Your Mom's House Podcast - Ep. 579

[@yeeeeyee]

Nadav was so proud he had already googled something ahead of time

[@loungewear13]

And he had the wrong thing up

[@BoonTobias80]

Brother is livin life 365

[@johnathanfern]

You would think for the man who produces the show, ultimately knowing exactly the "discussion points" in chronological order would have multiple browsers with relevant google tabs pre stored.. and being aware of what they are saying and google questions they ask, whether it is shown on not. But typing with 2 index fingers will do that to you

[@TendoTheDude]

Rookie shit. I heard young Jamie is starting an academy for future prodigies

[@valve_is_better294]

@@johnathanfern we wish bro

[@Kpranger218]

Just the two main mommies?????????!?!?!??!! I TURN INTO A TELESCOPE

[@mattlucas1898]

Just let me eat ya!

[@johnmacy3607]

unfortunately no lmao, not this time

[@Trevin_Taylor]

But does this follow Proto?

[@samuelzparkerz]

My man's really out here doing poetry.

[@Trevin_Taylor]

@@jamesthomas9619 it’s almost like they want to make money or something...

[@GOKZERAH]

The guy who hacked the inspiration cube deserves some sort of award

[@evanabbott2737]

That guy is awesome....👍

[@specnzxify]

I need that cube or how to! Please audiobridgematt !

[@Midnight-qz7fe]

Uh hundred percent

[@markyoder9304]

He needs to return it with a hidden camera to watch them diagnose it

[@bojanm33]

He should buy a bunch, hack them and return them for refunds, hoping they resell them.

[@nyk2977]

This episode was cool. It's no Drumline, but it was good.

[@d.iv.in.e]

Ok “Tristen”... I think we all know the owner of this account

[@KC-oq4yr]

Change your name

[@mitchfrombrooklyn7317]

But not as good as hot sauce.

[@michaelcole8999]

Oh, THAT'S why I found this episode so quickly

[@jasonwinterton9369]

Bert is fat

[@jrmiles5437]

I can’t tell if Tom is joking about “REESEEYS” or if he’s actually r worded

[@finnrater4812]

Pisses me off 😂

[@zeldasbiggestfan]

I'm pretty sure he's just r-worded

[@rosieh8641]

I really hate to say this but I've always pronounced it the way Tom says it, i always thought it was a new england thing but looks like I'm wrong

[@jrmiles5437]

@@rosieh8641 when were you diagnosed?

[@agentscarn7270]

@@rosieh8641- same. Thought it was regional

[@exclusivgiraffe8359]

Took 10 to 12 Benadryl, waiting for this episode to drop this morning, 4 strokes later and here we are :]

[@penningtonlovesyou]

Follow proto good morning Julia its me joe

[@joshaldaco5509]

Rip Fedsmoker and 10-12 Benadryl Guy

[@penningtonlovesyou]

Love this show and love the community

[@joshaldaco5509]

@@penningtonlovesyou how You Get a job Here

[@penningtonlovesyou]

@@joshaldaco5509 you just lost your life there bud ... as far as your job is concerned

[@billMcLatentspace]

Christine needs to stop being stingy and eat that scrum. Tom is a loving husband and a provider to his family, he deserves it more than anyone.

[@zapata9617]

it's honestly no wonder why tim is murderous all the time

[@CopperEyeFilms]

I bet she does but now it's just a joke. #scrumgate

[@savannamc407]

Dude. Yes. Wtf Tina come on

[@brendencrowe8407]

i had always pictured Tom’s sister as having the same build as Tom, boy was i wrong

[@nullobject5943]

In my head it was Tom with a black wig.

[@battyb3080]

I assume she's super hot?

[@nullobject5943]

@@battyb3080 Think sweet Dee from Sunny in Philadelphia.

[@brendencrowe8407]

@@battyb3080 she’s not bad but she’s definitely in way better shape than Tom

[@thewen]

so Tom inherited top dogs physique and his sister luckily inherited Charo's physique

[@brentulstad3275]

The absolute GLEE that Tom gets from the conversation he creates between his parents is priceless!

[@danebarry]

Honestly, this podcast has gotten me through some really rough days. It might sound strange but this community and the inside jokes makes me feel like I'm apart of something. I never thought a podcast could help me feel less lonely. Thank you guys!

[@birdette79]

💯 Agree, I hope you're doing well and keeping it high and tight these 9 mos later! 💜👖

[@Empresssss]

I hope you're still following proto. Much love, jeans! 👖

[@stephaniefitzsimon1021]

Same here.

