Your Mom's House Podcast - Ep. 432

[@joshtruman377]

Christina is so eastern block, that she survived a war that was before her parents time

[@rickyspanish2179]

WAIT SHES HUNGARIAN??? SHES NEVER SAIDDDD

[@nicksilver_music]

Im gonna the douchebag 3 years later that replies "You're forgetting Genetic Memory" lol Man I feel like a cool guy for this reply 🙄

[@Corkoth55]

Eastern blocker mommy of two goth Angelino water champ Jean

[@karenamyx2205]

@@nicksilver_music This ain't Assassin's Creed, big goofy

[@slumwavakaghxulish9152]

Paused midpodcast to watch the new stand up. Tom is the best. Water champ hands down.

[@owenmyers3138]

I miss salomay

[@bennett1994]

Me too Stanima, me too

[@Ian-ci8or]

#Metoo

[@Derek_Keenan]

I don’t know why piss on me and beat me is so funny, but it is 😂

[@JamesIbis]

Try it out

[@eleafy7889]

I also find absurdity funny and don't know why. I also cry when I'm sad and I don't know why.

[@austi16]

You get a room and a lease

[@karenamyx2205]

@@eleafy7889 Puss

[@justinkincade8057]

Tina is straight glassin with those spectacles.

[@shaneupton1656]

so much glass just slippin along

[@swettyspaghtti]

Christina " i never get sick i'm eastern block " Pazsitzky .

[@Le_Petomane]

Great this worn out shit joke has rolled into the mommies too.

[@SyphexGaming]

Hey, much love no hate.

[@Le_Petomane]

Your right Jean but its not my fault, its the machines within

[@audrasupernova]

T.C.J B I thought the same. Talk about beating a dead horse...

[@ZChoate]

I love the Joe “ “ Rogan joke at this point purely because how many people violently hate it.

[@jordanpelton4463]

Hey YOU GUYS ARE DOING GOOD!

[@whootywhoots]

Love watching the old mommies. Bringing down the house with Queen Latifah and Steve Martin was hilarious af!!! One of my favorite comedies

[@jesselucero4581]

Still waiting on that Theo Von episode.

[@leedaryl]

Jesse Lucero onward! 💙

[@matthenry2564]

He's funny but he just makes shit up . Crazy how no one's been like for real that really happened? Still love Theo tho he got some funny verbiage

[@leedaryl]

Matt Henry lmao!! So true 🙃

[@MXP250]

Theo is next epic comic to blow the fuck up.

[@fullmetalheel]

The wall around Louisiana is going to make that difficult.

[@tyguy2757]

Show starts at 3:30

[@tyguy2757]

Yeah its alot to hear it every time. And i feel like they should do there tour dates at the end not the start. But meh easy work around.

[@daviszollars3356]

Daniel Kintigh That's the joke lol

[@maxcutlip]

I wish there was a sticky of this on every ep

[@michaelwoods9052]

Ahhh I wish they were all over two hours. I love waking up and having hours of content to watch of you guys. And the shits definalty push the farts out.

[@GOLDZEALOT]

Being a natural ginger I was never offended at the copious amount of crap I was given in high school because of the south park stuff. But the point of my comment is that people need to understand jokes. P.S. The stand up was amazing!

[@gotz2grind]

#PrayForBert

[@bananafingerguns7212]

Good to see my mothers returning to their roots

[@eleafy7889]

being pregnant?

[@Shlobalobadingdong]

Hearing Christina struggle to breathe was my favorite part of the show.

[@lafredasias5286]

Tom, you are my boy! I marched in a HBCU band in college - Jackson State University. Go Tigers! 🐯

[@soniaduhh87]

This is relationship goals.

[@blamerobb]

Anyone else notice the Subaru rumble during the machines within heat rap?

[@maxcutlip]

Boxer time

[@knarfdog8313]

What's up with the dark arts ? Need Theo von on asap.

[@johnnie543]

Frak zilla Yeah dude it's about time the Gucci gang gangster and the mommies get that hittah together

[@knarfdog8313]

I think it would be one of the funniest podcast episodes but, who know. Maybe daddy jeans and Theo don't vibe like we want them to.

[@johnnie543]

Frak zilla Try it out. Maybe Daddy Mommy can get confirmation that Cajuns aren't as retarded as we think

[@r.i.plimjahey9109]

Doubt he will ever come on

[@rebelleparrish4937]

I was born and raised in baton rouge and that bit was fantastic. I don't live there anymore.

[@travis2050]

I started watching this episode right as my massive dose of marijuana edibles kicked in. Hi Mommy. Thanks Jeans.

