Your Work Confessions

Never work at ARBY'S, and cheers to another New Year
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[@nobody7204]

"I work in a school as a student" As a student I can confirm it's the worst job on this planet, you don't even get paid

[@Honeybun_thrower]

💀

[@seakomothowakgosi5638]

You work at wrong school

[@rooksclown316]

I only got paid at one of the schools I went to

[@Misted_Waffles_]

Maybe a college student working as a teacher helper for one of their college classes. My school has quite a few of them. But that's just a guess.

[@lunarclysm4392]

Bro what do you mean I stay 24/7 and get paid 1 cent per day

[@wideeric1]

Surely these confessions will be rational and only mildly bemusing. Surely this will reveal the levelheaded members of the Degenerocity community.

[@atopia7677]

Bro can u stroke it for Me?

[@jaimesanchez6390]

*birthing at Nandos*

[@qlip]

surely

[@ethanx-246]

@@jaimesanchez6390 the fact that she just wolfed down a whole order of fast food while "birthing" is crazy

[@joshshrum2764]

@@ethanx-246The burger, shake bits part broke me down it’s what did me in why would you FUCKING EAT FOOD WHEN YOUR GOING INTO LABOR GET TO THE HOSPITAL.

[@justaclownhonkhonk7941]

That last confession had my jaw DROPPED for like 2 minutes wtf i hope that guy is okay :(

[@joshshrum2764]

I don’t think he is, he’s literally Shinji in that clip he used.

[@SuperCanonX2]

Bro's living in Tokyo 3 right now

[@keppinks]

i hope the woman was ok. how do you get to the point where ur giving birth to triplets on the steak ‘n shake floor

[@YSleepish]

​@@keppinkswho cares about the woman bro she chose to give birth in a fast food restraunt in public

[@seacat87]

hi im okay, im not the guy from the video but i wanted to let you know im doing great

[@R3DGUTZ]

18:50 “I FEEL DAH TRIH-LETS COMIN RIGH NOW😩😩” he zesty with it😭😭🙏🏽

[@goodie2goodie1]

Bro moaned that shit OUT

[@AntoñitoGonzalez120]

Fr

[@LoganTheCrusader]

#cleanuponislemyPANTS

[@sirringo66]

_☠️☠️☠️_

[@charliebrown2365]

He’s slowly transforming to a story time channel, I’m still gon be here for it

[@XxProGamerUSAxX]

Next Video: Your Crush Confessions

[@SlatyRamen]

@@XxProGamerUSAxX dude you came from the future

[@SlatyRamen]

@@XxProGamerUSAxX because,.. YOU ARE RIGHT

[@trueange]

Same

[@waterbongus]

ong

[@thecrabhex5140]

The last confession is def the most mentally deranged one so far. Easy first place. Even thinking about it make my tummy hurt.

[@averagecyndaquilenjoyer-vj8ul]

Not as bad as her tummy was hurting 💀

[@thecrabhex5140]

@@averagecyndaquilenjoyer-vj8ul we don’t talk about the pain she was feeling with TRIPLETS

[@hiddendagger7]

i was eating bro.

[@denjiisabendy3539]

​@@hiddendagger7AWWW NOOOOO AAUGHHHH

[@anomalousanimates]

same bro.@@hiddendagger7

[@ballisco4243]

last dude went through more pain than Denji, Guts, Itadori, and Dr Doofenshmirtz combined. I pray for bro 🙏

[@sahilkhan2034]

imagine what will happen when has kids lol

[@seeschoker9809]

Fax

[@spittin_BXRS]

No amount of therapy is ever gonna help me recover if I see that live

[@ballisco4243]

@@sahilkhan2034 bros boutta have veitnam flashbacks at his wife’s birth 💀

[@eyaph]

Bro got the 1000 mile stare

[@404MariNotFound]

16:00 Truly disgusting that some “people” would do this horrible thing.

[@JVCS-b6z]

Lmao, i looked for your comment after i saw the reaction

[@GBRen-xc2ow]

Why hello there…

[@DevStudios000]

Gimme all your money

[@I_like_fruit_too]

See if you can spread THIS around!

