Christina's Curations with Chris Distefano - YMH Highlight

[@Alexzoidberg245]

You guys have to do this with Theo Von. He will either see friends from his childhood or his head will explode lol

[@jlu965]

They show him a video of a guy lightning himself on fire- Theo: "Shit that reminds me, we had this kid back in Covington, LA who used to light his shoes on fire while they were still on his feet. We called him Freddy FireShoes"

[@Dylan-gy1hp]

@@jlu965 accurate

[@RippyClippy]

This. Is. Comedy

[@ampfu]

The first guy looks like he could be related to Theo

[@devinsilva2102]

@@jlu965 that would. Be amazing for this segment

[@Andrew-vw5vb]

"He already killed women by that point" Tom lights up with curiosity.

[@wolfverine9993]

That Bundy story was definitely bull shit lol

[@Damnto]

@@wolfverine9993 you’d be surprised how many people look and are actually psychopaths live in old abandoned towns. Fucking makes you stay awake at night

[@williamwhitfield6225]

@@Damnto That’s the reason why people like Bundy are famous. Blended in very well with the community, the kind of guy that’s respected and you never hear a bad word spoken about him. And that entire time he was a monster and had like 20 people buried in his crawl space underneath his house.

[@yoloswaggins2161]

8:30 Tom's eyes just light up at certain topics don't they

[@dougwafer1564]

I love how Tom used to despise Christina’s tiktoks but now it’s a staple of the show and the segment is so fucking funny

[@jonashayes7653]

Petition for that first guy to be the new P90X personality

[@TheHehe1223]

I saw someone say that we traded Chris D'elia for Chris Distefano and honestly, pretty damn good trade.

[@thismothafuckasaid7304]

Heard it too, but it was we got "Normand for Delia..which is great trade"

[@mr.jameson218]

I agree that his stand-up was dog shit. However, he was pretty great offstage. In any case, the dude got cancelled for essentially no reason by a bunch of Tik Toks.

[@BrokenGodEnt]

His podcast was so good though. Hope he starts it up again at some point tbh. I heard he's doing shows soon, so I think if that goes well he might bring it back. But Distefano is extremely hilarious on stage. His material is some of my favorite I've heard in awhile.

[@nefo8167]

I don’t like his standup but Delia was one of the best on podcasts

[@SeekanDestroy03]

Hell Yes the D'elia trade for Chrissy D was a steal of a deal. I likes some of D'elias stuff but he always seemed like a giant DICK. ChrissyD's So much funnier, way better stories, super nice dude who's not scared to say crazy wild stuff, and he's a beast on the POD baby!

[@Oopsydoodles]

The sexual tension between Christina and the audience in the outro is palpable

[@dgun3660]

For anyone interested in the TikTok at 9:11 - 'Black Country' is an area in England, & the guy is speaking in a Black Country accent/using Black Country slang "Worroh our kid, you just entered Black Country TikTok, so mind how you go, and keep out th'oss road" Worroh = Hello Our kid = friend (i.e. man/dude/mate) Mind how you go = Goodbye (i.e. 'stay safe') Keep out th'oss road = another way to say goodbye, 'Keep out the horse road', referring to when roads were for horse-drawn carriages, literally saying 'don't walk in the street in case you get run over by a horse', essentially meaning the same as 'mind how you go'

[@richardaston1710]

I'm from willenhall

[@richardaston1710]

Ar bin ya?

[@prettyboycat8278]

Keep em high and tight mommies. Currently eating chipotle when all of a sudden somebody says to me “keep em high and tight, jeans” to me as they walk past. Very cool interaction!

[@DRC-of2ci]

And everyone in the room stood and clapped

[@bennysmoke4743]

Tom looks so embarrassed when Christina shows his friends her toks

[@austindolan7182]

tom can feel his IQ dropping is what that look is.

[@deadpanfish]

I am embarrassed for him. Not sure why still watching tho

[@fdub301]

Wouldn’t you?

[@jefferyampey7605]

@@deadpanfish hahaha same!

[@jryalls]

9:25 The accent is a Birmingham accent from the U.K. Birmingham his sometime referred to as Black Country (nothing racial). He’s also dressed like a Peeky Blinder who were from Birmingham and speak with the same accent.

