The Legendary Airtight Abby | Your Mom's House Highlight

[@Mark-o2e]

Shes ready to settle down now fellas

[@simonsays525]

That will definitely happen. I’m sure her future husband will be proud of her.

[@chicahaga]

Future husband will orchestrate more airtights 🔮

[@WholeWhiteBaby]

"Ready to settle" and "destroyed" are two different things, fella...

[@PNWGuitar]

Funniest part tbh 😅

[@popsvindaloo6151]

No thanks.

[@GM-so1nx]

Remember fellas she wants to be respected in her future relationships 😂

[@poepplays4489]

Some dad out there is just fucking dying inside.

[@SUSANSCOTT-cl9my]

I dont think hes around or he doesnt care by the way Abby acts

[@paybacksabitchFMJM]

He left for a pack of cigarettes twenty years ago, and never came back. So don’t worry about this mythical “Dad” that was never a part of her youth.

[@GoatFarmer706]

Enjoy the Internet prudes

[@SUSANSCOTT-cl9my]

PRUDES cause we think getting fcked in every hole is a cry for help wow yeah NO@@GoatFarmer706

[@amalnarjis]

Get the rocks, abdul, get the rocks

[@chrism6319]

😂

[@paybacksabitchFMJM]

Habibi, make sure the stones are no smaller than the width of your palm.

[@williamatkinson2906]

Legendary comment

[@shawnsdr3406]

Abbys for the Streets

[@Jomarsu]

Yeah. African streets kkkkkkk

[@Canio567]

A story any girl should be really proud of. One to tell on her wedding day.

[@evanwhite2680]

“Slim thick with a bob haircut”… yea we can all picture this 🐋

[@omgfro]

Slim thick = she has to buy 2 airplane seats😂

[@WholeWhiteBaby]

Its the airplane's fault! Gkrl Power!

[@PearceVaughn]

"slim thick" = built like Shane Gillis

[@zyzzer]

​@@PearceVaughn😂

[@mattlappin7202]

definitely a whale if 3 Africans is her only airtight story

[@godzillagus8358]

​@@mattlappin7202😆🤣💀

[@timpwhit]

This has to be made into an animated short, like Bill Burr's Helicopter Story.

[@infin1ty850]

God damn. I believe Abby, but even if he's just putting out a bullshit story, she's an excellent storyteller.

[@pneumike1]

Tom should fess up to christina about his sexual exploits as a soldier, I'm sure she'd forgive him because it's war man.

[@Junkdrunk247]

Haha oh man,if Falluja could talk😂😂😂

[@nicmad1784]

I was her cab driver home the next morning. She just stared blankly out the window the whole time.

[@awildrabbit1914]

19 💀💀 what’s her relationship with her father like

[@Mark-o2e]

He hates her

[@bigberg2928]

Nonexistent

[@jarule275]

​@@Mark-o2eor touches her 😂

[@MaverickDE15]

why did they censor where the story takes place?

[@DedicatedSpirit8]

Probably so this girl's entire family doesn't know

[@Tsumi_420]

@@DedicatedSpirit8 they should lol

[@darrenlee9237]

I have a feeling that it's to protect the "guilty". I have a feeling that the athlete in question plays for a very high-profile European football club. He might even have got her to agree to a gagging order (pardon the pun) and paid her a few pounds/Euros/dollars. Maybe there will be an all-expenses-paid rematch in Europe or the US at some point in the future!

[@DedicatedSpirit8]

@@darrenlee9237 🤣

[@blakedesmond]

Yikes. That’s a deal breaker for me. She’s lucky to be alive, honestly.

[@EikottXD]

Yeah because she even knows you exist lol

[@blakedesmond]

What a dumb comment.

[@goodolarchie]

@@EikottXD The deal was she doesn't fuck a bunch of Afrikaans, and he doesn't alert her to his existence. She broke the deal, now it's his move.

[@Legitzimo.]

I was leaving the vod when Tom goes “do you have any more comparable stories” and as I go she said yes so I had to come back.

[@RRPBJJ]

Tom drops the ball not asking about her relationship with her dad...

[@headmondronary2127]

Someone guy will eventually pick-up the pieces.

[@santiagocandela354]

Yh me. I love girls like this

[@patrickgray9650]

Most bucket lists consist of skydiving and seeing the pyramids. This girls bucket list is having a five some and sleeping with identical twins! 😂😂😂😂

[@Middleman570]

Just imagine a pro team that could only pull one girl. Between all of them they are so underrated that no one else is interested. They can’t even get a second girl to join the party.

[@EikottXD]

Maybe they just wanted one dude. Chill out and let people have fun. Just imagine a salty dude on KZbin who's never been laid...

[@scootaymildo1070]

Footballers are always doing degenerate stuff like this. Stories like this are shockingly pretty common in the UK.