[@LambChops-f2q]

As an advocate for the people I can confirm that this is disgraceful and gross and I completely encourage I mean DO NOT encourage these actions

[@theotherjared9824]

To explain the bank teller story: it's federal protocol that the bank account will automatically be transfered to the next of kin or the person declared in a will. They need to go to the bank and provide proof of death before the money is touched to prevent a random person claiming to be a family member running away from the money. The woman skipped those steps, which legally counts as fraud.

[@peacejoy1396]

🤓

[@somerandomname3124]

The US government using the most pointless legal loopholes to steal my money:

[@frozenpods]

🤓

[@ノイズドリーム]

Thx

[@lolifairy2625]

Thx pookie

[@jellyfishstudios7228]

the whole izuku segment was pure 24k gold, the impression is spot on

[@-No_Name_-]

Why they gotta do my homeboy Deku like that, Uraraka is the one simping, he just tyrna be a hero, 💀

[@low-key-tony]

@@-No_Name_-Fr! Deku’s trying stop AFO, getting people to simp for him is just a side hustle 💀

[@-No_Name_-]

@@low-key-tony He's Rizzuku Himdoriya, he pulls people by accident.

[@wilburthemagicalcow]

@@-No_Name_-rizzuku himdoriya is wild ☠️☠️

[@-No_Name_-]

@@wilburthemagicalcow One for all actually hass one more secret quirk, the ability to call bitches, Quirk: Rizz arrow.

[@rossvaljr.3852]

That last story… I would not wish that kind of torture even on my worst enemies. My heart goes out to the poor lad. God damn.

[@Laikafan02]

I have 2 brothers and HOLLLYYY SHIT I couldn’t imagine being born at a fucking steak ‘n shack. Like holy shit

[@iamkartvya29]

​@@Laikafan02maybe it was you in the last confession and your parents have been lying to you all this time

[@Good_Watch]

I would.

[@switchfan9471]

MAYBE ONE OF MY WORST ENEMIES JUST ONE

[@DylanofScreenTime]

That last confession had clips of Mordecai and Rigby, so I can’t help but imagine that this was something they went through as well.

[@Mewdo45]

It really does feel like something theyed go through though

[@Mewdo45]

It really does feel like something theyed go through though

[@undertaleislife7210]

Well I mean if you throw in the fact that if the child was actually a nuclear bomb and had to be disarmed in 3 minutes or some shit, then yeah it would be a pretty typical regular show plot

[@compatriot852]

As somebody who works in the medical field, seeing Degen get confused by medical terms got a chuckle out of me

[@Cartoonishpolygon1207]

Tf is a jaundice

[@qestennawaheeda]

bro doesn't know hemoglobin

[@danlolwtf]

​@@qestennawaheedadidn't *

[@___idk]

lollll

[@sponbob_uchiha3163]

you from lithuania?

[@mariako750]

The last stories about Amy and the pregnant lady take the cake as the most traumatizing confessions in this video

[@memelegend5956]

I almost threw up when I heard it

[@illoominoct]

I was eating this whole vid Felt kinda sick after

[@mysterypersonOG]

Bro I was eating kfc

[@AdilEbrahemi-w8p]

real fr

[@toegrippr]

the amy one was my story guys 😊

[@thed_ani]

As someone who washed dishes, if you’re able to lick the plates clean and be able to do that in time, give that man a raise. Bro is genetically built to clean dishes like a washing machine.

[@fwjoeel]

do NOT give that man a raise bro his customers are getting herpes 😭

[@springfaux6991]

Bro was a purposed organism

[@Ктоя-ь1м]

I'm sure that this man has a very happy girlfriend

[@teamhop]

Hey I’ve got some really great news to share with you, Jesus Christ, the Son of God, died on a cross and resurrected on the third day so you may all have eternal life. If you believe and repent of your sins and put your faith and trust in Him as you would a parachute jumping off a plane at 25000 feet up in the air, He will give you eternal life in heaven as a free gift and I promise you, He will change your life forever as He did mine. He is the ONLY way to heaven and He loves you all. Please think deeply about this with urgency because this is your eternal life and soul, you don’t know when you could die, meaning you could die at any moment, so please consider this with all your heart. If anyone tells you that Jesus isn’t the only way, they are lying to you and they don’t care about your future

[@user-en5vj6vr2u]

It’s fake 90% of these stories are larps

[@GokuBlack58343]

