Bert Kreischer Is Tired Of Being Fat - 2 Bears, 1 Cave Highlight

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@ASimoneau
@ASimoneau 3 жыл бұрын
Tom looks like he's getting increasingly fed up in this clip as Bert keeps deep diving into his phone to find out how much he weighed on a random Thursday three years ago.
@Purelylogical1
@Purelylogical1 3 жыл бұрын
Also because there's no way Tom believes that Bert could ever stop drinking to get down to anything under 220.
@larsvegas6001
@larsvegas6001 3 жыл бұрын
How much? 150 k ?! Dude. It's a beard, hairs. He did not ask you for how much you are willing to receive Anal from a 6'9 Black man for half an hour.
@georgesarraf8177
@georgesarraf8177 3 жыл бұрын
Burt’s the worst - I couldn’t hang around someone like that
@jasonkelly5791
@jasonkelly5791 3 жыл бұрын
I love Bert but it’s like dealing with a 10 year old.
@MPHswayze
@MPHswayze 3 жыл бұрын
He'll never lose weight he's the Kool AIDs Man
@jasonw7497
@jasonw7497 3 жыл бұрын
Bert will accidentally crash through a wall one day, and uncover a major sex trafficking ring.
@xTheRealKestrelx
@xTheRealKestrelx 3 жыл бұрын
i was looking for the coleman thermos full of Red.
@rawsko0316
@rawsko0316 3 жыл бұрын
@@jasonw7497 I think you're on to something there. I agree! (Que Bert 100 percent)
@anthonyhartley1077
@anthonyhartley1077 3 жыл бұрын
hahahahaha
@Hylss
@Hylss 3 жыл бұрын
I don't mean this in a bad way, but one of the most enjoyable things about YMH clips is hearing the laughter in the background. That is a good laugh right there.
@cameronmichaels216
@cameronmichaels216 3 жыл бұрын
and I dont mean THIS in a bad way but: i hope you have a good day.
@finnilrebna348
@finnilrebna348 3 жыл бұрын
I feel like they laugh way too much. It’s pretty annoying sometimes. It’s like pre canned laughter…
@waightforrest1737
@waightforrest1737 3 жыл бұрын
It's raining where I am today. We really needed it, wensday today and I'm ready for Thursday. So I hope y'all have a good day, try to have a good lunch and have a good day. Bye. Have great one and call your friends. Have a nice day. Happy wensday alright bye. Have a good afternoon y'all.
@AbigorRealm69
@AbigorRealm69 3 жыл бұрын
@@finnilrebna348 yeah when it's all you can focus on, it gets super tiring at times.
@matthewchunk3689
@matthewchunk3689 3 жыл бұрын
They're still in Austin? What a horrible idea that was.
@ethanstaller6059
@ethanstaller6059 3 жыл бұрын
I love how bert uses ari drugging him as a reference for time
@Sonofgrievous
@Sonofgrievous 3 жыл бұрын
I wish Bert would release that episode already.
@АлтайскийКазак
@АлтайскийКазак 3 жыл бұрын
I can just hear Bert prefacing a story with “And this was the pre-Ari-drugging-me era!”
@natiive1444
@natiive1444 3 жыл бұрын
It amazes me how often he finds a way to bring that up. His biggest problem to Ari drugging him was because his kids were there. Fun fact Bert hopped in his friends shower uninvited, unwanted and naked and with there kids present. The kids were weirded out and very confused about this creepy situation and understandably so. Bert is a perverted creep waste of skin. I'm disappointed you woke people haven't canceled him yet.
@ethanwillis4380
@ethanwillis4380 3 жыл бұрын
@@natiive1444 source?
@natiive1444
@natiive1444 3 жыл бұрын
@@ethanwillis4380 He briefly brings it up on his podcast with Joe but Joe tries to ignore it and move on fast lol
@retsz
@retsz 3 жыл бұрын
You can do it, Bert. I went from 240 to 170 and all it took was a ton of sweat, giving up the foods i love, and never feeling completely full. Easy.
@jf2781
@jf2781 Жыл бұрын
You're not alone. Same here. It's definitely doable, but it's a constant struggle.
@infusion5896
@infusion5896 3 жыл бұрын
The way Bert starts visibly shaking as Nadav says he has to eat a salad...
@knoxpuffer
@knoxpuffer 3 жыл бұрын
Burnt Chrysler went from "I'll stop drinking!" to "I'll only drink vodka!" to "I'll have a cocktail" in 30 seconds.
