Happy Birthday Tom Segura! | Your Mom's House Ep. 759

[@mathieuwilkens3721]

That song has no right to go so hard.

[@mollyuppstrom7105]

No fr😭

[@mattduell3]

Just in time to be the anthem of the summer 😂😂😂

[@raymondgutierrez7849]

If this song doesn't get her, nothing will.

[@RandyKnight-o1q]

It's fucking gay lmao

[@boogrlovr]

does anyone have a link??

[@rcstarz5206]

Man ... Nadav would have been dying laughing in the booth on this one. Miss the booth laughs from the episodes lately.

[@hagggle3727]

Quite the contrary, it’s excellent not hearing his obnoxious laugh constantly

[@nuvourldorda6084]

better without that weak beta j

[@marx0009]

i loved the laughs !!

[@toughguychumzee]

@@hagggle3727I’m with you. It always distracts me and seems contrived asf, dude laughs hysterically at every little thing

[@EricBishard]

@@hagggle3727 Your an idgit

[@InspectahReese]

They should have brought back Christina’s alter ego Tina for Tom’s birthday

[@timkinley1779]

Looks like she bought a sweater from the Seasame Street collection.

[@WholeWhiteBaby]

They need to bring back Tommy's Mommy! Moar Charo please! Id like to hear about Hawaii...

[@InspectahReese]

@@WholeWhiteBabyYoo it’s the whole white baby bruh keep featherin it brother

[@WholeWhiteBaby]

@@InspectahReese you know who you're talking to, there Bud? Retired Double-Agent...

[@SubliminalXIII]

OMG THEY OPENED WITH MY SONG!! THANKS @YMH, MADE MY DAY SO DAMNED GOOD!!

[@SEOcompanyMarketing]

Dude that song was an absolute banger 🔥 Bravo 👏👏👏

[@missbaby639]

Great!!

[@kirkepsilon1844]

The Shaman singing Happy Birthday Tom 😂 is the most insane thing

[@kealebogamadimabe131]

😮😮😮😮it’s so cringe and hilarious

[@CADsAnonymous]

The chalice 😫

[@mattcornwell9949]

He’s a rope dropper!! 🤣🤣

[@kevinv2441]

Singing mid climax is wild lmao

[@mjsudela]

I always wonder if anyones came to the thought of me, tom has it in video evidence

[@epicfail82]

My face actually lit up when I heard “good morning Tom” from the king himself 😂 you’ve created your own weird and wacky family guys and I’m so happy to be apart of it. Happy birthday mate, to many more years of feathering it

[@InsomniacIV]

Same happened to me with the other people. It was actually kind of sweet, besides the Shaman 😅

[@MikeyV77]

Opening song is a banger. It matches the music so good.

[@TheBigDaddyK]

Full throttle!

[@DD-ym3nk]

*trottle ​@@TheBigDaddyK

[@TheBigDaddyK]

@@DD-ym3nk Yes my mistake... LOL

[@MoneyMark97]

It doesn't sound nearly as creepy when it's in song lyrics 😂

[@JoeShufferton]

Suno AI ftw

[@94angel007]

R.I.P. Nadav and Fed Smoker. Happy bday water champ❤

[@clintonleonard5187]

That opening song with the slow fade transitions from Christina to Tom dancing was such a vibe. Just want to say thank you for those vibes. Edit: IT WAS AI?!?!?!?! FUUUUUCK WE ARE SO DONE

[@Clyde]

I wonder how Julia would feel if she saw this!🤣🤣🤣🤦‍♂️ she has to relive that every time

[@jasonfesta4809]

Song bangs

[@HTHAWK93]

Didn't they find Julia and asked her about the dude? I feel like I remember that, he went to the front desk of a gym and got her number or something 😂

[@MARLEN446]

Yes, and the only encounter they had was in the parking lot!

[@samcarolladrums3033]

Julia’s head would be in the freezer if she went wit him

[@blairquinn4768]

She’s been on the show, she’s fine

[@jorgegarcia7888]

The whole house came to my room looking at me weird cuz I couldn’t stop laughing at the b-day video😂😂😂😂

[@paulcrowe3383]

I was eating lunch and the last one made my stomach tighten up and I could no longer eat.

