Game Day Artichoke Dip - You Suck at Cooking (episode 71)

[@manlymuffinman5827]

Guys, please don't use a shallow baking dish. Use a baking dish that cares about you for who you really are.

[@yousuckatcooking]

Hahaha

[@aaivn.]

😂😂😂

[@malikayoub5333]

Thats actually pretty funny!😂

[@starrycactusx5978]

Lol.

[@tobygreen6661]

_

[@robertdavis1783]

"99 out of a thousand times" is my new favorite go-to.

[@danielwg514]

Where is it

[@JayOnDaCob]

Daniel Goldman 3:17

[@pissapocalypse]

I love how that's less than 10% lol Yes I can do math, and in doing so I have established my alpha presence

[@JayOnDaCob]

Maggatrix no it’s 9.9%

[@JakeFish5058]

@@JayOnDaCob which... is less than 10%. Congrats internet stranger👍

[@Darkmatter105]

You should warn people before showing that yellow belt. I was not ready to be terrified.

[@e3ll840]

there's 666 likes... *grabs cross* whoop here we go

[@lala-kc3br]

@John Null and high heels

[@twigtoyoulater]

then what would you do if you saw a red belt?

[@pearlo3752]

@@twigtoyoulater what about a red belt?

[@ombrezz7030]

@@twigtoyoulater its not funny to joke about red belts like that, every year thousands of families suffer because of them, what are you gonna say next? something horrible about blue belts? smh my head

[@katie3740]

I have never seen anyone walk so gracefully in pumps before. Bravo.

[@tubeofyou]

Katie Ledesma his hips sashayed away

[@jeanettewaverly2590]

I could never wear those things without falling on my a$$.

[@thechoisoobean-1058]

The whole Alpha segment is some of the best content I've ever watched...

[@justinxin8415]

Savi B Same he- (Blue screen)

[@NutmegBGB]

A true alpha doesn't give a damn about societal expectations of masculinity. They wear their nail polish, glitter, and alpha pumps with pride! An "alpha" that is so insecure in their manliness that they can't do what makes them happy is really an omega.

[@anattablue]

@@NutmegBGB A true alpha admits their insecurities and remains confident with who they are and their personal comforts in style. not every person needs to be a drag queen.

[@NutmegBGB]

@@anattablue I didn't mean to imply that, sorry if it came across that way.

[@a.w.4708]

I love that this conversation didn't turn into fight

[@STEPnREPEAT]

i was just trying to find a basic ass artichoke dip recipe and ended up being thoroughly entertained ..lol!

[@yousuckatcooking]

:)

[@zealotoftheorchard9853]

Sorry to say but you aint going to find anything basic here.

[@theiconofmemes5779]

STEPnREPEAT He has a over a hundred videos of this gold.

[@randomlyyellow6466]

*laughs in brown belt*

[@sloopy5672]

STEPnREPEAT consider yourself lucky

[@yousuckatcooking]

Let's get out there and have a GOOD. CLEAN. GAME.

[@roryharper9889]

You Suck At Cooking good? It will be a good game. Clean? Can't say anything about that

[@yousuckatcooking]

Fair.

[@schuylersterling]

You tied your yellow belt wrong

[@phrasers]

How important is a freshly laundered uniform to the sport process

[@argnator]

but what if the game is Dirty Filthy Mudball?

[@besteverythingever9259]

Parmesamnesia - when you forget to add enough parmesan.

[@michaelnelson2976]

Just recreated this recipe and don't skip on those instructions, the knife taped to the football really rounds out the flavors

[@thatoneinternetguy9258]

Football!?

[@thecondog9597]

"rounds" I see what u did

[@peachykeen327]

This one... This one is my favourite. Purely for the high-five high-five high-five

[@yousuckatcooking]

high-five

[@what-bl1ut]

@@yousuckatcooking high-five

[@Carnomus]

@@what-bl1ut high five

[@what-bl1ut]

@@Carnomus high-five

[@aaronaaronsen3360]

High five

[@thechoisoobean-1058]

This is the highlight of my month, no lie, this is everything!