[@DougJK]

YMH Live is the only show you’ll see reviews like “It was horribly disgusting and it made me vomit TWICE! I can’t wait for the next one! 10/10!” hahah

[@jeffyripz7826]

What did it for you ?!? For me the pus vag near the end had me running puking in the other room

[@Mr.Meeseeks.]

@@jeffyripz7826 the last cool guy j-ing his D with brown all over him almost got me

[@lazylion420]

someone has clearly never read the reviews for Bella Delphines patreon

[@johnmacy3607]

lol no way there are plenty of other shows that will make you do that 🤣

[@DeadboyG59]

The Pus Vag thing was truly revolting.

[@jalapaeno]

Kristine: "don't show me anyone throwing up." Also, "here is an old person passing away, isn't it great?" I'm starting to think she's the real serial killer in the family.

[@XtheroCKER21X]

That tok ruined my day very low and loose Tina

[@brandontcrow]

so far the one thing that's fucked me up from this show

[@fitch9782]

yeah I'm done

[@HarpertheSage]

Todd's been trying to tell us this for years, we've just been chewing on our cigs and ignoring the signs for too long.

[@aleckadous616]

Imagine the last surviving child of an apocalypse finding the YMH Cube and becoming the new mesiah with the teachings of Thee Main Mommies and Jeans.

[@kippers12isOG]

Cool guys are the disciples of tomorrow

[@stringer01]

even as a broke 19 year old I changed the clocks in my apartment the day of daylight savings. Because I live life 365

[@DyronBean]

Chill Churchwill

[@jacevangerwen4211]

Keep featherin it brother

[@Trevin_Taylor]

Following proto

[@drewgonzo9800]

Sounding like a real cool guy young blood.

[@dexraikkonen7]

ok

[@BryceLK]

When Tom said, "How are you going to handle this because I think that's a real trigger for you?" that was a real moment.

[@MrSeansmith111]

Top dog said "nice set of lungs"

[@mattlucas1898]

Ya, pretty common expression. They're tictarted

[@Raaaa10331]

I mean, Tom still let's Christna talk as much as she does. Very tictocked.

[@nullobject5943]

@@Raaaa10331 It's his wife man. Listen I get that the state dooper champ can say some dumb shit, and she knows it too. That's why she calls herself tik tok'd. But really, if you think Tom likes reading people talk shit on his wife, you can think again. She will always be a part of YMH. Get over it.

[@cupofwater_diplip1243]

@@nullobject5943 finally someone who isn’t a cajan wrestling fan keep glassin brother

[@pbradymilkskate]

Just wanna say thanks mommies for including some clips from Scotland, always proud to see my home city Glasgow and it's lovely citizens represented so well on the world stage!

[@gillgreig2633]

Watching from Aberdeen, keep it high and tight in Glasgow!

[@Thisismydesign92]

Same I'm from in Inverness makes me so proud haha

[@GlizzyTrefoil]

When Todd's colon is going to be as empty as his gaze...

[@Highlikeheaven89]

This comment deserves more recognition. Good job mommy.

[@GlizzyTrefoil]

@@Highlikeheaven89 Recognition is normal size now, thanks Jeans above 18.

[@TheAlternatist]

@@GlizzyTrefoil tom turned into a telescope after he slept for 3 days my baby

[@vgorp3849]

His gaper is going to be so empty he may as well just put some eggs in it or something

[@joshuabowman4283]

I was thinking this the entire time they were talking about it lmao

[@ketempleton]

The true king is Matt for making that cube! That made my day!

[@TendoTheDude]

"Tommy are there people watching you right now?" "Yeahhh...you know like 3 or 4....million"

[@christianlopez5492]

Omfg guys...... His name was Reese. Not Reesie. They're peanut butter cups that BELONG to REESE. Those cups are Reese's. Idk why this is so hard. Literally rhymes with "pieces."

[@benjohnson2312]

Right? This is driving me nuts.

[@EulogizingSleep]

Ask them the possessive form of the name Denise

[@nicholasnixon1311]

Reeseeees pieceeeeees

[@christianlopez5492]

Reese sees PC's?

[@justinolbrantz7555]

@@EulogizingSleep Deneecees

[@-Bert-]

I leave YMH live physically and mentally ill each and every time but I still follow proto while I watch and share the masterpiece.

