Ep. 86 | 2 Bears, 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Felipe Esparza

[@townsendmiller345]

“We still gotta tell jokes though”… hell of an episode here. This is gold

[@egyptmachine]

Jeez, the story about his wife losing their babies, his daughter, his mom. Please life give this poor man and his family a fucking break. 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼

[@doughbizzie5]

That's the karma man. Keep that away from 2 bears one cave. Next Burnt Chrysler is going to get COVID-19

[@egyptmachine]

@@doughbizzie5 you mean he hasn’t had it yet?

[@sicksamurai]

At least he has his sense of humor…

[@OUTLAWinTX]

Felipe went into that story deep on The Honeydew with Ryan Sickler. Go check that out, youll see another side of Felipe. He really is a great dude.

[@robinsharkey6658]

Burnt fuckin' Chrysler 😂👌

[@GawrshDarn]

For everything Felipe is going through while still being hilarious is inspiring. Stay strong, foo 💪

[@GS-ek3ct]

What's going on with him I'm not informed

[@GawrshDarn]

@@GS-ek3ct He says it about two thirds of the way into the pod incase you don't want it to be spoiled.

[@well_as_an_expert_id_say]

@@GS-ek3ct His frank and beans are just too massive, it's compressing the disks in his spine every time he walks

[@GS-ek3ct]

@@GawrshDarn thanks

[@GS-ek3ct]

@Ding Lao Bing Lao you're mexican

[@cleech74]

Damn. Felipe is wearing the most appropriate shirt for what he’s been going through recently. Wishing some positivity on him & his family.

[@nulledpixel]

You got to admire how upbeat Felipe is despite the sad story's he tells on all these podcasts.

[@Aaronlovesmusic970]

I definitely agree check out honeydew podcast the episodes eith Jason Ellis the most intense fucked stories Ive ever heard and dude stays the same way it's crazy shit helps people like me with mad trauma realize its the past and now you HAVE to laugh at it

[@alijahtucker4673]

tragic shit makes for a great comedian sad but true

[@nulledpixel]

@@Aaronlovesmusic970 yep he was great on Honeydew as well.

[@arsonist12]

Just proof that comedy is the best medicine.

[@karsonturpie1560]

That trait goes with success. If nothing can keep you down, life can only get better!

[@BMcLbk]

Never really seen Tom get emotional. Felipe is a G. Two of my favorite comedians ever, Legendary.

[@ronny9290]

Prayers to Felipe man. This guy made me laugh so hard so many times this guy was my therapist. Prayers and keep on pushing 🇺🇸 🇲🇽 💪🏽

[@mysteradio]

big up to this

[@colosseo7827]

I'd love to see Joey Diaz in this discussion just to hear the maniacal laughter and watch Tom hyperventilate. Felipe is a grade A guest.

[@jacobrouton7709]

Been on fire lately with Queef Normand, Godfrey, and now Felipe. No disrespect to Brent Kurshna but this is S tier content these past few episodes.

[@EmporerPurple]

Felipe is one of few, like Joey Diaz, with the best, roughest laugh that's just amazing 😅

[@jeffbettencourt6263]

Watching him and uncle Joey together was touching the sun

[@angelgjr1999]

@@jeffbettencourt6263 Remember the early days of the church of what’s happening now? When Felipe and Joey got in trouble because the smell of weed and the office next door complained!

[@Terriblegolfer16]

He’s like Joey Diaz minus the compulsive lying

[@jeffbettencourt6263]

@@Terriblegolfer16 you’re a momo

[@giovannymurillo1405]

Cc’d

[@ItsJoKeZ]

am I the only one thinking bert has been better and better each episode recently? it's like he's a whole new guy

[@urbanmouseification]

The guy is truly a master of accents.

[@SuperRand13]

Was about to say the same thing! I guess rehab is paying off!!

[@brianjones2439]

Bert has really brought the funny lately.😛

[@biguprochester]

Bent Crysure has been killing it last few episodes

[@ethanguest6762]

About to take a fat dip next week, b.

[@Tacit_Tern]

Felipe Esparza is an American treasure.

