Busted Selling Cartel Drugs w/ Johnny Mitchell | Your Mom's House Ep. 707

[@muyspicypepper8258]

This guy has the perfect sense of humor for this show. I really enjoyed him

[@andersonwonder9357]

He lied

[@hoebloify]

The hilarity of this episode is its a faker fooling some clueless spoiled people… 😅

[@organicthug5220]

This guy was doing standup and some dude charged him and assaulted him. Good standup guy. Never seen that before. Some people cannot handle the zingers, he met that guy that day. It’s on KZbin.

[@YoureNotReet]

@@organicthug5220I​’ve seen so many of his shorts about him dealing drugs and I’d argue his claiming to be a comedian is his greatest crime against humanity. I don’t recall laughing at anything he’s ever said

[@scotty4473]

I wasn't gonna watch because I've never even heard of this guy but so glad I did because wow what a wild story

[@thomascarey4095]

It is so inspiring that in spite of his handicaps Tom has made it so far. What an example!

[@HITTHEPANDA]

you talking about his main handicap, having Christina as a cohost? :)

[@karchie31]

I mean I’d kiss Tom’s ass too but he lost the good part

[@timhansen234]

LMAO!!

[@AaronJ9610]

I for one, am absolutely relieved that Tim has made it back from his latest tour of duty in Bosnia

[@trashbeatsalan2482]

Bosnias gorgeous going there in 2 weeks

[@richard9484]

One of the thousand b, thank em

[@blake219]

My father went to England, joined the army, 3rd-4th tour was Bosnia, where he developed coolguy-phrenia, been at shops for milk since, long queues... probs making content for tiktok

[@iamjezuzchrist]

Hope he's been debriefed. OORAH!!!

[@H3H3HEE]

🫡🫡🫡🫡

[@10barclayt]

I really like it when the guest says something like "So i was there for 9 months", then Christine asks "So how long were you there?" 30 seconds later

[@afmatix]

She’s tok’ed

[@MarksREmarks]

tomcat69: how about giving us a time stamp.

[@mr.snoopy8732]

She can't help herself from constantly trying to bring the show to a screeching halt.

[@dnceinmybloop]

@@mr.snoopy8732 I heard it bowth ways B

[@jamesharris5156]

01:46:15 He said he did 9 month in max and was then moved to min. She tried asking immediately but got cut off. Pretty clear she was trying to follow up and ask how long he did in minimum but misspoke.

[@estout324]

56:50 Christina **SWOONING** over Johnny here lmaooo

[@AlphaConviction]

she had to adjust her panties lol

[@YousAHunter]

Tom is a hero and a saint and I just wanted to say, us civilians are eternally grateful and thankful for Major Tom's service to this country.

[@keyz_r_us_comics2478]

This dude was not a drug dealer like he says 😂 lying ass mofo

[@djbrotherelectric]

And now he makes videos that people comment on and the feds go through them to see who they have to watch

[@hitchslapgreene439]

@@djbrotherelectric LOL

[@Trif0x]

%100 earned valor

[@DEADRABBIT8]

Not only that hes an astronaut too david bowie even wrote a song phophesizing major toms journey to space

[@DJpockets666]

Johnnys story about taking boots to the shower in prison made me think of “Mexicans got on boots” 😂

[@jamieshoemaker9986]

Lol thats all i could think

[@gandar54]

yeah because its a fake story that he got from that....

[@mrs.h2725]

This was one of the most entertaining episodes in a while. Such crazy stories 😂

[@misteranon763]

The funny thing is gay dudes love being naked wearing boots. 😂

[@justinbridgez]

cuz THEY DO!!!! great bit also

[@brianbonn5733]

Thank you for your service, Tom. You're making little guys like me able to live in my mom's basement and play video games

[@WKRP187]

Without him us poors wouldn't have the choice in washcloths like we do 🇺🇸🧨🇺🇸

[@cyrus6236]

U must be really good now huh?

[@BrutalInsights]

imagine being so filthy rich and ignorant of eye care , color correcting is old news champ.