[@codychurchill2172]

The whole Drumline defense with Rotten Tomatos is just an overall reason as to why RT is the worst way to decide a films rating 🤣

[@alexvoskanian3265]

“Is it morning pee or afternoon pee” Top Dawg asking the important questions

[@arvesto]

Watching tom put on his glasses to read is the most dad thing ever

[@mrchewbacahimself7807]

Danny Brown laying on the floor with a $30 gaming headset just made me love him even more

[@evanabbott2737]

I love Danny Brown...😁👍

[@Therealgilmoregurl]

I just want to know what happened to the tweaker bike repair guy

[@joshaldaco5509]

He's on his way

[@stevencoffey1450]

He just hit traffic, he's 20 minutes out

[@evanabbott2737]

I can’t believe that guy has kept himself in business...😂

[@aronjackson5674]

He's coming up in may

[@todd.howard]

He’s being stingy

[@dcelectric6689]

Always have YMH turned up to 11 & I don’t care who’s listening even at work

[@penningtonlovesyou]

Maybe if they come over for moose soup they will watch it with you julia its me joe

[@MahoneyP573]

So edgy

[@MrDALE-jy8tu]

That's not stingy

[@563media8]

Fuck yea brother #electriciansThatLoveYMHgang

[@evanabbott2737]

That’s what’s UP.👍

[@cuentas217]

I love going back in time and watching these Victoria's Secret models!

[@Just_here_for_fun]

"It's like going to Israel and not going to Jerusalem." - Josh Potter This might be the most brilliant utterance I've heard in my 39 years.

[@stevennspace3311]

I can't tell you how many times I said "I'm having chest pains!" During that old guy clip.

[@JB-vn7uy]

Christina - “you can’t go by the audience score half of them are idiots” Also Christina - “you also can’t go by the critic score”

[@spreak2623]

She does this shit all the time

[@charlesgaron8131]

I mean she's right. People are dumb, and critics are dumb people

[@tonyluiscomedy]

Because at the end of the day you really can only trust your own opinion

[@shoonger001]

@@tonyluiscomedy and Drumline happens to be a fine american film... this is a shyte time line for this to be a reality

[@charlesgaron8131]

@@shoonger001 shyte af

[@girthbrooks1740]

We need to start an online petition, EAT TOM'S SCRUM...... If Kristine doesn't chow down on the scrum, she will be cancelled........

[@dredgenboon]

I really love the hand clapping in the beginning. The dynamic you two have is amazing

[@ryandunnlives]

All I’m hearing at the beginning is “our Patreon 2.0 idea is absolutely crushing”

[@andrewwilloughby9656]

Didn't you die?

[@redlymedia1583]

Nadev: "I already have it up" *doesn't have it up*

[@The.Adam.D]

Hershey's just didnt want to alienate any potential buyers.

[@IcarusFourEightOh]

I am watching this from rehab! Just following Wednesdays proto!

[@penningtonlovesyou]

@@nullobject5943 i love this community

[@evanabbott2737]

We love ya, buddy!👍😁

[@leratomaja9709]

10 to 12 Benadryl will help with your recovery

[@ericnelson6302]

Ugh I need to be, but here is too avoidance! Good luck for real 😊

[@evanabbott2737]

@@leratomaja9709 that’s good advice😂

[@brandoncook8419]

That mommy who hacked the cube is forever a legend!!!

[@jonm7361]

Them saying "it doesn't look like she's enjoying it" then sounds of intense ball slapping had my chuckle.

[@hannar9994]

anything with toms mom is comedy gold.

[@sienkbeats3336]

You mean Charro

[@davidcardonell7657]

It’s re-sizz not ree-seas....how is this a debate? Is this Tom’s version of Christina’s FedEx or Bert’s Ben A-fleck?

[@karmelmi]

No doubt. I’ve been picturing it spelled as Ben Uhfleck. Either way, super tiktokked pronunciations all around.

[@jonanderson5137]

It's a replay of "Ho a man out" vs. 'Home here now' Obviously he's baiting.

[@enlightenedeyes4790]

It's objective truth. Reese made the pieces. They are reese's pieces lol

[@carsonottocullen1542]

Wait, how does Christina pronounce FedEx?

[@8thlvlMage]

I'm here from 2 months in the future. You're gonna fucking lose your shit over "won."

[@MrKyrsp33dy]

You guys think fatstronauts will be just as good as drum line or am I fully tiktoked?

[@inwardpod]

That’s like comparing apples to drumline dude

[@habowtat]

Isn't tim heidecker and John c reilly already doing that show? I mean, eventually they'll be sent to space and it'll be basically the same and it's odd they came up with that idea around the same time the show came out. Probably a coincidence, or maybe they saw it and thought it could be funnier because that show isn't really that funny

[@pauljames3477]

At 49 mins the look of disgust on toms face is priceless 🤣

[@doctordreyer]

The O's tattoo is a drug reference mommy. Ounces. Khalil be slinging that dirt.

