Your Mom's House Podcast - Ep. 391

[@Doctor_Evil]

"I can snowboard and surf in the same day" is what everybody in LA says. The reality is most people sit on their couch watching netflix and hardly make a yearly trip to the beach, and never go to big bear. fuckin shoobs

[@RMacrum]

my thought too. she says she can do that but has she ever?

[@Doctor_Evil]

Ryan M ひ I remember over a year ago she was telling a story about going to the beach. thus the yearly trip

[@gcgcgcg]

You can do that on the Big Island, Hawaii too. LA is ok but I thought SF was better. Still, Hawaii > California.

[@nonesta13]

that aint shit, I lived in chicago for 23 years and went to my first cubs game last Saturday...and it was in milwaukee

[@Doctor_Evil]

Stanky FishGutz you're a bitch and hella is a bay area thing not LA. get yo life

[@steve3011]

Shout out to all the mommies all over the world doin there thang and stuff like that.

[@andi_xi]

7:36 SAKKA SOUFFLÉ?!

[@H8nb8n]

I'm not the only psycho who rewatches all of YMH on a repeating loop? Huh

[@wildboy6718]

@@H8nb8n nope

[@dpcsoup04]

@@H8nb8nnope 😜

[@tomisthinking]

Mommy Tina is definitely the elitism champ.

[@michaeltonikov]

4 years later, this statement remains true.

[@VanGTO49]

Tommy definitely proved he was personality champ because of christinas city nonsense

[@eleventhhour5270]

Listening to my sick mommies has me feeling sick through some kind of empathic podcast sick-jean osmosis. Thanks Jeans.

[@joshtruman377]

"they're still mexican, they left Mexico". "They're not the same". Christina is the one thousandth runner up for personality champ

[@HowardBennet72]

Thanks for playing my song in the beginning jeans!!! So much love!!!!!

[@mrstarfishh33]

Nice work! Thanks for sharing

[@chaunceytalent]

What’s the name of the track? Is it on SoundCloud?

[@McShaganpronouncedShaegen]

I stay up way past my bed time to keep it high and tight.

[@dripdaddydolluz2856]

Where is episode 390?

[@only_a_ghost11]

Someone should make a YMH soundboard app

[@kingofpain11111]

I just want that short clip of the "Kiss my pussy. KISS IT!!".

[@8thlvlMage]

You don't want a succulent Chinese meeaall??

[@guerillagames9871]

NursKul I would be happy with one that only has Crazy Locs bustin out the back of a van "TALKIN BOUT ME AND STUFF LIKE THAT!?"

[@chowly]

yourmomdrops.com

[@elijahownsall]

chowly amazing

[@shadowpawn12]

I wait all week long for this. Im shadow dancing with my hands...

[@Only1Orinthal]

TBunz really wants his salad tossed. Laughed so hard at this face he made after he asked. 1:03:49

[@SupplementalSense]

I am from Fargo and when we break 40 degrees in the spring it's t-shirt and shorts time for everybody.

[@Mike-om4tv]

Supplemental Sense How many people have you killed since you've lived there?

[@sammybananas]

Jean had an unintentional excellent joke when she said "colostal" about the feces spell.

[@rockzero12345]

I love coming back and watching these stoned as fuck and feeling like I’m from the future

[@TPL1312]

Just another time traveller here 👋

[@KristenEngel]

Doing this too 😆

[@N2tech]

Hey Tom, setting your laptop on that neoprene case blocks air flow and could lead to over heating and damage to your CPU.

[@CobraMster27]

Been living in Denver a few years, the cold is hardly anything compared to Boston or really anywhere in the northeast. The snow melts basically the same day it snows or the next day.

[@PoundTown1321]

Mommies you really need to give links to these intro songs. My god this song is glorious i need it on a playlist.

[@vigodatopia2229]

Christina went from main mommy to sounding like my aunt

[@youtime18]

Pretty sure the coldest place in America is in Alaska

[@Highfalutinloyd]

Sometimes...there's plenty of winters where at least for a few days it's colder here in Minnesota than it is anywhere in Alaska. Latitude doesn't necessarily correlate with colder temperatures, just look at Europe.

[@tommynoble9075]

@@Highfalutinloyd nah, Fairbanks, Alaska averages at -16.9 degrees in its coldest month, and has a record cold of -60 degrees.

