The Best Sex Life w/ Andrew Santino | Your Mom's House Ep.692

[@Dakota-eu6pq]

Santino in any podcast instantly makes it better.

[@dakotacry5265]

Yes brother

[@MMJfan2023]

@@dakotacry5265 is

[@yourmomslvr5622]

31:33

[@sportsfront5480]

Santino is so good. One of the best comedians going, and one of the few that can translate that to any medium.

[@user-nj1zu2nf1x]

He was even hilarious in that god-awful Kevin Hart movie on Netflix. I don't remember the name and I couldn't finish it but it was a pleasure and a surprise seeing him in

[@shiftyprophet]

@@user-nj1zu2nf1x that movie really wasn’t bad I enjoyed it, but I agree he was good in it aswell

[@HerbalistLove]

@@user-nj1zu2nf1x that movie was horrendous but Santino smashed it! I hope to see him in more acting roles.

[@doesntmakeadent6033]

Santino might be my favorite podcaster. His wit and impressions are at the top.

[@christophergarza9118]

I wonder if you was aware of his good impressions before you start a podcast

[@captainmcfilthy6448]

You don't realize how refreshing it is to see and hear someone else have the same issues with their mother. My mother is 100% the same way

[@OnePissedOffHippie]

"I'm bobby mom" is iconic. Santino is one of the best impressionists 🖤

[@Astrohhh]

I love Santino so much. He's so great at flowing with whatever the conversation brings. Dude is hilarious.

[@christophergarza9118]

I started listening to Bad Friends for Bobby. I continue listening for Andrew.

[@Genious.]

The way he ends his special CHeeseburger is fucking masterful.

[@matt-lang]

Santino has that pure neutral chaotic energy that just flows whichever direction he gets pulled/pushed in. It's great

[@Astrohhh]

@@matt-lang Him and Theo Von are great at that. They're able to come up with the funniest shit out of nowhere.

[@andrewpeana]

He’s phenomenal

[@evanprotsman9623]

Charo and Cheeto in back to back episodes!?It’s a great day to pull them jeans high and tight Mommies!! 👖

[@dustinsanchez7820]

Cheeto doesn't make us wish for death

[@kricorvo]

For real

[@madride858585]

Is it Evan? Is it really time to pull up the jeans? Evan???

[@nickhendersonmusic]

This intro was more validating than any therapy session 😂

[@timmaggs4827]

That YT comment of Charro looking like a freshly hatched bird still makes me laugh 🤣 😂 🤣 😂

[@Agu85]

"👁️I'm Bobby mom👁️" gets me every time! Then calls her a build-a-bear and says they built the eyes fucked up 😂🤣

[@DallasMavs81]

You're so fuckin mean dude - guy who started it 🤣

[@lesley4917]

Didn't he also call her a hammerhead shark!? 😅😅😅

[@velvet_thunder1835]

"Wow aboby dis awata fall carazy"

[@joeward8818]

@@DallasMavs81 aa

[@shrutefarms4741]

Charo has and will continue to be a hilarious gaslighting manipulative parent/grandparent. Thankfully everyone has a huge amount of patience and humor. 😂

[@apollo4192]

And a lot of us have parents/grandparents just like charro. It’s like I’m seeing a Peruvian version of my mom

[@brandonhinrichs4393]

She's in on the joke. She's playing into it now because you know that Tom has told her they love you in the comment sections and they love it when you're on and I antagonize you for 2 hrs

[@fluffyclouds555]

@@brandonhinrichs4393 obviously you had normal loving parents. Charo isn’t really in on it. She’s legit embarrassed that they “ganged up” on her

[@brandonhinrichs4393]

@@fluffyclouds555 What I mean by she's in on the joke is that she knows what's going to happen when she comes on the show. She knows that the jokes are mostly going to be at her expense. Being in on the joke doesnt mean it doesn't still annoy you

[@jaimyyelvingtonmusic]

The older I get, the more I realize most of us had fucked up parents, and in a strange sense it brings me some peace

[@Christopher-md7tf]

And then you realize that your parents were fucked-up because they themselves had fucked-up parents, and those in turn had fucked-up parents and it just keeps going like that. Luckily, more people than ever are open to therapy and questioning their conditioning so the chain of suffering can be broken somewhat.

