Taking Kendall Toole For A Spin | YMH Ep. 781

[@dylanb1522]

John interviewing new wives live is wild.

[@Manjagan]

omg hahahaha

[@LangstonDev]

Funny how John Segura is shopping for New Christine right in front of Old Christine.

[@longwun8363]

I'll be that guy this comment is underrated. 💯

[@RobertaDamiano-g3x]

Atleast ur curtious enough to say, ill be that guy...👏​@@longwun8363

[@cactaceous]

⁠​⁠@@LangstonDevWhat new Christine? This Kendall woman looks exactly the same age as Christine! She looks like she is in her 50’s.

[@johnnyboy3846]

Christine’s look of disgust at the opening clip really puts the heavy cream in my John Segura.

[@Queen_LaQueefa]

Heavy "creamer" 😂

[@Samdavis569]

If you didn’t like the food, blame Tanner 😂 he cooked it all

[@unclemikescomedy]

But we need a clip of Fancy Chef telling Tanner why it was Tanner's fault, and Tanner just accepting it the way he does, "Yes Chef! Sorry Chef!" Too bad Tanner missed Fedsmoker, that'd have been great to see him get shot out for an interview like Josh Potter with RPC

[@drsavage3262]

Deep cut 💯 on the second paragraph. Nice!

[@HaywoodJablomi_420]

Watching that poor kid trying to keep up with Chef was so funny.

[@saltilt8]

Can't wait for the Garth update in a couple weeks!

[@reinders82]

Probably after Thanksgiving

[@WKRP187]

Yes they should take time every week and make a podcast with current events for free just because you're so special

[@bingbongthegong]

​@@WKRP187 yes you're right. They should.

[@therivergiveth]

​@WKRP187 you clearly don't know about the YMH Garth Brooks long time beef.

[@saltilt8]

@@WKRP187 God forbid I make fun of the comedians

[@sophia17853]

I assert my dominance by playing ymh full volume in the break room. Clears the room right out. Thanks.

[@michaeloftaoism]

😂😂😂

[@Rpos93]

Tom deserves an Oscar for his “No I don’t want to see that in public, ew” performance

[@jhonnyrodriguez2944]

For real - John Segura acted

[@92SMIF]

lol complete bullshit to make Kristen feel better about herself

[@Bumslie303]

Lmfao

[@MrJimtheRooster]

Lol Chris did it with Johns hair too 😆

[@daegiovanni5864]

Tanner did so much work, he could start his own business! Fancy Chef II: Fancier Chef

[@ZZ-zu9nc]

Fancy Chef 2.0 the electric boogaloo

[@Hjaelteomslag]

Fancier chef: electric burrito

[@Spitflies]

Sounds like a Diner Dash game haha

[@federom2012]

2 Chef 2 Fancy

[@Dstnbrgn]

Cook the scallops and let them chill for a few hours 😂 what an episode that was.... 🫣

[@DocMalk]

John Segura will never die 😂🍋

[@RobertaDamiano-g3x]

Im so glad its the new trend...i dont like trends usually...this is good tho

[@Christdink]

I’m going through seasonal depression and so much troubles at work, watching this to wined down before bed is awesome thanks for bringing this Goat of a woman I can’t wait to follow her on all socials.

[@impossiblegems]

@9:55 Tom’s impression of Bert is amazing 😂❤

[@tomblaze2]

I would watch a special of just this

[@CopperEyeFilms]

I think we need Gordon Ramsay on the show to watch the Fancy Chef footage.😊

[@kylegroover1655]

Yes

[@djlive408]

yes please

[@r.e.8809]

If fancy chef never had another segment, I’d be okay with that

[@rossw5576]

He'll end up with the other bodies.

[@jordanbeavan3990]

I couldn't even finish that episode

[@jeh10121989]

I’m guessing it was more fun to experience than it was to watch

[@arsonist12]

I got "make a wish" vibes from the entire bit

[@Hjaelteomslag]

I was cooking while watching that episode, and I blanked on everything I learned in culinary school.

[@ericde4613]

Kendall “want me to put my hair back for you” John 😅 Mom jeans - drinks water

[@Antanidus]

Enduring the most terrifying circumstances with class and levity. We should all hope to be as strong. Wishing you the best Christina! Thank you for all that you do!

[@ja5304]

“Strawberries had never been done before” - probably Fancy chef

[@reedg2571]

You mock him but I got his secret recipe for strawberries and made them myself. They were quite delectable.

[@pearpop69]

(the secret recipe in question) buying them from Traders Joe and tossing them on da plate

[@liampowers8570]

@@pearpop69tell me your not a chef without telling me your not a chef, no olive oil with your strawberries ?

