Joe List Sets The Record Straight About The Bert Beef | YMH Highlight

[@Zee.404]

Let's get this straight, this isn't about squashing a beef, this is Joe List forgiving Bert for being a selfish asshole.

[@harrymothowl8923]

This

[@Shdzbj3mb]

100

[@ThatCatDiaz]

​@@DSPs-Stolen-Tirebert isn't the only unbearable human. His fanbase are probably like him

[@andycompton]

lol 100%

[@DoubleDoutdoors]

@@DSPs-Stolen-Tire his whole fan base is just unbearable dudes just like him

[@joeschmoe2697]

Christina continuously trying to make the point that “Thai food is a particular taste” and them actively ignoring her is hilarious

[@vasu1130]

She's unfunny and deserves no attention

[@martin1234512345]

Agreed. She's the fucking worst.

[@davidperez5089]

Its time for ari to drug crustynna! 😝🤣🤣

[@chemicalbluebloo2327]

If you are sober, it must be hard to be around Bert 😂

[@suimeingwong2043]

I don't know this personally but it seems like if your not on Bert's wavelength of the moment he would be exhausting.

[@kkp0505]

Even if I was shooting up fentanyl-laced heroin in the bathroom, then went back to the table to finish the bottle of Crown Royal (Black, of course, like my humor… and soul…), even then it would be hard to be around that particular machinery. 😬💉

[@charlestonw801st]

even if you're drunk it's hard to be around a 53 yr old alcoholic egomaniac who never listens has to be center of attention constantly changes his story to make himself look cool and has severe OCD and anxiety? yeah f*ck that noise i don't wanna be around that ever.

[@veganspacemonkey]

Or not sober as well

[@TwiceVisible]

It’s hard to be around Bert

[@davidthompson9504]

I love how the only thing Christina can take out of this story is that Thai food isn't for everyone

[@AYO_WHO_THIS]

Even though shes a comic women cant get away from being the hole, alot of bad-who-cares takes, let him tell the story jeez

[@scootaymildo1070]

Weird excuses being made for Bert here (blaming Ari? Wtf?). And List is being far too generous. Also, the fact Bert lied a bunch to make List look like the bad one is appalling, true scumbag stuff and if it was me i'd be fuming!

[@speedfreakjive8843]

Juat another tired old page from the alcoholic's playbook

[@louieo.blevinsmusic4197]

@@speedfreakjive8843blame everyone/everything else. How such a Floridian got a southern belle is beyond my comprehension.

[@connorhall8463]

Joe is a recovering alcoholic and really into mental health so I think he sympathizes with Bert in a lot of ways.

[@ikuep]

Ari would do something like that though.

[@gumball5024]

Poor guy is trying to be in everyone’s good graces

[@lindseyvesely4212]

I want to hear Tom talk about loosing it on twitter about an American Airlines attendant for telling him he had to check his bag😂

[@Patrick11223]

Bert was basically being a Raging Alcoholic. Somehow Ari made this happen and is the reason everyone knows this story.

[@alexchavez217]

Ari just made it funny. This just everyday drama tbh

[@OberynTheRedViper]

Bert is unfunny, and a pathological liar. He's the only "comedian" I literally can't stand. I find plenty of other comedians not be my style, but they don't irritate the ever loving shit outta me like Bert does. Not even Carlos Mencia.

[@Madagon367]

@@OberynTheRedViper I can't imagine a lot of people actually liking or for that matter caring about his standup. At this point he is the Maschinu character and a lot of people seem to love that.

[@TheChupacabra]

If there is a problem Ari is within 10 feet of it

[@slidewayzgreer2740]

​@OberynTheRedViper Why you here then?

[@nicholasmosley8707]

Hard not to like Joe List, guy is awesome

[@JasonSipe16]

Joe knows he has to be diplomatic--because it's clearly the Upside Down when someone like Bert has control over some of these comedians (who are actually funny).

[@chrisalancomedy]

I was there. It was so funny!! Also before all of this. Bert changed his mind literally 3x about what he wanted to eat, first it was steaks, then burgers and dogs, then the Thai food. It was just back and forth…. Watching Bert eat the pizza drunk as shit was hilarious bc he fought against it so hard.

[@Montalvan13]

Haha Chris got the receipts. 🥩🍔🌭🍜🍕

[@qcrew2938]

Be honest man.... Bert is a nightmare to be around. The only reason comics like him is because he's insanely successful

[@j.g.mcbell9494]

@@qcrew2938I would argue the only reason he’s successful is because comedians like him. He’s not funny. His standup is at best amateurish.

