Dating Old People w/ Brian Redban | Your Mom's House Ep.693

[@tannereubanks3817]

Did anyone else get Charro vibes when christina felt cornered in the sock vs card argument? 😂

[@JeepTJay6]

Well…They say we all marry our moms. 😂

[@josephezra3337]

hahahaha yea!!!!

[@charleyhansen4866]

She ain't no fool what worked bringing him up, shes replacing fart machine

[@mjsudela]

She's close, give it 10 more years

[@tobyl2298]

ive never replied to a comment but i agree with this so much a thumbs up wouldnt cut it..... If you see something say something

[@nivek1590]

Christina "I walk 5 miles a day" next conversation "my sock floss is less gross"

[@jasonwinterton9369]

aaaahhhhh 100%

[@lowprofosho]

The sock string floss is horrifying. Imagine if you saw someone do that on a plane. You would feature that clip on this show 😂 Love you, mommies ❤

[@joeyg29jgjg]

My dad has done this many a time in public lmao

[@terrythompson4099]

Sock string?? She just started washing her legs and feet like 2 weeks ago...

[@crazyperson1950]

Yea seeing that on a plane would be terrible and slowly looking up seeing that it’s Christina P flossing with her sock . 😂

[@spencerpatterson8815]

facts, those Hungarian stinkers gotta be sweaty

[@PixelCortex]

I mean, "it takes one to know one" is a saying for a reason xD

[@jeffreycapes6191]

The timing of that "buup" & "miehow" at the end was spot on. 😂

[@EtopiaCA]

Crystal is a foot floss advocate, I wonder if Prada will include dental floss with their supportive shoes.

[@zachdougherty5706]

Tina calling Tom boujee seconds after calling for Prada to make a sneaker is hilarious

[@Hptyhop]

I love how Christina can't be wrong...... they always say you marry your mother

[@BorisBidjanSaberi11]

YANA *Insert incoherent argument*

[@Micksmix256]

whats the timestamp for xanny chrissy p acting always right?

[@rsan1512]

Christina is becoming more annoying, I just want her to be Tom’s cok sleeve

[@Bittamin]

@@Micksmix256 I can’t decide if it makes me feel better for kicking the boof xanax habit years ago or makes me want one right now 😂😂

[@MrBuketman]

I’ve done the business card floss move hundreds of times. With my own and then give them to people. They probably use them to floss too. ❤

[@stephanietaylor6248]

The sock floss is for sure the most disgusting way I've ever heard of doing that 😂 I can't get over how proud Christina was to share it 😂😂

[@Comedy.nation313__]

Its ok if the socks are clean 😂 business card is my go too

[@957543]

right use a sleeve string jesus

[@Jimmy_Watt]

If it's a clean sock and you didn't sweat into it, what is the issue?

[@jarnold1789]

The sock thing is only a couple steps removed from being that guy that’s chewing on his toes in public

[@scottwheeler6446]

Yeaaa i was thinking the same

[@shonuff9181]

I love how Christina genuinely thinks using a nasty sweaty piece of your own stink socks to clean your teeth isn't as bad as a business card LOL

[@CowboyBobby601]

54:46 "thats where i got my teacup" is diabolical 😂😂😂

[@RichRetr0]

That fingerbang guy is Bert if his life shifted 1 degree in a different direction lmao

[@jacoblaursen4812]

So true

[@yig_501]

XD

[@JaysonStark]

Naw... that's Redban

[@sailirish7]

@@JaysonStark facts

[@benjaminalguire7869]

Cristina channeled her inner Charo for that flossing method argument!

[@icandointernets]

Literally married his mom! 😂

[@milesmccue9388]

It was so infuriating to listen to 😂😂😂

[@NNumber9]

Christina's not a cunt though, like charo

[@philtavernier8673]

someone in the comments said once that you can tell how crazy Christine is gonna be for the episode based on her meows in the intro. now i can’t stop watching for it; it’s always right lol

[@jarnold1789]

I get excited when I hear a lot of meows, know it’s going to be a good one

[@MissBlueEyeliner]

Weirdly, I’ve been meowing along to songs for a few years now, before watching YMH, and I definitely only do it when I’m hyper.