[@darrensanimalsreptilesfish30]

LoveOfWisdom same ✈

[@That1androidguy]

How many Benadryl did you eat? I hope at least 10-12.

[@eleafy7889]

lol "massive dose" huh. how many mgs in your "massive dose". Is it, like savage bro?

[@karenamyx2205]

@@eleafy7889 I know right, bruhhhhh. You probably toke mad more THC's then him, huh? Represent.

[@Bconsuegra255]

@@eleafy7889 for him it is…are you cooler cause your massive dose is more massiver tho?

[@z33tanner]

Hi mommies love ya. Congrats on lil jean #2

[@nb-wp2qz]

can we get a spoiler alert. damn why did I read comments first

[@BestInTheWorld111]

n b they announced it last week my dude

[@z33tanner]

n b Sorry dude! Thought everyone would be in the know because of last epsiode.

[@JoeMama-yd1ve]

Totally spoiled it for me and I still had the decency to turn your 68 likes into 69.

[@z33tanner]

robert Jackson Thanks jeans.

[@1985BELKO]

Ouch Christina.. That brick joke... It landed like a brick basically

[@bryanstiener1535]

thanks comedy critic. appreciate the input. let me know when your netflix special drops.

[@1985BELKO]

So if you are a comedian you can never be unfunny?

[@brandonuhl6393]

Her brick joke was funny because she's Eastern "block".

[@mackenzieswanzy7663]

I love how yall are handling the backlash from the special. F the HATERS! Much Love NO HATE!

[@DC3893]

wow tommy's jeans are quite fertile

[@donica42]

Dave Crehan yeah but he fucked up her immune system. Those jeans where probably tainted.

[@TheMiggs83]

I love the show Tom ! I love how you tease Bert !! It the best . I know you thru joe Rogan and I have never seen your comedy and I saw your special few days ago on Netflix and let me tell you , it was awesome 👏 keep up the good work !

[@Michael-zj5gp]

'Piss on me, beat me.' as a general saying is so fucking ridiculously funny.

[@meertnnn]

I had the same eatingdisorder while watching the soprano's: mom, you better tell me were having pasta or lasagna!!?

[@dipgrizzly25]

Tom is Nasty Champ.

[@Siahxvii]

Fuck ya tommy is Nasty Champ, boi is nasty affff...

[@Red5Dozer]

Shit-to-shower. The defense rests.

[@zyourzgrandzmaz]

You should photoshop a hearing aid onto your picture

[@dipgrizzly25]

A Fancy Cow I was thinking maybe an Ear Trumpet would be funny.

[@Le_Petomane]

Isn't Top Dog the owner of TDE aka Kendrick Lamar's label?

[@MadVillain23]

Yeah but I think they gave Toms dad that nick name too. I had the same thought about TDE 😂

[@JoolianV]

Same guy, actually.

[@nz540im3]

this upload just made my day. Just settled down in my avvverage pub/hotel room in a backwards town roasting in the heat.

[@blazedandconfused477]

Shoutout to throatzilla

[@thomasambers9977]

Blueban on point with the upload

[@Krahpula]

Blueban is the Ball Champ

[@bryanstiener1535]

he's always on point, except when there are various problems preventing it and those are out of his control. big up blue ban every time.

[@thomasambers9977]

Bryan Stiener I meant in terms of the time he uploaded it it was right at midnight

[@peterhbg]

YMH! Please consider also publishing your content on Rumble. Hate having to enjoy YMH on this authoritarian platform. Love u.

[@81Member]

I cannot stand the mommies looking into the camera hahaha

[@harryheart6018]

One of my best friends calls those poops where the wipe is clean "jackpot shits". I think she nailed it!

[@mikenormandy9250]

Ohh you guys man...make me fucking crack up! when Mommy says "I'm offended you're using bricks, My cousin was a brick" about the LA Wall T-shirt - I pee'd...Alot!

[@wildmn1095]

Yo the glasses and cold are starting to make Push look like Harry Caray

[@IloveGorgeousGeorge]

I fucking love how supportive of Tom Christina is dude. Keep those jeans high and tight, mommies.

[@Kingkaizplanet]

Get will sasso on

[@Lynxchillin08]

The Chief Engineer Of Laughter and Cheer Will Sasso ?

[@Red5Dozer]

The Samoan Hulk?

[@samweaver1914]

mommies extra zoomed in today

[@likkeeseuuuue]

Novelas are usually pretty long! they are on every night monday-friday. They usually have 60 to 90 episodes. Lasting 5 months

[@masaharumorimoto4761]

I love ya mommies!!!! Keep the great podcasts coming!!