[@bucwylde33]

​@@China_Secret_Police say it pooreece

[@JC-wj5os]

who are the portraits of behind tom?

[@jordan2foe]

“The entire GDP of Haiti being trucked away in a sanitation truck” 😂😂😂

[@Firefox-hw3co]

1:52:00 Tom is soooo pleased. He kept looking at Johnny and the joy in his eyes...!!!! 😀

[@alecbaldwin9671]

Tom has 3 medal of honors. 10 Purple Hearts and 73 silver stars. Hell of a soldier. Salute!

[@gazaway24]

Happy to hear nadov is googling again. Such a banger

[@soupstheman143]

The dirty Jew must be shamed, lest he falters and begins gambling again.

[@Ultamami]

Hehe

[@clydefr0g]

I hope he finds it!

[@grasskingdoms]

me too!

[@HorridTemplar]

​@@grasskingdoms thank you for your service

[@skating4lifedog]

I’ll never stop loving the Nadav is googling song. Such a fire track.

[@amphibeingmcshpongletron5026]

I get that stuck in my head at work or while driving all the time lol

[@sethburro6031]

It's easy to understand why Tom has a hard time talking to Christina about his combat experiences... especially when we all know she didn't find the KEYS.

[@mikolfarley]

Enny... "You got 2.2 million followers and still need attention" GD it man¡!¡ LMAO 🤣😂🤣

[@richardcharles9349]

He's lashing out cause he knows there is a bowel cleansing up...... in May.... 👖

[@bobsagat122]

Its really weird I had the video paused read this comment and unpaused and it was literally what was being said next.

[@bobsagat122]

@@richardcharles9349 alright stop being fucking weird. This is my first and middle name. Richard Charles. What the fuck is going on.

[@DasGoodSoup]

@@bobsagat122 dont take it too hard man, it could be a coincidence or it could mean something to you. Thats up to you 🌊🏄‍♂️

[@bobsagat122]

@@DasGoodSoup yeah okay matrix. Whatever you say.

[@TheRavetetsei15]

Tom keeps the PTSD at bay every week for us, a hero

[@thomashassall96]

Yep 👍😂

[@TylerG69]

Wait. I missed out…

[@mud5377]

I mean... He was IN FALLUJAH, FIGHTING FOR YOUR FREEDOME! >:[

[@WilliamBrowning]

That story about light falling didn't make sense until I realized that he had to cover for injuries sustained while performing special covert operations around the world.

[@drsavage3262]

I did a couple years for drugs, I'm good now, back in 2013. Solitary "The Hole" fucking sucks... Not only that, but the second you get out and you finally have physical contact with a loved one is the most intense thing. When I finally hugged my mom and dad it was like an electric current going through every cell in my body. Anyone who's ever done even a minor stretch can understand what I'm talking about. It's overwhelming but the greatest at the same time.

[@Kevin-s8s]

How did u get caught

[@drsavage3262]

@@Kevin-s8s I was on the run for a few months.. just so happens I picked the wrong day to show up to my ma's house to shower and do some laundry and the p.o. and city cops showed up while I was there. Honestly it didn't change me right then and there but it all makes sense now. I'd probably be dead by now if I wasn't hemmed up.

[@johngray6749]

I've always loved this podcast but this is definitely my favorite!!! Great job guys it was informative and also a good laugh all throughout keep up the good work 😊

[@MJ-5k]

3:51 You can see the rage build within Tom when Christine pours for an extra 2.1 seconds 😂

[@john2843]

Shoutout to Tim for being a disabled warrior!

[@anthonyzullo]

EARNED VALOR!

[@thattiffchik]

Wounded warrior 🤌🏽

[@tannercollins6696]

Tom*

[@momsruin]

@@tannercollins6696 Mom*

[@nimmha6708]

@@tannercollins6696 Who's Tom? He's talking about Tim.

