You dont bring chicken salad sandwiches to an event, you place your chicken salad sandwiches wherever you choose and the event will build around them.
@RCTFORME8 ай бұрын
Wiser words were never spoken UwU Truly the quote of our lifetimes.
@mrpieceofwork8 ай бұрын
winner winner chicken... oh damn
@kinasakuraba8 ай бұрын
"If you build it, they will come."
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@catboat8 ай бұрын
You do not choose the Chicken Salad Sandwich, the Chicken Salad Sandwich chooses you
@PoorMuddyRivers8 ай бұрын
i love that he froze the chicken and sunglasses for a single frame joke. much respect
@AmalgamOfMrMoo8 ай бұрын
it was actually closer to 35 frames
@Bibo_Libo8 ай бұрын
@@AmalgamOfMrMoo 🤓
@legioning8 ай бұрын
@@AmalgamOfMrMoo you just gotta correct everything dont you
@ysgramorssoupspoon22618 ай бұрын
@@legioning *don't
@LordDragox4128 ай бұрын
@@legioning You and Bibo might be suffering from cumin deficiency if you didn't get the fact that Amalgam's comment is a joke. I recommend pausing your gooning habits and touching some grass.
@RozyShaman8 ай бұрын
No one ever warns about the dangers of cumin deficiency.
@donkosaurus8 ай бұрын
cumin all over the place could help prevent that
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@cavalierliberty68388 ай бұрын
@@donkosaurusI love cumin, but my girlfriend goes overboard. She loves cumin all over her face.
@morpho99898 ай бұрын
Luckily your mom doesnt have one.
@DannyCalYT8 ай бұрын
I thought he said human deficiency 😂
@d3dmanwalking6698 ай бұрын
These would slap at aunt cathy’s wake
@yousuckatcooking8 ай бұрын
Aunt Cathy deserves it
@JasonICECarson8 ай бұрын
I just hope they don't slap Aunt Cathy "awake" at her wake. Now there's a scary thought.
@sealofapoorval74378 ай бұрын
Lmao @@JasonICECarson
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@DareToBeDeviant8 ай бұрын
@@JasonICECarson Suspend the thought and just watch the "Wake Scene" from _Scary Movie 3_ set off by a... slight misunderstanding.
@Deadlocked.8 ай бұрын
It's kind of beautiful that Jacob still gave his cumin away even though he knew he was suffering from cumin deficiency. ❤️
@ladylovelace618 ай бұрын
Pour one out for Jacob 🥃
@Caipiranha898 ай бұрын
@@ladylovelace61 instructions unclear, rubbed one out with Jacob.
@ladylovelace618 ай бұрын
@@Caipiranha89 I'm sure he would have like that too, friend
@Smithers8888 ай бұрын
Greater love hath no man than this, that he lay down his cumin for his friend's chicken sandwich.
@SomeRandomKida7 ай бұрын
I just noticed that bit was a twilight joke.. Jacob, Edward
@BrianTimmonsTX8 ай бұрын
"SO JUICY" has lived rent free in my head for years.
@反鳥8 ай бұрын
I remember the intonation so vividly and I don't even remember my father's face.
@yousuckatcooking8 ай бұрын
SOOOOOOOO JUICYYYYYYY
@BrianTimmonsTX8 ай бұрын
@@yousuckatcooking AAAAAGH HE SAID THE THING
@acupofcoffvii80348 ай бұрын
Rest in peace Jacob, you will be missed 🕊
@jacobco.68988 ай бұрын
I'm not dead
@MrJakewray8 ай бұрын
We're all dead
@jeanette89438 ай бұрын
It's a chicken salad miracle!!! @@jacobco.6898
@dusklunistheumbreon8 ай бұрын
@@jacobco.6898 It's like I can still hear his voice...
@DogSpeak8 ай бұрын
@@jacobco.6898 You are inside jacob, you are inside.
@Jay-go4vw8 ай бұрын
That "Mares of the night" joke might be the funniest thing you've said. I dont know why it tickled me so much lol.