[@JasonSipe16]

Why do you guys all think he's so great? Is there some kind of Emperor's Clothing thing going on? Oh, wait--$$$

[@crystallake6198]

Christina's curated look today: 77 Year old Jewish grandmother going to the canasta game.

[@CombatWombat-marsupial]

It’s a bummer that Bert is accepted in the comedy industry, it’s a tragedy that actually talented comedians are forced to follow his “squeal at my own jokes” act

[@anthonyhaines496]

He’s a comedian for idiots and his success just means that there are a lot of idiots. Unfortunately..

[@jsahkljdhkashvbosild]

I think you are way overestimating how many good comedians there are lol, standup is terrible right now

[@resisthavokbittergaming9382]

You can tell Joe is a really good person.

[@travisbooth3002]

Bert's a hack who has to resort to taking his shirt off because he has no material. Joe on the other hand is 1 of the best comics today.

[@willvr4]

I can only handle Bert in small doses even just listening to him on youtube. I can't imagine what it's like to be around him for an entire night. I'm pretty sure the key to his marriage is the fact that he's almost never home.

[@plantgirlK88]

Bert arrives at Normands bachelor party being a toxic frat dude about how he wouldn’t smoke Joes cigars- Normand and Ari are super close to Joe- Bert trying to make Joe the joke for the weekend and make the boys laugh with Bert at Joe. That alone says everything…

[@SherlocksHolmezboy]

These recordings will be useful when Bert is in rehab.

[@Frankowars]

Or court or the memorial

[@PotatoJonson]

The most shocking part of this story is these dudes were playing charades at a bachelor party.

[@davidzelaya1994]

Haha I have a feeling that is just something they said they did so that none of their wives get angry

[@realchipchipperson]

he did mention there was snow in the forecast ❄

[@thedud3210]

Fair to say that bert has worn out his welcome with everyone. Think we are all tired of Bert's bullshit and lies... poor tommy... 😆 🤣 😂

[@chriswitry6976]

Another clear example about how everything has to 100% be about Bert. HE has to be the hero food buyer, HE can’t be kept waiting/not hung out with at the bar, and someone else’s bachelor party HAS to be about HIM and what he wants everyone to do

[@Aries1990]

Exaggerating but everyone else does about Bert as well.

[@XYouVandal]

unfortunately for Bert, the box office was not 100% about him

[@wisdomplusdiscipline]

Yeah, Bert is nuts obviously. That's why Tom likes being around Bert, to laugh at the craziness

[@happysqWid]

​@@XYouVandalI think it was and that's the problem, he now has solid data proving he's not as popular as he thinks he is

[@littlewigglemonster7691]

Classic alcoholic behavior

[@ian-blum]

What I got from this was Bert was already hurt that Joe didn't want to sit with him at the bar. I assume the way Bert reveres Normand, he probably wanted to hit it off with Joe and have a bro moment. Joe declining that probably got Bert stewing and when he tried to extend another olive branch (ie the Thai food) and Joe declined, it pushed Bert over the edge, and that is the abridged version of why Israel and Palestine are fighting.

[@househackking]

Yeah, people who love to drink (and I'm not knocking it) usually can't comprehend why a sober guy doesn't want to hang out at a bar. I've seen it a ton of times, Bert isn't the only one.

[@jamessullivan6985]

Lol, you got me……the current war conflict as described by 2 dudes with Thai food and Pizza. Perfect, love it…..u should be a writer or try stand up…..I like what you did there. Huge respect. Well done

[@louieo.blevinsmusic4197]

@@jamessullivan6985lol agreed. Dude had the best comment.

[@jg9013]

I blame Bert for all the worlds problems

[@KLX1990]

This deserves more likes

[@RandyBavender-xb2ir]

I bet Bert is super pissed that Tom even released this under YMH studios😂

[@davidbarnes4742]

Nothing worse than being sober around someone black out drunk. That’s what my grandma used to tell me when she’s was doing whip it’s

[@collinmc90]

Bert is just an over grown pick me frat bro. Can't believe Tom still hangs out with that loser. Tom surpassed Bert in every way possible and now it's like that old friend you had when you were a different person but you don't have the heart to tell them.

[@devonbedenbaugh6315]

@collinmc90 i'm glad you scrapped enough copper to afford an RC plane w/ a camera for your channel. Shout outs to Bert, a true legend.

