Hard Rock Nick - YMH Highlight

It's not often that Tom Segura and Christina P get THIS excited about an internet video. Sometimes, you just know when something is going to be amazing, and so far, Hard Rock Nick is the gift that keeps on giving. We go through everything we can find from his preferences in women he dates, clothes he wears, houses he buys...
Nick is probably one of the coolest guys we've ever encountered. We later have Danny Brown join us on YMH and he has some incredible insight as well! Does he look like a magician to you?
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[@ionsaiyan]

He looks like Xerxes left his throne in Persia to become the Burger King

[@jimellis9144]

This comment is so underrated

[@labortechs5661]

Lol have it your way but bow to me!

[@Jmen-og8iv]

Lmfao!!! 😂

[@josephurbina2614]

Instant classic 🤣😂☠️

[@fleaflicker1451]

🤣🤣🤣🤣💀

[@SgtStutta]

Dude looks like he announces the hunger games.

[@jeffrywik5073]

HA!

[@ninjawitharocketlauncher7230]

A1 comment

[@thomassoley880]

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[@Adiscretefirm]

You win this round 👍

[@jazzyethan]

After he ate the other announcer

[@zackbarba8591]

He’s got Half my wallet, half my personality the other half of my beard

[@jacobbell1934]

Yeah but he gots all your eyelashes

[@igotapochahontas]

And all of his hair

[@paydn202]

looks like he goes into the barber and they break out the paint and stencil lmao

[@VideoJunkee]

17:48 “He looks like a gay genie.” This statement, on top of the fact that there’s never been a straight looking genie in history, sums up Hard Rock Nick perfectly.

[@JCDenton42069]

He forgot to talk about how humble he is.

[@negativeindustrial]

He was trying not to brag too much.

[@-masolrac-]

@@negativeindustrial lmao

[@woodside4life]

He’s too humble for that.

[@mmacult5336]

woman hates humble guys

[@softjones3128]

@@mmacult5336 which woman?

[@gooberthoreau]

"... and wants to be a dad" kills me every time.

[@milkcatdog394]

I know me too 😭 it’s so out of left field wholesome from this degenerate

[@TheBrads84]

This part got lost in the noise. This person should not - *NOT* - be allowed to reproduce OR be responsible for a child.

[@georgezuniga6298]

Direct path to the pussy.

[@Coastfog]

Lol, when you realize this stupid fck could actually reproduce...

[@hanniballecter4454]

Plus the watery eyed look away, brutal

[@jmsmith1767]

I LOVE that he’s saying he’s a multi millionaire and he’s in a $5,000 pick up truck wearing a $10 cut off shirt

[@David-HSTS]

Appearing humble

[@davidwilson4331]

And even in his 5K truck with his swap meet polo and laughable facial hair he is still better than every other guy reading this... amazing! He should have a mascara sponsor.

[@jacobbell1934]

You sounds like a hating ass cunt

[@travisthompson6959]

Right?! How you gonna talk shit while driving a 1995 chevy 1500.

[@joeparagon]

I mean, he's doing everything right. He's tweezing his eyebrows, acting sassy and constantly looking at other dudes. Why don't women like him... Oh, wait...

[@SarahSkinnyJeans]

Lol right?!??! He put fake hair behind his ear in the beginning. Totally gay lol. You called it.

[@pvthudson5069]

I know it makes no sense????

[@DickDickerson01]

📡📡📡📡

[@tarringtonjohnson9779]

It’s like if Tom Segura fused with Riff Raff and they worked at a South Florida Sephora.

[@theflowerhead]

Nailed it.

[@cF-wf1jv]

Holy shit. High and tight. I wish I could slang burns like that, I guess I should just try it out.

[@dustinb1070]

Holy shit. You from Florida?

[@Kwastaken]

Dude...fucking nailed it

[@lethalritz1981]

That sounds like a riff raff song title

[@Anactofgod]

This dude is like a custom created character in a video game. He overlayed multiple facial hairs in the real world.