[@ricklopez7151]

@@pearpop69 Beautiful & nice...

[@coloradomotion1836]

Tanner as the guest with B-roll footage of fancy chef cooking is the dream.

[@jenniferdennis6465]

Did you see it yesterday ?

[@syscopepper]

Tom and Kendall look like they could be brothers.

[@BullionMMA]

LOL

[@MGsModShop]

If you’re not meowing the intro w Christine, are you even a mommy?

[@Ajdizzle4rizzle]

X-tina meowing the intro has been enraging me for years. It will put me in an early grave.

[@obstn81]

Waiting patiently for you to address the Garth Brooks situation!

[@reinders82]

Probably after Thanksgiving

[@canadianrobot]

It's an episode, not just a segment. It's a comin'

[@MaarikMari]

What’s going on?

[@Jawsnake]

I wonder if they’ll avoid it considering possible litigation.

[@ryanalexander984]

That will take a while. These episodes are so cut and clipped and filmed 4 episodes at a time over 2 days. I’m with the others that are saying probably after Thanksgiving. I enjoyed Christine’s obvious wardrobe change during this episode. They aren’t even pretending anymore that these are done on the same day.

[@legacylong123]

Crystal P’s shirt is straight out of Seinfeld😂 keep em high and tight Jeans!

[@KeithJenkins-lt3xd]

‘’But I don’t wanna be a pirate’’

[@drsavage3262]

I haven't heard.. "Pull your jeans up over your eyeballs" in so long, It feels like coming home. Thanks mommies.

[@ek6007]

You always let cooked pasta marinate in a bath of oxygen for 30 minutes before serving. Geez.

[@CrakerzANDcl1tz]

Always let your pasta rest twice as long as your steak!

[@dylanb1522]

I’d love for tanner to create a mock-fancy chef channel as competition. “As trained by fancy chef”

[@abrock712]

You know when you made it when you get your Peloton instructor on your podcast

[@shinypuller]

i got bored 2 minutes into the interview and came to the comments to cheer me up

[@atommoor]

@@shinypuller same

[@jeffbixby7234]

@@abrock712 sore on the upper lip ⛽️

[@brettpenning]

Sending hate from Michigan

[@mrcivilization112]

Right back at you from Ohio!!!! You bump of sand that needs Ohio to allow you to exist elsewhere!

[@faintsignalx]

@@mrcivilization112 I've never heard anyone say anything good about Ohio.

[@jenniferdennis6465]

JD Vance says so many nice things

[@brettpenning]

@@mrcivilization112 Thank you for proving Ohio's educational system works 👏🏻👏🏻

[@mrcivilization112]

@@brettpenning We live rent free in everyone’s heads Put your couches away cuz they look 👀 cute

[@WhiteGuy97]

As a person of the poor community, I’d like to say this video has way to many sponsorship ads

[@xitaris5981]

It's thinking like this that's why you're still poor

[@cougheeboyb]

20:51 “If you see a Puss in Public” That should be the name of y’all’s new Children’s book 😂

[@fevolenko3995]

Dear Kendall You don't need to inject your lips... Love, Every man on earth

[@Vicari0us_YT]

No one asked

[@BlakeTorres-z2r]

@@Vicari0us_YTI asked actually. Thanks for answering @fevolenko3995!

[@carlrs15]

Polite commenters rarely make history​@@Vicari0us_YT

[@prestonlowery2265]

Speak for yourself

[@DEEJAYisAWESOME]

​@@Vicari0us_YT touch my camera through the fence!

[@goneriggin]

I can’t believe John Segura survived Invisalign. Didn’t think he would pull through. Hate from California!

[@Jfleck89]

It would seem that Garth had a body count that we didn't expect.

[@lordfordification]

I've been waiting weeks for them to talk about it. These lame bitches are banking so many episodes. Christine probably had the cancer in February

[@samthiff1]

good one hahaha

[@internetshaquille]

Never had I heard someone call heavy cream "heavy creamer"

[@masterofallgoons]

@@internetshaquille - yeah.. and they said it like a million times over the course of two episodes.

[@liampowers8570]

Ngl you’re the last person I would have expected to watch ymh

[@evenoddprime]

bruh, wut u doin here lolololol

[@InspectahReese]

Kendall is def a heavy creamer

[@jamest6990]

The transition from eating healthy to the Fancy chef clip is *chefs kiss* perfect

[@damionshannon1067]

Tommy Buns' impersonation of Bertrude is unmatched

[@Jukeboxturrets]

You gotta make a John Segura menu T-shirt with pictures of the ingredients 😂👊🏼🍤

[@thecake03]

“Beautiful and Nice.” ~John Segura

[@_m_m4]

This was the episode where the audience realized Tom is actually a politician. His answer to Christine’s TRAP of a question, was nothing short of an, ‘I did not have sexual relations with that woman.’ speech that has ever been spoken ❤😂

[@jesseraymiller7381]

He nailed that !!