[@dantrieswargaming]

It's not a Birmingham accent, its a black country accent, we sound a lot worse around here.

[@MrJimboCross]

The black country is an area in the English midlands! Just west of Birmingham! I live a mile from the museum where that tik tok was filmed!

[@FairsleyDifference]

Using a cell phone app to promote an Industrial Revolution living history museum seems ill-advised.

[@MrJimboCross]

@@FairsleyDifference It's a museum that needs social media promotion just like any other. Would you prefer I send a carrier pigeon to every person instead?

[@MrJimboCross]

@@FairsleyDifference check it out. It's actually brilliant

[@FairsleyDifference]

@@MrJimboCross I made no aspersions on the quality of the establishment. But it’s not a living history museum if the 19th century man speaks in character into a cell phone camera.

[@MrJimboCross]

@@FairsleyDifference it's a promotional device you sausage

[@ravener96]

The pathological need guy was legit funny though. Thats a legit joke right there, and the delivery is on point

[@feetham]

pretty sure he was making fun of women.

[@ravener96]

@@feetham just no? there's no way that reads as making fun of women. that's a self depracating use of the "if you cant handle me at my worst ..etc" that builds on the stereotype of men being emotionally insecure and also craving sex.

[@DwarfDt]

I didn't think he was funny or if he thought he was funny with that nose piercing. We are completely different in interests and values aha

[@lulumoon6942]

Definitely a bit.

[@gilligan80]

@Eduardo Mendes Eduardo

[@SlayerTomentor]

You know damn well that Chris' dad NEVER said "special needs " 😅 I just wanna hear that joke with his dad saying. " c'mon man, my kids Re-tarded." 🤣

[@user-lo3su2qj3t]

Is that clip of the last guy on KZbin. It had me crying with laughter, I had to pause as I couldn't stop. Christina's Curations are so addictive 💜🖤💜🔥😂

[@danielbecker5735]

Christina's work on saving tiktoks is actually quite curious from a sociological perspective. I actually find them extremely interesting.

[@rafaelmolinari]

Me too. It's a window to a different world that I don't know

[@danielbecker5735]

@@rafaelmolinari If we didn't have tiktok, or her curious mind/time we wouldn't be seeing these people.

[@jonnybgoode7742]

@@danielbecker5735 I'd be ok with that...

[@deansqwilliams8821]

@@jonnybgoode7742 And yet here you are watching these highlights.

[@cornholio7296]

@@jonnybgoode7742 L comment

[@strangerinthealps5874]

Crissy "I like that guy" Distefano

[@chrisjhanley]

The way Chris says "oh my God" in utter shock at what he's witnessing 3:00

[@SPAMsammiches]

I love the super-quick bail on knowing a sociopath before he could be asked who. Nice recovery!

[@BelovedChatter]

That person at the 3 minute mark is He-Man. You can't convince me otherwise.

[@jefferyampey7605]

Hahaha holy shit 😂😂

[@kev_vill]

That thumbnail looks exactly like Christina. Exactly like her.

[@mexicanbandito]

Lmfao!

[@TheVideoGamer32]

Wow you’re right! It does!

[@doeyjiaz4798]

Applegate?

[@brandondennis5889]

Same with Tom

[@darthmarticusLFC]

Well it is her? I’m confused by some of these comments.

[@jaysoddfutr1136]

This guy has all the best stories for everything

[@DrTacoPHD665]

5:22 Mommies don't understand satire??

[@StarHarvestOfficial]

Poe's law.

[@keeganzarboch9549]

They're old leave em alone

[@katrabbit]

Or it's pretty obvious they're being sarcastic, too...

[@4968ace]

hey there, I noticed that you said “side tire” instead of the real spelling of the word, which is “satire.” I like to explain to people how to spell things when they make mistakes, because when you make spelling mistakes, it indicites that you probably have issues in your life as well. Just wanted to regurgitate you real quick. Thanks.

[@keeganzarboch9549]

@@4968ace I sure could assume a thing or two when someone makes a simple mistake like that, especially when they don't reread something they're about to tell to the world. Not that they're having issues in life exactly, but maybe they're a little dense.