@demerion8 ай бұрын
Should have pickled you I guess
@DogSpeak8 ай бұрын
Street Whorses
@EyalBrown8 ай бұрын
And he didn't make even one "may neighs" joke! Respect
@tirsden8 ай бұрын
And I only just got that now.
@Zeithri8 ай бұрын
Trivia; Nitemare in FF1 Based on D&D I believe also, Nitemare!
@marvelgeek95778 ай бұрын
YSAC: Don’t let the pickles touch the pickled onions or else the pickling will cancel each other out. Also YSAC: *wangjangles everything* Me: *confused screaming*
@yousuckatcooking8 ай бұрын
Have you ever heard the concept of the mayo blocking barrier?
@hellfire666835 ай бұрын
@@yousuckatcooking They obviously have not heard of rhe Mayo shield
@hamzamotara43043 ай бұрын
@@yousuckatcookingThe most basic of cooking physics.
@MorpheusASmith8 ай бұрын
Finally! Someone who doesn't put apples or raisins in the chicken salad. This is amazing.
@Illusion5178 ай бұрын
What terrifying videos or circles do you frequent?
@acoupleofschoes8 ай бұрын
@@Illusion517 It's a riff on Waldorf salad, which is celery, apples, walnuts, grapes, and mayonnaise. Personally, I don't mind apples and walnuts in a chicken salad sandwich.
@YukitsuTimes8 ай бұрын
@Illusion517 the English do that with coronation chicken and it spread to some chicken salad sandwiches.
@peterlacenski8 ай бұрын
Grapes or cranberries for sweetness, celery or walnuts for crunch
@jmut7148 ай бұрын
Gotta put grapes in it though. That slaps.
@janpipiko7 ай бұрын
2:48 I love when YSAC's hold on the Canadian energy slips for a single word before he regains control
@peas4226 күн бұрын
boorow
@yousuckatcooking8 ай бұрын
What's the best event to bring chicken salad sandwiches to?
@camika85008 ай бұрын
Funeral
@breadyod8 ай бұрын
chicken salad sandwich
@The_Qure8 ай бұрын
Picnics, in my opinion
@Pipe04818 ай бұрын
My house, tonight
@yayamerin8 ай бұрын
meow
@skelebro99998 ай бұрын
Rest in peace, Jacob.
@rumhell8 ай бұрын
Shoutout to his family
@SheldonT.8 ай бұрын
Solid guy. Taken too soon.
@jackielinde75688 ай бұрын
YSAC, it's better to mix your dressing (mayo and seasonings) in a separate bowl, combine all the rest of the ingredients into the first bowl, and then mix the dressing with the salad. This way, you get a much better mix of seasonings into the salad. Doing it your way tends to leave nooks and crannies where anti-social spices tend to clump and hide.
@AaronSkone8 ай бұрын
You're the first person I've ever seen make chicken salad that didn't put celery in it and for that I salute you. I hate celery.
@eliloeb77608 ай бұрын
HERETIC!
@the_cheese_grinder8 ай бұрын
I love celery but wtf it has to be in a chicken salad??
@eliloeb77608 ай бұрын
@@the_cheese_grinder textural differences make food interesting
@the_cheese_grinder8 ай бұрын
@@eliloeb7760 hmm it ain't for me, but you have a point!
@AaronSkone8 ай бұрын
@@eliloeb7760 the texture isn’t what bothers me, I think celery tastes awful.
@justwatching51888 ай бұрын
Great, you are back to making me cry like when Pimblokto left
@dyerseve078 ай бұрын
I could eat this from morning until .............twilight.
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@McShag4208 ай бұрын
This man ALWAYS deserves a like. YSAC, you have given me such joy over the years. Thank you.
@Starguardianbard8 ай бұрын
Edward? Jacob? First time ive seen a Twilight joke in a loooong time
@pehenry8 ай бұрын
I thought those were real people at first.