@charlestonw801st
@charlestonw801st 2 жыл бұрын
To begging for a glass of tequila along with 3 beers at 10 am on the podcast 😆
@chris_redd2453
@chris_redd2453 3 жыл бұрын
“ i want to lose weight” Also Bert: I get hammered and run on the treadmill
@charlestonw801st
@charlestonw801st 2 жыл бұрын
Right!? He drunk walks on a treadmill with wine and calls it working out “I ran 4.5 miles today” yeah no you didn’t fatboy you walked awhile got off drank some shots and a beer walked some more smoked a cigar had some wine and walked some more 😆 DrunkFatBert “Ran on a treadmill” that’s fucking hilarious.
@scottwarren574
@scottwarren574 3 жыл бұрын
The anger from Bert when he was told he should eat a salad for dinner... priceless.
@JR-rz1br
@JR-rz1br 3 жыл бұрын
Bart is a single knee/back injury from 300lbs.
@davidfaustino4476
@davidfaustino4476 3 жыл бұрын
Wut??? He's a new flavor of Doritos away from 300.
@Udgrasil13
@Udgrasil13 3 жыл бұрын
@@davidfaustino4476 Couldn`t breathe for a moment XD (same as Burnt every time he was laughing a little bit)
@LeoSkyro
@LeoSkyro 3 жыл бұрын
it's actually mindblowing that he looks like this while having had no injuries or fucked up shit happen to him. had he gotten injured instead of tom that one time playing hoop they'd have to move him out of his bedroom with a crane
@neatoz3221
@neatoz3221 3 жыл бұрын
Its not a two bears podcast without bart convincing himself hes not an alcoholic and that and that he will change his lifestyle only to come back in a weeks time to same the same thing again and talk about himself the whole time.
@Udgrasil13
@Udgrasil13 3 жыл бұрын
Well, that is what addicts do, at least while their in the cycle.
@jaycuthbert245
@jaycuthbert245 3 жыл бұрын
His names bill. Have some respect!
@charlestonw801st
@charlestonw801st 2 жыл бұрын
@@jaycuthbert245 that’s Bart to you sir!!
@charlestonw801st
@charlestonw801st Жыл бұрын
and now here we are a year later and he's fat*er that he's ever been on tour coming back to do podcasts having beer at 930 in the morning saying "I haven't drank in like 15 days well.... I drank a beer yesterday.... and finished the night with a cocktail" but that doesn't count. He's so delusional at this point in his life he doesn't even realize or remember the things he says or does, just yesterday the day before mothers day 2023 he was blackout drunk at a yankees game lol he's fat*er than he's ever been he's gotta be like 275 but still goes on the podcasts and tells Tommy "I'm 243 right now" it's like dude no you're fu*king not the lies not even funny at this point all Tommy says is "hehe yeah ok man"
@jbo1108
@jbo1108 3 жыл бұрын
Bart grinds every gear that I have. Its insane to me that he makes it through each day. Look at how pure his anger was when Nadav tried to introduce the slightest amount of discipline into barf's "weight loss" attempt. My undying love for Tom is the only thing that keeps me here.
@rflanaganagan8489
@rflanaganagan8489 3 жыл бұрын
I agree, I just don't care Burt.
@bubstoofilthy
@bubstoofilthy 3 жыл бұрын
@Austin Smd thats cool but its a good thing your opinion means absolutely nothing
@plutoloco2378
@plutoloco2378 3 жыл бұрын
Bart is awful.
@lynchinjesus
@lynchinjesus 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah Bert and Christina are the worst part of both podcasts.
@lynchinjesus
@lynchinjesus 3 жыл бұрын
He is so fucking obsessed with himself and he hijacks every conversation to make it all about himself. Also he constantly repeats himself.
@Somegoy
@Somegoy 3 жыл бұрын
The pure denial of "If I stop drinking I lose weight immediatly.....I should get on pills." Jesus fucking christ
@matty4natty
@matty4natty 3 жыл бұрын
The hilarious thing about all this is that Burt really thinks he will lose weight but still be able to drink 🍺. The lies we tell ourselves 🤣
@Hoganply
@Hoganply 3 жыл бұрын
To be fair, if you consume literally nothing but beer, you can be nice and thin for your coffin.