[@darrenlee9237]

Benjamin Mendy was the most recent one. But when didn't famous footballers do stuff like this? Remember the excesses of George Best and Diego Maradona back in the day. Both tragically died prematurely

[@hgb0005]

Conjoined or regular? one of Christine's greatest lines ever

[@asorsh3]

Dude has done this many many times before 😅 a true teammate

[@cleancountershot3941]

This chicks gotta be huge

[@PearceVaughn]

you can hear it. thats the funny part.

[@GoatFarmer706]

And y'all gotta be small 🦐

[@cleancountershot3941]

@@GoatFarmer706 ehh average

[@PearceVaughn]

@@GoatFarmer706 I'm not scared to let my teenis flag fly. Be quiet.

[@PearceVaughn]

@@GoatFarmer706 i will let my teenis flag fly.

[@irishwarlord100]

Great story to tell your children.

[@minnesotatomcat]

That’s just fuckin gross.

[@paybacksabitchFMJM]

Her father must be so proud.

[@GoatFarmer706]

Virgin

[@JediMindTrix420]

I think I remember this episode on How I met your Mother.

[@JusWinBabyy]

Honestly just feel bad for her father

[@ReferMadness]

I see a single mother with lots of cats in her future

[@michaela6073]

Sounds more like a large dog lady

[@mikey57262]

Dont forget about her kid who grows up to be an opioid addict

[@theascendunt9960]

Nah, some poor sod is gonna wife her up and gonna pay for all this sadly.

[@BearLeeGiveashit]

Abby sounds like she's about 250

[@FishStickPancakes]

Shit I say she’s a biscuit away from 325 lol

[@pjk750]

anyone find her online? You know everyone wants to know what she looks like.

[@thedoc8876]

Christina living vicariously through her BBC hero, Abby.

[@crosswalklarry]

Guaranteed she is a 🐄. I can tell by the voice.🙌

[@XANDER.1992]

Nice story but that she can still look in the mirror without being disgusted is a wonder….

[@OberynTheRedViper]

Why would she be disgusted? You're a prude.

[@sarahriley88]

Can’t imagine you’d say that to a dude who managed to pull three bitches at one time.

[@Rosskles]

What if a guy got with the same amount of women?

[@EikottXD]

​@@Rosskles90% of these comments are haters who aren't happy with their own lives lol. I'm happy for Abby🤘🏻

[@XANDER.1992]

@@Rosskles same!!

[@TheRyanBattle]

Noah, get the boat. Hate from Phoenix❤

[@darthmarticusLFC]

This was amazing, more questions needed!

[@harrywade8079]

Coming to America 3. The Airtight Pig

[@alnotterbot5590]

From Australia - love the shirt.

[@justinlundstrom8752]

Stern has to be feeling real old about now

[@alankidwell22]

Tragic

[@body_prison]

6:47 Thought Tim was pretending to undo his belt lol

[@Alienbreed2010]

Must be in England

[@johnbonamigo5696]

I think she said France

[@SUSANSCOTT-cl9my]

how damaged do you need to be mentally to have this on your bucket list when the regret and disgust hits its going be bad wow just fcking yuck this aint funny its just sad , Abby needs real help

[@GoatFarmer706]

Go back to church Grandma

[@robertfeil1828]

This is hard to watch but hard to look away

[@Dingus_Grease]

This is someone’s daughter

[@smashtoad]

At 50 she'll be surrounded by seven cats, wondering why the only seemingly decent guy she can date looks like a giant cabbage patch doll and collects OG Transformer toys. She acts like she did a 360 windmill dunk from the foul line, but what she did was something every 19 year old woman on earth could do any day of the week. The impressive part is she didn't end up in a ditch on Dateline.

[@pathologicaldoubt]

“NOW I BELIEVE YOUR STORY”

[@taylor_jane23]

I totally get why everyone is talking about how the woman’s dad must feel and criticizing her but as a mom I’d be equally horrified if my son were one of the guys in the story

[@brianfitzpatrick1215]

What a nice lady. Just a nurtrer, a giver, a kind loving soul. Bet she made them sammiches before she left.

[@INSOMNIAREX]

I can imagine the size of that bucket! 😂😮

[@kb5509]

A true patriot. She must have been in northern England. Newcastle or Manchester im guessing.

[@IG_Bananasgolf]

I bet you it's northern italy

[@octavioaugusto3733]

Can be in Spain also. Americans go wild there...

[@Eddie_fn_g]

Holy shit. It’s the other Abby.

[@billbrobaggins221]

Smoshhhhhh

[@okeefe757]

Hilarious. Get that refrence I think.

[@Eddie_fn_g]

@@okeefe757 different Abby! Yeah Mad. Hahaha

[@barrettpickett5603]

Billy the goat walks in. Years later we out the twin Nero surgery doctors. Tinder is helping with these bucket list.

[@MOLTEN_IMP]

What a bummer

[@speedrob]

*bummee

[@connorfrarey]

listening to this while eating a tuna-melt is a different feeling

[@chrissawyer7557]

Throwing a hotdog down a hallway

[@rooktheradical1]

I'd rather hear Christina rattle on about her scarred up taint....