[@thecasino8022]

Anactofgod underrated comment 👌😂

[@williammann1706]

==f ft

[@dannbk13]

Yeah nobody should look like a saints row character irl

[@DefenderOfVirginity]

deceased

[@DevinAK49]

Perfect

[@theklownshark7639]

Tom should dress up as nick for Halloween. Go full method acting too. I'd pay to see that.

[@MovieEnvy]

“This updated, he got a new hat” Hilarious

[@codybruce3864]

"He looks like a Genie." 😂😂😂

[@hadolfitler3316]

Yeah but instead of granting three wishes he just sexually assaults you

[@codycrossman]

"A rape genie!"

[@Mugwump7]

A rape genie

[@justincarlton4807]

If Tom had any balls he would shave his beard and eyebrows like Hard Rock Nick

[@Gross_Malone]

If he styled his scrum like HRN, CP would facilitate his fantasy

[@torshops]

lol.. I was just thinking that...

[@McShag420]

fuck yes

[@ianlally1354]

Lol

[@pauldiamante4814]

You know that fat flaming moron does not live on sushi. 😂

[@jimferriter8813]

“He looks like a gay genie” 😂😂😂😂

[@LunaticByNature]

The guys laughing in the back the whole time really made this hit the nail on the head for me.

[@bradpaton3927]

They do that everytime; it's like their laugh track, but kind of spoils it for me.

[@unfadeablecivic]

This guy is so far in the closet he reached Narnia...

[@nurse1america200]

That's HILarious!

[@reaphr642]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@michaelball1010]

Okay there Carlos Menstealia

[@Wooshey_Wooj]

Michael Ball for real lol. Where did this guy steal this joke again from? Heard this a couple of times.

[@michaelball1010]

Jimmy Carr!

[@MASterofdaSKIES]

Looks like a nick kroll character 🤣😂

[@jgpenniesworth442]

I honestly thought it was when I clicked on the thumbnail.

[@johnpliskin8759]

best comment here

[@Wooshey_Wooj]

Ok Tosh.0 lolll

[@boofert.washington2499]

Except, this guy is actually entertaining. Fuck that 5 head Kroll.

[@samir6047]

@@jgpenniesworth442 this could easily be Bobby bottleservice aka Bobby bottleservice muah 's older brother

[@dougroach88]

You two keeping a straight face and talking so calm in agreement with this dude is dead-on my style of humor! The dry humor, hardcore sarcasm that almost makes you question if you're really joking or not... I love it!

[@ethangriffin1371]

Tom really said “ I was gonna order it to shine. It’s about letting them know what time it is.” 😂😂😂killed me bro

[@ChristMcConnell]

He reminds me of the lady who has to prep Mulan for marriage and honor

[@coreym4475]

He's so narcissistic that he convinced himself that its a compliment to his character that no girl wants him.

[@irobsyncratic]

Corey M way to justify one’s sexual failures 😂

[@DekkarJr]

We all have to cope with our reality.

[@sentry3019]

He reminds me of Eric Cartman

[@illegalwaffel6435]

just like hardcore incels/nice guys do before they do a public killing spree

[@awokenv7302]

Not wants him he doesn't want gold diggers

[@paddyodriscoll8648]

I can’t believe you guys said all that with a straight face. Brilliant.

[@dwigg7700]

He is the reason so many men can’t grow beards, he has all of them. Save some for the rest of us bro.

[@gravydude1957]

😂

[@BigShaneGillis]

He looks like if Tom grew up in Miami, and got really into ecstasy and EDM and the jersey shore and in his formative years.

[@bigsteve7849]

That's correct

[@Yoyozworld19]

Why did you cheat on tinashe though ?

[@rogerwilco1777]

i cant un-see it

[@dangerousdylan6262]

Well tom did got to Florida State and got really into ghb lol so pretty close

[@L_Qu]

Ben Simmons I just broke that sentence down to “ He really got into his formative years”

[@krazyk3842]

I feel like tom just finds different versions of himself in multiple universes.

[@ntutino1980]

I got two packages from Amazon last week and I was thinking of Hard Rock Nick. He’s the coolest

[@randomtology2173]

he basically says "if you date me, youll need years of psychotherapy!"