@zoober8158
@zoober8158 3 жыл бұрын
@@Hoganply 😂
@Godisazilla
@Godisazilla 3 жыл бұрын
@@Hoganply lmaoo
@josephfaught1993
@josephfaught1993 3 жыл бұрын
My first thought too 😂
@SighNaps
@SighNaps 3 жыл бұрын
Clear spirits are relatively low calorie. Obviously quitting all together would be better, but if he stuck to nothing but vodka and soda it wouldn't make a massive difference in his weight loss.
@Serjm87
@Serjm87 3 жыл бұрын
Everyone around Bert is avoiding the elephant in the room: Bert is a functioning alcoholic. I hope he get's the help he needs.
@spencerantoniomarlen-starr3069
@spencerantoniomarlen-starr3069 3 жыл бұрын
Nope, he cares about how it tastes. Alcoholics don't.
@Serjm87
@Serjm87 3 жыл бұрын
@@spencerantoniomarlen-starr3069 I hope you are right.
@spencerantoniomarlen-starr3069
@spencerantoniomarlen-starr3069 3 жыл бұрын
@@Serjm87 Christina P said she saw him given a drink, but it was warm so he made a face and gave it back. Alcoholics don't do that.
@spencerantoniomarlen-starr3069
@spencerantoniomarlen-starr3069 3 жыл бұрын
@Austin Smd he didn't have any physical withdrawals when he stopped drinking for sober October.
@treyjetson5320
@treyjetson5320 3 жыл бұрын
Its funnier if he just keeps drinking and getting fatter though.
@mikefromusa6902
@mikefromusa6902 3 жыл бұрын
Bert could play the cowardly lion in a wizard of oz remake
@michaelmcgrath7042
@michaelmcgrath7042 3 жыл бұрын
He prob could nail that role. how the hell did you think of that?
@mikefromusa6902
@mikefromusa6902 3 жыл бұрын
@@michaelmcgrath7042 it’s something I’ve been stewing for a few months 🤣
@jsedwards25
@jsedwards25 3 жыл бұрын
Just have Ari manage his supplements for weight loss.
@PhaedruS007
@PhaedruS007 3 жыл бұрын
Nadav can you cut out the large chunks of time where they just try to remember some random day in the past?
@RobustMustache
@RobustMustache 3 жыл бұрын
Its not just the calories from drinking, its that plus the lack of inhibition when drinking that causes you to forget about a diet, and overeat trash.
@bfunderb5899
@bfunderb5899 3 жыл бұрын
That’s why I think quitting alcohol wouldn’t even help him keep weight off. Sure, he’d lose some initially but He’d just eat even shittier in larger quantities. He has no self control and that’s not going to disappear if he gets sober…it will just amplified with food
@ChichiNaka
@ChichiNaka 3 жыл бұрын
It's really sad he'll never lose the weight and keep it off, he's been bitching about his weight publically for a decade but the allure of living like a 19 year old is too strong for this 50 year old man. If he kept up maintnance after the first sober october he would have dropped from 225lbs to below 200 easily by now
@nothing2see315
@nothing2see315 3 жыл бұрын
I was 250 and wasn’t as big as Bert so I think he’s closer to 300 but I don’t know how tall he is
@ChichiNaka
@ChichiNaka 3 жыл бұрын
@VVoOꟻF Everyone around him has to treat him with more kid gloves than we do our bipolar/schizophrenic friends little sister, again, as a 50 year old man with a fatty liver scare and whom can't make it through a story without talking about drinking, or how he hasn't drank for three days except these 17 times in the last three days but other than that he's completely sober
@ChichiNaka
@ChichiNaka 3 жыл бұрын
@@nothing2see315 Did you lose or gain from 250? I'm from a metric country I'm not even sure what that is in kg like 115kg? the size of a sturdy footballer? ish?
@nothing2see315
@nothing2see315 3 жыл бұрын
@@ChichiNaka I lost about 40 lbs in less than a year and all I did was quit drinking and started eating better, no extra exercise. And 113 is 250lbs. But I’m 6’ 1” so I didn’t look as fat as Bert
@cam7851
@cam7851 3 жыл бұрын
@VVoOꟻF But according to him his doctor says he’s the healthiest guy he knows 😂
@freek9335
@freek9335 3 жыл бұрын
Thank you Bert! You're a motivation to us all
@alarmedllama9270
@alarmedllama9270 3 жыл бұрын
In the special Burt looks enormous. That scale Burt is using may be off by 100lbs or so
@95netta
@95netta 3 жыл бұрын
not going to lie, it seems like Tom has gotten increasingly annoyed with Bert over the last few episodes . Burts drinking seems to be out of control and that's gotta be draining on Tom and everyone around him
@erikcrickenberger8433
@erikcrickenberger8433 3 жыл бұрын
I love how bert asked Tom when his own show was filmed and he knew 😭😭, toms that type of friend.
