HoneyDew #67 | Tom Segura

[@Jacobmelrose26]

The HoneyDews with Tom are the best, because they just tell stories the whole time.

[@markm531]

Mostly stories

[@CJJC42]

Joey Diaz is honeydew king

[@erixrodriguez8]

kind of like every episode of honey dew

[@frloopr]

I know, Tom Segura's been telling stories for 56 years

[@Ashtray91642]

FlokiBoatBuilder how did you get the YMH logo on your name

[@AnthonyGreen1993]

Ryan’s laugh when he hears the bathtub was 3 stories up has me in tears I love this podcast

[@1995susan1995]

I was DYING at this too

[@iainh]

1:07:40 for anyone wanting to jump right to this story. Ryan's response to the "metal rods in his neck" was low key hilarious too.

[@H8nb8n]

HOW'S HE ALIVE HOW'S HE ALIVE???!?!?!

[@thedonofthsht76-58]

I dosed off watching this n that fuckin part made me jump. I'm awake..😂😂

[@tex1622]

I have NEVER found a laugh so fucking contagious. It's so catching.

[@pwr2al4]

Some people just have a gift for podcasts and Sickler is definitely one of those people.

[@briansears5902]

He's attentive, present, and unselfish. A rarity in the podcast world.

[@maeganclark2012]

Brian Sears aka the opposite of Bart Kreisler

[@mike2928]

pwr2al4 It’s pretty simple, he’s a good listener.

[@thedonofthsht76-58]

Except for that godamn laugh

[@Raaaa10331]

@@thedonofthsht76-58 yea. real, real tough to listen to.

[@tobymcgroby8967]

These two telling stories like this, is unbelievably entertaining... I really hope they keep doing this, or at least make other podcasts exactly like this. And because it's not Bert, nobody gets interrupted or one-upped nonstop.

[@tizben]

Same with Brendan schaub. I I wish he could let stories be told and not interrupt

[@AmargaVida]

Tommy out here covering his tracks from his shady past. "somebody killed my neighbor" yea okay dude... where are the bodies Tom!

[@meplusthreelkkp]

AmargaVida ya! And then the guy that died at their old podcast place?! And I feel like there was one more just can’t think right now.

[@AmargaVida]

Nicole Price that’s right I almost forgot, there’s a trail! Are we about to become the “Don’t F**k With Cats” group and solve the mystery lol

[@82Novica]

Holy shit you're right, went right over my head

[@mderepository4147]

7 shotgun rounds? Must have been a barista

[@markdegroot1228]

The bodies are probably under the poo pile...

[@metalbacongaming]

Ryan sticklers laugh should be a essential employee. God it was what I needed in this quarantine.

[@holzbock6663]

Him and Chris D'Elia, their laughs always make me laugh

[@KZ_MMA-KZ]

Its put on

[@sarac1118]

Kevin Zuniga not Ryan’s bruh. That’s a genuine laugh

[@gustavacresacres2329]

@@sarac1118 kinda sounds like Lee's laugh from joey diaz stupid podcast

[@ericallen7112]

I love a laugh that is genuine, and that's Ryan's laugh. Mine can be similar but not on that level.

[@enriqueshockwave7632]

I could listen to these 2 tell stories for days

[@KerterBerger]

"ive developed a weed habit on top of my weed habit" haha couldnt have said it better.

[@creeker81]

Uncle Joey is a hardcore subaru guy as well!!!

[@Prod_D]

“I belong in a Subaru” -Joey Diaz

[@de_activatedthe_band5117]

sickler and segura's friendship is a treasure. hope y'all have someone who makes you laugh like these two make each other laugh.

[@Darkhare33]

Ryan gotta be the nicest guy in pod casting. Love that laugh

[@Justin-lg1qb]

I’m so happy I get that James brown reference.

[@gnaxel]

Justin don’t put too much sauce on those wings

[@dontpanic9261]

Never disrespect.

[@wisterV]

9”

[@venomsnigle44]

I over sauced em because I knew you'd hate it

[@theguywiththetail]

Me Too. Fuckin fantastic. That man is a giant!