18:01 "Can You PLEASE take my Order😭" That got My cheeks Quivering of laughter 💀

[@kamen8361]

Quivering is crazy 😂😂😂

[@RandomPersonRandom_Perso-gy2fq]

Man I feel so horrible for this man in last story. LIKE BRO YOU CANNOT JUST ENTER TO ONE PLACE TO GET FOOD AND GIVE BIRTH TO 3 OR 2 BABIES ON FLOOR IN FRONT OF 2 WORKERS THAT WERE JUST CHILLING And the fact his friend left before him I was feeling just horrible for him. I hope he won’t any problems explaining this issue to the therapist 😔

[@RandomPersonRandom_Perso-gy2fq]

I forgot to add have in “ I hope he won’t have any problems explaining this to the therapist “

[@CursedCaptainGaming]

I legitimately cannot understand what went on in her head bro

[@rubycide]

It’s so obvious its fake lmfao

[@doodlegame8704]

You would hope it’s fake.

[@anusaukko6792]

@@rubycide You see the problem is that he likely lives in America, so the chances of it being real skyrocket.

[@psa1115]

imagine having to explain to your kid that they were born in a steak and shake while you was eating a literal burger during the ordeal

[@glenn9888]

To THREE kids at that

[@matthewbartlett3442]

sounds like a good ad campaign

[@socialistrepublicofvietnam1500]

Imagine walking into a Steak n' Shake and realizing this was where you were born

[@NikitaClayton-qn7ge]

​@matthewbartlett3442 LMFAO 😂😂🤣

[@Longahhmustard]

@@matthewbartlett3442 Steak N' Shake: Where the life resides.

[@grunkleg.2934]

That last story, what was going on in that woman's mind that she needed a steakburger as she was giving birth? That's not like a hormonal decision, that's something you'd do consciously

[@Huh9631]

She must not be right in the head, only logical explanation I can think of

[@froggyyyy107]

Maybe she thought she had enough time before the birth to pop in to get something to eat since many hospitals don’t let you eat during labor

[@buttnuttz6119]

Maybe she has like a public birth/eating fetish because why else would she choose to just put these random workers into that horrible situation

[@Just-Some-Helium]

She was hungry man.

[@resetcreator3460]

@@Just-Some-Heliumyea tbf she had to feed 3 baby’s and herself

[@Smolfry.]

18:55 Imagine telling ur kids this is how they were born 💀💀💀💀

[@mr.s4ndman]

She probably led them to adoption

[@switchfan9471]

I would’ve rejected her order and call the ambulance

[@SunkyD]

That last confession left me with zero words. The delivery on the "I FEEL THE TRIPLETS COMING" would have left me wishing I was in a coma. I am praying for bro, no one should ever have to deal with that on such short notice, i wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy, i really hope the kids never hear what transpired on that day. That Izuku Midoriya impression was fantastic, i was impressed on how well it sounded

[@thedarkfox4517]

I need find that man, He needs a hug after experiencing that.

[@funnybones98]

the 💯 emoji part was so good 😭

[@Delilahsocool]

I would of passed out 💀

[@victor_.]

My heart goes out to the last dude, may your soul heal from this incident 😭

[@jonathanhamlet1942]

For real it was insane! I had no words!

[@danielmolinar8669]

Let’s be real, he ain’t ever coming back after that one💀. I wouldn’t

[@Craftygoos01]

😮

[@Kawaii_smash]

I feel sorry for anyone who works at Arby's ☠️☠️

[@nito8066]

i fell like at waffle house its even worse

[@Kawaii_smash]

@@nito8066 oh my goodness is waffle house even a restaurant I feel like it's the backrooms but people work there

[@parm8215]

I work at arbys it ain't that bad except for the radiation

[@Hitmandagoat]

@@Kawaii_smashwaffle house is good tf you talkin bout

[@Kawaii_smash]

@@parm8215 wait what? Radiation? No wonder my poop wAs green last I ate at Arby's what is y'all doin to the meat 🍖

[@BottoBobbs]

This is a great video to watch after a mental breakdown bc despite being mentally unstable, I'm somehow more put together than most of your other fans. And that comforts me.

[@HeisenbergFam]

"never work at Arby's" is one of the most accurate descriptions in history

[@texaspetslife]

Agreed.