[@Murrh]

100%. His Mom sounds just like mine. I didn’t think more than one of her could exist!

[@mamadusty1111]

It’s a natural phenomenon I call “biological repulsion”. It’s like how trees wrap their seeds in tasty fruit - Purposefully so that the seed will be at some point swallowed by an animal. Then travel thru the digestive tract and be tightly packed,by that animals bowels,into a warm stinky pile of feces that will be 🤞🏽🤞🏽🤞🏽hopefully dropped far away from the parent tree- so that the “child” tree has room for its own root system. Post pubescent human offspring are the poop covered seeds. Angry at the tree for letting them get eaten by an animal and for allowing them to go thru darkness and twists & turns thru acid & awfulness (intestinal nastiness) and ultimately blaming the tree for them ending up in a shit situation. Not comprehend the importance of the whole process. Now grow stinky seeds! Grow! And when your kids act too ripe, start to get kinda squishy & begin to attract wild animals- KNOW it’s time. You’re gonna let go- they’re gonna go thru the same process and so it shall go for all human existence. 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥹🥹🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️

[@user-nj1zu2nf1x]

Parents are just grown up babies. Most of them definitely shouldn't be having kids but good thing they did cuz we wouldn't be here to s*** on them

[@Murrh]

The older I get the more I understand some of my Moms behaviour. They had a whole life going on before we showed up demanding attention! My sister passed away on Boxing Day years ago. She was the first born….brain tumour at 14yrs old. I wish I knew the woman that existed before such trauma. I’m the only girl in the middle of four brothers. Took her 7 yrs to get pregnant again and then it was one after the other! My Father wanted a big family. My Mother agreed to have the children but did not want to raise them. So she didn’t. Don’t really have any childhood memories with her. They are all with the nanny they hired (such a beautiful soul) and my two Aunts that always stepped up. So I was lucky really! But it really messed me up being the only girl and not having my Mom to talk to as things changed and I became a grown woman. I became so independent so young. Resented her as a teen. After college I realized by using my energy to try and understand her behaviour and figure her out I was only hurting myself. I offered her a friendship and I’m thankful I did. Especially now that she is gone. She didn’t quite know how to be a Mother but she was my best friend for almost 20 yrs. I often wonder if my sister hadn’t passed away how would things have been different growing up. Will never know! But I do know finding your peace with an absent Mother is so important. We can’t read people’s minds…but we can control ours. Sorry for the rambling! Trying to make sense. ❤️

[@derwienernuts]

54:27: Good British style joke Andrew. You get another week.

[@mirmizkool]

The humor is so dry yet sarcastic 😂😂😂I can't tell when you guys are being serious.

[@bartvandenheuvel8610]

Great to see that the lamp burns did wonders on Tim's skin. He looks very fresh

[@Mike-om4tv]

Never forget

[@georgeprendergast8305]

Good observations there Captain obvious 🤔🙄

[@juice6199]

@@georgeprendergast8305 Yeah, thanks for the comment George. Really adding to the thread.

[@clicheguevara5282]

@@georgeprendergast8305 Valuable input, George. 👍🏼

[@maxsilbert]

@@georgeprendergast8305 I appreciate you enriching my life with this kind of insight, George

[@notagamer8782]

Hearing you talk about your mom made me feel better about mine Tom.. been going through a tough time thanks

[@TimelesslyModern]

Christina wanting to replace her mom with Blythe Danner was so underrated 😂😂😂

[@billsmith394]

The switch with Bad Friends was magic. Glad to see cheeto here.

[@konrad7492]

My mom is EXACTLY the same. She expects a high standard from everyone yet she's completely oblivious to her own shortcomings and will use every feasible argument to dismiss her own guilt. There sadly is no good way of dealing with such people as they basically live in their own world and only get more delusional when you confront them.