[@reignofmo]

I’m having chest pains! but i still keep featherin’ it

[@TheFourthWall14]

Morphine drip bathtub story 1:07:35

[@TheMrbrowniie]

Nice combo

[@whitejeansreal]

"yea...I know alot of people who have been killed..." "Do you have flyers?" Lmfao Ryan was too quick with that

[@John.Skelton]

I LOVE TOM AND RYAN TOGETHER! I ALWAYS AM DYING LAUGHING! 😂💀🤘

[@TheJunkle9781]

Honestly, I could listen to Tom and Sickler talk for 3 hours like this every week.

[@michaeldonovan9600]

I love when Tom and Ryan get together. Always Hilarious

[@zachfarnitano3496]

I turned into a telescope when I saw this!!!

[@Smiley-Coyote]

Zach Farnitano pics or it didn’t happen 🤪

[@zachfarnitano3496]

@James Lee to busy featherin it brother

[@coppers23]

I wish we could trade Sicklecell and Burnt's levels of fame and wealth

[@erdnasiul87]

100%

[@rojloayvil9270]

Ryan should be the second bear💯

[@megyskermike]

x100

[@vanessa0111]

Idk how in the hell Bert has been so successful. Lucky bastard

[@variaxi935]

@@vanessa0111 until Margaritaville "culture" is extinct or alcohol is illegal to consume in public there will always be Burnt Kosher fans

[@travisturner1582]

Segura: calmly, quietly telling a story.. I turn my volume up as to not miss a detail. Sickler’s laugh: scares my twin daughters awake into a withering fuckin cry fest. I don’t care... cry it out ... I gotta hear that laugh.

[@jakobdekonink1591]

i clicked so fast my mouse got stuck in my teeth and i could not see what i was watching

[@Adamortega_]

😂

[@nomadvintageclothingonetsy4416]

Me too, man.

[@wldlvndr9934]

LOL

[@ThisGuitarIsAWeapon]

Shaka souffle?

[@pirkkala]

same got some saka soufflay ih my teeth

[@jakobcarroll8029]

When sickler said “you’re right about me being a comedian but my neighbor was brutally murdered on the hood of his car” I was almost asleep(not a diss I’m listening at 5:30am trying to fall asleep) and I lost it, that shit was hilarious

[@almightysosa3007]

No one: Absolutely no one: Tom segura: “and then a bathtub fell on his neck” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@enriqueshockwave7632]

Ryan your laugh is going to get us all through this lockdown

[@tocalleachthing]

Don't get me wrong I love Ryan. But his laugh scares the SHIT out of me every fucking time.

[@arnoldhernandez1910]

@@tocalleachthing Lmaoo y

[@petedawson5875]

Tom: Remember when my neighbor got murdered? Ryan: HAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA

[@lx024]

The Ryan Sickler youtube channel in the description hasn’t uploaded in 8 years.

[@sethgiffin5812]

Honeydew with the water champ blows two bears away. These guys need to do this way more often.

[@Beardymanlol]

This is my favorite duo on the internet. Sry Bornt.

[@marcusvalle47]

Sad to see Ryan and the dew leaving YMH studios but I know he and the podcast will continue to thrive on their own. Excited to see all the new content you will be putting out.

[@KN-wl4vv]

Jesus Christ, Sickler, if subscribing to your page helps you find a new place to live, then I did what I could to help you out. You gotta get up outta there! Deadass!!!

[@michaelsindon6996]

hahahaha

[@msjenanicole]

You guys are all so great...the support system you have cultivated is awesome!

[@lucasmcconnell8357]

I swear Ryan's laugh makes everything 10 times funnier

[@richgarc84]

It's way funnier than Bert's. I hate when Bert laughs and keeps trying to talk through it.

[@Raaaa10331]

they are both unbelievably horrid. should be edited from the show.

[@zacharytellock217]

That 6+ year Segura/Sickler James Brown callback made my day!!!!!!!

[@Yakkab936]

Zachary Tellock I just saw it yesterday, it popped up on my feed. And then this reference today happened even though it was 6 years ago! Weird. It must’ve popped up for them too and that’s why they brought it up when they said 6 feet

[@kentsilva]

@1:08:20 I’m currently lifting weights and when i heard this part i dropped the dumbbell onto my chest😭😭💀😂😂😂

[@arnoldhernandez1910]

Lmaooooo

[@cam5773]

I come back to this podcast all the time specifically for that story 😂😂

[@sleepa20v]

Omfg I enjoyed the shit out of that, this is Tom at his best.