[@johncampbell4534]

“It’s like when you see G.G. Allin, and you’re like, that guy is a star.” Lmfao

[@dustinb1070]

That guy who shit and puked on stage every show?

[@sicknaramu]

@@dustinb1070 and got in shit covered blood brawls with the crowd

[@dustinb1070]

I'd fight security the band and the waitresses if puke,blood or shit ever hits me at a show.

[@dustinb1070]

That's the reason I never went to a manson show.

[@negativeindustrial]

@@dustinb1070 There was no shit at Manson’s shows. I attended all four of his 90s tours. There was a lot of spitting water, a bit of blood on Manson when he cut his chest, blood on people in the pit and coke in the bathrooms. That’s about it.

[@deedcaro719]

This dude is one cocktail dress away from winning rupaul's drag race!!! 😂😂😂

[@pauldiamante4814]

“I’m worth 350 million, I’ve got 75 million in cash, I have 20 million”... Always tell the truth kids, it’s easier to remember. 🤦🏽‍♂️

[@emilyryan4026]

I was gonna say one black ballgown away from full on ursula

[@egyptmachine]

Then he better sashay away, that mug is a brick

[@nurse1america200]

BAHAHAHAHA omg I'm Rollin On The FLOOR!! HA HA HA HA!

[@theflowerhead]

Haha nice.

[@boogaethje]

His "private chef" is his mom yelling at him in the background. My dude has a "Tapout" sticker in the back of his extended cab...

[@UFL3]

“Barber, make my beard look like someone’s halfway done mowing it.”

[@MasterofSheepdogs]

"since I'm stuck on the 405" *several cars pass him from the right lanes*

[@boricua6483]

Please have Tom transform into this guy.

[@viking5960]

hard rock and garth brooks really look like tom so you likes them even more haha

[@b-ee2337]

Someone's got photo shop out there...

[@toorawwforem]

At least for Halloween!!

[@eriktruchinskas3747]

I think bert would look better with it

[@hellskitchen360]

Why? This guy is not worthy of licking the soles of Tom’s boots.

[@CipherSerpico]

23:59 - Danny could legitimately be a Comic. That was perfect phrasing and timing.

[@JeremyLFreas]

“It’s like the first time I saw G.G. Allen...”🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I’m dead!

[@seanp.kilroy6833]

I'm pretty sure this is John Travolta preparing for his upcoming role.

[@MrTravisCS]

From Paris with Love 2

[@randomtology2173]

then hes the best actor ever, because hes been doing this for like 9 yrs now.

[@liquiddevil7396]

Look Who’s Still Talking

[@CountDoucheula]

I didn't know incels came in this flavour.

[@samir6047]

Hahahahaha😂😂 dude I think he is incel supreme

[@sirwhitecrayon2499]

@@samir6047 definitely an incel!!!!!

[@noneya9035]

LMFAO

[@EricKemp001]

Limited release, if a foil Slowbro was a person

[@trailerparkchomsky5137]

All flavors

[@andybud1983]

The guy is legitimately insane.

[@SCWood]

Those two technicians pissing themselves in the background is what does this for me.

[@chongrobertjones]

Almost shit myself multiple times from laughing. My favorite part is how supportive Christina is of the insanely calm and ridiculous observations Tom is making.😂

[@wccrispy]

This guy will make a great boyfriend to some guy some day. Best of luck to him.

[@anchorbubba]

Toms actually married to christinia

[@paulrothery6266]

by far the funniest clip yet, legit holding back tears....!

[@neverleft636]

Tom and Christina are so damn good at being sooooo sarcastic without ever breaking lmao they’re so funny

[@evanlundgren4799]

Long live Danny Brown’s laugh, holy shit, makes me laugh every time.

[@nf4866]

He's Super underrated rapper too. Him and ab soul are two of the most underrated rappers ever.

[@REAPER3fitty]

CHECK!!

[@we_be_nerds3601]

Cannot wait for their podcast

[@sirwhodison]

"I'm so rich...that's why I've been driving a 93 lariat for 17 years "

[@cassandraprophet4279]

bold of you to assume he got it first hand

[@inwardpod]

27?