[@RE-om1up]

“Red-green color blindness can give people certain advantages over normal-sighted individuals. For example, those with this vision deficiency can better distinguish textures and patterns. A hunter might be better equipped to detect camouflaged prey in nature due to their ability to see the subtle changes in texture.” - Tom is a natural born savage, just like Tina likes.

[@lucyfer6g6]

You gotta keep emailing this to them until they comment on it lmao HE HAS TO KNOW !! 😅😅

[@toolegittoquit789]

"Tina" 🤣🤣🤣 idk why, but this has me rollin'😂

[@blainebrown8824]

This is actually true. Color blind people were often used as spotters or pathfinder in the army and marines

[@10barclayt]

Well, I'm red-green colorblind and used to hunt. Definitely made it harder lol

[@serenhursey733]

Nah I got 22/22 vision and not colorblind I’ve always been a good visual learner

[@youllneverguesswho886]

This was one of my favourite guest episodes in a while. What a fascinating guy I could listen to his stories all day

[@whoever_you_want_me_to_be]

Imagine if the people who lived them actually were telling you them...

[@redbeard4576]

It’s all lies

[@splinteredspace3469]

@@whoever_you_want_me_to_be Most of them won't cause they don't wanna get burnt or be "known"

[@nzuniga14]

So crazy to learn Tim has been differently abled this whole time... makes a lot of sense when you think about it. Turns out he hasn't been punching down all along.

[@arransadventures7319]

Tim overcoming his horrible sports accident to now serve his country in active duty. Inspirational.

[@_JC_21]

Tom*

[@arransadventures7319]

@@_JC_21 you've not been watching long enough if you don't get the joke my guy.

[@observer299]

Thanks to you Tim I downloaded Onward on my Quest and have been out saving lives, thanks for holding the line

[@tomsevcik1792]

Decided to watch this for the f of it since I already saw it on Flagrant. This is so much better. YMH barely interrupted the story and if they did they asked to chime in. This was great!!!

[@zw3565]

It was better on this one. I saw Flagrant as well

[@EvoMonsters]

Too many people on that show

[@Sarry-Banders999]

Just a reminder Akaash thinks Bill Hicks isn't funny

[@Andy0950]

Yo its weird on shultz podcast he said he payed 10 k to meet his dealer and here he said 5k which I thought was just an accident. But then he said the guys he would sell to were from New Jersey but on shultz podcast he said they were from Philly.

[@marcusjones986]

They aren’t great interviewers

[@SirBagelsFGR]

That cave diving clip made more anxious than anything this snow has ever done and I've bought every live event and sat through the entirety of the hardcore sections. Edit: Once he started talking about why he does it, i didn't get effected as much

[@splinteredspace3469]

I don't know how much I believe this guy to be honest

[@hugh6610]

1:03:00 - 1:03:06 Johnny Mitchell throwing in his best Chrissy Chaos impression.

[@Velcrostraps]

lol it totally bombed

[@experssion123]

Hahahaha I thought the same thing

[@chucknutz13]

Totally thought the same too!!! 😅

[@wullie3907]

If Christine stole valour for finding keys I'm scared to think what she will do to this hero, I'm getting Forrest Gump and Jennie vibes. Semper Fi Tom purple heart is in the mail.

[@agentmueller]

Lmao

[@OctagonGladiator33]

This was the best guest they've had in a long time. Normally I stick to episodes with just those two and the Js in the booth. But this was enthralling.

[@redbeard4576]

This guys totally full of shit

[@dbell9571]

Tom singing Angel in the Sky for the Nutmaster is hilarious 😂

[@zachharper2833]

What a lovely girl

[@dbell9571]

@@zachharper2833 means well

[@tylerriley9945]

So glad they had him on here and not risk it with bart on 2 bears

[@jaydanzahner3058]

This guy assimilates to every podcast he’s on perfectly

[@dirtluverluveruvdirt7009]

Do you get a sense his stories aren’t true?

