Your Mom's House Podcast - Ep. 437

This week, the mommies take a look at a religious swinging couple, review some amazing fan submissions, talk about their new favorite show, and more!
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[@DanteXV]

this show gets me through so much stress

[@milksteak6831]

Dante Vialdores same

[@furburglar2]

Comedy does work. Too blessed to be stressed.

[@taylorthurler1713]

Dante Vialdores. Amen!!

[@aidanepply-schmidt1647]

Just wait until Covid happens

[@keithkeith1273]

Mommy tinas voice over on that ad was A+

[@ginacalabrese3869]

Is the mattress spill proof? I enjoy a pre-sleep bowl of moose soup once in a while.

[@hackzein4138]

only spill proof for ball hogs

[@jeffreycarr86]

She is a slob

[@jeffreycarr86]

Gahhhh no jeans on when you start swinging

[@JadeDude1973]

And also, y'know... Top Dog Moments...

[@MrKiely415]

Don’t eat in bed you ball hog. Get yo life.

[@bigdaveyjoyce7890]

The car crushing asian man song is TIGHT!

[@mangocrises]

But where do I find it?

[@bigdaveyjoyce7890]

It'll be uploaded within a few days. Pretty neat huh?

[@Deniseyylove]

I literally have nothing to do at work, and I'm so grateful these two have a podcast to save me from boredom.

[@RadicalRedbeard]

Denise Ebanks what about work

[@payback187]

Here is the full radio prank. Thanks for featuring me mommies!! kzbin.info/www/bejne/q5rYpHmKbtl5i9U

[@Coexist44]

panKake dude that was fucking hilarious. They could’ve put the whole video up. GOAT.

[@jacksonlefteye]

you guys are doing good

[@peteradams1588]

Superathlete mommy: "Here's how to bench press using your own bodyweight"...that's a strange way to say push ups, jeans

[@darkaero]

I can't believe you guys are trying to find gender neutral names and didn't think of Peyton Lafferty Segura.

[@JadeDude1973]

Tom's Ruth's Peyton Lafferty Segura

[@dane7395]

Mattress...try it out

[@Le_Petomane]

Dane is that short for Diamond? Cool and gender neutral name!

[@michaelmattice4986]

I'm assuming I can piss on it too...

[@hackzein4138]

piss on me beat me

[@Le_Petomane]

Are you assuming my gender?

[@ComfortableTool86]

The phrase "try it out" is so ruined for me now.

[@TommyTarhun]

As a Latvian I can say that Tom's Baltic accent was excellent. A true master of the art.

[@kalebjensen6388]

I love rewatching these old episodes

[@Unz360]

Gotta mention, I randomly turned on Avatar last weekend, and noticed at the end, when the big battle scene starts, the general on the human side shouted 'Keep it high and tight!' Holy shit haha. Try it out

[@calvinantion]

This show is my ‘’safe space’’

[@Paddyjay12]

13:46 Tom doing "yoked" Christina..

[@Kdpsnake]

Only an hour, feeling low and loose

[@drewcifer_420]

I’m just worried he’s gonna cancel the Columbus shows cause he talked about having to cancel a gig. I already bought tickets, made hotel reservations and bought tickets for the science museum for my girlfriends birthday.

[@mvdaking]

boa keeper I hope not I’m comin up from Cincy

[@milksteak6831]

boa keeper goodluck

[@EdLaughs]

...both sick. child. pregnant. some stuff coming up.... how dare you Jeans!

[@hackzein4138]

mommies sick this week

[@ihateallthethings2683]

Love when you guys don’t have a guest on. The show is so much better when it’s just the mommies

[@blazedandconfused477]

Depends on the guest, but I enjoy the variation.

[@alanbell8286]

Having you guys even mention my song means the world can't believe the og mommies laughed!! So stoked on your moms house

[@SirGrassyNoL]

AlanBell oh shit, link?!

[@NS-dp5vd]

Do you have a link for your song? everyone is looking for it!

[@justkidding2703]

"I know a lot of cool guys named Diamond"

[@abrakadabra9210]

why am i getting beat and pissed on so early?

[@matthenry2564]

Abra Kadabra try it out

[@abrakadabra9210]

been pissed on and tried it out so early.... weighed my mushy purps and enlistned t-16 security....I want o feel safe...