[@boofert.washington2499]

9:34 that laugh caught me off guard. I've never listened to this guy before. I also love fart talk.

[@ThReverend6661]

like a shithawk

[@jonathanm6823]

1:07:40 funniest convo in the whole podcast

[@jqmasamune]

Killed me haha

[@ThePopeOfAllDope]

Came to this episode looking for the moment. Thanks for the time stamp.

[@thoz1guyz]

Yes! Thank you for the timestamp!

[@tobymcgroby8967]

Jonathan M exactly what I was looking for in the comments👌 Thank you

[@timelessness8119]

Ryan Sickler's laugh would be an awesome ring tone.

[@noahcramer9230]

I love the honeydew's with tommy buns. Keep featherin it brother.

[@davidbyrnes2089]

Tom's genetic super power was him looking 33 at 13 years old.

[@jackbrowning8013]

Saw this and immediately HAD. CHEST PAINS.

[@mickeyroulette503]

These two have the best chemistry out of this group of podcasters. They know when to let the other person talk, nobody takes the conversation over. They seem genuinely interested and excited to talk to each other.

[@MrBob2212]

Sickler’s laugh gets me every. Fucking. Time. 😂 and I love Tom’s humor

[@RedQueen00]

Lmao I would have died laughing at the flyer in the meeting! Love u guys!

[@seanphillips7320]

Su woo, we all fallow Proto☆ Keep feathering it Ryan S🔥🔥🔥🤯

[@NitaKerns]

Ryan's shrieks of laughter are THE BEST!! Thanks for laughs, guys!

[@kendrawright95]

This made my whole damn day! Hope y'all are doing great!

[@airforcemarkmg]

If lee syett and sickler laughed together the universe would implode

[@justinchandler1227]

I'm telling my grandkids this is Hall & Oates

[@zeroman614]

Justin Chandler I can go for for that

[@benjaminrhodes9611]

That sounds not only dishonest, but also like a wonderful idea.

[@IamTheRealCmen]

I really needed this today.

[@steviedee123]

I swore in Tom’s special he yelled out and it sounded exactly like Ryan’s off mic holler. I think that was a shot out to his homeboy Ry-Guy. Thanks for the content fellas.

[@no.mans.guy.]

“I’m still alive” “yeah but your neck’s dust”😂😂😂😂

[@redpalace2494]

This was the last thing on KZbin I hadn't seen.

[@dontpanic9261]

Have you seen an early 90s put put championship for $10,000?

[@redpalace2494]

@@dontpanic9261 twice

[@rojloayvil9270]

Any of you have any recommendations for random interesting videos?

[@shavedparmesanprosciuttoan4317]

Rojlo Ayvil familiar with the channel nerd city?

[@rojloayvil9270]

@@shavedparmesanprosciuttoan4317 No. I'll try it out

[@gamers_channel]

Jeans is a good guy hes GIVING him the honeydew. What a friend

[@modernchimplastname1268]

Released him from this scam more like it.

[@AllThingsHalloweenChannel]

I love this podcast but not as much as the crab feast

[@megyskermike]

When I see those two together on any podcast I'm always psyched.

[@Nobodyevencares27]

THATS WHERE HE GOT HIS LAUGH FROM!!! Love it!

[@forest1hills1king]

1:07:36 'how is he alive?' 🤣🤣 bath tub bit.

[@theflamingoparty6680]

God dam I love the James Brown 9 inch reference

[@Theboy1798]

I discovered Ryan today and haven't stopped binge watching his podcasts with Tom.

[@Eminate2121]

Subscribed Ryan. Love The Honeydew.

[@BozAwesome]

Tom looks like an security guard for a antique show 🤣

[@Paul_Ward]

My boy Sickler, keeping me from going crazy in quarantine. Keep up the good work!

[@tobymcgroby8967]

Thank you for avoiding politics. I'm so sick of hearing about politics! We're here to unwind, not to wind up, & you give us that. Thank you Sickle Cell & Main Mommy

[@Justin-lg1qb]

I have a new goal in life thanks to this podcast. I wanna do something with my life just so I can be a guest on the honeydew

[@snl050707]

I love these two together!!!

[@MA-zz8tt]

Nothing but love for these two guys!