[@emlawncare3613]

Hands down, my favorite couple in the entire jeaniverse.

[@hauntedstereo2665]

Just insert the animated opening when you play the song so we dont have to sit through it twice

[@DailyCheez]

Christina's "touched" vocal chords in this podcast make her sound like a radio personality.

[@TRKTKO]

That intro song grew on me! The synths came hard as did I!

[@TimWing23]

That's a big guilty pleasure of mine I Love Saka Souffle

[@TJTrusty111]

The best thing about Colorado is that it's not LA. You would think it would be the weed but it's not.

[@burnzatron3612]

I was cringing super hard on the city location talk, never come across intelligent when people compare cities, its such a personal thing.

[@Donjuan2k9MFR]

Powerful young BlueBan with the quick upload.

[@RyanJames-iv3qu]

how can you dislike this... pure gold.

[@jimsilvis197]

I've found if you shit on the paper, then smack the person in the face with it, the spell works much faster.

[@topherchris20]

I wish this tom and Tina would come back

[@stevedub8035]

Facts... the 300's where the best episodes

[@lancegoodthrust546]

@57:27 "We gained weight in Africa" is a sentence I've never heard before in my life. God I love this show!

[@rayholliday5134]

Why am I taking a shit and looking at my toenails and telling myself I need to clip them and then they read that email 🤣🤣

[@TechBoy1200]

Christina's outlook on LA did not age well

[@guitarguru186]

What's the clip played at 10:22 ? I would love to turn that into a jam for the main Mommies (or just a soundbite of "listen to me, you piece of FUCK") hahaha

[@fnybny]

What is the wicken clip with the angry dude from?

[@chadharrison2042]

PLEASE this. I need that clip right now.

[@TheHeroRobertELee]

Wiccan

[@ezski36ski69]

looks like I'm wearing denim to bed

[@larryhoover718]

sexy

[@smashedtator1551]

8:08 Mommy Jeans likes it piping hot

[@derekbrown4316]

Volkswagens smell like crayons because of the glue they use for the interior

[@dionsekone]

"On ya marks. Get set. BAKE" Drove me crazy by season 3

[@MrBahBZ]

Why the fuck is episode #390 blocked by IHeartRadio?

[@zemasterze11]

Damn I wish I listened to this when it came out, you were in Va Beach, I wouldve came and saw you for my bday

[@travisharris1076]

Ascot speedway actually was in LA. So, sprint car racing did happen in LA. Also, California does have some pretty cool sprint car tracks.

[@Roy_Godiksen]

I love that intro cartoon animation SO much!

[@noahfalk233]

this is the best episode ever

[@hobolion3943]

Drops were on point!!

[@modus18]

Mommy Jeans....Jettas always smelled like crayons. It has to do with the ABS plastic they used in the interior. Thanks Jeans.

[@juggsmcbulge7238]

It wasnt just me lol!

[@MaxR52]

Well looks like somebody ISNT 818 till they die

[@beniverson3777]

"what're we gonna give him a heart transplant?" really made me laugh

[@sethstartix]

What happened to episode 390? I noticed the Yoshi episode is impossible to find. What does 3-9-0 mean???? HELP

[@charred6683]

That Nelson Mandela clip killed me hahahah, poor guy got completely rekt.

[@TroyAllenSr]

LA = Smog + Gridlock + Overpriced Homes :-P

[@thismothafuckasaid7304]

+ Trust fund kids + narcissist entertainers + Hipsters + earthquakes + illegals + horrible pizza

[@tommynoble9075]

+ homeless + the fucking bubonic plague + a bunch used needles on the ground

[@MrKhan754]

Melted cheese on a plate lmfao

[@RedRiverOfFun]

Was the Yoshi live show ever released?

[@DarkHalmut]

Mommy Tina is the melted cheese on a plate champ.

[@mileschalmers4204]

This is true love.

[@TolkienStudy]

Oh I've been soooo looking forward to this!

[@HelmetHam]

Flash forward to 2021. We're moving to Austin!

[@cb7pwn]

anybody know WHAT HAPPENED TO EP; 390 ????

[@BigDouwg]

California can keep its swamp ass, I got out while I could. Colorado is where I choose to be an elitist champ. Let's Go Champ!