[@CheebsCheeby]

Which part? I thought it was a touching tribute.

[@kyleoldham6115]

@@CheebsCheebyI’m with Christina the Chalice did it for me 😂

[@R1squid]

That last one had me dry heaving

[@DomToretto2001]

I couldn’t stop laughing at the throw up video. I was dyiiiiiiing laughing

[@joelhahn1020]

The King's greeting to Tom for his birthday was terrifying. That's the last thing dozens of women have seen.

[@mrgoatman6524]

😂💀

[@mrgoatman6524]

All above 18

[@FrenziedManbeast]

I was really hoping he would have a leather zipper mask on when he finally creeped onto camera.

[@joelhahn1020]

@@FrenziedManbeast It wouldn't be anything sexual though.

[@joelhahn1020]

@@FrenziedManbeast it's nothing sexual though

[@masoncusack]

Between the opening song and Tom's birthday video, this podcast has the biggest and best inside jokes around 😂

[@oliverlang1006]

Never been more proud to be a part of a community like ymh 🫡

[@TwstedLizard]

This GT1 6​@@oliverlang1006

[@locketttanner96]

Tim and Tina spending copious hours roasting the Disney virgin regards really made me lol

[@Splatteringram]

I created an account just so I could gaze upon their faces. An afternoon well spent

[@antwarren2565]

“So I had to use a bottle of water… and used that to wash my ass.” Tim sounded so much like Top Dog when he said that 🥲 ❤

[@f1dgeit189]

DUDE! THE OPENER 😂😂😂😂, biggest goofy smile on my face and cant stop laughing!

[@thewhitedread7572]

Yeah AI is gonna take all our jobs lol

[@Mr.HotDogShirtGuy]

Christina calling people “stunted adults” is RICH

[@johnbonamigo5696]

The sloppers need to be out if its his bday....

[@dustinsanchez7820]

No looks like she needs to get some scrum eating for his 57th

[@markmtb182]

Her big ol' State Droopers

[@mrjones4680]

I definitely agree

[@ejanekendig1984]

Oh my fuck 😂

[@kevind825]

Nobody, even Tom want to see that nightmare.

[@georgieboy_htown4eva4eva]

The shaman singing happy birthday traumatized me for sure.

[@mynamesjeff347]

Christina stop doing ozempic, you literally don’t need it , just workout don’t pig out

[@tinamarie1816]

Nope, they just wanna pay for ozempic, cause it makes them feel more powerful, in money. Nothing like living 💯 in your ego. Trying to make taking ozempic and making fun of fat people your whole joke. Your momma so fat.... Oh, wait, never mind she can afford ozempic. Did I use ozempic as much as this episode used the word ozempic!? Ozempic, ozempic, ozempic....... Oh, OZEMPIC

[@captainrachel]

I'm glad the Nick Simmons Interruption Scandal of 2024 was finally acknowledged.

[@westhompson2340]

Total barn burner beginning…that’s my summer jam now

[@Youngillidan]

Christine is being such a capital R about this losing weight thing. You are rich. Get a dietitian and a chef, have them work in tandem, and just eat what they make you. It’s not F-ing rocket science. Have a little bit of discipline and self control. You won’t feel nauseated all the time. You’ll actually feel confident and good. Might even feel good enough to get off the other medication. You do that and work out you’ll be a completely different person, healthy and happy…. Just a thought, from one R word to another.

[@evenoddprime]

I think the travel is the hardest part because the menus are not consistent if they provide any guidance at all. that's my guess

[@Youngillidan]

It’s really not that hard. Think of food like fuel and stop tapping that well as a pleasure source. Like excuses; you can find water and healthy dishes just about anywhere if you’re looking for them.

[@2blueeyedangels]

I love the camera cut of Christina’s line up of drinks 😅 true WaterChampion!!

[@Eggcellent-lm5sv]

She drinks a lot of alcohol. Often she's drunk on the show. She's like Bert

[@kodyfine8956]

I love that Nick Simmons read the comments on his episode 😂 🤣

[@cyborgbully]

RPC singing Tim happy birthday was better than morning coffee

[@jons8607]

The shaman really tops the cake in this video with his spartan seed!