[@inerevaraskedforthis]

I don't know why, but these last few episodes have been so much better.

[@AndreySomov1]

I wonder why

[@jacobrouton7709]

@@AndreySomov1 Cause Mark Normand is a Queef worth keeping, and Godfrey was a pleasant, hilarious surprise. The Ethan Klein episode was meh. He's good at what he does but he's not funny and was really trying to just dawg Brent because he doesn't have material but wanted to seem "in" on the joke with regards to Bruce. I'd rather have Bryce than Ethan K.

[@well_as_an_expert_id_say]

@@jacobrouton7709 Beautifully put, and I agree 100%. Every episode was killer except for the Ethan guy unfortunately. I can understand the appeal on some small level, but he's just not my cup of tea at all. I have a feeling a majority of ymh fans share that sentiment, that comment section was a shitshow lol

[@no-xr8wv]

meh, they've been pretty unimpressive, esp that Godfrey ep. But I can appreciate how you'd conclude the absence of Burnt Chrysler is an improvement.

[@ext93]

@@jacobrouton7709 I've never watched h3 besides a few short clips on youtube but I have an instinctive dislike of Ethan. Idk why

[@j.r.w7636]

When this podcast started i would of never guessed I’d be tearing up. Positive ass dude going through so much.

[@HomeofTheChampions]

FELIPE IS A STRONG PERSON WITH ALL THE TRAGEDY IN HIS LIFE AND STILL GIVING US LAUGHTER.

[@AncientHijinks]

That's real

[@cambojones3100]

what tragedy did he have i only seen a handful of his podcasts

[@AncientHijinks]

@@cambojones3100 it's better if you see/hear him explain it himself, he touches on multiple things from the past and present.

[@Jllr72]

Tom: so what gang were you? Like crips? Felipe: Nah we mexican 😂😂😂

[@ajmunkay]

🤣

[@ellobo8623]

That shit was funny AF!! 🤣

[@SuperRand13]

The accent from Burnt is a bit racist in this one, but I wouldn't expect anything less!

[@withcharlie6059]

Took a sec for me to get this lol

[@dustinosborn4068]

He looks a bit slimmer with a tan.

[@andywall4952]

Could be worse. He could have had a dog with him. We all know what Brent does with dogs…

[@zapatababoibarra95]

#bertisracist

[@salacious_manque]

Piss on me, beat me, home here now.

[@zacharyhendershott]

A brother that doesn’t think so well, holy fuck that was perfect

[@PinkuStyle]

my fuking stomach hurts HAHAHH

[@Just0wnedEsport]

im in tears bro

[@Z-pizzle23]

Im fucjin crying that was the absolute best way to describe that 😂😂😂

[@GFHarmy]

Literally almost crashed on my bike when I heard it hahaha

[@victorlongoria451]

Time stamp? xD

[@andrewhogan6533]

Saw Esparza’s special a few years ago worth a look, he’s underrated

[@amerik556]

Felipe on the church was great too

[@andrewhogan6533]

What the fuck in Usnavy? You mean US Navy?

[@ismichi]

He likely gets overlooked by those seeking rapid fires (he's a slow calm), but he's for sure promising and a joy to listen to 🙏

[@well_as_an_expert_id_say]

@@amerik556 tremendous 💯

[@fredrechidmyleg]

His latest special was fucking hilarious

[@Mixedserpintine]

Something to learn from someone like Felipe, having all that heart ache in his life and he’s still that positive. Crazy

[@EvilLin_78]

Bawling my eyes out...was not expecting that blow! So sorry to hear about Felipe's daughter, I am praying for you and your family. Sending so much 💓

[@user-fm3fr2jf7u]

Same. Crying so hard. So much love to Felipe and his whole family 🤍

[@projectbiscuits8777]

Love from someone that call themselves evil lmao thats rich🤣

[@elijah2118]

He's such a genuine person. Wow. All love. You can see it & feel it.