[@jj_gmmo153]

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[@Triggerma]

npc

[@ZECRA602]

Degenerocity may not be pregnant but he's always delivering 😔👏 **Edit: That last confession was hella out of pocket** 💀💀💀

[@X3RNEA5]

After the last story, This hits way different 💀

[@enaisberrios7482]

It just leaves me in laughter. The triplets couldn't even finish they meal for still tryna give the man and the pregnant woman the alarm that they needed to make themselves known 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@NoHatDashYT]

True. That story was crazy

[@deadstar8809]

just please dont have him deliver in a steak n' shake

[@forest_fire959]

BRO IM TRING EAT MY HOT POCKET RIGHT AND THIS SHIT JUST RUINS IT BRO😭

[@GreekV1nce]

This man has heard more confessions than a Catholic priest before Christmas 💀 Honestly, Hope y'all doing better now and don't have to work a shitty job🙏🏼 (After that last one I need to go shower😶)

[@seeschoker9809]

The last one is CRAZY

[@GreekV1nce]

@@seeschoker9809 ON GOD BRO! That dude must have had to go to therapy for SURE after that. Honestly I'm sad for him, hope he feels better now😔🙏

[@jj_gmmo153]

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[@PoohBear92]

As someone who worked in the medical field, the “the hell is JAWNDISS? … the hell is BILIRUBIN?? … the hell is HEMOGLOBIN?” Had me fn dead 😂😂😂

[@Blackarooni]

I have several questions: 1. Where was the father? 2. Why did she decide to eat a burger while giving birth? 3. How did she get there? 4. Why did she get there?

[@holybamboozler]

Tf did they do with the first two babies after they were born? Did they just slap 'em on the counter?

[@garlicbreadstick404]

​@@holybamboozlerdeepfryer

[@bubble.beeeee]

​@@garlicbreadstick404 OH GOD

[@dyamondX]

​@@garlicbreadstick404 this is chaotic evil

[@MrPerfectCellHimself]

​@@garlicbreadstick404 yummy

[@rickanimationsnewchannel]

imagine being born and the person who conceived you is eating a damn burger while the employees are watching in complete utter disgust and fear

[@vincenttasker4582]

you: telling your mum where you was born mum:you was born in a fast food place

[@Dangerous.little.carrot]

I can't bro 😭 (my eyes would be closed, silly 😜)

[@Thehistorygeographyandflagnerd]

Godfathers 😭

[@bensoncheung2801]

Midwives

[@irvingguzman2612]

I'm a physician and I can confirm that seeing triplets be born is shocking for people not trained, I've seen fathers in the labor room with their wives faint and vomit. That last guy in the story was hella brave and probably the trauma will take some therapy lol

[@Lithuanian_NAFO_lad]

You dont have to be a mental health specialist to know that watching birth of an infant ONCE is traumatising, and our protagonist got that 3 times over. I honestly could barely stomache it, and I have read a lot on human phisiology and general biology and chemistry literature. I honestly want to hug the OP and invite him on a proper 3 course meal and a trip of the baltic states.

[@meihuangha]

question does that mean something is wrong with me? everyone I know say they're traumatized seeing birth but I've watched live births and c sections and I have the opposite reaction. I like watching them. and I don't mean to be cool or egdy but I feel like I'm the only person who doesn't get traumatized. (I'm a nursing student on my maternity rotation so I also study in depth anatomy and physiology). ​@@Lithuanian_NAFO_lad

[@Opbee12]

@@Lithuanian_NAFO_lad I don't think he can look at food the same way anymore

[@Lithuanian_NAFO_lad]

@@Opbee12 I never said fast food. Plus, he will not look at the fast food chain he worked at the same, not just any food.

[@itsjusttt_Mia]

14:36 I have never squealed and curled up like a ball this badly from an accurate Midoriya's impression 😳😵‍💫-- I APPLAUD YOU FOR THAT 😭💖 Luv your vids tho 😊 Keep it up and may God bless your soul 🙏❤️✨

[@dannylewis1539]

God, the sudden Midoriya impression for the middle school confession had me CRYING 😂😂. That was perfect.