[@Eggcellent-lm5sv]

It's actually how the ancient samurais gave their masculine birthday wishes

[@wdowns25ify]

I almost threw up

[@miranda1039]

IT CLICKED AT “ PLEASE ERASE HIM FROM YOUR MEMORY “ 😂😂🤣🤣🤣💀

[@danielschiefer1184]

He drank it out of chalice for you Tom! 🤣

[@OneChetatatime]

The first three minutes of this video really made me smile. Thom and Kristine look so happy. Full Trottle!!

[@y.b.i.tribepodcast3839]

Nobody ever sings me happy birthday while jizzing😢

[@sylviajimenez5050]

Lol...I almost threw up 😂

[@thedailymoon8333]

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPY BIIIIIIIIIIIRTHDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYY!!!! AAAhhhhhh....

[@alecwoodruffmusic]

I got you bro

[@sekenamcmurren2217]

Nick and Gene Simmons are the new Abbott and Costello... Hysterical 😆👏🏼

[@juwannablomie]

Loving these intro cuts during the theme song, ever since the cuts to Christina drinking water or the cup itself, I think Enny is quickly making a point why he is worthy of an Academy Award nomination.

[@ericachacon8337]

I love Christy's sweater today... she looks so nice in bright colors! ❤

[@Lina780]

That birthday video was everything!!! Feliz Cumpleanos 🎉🥂

[@norab7432]

41:58 I cackled out loud and have a perma smile on my face thanks to Will Blunderfield 😂❤ HBD Tim.🎉

[@blairquinn4768]

More money than 90% of comedians and twice the ads. Picking up my phone every 5 minutes to fast forward has given me carpal tunnel

[@dub198400]

30:29 Tina’s face drinking water gets me every time lol

[@africanCandy]

"keep on bustin" into Will was nasty work😂😂😂

[@Pestsoutwest]

When I met my wife, My wife's age was 26, she was a virgin, and she was a college graduate. My age was 32, I was a divorced dad, and I was working in the oilfields. I WIN! Thats how it works right?

[@Pestsoutwest]

Maybe it's more like she looses... lol

[@joebreakerx]

Shout out the panning shot of the shelves during the intro

[@mc.tendie2018]

jean was prob picking her nose again and they needed filler! she's always so nasty!

[@thebutanewayne]

the booth boys are really taking creative risks lately, some truly powerful imagery

[@joebreakerx]

@@thebutanewayne powerful stuff

[@Ashley-yp4yt]

Gene Simmons son interrupting him was perfect 😂

[@Straightedge63]

i love seeing Enny just vibing to the song

[@debramartinez890]

NOT THE SHAMAN WITH THE VOCALS!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂🥳🥳🥳

[@ntutino1980]

They should throw in some unseen Fedsmoker videos. Haven’t seen him on the show in ages

[@TayHumes92]

Fredsmoker died on the side of the road

[@ntutino1980]

@@TayHumes92 he died doing what he loved.

[@gleb3841]

@@TayHumes92there are still treasure troves of undiscovered Fedsmoker videos

[@peteylist3856]

Thanks!

[@matthewkoesy6774]

Just waking up on a random Wednesday to a new YMH episode and witnessing the best intro song ever.

[@jjay_jupiter]

Happy Birthday to us. That was so nice, odd and confusing. The perfect birthday messages from all the GOATs of YMH!

[@ZZtop479]

Christine lookin cute this episode

[@Eggcellent-lm5sv]

Ozempic

[@erikjames3361]

Had to pause the video to say all the B-Day shout outs were actually very touching and sweet. Even the fu&@ed up ones 😭 literally brought a tear to my eye. Plus ERNIE F-ING HUDSON?????? You kids have finally made it lol ❤️❤️❤️ love to you all, and of course, happy birthday Tommy!!!!

[@harrisonong]

Opening the show with an absolute BANGER 💀

[@Catrell]

Ciao, baby. Mwah!

[@SubliminalXIII]

Full trottle!