[@NSRKracing]

Most underrated podcast “what’s up foo”

[@alexisnaranjo]

"Bro is there any way I could get free tickets to your show?" Felipe: "I don't feel comfortable with that kind of back luck coming to my show." Oh a good ass laugh. Darker the better

[@zyourzgrandzmaz]

I like when he's randomly on the Eric Andre show

[@Nicholascagesmandolin]

I like that he's the Co-Co host that never wears a shirt. It's like an acid trip

[@Corkoth55]

Belipe belipe belipe

[@groovyhippyman]

Little bright out here for you mang.

[@erdnasiul87]

BRICK!

[@AncientHijinks]

We need him on Eric Andre permanente!

[@richardsaechao5564]

I would love to see a documentary on Felipes upbringing. The obstacles hes endured. How he found comedy. It would definitely be a rollercoaster of emotions.

[@eblair1899]

“He’s married to a white women now, so he’s doin good” probably eating plenty of moose soup. Watching boat racing

[@monkeywang9972]

Fuck! He’s doing good

[@nicksilver_music]

"Son of a b!tch... You guys are doing goood." lol Wish Dr Drew would address the possible Tourette syndrome... Am I right or am I right? 💩

[@devindailey598]

is that Charlie?!

[@Signorellielli]

Ninja tune my man

[@darnsmall]

fuck I miss Solid Steel!!!!

[@guyledouche6039]

Skip to ---> 2:44 Skip ad read--> 26:30 Skip 2nd ad read--> 49:09 Skip last ad read--> 1:11:53

[@khrashingphantom9632]

Thanks you!

[@guyledouche6039]

@@khrashingphantom9632 you're most welcome!

[@thatoldserpent851]

You're like a lazier timestamp guy lol

[@guyledouche6039]

@@thatoldserpent851 yeah except I do it across a dozen different podcasts & I also don't ask people to listen to my shitty music for my "service". I just post ad skips so people can save 15 minutes of their day which speaking of, have a good one. 👋

[@abrahamjenkins432]

Felipe is amazing. Having such tragedy in his life. And still somehow finding comedy in it. Not only is he laughing in the face of adversity. But he's also sharing that laughter with his fans. What an inspiring guy. My heart goes out to him and his family, wishing them peace and brighter days !

[@Rcalderon518]

Dam Felipe has a bad ass attitude for his circumstances going on currently

[@maxrabkin]

Rumor is that if Felipe and Joey Diaz laugh in the same room, the building collapses.

[@dumplingsboi3906]

Tremendous!!!

[@kazoshay]

THERMITE PAINT

[@oiitzME1266]

@@kazoshay tower 7 bro

[@blamethemonkey784]

Man. Staying funny thru what he's going through is inspiring. Stay strong homie

[@BackwaterSocrates1415]

Felipe’s optimism going through all that he is in his life is amazing, love to hear it.

[@BACNandEGGS]

Tom wears hats like that old asian guy who gets them from his grandkids.

[@rickymendoza6173]

Prayers to your daughter dude.

[@clintonbrendle6843]

Man i was literally laughing and enjoying every minute of this podcast but then his story about miscarriages destroyed me because ive been in his shoes the same number of times with my wife. Hearing also about his daughter was equally tough. Stay Strong Brother

[@sammyjoel123490]

Felipe is a great example of perseverance in the face of true hardship. Makes me respect him so much...

[@cliquefresco3057]

Felipe has been my favorite comedian for the longest and hearing all the things he’s going through while staying upbeat and happy is inspiring!

[@AventurasDelYaquesito]

When Felipe was talking about his daughter and his life i was waiting for him to ask Tom for free tickets to his show😅

[@bearded_z0mbiegaming108]

They would approve of this comment. 😂🤣👍👏👏🤮

[@MINTYFRESH650]

Send that love over to Felipe y'all. Gotta admire his strength, honesty, and courage in everything he does. Even after bringing me to tears he still got me laughing like he always has and always will

[@faithbuddahluva974]

Felipe is my inspiration. I’m going to think about this pod for ever. “What about jokes tho” right after telling devastating story. This is my mindset to get through the hard times.

[@gregcassady5821]

Felipe is a gem. Hunting out everything he has done after this

[@matthewgonzalez2521]

I wish nothing but the absolute best for Felipe in his life, he’s been thru so much shit and still is so positive and comforting

[@oggaspack7971]

This was such a funny episode. Felipe is so funny, his delivery is so natural... hilarious!