[@evann5900]

he sold it for 100,000 dollars

[@contactkeithstack]

He's like Warren Buffet.

[@JamesZeroSix]

@@contactkeithstack its a custom race truck.

[@alindsey1013]

I still love this segment, so much. Keep 'em high and tight, mommies!

[@johncummings7177]

He has zero shortcomings. It’s amazing 🤩

[@sgtbaker2072]

He looks like a gay Iranian Hunger Games host.

[@buttersstotch2014]

Sgt Baker hahahaha of all the shit people are talking on this dude this is the best one liner☝️

[@thomashigginsmusic]

Sgt Baker u like primus?

[@moeleicster2737]

as an Iranian dude gotta say that's an accurate statement

[@moeleicster2737]

@Seth Wellington where's the homophobia?

[@OoSlashioO]

Hahah that got me hard 😂

[@WriteSound]

Tom's ability to keep a straight face is unmatched.

[@Tyler-jd3ex]

at no moment will i ever be able to tell the sincerity of the words being said

[@SarahSkinnyJeans]

Dannys laugh is chefs kiss lol

[@jasonbyassee7541]

I weigh 315 but i carry it like I’m 295

[@Saliiraan]

Salute

[@lamBETTERthanY0U]

Is this christina?

[@ashtton_tapiwa]

The goal is to carry it like you're 210 my guy

[@billgatesleavingyamomshous8177]

Jason Byassee That’s what she said

[@chrisholliday2239]

And it's a svelte 295

[@pjhaze]

He’s absolutely right. Nothing women hate more than success, money, good looks and ambition. Total turn offs

[@theflowerhead]

Preach. 🙏

[@clipsedrag13]

He really is. Women are attracted to guys they deem to be a peer.

[@jacobegleston3678]

Hahaha hes got it figured out!

[@oneabove1111]

@@clipsedrag13 hahaha

[@Name-oz4lq]

NIc K someone should keep an eye on you! You’re definitely an incel in the making 🤣

[@maxravich897]

Home boy laughing in the back killed me.

[@knottstilting]

this set/studio setup/lighting/background is still the best, bring it back please. Perfectly matches the vibe of T and C and the content

[@anthonyblander3613]

The sadist in me wants to believe he’s playing a character and doing a bit, but the realist knows he’s too invested for it to be fake.

[@edwindigital4598]

He just might be the greatest method actor of our generation.

[@AngelAshes36]

He's just keeping it real. SOUTHWEST IOWA IN THIS BITCH🤙

[@jaredraynor9067]

He's not wealthy, wealthy people dont put stickers on the rear windshield of their early 2000's truck...

[@Vindsvelle]

He unironically claims (on his Instagram filled to the brim with cars, jewelry, clothing and property he has no proof of owning) that he recently sold that truck for >$100K. Sure, buddy. Sure ya did.

[@ivanmm82]

Def not rich, dude ripped off his disabled mom after claiming bankruptcy, story here twitter.com/BdnDeep/status/1094450631492812800?s=19

[@mikepaulson69]

@@ivanmm82 yo that twitter thread is crazy. Hey Todd or Blueban, you mommies should really read this. This guy is straight up a psychopath.

[@kguac9028]

ivan m those wedding videos were very weird and he looked like a fat Dave Navarro in them

[@MRFUCR]

@@kguac9028 YES A FAT FAKE GAY DAVE NAVARRO

[@brockroberts7243]

"He carries it like he's 210"😂🤣😂🤣

[@courtney3437]

I love the sarcasm and Tom dying laughing in the background. 💀 😂

[@Arkstromater]

The way these two talk about this dude like its serious and they agree with him is hillarious

[@seethingsimian7389]

Wait wait wait I’ve been asleep- this guy is a troll?!!! Omg it all makes sense now, everything, the whole world. Jesus Christ what am I doing I’m such a space cadet, thank you! Fr I’m being sincere. Dang, old dude deserves props and all along we bugging out. Meanwhile he’s stunting on all of humanity like a goddamn ultra god-level topdog. How did I not see this before? I realize this may translate as insincere without tone, inflection but I do genuinely appreciate that you made my universe make sense again. Crawling back under rock now.. you have a gift my friend

[@Ultamami]

*hilarious

[@GlorifiedGremlin]

Dude I thought they actually liked him for a solid 10 minutes and I'm like "bro you are MISSING the mark with this one" lmao

[@Kentucky81]

yeah that's called sarcasm smart guy. you aren't very smart, are ya?