[@CptWhit3y]

This is an ad for Pelaton....yall aint slick. LOVE THAT MONEY!

[@scstorie]

1:26:50 I was waiting for Tom to be like “Kendall!! You’ve been promoted Christina is missing” 😂😂😂

[@daltonharvey7209]

Yall gotta get tanner on for a full interview of his busy day in the mobile 6 start fancy chef kitchen

[@GSPfan2112]

Christin looks so healthy and not at all riddled with cancer today.

[@Heelturnkayfabe]

Shoutout to Cameltoe, that shit is wonderful!

[@katlinstark]

Christine’s shirt looks like she just clocked out from a catering event with Adam Sandler from the wedding singer 😹❤️

[@doinagrubii3860]

exactly :)))

[@lucymolyneaux5718]

"okay, you dont like energy...thats fine" 😂😂

[@stephenholmgren405]

Fancy Chef will watch these podcasts before and after his appearance and still have no idea he was being mocked the entire time 😀 Hope he comes back, he was the coolest

[@Samdavis569]

This upgrade of Christine is amazing ❤ hate from Australia

[@Joyfulcreations144]

Homewrecker 1:22:17 😂😂😂 I love Christina

[@z117poh6]

Touch my love and appreciation for this podcast through the fence.

[@YeastyTacos]

The look on Tom's face when she said how long's it been since you had hair was priceless

[@jamesgraef3607]

"The John Segura" recipe T-Shirt please?

[@ninjascyther5071]

I love how Tommy Bunz first ad read is in a light yellow shirt. 😂😂😂

[@lc5332]

I can’t wait to see the folks at home making the John Segura. I’m not sure many of us can afford to make it, though.

[@QueenCityDad10]

Seeing a nice lady introduced to all the YMH classics and genetwl debauchery is amazing

[@currenlopez1978]

This was a tremendous episode and so glad Rob Iler isn’t back

[@panakoz13]

Amen brother 🙏🏻

[@laplantski]

Missed you terrible mommy, glad to see you back!! ❤❤

[@jlowry7723]

When are the mommies going to address Garth Brooks. Hahaha i cant wait

[@JustaguynamedSheldon]

John Segura for president 😂

[@chancehoward1975]

The Bert impression about dirty talk was so great 😂😂

[@samthiff1]

What about garth?

[@kanifalam7835]

Ok, when is the Fancy Chef portrait going into the gallery.

[@joshuabridges8620]

Glad Tom broke out his nice shirt for Kendall

[@Samdavis569]

Some of that shit he made was SO fuckd 😭😭😭😭

[@mikeyrocks8664]

Every episode is Kristine just saying no to every clip 😂

[@Liescomefromtheright]

Lulu toe is 🔥. Solid dismount, Tom. You stuck the landing.

[@kyleoldham6115]

Good work to all the fellas in the booth too, nonchalant af

[@Liescomefromtheright]

I'll be honest, Christina had the most honesty out of everyone of them. Just today I saw a black coworker wearing a belt that matched his skin tone, hanging down at perfect dick length. My focus immediately snapped to what my peripheral vision saw as a big dick hanging out of some skinny jeans. Noticing that shit is normal.

[@baileyann96]

“HOMEWRECKER” 🤣🤣🤣

[@ITSSKUDDUMMY]

"I almost had to be a regular person so I almost killed myself" 😂😂😂

[@jakelukestrong]

shes insufferable

[@alfredogarcia2273]

Yeah I had to skip after I heard that. She was hard to listen to.

[@mastergwaha]

@@alfredogarcia2273 my parents loved me so much though! (story about child problems to maybe kill herself) but they loved me in the end!... theyre protecting their investments lil doggie

[@sarinaelise1849]

I’m dying to see the booth boys and girls reactions to the clips!

[@liquefiedzombie1378]

This was a great episode!

[@gama5820]

Really though?

[@pdxkristian]

This was my favorite YMH in recent memory. You guys are doin good!

[@Paddy504]

Oh well, onward to next week’s episode

[@finyeah]

“It kind of sounds like Clint Eastwood”. I think I’m having a stroke. 🤣🤣🤣

[@flynnplumlee5293]

I'M HAVING CHEST PAINS!