[@SenorShrimpVR]

Got my vasectomy today! Thank you for easing my nerves with such a wonderful wholesome episode. They were burning my right sack side while the shaman came, magical.

[@shit_tiger]

Congratulations on the vasectomy! Enjoy your guilt free cream pies!

[@BorisBidjanSaberi11]

THEY GOT THE 600LB LIFE DOCTOR LMFAOOOO

[@karldiem7551]

The wakanda forever line and pose , had me dying 😆 🤣 😂

[@guilhermeraposo6080]

Man, gotta love the jeans community, homey found the first legit use case for AI.

[@SubliminalXIII]

I try, lol, I try

[@matt.denney]

We need a Julia interview soooooo badly.

[@benfisher.awesome]

They did one

[@matt.denney]

@@benfisher.awesome no shit?? Do you remember which episode?

[@kayceehill7157]

The birthday cameo was everything 😂

[@oliverlang1006]

The rap at the end of the song really pulled it together. Joe already has a 2005 vibe about him, and that song being so 2005 was perfect 😂😂😂

[@stephenpalmer8054]

Happy Bertday Tim!

[@MattYellows]

This shows that the only way people can make crazy love rants not result in a restraining order is to make it into a banger. This song is 🔥🔥🔥

[@allanjim3]

Good Morning Julia song is fire! 🔥🔥

[@dalelane1948]

RPC is real entertainer! The man can really sing! Triple threat on the paint!

[@untilsomeday8962]

Seeing Dr. Now got me starstruck 😮 🤩😮

[@slaybrhamlincoln3980]

Dude Tom hit the nail on the head with the vacation and travel partner spiel. I was miserable every time I went on vacation with my ex wife. I am a tradesman, so I’m working a physically demanding job 6 days, 60 hrs a week. All I want to do on vacation is eat and relax. I don’t want to go to the beach and be miserably hot. I want to go to the mountains in the late fall and sit in a hot tub or go to NOLA and eat for a week straight.

[@joeofoysterbay7197]

Couldn't be more true

[@casualwater698]

You're not lying. I went to Vegas for 4 days with two friends. I was excited to hit some restaurants, but nothing fancy. They ate one meal and sat in the room and did drugs the rest of the time. I was on my own the whole trip. They thought I was the weird one. We haven't talked much since then.

[@BorisBidjanSaberi11]

Ozempic when you barely exercise means tina is going to hurt the other leg

[@merrimackvalleyblackdog45]

She's exhausting

[@krisdoke]

Ya, she's a liability. Time to get the new wife.

[@noahgarcia3586]

After 7 years of listening, I finally gagged while watching. 😂 I’m sure you can guess the timestamp. Jesus man, what a gift. Outstanding job to Christina and the YMH team.

[@CodyLundinsShoes]

That settles it. I'm naming my next kid "Girandola" 🤘🏻🤘🏻👖👖

[@ianwillis5292]

the good morning julia song killed me. i love this fkn show

[@greenpilltheory6649]

Happy birthday to my favorite Japanese comedian. SEGURA!!!

[@gnarlyshark42]

seeeguuura

[@marcellavedin1996]

Best intro to this podcast EVER! They way Tom looks at his wife, and she looked at him? LOVE! I've never seen Tom look mushy lovey before! Adorable. Thank you and happy birthday, Tom!

[@vischetty7736]

‘Just let me eatcha’ is going to be awesome by these guys 😂

[@jeremyrowlettmusic]

Love how they just revealed those profiles at the end of the show lmao!!!

[@bobbyknuckles6380]

1:31:02 I was not ready for the uncensored flashbang 😂

[@noTrenKing]

lmao fr someone fucked up

[@MOHAWKris8]

Love how you could see the actual people at the end!!!😂😂😂

[@snapees]

Can we get a link to that track??? I want to go Full Trot-Fullll Trotttle 🎶

[@racheller8753]

I love all the people that said Happy Birthday to Tom what a treat!! ❤❤

[@alexeilindes7507]

Happy birthday, Bert's shirted friend ! Be sure to not pat your staff and make fun of poor people today!

[@DuffMan1024]

The barf clip was the icing on the birthday cake 😂 💀

[@masterofallgoons]

I was so disappointed to learn that the Good Morning Julia song was made by AI...