[@rybaneightsix5085]

Why? They make perfectly valid observations. Don't be a hater my man.

[@garythefish5743]

This dude is definitely frequenting bathhouses on the regular

[@aaronschultz1585]

I had to pause the video because I was laughing so hard. My stomach hurts😂😂😂

[@jmsmith1767]

Watching this lunatic on Tosh was pretty great. On Tosh it’s pretty clear he knows it’s a bit and he’s just being a troll. Also I love that the Tosh writing staff LOVES Your Moms House. 🍒🍒🍒

[@canucksaram]

That's some "Goodbye Horses" level creepiness.

[@StonkeyDomp]

This comment should have ten thousand likes!

[@lordvader7871]

It puts the lotion on its skin.

[@StonkeyDomp]

Or else it gets the hose again!

[@JSLifting97]

Hilarious 😂👌

[@lespaulvoodu2]

You know he does “tuck”.

[@turdferguson9942]

He might have a lot of houses... But, did he build them himself with a lot of ceiling fans and crown molding?

[@erictaylor2183]

I doubt it 😂😂😂 that guy was a real one

[@InsomniacXIII]

That dude and Hard Rock Nick need to have a reality show where they compete to win Julia's hand in marriage 🤣 ...damn I really want that now.

[@peesha4742]

GOOD MORNING JULIA

[@beatsbymanolo1584]

Chair rails

[@taylorgoetz7604]

@@InsomniacXIII polytoxic breh

[@GenX-Rising]

I've never seen such amazing sarcasm in a conversation be so sardonic. I love it

[@willaimhalford4980]

This was the most sophisticated roast I’ve ever seen, lmao

[@shockadoom]

So baller that he does his facial hair with an Etch-A-Sketch.

[@UFL3]

It’s a crime that I can’t upvote this more than once. Bravo.

[@jurassicfart8067]

Narcissism has taken human form and someone taught it how to use social media

[@theoregonguy]

Isn't most social media just the manifestation of our narcissism?

[@NotAnotherKuromi]

@@theoregonguy It depends how you use it. I use it to connect to other people & discuss other topics rather than talk about myself & how amazing I am.

[@charlesappalachia8252]

@@NotAnotherKuromi you're using it wrong.

[@jeffreydouglas2255]

Amen

[@NotAnotherKuromi]

@@charlesappalachia8252 Ha, personally I think other people are using it wrong!

[@stevebeave7861]

loved the dissection very accurate

[@beemelonhead1]

Haha she said, "like the first time I saw GG Allin" just knew he was a star.. 😆 Christina and Tom were made for each other. The sarcastic comedy is so on point.

[@gonufc]

So basically he's so excruciatingly unbearable that the gold diggers say it's not worth it?

[@TheAurtherDent]

You need actual money for gold diggers to be interested.....

[@Sem5626]

nailed it

[@alisongrace4334]

He’s got no money.

[@TenThumbsProductions]

She is probably dating the other dude because he also has the other half of your beard.

[@joecoldiron42]

Now that’s freakin hilarious 😂 Il😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@incinerati]

bruh... XD

[@AnAnonymousObject]

Damn you didn't have to do him like that bro

[@NoName-vq3zo]

That's true at so many levels if you know what I mean from your "beard" reference.

[@tombystander]

Could u imagine shaving the inverse of what he's rocking and walking up to him like, "sup brotha"

[@devildog1204]

Dude is just sparklin' out there with that chain he's wearing and gems on his hat. My guy is sparklin' like a rainbow in a dark closet he can't get out of.