[@AveryySmith]

I love how you actually respond to the comments. it makes me happy :)

[@yousuckatcooking]

It makes me happy too :)

[@JustaSillyLittleGuy69]

@@yousuckatcooking I would like your reply but it's at 69, which is the number of the the best glitterback sportsball player AND NOTHING ELSE.

[@lea-ct4uo]

thats too wholesome im gonna cry but im not gonna because im so alpha

[@lazyboii2408]

@@lea-ct4uo you should know that the real alphas can cry in front of others.

[@Average_adam]

I love how the vitamix still comes up.

[@3p1cand3rs0n]

Adam Mater - that Vitamix lives in our hearts forever. Until we can afford to get one of our own. Then screw his sister's stupid Vitamix which wasn't that great anyway so she can keep it hahaha we're better than her.

[@rawovunlapin8201]

Adam Mater the continuity throughout the videos is indeed a nice touch.

[@jendippity4213]

Hey I just wanted to let you know that your eye drops expire September of 2019. That seems like kinda far away but it'll probably be here before you know it. Depending on how often you use them it may be a good idea to put the expiration in your calendar so you'll get a notification when it's time to throw it away and get a new one. Like for me I don't use my eye drops super often, just as needed, so it definitely expires before I finish it. I mean you can risk it and just use the eye drops without worrying about when they outdate, but personally I wouldn't take the chance. I mean it's totally up to you though like if you're not too worried about it then that's cool.

[@yousuckatcooking]

Wow thanks. Whe you throw logic at me like that I have no choice but to go into deep thoughtfull consideration and realize that I’ve really been careless when it comes to assuming everything will just last forever. But it won’t last forever. There are limits that are staring me directly in the face. And I’m gonna write those limits down in my calendar right now.

[@Automatic-Diaphragm]

Are you his ghostwriter or what

[@jendippity4213]

You Suck At Cooking... Ugh I'm so relieved. I didn't want to be "that person" you know, but I couldn't just stand idly by and not say anything. We have to look out for eachother, brothers and sisters. Muah. Get rekked.

[@jendippity4213]

Automatic Diaphragm... Unofficially

[@oliviaadams457]

*w h o l e s o m e c o n t e n t*

[@daishabrown9190]

"If your only 7'2 like me slip on a pair of alpha pumps😂😂😂😂"

[@SCP--sf3fu]

What about my only 7'2"?

[@taritangeo4948]

Do you have any clue how hard it is to find pumps for someone that tall. Thats dedication

[@recoveringsoul755]

@@taritangeo4948 He can't possibly be that tall. I had a friend 6'3" in high school and she had to go to special stores to find shoes. About the largest size you can find in women's shoes in most places is a 10, which is about an 8 in men's sizes. Although these days, with all the transgender stuff, that may have changed. I haven't been able to afford shopping in some time

[@recoveringsoul755]

@Mina69a I know men can get tall. My son is 6'5" and I dated a guy who was 6'8". But for women's shoes, like I said, the cute shoes pretty much stop around size 9 so I lucked out there. Size 10 and up are not much of a selection so it's harder to find things. So for a man that size, height, his feet are probably over a mens 15 or higher. So it's be couple sizes larger in women's shoe size. Not gonna find size 20 women's shoes too often. Special order maybe. IMHO he's not that tall

[@recoveringsoul755]

andI know its a joke

[@santisanti8386]

Where have you been so long?! OK, you're forgiven, it was totally worth it waiting! I heart you!

[@besteverythingever9259]

santi santi - hi if you like food go eat some thank you

[@Lauen]

I love every one of your videos so much, please never stop

[@gerryfolds7488]

Hey you, it's me (3 years from the future). He hasn't...

[@the6ig6adwolf]

Damn I'm only 6'5. I better go shopping for a pair of alpha pumps right away. 👠

[@jfkfromclonehigh8157]

ha short

[@evanesparza7238]

Uh obviously there is no way anyone will let you be the alpha like that

[@the_sad_gopnik6220]

@@bellablue8646 r/wooooooshh

[@weirdo1766]

Hah shortie!