[@JasonSipe16]

I'm definitely starting to see that. Tom outshines him in almost every way. My grandpa, who dies 20 years ago is stil funnier than Bert.

[@reedusurrights2547]

Berts such a 🤡…. Joe is obviously the one to believe here and Bert was being a nob

[@jordanb7789]

Christina's look of confusion at 4:45 is great

[@Mannydamon]

I see what you mean, the face she makes is at 4:50. Such a Mother face of, "What childish non-sense"

[@cas126]

Cant wait for big fat bert to come in like an angry hippo on the next 2Bears to defend himself.

[@AlmightyNOG]

I hope he never comes back

[@mikeg4691]

He kinda did already over the phone during the Ari episode. He didn't really defend himself though, he just confirmed that's what happened.

[@pauldack5129]

Joe List has quickly become one of my favorite comedians. Love the mix of nerd/jock.

[@SighNaps]

Nadav joining the cool guy wall of fame. I wonder what he did to earn the guitar riff.

[@seniorb5672]

Probably got mad his baggage was checked by a poor

[@turtleboypurp]

just noticed that lmao

[@aaronlong46]

Rather see him on the wall, than hear him in the background!!! Lol

[@SighNaps]

@@aaronlong46 His laughter was a pillar of the podcast. Obviously everyone has their own opinion, but YMH without the J bird cackling maniacally is like unseasoned food. It's just missing something.

[@stormtrooperholds]

If it's not about BABY BERT he throws a tantrum. He's soo privileged.

[@nickhartwig950]

the king of content is at it again

[@danthegeetarman]

Glad to finally get the other side of this story!

[@dfolz1101]

Props to list for hanging out with a bunch of drug addled comedians and still managing to stay sober.

[@p344y]

How anybody still enjoys Ari or Bert is beyond me. Joe List on the other hand is a national treasure and should be protected and supported at all costs.

[@chuckaubry767]

They’re both man childs. They seem absolutely exhausting.

[@forcesofkanto]

Ari is funny in short bursts, any longer than 5-10 minutes he becomes unbearable. Bert is annoying from the rip.

[@declaredjeans7555]

I don't know why people keep asking this.. People are different, and like different things. I mean, some people even like Brendan Schaub..

[@ETAisNOW]

Ari is freaking awesome, from being the first JRE guest, This is not Happening, through all the skeptic tanks, Jew, I’ve been a fan the whole time. “Bu bu bu but he did a thing this this this one time an an and if he did that to me I couldn’t be his friennnndddd” hahaha ok dorks

[@Onthejazz247]

Ari is funny as fuck. I wouldn't want to hang with him on a regular basis but he's unarguably funny

[@DR-rs6ou]

Christina P literally adds nothing to conversations. Like none of them. Not a single one that happends on this podcast.

[@tonypine3434]

Opie and anthony called women on radio shows "holes" and theu have migrated to podcasts. cant say ive seen one add anything. Unsure how people cant find interesting women that would, pretty sure theres quite a few out there

[@EzBHP]

Where is bull burr when you need him to tell Christina that just because she goes to therapy doesn’t make her a fucking shrink

[@forcesofkanto]

I want to live in Bert’s fantasy land where I can do no wrong - it can always be someone else’s fault, and I can drink and eat whatever the fuck I want and my brain still says “I look amazing”. This motherfucker has the sweetest life, but it’s only sweet to him.

[@chadgrov]

The guy has 10’s of millions of dollars in the bank and has a great wife and kids. I doubt he’s too concerned with your guys bitter opinions

[@billyriker2966]

Money doesn't fix everything and makes some things worse. Bert is living in hell. My opinion is not bitter.

[@forcesofkanto]

@@chadgrov Bert’s married, he’s not gonna fuck you bro

[@jackashmore]

I love how people reacting to this have like millions of views but the actual clip is only 100k views

[@jackshort6835]

Christina looks insane

[@jacksonscofield7809]

Is Bert still welching on the donation to the children's hospital?

[@Mars_junior]

I really don't get how Bert cannot look at himself from the outside and realize he needs to change. It's killing his career.

[@InNeedOfFriends]

So basically "The Machine" story is a big fat exaggerated lie. Bert, you played yourself.

[@erdnasiul87]

100%

[@VitaKet]

Did anyone ever think otherwise?

[@turdferguson3855]

Why would his classmates lie? Several have confirmed the story.