[@MissBlueEyeliner]

Oh and btw sing the Jurassic Park theme song in meows and tell me it isn’t amazing!

[@andys242424]

Someone needs to tell her to stop the meows. Can’t stand it

[@shiftyprophet]

@@andys242424 it’s endearing

[@delta666SoT]

That was so many tiktoks in a row that Tom enjoyed, what a feat of curation!!! Good Job Tina!

[@R.H.10]

So funny how Christina can be like Toms mom when she was so tired of her lmao

[@imnotbenavery9220]

1:02:46 Redban: “Id love to have you open the secret show on Thursday”

[@bigbloopboy8892]

Underrated comment

[@kennethbandera3195]

Toms face when red ban was saying his current gf was a super fan 💀

[@snapees]

Christina never ceases to showcase just how tiktokked she really is. Her confidently incorrect statement slay me 💀

[@accelerate08]

Tom was wrong about the women more testosterone thing though. Look it up

[@ayron419]

Let's all agree at least that Brent outshines both for confidently incorrect statements

[@SoleSystemz]

@@accelerate08 woman have more test than estrogen but they still have more estrogen than men...YOU look it up chomo

[@gandar54]

@@accelerate08 nope. and i double checked. A healthy woman has a higher level of serum androgen (testosterone and dihydrotestosterone) than estrogen.

[@Genrebenders]

@@accelerate08 idk what think u looked up, but ur so wrong it cringeworthy

[@arcanum24]

This show just makes me happy! Tom's reactions and laughter gets me everytime.

[@psychcommercial]

Sugar destroys my stomach too. It's because it's fermenting in your gut. Thr brown is so bad the next morning.

[@peteranderson2671]

Charo's your mom. Tom's your son. It's just like the Seguras.

[@ponies32]

I’ve 100% done the business card floss lmaooo

[@SmickyD]

You got gaps big enough for that? Id be terrified of getting a piece of the card stuck in my gums. It happened when I was a kid with dental floss and I'll never forget it.

[@the.dad_abides]

Romy and Michelle 😂😂😂

[@Joycethedentist]

Haha omg! Thank you for featuring my Silver Filling video! Love you guys!

[@grantc8353]

Can you stop touching my camera through the fence.

[@Z-pizzle23]

Very refreshing video during the tok section 👌

[@MoneyMark97]

I was waiting all pod long for the "buhp" and "nyhow" sound effects and I'm so glad they made an appearance at the very end lmao

[@tripledouble2622]

I've been replaying dwayne every day

[@clevermissfox]

Nihow 🤣!!

[@xdxangeloxbx]

"nyhow" keeps being funny. It's incredible.

[@Aaronlovesmusic970]

Christina not knowing how a wallet works is crazy there's different pockets The money doesn't touch the business cards lol

[@SEXCOPTER_RUL]

Thats broken logic my dude. First of all, SHITLOAD of different types of wallets,and even in your example, it doesn't even have to directly touch it. Hell most people keep their wallets next to their asshole with farts getting funneled directly into said wallet all day! Your Dutch oven'ing everything in that thing all day! And the tops of the money can easily brush up against the part of the business card being used!

[@thebleaki]

@@FallbackNkillEm bro feets is gross and that sweat? ick... I just cram everything between my dong and balls to hold

[@michaelodonald7598]

And the ass sweat that soaks threw?

[@letigre5822]

Dude my business cards that I give out are just in my purse touching whatever. But my socks are clean and my feet don’t sweat like men’s feet so idk 🤷🏼‍♀️.

[@duncmeisterg6028]

@Letigre fucking thank you!! It's insane to me that this is even a debate. I'm a dude, but I work in a brewery so my socks get wet when I'm at work and the first thing I do when I clock off is take off my boots and change my socks. I change my socks again after I get home and shower. How are these animals out here thinking flossing with a sock string is cleaner than using a paper card that's been handled by God knows how many people.

[@greennminion]

Love the laughing in the background just like Shultz podcast with Alexx adds to the pods honestly!