[@chwillsie]

I agree. Your mom is just like that.

[@pinkpugginz]

hardcore narcissist. hope you went no contact

[@user-nj1zu2nf1x]

Spanish women. In fact I've noticed Arab women are like that too.. pure evil lol

[@XFT8]

Vibe

[@ashleyfanfic]

My mother, who is Italian, tells me when I’ve said something to upset her “that’s fine. When I die I don’t want you at my funeral.”

[@DennisFeinsteinCEO]

1:09:08 "You think I'm gonna dance with you?" Santino is GENIUS

[@FatTony_Football]

When Kristina says she hopes they “vet” the swingers places for attractiveness; and then Tom just goes “uhm” and points at the screen💀😂😂😂

[@mattnowlin6626]

Yalls sponsorship with Saatva has been the longest non stop sponsor probably anyone has had no breaks, every single episode at every beginning for years and years and years lol

[@PsycoNoobKiller]

Dude buddies laugh from the booth is ALWAYS……absolutely hilllllllarious.

[@downforwardlight]

Christina opens the show complaining about Charo's gaslighting then immeadiately pivots to her own with Burpgate. This is peak comedy.

[@torontoscott]

Same way they both talk about how insane their immigrant parents were and the trauma they inflicted, then immediately pivot to bashing gender identity and saying how their immigrant parents would have called them rtrd and fixed it. peak comedy.

[@peterstainer731]

@@torontoscottnot thinking that a fat dude with a fat black cock is a chick is not gaslighting manipulation hahaha it’s called not accepting literal insanity as scientific fact you fucking moron

[@user-yj6pr1xn9c]

@Scott Harry my guy there are only two sexes, anything beyond that is some made up nonsense.

[@willis7404]

Watch the weatherman be a former all state point guard lol

[@KillianTwew]

1:31:19 Did you see that technique? That's clearly not the first Trash Panda she's yeeted of a porch before.

[@Mae__Day1]

Tom being genuinely flattered at 32:04 so cute!

[@brookeb452]

Always a treat when Santino is on YMH.

[@aaronbazil]

My fav part of this pod in general is when the talk always leads to the guests seeing the curated clips. The only other time is when we get to hear how the special guest interacts with Christina and Tom, and getting to know the guests (with the clips of course). I'm biased though, cuz I like podcasts that you actually get to learn stuff either the guest, or getting to hear inside baseball stuff about whatever the podcasters are into. I'll literally listen to a farming podcast if I get to hear (and learn) about farming by way of just hearing the people in those fields interact and be passionate about what they do, the ups and downs.

[@Impuhlz]

I love Andrew sm, these three have such awesome chemistry together, they should for sure get their pineapple on. Also, that Hardcore Fun jam was actually dope- They even used the R word!

[@arla61]

Man, recovering from Charo makes me realize how my entire family is just a mafia of Charos who work together to force me to participate in their constant motivation-vampirism and happiness-vampirism. Nothing ruins my day more than family.

[@nicolettetrent6561]

When Dr. Drew asked for an ASMR example, that last tok was the video to show him

[@BurningBeard-ug8qn]

It’s like a support group for signature writing 😅

[@coreUTube]

That was one of the most entertaining podcasts I’ve heard in a while. Louis C.K. was also very good however, Bert’s podcast with Louis was just Bert talking about himself while pausing momentarily to complement Louis a bit before continuing on. lol

[@MSpight]

The weather guy is making a good decision actually… By becoming a character, showing up and leaning into the YMH madness it will somehow benefit everyone in the end.

[@jarnold1789]

100%. It also proves that he’s a fun guy. Looking forward to it

[@richardwalsh5458]

They need a short of Tommy buns saying “more pressure, feel goooood “ fuckin good 😂😂😂

[@CoasterKrazie]

Lol damn the first 20 mins was so therapeutic. Especially growing up with a South American mother.