[@Maru_812]

Open ur legs 😅

[@fwra1234]

I used to work at Baskin Robbins. Late one evening, I was working alone and there was only a young couple quietly sharing a sundae. 4 white uni kids come in and ask all 3 of for help with "a video project for school." They ask the couple to start cuddling in the restaurant and asked me to yell and point at them "IS THIS ALLOWED?" We did what they asked and then the 4 left without buying anything. I think it was for a tiktok

[@Isawthatbro31]

That seems random 😅

[@MoonMoon-cl4co]

Yo really! Sounds like they were making a reference to this vine from a few years back! m.kzbin.info/www/bejne/oqStkIiIhL6Blbc&pp=ygUUaXMgdGhpcyBhbGxvd2VkIHZpbmU%3D

[@Analog_Anarchist]

That vine is iconic, tiktok could never...

[@Kawaii_smash]

Ohh nah oh hell naw

[@unlightings]

@@Analog_Anarchistthat vine still lives rent free in my head to this day lol

[@royalrain20xx92]

That last confession was just… theater. To the brave soul that shared this with us, thank you

[@MidnightSakura368]

13:10 thats not kink shaming, thats a fact. Its not that hard to practice kinks behind closed doors. NOBODY WANTS TO SEE THAT. WE DO NOT CONSENT. Especially the fact that LITERAL MINORS could be around that area.

[@SomeGuyOnThisPlatform]

So nice of Degenerocity giving us a gift for the new years by making a new confessions video.

[@jj_gmmo153]

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[@joshshrum2764]

Worst Chris gift ever after that last one.

[@MusselFlum]

I turned on my flashlight on my phone to find a booger i dropped on the ground and ate it.

[@capefeartrainsandsirens]

That last confession had my bones dematerializing and flesh inflating 💀💀

[@imbored01]

… what?

[@drillbitz2816]

@@imbored01exactly

[@booboothefool3342]

Bro is into inflation

[@steelblue0]

nahhh 😂😂

[@Ihavenoclue630]

😦 ..what?

[@RUBI748x]

I swear this man gets funnier every single time 😂😂😂😂

[@MuseumFreedom]

Here ya go, 69 likes yw.

[@MJiSGOATTED]

Bro it just came out when u commented WDYM bro not even a minute

[@cookercoisine7305]

not 69 anymore

[@GilbertGaylord]

Gambling

[@___idk]

fr 💯💯🔥💯🔥

[@ganicc4782]

You are one of the few things on this planet that make me genuinely happy. Thanks for being awesome!

[@TheMMMification]

The end of the Amy story scares me because I also live in AK. If I ever run into her, I hope I end up on her good side, because she's clearly capable of anything.

[@aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa4399]

I don't want to be on her any side, hell I don't don't even wanna run into her

[@sSlurri]

907 gang 😂

[@wo_w6640]

This shit got me contemplating wtf I would do if a woman came into where I work giving birth.

[@averagecyndaquilenjoyer-vj8ul]

If you work at a hospital it would happen every other day

[@DoctorBones1]

@@averagecyndaquilenjoyer-vj8ul hospitals have staff for that not minimum wage john working at a ghetto ass micky d's

[@Gello_The_Fello]

If it's anywhere else, that's crazy

[@FatherMurph]

One time, while I was shopping with my mom, an old woman came up and told me I reminded her of her dead son, and told me I could lose my mother at any point. Old people, man.

[@vectorsahel5420]

Lmao

[@DoctorBones1]

i think grandma was foreshadowing

[@S.Diego_2005]

Seeing the miracle of life happen right between your eyes... It changes you man. you will never be the same from that day forward, your view of the female body will forever change. And Bloodborne too

[@FollowerofDuck]

that last confession was legitimately jaw dropping holy shit

[@whydidyouhavetodothat]

omg I always see you under subs lol

[@MNcool123asd]

Bro 692 likes and 1 comment is wild

[@MNcool123asd]

@Packzer-y1u I guess you found out

[@HTMangaka]

I'm still stumped by the Muslim one. Like, hold on, man doesn't trust you because he's low-key racist...so, you get back at him by showing him that his suspicions were correct???? O_O

[@Opbee12]

@@HTMangaka I agree, like racism bad, but that man literally just proved his point 😂

[@Ahmedhassan.]

I came inediately

[@Ahmedhassan.]

Immediately

[@Ahmedhassan.]

No wait..