[@danscribner1704]

CHAAAMP!

[@ParkerEnglert]

That witch ladies accent was insane. I think she was trying to sound American but it was obvious she is from Australia/ NZ. She would say "remembah" but in the same sentence would say something like "better" with a hard "r".

[@bananafingerguns7212]

this is my jam

[@sethjoyner391]

dope shirt Mrs. P.

[@91frankthetank]

I just saw Ian Bagg in Chicago. Funny ass dude!!

[@thedannymichel]

New York is LA x20 -5x because it's cold as hell year round

[@6663000]

Living in cold climates builds character. The climate in L.A. is great but it's full of soft people.

[@smashedtator1551]

Eugene, Oregon is called EuGINA

[@smashedtator1551]

Actually, it's been EuGINA long before this podcast

[@outerbliss5983]

Speaking of jeans, I personally like Levi 511s they're tight, not too high, but not low and loose. Second favorite is 7 for all mankind. Jeans really do make the person, like jean and water champ said.

[@taylorcardamone9797]

I would like to dub Philadelphia the "ya know" capitol of the United States

[@chrispetela8644]

Taylor Cardamone depends what color u are

[@Togmot]

Can christina please move to mexico?

[@emilyspinach4603]

Lol noo

[@wesgraffius]

Where is ep. 390?!

[@cameronmedina5367]

my sister buys her son nice designer brands and he ruins them the same day he wears them. then she gets mad at him, not sure if she understands how much money she throws away. he doesn't even like the clothes she dresses him in.

[@michaelwilliams200]

Cameron Medina lol

[@TheOtherDeFranco]

hi mommies

[@TheJoegassaway1992]

I hope mommy Tina's voice stays like this

[@donhamilton14]

It really doesn’t rain that much in Seattle. It’s such an exaggerated thing people say. I’ve lived here my whole life and we average 37 inches of rain per year when places like NYC get 46 inches per year. Somehow we got the most rain crown?

[@paulwilhems-7pro16]

Jeans/mommy...don't ever change. I'm basing my next relationship on yours. Don't fk this up.

[@durdleskattman4635]

I'm predicting a toenail song next episode!!

[@BSAW2951]

how come 390 is blocked???

[@BabyDugan13]

The reason your car smelled like crayons is because the VW factor in mexico is literally next door to crayola. Info per wiki some 3 years ago.

[@phise1]

I have family in Denver

[@anthonymiller934]

Hahaha I love it!

[@Nesstrin]

PLEASE GET MORE COFFEE MUGS!!!!!

[@TheMrguitarmanguy]

san fartcisco lmao

[@Anonymouscommentor99]

I am from Canada. 40 years. Winters are gloomy garbage, low and loose Jeans. Just a depressing life. 2 stars. Canada 😂🍁😳

[@-UseSoap_]

That's called being a pussy.

[@classica1fungus]

my browns have been very meaty and plentiful lately. i also need a root canal

[@AmyAgee]

You haven't lived till you've lived in Joplin MO

[@reseez]

this into just started auto play on my phone I was like I have tweet this to Tom and chrissy. then saw it was u guys

[@Julio00oo]

Activated charcoal cabin filters to fix that stinky A/C vent odors are the God son.

[@joshtruman377]

Love Christine , but one thing... People in cold climates don't live inside ... We're just tougher and don't mind cold weather lol

[@hoytyler8]

no proper mexican food in Denver? mommy tina lost her mind

[@honestinsincerity2270]

All jettas smell like crayons. Not sure why but every one I've been in always smells the same like that after about a year

[@Lostlife656]

All german cars with leather in them end up smelling like crayons. I believe it's the dye they use on the leather.

[@fullmetalheel]

I think New Mexico would have the best Mexican food...

[@Drenched89]

Colorado legit has the best mexican AND the best Jamaican food

[@SkeetSystem]

SUP BARRY

[@TechTheory1]

Nah, LA is literally garbage at this point.

[@whatthe5954]

Fuck getting out and touching that could-be-bed-bugged-up mattress lol Good for him.

[@tylereakins7651]

suh dude great pod cast

[@MVJ3]

Push was keeping it pushing.

[@sodldierofinFAMY]

Texas has better Mexican food