[@royalflush9532]

I'm from Utah and the amount of times I've heard a variation of the meeting Ted Bundy story you'd think he cannibalised half of the states women.

[@senior_potato2094]

Exactly what I thought when I heard that story, also from Utah and I swear everyone has a Bundy story about their aunt or mom or something

[@robaskins5916]

Y.M.H this has me dying thank you so much for putting this together and putting it out in The Ether🎭

[@HeavyHitta_83]

The guy at 5:23 is the real life buffalo bill.

[@ChrisThompson4UD10N0T]

As always thank y’all

[@musicf3b]

So what I’m hearing is that your family could have stopped Ted Bundy but didn’t...pretty low and loose

[@MrWalrusBot]

Love to watch 3 comedians take an obvious joke seriously

[@Sassofrassquatch92]

They're getting old.

[@dongletron69]

I live for Christina's curations

[@xonicnacx]

Jeans I need help finding a girlfriend to add to my straight relationship 🤣

[@MTH1217]

Steven King's bit on alcohol was spot on.

[@deneilbaker]

As soon as he said “date with a sociopath in the 70s”, I FUCKIN knew it was gonna be Ted Bundy

[@AU-pu9vl]

Tom’s expression when he’s telling that Ted bundy story... hahahahahaahhaaghahahah

[@nataliem.2651]

I love that thumbnail picture of Christin

[@mikeeaston4431]

Christine's face when Chris says no🤣

[@oz-1037]

"We gotta Definetly write a song about how we do not diddle kids" "There is no quicker way to make people think you're diddling kids then to write a song about it.".

[@blazerfan2328]

That ted Bundy story was wild!

[@dalibofurnell]

I'm sorry but I thought of Bert instantly the second that guy said the shirt comes off for this one 😅 😂

[@larurentius]

6:45 they start laughing because Chris is in the presence of one as he speaks

[@Pariah_Larry]

My neighbor went home from college to visit her parents and while she was gone Ted Bundy went to her sorority house and attacked 4 women. Some of these close calls with serial killers are so crazy

[@aaronsands9951]

This wasn’t “The Kings original vid”!! The pre- “above 18” vid is in the Christinas Curations vid w/ Ian Bagg @ 12:03!!

[@perrygriffin2371]

I love the curations

[@jbkeebs]

8:33 Tom has never been more fully engorged.

[@LoLo_1997]

I ain’t fightin for power, I got POWER baby 😤😈. Turn ya back straight

[@evanabbott2737]

5:32: I like how he points at the camera.....to show off his dumb, arm and hand tattoos?😂

[@MatthewAbbottHighskies]

I use the dark toks as exposure therapy for social anxiety

[@whysthissodifficult]

Idk why but it bugs the living shit outta me when people say they "sale" things. Im never going to buy a damn thing from someone who doesnt understand the difference between sell and sale

[@GSTACK57]

It’s funny until you realize none of y’all have YOUR own work out plan 🤣

[@smcgrotty]

I wish they put these peoples toks, i need more 🤣

[@no-won]

Already know this will be good before it even starts

[@KarlOsuchowski]

6:40 little did Chris know he was in the room with one right then and there.

[@benjaminjameskreger]

And the entire crew laughed.

[@benjaminrichard7741]

Stylebender has met his match haha

[@rockguru14]

"Genderfluid Ted Bundy" 😂😂

[@jeffmccloud905]

that first guy looked like a young Patton Oswalt

[@EpicEvilMonster12]

I live for Christina's Curations

[@dr.sergeykutzofykock9720]

The first guy sounds like a commercial from an interdementional cable episode of Rick and Morty

[@bigtay522]

I had a pen pal in prison when I was 10 years old. My stepmother was his "teacher" and she thought it would be a good idea for us to correspond. This same prison program is how she had met my father. I had previously went about 2 years without seeing my father and I thought he was just away. To recap, my father went to prison, finessed a counselor, got released, and I became his cell mate's pen pal at 10 years old. All true, and I had no idea until I was in my 30's.

[@libertyisparamount1443]

amazing

[@SeekanDestroy03]

Am I crazy or did Mark Normand tell the same Ted Bundy story @7:45 on the Honey Dew w/Stickler, or some other Podcast.