[@Lemonsrt]

Fun fact - high heels were originally worn by men to look taller

[@mandala314]

Happy Sportsball everyone! Go teams!

[@dylan1160]

Sayem this is the most edited comment since fuck...

[@xXLiLJokerXx]

How about that local team huh? They sure do stuff

[@VoidplayLP]

xXLiLJokerXx yeah i really Like that one guy with the legs.

[@deepblue1080]

ur dumb

[@ryeguy01]

Come on, Benjals! Get loose!

[@sirsage3311]

Hey YSAC! You couldn't make a bad video even if you had very specific instructions to do so! High five High five High five High five

[@MrLastlived]

Whoa.. That was like... Mean.

[@LilClap]

Sir Sage WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH ARE YOU SAYING HE CANT FOLLOW INSTRUCTIONS BECAUSE HE’S DUMB?

[@sang1025com]

guy:why you didnt liked a comment you liked me:it had 420 likes

[@chunkybacon5724]

WHOA I will give a high five to that

[@jordanicefresh]

@@MrLastlived isn't it a compliment tho or am I being woooshd

[@alexandero9936]

These videos are the kind of funny that doesn’t make you laugh but instead are really amusing to watch and leave you with a satisfied feeling inside.

[@rosielove4045]

Rest in peace, vitamix, how will we cut our... baking soda now?

[@jackson2170]

With a Knifesketball.

[@BobertJoe]

I cut my baking soda with cocaine. Wait I think I got that backwards

[@jameshill2450]

That must take forever. Cocaine is way too hard to sharpen.

[@AttAckstrings]

Quality content as always, you are a comedy genius man.

[@DonutUnderpants]

Book title, as shown at 4:57, is dada: Art and Anti-Art.

[@madisontapp5623]

That's a textbook/for education title of I've ever heard one

[@CRPankow]

This is exactly what I came down to the comments section for. XD Thanks!

[@Vasharan]

You can't put Art and Anti-Art in the same book! They'll annihilate each other and release a stream of energetic pronouns.

[@sarahw3929]

The alpha shirt got me good. best KZbinr ever 10/10

[@Silentgrace11]

I literally found this beautiful masterpiece of a channel 12 hours ago, and I already want to sit down and binge watch every single episode *_*

[@dranflakes9093]

2:00 he never forget the vitamix

[@NutmegBGB]

YSAC Family Reunion: Sister: You're seriously still mad at me? YSAC: YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID, KAREN.

[@TrevorSomethingIsGod]

I love you and your undo at four hundo

[@RedprintBobcat]

TrevorSomethingIsGod TrevorSomethingDoesNotExist

[@Typical53]

I love Trevor so much

[@dickmeatbootysack2165]

Jyri TrevorSomethingLetThemBelieveWhatTheyWant

[@ProfessorPicke]

The Kalam Cosmological Argument: Premise 1: Whatever begins to exist has a cause. Premise 2: The universe began to exist. Premise 3: Therefore, the universe has a cause.

[@joelvarela4444]

You shouldn’t love him he spanked pimblockto

[@ticfortea]

Nothing says "Well-rounded human being" like playing tennis with Dadaist literature in the snow.

[@nathanhardcastle1729]

0:55 love the leaking leak

[@disappointingperson9162]

If your leak isn't leaking, congratulations, you don't have a leak

[@Meowz4dayz951]

@@disappointingperson9162 and If you don't have a leak, check to see if you have a leek, so you can make this dip

[@masterofnone]

That is an alpha meal. Go sports!

[@yousuckatcooking]

🙌🏽

[@Guruc13]

It works every time

[@DirectionallyChallenged]

See, I prefer to chop my garlic with the actual racket itself. the wire doesn't make it that fine, but if you smash it a few times it's pretty good.

[@wallflee]

can somebody write lyrics to the song at the ending, it's too demanding to me to follow all those words

[@nifty5799]

It’s like mumble rap

[@yesellestaken]

uhh there are captions...