[@unbindings]

Same

[@thejackofnotrades3844]

Indemianty

[@Madmaxxu692]

Same

[@urheretochill]

Last two stories was CRAZY, hope they getting extra therapy 😭😭

[@toegrippr]

the one about amy was mine, trust i am getting therapy .

[@candlesmainl0ver]

@@toegripprhope u doing gd now gng

[@lucasjaviergrisaffihernand7763]

GOOD

[@rb4632]

@@toegrippr proof?

[@toegrippr]

@@rb4632 i have the entire thing in my notes

[@user-gt5fy5ow4i]

2:44 she might've not been in the will

[@person3405]

But that’s his daughter why wouldn’t she be on it?

[@beefboss5979]

that still at 18:54 was literally PERFECT for the situation

[@Randomdude64725]

The final confession was crazy, sounded cinematic the way you acted it out.

[@adamajora1003]

Bro some of the people in this vid be like "Yeah I may or may not have slipped laxatives in this random ass dude's sprite, and I literally came in their burger, and they thought it was mayonnaise! I also just kinda murdered one of my customers one time for no reason. I still haven't been caught! Yeah, I'm just a bit silly like that. :3"

[@FedkaSlovanich]

i know alot of guys that if you piss them off while pour a ton of salt on your sandwich

[@andyurielmon]

You seriously think that's silly? That's not just 'silly.' That's reckless, dangerous, and completely irresponsible. Not to mention, morally twisted. It's not something to wave off with a cute little smile.

[@pabloni1117]

​@@andyurielmonthat's the joke 😭

[@lucario.pokedex.0448]

:3

[@theoddodyssey]

>w

[@Yvfrygvdyrfv]

14:37 the deku voice and mha reference 😂

[@justinqueso9644]

The best part about this series is that he's never gonna run out of stories

[@The_Sheldon666]

Amy is on her actual fucking villian arc 💀

[@EarthBoundZ]

Amy has been downhill ever since Sonic rejected her.

[@whowhy7554]

I imagined her running all the way to Alaska without stopping

[@raider360X_sot]

She really hit that AoE attack

[@masud9049]

@@raider360X_sotNO I CAN’T💀💀💀💀

[@Alternativity0]

Nah fr 💀

[@hassanes3360]

The shnitzel visual at 19:47 had me in stitches man I can’t breathe

[@AhmedMalaki]

Me too. Great some btw

[@JustaFace-mi2do]

Last guy is an og, he could've just called the ambulance, or waited, but he helped, hope he gets better soon

[@TheBoltMaster456]

Degenerocity's english Deku impression is SO GOOD 😭💀

[@Mr.Chief11]

The fact he spent a minute or two searching up words is just the most humane thing I’ve seen

[@maxwellsimmons530]

The last guy put too much thought into the situation. He saved 3 childrens lives that day, he should feel proud.

[@Xx_SuperPenis_xX]

i dont think the last story was real lmao

[@Soul.Resonant]

I think being proud would be the last thing on someone's mind in that situation

[@denjiisabendy3539]

​@@Soul.Resonanttrue, kinda pisses me off her fat arse made some random teen give birth, if it was me I am dipping

[@joshshrum2764]

Man wasn’t ready for all that, and most of the event is repulsive.

[@nelson5073]

he didn't choose to be a hero, he was forced to do it

[@critterace]

Not only did she give birth in a restaurant, she gave birth to TRIPLETS?? I hope the guy who had to deal with this is ok☠️☠️

[@HypaBox]

Bro is probably in a mental assylum rn😭😭😭

[@jamalcoolio]

the odds of triplets are 1 in 10,000 meaning he had a 1 in ten thousand chance to have the most unlucky experience ever and he got dealt those cards

[@robblequoffle8456]

@@jamalcoolio No, this is something that could only happen two times in history at best

[@blackjox3510]

​@@jamalcoolio thing is... The probability of that happening is probably even lower, since we also have to add the probability of a pregnant woman of 9 months walking into a restaurant to the probability of triplets being born

[@Har22-c4s]

​@@robblequoffle8456 Triplets are not that rare wtf

[@LeastInsaneUtsu-PFan]

Things you gain from Degenerocity: Science knowledge Political knowledge Job Advice Hearing loss

[@imao15]

Knowledge that apparently we’re all viltrumites

[@YanoLBP]

Especially the hearing loss....