[@rjantosik1985]

Shout out to everybody doin’ their thing and stuff like that, know what I’m sayin??

[@Chillllllbruh]

@Pops Touch my camera through the fence...

[@johnnie543]

@Pops Mental illness.

[@lexi-me5xf]

God how could anyone not find Santino funny, he’s one of the best doing it right now

[@adamdabdoub]

the man laughing in the background is my spirit brother.

[@GlassDanimals]

Bobby lee calling Nadav “Nevada” is the funniest thing he’s ever done

[@Betty-Boop809]

He did that and a few other names when Bad Friends and 2Bears exchanged episodes last April fools 😂

[@boebrown9332]

The "i'm Bobby mom" video is the funniest shit ever

[@Dirtyjoe_13]

“Frosted Phallic fiasco”😂😂😂

[@618predatorhunters8]

I like that she complained for 30 minutes about how their parents argue in an illogical way but then she proceeds to do the same thing directly after

[@tmorgan11]

And let the banter begin! Hype for this one

[@scottwilson8978]

All the talk about charo was so relatable but I really vibed with Tom when he called Christina an absolute donkey.

[@Christopher-md7tf]

Agreed, Christine's stance on "Burpgate" is so r-worded because the whole idea behind the bet wasn't who experiences more involuntary body functions, it was who was grosser and ruder about it (like burping directly into the mic four times per episode). Todd surpressing his burps was exactly what was expected of him to win the bet because that is the decent, non-gross thing to do.

[@Crankbait420]

Retarded……just type the fucking word. Don’t be a whiny woke bitch, lol.

[@me-ub4lh]

Tom looks SO MUCH BETTER, and I see Christina coming around too. It's inspiring.

[@pemocity1450]

When Tom said "green beans" I tried holding my laughter (since wife is sleeping next to me) but it was so bad that I ended up spitting all over my phone 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@haymarie3121]

The Santino doing Bobby’s Mom truly is one of the greatest moments of all time! I cry laughing every time I see it.

[@renyahh]

You guys talking about your moms was the most relatable thing I’ve ever heard. What is wrong with all our mothers? Jesus

[@nicksyoutubeaccount]

Fr sometimes I think all mothers are insane

[@ghagzor]

At least yours isn't 65 and still smoking meth and doing heroin. Be grateful for what you have if there is any good in them.

[@CherrrrBear]

Exactly!!!!

[@bisqueknife]

Red Rocket is A TREASURE. Thank you to the Mommies and Cheeto for this brutally funny content.

[@breadman6223]

The crossed eye clip is one of my favorites!!!

[@HighDefinition81695]

I completely understand sleeping for a whole day after being with family for long period of time!😂😅

[@joshuapoole906]

Emotional vampyrism. Christina is so damn funny.

[@anthonygirton8374]

15:18 describing my ex wife to a tee! 😂😂😂

[@AudibleVisibIe]

Counterfeiting Tom Segura autographs now

[@towlie710]

Saw T. Bunns Wednesday night live. Genuinely killed it, hilarious. I wonder once the kids are grown if he and Christina will tour together, alot of fans seemed to pick up on any YMH references as they did Two Bears.

[@acc.x.cc.x9888]

Them impersonating Joe Peskee was great😂

[@nicksun424]

i could’ve watched 3 more hours of this episode 😂

[@oculusphoto3974]

Would love if you guys got all the fan made music on Spotify. This closing song is a banger!

[@peccamecha]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/gmbLfWtoas6Fe80&ab_channel=SebastienMaingot one of the best YMH songs from back in the day

[@peccamecha]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/gXzImYWChKeMsKc&ab_channel=Dr.Brontosaurus the other 5 out of 5 star certified CLASSIC!!

[@johngolden2900]

Knew this one was coming seeing all the other podcasts he's been on.. hell yeah jeans gonna be high and tight

[@the.ripley2.026]

Glad to know I’m not the only one that does numbers that way too LOL

[@beartube9379]

Bobby's last tour in Tijuana was CRAZY!