[@theploppypodcast9565]

These guys are absolutely hilarious- did the fart stories kill anybody else?? 😂😂😂

[@richardnunn328]

Amazing stories. I'm hurting by half way. Perfect breakfast listen. 👌😂

[@kevind825]

The two best sense of humor and knowing how to put it out!!!! Love both the night pants nation - honey dew and YMH! So good...............

[@codylake4308]

"I don't have the covid, Playa." 😂

[@GiftedMoFo]

Love you both gents! Thanks for keeping 💯

[@JacobGoodwinMusic]

Ryan: “Nobody knows they have it till they know they have it” 🤣

[@Thehvacmann]

I wish Tom and Ryan had a podcast together. They have so much charisma between them for a good podcast

[@scrubbylebowski]

why has Ryan's youtube channel only got 2k subscribers? come on people, the dude is awesome!

[@davebcf1231]

Probably because the Honeydew episodes are all on YMH. Didn't even know he had his own channel until today.

[@JoeSkutnik]

Can’t wait to check out the new projects. Just subbed and turned on notifications on the KZbin channel

[@Mmc1437]

How do these 2 still have so many stories to share?!?!?! So hilarious.

[@Macubus]

That 9" callback had me rolling! "James Brown is 6'2"... on his mother's shoulders.

[@NovemberFoxtrotRC]

Perfect! Needed this today!

[@dr.gitgud9752]

This shelter in place got me wishing I could afford some Honeydew Night Pants!!

[@gooeystuff6726]

30 bucks? I got u .

[@Mari_angeleso]

I love them bonding over bathtub neck

[@akewlen2888]

You look pretty.

[@masonsmorphs]

Ryan, these vids are soo good ! Quickly become my first watch of the day. That’s no easy task.

[@jeffboyd8139]

Bold move of Sickler to move the show on to his channel considering it has only 5k subs and YMH has 600k subs.

[@youngpolar]

he was fired

[@saad210]

Polar don’t think so, he was getting decent views

[@lazrbeam117]

@@saad210 wait, what I miss?

[@mleavitt8104]

Nah, we ride, or die with both Tom, and Ryan

[@GK-qc5ry]

It will be on both. But his has to build his subscriber base. Probably good not to mix business and friendship.

[@victormagana7940]

'One of them fell off.. AND LANDED ON MY NECK!' I never laughed so hard in my fucking life. God that was a great transition.

[@VangoghC5C]

I could've answered all the security guards questions but I dont tell anybody anything. Then proceeds to tell millions of people at once

[@wisterV]

Hi Hitlers! So glad to see the personality champ back on the show. Our jeans just got collectively high and tight! 👖💨👖💨 Let those Sickle-cell hyena laughs begin!!!!!

[@jessekaronhiiodaye561]

I'm having chest pains jeans, these are some top shelf golden stories.

[@jackmorris9588]

When Tom said "I crashed" I genuinely started crying laughing

[@anthoniemadsen7673]

Damm, Sickler and Tom are amazing together!

[@thefinalgrind]

It never fails. As soon as I go to eat, poop talk is on point. Lol

[@Mmc1437]

I need these 2 to form a show!!!! Tommy and RyRy, 2 funny dudes

[@somedude414]

Holy smokes these stories are the best. We need Sickler on YMH again asap!

[@ryanstanley5634]

Ryan Sicklers laugh makes anything 10 times funnier.

[@danielfawley4711]

Some call them pajama bottoms but in Baltimore and surrounding areas they call them "Night pants". Lol

[@Nswix]

Baltimore/Philly are like their own weird little cultures, in the middle of the east coast...

[@AyeeePeee]

Why ever Ryan's laugh goes I go ✊🏽

[@powdernitz]

best honeydew ever

[@alejandroecheverria2703]

Such a great job as always. ONE LOVE

[@bandana4814]

Joe Rogan outed Tom Segura for really wearing makeup in his specials 🤭😁🤣

[@johnblough7989]

Bring Top Dog on the Honeydew!

[@codyl7066]

I fucking love hearing stories about successful people fucking up. Like Tom getting in an accident the day after he got his license lol makes me feel so good for like 30 seconds.

[@travismiller7596]

I’ve watched these two on either podcast... it’s god damn refreshing . I love these two together. Or adding CoCo to either.