[@sergioolivera1258]

Felipe is such an amazing comic and a great person. So many stories so many experiences. This was such a great episode

[@MrNicvdb]

Bert got really tanned while he was away.

[@blake219]

Justin Trudeau??

[@nathanielvargas3863]

And a lot better looking

[@chriswilson3698]

Grew his hair out too

[@jemiiam]

i thought serbia was a cold low UV ray place...His accent got thickkk asf too 😂🤣

[@akewlen2888]

Lost some weight too.

[@Clouddddxjzjs552]

Man that was so sad about his daughter. I'm sorry for them

[@NegativeRasin]

Tom should get a Jennifer Aniston look alike to come on for burnt when hes at rehab

[@manuelangel7292]

His name is Bruce not burnt

[@lifefruit9917]

She needs a couple dudes with her y’know for.. protection

[@brianh748]

Or just send a good photoshop of her cohosting 2 Bears and wait for him to go insane.

[@1boredom2strikes3]

@@manuelangel7292 BRYCE, jesus people, I know its just a joke to you all, but his name is Bryce damnit

[@EliteWarrior13]

Damn i cried a little hearing about his daughter, they are so strong to be able to stay positive like that

[@davidjacquez965]

When Felipe said, "...he didn't think so well" , I almost choked on my Takis and weed. VIVA MEXICO!!! 😄👍🇲🇽

[@crabslabbabs]

This felipe guy is one of the funniest people i have ever heard. He's on a joey diaz or theo von level of funny when it come to off the cuff humor

[@Mrpolobop]

Tom and felipe need a podcast together LOVED this episode

[@thereallastoneleft1576]

I admire your ability to keep smiling and laughing through something like this. Stay strong and know that you are never alone Felipe. I'll keep you and your loved ones in my prayers.

[@lovemacheen9189]

"Musta been waiting for a upper management job in prison" funniest shot I heard in a good, good while.

[@eddie_m8a491]

Tom really got the feels when Felipe told him about his daughter. I would too tbh.

[@007phokus]

Felipe is f**kin hilarious, saw him live in San Jose…

[@Agent28Rock]

Two of my favorite comedians. This episode made me so happy

[@Ryan82288]

It’s like tom stole Felipes hat and won’t give it back

[@mrs.h2725]

I'd rather have Whitney

[@tylito4764]

Finally a creative comment.

[@petero1917]

Talk about tears. Felipe’s daughter and family are in our prayers.

[@dilloncoleman480]

Felipe is like Joey Diaz's little brother holy crap this guy makes me cry laughing

[@JB-kg1zv]

The only difference to me is I actually believe Felipe's stories, Joey comes off as a guy who's watched the sopranos too many times and has concocted some fantasy life for himself where hes some tough guy.

[@courtneyl1147]

I love his strength so much and what a good friend you are to him. Prayers to his family. All the love to both of you

[@ben6720]

I can’t believe Burt is now doing brown face, his fame has really gotten to him!

[@NSRKracing]

Weak ass joke😂

[@JeremyGBranch]

@@NSRKracing get it? Because the first thing that someone does when they get a little fame is put on a little brown face... solid.

[@PepsiTattooman]

@@JeremyGBranch I love watching you and Holden review shows and movies.

[@JeremyGBranch]

@@PepsiTattooman hey thanks!

[@buckeyegirl16]

"He didn't think so well" is one of the funniest throw away lines I've heard in awhile 😂😂😂

[@myinfamousself]

"We still gotta say jokes tho!" 😭😢🤣😂

[@YGOFosho]

I just wanted to say to Tom that despite this being a comedy podcast, I was engrossed in Felipes story and found it to be both moving and entertaining. It almost sets you both up for a punchline once the serious moment passes. Refreshing, intriguing, and my 3rd viewing.

[@zakkholguin3942]

21:25 I laughed so hard my boss told me to chill out 😆

[@chrisycar298]

This was a really good interview, a lot of Laughs, reflection on real life. The chemistry between them was cool. Felipe kept it real, nice to see that.