@advancedcasual4830
@advancedcasual4830 3 жыл бұрын
You know you are trapped in life when you have been talking about the same thing for the last ten years. I dont wanna be that guy but this is just depressing as fuck. He keeps talking about food and exercising while simultanously ignoring that half of his calories are from drinking. Also to see him lose weight just to have it back on 2 weeks after he starts touring is very sad to see. But i will definitely see a clip in 5 years about Bert taking weight loss seriously now...
@theBROWNbanditP
@theBROWNbanditP 3 жыл бұрын
You're not being that guy man, I feel ya completely. Sometimes you just gotta say it. At least you're not being nasty about it.
@Sonofgrievous
@Sonofgrievous 3 жыл бұрын
Maybe the doctor prescribed speed will help? 😆 .. van wilder needs help
@RoyArrowood
@RoyArrowood 3 жыл бұрын
I just realized that at 6'1" and 215 I'm basically as fat as Tom now 😱 I recently started running again so that's good. I always thought of Tom as a fat guy but never put myself in that category. When he said 221 I had to look up his height and then I realized that the way I see Tom is the way others must see me. Honestly the truth hurts a bit. I got some work to do for sure.
@stevez6300
@stevez6300 3 жыл бұрын
I feel ya man! Go get that run
@14kosh
@14kosh 3 жыл бұрын
@@RoyArrowood 170 lbs. is reasonable.
@l-dawg8792
@l-dawg8792 3 жыл бұрын
This podcast is just Bert's form of therapy where he just complains the whole time, and Tom disapprovingly weighs in occasionally. Also of course Nadav's background laughing and banter.
@andreworta9251
@andreworta9251 3 жыл бұрын
Bert and Tom u two are one of the reasons I started working out legit lost 100 pounds
@alincoln8377
@alincoln8377 3 жыл бұрын
Bert is clearly drunk on this podcast and Tom knows and is annoyed by it. The intervention is less than 6 months away.
@fungus_am0nguz644
@fungus_am0nguz644 3 жыл бұрын
Tom aint annoyed by it, hes laughing his ass off, like always with Bert.
@DOOMLORDHOKAGE
@DOOMLORDHOKAGE 3 жыл бұрын
How do people just sit there and make shit up lol
@MyhorseInthegravy
@MyhorseInthegravy 3 жыл бұрын
He’s clearly not drunk.
@jnthxn_
@jnthxn_ 3 жыл бұрын
tom’s anger increases as the video goes on lmao
@tombystander
@tombystander 3 жыл бұрын
He's been saying this since the weight loss challenge prior to any of the sober Octobers. Kinda insane he is still *wanting* to lose weight but won't just do it
@idofps9709
@idofps9709 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, guy is old and lives like a 20 year old college junior
@Howitchewstofeel5gum
@Howitchewstofeel5gum 3 жыл бұрын
It's the old dilemma of wanting the results but not being willing to pay the price to obtain them. He'd *like* to lose weight, but when the chips are down, he wants to binge-drink and -eat way more than he wants to lose weight.
@kman9884
@kman9884 3 жыл бұрын
Well… he’s a massive alcoholic. He won’t give up the thing his disease craves even though it’s clearly killing him
@Lilmingmang
@Lilmingmang 3 жыл бұрын
@VVoOꟻF he has a therapist but he lies to them. Therapy is useless if youre not actually truthful.
@Lilmingmang
@Lilmingmang 3 жыл бұрын
@@kman9884 seriously, even in the clip here his first thought it to give up calories from food but still drink vodka.
@hayley_g
@hayley_g 3 жыл бұрын
we know. he talks about it LITERALLY every episode.
@gtrriffs
@gtrriffs 3 жыл бұрын
Imagine if bert took steriods? The testosterone might lower the pitch of his laugh too!? Maybe he will sound like hulk hogan.😄
@RobustMustache
@RobustMustache 3 жыл бұрын
Its hilarious that Bert thinks people don't know he is fat because of his beard...bro, your beard is not covering your stomach.