[@aahpandasrun]

Holy shit, I follow that "good morning my queens above 18" guy. What a creep.

[@liveflower895]

I find myself wanting to make tiktoks now. If i come up on Christina's curations then i know 100% im actually fucked up.

[@thebrutalgarden6842]

See Toms eyes when dude says he was already killing women......

[@tinyspacepeople9384]

Yeet

[@GarciansVortex]

Holy shit that ted bundy story.

[@bakedwaffles420]

i would never want to see tom in a alley

[@fabiomichelle5941]

I JUST realised, chrissy sounds like Biff from back to the future

[@theBIGBLUTO]

What are you saying BUTTHEAD !

[@wezismdesigns]

9min 12secs ....i live minutes away from this place!!! Cant believe uv featured it haha ....he said "alright our kid, you have just entered black country tiktok, so mind how you go and keep out the horses road"

[@thelastchanceproject2555]

DUDE #PRISONLOVEANDFRIENDSHIP!! The Lady who created it works for me. Lol. She's stoked that I found this..big fans Tom

[@jorgeo1492]

Damn Cristina looking 20 years younger in the thumbnail

[@anewbugmusic]

I “sale” workout plan is the cherry on top

[@spaomalley]

First guy looks like “David” from Guess Who

[@ophelias4172]

First guy sales his work out plans. Good to know elementary school served him well.

[@maxruther9985]

Oh my god Rogan needs to be on the tok. I’d love to see him watch Christina’s curations

[@weezypeezy1725]

He is

[@maxruther9985]

@@weezypeezy1725 I meant like I need to see Rogan watching the curations lol

[@RodneeGirthshaft]

10:31 looks like Paulie Shore a bit no?

[@egolifter739]

When Chris said Utah, 70s, and sociopaths I knew it was ted bundy

[@freakinschweeet]

11:07 is that Steven Segal?

[@Saint_Nerevar]

04:55 Damn she even got a Batushka shirt

[@KptnHaddock_]

"A gender fluid Ted Bundy" I can't :D

[@CynicalScientist261]

Anyone know where Chris’ shirt is from?

[@sharttank5999]

Chris Distefano is actually kinda funny which was a surprise considering that shirt.

[@bobbygenesis]

Close your eyes and it’s Pete Davidson as the guest

[@guywithalltheanswers6942]

They were best friends until Pete fucked his girlfriend while he was consoling Chris.

[@tammyjohnson8277]

Chrissie has great teeth 🦷

[@connorohoare7470]

Black Country is the nickname I guess for an area in the midlands of the uk, and they have very thick accents

[@pumpkinheadjrb]

I wonder if tokkers actually know what pathological means.

[@godiebeard]

Stephen King 2:58

[@christophereichten9005]

Black Country is in the West Midlands England. It was a large coal mining region.

[@_Delta_P_]

Chris's Dad needs a tik tok

[@leonski66]

As if Black country museum was on here. I use to go there as a kid.

[@originalghoul3738]

10:58 So that is where Steven Seagal went??

[@venomviper09]

Says he’s 16 bruh got hand tattoos 😂

[@butwhy3213]

I whant a your mom's house soundboard app

[@RoyArrowood]

RPC aaawggh getofffffff would make a great notification ring tone

[@butwhy3213]

@@RoyArrowood I whant the "you use the rword " one personally

[@JackCarregan]

6:15 I think he is joking. He looks and sounds like Trevor from Wkyk.

[@jordanfreytag893]

Dude, 1 in every 3 women in Utah tell that version of the Ted Bundy story. It has become a sort-of a Mormon urban legend.

[@Tylermccancecomedy]

The bowl cut lady looks like Falcor

[@GSTACK57]

Or his pathological need to sound like buffalo bill 🤣

[@dcdeadpoo1436]

I wish they would list the tik tok users they play

[@Sean-yq1wm]

Red, white and blue!!

[@alexpollard8220]

Right when he started that story I knew it was Ted Bundy

[@hectorguzman9988]

That man was not 15😂

[@bluepuppy7]

I wanna be Christina when I grow up 💀

[@mikeydicola]

7:38 what?