[@jari6560]

The dude laughing in the back sounds like he’s getting a prostate Exam from dr suess

[@lebebop9931]

What a magnificent specimen the opening clip guy is.

[@TyronTention]

My exact one and only thought.

[@casualwater698]

Fashion icon too

[@bobgug8626]

Bam Margera has gotten old.

[@Ryan_Carder]

These pods are gonna have a huge step in quality once Tim stops touring.

[@JunkBondTrader]

Redban calliing 23 and me, 24 and me by mistake, is hilarious 51:25

[@doublelunger1978]

Chapelle actually did steal a hilarious joke from Owen Benjamin.

[@victoriagodwin1949]

I also LOVE a good sneeze.. I can actually make myself sneeze.. it's wonderful.

[@jakenewell8883]

Lol the fact that Elis is telling people to check out his “B-hole” their poor son has a solid chance of being this man some day 😂

[@the_cheap_ones]

Ellis is redban lmao

[@moonlightransom]

Wednesdays are a treat because of ymh

[@robertfrost8264]

Ehh used to be. I only watch every once in a while and skip to the guests these days.

[@ericaleighton5950]

Wednesdays are awesome YMH & H3!

[@bluebruising]

Christina not liking grey hair is so telling of how she feels about aging

[@jarnold1789]

Botox, doesn’t like gray hair, bright red lipstick, it all checks out

[@josef2012]

That should end well.

[@silentg6865]

Christine logic: That’s disgusting, let me show you what’s I do that is 10x more disgusting

[@dustink9297]

Tom: exists Nadav: HYUKHYUKHYUKHYUKHYUK

[@nickmartinet4574]

Love a good sneeze! I'll stare at the sun, JUST to make myself sneeze.

[@TeaGF]

Fucking love sneezing

[@ojeda5577]

Sneezing is 10 percent of an orgasm. That's why it's so good

[@Robespierres_Ghost]

Really happy that Redbans Mom is now officially Williams side piece.

[@squid_fish]

Lol she got lit up last night

[@matthewt3369]

We need to have a cool guy live show where they bring them all into the studio at same time

[@catherineulrich3659]

Maybe 20 have survived this long

[@UrBrother_711]

I wish Christina wouldn’t feel the need to burp, mention farts or talk about pooping every episode

[@DanielGalland]

I know he meant well but when Redban says he’s scared of getting canceled and Tom goes “what can they take from you?” 😂

[@pw8160]

Yeah redban looked hurt 😭

[@larrygraham4875]

Harsh. Poor red

[@AstralTranzient]

Maybe he just meant that Redban controls his own platform? Like he's not beholden to the big corporate machine because he makes his own shit?

[@SEXCOPTER_RUL]

Tom sometimes forgets his own level of success lmao

[@imnotbenavery9220]

@@AstralTranzient 100%, I think he owns a percentage of the JRE because he is co creator as well, not sure. But he sells out multiple 400 seat shows a week and prolly gets 100% of the door for the secret show and a % of kill Tony. Tom knows what he has going on and that none of it can be touched, look at what happened with Tony getting cancelled theyre bigger than before and the show is dialed in.

[@blackhole.son94]

the sock is so vile, Christina, if I see you doing that on a plane I’m opening the emergency exit and we’re all going down 😂😂

[@justinburgos2927]

Christiana told us a couple episodes ago she doesn't wash her feet

[@zedshanks]

The sock floss is absolutely terrifying

[@blindman2345]

Christine tried to persuade the booth boys that she was right about the sock floss… Y’all know who that sounded like??… The person that Christine wanted to go home so badly. Charro haha.

[@thestraydog]

"I want to talk about my sock floss, Tommy."

[@Nuts693]

The shoving game is what sent christina down the stairs

[@spookyfizz]

Redband is podcast gold. He’s open fun and not annoying this time. Love this cast. Even when annoying, not so annoying. Love you too Brian.

[@bingusbongus8426]

It's hilarious when they google their argument, and you get to watch christina try her hardest to not read the result as it's actually written lol

[@SkervyBoi]

The first clip was of an alternate universe where Bert stayed in Florida.

[@tt8807]

Since I listen in my car on my lunch break, I’ve lost count of how many clips I have to skip through bc I start heaving!!! Still love me some Christina and Todd!