@Howitchewstofeel5gum
@Howitchewstofeel5gum 3 жыл бұрын
I don't think that's what he meant. It's just that a beard can hide unflattering features like a double- or triple-chin. So if he looks fat now, he'd look even fatter without the beard.
@RobustMustache
@RobustMustache 3 жыл бұрын
@@Howitchewstofeel5gum I know exactly what he meant. But no one thinks a fat person with a beard isn't fat they just think they're a better looking fat person. A double chin does not look great on anyone. I'm sure there were a lot of beardless men with double chins who were excited about having to wear a mask during the pandemic, LOL
@Howitchewstofeel5gum
@Howitchewstofeel5gum 3 жыл бұрын
@@RobustMustache Except he didn't say that he doesn't look fat now and would without the beard.
@keeganzarboch9549
@keeganzarboch9549 3 жыл бұрын
@@RobustMustache you sound mad that you cant grow a beard
@keeganzarboch9549
@keeganzarboch9549 3 жыл бұрын
@Austin Smd your mom loves screaming it beardless boy
@johnnyboy5663
@johnnyboy5663 3 жыл бұрын
So much for “I drink two bottles of wine a night, but I feel jacked!”. Good luck Bruce 🤙
@KZ_MMA-KZ
@KZ_MMA-KZ 3 жыл бұрын
Bert has never heard of the concept of "diet and exercise"
@xodominator
@xodominator 3 жыл бұрын
I was thinking like 500$ to shave.... Just shows where I am in the financial hierarchy lol
@rflanaganagan8489
@rflanaganagan8489 3 жыл бұрын
That was my price too lol, I was going to say $1000 but once it starts getting to $400 I'd start to give in.
@moeclomo
@moeclomo 3 жыл бұрын
Bruh if I had a huge beard and liked having one, I would shave it off for $15. Y’all are cray cray with these high prices, it grows back
@aaronpadgett6307
@aaronpadgett6307 3 жыл бұрын
The way Tom says omg after he says 150,000 is to damn funny. Toms like your out of your mind.
@jurj97
@jurj97 3 жыл бұрын
It's actually pretty wholesome that Brent and Native are (allegedly) taking a weight loss journey together considering about a year ago Nadiv couldn't stand Barry
@Erthun
@Erthun 3 жыл бұрын
did Nuh-uh dislike barf?
@jurj97
@jurj97 3 жыл бұрын
@@Erthun they'd get into a bit of back and forth a while ago, they actually addressed it on one episode
@Erthun
@Erthun 3 жыл бұрын
@@jurj97 ah i see. good for them then
@danielkunkler7293
@danielkunkler7293 3 жыл бұрын
Just wait and see how Bert treats skinny Nadav when he weighs 270.
@whitestguyuknow
@whitestguyuknow 3 жыл бұрын
Don't think Brent will stick to it
@JessebjjM3
@JessebjjM3 3 жыл бұрын
Burt’s fat head reminds me of the ending of Akira where the uncontrolled fat growth threatens to consume and destroy Tokyo
@TACT1LE
@TACT1LE 3 жыл бұрын
"I wear it really well" Keep telling yourself that
@xextt
@xextt 3 жыл бұрын
i love how tbunz just trying to skip the conversation for like 6 minutes
@syd1848
@syd1848 3 жыл бұрын
7:36 lmaooo when it cuts to the still of him and he says "wait that cant be right"
@buphoon1452
@buphoon1452 3 жыл бұрын
so am i.. ive recently started a weight loss journey and improving my health. ive lost like 10 pounds so far, went from over 190 to 180 now.. (im 5 ft 6). im gonna try to get down to 140!
@chwillsie
@chwillsie 3 жыл бұрын
Nice job!
@harrydennis6854
@harrydennis6854 3 жыл бұрын
Congrats man! Keep it up
@samuelmyers9146
@samuelmyers9146 3 жыл бұрын
I'm 5'5 and used to weigh 260 4 years ago at 17, I'm 22 now and still a little chubby but I'm 170 now and completely recomped my body shape but I can't lose any more weight or I can't do my job carrying/ cutting carpets and moving furniture
@chris_redd2453
@chris_redd2453 3 жыл бұрын
Keep feathering it brother
@Littleweenaman
@Littleweenaman 3 жыл бұрын
I don’t give a shit! Good luck 🍀
@Goldenspiderducck
@Goldenspiderducck 3 жыл бұрын
For a split second, I really thought “$150,000” was going to be followed up with “to the charity of my choice”. But, of course….a watch. Of course. Brett gonna Brett!