[@gazgallagher7919]

Danny Brown finally 25 mins into this gave the obvious answer to the question. Thank you sir

[@flatplant]

Muti-tiered facial hair system.

[@hichaelmartline]

If Tommy Buns, aka DJ Dad Mouth, doesn't attempt to recreate this look I don't think I can watch YMH anymore.

[@jaydenrock]

MIchael Hartline Facts.

[@GenX-Rising]

The way they held their sarcasm in and slowly started ripping into him.. comedic genius

[@Nick-wp5gn]

you two fuckin killed this seg. I’m at work in tears

[@yocland8841]

Its 2020, I still watch this from time to time. Never gets old.

[@BrockBonte]

The painting at 9:30 is $49. My mom has the same one.

[@packers12to80]

Yeah this dude is just a joke. Fake flexing on top of fake flexing

[@justinlane9937]

I hope every word of that is true.

[@KnineKills]

Brock Bonte we got at Ross for $500 dollars wait I’m mean tj max

[@patrickmccutcheon8860]

Looks like the same type of cheap Chinese bullshit my boss buys at Big Lots or TJ Maxx.

[@krazyk3842]

But it aint 30🤣

[@chrislopez4255]

Tom's level of sarcasm and ability to keep a straight face is astonishing

[@jc-zb3nn]

"Lots of stickers on there that's neat , they tell you I'm individual, I like things other people don't like" 😂😂😂 chill mommy

[@tanner165]

10:09 My mom has that same piece of art. She got it at Home Goods. I'm not even kidding, i see it every time I visit her. It probably was only $30.

[@woodmaj]

This guy should be playing Genie in the Aladdin remake instead of Will Smith.

[@errybodycopyingme]

But the genie is supposed to be likable and intelligent.

[@UnCreativeDeconstructionism]

@@errybodycopyingme lmfaoooooo

[@iAmNovaFilms]

Nah he’s too high profile

[@chrisholliday2239]

They'd save a ton of time on makeup

[@angeldominguez6325]

What a piece of work

[@dystopian..]

He was found selling video games online for 5 bucks and a vacuum cleaner for like 25. BALLIN!

[@taraharrison9354]

I love that his examples of success and wealth are 50 Cent, Tom Cruise and Simon Rex... the guy from Scary Movie 3

[@cleanremarks]

Dr. Drew needs to get in on this.

[@Intensifizer]

this whole thing's great but the giant polo logo is the hardest I've laughed in 2021. thank you

[@californiaeveryday]

I love that this is a couple and they are doing a podcast together.

[@paulbooth5778]

He's absolutely right, women definitely want to be the only woman in the relationship

[@NotAnotherKuromi]

True, unless they are a lesbian.

[@gaddag1477]

Hah, Id like your comment but not right now !

[@death2boredom338]

@@NotAnotherKuromi and even then "butch" is a thing.

[@wendynerd1199]

What about lesbians?

[@theprimagen]

Fucking underrated comment

[@aarongaughan5606]

Danny Brown, has possibly the best laugh, I've ever heard!

[@darthwicket]

And absolutely the worst music.

[@michaelll]

His laugh is exactly like Damon wayans jr

[@rustyshackleford81]

@@darthwicket "die like a rockstar" and "dip" are my favorite

[@mollywhoppedsouls_pvp]

Terrible music solid personality

[@redfogwhitefrost2583]

The dude laughing in the background gets me everytime

[@reportinglivefromhell222]

I love that every single one of those chains is on eBay for like $10 to $20... Literally just ordered the gold rope chain for a gold pendant that I have for like $8.75😂😂😂

[@davidoconnor1773]

Bobby Bottleservice is wildin'!!

[@billgatesleavingyamomshous8177]

David O'Connor I fuck a lot

[@oPurpleGorillao]

“Lets talk about why badass, good looking rich guys dont have girlfriends, like me” - uh, cause your gay bud. Jinkies, mystery solved gang

[@trueindeed76]

14:29 toms face has been my face throught this whole video lmao

[@alexvida1335]

You guys are freaking hilarious!!!