[@masonurycki5456]

I love sneezing too. Something about afterwards n during it is awesome. Can’t describe it but it’s just awesome. Tom is completely right

[@nathanhagan6674]

The business card method is the go to. I have never thought to pull a string out of my sock to floss with. Tom wins this hands down!

[@pjpete8989]

Listing to brown talk as I'm browning. This is how I want to start every morning

[@stubstunner]

Same!

[@jwilli726]

AAALL ABOARD

[@BTA1991]

1:06:22 😏 Just so everyone knows the person who they bleeped, that is moving to Austin, and is "killing it on stage" is Rosanne Barr. She's getting back into standup and really is killing it! I don't know why Redban thinks it should be bleeped?

[@hankgray2186]

Never gonna catch me using a sock string to floss, shes tok'd on this one

[@LofiLandscapes9]

What is the origin of the sound that plays at 1:39? I really want to know where that comes from. Sounds hilarious

[@bobbybands6923]

I sneezed 15 times once in a movie theater and everyone clapped when I was done like the movie ended. 😅

[@agentangel999]

It is 7:00am here in California, i have my apple juice, egg cheese and turkey sandwich. The opening talks about Cristina pooping. Lol thank you YMH 🤣 👖

[@seanphillips-FedSmk]

FedsmokerAZ on twitch

[@elusion23one41]

"And that's how I like to keep my guys no money in their wallets."

[@J.D.Hardesty]

Tom really tried to get Christina with the puking drops, but she really seems to have pushed past it finally. Proud of you mommy, be happy.

[@flynnplumlee5293]

And all it took was intense Immersion therapy

[@jdotdeedot5972]

One thing I love the most about watching this show is seeing Tom and Christina realize more and more how living in California is like being in a toxic abusive relationship. California is like the really hot trophy partner who lies to you and tells you everything is ok whilst fucking you over day in and day out. And those who live there in that bubble of ideology will defend their toxic relationship with California to the ends of the earth, until one day they realize the grass might be greener in another state. And they break up with California and move to a state like Texas and realize they really were being fucked over. I’m so happy they’re out of California

[@ajfiveohfour]

1:24:00 it reminds me of when Brian was asking Joe why UFC fighters don’t get mercury fillings before way-ins lol😂

[@mattrenshaw8024]

The fact that Kristine thinks that sock flossing is less disgusting than Todd's professional approach using a business card is bewildering Ps I use the ripped off tab of beef jerky packages to floss said jerky. Like a man

[@bradyndowney1788]

Redban looks like he’s been on the Bert Chrysler training regiment since his last visit 😂

[@brodyfitzgerald7757]

Man this whole time I thought I was crazy for using business cards to floss in a pinch, Team Tom

[@antoinej18]

😂😂😂 this was the strongest opening clip I've seen in a long time

[@oliverlang1006]

Business cards, the edge of a lotion bottle or toothpaste, even a folded-into-a-point sticky note are all good methods hahaha

[@patsh321]

"he made some decisions a while ago, and things went....this way" LMAOOOOOO🤣

[@lesley4917]

Redban will always have a special place in my dark soul

[@rockiki5673]

I can't wait for more poop stories with Redban #imamakeyoucry

[@seanphillips-FedSmk]

Eat ass not carbs

[@ashleytaylor549]

Sock floss is definitely more rank than a business card you crazy woman 😂

[@CHINESE_PRIDE]

Her refusal to admit she's wrong is charro level "regarded".

[@JuicyG_]

I saw Tom live in Melbourne the other week. Amazing show. Geoff and Tom were hilarious and Tom looks great in person

[@simonrojas7551]

Christina probably takes pool showers then flosses with her socks in the mornings 25:34

[@AirWindFire]

Highlight of my week! Noise cancelling headphones on, let the world burn, I’m busy!