[@zanderlee592]

use cc

[@verticallettuce3140]

Sports Sports Sports Let’s play sports Books Books Books Let’s read books Let’s play sports and let’s read books And be well rounded human beings Sports Books Sports

[@真白ぽよ]

Damon Phan this comment is not a joke though.

[@chelebel]

Amazingly clever as always,! Blue screen joke so truthfully funny. Thank you for making my game day way more interesting.

[@Darqusse]

A new ysac episode as you’re binge watching ysac episodes, what more would you want

[@yousuckatcooking]

A sandwich?

[@uneehq]

A lasagna

[@tablynn5274]

I love the fact that he is walking in pumps and he is rocking it!

[@joshualeefyi]

Great videos always glad I notified to your channel so I can see all your new videos I've watched literally every video you have made

[@adog3129]

joshuafyi anderson same here, i think a lot of people have watched them all. Remember when he used to swear constantly?

[@mostdefinitelyhenry]

this guy never runs out of ideas it's ridiculous. this is the epitome of great content

[@kingofburglandia7744]

What is this masterpiece of a channel that I've found

[@nashpaniuq2636]

Is this heart day? So many comments getting hearts, also, instead of a heart, can I get that $20 alpha male bribe?

[@LyricWulf]

I thought he would have put clean golf balls but uh that's definitely dirt in there. :T

[@fish7165]

I dont see the problem

[@nothanks39]

it's brown sugar (this is a joke i don't know what it is)

[@recoveringsoul755]

trail seasoning like when I sprinkle dirt from the actual ground onto my food when backpacking.

[@norwaee]

Gives it a bit of earthy heat, I always add a bit.

[@miniwarrior7]

He doesn't even like artichokes

[@bitzibaerlie]

Somehow, I would not put it past you to properly place the catheter just for the sake of this video. Your dedication is on another level.

[@HiddenLunarWings]

"So now that we 100% know who the alpha is, I'm gonna get back into the kitchen and check on that dip." It's the subtle humor I like.

[@SauceStache]

I can't wait to read a book during the Super Bowl while eating arty dip with a carrot spoon i whittled in my weekend whittling class!

[@ubermensch5127]

That was the most cursed intro ever Edit: I watched the rest of the video and I’m in tears. Best YSAC ever

[@juliawhitmore3991]

Thank god I was beginning to forget what joy felt like

[@yousuckatcooking]

Hahaha.

[@mangeaujuice]

Comments section is actually the love club by lorde I’m jealous

[@wldqq]

♩♫ Feeling good on a Wednesday, ya ya yaaa ♩♫

[@BreakFixRepair]

When the leek leaked I fking lost it LMAO!!!

[@TheSpriteStory]

I love you rn

[@annachandler1064]

Theory: Binging with Babish and YSAC are actually the same person, but they just don’t know it.

[@yousuckatcooking]

Excellent theory.

[@florascent9ts]

i don't intend for this to sound backhanded--or front, side, top, or bottom-handed, etc. but this video was really great. i was worried you lost your edge after your channel exploded, but that's clearly not the case!

[@yousuckatcooking]

Wow. What a flap-handed compliment.

[@dominikdupa6715]

a

[@SabakaGaming]

@@dominikdupa6715 b?

[@dominikdupa6715]

@@SabakaGaming c

[@SabakaGaming]

@@dominikdupa6715 d

[@davenjones9881]

❤❤❤ you wangjangled my heart

[@Ghalaghor_McAllistor]

This should be on a card.

[@fin5377]

That sounds painful

[@sleepypercy]

the leek ... leaks

[@NikkiBdraws]

I've been binging these videos for days, and this is definitely 1 of my favorites. I got some major nostalgia when I saw the MVP ball. Now, I'm wondering when you worked at Microsoft.

[@oliviatraciee]

I am just so impressed at how well you walk in those heels.

[@yousuckatcooking]

I can do better.