@mmonkeyman1403
@mmonkeyman1403 3 жыл бұрын
I’ve noticed Bart’s neck just gradually disappearing over the past year.
@TrystanJennings
@TrystanJennings 3 жыл бұрын
“Me too” at the end fucking got me😂
@nick1757
@nick1757 3 жыл бұрын
Wonder how good it feels for Nadav to make 2 comedians laugh on a regular basis lol
@BrikBeans
@BrikBeans 3 жыл бұрын
The Cabin on Netflix can always turn into bert gets shredded on TRT while professional chefs and fitness experts work with bert and maybe hypnosis and iawasca for the drinking
@theboogeyman9813
@theboogeyman9813 3 жыл бұрын
12 beers a day keeps the six pack away.
@tristanbowman7098
@tristanbowman7098 3 жыл бұрын
Meanwhile Bert just ate half a stick of butter on his popcorn on Instagram. A HALF A STICK.
@chrisstyles5955
@chrisstyles5955 3 жыл бұрын
Id love to see Berts hat collection.
@ValhallaBeckons
@ValhallaBeckons 2 жыл бұрын
I judt commented "name a more iconic duo" on a Clerks clip with Jay and Silent Bob, but then I remembered Tom and Bert, lmao.
@giantslay3r756
@giantslay3r756 3 жыл бұрын
I think nadav laugh is laugh track because one cannot laugh at same intensity every time on everything.
@thelockerroomscromper5406
@thelockerroomscromper5406 3 жыл бұрын
Bert is starting to look like the Bert in toms dance video
@siavashmassoudi
@siavashmassoudi 3 жыл бұрын
Nadav’s background laughter completes this podcast I swear to God 😂
@TeamFaust1
@TeamFaust1 Жыл бұрын
Bro, he has the best job in the world I swear!
@ZebbMassiv
@ZebbMassiv 3 жыл бұрын
Damn its like they hired Joaquin Phoenix as the joker to hysterically laugh hard all day at things that are only slightly funny.
@Hawkgoulet
@Hawkgoulet 3 жыл бұрын
The last line, “me too.” Lmaoooo so good
@John-Doe-Yo
@John-Doe-Yo 3 жыл бұрын
I like toms silent laugh 30 seconds in I thought my speakers broke for a second
@rwwwandy
@rwwwandy Жыл бұрын
"Did Air before or after my special?" The wildest question with no emotion lol 😂
@rubensalinasjr.5594
@rubensalinasjr.5594 3 жыл бұрын
Nadav and his crew have the best job ever. They get to see live top notch comedy ever say and get paid for it.
@MrBlabacus
@MrBlabacus 3 жыл бұрын
There is no way Tom is 221 lbs
@trystanbalderston5198
@trystanbalderston5198 3 жыл бұрын
Burnt Christmas takes a shot every time he expresses discontent with his body
@navrotron22
@navrotron22 3 жыл бұрын
if bert quit drinking hed lose 50lbs immediately. i drank HEAVILY in college and stopped my senior year and i lost like 25lbs just from not drinking.
@PaulOutsidetheWalls
@PaulOutsidetheWalls 3 жыл бұрын
1:38 What team is that hat?
@dankcutter9200
@dankcutter9200 3 жыл бұрын
I love how they try to figure out when things were by referencing "Ari dosing Bert" lol We have BC AD and ADB
@moredeltsmorepelts9578
@moredeltsmorepelts9578 3 жыл бұрын
Hearing Nadav laughing in the back always cracks me up
@tmargosian
@tmargosian 3 жыл бұрын
I’m not really a fan of berts stand up but him on a podcast just talking and shooting the shit is funny as hell.
@alexjordan9370
@alexjordan9370 3 жыл бұрын
I find that with most stand up comedians. I'm indifferent or not into their stand up at all, but seeing them riff on podcasts in casual conversation is way more natural and funny.
@jericadurfee4141
@jericadurfee4141 3 жыл бұрын
The poster board 😂
@cantthinkofone6995
@cantthinkofone6995 3 жыл бұрын
Haven’t made it past the title and all I can think about time Bert drinking a gallon of Kool Aid every day and how his eyes light up for Uncrustables.