[@shit_tiger]

If you like pop music, I have bad news for you 😂

[@0taku514]

Taking my kids and seeing their joy at Disneyland is pretty amazing. The amount of hate for Disneyland by Tom and his sidekick shows some pretty gnarly insecurities from their childhood

[@0taku514]

Since they seem to act like they know everything about psychology and peoples reasonings. Feel like this pod is becoming less entertaining

[@crashjz]

@@0taku514 dont listen then?

[@16100AA]

Love the fact they didn't blur the faces of rope dropers at the end 😅😂

[@ejanekendig1984]

Halleluyer I found the comment I was looking for! LITERALLY gasped when I saw it 😮😅

[@chrisrobinson2180]

The conversation at 27 min is the reason I’ve been watching this show for 10 plus years. 👖

[@cristianlopez6372]

X-tina out here shitting on Disney adults, not realizing that Disney Goths exist and gather every year on a day called Bat Day.

[@Keeith7]

My birthday was May 11th , Tom being a Taurus makes a lot of sense . We're pretty evil lmaooo . Happy birthday Tom!!!!

[@john-s7p9i]

The shaman birthday song 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@dougfontana4199]

Nick proved the only way to react successfully is to laugh at yourself, good for you man you’re as much a Mommy as any of us. Respect and Hate from San Diego

[@jesusarzate6723]

I like how pissed off Christina got with the barff video hahaha

[@CarlosLeon-kb1ny]

Y’all going in on the Disney daters was amazing please do it again😂

[@SalaciousBCrumb-md3lk]

The chiropractor wearing a MMA glove is a RED FLAG!! LOL

[@honeygoldbaby702]

Happy 65th birthday Tommybuns! Hate from Vegas

[@jinandjuuice]

The entire segment with the Disney dating site needs to go down in internet hall of fame, Love from Seattle!

[@CraigSmith-qq3sr]

Enny looks like he's in a bad mood today 😮

[@1DonnnieAkin]

FULL TROTTLE,ABSOLUTELY MAGIC!

[@zach_diecast_mansur]

NOOOOO, DON'T DO THE OZEMPIES!!!

[@Nevereverlether]

BEST CAST I'VE SEEN EVER. OMG. THE BDAY TOAST WAS THE BEST

[@matthewsommerville88]

Opening Song was AI…..damn. Glad I’m just a basement musician because I’d be freaked out if it was my career.

[@marlonjennings2093]

It was significantly better than any previous fan submission. We are fucked as a species

[@matthewsommerville88]

@@marlonjennings2093 Yep pretty much.

[@weltenunder]

could tell you're not a musician since you didn't notice how sht the song sounded 🤣🤣

[@weltenunder]

​@@marlonjennings2093comparing an intelligent AI to the lobotomized fans and viewers of this sentient prolapse of a podcast is extremely generous and kind hearted of you to do. like a nurse caring for a virgin soldier who just had his puny little cck blown off by an IED.

[@tiggybiggy9929]

Here's my thing tho. All the classic bangers. I've heard alot of these songs over a range of different podcasts using sona. The thing is they lack emotion. They lack the emotion all these bangers over the years contain. They all sound like boring pop songs you hear on the radio. I've yet to hear ai make a ballad. Ai could never hall and oats or toto.

[@TwistedSense]

Lol Tom remembering M-80's... Im over here stoked about running around with pockets full of M-120's lolol

[@H3atherK4y]

Omg that song has me singing at work "full trottle! Trottle! Babe!" 😅

[@Eggcellent-lm5sv]

You are a handsome woman

[@H3atherK4y]

@@Eggcellent-lm5sv 😂 thank you

[@Jokesonyou123]

@@H3atherK4yso beautiful, I would send you a message like Julia got for sure.

[@Eggcellent-lm5sv]

@@H3atherK4y You are welcome. Can I make a banana split?

[@Mualindsey]

I looked over at my husband and asked if Nadav was taking Ozempic, forgetting that he’s not on this pod anymore hahahaha.

[@daegiovanni5864]

that birthday reel was legit amazing... how special! the Shaman's got fuckin pipes, man!