[@budzill]

"He had a brother that didn't think so well." BRUH I'm dying with how he phrases things LOLOLOL

[@PJs]

I’m all for paying for the live shows, I just wish we got to listen to them longer then 7 days because it takes me a few days to listen to the full 4 hours. I usually end up missing like the last 30 minutes or something

[@jessicadanner6784]

Would be cool if you could choose to "rent" or "buy"/download

[@Gunline_Chief]

Dude, this is one of the best podcast episodes I’ve seen...Felipe and you have a great vibe together...awesome shit gents

[@laurencaracappa6098]

First time hearing of Felipe and he’s absolutely hilarious.

[@audiolos]

if you ever herd of Gabriel's Iglesias stand up he talks about he's friend Felipe this is him.

[@JoeyJonesandfriends]

that "bagging" part is completely accurate! I grew up in East LA, Lincoln Heights area, and middle school 98' I was doing the same shit like he's saying. Too funny!

[@davidvalentino6917]

Can we leave that other alcoholic, self-destructive, over-talkative bear in Serbia and bring on this majestic, Mexican beast of a comedian?

[@kevinmunyasya4528]

Praying for Felipe’s family, Love his positivity, it was very motivating to keep pushing forward. Missing Bert but being introduced to these new comics has been amazing.

[@fabianarizmendi5481]

Woke up depressed, that changed now. I’ve always seen Felipe being around comics I like but this opened me up to him, arriba la raza

[@inappropriatern8060]

My Mexican wife just said she understands why people doubted Felipe's Mexican heritage..."He looks more Al Qaeda than Al Pastor." 😂😂 I definitely married up.

[@u_cant_catch_up3855]

Hims really does work ! Look at Bert's locks !!!

[@Mario-td2kp]

Felipe’s the realest 😂 “so wassup Batman “

[@ItsJoKeZ]

the weed strain is "thai sticks" and is well known for the long sticks of bud. super classic strain and an awesome little bit of info from him, what a dope guest.

[@blakegebauer76]

"Yeah man, tied sticks, you know that stuff thats tied to a stick"

[@ext93]

@@blakegebauer76 I remember reading some article and also heard from my friends dad that people used to sell "Thai stick" as buds tied around a small stick with thread. In fact if you Google it you will get plenty of images showing them. I think it is both a strain and a preparation thing people do

[@nickwilson2872]

@@ext93 I heard the same from my stepdad. But I never understood why they sold it like that instead of just throwing it in a bag

[@mikeythompson8331]

For real it was TIED TO STICKS

[@thomasparra18]

Holy shit man!! 😆😆😆 How'd I miss this part Felipe is on fire in this one.. he hit allllll the people groups...

[@funkmachine9094]

"he had a brother that didn't think so well" that shit floored me lmao

[@crysis163]

This dude is hilarious , haven’t laughed this much for a minute, thanks Tim

[@Tbss77]

Tim

[@alfonsobarrera1759]

I feel Felipe. My wife got diagnosed with cancer in 2017. We were 31 years old...my daughter was 5 at that time....that illness shook our lives. 😢 The cancer went to her bones also and last year it started to spread to her brain but she is a fighter and has not given up. Thank God I still have her...today is our 11 year anniversary.

[@rufflesdan]

God Bless

[@thetragicschoolbuspodcast]

Felipe "He did a show for a kid who was dying for like, the make a wish foundation you know. Made the kid super happy, took him and his family to dinner. The kid ending up dying eventually" Tom -Snorts*

[@thetragicschoolbuspodcast]

Classic Tom

[@jessedrake5385]

This is one of thee top five *BEST*. 2bears one cave episode ever!!

[@pincheneo]

His life story gets me every time. Like a west coast odessy

[@TheOTA101]

Felipe you are a real inspiration, I know you'll never read this but I would have loved to be able to hear someone stay as positive as you in that situation when my brother was sick. I will be praying for your family

[@jlbolinger3927]

Gotta love the "have a awesome summer " beer ad right after. " Yeah my daughter has terminal cancer" living life 365 over here

[@HumannMutt]

"I have to paint pictures, big dog" lmao I love Felipe l, he reminds me of so many of my dads relatives

[@tylerday7465]

The one and only time Yakima will get a shout out 😂

[@austinhise8386]

YTC sucks but i never went to town lol

[@jayknight139]

What's a Yakima?