[@DRC-of2ci]

Abra Kadabra as long as your getting fucked..homeless, thugs, whatever

[@furburglar2]

Free food, free rent, a lease and a key? Don't be surprised when people try it out.

[@MrCoolbeans6934]

I thought i was the only one who could literally feel themselves getting sick sometimes without sleep. Crazy

[@nathang428]

Yooooooo I fuck with the small video commercial before the Momcast! It feels like a tv show! Love it, love all my mothers, stay black!

[@666tReaper]

I think we can all handle a 10s ad at the start of our 1:11:32 vid of free awesomeness! ;)

[@alilruthlessify]

666tReaper Thats just to see how accepting you are to the idea of ads. It wont stop there.

[@user-me7xe5kl6t]

Nah, I can't handle people trying to sell me shit I don't want via billboards. And this isn't free, I pay for access to the internet in order to see it. I pay for the electricity required to power the device on which I watch it.

[@IntensePeppers]

Momma Tina killed that voiceover

[@robertfenili7242]

It's not free. You're being advertised to.

[@furburglar2]

Bill, your oven uses electricity. Should you not have to pay for food that you cook in it?

[@pavilionend8637]

Please, please, get Theo von as a guest

[@stuarthall6632]

Pavilion End so he can talk about how offended he was about Tom’s jokes?

[@michaelmattice4986]

Agree(but no ghost stories:)

[@OliverSargent]

@Stuart Hall - Theo Von was just being honest when he said the jokes Tom Segura made offended him, but he knew that he was in the wrong and not Tom - it's not like he went and lashed out at Segura or anything. He said that he realised it was just jokes and he shouldn't be so up tight about it on his podcast. Theo is just super honest.

[@nickshearer3091]

He's banging herion and mommy c is trying to kick the habit. Can't have that around the mommies

[@ProtectoroftheRealm]

He was hardly offended. He was just wanting people to check their emotions before reacting. He wasnt thou.... Theo is always a great guest. Im sure him and Tom have talked.

[@ratpwn]

Man. Where's Dr. Drew when you need him.

[@dirtymfnsanchez]

Would you rather Prego Christina or Jacked Christina?

[@mrniceguy3344]

Brandon Sanchez definitely Prego

[@untappedreality]

In reference to the "smelling up your own farts", when I was in the Marine Corps boot camp, there would be about 80 recruits in the squad bay and if our Drill Instructor smelled a fart, he would make us all deeply inhale then exhale until the smell went away (like 10 inhales). True story and it seriously works! But it takes a lot of people to do it. Drill Instructors are hilarious!

[@theclark77]

I remember there being a Gold's Gym right next to my elementary school. Everyday at recess we would go stand on the playground as close as we could get to the side door of Gold's so when the guys would go in and come out we could talk shit and make fun of their gigantic muscles. This was in the 80's there so there was alot of hyper color, spandex shorts, spandex tank tops with the stretched out shoulder straps to where the super thin thong-like strap was over their muscular nipples....oh man..and the curly mullets....they all had curly mullets, high top gym shoes, spandex shorts with lots of colorful patterns and hyper color muscle tanks.....we used to give them so much shit they started yelling back at us...and we were like 10!!!! Those were the days.....

[@craigslistoceanside8677]

Cincymama 77 it’s so fun to reminisce having your memory jogged by something unexpected. .... like the mommies chatting about weird shit.

[@theclark77]

It's like smelling something and instantly being back at the place you first smelt it.....sometimes good and bad times but still fun nontheless!

[@N_A__]

Christina with a very professional reading at the beginning. 😂😂😂

[@tonygonzalez5882]

35:55 Christina turns into jeff goldblum for a spit second, thats how uncomfortable she got lol

[@SuperStile]

Instrumental in the beginning is 🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@SuperStile]

that's my shit though! would it be considered as Kpop? do we know the origin?

[@mikegraham1471]

that music in the very start needs to be official intro of the podcast. high and tight ass beat

[@GuttTruck]

the pup play sound bites stay priceless

[@TheCheat420]

6-6:30ish has been dinner time in my house since I was a kid so it's kind of engrained into my brain.

[@mickeymouse4507]

28:17 made me laugh out loud! "what are you expecting a phone call?"

[@timszarek1793]

That songs fire 🔥 lmao

[@TheGaryd33]

Wish there was a link though, I've had to play the intro over and over for that stellar beat.