@jamiewhite1616
@jamiewhite1616 3 жыл бұрын
Can't wait to see nedav just shredded and trying to fight tom
@U.s-epa
@U.s-epa Жыл бұрын
'i want to lose weight' with a humongous coffee and backup large coffee. 😂 Bro
@josh-ym8oi
@josh-ym8oi 3 жыл бұрын
Berts neck looks 50 lbs alone
@calebselga7937
@calebselga7937 3 жыл бұрын
That last line was a grand slam lol
@Mrjp33
@Mrjp33 3 жыл бұрын
I’m a paraplegic is a wheelchair trying to get in shape . I turned 50 today. I’m a huge fan and long time supporter. I challenge Bert and nadave to a weight loss comp over next six months. I need motivation and I’m seriously whole heartedly worried about my buddy Bert
@JustAnotherBlader
@JustAnotherBlader 3 жыл бұрын
This is the saddest podcast ever.
@mortenchristensrn2487
@mortenchristensrn2487 3 жыл бұрын
This episode, or the podcast in general?
@timo4938
@timo4938 3 жыл бұрын
This episode for sure. Overall the podcast is awesome!
@Lunatic5306
@Lunatic5306 3 жыл бұрын
Fattest***
@Cauldronofbats666
@Cauldronofbats666 3 жыл бұрын
Talkin bout alcoholism b?
@willtheangrydudeist9120
@willtheangrydudeist9120 3 жыл бұрын
I am waiting for Bert's late night info-mercial on weight loss called, Quit Drinking, Just Take Pills
@megano9598
@megano9598 3 жыл бұрын
“Let’s start texting each other our meals”😂
@usedconn41
@usedconn41 3 жыл бұрын
Should just be called “2 bears catch up”
@hazwillett
@hazwillett 2 ай бұрын
2:29 I miss native 😢 two bears just ain’t the same
@krissmith4705
@krissmith4705 3 жыл бұрын
That was the best plug ever lol, for jeans
@louieo.blevinsmusic4197
@louieo.blevinsmusic4197 3 жыл бұрын
I haven’t a clue what it’s like to even weigh a buck 80 but I feel you on the beard.
@lew-e
@lew-e 3 жыл бұрын
I seriously fear for Burnt Chrysler. This seems like the titanic heading towards an iceberg
@jm339
@jm339 Жыл бұрын
12:13 I’ll build this skyscraper, with gasoline soaked matches.
@galvinklatt5273
@galvinklatt5273 3 жыл бұрын
I agree with Nadav, balsamic on a salad is yummy.
@bradypeake4447
@bradypeake4447 3 жыл бұрын
Did he stop drinking a gallon of Koolaid 😂
@TiMmAiR
@TiMmAiR 3 жыл бұрын
no one: guy in background: hahahahahahahaahah ....
@dillonmacpherson3350
@dillonmacpherson3350 3 жыл бұрын
Tim Sakura and Burnt Christmas are so great together
@corymcpherson1235
@corymcpherson1235 3 жыл бұрын
Great name kid
@madjazza4098
@madjazza4098 3 жыл бұрын
What's been happening with the podcast studio??
@JColeJ97
@JColeJ97 2 ай бұрын
The ending is funny😂
@strungoutny
@strungoutny 3 жыл бұрын
Bert weighs 256!? That's my high score in bowling! How fun!
@juniorjr4815
@juniorjr4815 3 жыл бұрын
I cut out all my extra sugar intake. No cakes, candies, sweets, all that shit. I lost 60 lbs over a period of about 7 months.
@xrphoenix7194
@xrphoenix7194 3 жыл бұрын
Come on bert, all it takes is dedication
@luckyonekenobi6175
@luckyonekenobi6175 3 жыл бұрын
Just saw Bert in Orlando, was pissed I missed Tom…but these guys are by far my favorite comedians
@matthewgreen6652
@matthewgreen6652 3 жыл бұрын
I don’t think Bert should actually try and “lose weight” aka dieting, long cardio hours, etc. (he’s been trying that with mixed results for years). Bert should instead try and build as much muscle mass as possible, basically go a bit into the old fashion bodybuilder route. The main problem with his previous weight loss attempts, long term, is that he essentially simply doesn’t like the sparse meals and long cardio hours, basically the skinny white women routine. If Bert tries to build muscle mass first, more muscle will increase his metabolism and when he does do cardio it will be less work for similar results, and what I suspect is Bert’s biggest problem, I had this too when I wrestled in my youth, is being fucking hungry all the time. Nothing is as big of a kick to the balls in motivation than being hungry. If Bert builds muscle like a IFBB bodybuilder he’ll not have that problem, just look at the eating plans of any bodybuilder on KZbin, they stuff their face everyday with just different food than pizza and beer. Thirdly, if Bert starts building muscle mass his motivation might actually increase, and any cardio he does can be dialed down from sober October marathon of cardio workouts. Honestly, just walking in the morning before breakfast for an hour would be pretty good, just look at pro bodybuilder’s cardio routines most aren’t that crazy, slow stairs or walking or short 20 min sprint sessions like twice a week, let Bert take his pick. Essentially, if Bert does build muscle he won’t be hungry, he’ll look better naked (a motivation boost), he can try it with a buddy like Tom, and he’ll have an easier time when he does decide to do cardio.