[@AlterEegums]

​@@dirtluverluveruvdirt7009thank god i'm not the only one 😅 i don't know why but i don't believe him

[@AB10103]

@@dirtluverluveruvdirt7009He’s totally full of shit. Especially when I once seen that he said he was a kingpin more powerful than the cartel

[@MissBlueEyeliner]

Pretty sure that this dude has some anti social personality disorder.

[@bdn144]

Shoutout to Johnny for rocking the craziest rug in comedy

[@gummybrain]

Rug or extreme comb-forward?

[@automaticwriting4220]

Indeed, it’s convincingly fake

[@zanemadrid6453]

Maybe we can throw him into the mix for the basketball game for hair plugs, I heard he can ball!

[@longshotmaster]

That hair is as real as his stories

[@no_one_from_nowhere]

I didn’t notice until just now

[@GrapefruitMcgilicuddy]

We need a segment, That’s Cap with Enny 😂

[@thattiffchik]

Enny thinks regular bowel movements is cap 🙄

[@GK_Gomi]

“6-7 times a day” tom just stares at christina for a solid second 😂😂😂

[@k.c.simonsen2]

Because it's over and he hates her once the camera turns off.

[@Mae__Day1]

Yeah she even said , " do you want me to make you nut 7 times a day?" And he literally didn't answer her and moved on in the conversation. They are def not having sex lol

[@deutschluz]

@@k.c.simonsen2 nah you re reading too much into. My guess is since Tom has the example of a long lasting marriage, he never leaves Christina even if he might cheat on her once or twice. But who knows. and all marriages eventually turn into a war of attrition.

[@det.caribou7405]

@@k.c.simonsen2 guessing relationships haven’t gone too well for you in this past eh?

[@christianvance1614]

Thats my fucking dream woman 😂😂😂

[@AJ-tb5ho]

A decorated veteran, NBA-caliber dunk champion, Purple Heart recipient, god bless our wounded warriors, especially Tim 🫡🇺🇸

[@Anubis.6256]

This guy is a great guest. They should have him back on for a part 2.

[@andersonwonder9357]

He lied about everything

[@Anubis.6256]

@@andersonwonder9357 did he really? Shit. What did you see/hear about him? Honest question

[@andersonwonder9357]

@@Anubis.6256 google his name you’ll see he only got arrested for a small weed possession charge

[@Vykedelic]

Great episode! Such an easy listen. Made my work shift fly by!

[@joelhahn1020]

My oldest boy is colorblind. He's basically monochromatic. He can see absolutely no color. It's a legitimate disability. At least he has a true colorblind hero to look up to in Tim.

[@Dangit420]

Tom playing a mil-sim and roasting an entire lobby of nerds sounds like premium content

[@McFunnyBone]

Yooooo Santino got caught slippin' as a mutual friend 😂😂😂

[@1Challino]

Great show. Took a break for a while. This one may bring me back. Great guest

[@TheKomar924]

THAT CAVE GUY VIDEO IS GIVING ME UNPLESANT FEELINGS / UPSETTING FOR REAL

[@Oddtracknumbers]

One of the most fascinating episodes of YMH ever! 😄

[@loganhernandez8276]

having a rough day but the mommies always make it better ❤

[@AmandaBurns14]

Pull them jeans up high & tight!! Hope you have a better day

[@cassidybrewer]

Hope your day gets better, jeans 👖

[@quinntessentiallyme9894]

Christina: *raises hand* Johnny: "Yes, go ahead" Tom: *JFC* Best part of the show. I am dying. The comedy just happens so naturally.

[@safarit678]

Christina is hot for Johny

[@SparkIeMotion]

YES!!! THE RETURN OF THE NADAV IS GOOGLING!!! I listen to that shit mixed into my playlists all the time. Such a bop.

[@ColeMolyneux-e4t]

Probably one of my favorite guests and I’ve seen hundreds of these lol

[@scottysupermoto69]

"When I'm leaning over a craps table" went unnoticed lol.