[@agartifex]

I need to find it

[@mickeycushman6049]

@17:00 "It's SUCH a unique approach." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@alexnapoli70]

I like how the ad was done. good job not giving us BS

[@Woji52]

God damn. I always get the alert right when I need it. Thank you Mommy

[@keithkeith1273]

Matt Wojtan its always too late for me. They upload 2am here

[@Plankton_Doctor]

I just turned all the heads in the office laughing out loud to: "What do you mean son...idiot"

[@Kabz8]

15:30 couple deciding to spray tan to improve their self esteem. This is fuckin love.

[@CookbookAdventures]

The song at the beginning is gold.

[@reekent]

That song is so peaceful. Could put a baby to sleep.

[@MikeysBasement]

I can't stop saying "Try it out" thanks mommies.

[@TH_ANDY]

YESSSS best opening song ever . Really needs to be permanent.

[@furburglar2]

Dank voice-over work to start the show. Voice-over champ...

[@kennoble7759]

This is the best opening you've ever opened with that's your new theme song your the best tom.. Finally got her to say it's funny

[@kevincinnamontoast3669]

CAN'T CATCH MY BREATH, i love ASIAN MECHANICS AND THEIR WONDERFUL MATING CALL

[@maxgraves6968]

I live in Ventura and I can confidently say that there are no swingers here. Maybe Ojai.

[@dragonslayer69420]

killin the weight loss game G!

[@shadowpawn12]

"Wanna see something gross?"-Tom NO HESITATION - Christina "Yeah" ....Or Christine as Joey would call her

[@shadowpawn12]

51:50

[@darkoleskovsek2558]

LoL that radio call was awesome

[@user-xq8uf3jx4l]

Great podcast guys!

[@alexblue1989]

I’m a musician and just discovered the mics u two use...amaze! The EV RE20

[@tanjabuchholz5314]

Love my old head tired parent mommies so much

[@ReasonExtremist]

Any1 got a link to the sound in the intro? My favourite one yet!

[@kasp-kj8id]

Very in love these two

[@demmallo]

"Could you spot me?" lmao Christina jacked would be rad!

[@musicbruise]

14:56 I know this is way hella late, but I'm listening through all of your old podcasts at work, and the word you may have been looking for was "undulations"

[@listentothedead]

I meet random Mommies constantly. Even in a rather buttoned up line of work. Thanks, guys!

[@N8Soccer]

Dang that got me self conscious that I eat at 6pm every night... no kids 😅

[@josephcantu3562]

My pants have been low and loose all day, now that this is here they can finally be high and tight. Thanks mommys

[@kingkiryu6310]

Baltic sounds like the Moon from The Mighty Boosh 😂

[@BeakerInShortShorts]

We also got a kitten named Sully because the shelter thought it was a male than said it was a female so we took it so it would get along with our current ball-less cat. Unfortunately we got Sully home only to figure out it had some male genitalia. Took it to the vet and had to argue with the vet for 45 minutes and finally found out it had balls that never dropped. Had to get it spayed (not neutered) and it turned it into a hyper masculine asshole (kind of like small man syndrome). It tortured our other cat who sadly just died of a heart attack. Be careful of feline Zim Zers. Keep em high and tight.

[@ThirtyfourEC]

best intro song of the week.

[@miguelbaltazar5311]

Hahagha that intro is the best.

[@DocFeelGood4]

“Bench press using only your body weight.” You mean a push-up? Lmao damnit momma jeans

[@VanGTO49]

I love that during the swingers part....an ad for a Christian university came up....I should go and spread God’s love

[@watarboo]

Mom brain is is so funny the last two episodes lmao love ya jeans

[@ThisFckinGuy]

Jim Fisher is a local AM radio host here in Davenport, IA. 1420 AM blaze it

[@mintyspaghetty]

the beat in the beginning fire

[@sodldierofinFAMY]

The mommies shouldn’t be embarrassed about the early dinners, I work nights and have breakfast when most people get home from work

[@kieran8720]

Lmaooooo at that song intro

[@0044Cadi]

Best song yet. Can't lie.

[@michellehunt6837]

I can't explain this, but I first noted that I love Tom's strong, proud nose - and then noticed Christina's nose is also impressive. I think I want to find Jesus with them.

[@crazynorth4105]

Start smoking weed,you ll almost never get sick.ask Joe Rogan and me😉 . Love the show, keep up the good work ♡

[@mikedolan6176]

CrazyNorth Entertainment so true. Just started getting sore throat for the first time in like over a year. And I'm a chronic! Lol

[@arikatozukafu]

What if the dog dressed guy is alone, and there's an emergency, so does he get to call 911 ? Or would he just fake-bark frantically ? What if she gets a real dog also ?