[@rams812]

"Let the world burn," couldn't agree more lmao 🔥 👖

[@l800LEMMINGS]

“Let the world burn I’m busy” would be an awesome outgoing message on a voicemail

[@ParadoxicalCharlatan]

Red and blue ban 😮

[@2scsmoose]

0p⁰

[@jayyomama3862]

Red ban low key is one of the founding fathers of podcast 😮

[@shiftyprophet]

I’m glad it was him who basically started it😂

[@duraznorosado]

***Flosses with a string from her sock***... "it's from my clean sock on my clean foot" says the Mommy that doesn't wash her feet😆

[@gavin1114]

My friend always rips a corner off his cigarette pack. Works the same way as the business card, but it hasn’t been idle in your wallet for months or years.

[@8arrows]

I do same shit. With cardboard from box a cigarettes

[@toonce101]

Hahaha Christine is on one this episode 😂 what a YMH instant classic!

[@jasonwinterton9369]

she awesome ya no shit!

[@erikramsey5487]

Flossing with Biz cards….been doing it for years.

[@leodaggy7032]

Opening clip. Top notch. Very cool.

[@charleyhansen4866]

Redban is the man. Those Johny Carson eyes omg I'm on the floor. How does this podcast keep getting better, where is the ceiling

[@4martch]

Christina reveals Tom pushes her in bushes. Later in the episode Christina says she walks five miles a day with a broken ankle. Tom strikes again

[@samdavis456]

I kept having to switch from Spotify to KZbin to see if it was Christina or Redban laughing 😂😂💀

[@joseiscool31]

Opening clip is our next patriarch of cool guys

[@ndzobo]

Don't knock the Philippines, I met my wife online from there in 2005 and married her in 2007. It isn't that Filipinas are looking for a rich American although there are many, it is their culture of respecting their elders, deeply conservative upbringing, and wanting to be women serving their men. Heavier men are seen as good providers, you don't get fat without plenty to eat. So, if you like a feminine woman that wants to make her king happy while being fundamentally conservative the Philippines has a lot to offer in companionship. Also, their economy is built for people to go overseas for work and it isn't a problem for them to move to your country.

[@naxaroo]

It’s not about what’s less dirty. It’s less weird to use Tom’s method to floss than having to pull a string out from your sock which is way more weird to see if it was done in public

[@seanphillips-FedSmk]

FedsmokerAZ on twitch

[@MikeFeen]

Redban is 100% the reason that JRE, all of these comedy podcasts and by proxy, most other podcasts exist. The man really doesn't get the props he deserves. Real ones know though. I've heard Tom praise the hell out of Brian on JRE multiple times for being way ahead of the curve in that sense. It's undeniably possible that one of the most important podcasts in the world wouldn't exist without his influence.

[@T3RD5ify]

It’s a shame he couldn’t stop bringing up Olive Garden and cutting off guests, he’d be set for life

[@leeanndoan7002]

Maybe...but he's pretty cringe and unfunny.

[@dixiecup6668]

Do that sock string floss on a plane and you'll end up in Christina's curations. I have used thick paper or cardstock before, but sock never crossed my mind 🤔

[@BruceLee31415]

How did they fall for the magician’s trick? Lmao

[@BadBeech]

Sorry. I’m with Mommy on the sock floss. I have flossed with my hair too. 😂

[@honkyxadonis]

Redban on YMH is exactly what I needed today

[@bfunderb5899]

Congrats to Redban on turning 63! He looks great. Age is truly just a number fam

[@mattmaru9108]

16:38 C.P. is underrated for her impressions. 2 liter of Coca-Cola, noises and meowing to music...and we all Meow to music. Facts

[@mariabessent6990]

Yeah, I agree the sock seems dirtier. It’s also near the edge of your shoe which isn’t clean. It’s too close to your foot which will sweat whether you want to or not.

[@julianalvarez1203]

I like how Christine doesn't workout as hard or eat as clean like Tom so the effects that things are supposed to have on your body are SO foreign to her

[@JamesGrim08]

Lol when all your time is TikTok you start to lose connection with real life. She rarely has a clue what she is talking about unless its tiktok related.

[@williedame4406]

Redban is honestly just the biggest creep ever, he teeters between being endearing and being sincerely perverted.

[@KushKussh]

Just like me

[@KeenTheKing1]

just like me

[@cookerjam]

Can we please bring Tina back?