[@thenightking6662]

This was one of the best YMH in awhile this guys story had me so gripped the entire time

[@brentjowers7032]

It's a fairytale

[@renojunes4445]

😂😂😂

[@M1K3W3ST]

@@brentjowers7032 RIGHT! thank you fuck that guy

[@shiiswii4136]

​@@brentjowers7032 cope

[@redbeard4576]

It’s all lies

[@jennerm530]

Tom being color blind gives a whole new meaning to the tom or black game, because its the only way he can tell

[@phaedrus1267]

Ummm, excuse me?!?! It's "A person of color divergence"! Don't be such an ableist dischromophobe! :P

[@Wnick56]

@@phaedrus1267 you didn’t follow proto. You’re done bud

[@drizzydre7102]

​@@Wnick56 q131qaa1q111a1QaA111aaa1a🏡a

[@sdreed70]

wishing Id have waited until AFTER work to watch this.. sitting at my desk in tears laughing... Boss just came and asked me what was so funny... I was unfortunate enough to have to do a few years in the State pen back in the day as well, and this dude hit it on the head.... sooooooooooooooooooooo funny!!!!!

[@samuelhannan5420]

The fact Tito Cheeto was following that dirtbag is hilarious 😂

[@swat79a]

I just googled “how many serial killers are colorblind” on a whim….. figured I’d check. My inquiry was inconclusive jeans

[@WKRP187]

Would've been wild as hell if there was connection!! I'm still wondering why Cleveland pumps the most serial killers in US??

[@twalters6551]

The Midwest sucks that's why lol

[@SugarMilkbro]

​@@WKRP187it's a fucking miserable place to live.

[@inhauntedseasons]

how many “caught” serial killers….

[@matthewsilverr]

I've heard Johnny talk about his story before but there is something about Twig and Chystal talking with him about it that I truly love!!

[@Illhelppwn]

I got arrested for some dumb shit and ended up getting sent to the twin towers also. Spent 2 weeks in there without ever getting to see a judge. No charges were ever filed and every time I tried to talk to someone about my case they told me to stfu. Ended up having a lawyer submit paperwork saying they were required by law to release me. Next day I was out.

[@kris10_2]

Re- watching old 👖 episodes and this...this right here might be the best episode yet 😂💨

[@Arcturuseyes]

I'm taking extra long breaks so I can ingest more of your show, I love it.

[@danielgray5185]

Toms retort to her anxiety inducing cave crawl was a comedically genius jab! Key to relationship success cP, drain em! :)

[@docsgearheadgaming2503]

"Im Harere Taw Sawk Yaw Diawk" hahahahaha 29:14 im dead

[@andrewhaughey7070]

i love the podcasts but man watching your reactions make it so much more entertaining.

[@LKitsyK]

Christine deserves an acting award for this one. I also wanna know what Chrissy D’s dad knows of this dude

[@sekenamcmurren2217]

One of the best interviews with Johnny Mitchell on YMH! 😏

[@kylesage2046]

Stella Barey was on an episode of Tigerbelly where she goes into some detail about her extracurricular activities, FYI

[@heytoast7129]

That lady is definitely a few different types of crazy.

[@Banjostring]

Yes! Trash Tuesday too!

[@bradleyjcole2]

Yeah, You guys should get her on YMH or Two Bears

[@freddyyang366]

Just a rich boy "playing" gangster 😂

[@francousmc]

New to the podcast “month” or so just watched your live of a old episode today. Great times ! But what’s up with the cubb Christian bale behind you 😂

[@jakebarnum3830]

Just wait until they find out that Stella has an entire Tigerbelly interview 😂😂😂

[@bodiebee9022]

Tom has been so loose and just hitting home runs with his quick responses and dark humor these past few episodes !!