@yousuckatcooking8 ай бұрын
.......I honestly had no idea
@tedweird8 ай бұрын
strangely enough, it's the second one I've seen this week, after possibly years of not
@ikkimurrell10748 ай бұрын
@@yousuckatcooking twilight saga will not let you go away from it you are damned now
@Lameashellcosplay8 ай бұрын
There's a twilight resurgence!
@themareofnight15548 ай бұрын
2:25 *point @ screen* HE MENTIONED ME!!
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@BriManeely8 ай бұрын
I'm so unbelievably jealous right now
@mrtoast2448 ай бұрын
beetlejuiced
@west_coast_girl8 ай бұрын
@@mrtoast244 Yes, I'm glad I expanded the comments. I was trying to remember what Reddit called that
@dasgelbevomei18 ай бұрын
lol
@1776Patriot-v28 ай бұрын
These are the greatest food videos on the internet. Period.
@kavandsl19428 ай бұрын
that chicken crossing the road joke/diss really had me 😂
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@gozzilla1778 ай бұрын
That dis was cold! 🥶
@chanvalentine82838 ай бұрын
15 minutes later, the joke about crossing finally kicks in like an ice cream headache.
@deprofundis32938 ай бұрын
I still don't get it 😅
@idek10138 ай бұрын
@deprofundis3293 *to chicken* you don't even know why you crossed (the road), do you?
@thegodofpez8 ай бұрын
I heavily recommend this guy’s cookbook. I usually come here for the humor, but this guy knows his sh*t. Wisdom.
in Brazil we call that a "Natural Sandwich" and we also add some tomato slices, gratted carrot and lettuce, the pickle not so much and the onion is usually white
@daddyilo8 ай бұрын
Flavor glitter of the earth you are.
@HeyitsBri_8 ай бұрын
“I forgot how white I am” with the bare seasoning cabinet? 😂
@amyoung1018 ай бұрын
💯 Agree! 😂😂😂
@Sumguysazz8 ай бұрын
As he proceeds to use smoked paprika. Does that mean Hungarians aren’t white?
@wererat428 ай бұрын
If only the cabinet was full of mayo instead
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@pir8lifeforme7 ай бұрын
I need my white card revoked as I have a huge cabinet of spices and hot sauces. 3 kinds of pepper and 2 kinds of salt on my counter with my bottle of Tabasco Scorpion. I'm a New England girl. LOL
@hbk425818 ай бұрын
I made a batch of this for my lunches this week and they have been the best lunches I've had in months.
@TheAceOfFire8 ай бұрын
0:40, Fun tip! Paint the chicken with oil BEFORE flavor glitter and pepper!
@doug_d7676 ай бұрын
I'm hooked on your videos. Hilarious, and I'm here for the chaos. Food always looks good too!
@BM038 ай бұрын
Wow, these look great! I can't wait for one of my friends to kick the bucket now!
@DasMachineBrettK8 ай бұрын
Seasoning glitter- got it🤣🤣🤣 your humor is peak level man 👏👏👏
@Tvngsten8 ай бұрын
2:05 "You don't even know why you crossed it, do you" Took me way too long to get that joke.
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@hudsonja8 ай бұрын
Shit, I just got it
@hizomelinda6 ай бұрын
I happened uppon your chanel a few weeks ago and immediately started binge watching your content. Your personality and video making style makes your videos so addictive, your positive attitude and kind heart really elevates what you put out to the next level. Your videos are refreshing and motivating and I'm here to see more of any types of content you're going to put out. ❤
@fluffyflareon41528 ай бұрын
im so sorry for your loss
@Dan-jj2vr8 ай бұрын
Thank you for saving me. I have all these ingredients and I am going to make this for dinner. I am going to use my pickle juice to pickle the onions
@davis08128 ай бұрын
Genuinely surprised that when it was time to shred the chicken the wasn't a sick guitar riff involved
@Ri5olu8 ай бұрын
3:36 by cutting diagonally you actually get more perimeter because (2*4)+2(sqrt(2)) > 4+(4*2) I figured this out by using Pythagoras' theorem explaining that when cutting diagonally it creates 2 right angle triangles with a diagonal cut. These diagonal cuts contribute to more perimeter with the hypotenuse. Thank me later. (legit maths)
@bowlofwhiskey8 ай бұрын
this is also the cut that gets you the longest crustless side in one cut if i’m not anti-mistakeless
@Michael-kp4bd8 ай бұрын
@@bowlofwhiskeyyep, in their inequality, they can cancel out the 2*4, because that represents the crust and it’s going to remain constant, no matter the cross-cut. And you’re right, with a single straight cut that makes two pieces, the maximum “crustless side” (for a rectangle, or anything with exactly 2 perpendicular lines of symmetry) is going to be the cut that follows the diagonal.