[@imagecko210]

“This is my poosy” in Bert’s voice was the funniest thing I’ve heard all day (it’s 8:46am)

[@SenpaiAustin]

Can’t believe they have a guest on from a niche segment months ago, that’s hilarious 😂

[@BC-3D]

fancy has almost 70k followers now. gonna be tough to book him

[@rebekah7671]

I can NOT believe the guy from Tokoroa made it on here. I have been watching him for months.

[@SkeetTennessee]

Haha same

[@Arcturuseyes]

Kendall seems to fit really well here at YMH, she's a real person, she knows who she is, and I get a cool confidence vibe from her

[@jboogie5834]

I'm with you Tom! 😂 that football clip fired me the hell up! 🤣

[@Gtort82]

I hope we get to see Simple Jack on the pod again soon

[@BP-uu7yh]

Tom will give her a podcast by the summer

[@micah_noel]

I guess it’s funny to be secretly ripping on that chef without saying straight up that he sucks… but I cook for a living and have no tolerance for bullshit. I wish Tony Hinchcliff would show up and just let him have it. Dude needs to get roasted.

[@macksimus9019]

Is there a link to the will blunderfields self affirmation meditation?

[@SkeetTennessee]

He's on Instagram i have been following him for years

[@joewinterton3123]

Artie Lange Too fat to fish autobiography has a great story of being called a fat crackhead in Rehab

[@benjaminbreault9365]

The mullet kid making it onto ymh is amazing it shows that all my fyp is so entangled with the kind of Comedy that Tom and Christina produce. And fancy Chef is my favorite cool guy guide to ever be featured on the show

[@RUREDY2ROK]

When ur kids find out how much u paid fancy chef they will menendez you

[@avadventuregear]

So selfish of Kristanjka to push her titty cancer in Tom’s face. He’s a Falluja Veteran, Invisalign survivor and Peloton addict. Also Kendall thank you for your cervix to the community 🫡

[@WiseauSerious]

You're so funny omg

[@wesherk107]

Fancy chef had to have been the biggest waste of money Tom ever had 😂

[@jefferybaker191]

At the end Cristina was like wrap it up I've got to go. Pretty sure John was thinking, yeah go ahead we're fine here.

[@SkinnySkates]

My mom committed suicide on June 18th of this year. Then my sister followed her on July 22nd. Really wish that I or someone, anyone, would've had that magical connection with them and been able to stop them.

[@kevinpoff45]

For what it's worth, I am so sorry.

[@SkinnySkates]

@kevinpoff45 Thanks friend. I'm 35 years old. In some ways, I should count myself lucky that this was the worst year of my life. That means that the rest leading up to this hasn't been so bad. I'm hoping to get back there someday.

[@kevinpoff45]

@@SkinnySkates You will.

[@TacomaGirl]

Holy fuck, I'm so sorry ♥️

[@mattweeks7613]

I just realised YMH is basically Dinner for Schmucks 😂😂😂

[@bubbles2710]

Omg yes 😂

[@Arcturuseyes]

Bless Kendall, may she possess happiness forever.

[@alexanderson9442]

That was the most depressing "here you go" Tim... loved it😂😂

[@J.M.Gentry]

Are we not addressing the newest Garth allegations?

[@vcapri2901]

Yes, thank you!! I thought I was the only one waiting ! 😅

[@Papertowels68]

Gotta wait for the backlog to catch up…8 weeks to go

[@ToneWoN]

Well I mean he isn't guilty yet. So to say anything especially if he's innocent would be defamation. Anybody with an image and money knows that. We can't just talk about everything because we are rich and we'd be sued. You can though.

[@fosti5140]

oh god, my brother was born in Tokoroa New Zealand and that cool guy is like 50% of the demographic.

[@robinisbell8523]

Kendall is such a smokeshow. I get why Jon Segura chooses her on the pelaton

[@cactaceous]

Uhh, she’s not, dude. She’s manly looking. And annoying. Glasses?

[@paintedladygardens]

Loved seeing Kendall on the pod! Miss her so much on the bike but so happy for her new endeavors!

[@reedg2571]

Hi Kendall!! I invited my friends Lou Skunt and Drew P. Bawls over to watch this episode. We are huge fans.

[@turners316]

21:30 jealousy on Tom’s face shielded with smile 🤣

[@derekdurham8829]

Fancy chef 👨‍🍳 was the only show I fast forwarded to the end

[@luzgoose7607]

My favorite rule growing up. When you’re playing there is no crying.

[@mavric69OG]

If it's not bleeding it's not hurting

[@darthchandler6029]

"Is there a weight lifting Pelaton I’m not aware of?" 😂😂😂😂👖

[@MrSadarapsagrev]

Great diss 😂

[@ncraft6]

Fantastic episode. Christina's Tik Tok batch this week was 🔥