[@MorbidFable]

I watched toms then christinas after I finished it. Both were so good and made my day.

[@RyanJames-iv3qu]

21:45 Listen to chrisjeansa breath like tom's dad! Wow good job!

[@MsSovereignJoy]

I love that you both call out EVERYONE! (What movie is that from?)

[@MerriweatherMcWiggan]

I can't believe Trump called Haiti a shithole, I visit every chance I get....

[@gavinjuge6621]

Just wanna say that I'm from Louisiana and I'll happily admit that a wall should be built around it lol

[@lachland592]

This is the only show that makes me laugh uncontrollably.

[@nicksilver_music]

I always thought the clip in the Intro said "Your Momma in the fucking stair!" But its definitely "Your Momma in the fucking stand!" However, in the STAIR is actually funnier so Ill keep hearing it that way

[@slappydoodle]

Wait it's not your mommas a fckn stan

[@John-ki7zn]

Congrats on Disgraceful, one of my all time favorites. Extremely well done.

[@oscara9852]

“If you’re gonna cough leave the room”

[@bethanybee5071]

Bro, I don't want to live in a world without this podcast. Real talk

[@eleafy7889]

real talk, huh? lol

[@bethanybee5071]

El Eafy, Yes. It's called 'vernacular'. That is to say, a particular dialect spoken by ordinary people of a particular region

[@eleafy7889]

wow, you sound cultured and smart. real talk bro.

[@bradoldridge9410]

Personally I go through real nice phases of ghost shits when I eat clean, includes a lot of fibre, protein and vegetables, and the key I found is to resist all urges to pinch, let gravity do it's work and release the whole log in one if you can, just keep on pushing and resist the urge to pinch, it's fucking great going like 2 weeks straight once twice a day and having a solid ghost shit phase. Most important is diet I believe, but the no pinch technique really makes a difference.

[@alyssaamercedess]

hey tom! most telenovelas go on for 50+ episodes all clumped together cause thats how they air on foreign television, they'll do everyday at 7 for two months

[@missyjones518]

Damn Jean looking good in them glasses

[@keeganwillis1685]

Pretty sure Tom took 10 or 12 benadryl before taping this podcast.

[@caspertms8543]

Tom, I'm from Louisiana. New Orleans in fact... I've been planning my escape for quite a while though. Too much ignorance here... I have a feeling there's at least a few other natives like me with enough braincells to recognize the ignorance, but not enough to get out in a timely manner....anyway, you should probably build that wall before we figure get our shit together and make a run for it. Don't say I never did nothing for you.😆

[@magnetopenguino]

Regarding the non-serious use of the word slut, I find it funny to call guys "sluts" for things completely unrelated to sex.

[@stevejones8550]

Ooooh yeah brah. I have a fecal cycle. I landscape/snow remove. Times are completely different. It took a few days once I switched to 3rd shift. Now I'm pooping at 3 am everyday before work 👌

[@adamjohnson5307]

I'm pretty sure you can choose to hear the English audio over all the foreign shows.

[@michaelmattice4986]

TOPICS TAMMY AND CHRISTOPHER SHOULD AVOID SO AS NOT TO OFFEND: - Socks(colored vs non colored) - Picture Frames(personalized vs non personalized) - Bedspreads vs Afghans(not the people...Although that could be touchy too) - Dental Floss vs Dental picks - Double Dutch vs Hopscotch - Peanut Butter(crunchy vs the other kind) TBC...

[@jackkanovysac4998]

espresso has less caffeine in it per volume relative to coffee bc of the time that the grinds are in contact with water/steam.

[@LuckyCedarlane]

LOVE the pod cast and thank you both for bring me to side hurting, face crying, rolling out of me seat Comedy !!!!

[@GSTACK57]

I know it’s old but thank you for doing this despite being sick kirstint.

[@taipeitaiwan10]

Tom's set was great. I couldn't get through Christina P's.

[@BirdsOfGlass]

taipeitaiwan10. Same.

[@is8683]

Brad Rozycki I'm guessing "brad" isn't a middle aged woman? Lol just goes to show there's definitely niches within comedy and that certain jokes need to fall on certain ears. Tom's taste might come across as better to you simply cuz he acts like "a dude-guy shooting the shit with his pals"

[@BirdsOfGlass]

I enjoy some of her stuff, other times she seems to try too hard. I love her on this and on other podcasts when she is just shooting the shit.