@Michael-kp4bd8 ай бұрын
@@bowlofwhiskey For non-straight cuts, the maximum “crustless” perimeter would be performed by cutting it into a perfect fractal pattern… then the resulting length is technically infinite. You can also achieve maximum crustless length (infinity) by making infinite cuts, chopping the sandwich into infinite pieces. Due to physical & time constraints, (as well as sticking to social norms so no one says “wtf are you doing to my sandwich”) the single diagonal cut is most advisable for your crustless-edge optimizing needs.
@bowlofwhiskey8 ай бұрын
@@Michael-kp4bd 😂😂😂 tell me where i can get a perfect-fractal-cutting knife 👀
@earlgreyt1238 ай бұрын
If you use a circular cookie cutter will you get chicken pi?
@Crusader0507 ай бұрын
Pinstripe suit? My man's classy as hell!
@jorgenfisk12278 ай бұрын
With each upload it feels like we are slowly approaching the return of Pimblockto
@Debren6668 ай бұрын
I am 4th day in my fasting. Videos with food are nightmarishly good xD
@horrorhotel462908 ай бұрын
careful with that cumin deficiency
@dustdevilmech3 ай бұрын
Man I do suck a cooking. I finally learned in 40 years how to make pickled onions.
@hishu72898 ай бұрын
YSAC spreading awareness of Cumin deficiency
@thedinneris6 ай бұрын
First time I hit the ‘thumbs up’ and subscribe instantly. - obviously, this channel was made for me!
@nekoill8 ай бұрын
If anyone told me when I was a kid that in my late 30s I'd be waiting for a new episode of an Internet cooking show on KZbin not to improve my cooking, but to learn some random unexpected wisdom, I wouldn't even know what the Internet was and immediately failed to understand shit
@ThomatoForce8 ай бұрын
I'm so sorry for your loss
@15oClock8 ай бұрын
"Your life's purpose is pickles." Then I defy my purpose.
@thecatofnineswords8 ай бұрын
Pickles are evil and not fit for human consumption.
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@coryray84368 ай бұрын
Likewise.
@zhsome80398 ай бұрын
LMAO the shot where the phone drops to the bouncy mat killed me xDDDD
@birb64728 ай бұрын
I see you're a triangular cutter. Consider, the Y cut, 120 degree angles, three pieces
@get2dachoppa2498 ай бұрын
Then consider the traditional Y front briefs…
@jonathanmueller28498 ай бұрын
But have you considered cutting at 10 degree intervals? Then you can have 36 pieces.
@janethowe88128 ай бұрын
Frankly, all those cuts, much too sophisticated for me. I'm not bringing out afternoon tea. Just eating a sandwich. Triangle halves my favorite. They're just so 'nuveau riche' to me. Matter of fact, not even sure I spelled it correctly.
@jonspell888 ай бұрын
Triangle Man, Triangle Man...
@Michael-kp4bd8 ай бұрын
I tend to cut it across the middle, and then cry about the mistake I cannot undo
@jonofthehill7 ай бұрын
Cumin and paprika is the best spice combo EVER. Try it in your ramen, mix it in your burger meat, sprinkle it on your cheesy nachos, use it with olive oil and pineapple juice as a steak marinade, sprinkle a bit on your hot dog after applying the mustard, feed it to your cat on a treat and watch it freak out, pour it in your eyes to cause temporary blindness, use it to identify dead people hiding in this realm, it works for EVERYTHING.