[@coshjosio5696]

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[@lumityviktuuristanartist4100]

Entertainment And losing your sanity

[@Trxpicalivyyyy]

1:56 I don’t know WHY BUT THIS MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD FOR NO REASON 😭😭😭😭😭

[@YugenTFT]

I've noticed a gradual shift towards a story time format, and I'm genuinely excited to see this transformation unfold. I'll definitely stick around to witness the journey. I'm hopeful that these confessions will bring out the rational and mildly bemusing side of the Degenerocity community, showcasing the levelheaded members among us.

[@GothamsRealSaviour]

The animations from the part where he says “Two of the three triplets” at exactly 19:35 is from a game called a way out where you are in a hospital.

[@ratguy932]

I’ve watched this man grow taller and mightier with each video he makes. I’ve been here since his philosophy of pissing yourself and I’m just so proud of this fella. Bravo, degenerocity, bravo.

[@universal_doise]

Last confession lowkey got me nauseous because I can literally IMAGINE how horrible that would've been to experience, I hope bro is ok.

[@Ariiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

as soon as bro starts a storytime channel he gonna make crazy bread with these confessions.

[@aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa4399]

seems like something he would do

[@theknowingeye5998]

I hope he doesnt, these ones arent as funny

[@bupekunda9086]

If just hearing the last story was enough to traumatize me, I can’t imagine how the person felt 😭😭😭

[@KirbyJason210]

14:36 That Deku impression got me cracking up.

[@xolajames2003]

😂 same bro same

[@mrlank]

2:56 “I don’t see what he did wrong, but I bet it’s a crime somewhere” yeah my gamer, FRAUD

[@mankey2919]

so no one's going to question how D just nailed the Deku voice?

[@uzumakimadeit]

The last story is truly the most gut-wrenching thing I have ever read. I honestly feel sorry for the guy who went through all of that. 🙏🙏

[@seeschoker9809]

Me toooo

[@KuroiAmagi]

that event is so mortifying, no matter who is in that situation, even if it was guts, subaru, or just any character with crazy amounts of trauma they are gonna be even more broken and unfixable after this type of shit.

[@ImBoredfr5]

​@@KuroiAmagiong nothing compares to that not even idatori and denji can hold a damn thing to that fucking story.

[@oljwbajajer01]

15:36 that story made me cry so emotionally heavy...

[@СавелийИванов-ш3м]

11:19 most out of pocket thing i have heard in my life bro im begging you do NOT put monkey brain in my burger im on my knees begging 😭😭

[@anoddlyspecificnamepart2]

I was a busboy at this medium sized restaurant and had to clean everything. So this one time I get told “you need to clean up the bathroom, someone made a mess” so I was thinking water everywhere but no there was shit everywhere. All over the walls, the toilet, the sink, the floors, just everywhere.

[@HotZilchy]

seriously though how tf do they end up on the WALLS like how does that always happen

[@anoddlyspecificnamepart2]

@@HotZilchy I really don’t know, same thing happened at my school where shit was everywhere.

[@ihavetogotowork1668]

I'm thinking it had to be someone with an extreme case of diarrhea that was pulling their pants down and trying to make it to the toilet but everything spilled out before they had the chance.

[@booooooooooooop5655]

OH MY GOD?..

[@theparrishshow9803]

3:46 I think that was the hardest I’ve ever laughed in the whole year. Thanks for absolutely making my New Year’s Eve.

[@roseiey5932]

that last one gave me psychic damage my mouth was opened involuntarily i was reaching new levels of disgust and fear no human being should ever have to go through that and i hope the poor dude is doing well imagine being someone just tryna eat and then a gregnant woman comes in and has a messy birth on the probably nasty ass floor 10/10 good job :)

[@DoofusGoober]

The fact that you have to go through all of that I can feel your score. That's marked there for many and many, yes, if I was where that man is, if I knew where he lived. I will go to walk up to him.Give me a big old hug

[@masterofthepeachtea]

Years from now, we're gonna look back on this guy's videos and feel the same nostalgia we felt for Angry Video Game Nerd

[@digitalgamer457]

LIL D PULLING UP WITH THE PEAK CONFESSIONS!! ❤❤❤

[@digitalgamer457]

Fr tho, I'd be so shocked if this video doesn't get demonetization.....especially after that amy story.