[@slidewayzgreer2740]

That's every story ever told by a comedian 😂

[@troymash8109]

​@@turdferguson3855No. You heard someone else say that and are repeating it. That's all. The story is very obviously pure bullshit.

[@joshsegg2814]

Look how nasty those felt headphones look lolol

[@miketko]

without evening knowing here is my guess. Joe list was best man whos in charge of the bachelor party. then here comes Bert, MR I need to control everything who stepped on joes toes. thats my assessment lol

[@InNeedOfFriends]

I think thats a pretty spot on assessment... Bert is the "friend" that I feel can ruin any bachelor party if he isn't made the guy responsible night...

[@ntutino1980]

The beef that no one ever cared about 🥩

[@Ndizzyinthehizzy]

Not gonna lie, im enthralled.

[@rockerpirate]

Yet you listened to it

[@Nunya_Bidz]

We should all promote Bert’s newly found drive to put down that vodka. I’m worried.

[@Dempdawg11]

You're wrong. Don't quit bert. Double down. This person doesn't want you to be interesting. You're a big fat nothing without the booze. With the booze at least we are laughing at you. And a laugh is a laugh

[@vincentmorrelli3025]

Bert thinks it's Bert's world

[@Neur0nauT]

Based solely off of the tales that are disseminated about this crew? Bert is an ADHD Man-child Narcissist. Ari is a Sociopath. There's a common denominator when you party with these guys.

[@NA86737]

Tom is a sociopath with sadistic tendencies. Christina is a Hungarian

[@freebird6591]

You forgot Tom and his infatuation with getting pleasure from watching people suffer in pain. And his passive aggressive need to be superior by association with Bert. He knows exactly what Berts like and has been feeding off him as the straight man for a decade.

[@Jonny.16]

lol Joe is mark Normand’s sober human double

[@cabbagesavage6411]

Imagine having to be in the same room as Burp Chrysler. I wouldn’t wish that on my worst enemy

[@Bonneville_Brute]

Tom, can I have that shirt when you’re done with it? Thanks dog

[@BS-hv3we]

Let's not forget Tom called a lady a C for making him check his bag

[@benvlerick8303]

Yeah Bert seems like a total dumbass manchild, but a nice guy (annoying, but sweet) but Tom... Tom just seems to be a rich snob asshole.

[@ZenoSama_]

As he should. Who gets their bag checked AT THE GATE? Not at the TSA line. The second before you get on the plane. That’s a cunt move if I’ve ever heard one.

[@rockerpirate]

So what? She deserved to be called a C.

[@randysavage7392]

@@ZenoSama_gate checks are an incredibly normal thing

[@on2wheels378]

Without his A1 comedy friends who carry him, Burnt Chrysler would be a divorced alcholic selling used cars and timeshares.

[@benjaminkell3726]

A 50 year old man flipping out at another adult ordering pizza is total normal 😂😂😂

[@dfrees42]

By law bachelor parties in Tampa require at least one confrontation

[@scv909]

BERT NEVER HAD A STEPPING STOOL TO STAND ON DURING THIS WHOLE FIASCO. With that loud point being made let me say. Joe List is a good comic and not a hack. Bert is quickly running out of his fifteen minutes. Joe List has 3 great specials out of GREAT material. Bert has a certain... I don't know what. His fifteen minutes will be over in the next 2 years and Joe will have made two mor prominent specials.

[@RippyClippy]

Hey everyone! It’s an even creepier Mark Normand. He seems pretty “banged up”…

[@Dmon00100]

There's always two sides to every story. Trust Joe over Bert or Ari 😂

[@buns7136]

Joe List is the King of Content. YMH needs 2 new hosts.

[@joeocallaghan2905]

Toms gotta regret picking bert as his comedy bestie

[@thegimp7796]

Too bad bert and Tom's parents didn't raise them right like Joe's gay dad did.

[@dalibofurnell]

Did you need to use the fire extinguisher after this? ...

[@peterjennings1108]

Bert's seriously awful. The best 2bears episodes are the ones without him.

[@chadgrov]

Bert eating the pizza after all that… 🤦🏻

[@mikeydubbz1]

Joe is such a better comedian then Bert, it’s crazy that Burt is somehow more successful than List

[@RyanT586-2]

Bert has a serious problem. Clearly not the "life of the party" and no downside drunk he likes to portray.