[@edgartex9853]

Probably my favorite intro song

[@Woosnamdesign]

Gang Gang Jeans

[@DRlFTIN]

Tom was quick asf with saying 13

[@TheWTFMatt]

with so much negativity going on... happy to have a laugh. thanks YMH

[@whyohwhydidihavetogetsohig2471]

Bikes

[@THE-SLAUGHTERHOUSE.]

Tommy tight jeans & big hangers p. And stuff like that.!

[@chunch8641]

The dude at 1:06:00 has a documentary about him on KZbin. Gothic king cobra. Dude is nuts.

[@PJWebb-rp7un]

Hey guys just wondering is there a place or way that I can go back and listen to Some of the very first episodes? I really like what you guys do and I’d love to go back and Hear the evolution of where you guys started compared to where you are now

[@roundearth2619]

1:08:02 Someone... Work your magic.

[@noahbaggett9037]

It was called hoof and mouth in the 80s & 90s ! 😅

[@mistamugroo6922]

Was that mattress ad the first time it's ever been on YMH?

[@slimmpickens67]

Justin Lee they do that ad on the itunes download.

[@shitisbigtime]

Lmaooo my dog heard the pup play noises and started barking at my phone 🤣 PS it’s not sexual

[@MikeTrenche]

ME AND MY WIFE WATCH THIS ALOT LOL

[@bterwin9887]

that intro fire thooooo. thanks jean

[@manablooded]

Yay episodes without guests! Honestly their guests are all real high and tight, I just get jealous and want the mommies to myself.

[@MaxxxWellz]

Christina sounded like an acutal ad read voice actor.

[@willheydecker6179]

Christina's picture of India is outdated. My inconsequential self has been an expat in India for more than a few years, and I can confirm the general absence of bodies in the streets. The poverty is all too real, but the major cities have areas indiscernible from the 1st world. The malls have all the same brands and restaurant chains. Delhi unfortunately has a Carls Junior! There is/was a LAUGHFACTORY in Mumbai, and a burgeoning yet still sad comedy scene too.

[@Blueswailer]

Do they still throw all the corpses in the Ganges river? Rather, all those corpses that weren't cremated on the Ghats. Honestly that's the only thing that really skeeves me out about the Indian subcontinent.

[@willheydecker6179]

Algiz that practice is indeed still ongoing, albeit from what I've read to a lesser but still substantial degree, and brings with a whole host of social and environmental issues. Not in the least the children who try to steal the "death shrouds" that are placed on the corpses to resell them for the literal equivalent of pennies. But that's not a major city. Major cities, where the middle and upper income households are we have everything from lame you tubers to people cutting carbs and a Starbucks on every other corner. It's very different from the general perception of India abroad which is, through no fault of the misinformed individual, is highly skewed towards slumdog millionaire and poverty porn documentaries. There are plenty of local Mommies here too and tens of millions of comedy fans following the whole ring of podcasts from YMH to JRE and the DTFH.

[@Blueswailer]

I've no doubt the things you mentioned are true. Nor do I need to try and discredit them, obviously, since I haven't been to India myself(only friends have and have told me about the place). That would be like a virgin sexual therapist trying to tell someone about sex. Considering there are more than a billion people in India they're likely to have tens of millions of any kind of person. What you said about Varanasi not being a major city(and of course by Indian standards it isn't) comes across as funny to me since I live in a tiny European country where the population of Varanasi alone would take care of a fifth of our overall population. Puts things into perspective.

[@eddiegomez8358]

That beat is fire..can I please rhyme over it

[@andrewsimmons8051]

What i love about hand foot and mouth is the way to not get it is to wash your hands.

[@JLM030396]

there is a documentary on the UK channel 4 about the puppy lifestyle, its good for a laugh or two.

[@kennedycrevoiserat7095]

Lol i actually like that beginning song. Reminds me of the days I would eat 5 tabs of acid a night

[@fauxbravo]

"Alexa, Simon says ___________." She'll repeat whatever you say after "Simon says...."

[@SuperToughnut]

We need a follow up story to the guy that gets backed up into by a car.

[@JodeneSparks1989]

17:10 Praise the Lord and pass the Lube