[@atopia7677]

Bro can you stroke it for me ?

[@anomalousanimates]

lil d

[@CheezYtEdition]

6:05 that joke will never get old, some might say it’s… *invincible*

[@somakrd]

TITLE CARD

[@bobfrits-bn8dp]

*BLOOD*

[@DripXforce]

U mean ---(blood splatter)

[@Vinjin1-mo6pk]

@@DripXforce Nah, not until the season finale, we’re on episode 2

[@DomingoSaravia-zq2vk]

Best show I’ve ever watched

[@kungsmjobo4647]

15:30 Maaaaan tell me why an ad played and all I had heard was "My sis-"

[@OrelbisPerezdelacruz]

It also happened to me

[@iknowicked]

At 17:16 u tell a traumatic story about someone who watches your vids but since you told his confession he's gonna have PTSD all over again Love your vids bro

[@iknowicked]

I'm back and I have a confession So my cuz who worked churches ended up being held hostage in a robbery all the guys had masks on and it was dark so he didn't see anything.Years later he was in court along with the other workers. They had asked him to describe what the robbers looked like and he said he didn't see anything and was sent to jail. Also he was sent to jail again for bumping into an female officer and he was black so ¯⁠\⁠_⁠ʘ⁠‿⁠ʘ⁠_⁠/⁠¯

[@dioncii8902]

​​@@iknowicked poor guy- 🧍‍♀️💀

[@Har22-c4s]

​@iknowicked What? How tf you get in jail for that? Also jail for bumping is peak dystopia and racism in this case. All my condolences for the fellow brotheren

[@howtodothatyt]

that last story had me shaking and violently crying in a corner

[@christhechilled]

14:58 Bruh is a real Deku

[@rbMouhmad]

Fr 💀

[@No-cc1fq]

I impressed with his vocal length ngl

[@Mossymoss69]

REAL

[@ẽł1xįřĩşħ1m]

Oh another KZbinr did the voice

[@Fallen-d5z]

0:39 BOO🗣️🗣️🔥🔥👻👻

[@clever-jib04489]

These confessions changed my life thanks to all the confessions that came from these people Thank you

[@HawkAnTuah]

The Amy story got me holding on for dear live💀🙏

[@KingDeadMan]

5:33 This is why I go down seven rabbitholes everyday. I just be learning about things I've never learned of, before.

[@justinschmidt5184]

That last one broke my mental too, luckily i couldn't imagine it, so thank the lord for that.

[@Xneo53]

14:41 bro turn on his deku phase when he read confession like a love story

[@st4rry.-.9]

14:38 bro the deku voice 💀

[@LiamR-k1y]

fact that’s from the exact anime

[@Low-keyCan]

Nah that last confession is crazy and traumatic at the same time

[@lunarmiau]

These confessions are getting crazier and crazier 💀💀

[@seeschoker9809]

The last one was crazy as fuck and disgusting

[@cancerousdisease]

​@@seeschoker9809 Not as much as your profile pic pooks 😍😍

[@takedoesstuff]

@@seeschoker9809 dont forget amy's wrath

[@gregkareem9824]

​@@seeschoker9809 stop cursing its a sin

[@seeschoker9809]

@@cancerousdisease NAH is it bc to black dudes are kissing im homiesexual 😀😃

[@Abyss_for_memes]

18:27 that cat on the zaza💀

[@eatingmytoesrightnow3627]

I need the source for that video 😭😭

[@tinyratdude]

​@@eatingmytoesrightnow3627 lol

[@holybamboozler]

19:43 the way he says "birth liquid" has me losing it

[@ayrtonjoga]

Baerth liquid

[@Gomen_Ohayo]

When he said: 15:08 Dude I'm so dead RN! 💀 This vid actually made my day bro! Aye keep up with the cool ass content my g.

[@astridswrld]

Dawg PLEASE do another one of these I am BEGGING😂😂😂

[@mayalonde1138]

Holy crap. That last one would snap my sanity if I was the guy who witnessed all that. Props to him for staying strong. I hope he got better after that.

[@BryanPlush]

14:36 Deku love story 💀

[@LIFEISROBLOX_E]

LOL

[@-eclipse-8435]

That impression was spot on too lmao

[@ShockedTaiLung]

Bro that deku part has me so dead 💀