[@drxela123]

I genuinely have no idea why Tom is friends with Bert. Tom is intelligent, hilarious, argues things well and sees common sense. Bert has literally none of those traits, but instead is an obnoxious, fat alcoholic for everyone around him. Even Tom consistently explains why Bert does such nonsensical things, yet they're good friends? Just weird.

[@MrGlk]

Good friends? Good business.

[@Ribsandwich9797]

Some ppl like having pos ppl around them jus so they have someone beneath them , so they can look better..tom does it to bert, joe does it to bert, plus other bad comedians. Although joes comedy doesnt ever turn better lol

[@waukschun]

Of course, Bert's entire career is based on exaggerating stories.

[@howiewang9034]

What’s your beef with the poors tom?

[@Identity_Crisis_Clips]

I wonder what was being referenced at 2:44 with “everyone was banged up and there were ‘other’ accoutrements going around”. If it was weed he probably would’ve just said it.

[@rawpower12xu]

It was coke. DeRosa said it somewhere but not List’s place to reveal that. Plus some of the attendees are married too so better not reveal too much

[@kicka3032]

Joe List is great comic! Listen to his podcast with Mark

[@Pangox]

Why is Christina dressed like Hunter S. Thompson’s mom?

[@GearsJosh56]

Being sober around drunk people is the worst everyone gotta be on joes side

[@JRK197]

We missed Nadav at 7:14

[@HawksFanMattMan]

Why is Christina dressed up like a character Jacki Weaver would play?

[@SLD1]

Deep cut

[@LuisFranco-vh3nf]

Christina headphones not working ??

[@ryan7937]

10 minutes I’ll never get back

[@ZChoate]

Cool thumbnail

[@an032nv]

Are Tom and Christina in some kind of stupid glasses competition with each other?

[@WalkdownKc]

“I don’t wanna be on Burt’s bad side”🥺 what a little bi*ch 🤣💯

[@rawpower12xu]

Would you want to be on the bad side of a drunken hedonistic megalomaniac ? F that.

[@Panama_Red]

I can't imagine Bert being mad that there's more food to eat😂

[@sourpurplekush]

Bert later ate the pizza 😂😂😂

[@Gary-And-His-Demons]

Tom's knowing look, throughout this entire story, tells me so much more about Bert than this actual story does

[@louieo.blevinsmusic4197]

Bert sees glasses and the Florida St. comes out in him. I’m surprised he didn’t take a crap in the pizza box.

[@graemescott1140]

The £ew got a painting?

[@RyanYags]

New outro on this vid is good

[@minnesotatomcat]

I couldn’t hang out with Bert for 5 minutes, he’d get punched in the mouth.

[@greggmacaluso6676]

Lol sure bro

[@scottk8244]

There is a new ESPN commercial that basically stole the storyline of Joe and Bert's beef,, even added in pizza and Thai food

[@AudibleVisibIe]

Other accoutrements?? Ayo they were doin blow

[@michaelsieger9133]

Somehow it’s a house full of millionaires and they sound like high school kids at a house party harassing their one friend who just passed his road test to drive them around.

[@Sinic818]

Who calls people who have been drinking "banged-up"? Is that a regional thing?

[@halo6842]

Banged up, jammed up, I think it's an east coast thing

[@Shdzbj3mb]

It’s kinda sad that I wouldn’t be surprised to read a headline with Bert succumbing to his drinking. I don’t know what has to happen in that guys life, but it’s like Chris Farley/John Belucci vibes with Bert.

[@TheMataleon06]

Its going to sad seeing depressed people at bert’s wake…..

[@stephentsoup9269]

I loved the term banged up

[@bhavyamankad479]

Bert PR kicking in again

[@markreid2075]

Comedians are just so much more interesting, better and richer than normal humans.

[@redwoodpunx9614]

"Big Fat Bert"

[@ericjauregui]

YMH is now no jumper

[@jackeisner7401]

pretty much seems like Joe did absolutely NOTHING wrong lol. I used to love Bert however my respect for him over the last 12 months has slowly started to fade

[@thewelfarian2721]

I love how Berts movie bombed and quickly disappeared as a topic of discussion. No more machine movie talk for ole chubby loser Bert!

[@mitch6979]

We all hate Bert but jeez man take it easy

[@brappsniffs3924]

​@@mitch6979no

[@brappsniffs3924]

Go harder

[@kkp0505]

Direct hit.

[@OberynTheRedViper]

More schadenfreude, Van Wilder did so much better.

[@Lockguy_22]

Dammit I love Joe List.