@CrossxFir38 ай бұрын
You uhh, forgot a healthy dollop of mustard. Crucial for extra brine.
@kylecampion96688 ай бұрын
Of all the spices I expected to show up for chicken salad I was def not expecting paprika and cumin 😅… my chicken and mayo pairing combines with pecans (or walnuts), red grapes, celery, thyme, dill, dijon, and lime juice on a big buttery croissant.
@spoddie8 ай бұрын
I didn't know cumin deficiency was a thing. I'd better stock up on the weekend - if I last that long.
@osmodius-s1y4 ай бұрын
I have been watching you for so many years. You never disappoint. Always worth my time
@chairedge8 ай бұрын
I am nearing the end of the life I was given. The doctors said, "fatal cumin deficiency". I maybe, maybe not, have this day to live. And funny enough, despite the bottle of cumin on the table next to me, it's too late. All the cumin in the world can't fix the damage the deficiency did. I did this to myself. I thought I could look up to him. I thought staying off the cumin was the way to be as cool as him. Too late to think about these now, is it? The phone rings. I muster strength into my arm to pick it up. It feels like a cinder block. "Hey man, do you have any spices I can borrow? Like, anything with flavor, maybe?"
@Internet-Spider8 ай бұрын
The nightmares joke might be one of my all time favorites on this channel
@Baximus8 ай бұрын
You made a chicken salad sandwich, but paid the ultimate price.
@KestrelHarper8 ай бұрын
Man the wit just stays fresh I don't know how he does it.
@mattm18238 ай бұрын
Try some sweetened rice vinegar in your next batch of pickles, it will blow your mind.
@jeremygregorio74722 ай бұрын
It is written that he who creates the best chicken salad sandwich will be ruler of the world.
@PopeGoliath8 ай бұрын
I choked on a sandwich pickle when I was five, and ever after my parents ordered my sandwiches without pickles. When I got old enough to order things myself I continued to order the way I was taught. Now I'm an adult and I still don't like pickles on sandwiches. Pickles are super tasty on their own, though.
@barbaraspehar27858 ай бұрын
Why do I laugh when he says “ now just wang jangle that around” every time? 😂
@edwilkinson17608 ай бұрын
0:12 ummm. i'm still here.
@myfurryfam3658 ай бұрын
Hey Edward. Glad you’re alive 😊
@johanandersson82528 ай бұрын
No Chicken was harmed during this video.
@dungeoneering19748 ай бұрын
That sando would by exactly 90% better toasted.
@ViolettaEcho8 ай бұрын
I was like really??? Just basic bread, not a single thing done to it? What channel is this?
@nou69908 ай бұрын
mayo-based-salad based sandwiches should always be made with flaccid lukewarm bread imo. it keeps the filling from squeezing out like a tube of toothpastes with no sides, and also it just feels right to me
@dungeoneering19748 ай бұрын
@@nou6990 yeah, if you toast it too crunchy. Lightly toasted is just right for a chicken salad sando. YMMV
@LoveJoy4Jesus8 ай бұрын
“I’m using regular chicken 🙂” NO WAY that’s the type of chicken I use too 😦
@desque22838 ай бұрын
Jeez I wasn’t prepared to be devastated like that at the end..
@wombat.66528 ай бұрын
Random Tangent: Finally worked out how to tolerate peanut butter ( good protein for me attempting to be vegetarian ). Thick slices of bread. Butter one with peanut butter. Slices of apple. cinnamon - the last slice of bread.
@wombat.66528 ай бұрын
hope that is useful for someone
@PoorMuddyRivers8 ай бұрын
i like sandwiches
@yousuckatcooking8 ай бұрын
I also like sandwiches
@Zekellus8 ай бұрын
@@yousuckatcooking oh so you hate burgers??
@konstantin_d.m8 ай бұрын
I like trains
@marycrittenden12108 ай бұрын
Me too!