[@Ultamami]

homeruns

[@dtroutmann]

The payoff is that Tina gets to laugh because all of us are having anxiety attacks

[@mannequinplayer]

2:18:09 "Ding Ding" by Robert Burgess

[@DiscoD777]

Cave guy, best cave exploration channel

[@RPRsChannel]

*_Me and The Fat Poors have been waiting many hours for this release._*

[@LukeHotwagner]

So happy Pig made it into frame for one of the best stories ever told to the mommies. He should be in the running for replacing Barty boy

[@lesliecain5051]

Scouts honor, im a single cat lady (big surprise) factory worker. You guys get me through my shifts. Wednesday is my favorite day. Thanks Jeans💕

[@TheHaunting5231]

“Can I offer you coffee? Cake? ….$350k?” 😂😂😂😂

[@johnparker2088]

The hairdo on this guy to cover the receding hairline fools no one😂😂😂😂

[@ATB542]

Tom will never know what war really is as long as Steven Seagal is here to save us

[@audreyjesse292]

Every week I am equal parts happy for a new episode and equal parts sad the guest isn't Dan Soder.

[@GlassDanimals]

FOR REAL he is long overdue as a guest 😤

[@taylorcoffey4115]

Soder definitely has free time now

[@rodneyrice-qy3yi]

I get upset on Mondays when I don’t see a new episode ready for me to watch

[@SupersonicAardvark]

Need a new drinking game: take a shot every time the camera abruptly cuts to someone taking a sip of Liquid Death.

[@greaterpainter7996]

Person Of Color Blindness had me dead

[@kellincarman9381]

Thank you for your service Tom

[@supernintendochalmers6628]

@18:28 Chistina said EXACTLY what I was thinking. If he does die, that body's going to stay right where it is and so will that camera. 🤢

[@xxWonderTwimsxx]

so nice of johnny to wear his blues to the podcast lololol

[@samdavis456]

God DAMN no wonder Scotty Pippin always seemed so tired 😭

[@russellbell8973]

Tom interrupting to finish Johnny's sentences talking like he knows the life lol

[@EastResFC]

robert burgess, as a fellow burgess, thanks for the gorgeous song at the end

[@rhodus333]

Thanks brother, that me!

[@Starbug2band]

Saw tom live in London last night. The man is a master at his craft.

[@pillarofdawn]

My friend is a corrections officer at EOCI, which is likely where Johnny served his time if it wasn't SRCI. Can confirm that some officers are on the take.

[@ventureted]

Johnny never served time anywhere. Maybe county jail. He is a fraud.

[@justmeradio]

Your friend should stop telling you shit lmaooo

[@tophercabba]

@@justmeradio no shit or he should keep that shit to himself his friend and him couple of gossipy genas

[@pillarofdawn]

@@justmeradio He never said specifics, but he simply said that a lot more CO's are on the take than you'd imagine

[@justmeradio]

@@pillarofdawn man’s literally said what facility, what position, and what’s going on. You can only snitch a little bit worse than this.

[@billysimpson7300]

The way Christina went dead inside after the opening clip was awesome.

[@billygoggel4631]

That liquid death pop at 53 mins was aids can’t believe I laughed 😂😂

[@SpacersChoice]

really appreciate the segments being timestamped.

[@blazeofglory450]

literally have been waiting months for this to happen. So glad to see Dirk evolving and succeeding so quickly.

[@mannymestrada]

I just realized, the back and fourth of sharing videos between Tim and kristeeenaah. It’s reminiscent of MTV’s Bevis and Butt-Head. #classic

[@shonuff9181]

Oh thank god I needed this , thank you jeans !

[@10barclayt]

Thanks for sneaking some videos in with the guest, Tim. Cant stand when they dont get to meet the cool guys

[@spidermancereal]

I've heard multiple versions of this guys story about the reason he got put in the hole and avoided the prison riot. The first version I heard him tell was that Jimmy the Hells Angel shot caller room mate had a corrupt guard say that he found a blade in Johnny's bunk so he would go to the hole and avoid the riot. Like the Jimmy guy did a good deed for him and had a whole story about that. And now here he said he farts in some guys face and got sent to the hole and avoided the riot. WTF? If he would lie about that I don't believe a word he says. He's a fraud 100%.

[@zace98]

48:29 "because of the implications" The dude who connected him to the drug lord was Dennis, for sure

[@Gearhart_Music]

Tom getting distracted by Christine pouring the Liquid Death. Priceless.