[@mello6311]

@@jayknight139 City in Washington state. It's also known as The Palm Springs of Washington in its advertising but it's a goddamn lie lmao. I live 15 mins from Yaks and some of it is okay like West Valley but everywhere else is just a garbage dump.

[@taylormckinney5961]

Lol I laughed at that. I’m from the Yakima Valley

[@jmigoyo321]

That and roof racks..

[@cmorebeats]

Damn. Huge fan of you Felipe, hearing you open up and still have such an amazing ability to express yourself in a way that people are used to hit me to the core. Wish you and your family all the best and keep doing you brother!

[@bhill5535]

When Brent comes back, I’m gonna be a saaad panda

[@the1mexicant]

Better than a sexual harassment panda

[@MojoJakeJo]

Felipe is the man. Thanks for opening up like this, while simultaneously being one of the most hilarious guests on here. It means a lot to more people than you might think.

[@steel12fire8]

Thank god, I thought it was Schaub this week

[@justinlake6604]

Beat me to it. Such a sigh of relief to see it wasn't him.

[@zacknunns242]

Hes a crazy example of an industry plant, cudnt make it in football, was sub par in mma, terrible comedian but he gets the rub from hbo, luke thomas nd joe rogan nd continues to get platforms without actually being successful at any of it lol

[@rams812]

I'm hoping that Nadav's inability to do anything right leads to the permanent deletion of that filming & audio. So we can be saved, and Nadav can finally do something unintentionally right

[@Mclovin69420]

@@zacknunns242 he’s a good Analyst for casuals and people who are getting into ufc but other than that...

[@well_as_an_expert_id_say]

@@zacknunns242 He's 100% a sped but I wouldn't call him a sub par fighter tbh, he knocked out prime Cro Cop viciously and accurately

[@TheBri87]

This was extremely entertaining. Hearing Felipe’s stories reminded me a lot of my childhood in LA in the 90s. Prayers to Felipe and his family🙏🏻

[@Birdytheword98]

Listened the first time totally engaged laughing my ass off. Listened the 2nd time to put myself down for a nap.

[@velvet_thunder1835]

"He had a brother that didnt think so well" lmfao i laughed till i cried

[@MalorieMelts]

Not me realizing Tom asks the questions and leads the interview on every podcast he goes on 😂😂😂

[@michaelortiz2588]

It’s hard for Tom to lead with Bert constantly rambling

[@queenieqt2033]

He has alot of podcasts im sure its second nature lol

[@Mercurychyld1]

Wow, this is awesome! Two of my favorites, especially both Latinos, yes! We need so much more representation. So funny and handsome these two. Right on! 😊🌹👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

[@mattlucas6440]

Felipe's stories are better than Bert's and actually real not just amphetamine induced rambling. These shows have been so great recently!

[@Wiggles_vs._snuggles]

Even when I take all the amphetamines, I don't get as dumb and disjointed as Braff. We might need to ask Dr Drew, but I think there is a sprinkle of dillusion too

[@ext93]

Bert's on stims??

[@lindboknifeandtool]

Is Bert on addy? I usually assume every entertainer is. It makes ppl without ADHD annoying as fuck.

[@Revolution1117]

@@ext93 Never heard about or hear him say anything about stimulants, plus he's always worried about his heart, so I doubt it. BUT, if you didn't know him, when he gets REALLY wound up you'd think he was on something. I've known calmer tweakers than Bret. I honestly think he may be ADHD, bi-polar or something else after listening & watching him him over the years.

[@ext93]

@@Revolution1117 I figured he wasn't on them considering how he reacted when ari dosed him and his fears about heart issues. Unless he takes them regularly and was especially afraid because the mdma would compound its effects. Whatever, I don't want to speculate too much since it's not really our business anyway lol

[@Gcm42011]

I relate to Felipe a lot..those deep dark thoughts when you’re coming off something and depressed..that feeling a lone sucks