@jurj97
@jurj97 3 жыл бұрын
Going along with another comment I saw months ago, seeing Burt bitch this much has inspired to lose weight just to prove it's not that hard. I've always been able to build muscle easily so I might take your suggestion
@RichPianasOilPump
@RichPianasOilPump 3 жыл бұрын
@VVoOꟻF 300lbs of muscle is way harder on your system. That’s why so many of them die but you see 300lb fatties every single day. Also barth could surely get away with trt and make a big enough change to build the right momentum
@stevezelaznik5872
@stevezelaznik5872 2 жыл бұрын
The math just doesn't work out. You have to put on 50 pounds of muscle to increase your base metabolic rate by 500 calories. The act of lifting doesn't burn many calories either. The same way most people can't outrun a bad diet, most people can't outlift a bad diet. Maybe weightlifting works in that it keeps you motivated to adopt healthier choices throughout the rest of the day.
@2liter8valveABA
@2liter8valveABA 3 жыл бұрын
Lol I played football with a lot of guys who were well over 250 and they didn’t look anything like Bert. 256?…come on man. The face fat doesn’t lie. If he’s 6’ 0” he’s sitting around 280 or I’ll eat my shoe.
@TheHyperfilthered
@TheHyperfilthered 3 жыл бұрын
How many times will Brönt talk about his weight and how many times will I waste my time listening to it? With everything he's done and said over the years, I've never heard of anyone with a mind as strange as his.
@TACT1LE
@TACT1LE 3 жыл бұрын
Bront lmfao
@HAMlLTON
@HAMlLTON 3 жыл бұрын
The psychology of fat people on trying to lose weight is frustratingly backwards to the point that it’s almost funny. “What do I need to add to my life to lose weight” The sad part is all you need to do, is intake less of what you already do. Once you go to sleep “hungry” a few times your body will stop panicking and realize you are going to be just fine.
@imsorrythankyouplease7613
@imsorrythankyouplease7613 3 жыл бұрын
Let your stomach growl once a day. Twice a day, when you’re hungry and any food tastes good, eat the first half of your meal consisting of mostly vegetables. Just doing that will lose you 2 pounds a week for 10 weeks. I lost 95 pounds in 10 months.
@davidpotter6119
@davidpotter6119 3 жыл бұрын
This made me laugh out loud... a lot
@U.s-epa
@U.s-epa Жыл бұрын
The funny thing is as an American I've realized most Americans put too much into working out and not enough into diet. I used to think I could just work out and still eat a lot, but never lost weight. I recently only started eating less (ie 1/4 of a takeout order) and didn't change exercise at all. Dropped 40# in 3 months. In America EVERYTHING is huge and has sugar in it. We don't need pounds of food for lunch and dinner.
@lacrosse4higher
@lacrosse4higher 3 жыл бұрын
I went down to 145 from 180 in a year from just following a Mediterranean diet/ intermittent fasting. Went up to 165 after starting to lift and sticking to the Mediterranean diet. Overall took about 2 years to get to an aesthetic physique. I’m 5’10 as well so I think I’m at a good weight now.
@erich9983
@erich9983 3 жыл бұрын
Good stuff my friend. What is a Mediterranean diet? Are you just referring to the foods you ate or are there other things that make it unique?
@lacrosse4higher
@lacrosse4higher 3 жыл бұрын
@@erich9983 it’s pretty easy to follow and you can still eat good food. No refined carbs, no processed food, no food with added sugar, and lots of water. I would eat brown rice or whole grain pasta with either grilled chicken/salmon and sometimes red meat. Combined with intermittent fasting it’s an easy strategy for weight loss. When I wanted to get more weight on I would switch to white rice and pasta and larger portions.
@carrot5570
@carrot5570 3 жыл бұрын
Find your maintenance for your caloric intake then substract 300 to 500 cals.
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