[@matt940]

My boss told me to stack the boxes high and tight at my job, immediately thought of the podcast

[@Ken-pv9zu]

Christine saying brekky makes me genocidal.

[@migrantson]

Lololol.....what group of people will catch your ire?

[@mattlucas1898]

@@migrantson Congratulations! You are the FIRST PERSON in KZbin history to use the word "ire" in the comment section. You are officially the biggest NERD in the Universe.

[@lukeneidig6569]

Sounds like Ken needs his brekky this morning.

[@CrashRacknShoot]

You should get ya some brekkie, man. Not doing so could give you a case of the grumpies.

[@keylay9453]

@J. Ørn "crankers and angers"

[@SFxBlackHawk]

We will never forget the valor that was stolen in the battle of the mailbox keys. Sickening.

[@Hodizzle76]

"9/11 just happened we needed Drumline" I love YMH

[@josiahrives9280]

Huey needs his ice cream!

[@Hunter-ug4yx]

Crystals toks were more disturbing than anything I watched during the last live show. Truly unsettling.

[@maxrabkin]

Fedsmoker has reincarnated as the King: all is well.

[@mrMEATrOcKa]

I thought it was fence smoker this whole time 😐

[@LPJMagicmusic]

@@mrMEATrOcKa yeah no, his whole gig was harassing the feds and cops. Fed smoker

[@LPJMagicmusic]

@@mrMEATrOcKa but fence smoker fits well too lol

[@ryansullivan2933]

That’s what Fedsmoker wants us to think!

[@ENCrook]

“Is it a morning pee or an afternoon pee?” Top Dogg has been asking the important questions his entire life.

[@howardlloyd9183]

They aren't unicorns, I still peroctially hook up with a bed head hanger offer. But it is magical.

[@FrostyJokerr]

All jokes aside, I’m really happy the mommies got that cameo for Nadav.

[@weltenunder]

When I see solo mommies I turn into a telescope

[@GrrillaFinger]

Somethings fishy here

[@ADPax10]

@@GrrillaFinger What? Like the other comment above this one that says this exact thing?

[@GrrillaFinger]

@@ADPax10 lol yeah think that's what it is

[@bfu4971]

That’s right....live life 365

[@conburgundy]

Stolen valor

[@slopper]

It's Reese's with an apostrophe, so the candy belongs to Reese. His name wasn't "Reesee".

[@bforty79]

It's that simple. The lady in the video made it simple. The person in the letter said "Call it whatever you want as long as you keep buying our product". There is no controversy here.

[@69UncleFrank]

exactly

[@haileylou8511]

the reece’s belongs to me🤨

[@BOBofGH]

Tina definitely milked the bear before this podcast.

[@cold_keeper003]

Super excited for my 29th birthday in a week... Thanks guys.

[@TimWing23]

How do they show a clip of Fedsmoker at the beginning and then never go back to it! C'mon man don't be stingy Tom!

[@AceBoogie4567]

The “live life 3-6-5”! Dude Looks like he eats all those frozen foods out of a bucket 🪣

[@KalebChesnicFlutist]

Can’t hear Tim read the “Talkspace” ad without hearing “Tok Space”

[@chubbs7872]

I thought they were talking about Tom toks not Tom Talks

[@kus88]

I’m done 🤣

[@boatsorguitars]

I read this comment moments after this exact moment and feeling the same way.

[@MeticulousTechTV]

This Drumline thing has to be an elaborate troll, INCLUDING the RT scores

[@petewalton5068]

Vince should walk into the lunch room and just yell WOOOO

[@MrStrangeSensation]

Happy Thanksgiving to all my mommies out there!!

[@wtfpwnz0red]

I watched the live show and tbh they could have gone harder. My date only almost threw up, and only three times.

[@jamesthomas9619]

I think they need to do the opposite and just be funny instead, they do it on the free show all the time. Idk why they've focused so heavily on the heavy r shit

[@Shweaty7]

Good morning mommy’s have a great day and make sure to get extra stoned. Enjoy your holidays mom and dad

[@penningtonlovesyou]

Bet tyler i will get super stoned gotta follow proto ya know jeanjacket

[@rjones6801]

"What was it like getting your scrum eaten?" "Well, I can't....I mean, how do you describe a rainbow?"

[@cyal8r831]

Tina: is that a problem of yours? Nadiv: not since I saw drumline. 🤣🤣

[@ThaBlockisHotPodcast]

Toms dad is the best. His reaction to the pigs question had me in tears.