[@is8683]

Brad Rozycki I feel this way about Joe Rogan. Love listening to his podcasts especially when it's just his friends chilling but trying to watch his standup....yikes

[@BirdsOfGlass]

Rogan is a weird one, some of his stuff is great and a lot misses for me but I love 75% of the guests he has on JRE, especially when its Tom or Joey Diaz, and then Rogan fake laughs too hard and ruins it all....... 😂

[@keyboard_g]

Hey Mommies. My friends and I play a game when out in public where you trick your buddy into looking at some a-hole and then declare that person his/her buddy. If you can trick them into having to talk to said a-hole, then they're buddy for life.

[@dericmarroquin5066]

You look great Christina!

[@shadowpawn12]

Build that wall

[@bigLdrones]

Ghost shits are because your dehydrated usually.. water champs. Haha

[@colinmeads1]

The no paper required brown..the stick by which all browns are measured..

[@honestinsincerity2270]

malcolm blair - once I woke up with bad stomach cramps, ran to the toilet to shoot soggy seaweed out of my butthole then found that there was nothing on the paper after wiping. I look back on that moment with great fondness and believe the Almighty was smiling down on my bunghole that morning.

[@hearditfromthehomies988]

Check out our podcast! We will be back with episode 2 on Wednesday: soundcloud.com/heard-it-from-the-homies

[@ZChoate]

53:00 no no no, you DONT want to have to pinch, that’s the idea. No pinch = no wipe. Excluding diarrhea cases

[@peralesdavid]

Get Sasso on here battle of the water champs !

[@himynameisluis13]

The jeans need to enter the slept kingdom

[@bryanstiener1535]

more so than have theo von on.

[@brandonhampton3434]

Nosotros papaya

[@oswj2812]

Im watching all of these episodes in reverse. Tell me not to.

[@maxcutlip]

Na

[@LukeSn0w]

Serious Inquiry: Tom, if you need extra security while in Louisiana, or during the show at the Civic Theater, please contact me. I'd put my life on the line for you Tommy Bunzzzz!!!! lol love you guys!! and btw Christina, my cousin was a birck too :(..

[@humorandspice]

Mommies y’all brought it this week love ya both try it out

[@fograw5]

i havent drank coffee for just over a year now and i brown everyday with no problem.......although i did switch out coffee for a blueberry/banana/avacado/ginger/coconut milk smoothie though

[@CorbCorbin]

Brian Tan Need to get some Raspberry in there for proper colon cleanliness.

[@BlackMammoth907]

Please come to Alaska with Joe Hogan and Burnt Chrysler.

[@raisingradicals5564]

Jean is pregnant?!?!? How did I miss this?! Congrats mommies!!! I'm currently pregnant with my second aswell 😍😍😍😍

[@dylanw815]

You guys would love the movie "stomp the yard" haha

[@dylanw815]

With chris brown

[@AL13NM]

I sincerely fucking NEED a "TRY IT OUT" T-shirt!

[@bobbyrock6906]

LOL I always clean my kids Ears she tells me what kids at school have wax. lol

[@SirGrassyNoL]

fire jeans, moms! everyone should try to get their friends to watch this pomcast, you gotta tellem "Try it out!" Just don't forget to warn them they might be offended

[@wppts]

mommy christina looks a little like harry carray with those specs on.

[@funnystories557]

Hey is it just me or are Christina's eye's humungous with those total Mom glasses on

[@aquilesyepez5045]

FunnyStories she looks like joey Diaz with those glasses

[@housevollmer9106]

The “look at your dad over here” joke reminds of my friends and I alway had a “that’s your girlfriend” joke! ALSO RUDE but hilarious!

[@dylanw815]

Lookin good with those glasses jean!

[@DeathInANuse]

Just Glassin'

[@TheDiebitchdie]

LOVA YA MOMMIES

[@michaelmattice4986]

Thank you Nick From Boston! #NewLeaseOnLife

[@matthewguillot1775]

Tom - "they'll say 'mmmm', and that means 'pay attention'"

[@revolt7247]

step groups where real af in high school in the early 2000's

[@gabejohnson7115]

My highschool had a step team lol

[@MsSovereignJoy]

“My cousin was a brick.” 😂

[@DanielDanger420]

Thumbs up to anyone else who is watching while on the toilet, making browns!!

[@steveg8318]

Tom, when you wipe and theres no poo thats call a "clean pitch".. ghost poo is when you know you crap but look and nothings there.. lol

[@zlac]

When I was in a restaurant called "The lost Cajun", I thought it was Mexican, like, lost Ka-Hoon, or something, how do you get Kay-June from Cajun... god damn... Also the D in Fridge pisses me off, it's short for Refrigerator, where does the D come from?

[@talllywhacker]

51:46

[@inertiaMS]

Come to Adelaide, Australia!