@coscorrodrift8 ай бұрын
@@Zekellus this is how it feels like to be on twitter
@jordanirving13298 ай бұрын
The call back to the previous chicken video was amazing
@aaronfehrenbach8128 ай бұрын
I don’t understand the science behind dissics (2:04) Like when you diss someone, isn’t that also considered a Roast? Like “oooh you got roasted” How did dissing someone end up resulting in literally the opposite effect?
@santauxia8 ай бұрын
No horses were killed during the making of this sammich.
@badiba798 ай бұрын
Celery salt, man. That’s the secret.
@MyZenSafari8 ай бұрын
Love all these videos, always makes me laugh!
@Scourge-of-God8 ай бұрын
R. I. P. Jacob
@KuaEtus8 ай бұрын
You never stop surprising me.
@nemure8 ай бұрын
I did NOT see that coming 😂😂😂
@theactualdarthvader8 ай бұрын
“ugh i forgot how white i am” LMFAOOOOO
@RuthBhmand8 ай бұрын
I’m not especially surprised that YSAC knows the people from Twilight , but I wonder how many years they go back. How old is YSAC actually???🐝
@Illusion5178 ай бұрын
15 going on 40 would be my guess
@RuthBhmand8 ай бұрын
@@Illusion517 or 29 going on 132?
@axemexa18 ай бұрын
The cumin deficiency part was gold
@jellyboy81918 ай бұрын
2:40 when I heard "Seasoning" I literally said out loud, "You have that????" And then I was proven correct LOL
@JaqenHghar.8 ай бұрын
That jokes actually about people like you but whatever
@jellyboy81918 ай бұрын
@@JaqenHghar. Oh no I cook using a bunch of different seasonings when I cook, and not trying to come off rude but I'm black.
@ravendevino64198 ай бұрын
"Eh! I forgot how white I am!" Killed me
@abdou25238 ай бұрын
@yousuckatcooking hey he’s using your foortage 00:56
@IgorEngelen19748 ай бұрын
I'd like to recommend to use chicken with builtin hardboiled eggs. It's adds to the flavour and changes the structure a bit. In addition to that you can also add finely chopped chives to the mix.
@x3j5058 ай бұрын
Not a big fan of tuna of the land. Do you think I could substitute it with mountain chicken meat?
@yousuckatcooking8 ай бұрын
Very common substitution although even more common is using chicken of the ranch (beef)
@sushi_99028 ай бұрын
I use chicken of the ranch ( beef) in all of my vegan dishes, I think it would make a great substitute for tuna of the land. It's delicious.
@LordDragox4128 ай бұрын
@@sushi_9902 Just make sure you don't use chicken of the ranch sauce. Cumin is not vegan.
@someoneelse63628 ай бұрын
"Chicken of the land." Genius! Why didn't I think of that?
@PlanetErt8 ай бұрын
2:10 I hate it when I don't let it cool down enough, and my fork melts :(
@manofredearth8 ай бұрын
My life's purpose is knowing that pickles are always a side and never a topping/condiment.
@60DollarCodger8 ай бұрын
thank you for bringing attention to cumin deficiency
@BooTeaCheeks8 ай бұрын
Jacob sacrificed himself so that we could experience flavor.
@28th_St_Air8 ай бұрын
@3:48 this is hands down some of the most gripping hand acting ever.
It looks like a solid chicken salad, but I'd recommend sweet pickle relish in addition or even possible replacement of the chopped pickles. It's delicious, easier, and allows me to skip pickling the onions and just throw em in raw.
@crimsonvale73378 ай бұрын
0:07 jesus christ, that’s a niche joke…
@RealWunterslaush5 ай бұрын
to anyone who doesn’t buy canned tuna, i guess
@yepitisnathan7 ай бұрын
I was mid pickle bite in my sandwich when you said "A sandwich must have pickles". I'll cherish this moment forever.
@dataraxia35208 ай бұрын
2:43 "Let's go to my seasoning cabinet and... Ugh I keep forgetting how white I am" You just insulted my entire culture. But yes.
@lettuce16266 ай бұрын
Im gonna start using the term "flavor glitters" from now on