[@codychurchill2172]

The Slow talking fella was KILLING me, then as Christina asked about him and the automated r word came in HOT 😭😭😂😂🤣🤣

[@drewbeta01]

The guy in the last clip is Elliot Hulse. He's been a KZbinr for years, and he gets WAY crazier than that clip.

[@GuilhermeSilva-xv9eb]

I looked at his channel after five years. He's so much more insane now.

[@dobrilabijelic1631]

Elliot Hulse and the Hodge Twins...jumped the shark.. sad.

[@MrBlackLenses]

Nadav won that Drumline argument hard lmao

[@deadsea9060]

Audiobrigemat needs to make an Alex Jones cube I'd buy instantly.

[@mattkoonts3007]

Me too!!

[@zaclikescauliflower2877]

Fuuuuucking hell, Christine trying to analyze Josh with her "Psychiatry-By-Association" degree that she picked up from Drew is painful to watch

[@voidvector8]

2 mins late - you didn't follow proto buddy you're done!

[@davidstone8159]

Mi

[@davidstone8159]

Kombat of me make up O

[@joshaldaco5509]

How You Get A Job Here

[@Afunnylittlefellow]

Toms emanating some Garth energy today, I like that.

[@lcjackson17]

I just want someone to love me as much as Christina loves Tom.

[@dsauce8780]

Not to be a complete fuckin ***** but I wish I saw them interact while I was in a relationship I cared about a few years ago. They are patient with each other. They show how to do it while being sharp as nails and it’s so endearing. I was such a fucking monster for no fucking reason.

[@KrikZ32]

@@dsauce8780 I feel ya on that last statement. I've been there and I've rarely felt anything worse.

[@mr.anthony9500]

Just watched Drum Line. Lucky for me I had just washed the dishes and had 2 spoons at the ready, to pluck both my eyes out of my head.

[@josesazo7863]

We need a segment of just your parents talking to you lmao

[@apocshadow1217]

Good morning my queens above 18.

[@ZMB-on5ub]

Oh Jesus christ for a second I thought I accidentally put on YMH live 3 and I absolutely scrambled for my phone like it was on fire. Heartbeat now normal. Thx.

[@shazamcomicsandtoys3087]

12 minutes in and christinia is showing she's not ride or die

[@evanabbott2737]

The anti-fan champ.😬

[@inwardpod]

Totally not FGTRTD material

[@brettsullivan8217]

She better get it together

[@MATALOMUSIC]

Drumline, Stomp The Yard, You Got Served; all some of my favorite movies!

[@travis8106]

I love how Christine shows a death tok, and it even made Todd uncomfortable

[@Prock-1983]

My favorite movie is "Robin Hood: Men in Tights".

[@BakerOrDie123]

I said hey, HEY!!! Hey nani nani and a ho ho ho...

[@tomlikestacos]

Potter has quite the "glow" to him. Can really tell it made a difference.

[@legendaryx590motherboard6]

Good Morning My Jeans Above 18! Let's have a nice hot breakfast, get our white tee shirts on and open ourselves up to supernatural opportunity. Try it out! 👑

[@RandyLutcavich]

Live 365!

[@DivineZeal]

Mommy in Teddy Fresh is always a pleasant treat to my eyes

[@allenfleming5069]

Live Life 365 is the new "This is how it feels to chew 5 gum"

[@earlymorningpodcast]

Kristina looking like Mr. T with all them chains!

[@wisterV]

Ropes of black pearls. Courtesy of the L.A. Lakers?

[@penningtonlovesyou]

My jeans are so high and tight right right now

[@CankleCankle]

The guy drank the snot because he recently snorted a line of meth and was trying to get the residuals and be resourceful.

[@jamesthomas9619]

I see the logic there lol

[@dannymiller3905]

Gotta love a good ol' fedsmoker video to start off the show lol

[@tommohan273]

That death tok is literally the most disturbing thing I’ve ever seen on this show

[@bowflexmike]

Christine thinks she’s so fucking funny too but hell no thag was fucking dark.

[@d.iv.in.e]

Idk man I think seeing a prolapse being passionately sucked on is the worst shit I’ve seen on YMH

[@guhleeep]

Brendan Schaub's devotional was too sweet at 104 min in

[@coolguy473]

That live episode was brought to you by Rob Ilers little serial killer eyes

[@jasons671]

I die a little each time she says "ya honnor"

[@Ken-pv9zu]

That's it. We all have to go give Drumline a 100 percent on rotten tomatoes.

[@prasun911]

Tom's Ferrari jacket is such an 'old car guy' thing to do