[@kylemacdowell4470]

Every Charo incident is like this. Tom bleeds cash and energy, and it takes a whole episode of reversing the gaslighting to get back to normal.

[@MainstreamNewsGuy]

I haven't watched in a few episodes and damn. Tom took the fat suit off. What a hilarious 25 year bit

[@bigdawg7000]

God i miss the background laughing in the new episodes lmao

[@SunflowerDogs]

Love hearing the mommy talk first thing on the morning. Helped me realize why I haven't spoken to mime in two years 🙃

[@toddconrad6024]

Santino the signature story was Arnold Palmer

[@NicholasPalance]

YMH is the best show in all the land.

[@joelbrown3479]

No Tom, your mom wanted you to buy the necklace for her! She's NOT your center anymore... You're a great son, leading a successful life with a wonderful family... Where does she fit in? Heaven knows you will never be able to satisfy her needs and wants. Safe distance and compassion. Bronx Love guyz😎

[@christianbrix4311]

The "Hey Girl" person at 17:03 is the most insufferable nightmare in the world

[@pinecone4610]

Jesus I haven’t watch ymh in a couple of month and TOM LOOKS AMAZING

[@levigoldsteinbergowitz7391]

Toms psycologically blocking why his dad put up with charro. They could barely communicate when they got married due to the language barrier. So this and the length of the marriage and top dogs constantly chill status lead to one conclusion; charro has consistently kept top dog on empty. That WAP was on tap.

[@chucklecucker]

It’s why my partner puts up with me. 😂

[@Bigcreekblonde]

Watching last week’s argument with Charo reminds me so much of my dad dealing with his mom and sister. But only in his case both of them are Charo.

[@PabloDiablo16]

1:24:04 doing algebra cursive, and all the stuff we think is useless because we don’t use it today, but the actual purpose is to help exercise the brain and make it try to think critically. Basically doing all that random stuff just helps the brain development.

[@EvilishDem0nic8732WhatItDo]

Segura really fed Santino a mouthfull of Christine

[@dillis666]

santino your best guest yet

[@andrewking9454]

"Gwyneth seems okay" is the most out of touch thing I've heard Christine say to date. Congrats on the success guys 👏☺️😂

[@Fubarpenguin]

Fr tho the goop egg 😂😂😂

[@craigsteel9736]

Nailed the southern English accent

[@Sungoku47]

Santino doesn’t stop

[@from_the_nrth]

Watching the first ca 23 min makes me think Mrs. Christina.P might relate to the American version of the tv-series Shameless.

[@solodolo6044]

"Or 3"😂😂

[@JesseMcLanahan]

I couldn’t even watch last weeks episode because Tom’s crazy mom was on. It’s insanity.

[@azmtkdzv]

Some people that “run from KGB” are so much crazier than stayed some how.

[@selfishjeans]

He sounds like Jame Gumb from Silence of the Lambs

[@mincemeatmouse269]

Rick glass man should referee the game

[@Cfolger]

I named my kid after Bob Dylan😂

[@burkebaby]

Santino is the best podcast guest. He meshes into every cast so naturally and is always complimentary to the pod.

[@carlanel5674]

This was hilarious😂 probably one of my favorites yet

[@jaredfire4842]

Andrew Santiago comedy giving me brains!

[@jamesbiering2589]

Let's go chomos!!

[@TheCurrykiev]

This is a dangerous game to play. Wait till your kids are older and they tell you all the shit they think you did wrong. 🤣

[@5thgen691]

"I'm bobby mudda"

[@InglouriousBradsterd]

Now we know the main reason for Tom's DMT therapy sessions....his Mom. His Mom issues are very deep. She's even the subject of the podcast's name. Hopefully all of the years of therapy help.

[@SilverBullChrisOnEtsy]

Everyone loves Charo!

[@LonerFez69]

The more more I think about it maybe Christina's mom was right about her

[@havm1035]

Where can I find the argument they're discussing in the intro?

[@TheCampisis]

We would love to be a guest on one of these episodes!