[@Josh-zw9bj]

i listened to this with my pants off

[@paddyspub7225]

respect to Abby, was champ back in college and still is a legend

[@TheCreativeWish]

TOM THAT IMPERSONATIONS wild

[@jam1870utube]

😂😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂😂This is so f*cking hilarious.

[@songmanl1480]

Sounds like the same girl that went airtight in the taxi.

[@Frank-pp9iy]

Abby is so gross

[@anthonyvallarino]

Agree. No one wants to end up with a wanna be amateur porn star. Gross.

[@G00dTimesNoodleSalad-x6p]

This is what happens when men GIVE them rights they didn't earn. Men must oppress women to prevent their chaotic energy from destroying themselves and society at large. Plus it's embarrassing to hear how proud she is..

[@philipbunney9445]

I heard a similar story except it was 5 guys in a motorsport team.

[@simonsays525]

The greatest part of the story was the dude’s confident proposal.

[@ngz1123]

“I have a few stories that are pretty damn close” fathers be good to your daughters

[@davidlarue5713]

Is her last name "Normal"?

[@federicovelarde8113]

Like Nate dogg said, “it ain’t no fun, if the homies can’t have none”

[@Rob-yo5yb]

When your daughter is a failure

[@geoffreyeis6709]

Way to go Abby; Legends like her live on forever

[@flipside87]

And women wonder why men don't want to be in relationships with them... This is the crap that's on their bucket list..

[@killacam2644]

Who got the @

[@mattmedellin787]

Identical twin here, one twin is always bigger. The egg divides unevenly. Nature bro😎

[@Notorious_Network]

We can only hope & pray that she is permanently single & child-less. 🎉

[@triptepper]

This is the greatest segment in the history of YMH. I'm dying laughing.

[@PearceVaughn]

You need to educate yourself on the oldschool YMH lore of "The Cincinnati Fart".

[@tomblaze2]

I have to invite her over for a party 😮🎉

[@michaelleclair5900]

I LOVE THIS PODCAST 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 😮

[@stephenbaxter5804]

Jeremy and Jermaine Hogstrom? They're twin doctors that look like they'd be down for Airtight Abby

[@stephenbaxter5804]

or Dr's Kyle and Kendall Lewis.

[@brianyaniro5086]

11:57 "No shit" That's the goal!

[@dave3429]

When did YMH comments become so prude. You don’t gotta run every woman in the media you consume through your “would I marry her” checklist.

[@InfoWarsTexas]

Daddy’s so proud of you baby girl

[@jasonwardell7472]

We all know an Abby , hahaha

[@Khous-yg1ur]

We need her in the studio!! She honestly sounds like she's had some crazy times, but it seems like she's a down to earth person honestly.

[@chrisfair11]

I have some beans to sell you son.

[@piercepluenneke7438]

Dad must be very proud

[@Kenpachi_White707]

Man I’m really trying to be like “yeah girl!!” But…dad left to really…right?

[@socksmccox1025]

What???? Is there a typo in this comment?

[@Kenpachi_White707]

@@socksmccox1025 translation: I wish to be in support of this promiscuous woman, but something about this behavior is off-putting, leading me to believe the male figure in her life left too early.

[@socksmccox1025]

@@Kenpachi_White707 got it 👍

[@christinathein951]

@@Kenpachi_White707☠️

[@Jvymvne]

2 years from now she will magically remember she was SAed by these guys.

[@Mushruums]

I misread the title as “Airtight Baby”.

[@roel.vinckens]

You might have a problem.

[@xavier7666]

Every accent Tom does is Spanish.

[@Mark-o2e]

Mudshark

[@MattH-wg7ou]

Ugh

[@emZee1994]

I know. She's disgusting

[@mikejames1882]

I'm sure she doesn't have any fun or heart warming stories about her dad. And if she has children they will be destroyed by her. So laugh it up everyone, it's sooooooo funny isn't it?

[@jtmcnasty]

The 4th guy !?!?

[@RoastedBrisket]

That story about the twins has to either be bullshit or those twins saw Dead Ringers and thought they could try their luck too. Neurology was close enough I guess lol

[@alexandercolic405]

Hey! Good for her!

[@therick004]

Pretty much every fat girl I know calls themselves slim thick

[@mineshaftrisotto]

Wait… I think I know who this is lmao. The voice is tipping me off to someone I used to work with lol. Her name isn’t Abby.

[@Mobius_Mustache]

I'm honestly pretty appalled. Amazed, this is also a thing.

[@Boochi-Do]

Save your air tights for someone's special Jean's

[@maximeanselot3007]

Lol I really thought that story was fake

[@tdog1983-v6c]

VERY sad with this girl. She better pray her future bf/husband doesn’t hear this

[@Pay-No-Mind]

I can fix her, or maybe she can fix me...I don't care at this point let's just be proactive about the situation 😅😂