[@oliviatraciee]

You Suck At Cooking I don't believe it

[@yousuckatcooking]

HOLD MY SIPPY CUP

[@bumblegrumble3908]

Lmao the exact _second_ school finishes this comes out. Day improved 1000%

[@flashcre8or]

"And be well rounded human beings" Now that's a message I can get behind

[@finnyuong4814]

bruh why everybody gettin hearts 🤤

[@TheEternalSweetooth]

Because we are all beautiful

[@KristinM2288]

Triston Charge stop talkin about your mom like that

[@RikNRolla1229]

Kristin M OOOH, BURN!!!

[@KristinM2288]

Triston Charge 😂😂😂 wth

[@sabersight908]

burnnnnn !!!!!!!!!!! hahaha

[@SweetRian]

Editing is amazing as usual 🤗🤗🤗

[@ratchetsaturngirI]

this dude is no doubt, definitely the best thing to ever come out of youtube.

[@DrunkOnLemonades]

You just know the day has gotten even better when you get a notification. Yay! :D

[@yousuckatcooking]

Yeahhh!

[@alvinl5291]

no, cuz when i get the notification i know that watching the video wont make me happy forever just for 5 minutes

[@_101qw5]

You Suck At Cooking Gordon Ramsey need's to see your majestic work

[@_101qw5]

This video is so powerful I'm holding back tears

[@therandomchicken6517]

Nigga u weak af

[@therandomchicken6517]

Nvm I just cried

[@turispaev]

I love that your videos incorporate comedy with really useful tips and recipes

[@12bees]

how can someone be this funny,,,,,save some for the rest of us bud

[@yousuckatcooking]

No way bud!

[@12bees]

You Suck At Cooking i mean, that's fair; you use your powers for Good after all

[@popanollie1]

i can not get enough of your videos

[@gemmagb9786]

Definitely my favourite thing to watch on KZbin. Funny, educational and you learn how to cook. Genius!

[@dfgdfg_]

Reasonably sure the book is "Dadas on Art: Tzara, Arp, Duchamp and Others" by Lucy R. Lippard

[@safin8101]

IDK if you're gonna see this or not but you made my day a lot better. Thank you very much!

[@nukifera7928]

I've only seen three videos so far and i think i love you

[@itsrainingagan3772]

I recommend alpha pumps in dark red, like the blood of your less alphaey opponents. Red lipstick also really spooks your enemies.

[@wasabiwaffle]

I'm like 8 hours late but can i join the ❤ club

[@wasabiwaffle]

Thanks bruh

[@ZorillaMyrid181]

I’m 7 months late, am I still involved?

[@softntired7082]

I'm like 8 months late but can I join the ❤ club?

[@mandyeosphantasmas1202]

This channel won the "never let them know you'r next move" trend before it even started

[@tas2583]

Leaky leeks.

[@samriddhi43]

TAS the best!

[@Whydidntyousayhiback]

YES ANOTHER YSAC VIDEO! WHAT TOOK SO LONG?!!!

[@jameshill2450]

Last one was 5 weeks ago. It's because he has a new show, You Suck At Everything. It was advertised here a few videos ago.

[@Goldi-Luc]

James Hill but how do I get to it? Is it available? I searched youtube and found one advertisement for it, but all the comments under that said that it had shut down and wasn't going to be made after all...

[@olivyae3057]

He's too busy Casually Explaining stuff

[@Thee_Sinner]

Oh, you’re alive! Ok good, I was gettin worried, man...

[@venomissocute3448]

No heart for you

[@artichoke2541]

Please don't eat me.

[@js-yall]

Artichoke is that neko atsume in your profile pic?

[@artichoke2541]

Js Yall Yaas :3

[@js-yall]

puteraasyiq wtf hahahaaahaahaa

[@ThatIckyGuy]

Protect your heart, Indy!

[@NOLBADE]

Too late 😈😈😈

[@thomasv8851]

CONGRATS ON 1 MIL!!!!!!!! You deserve each and every one of them

[@rancorrostu3329]

This just made my day

[@moistfloorsock]

*high five high five high five high five high five*

[@candycoated_rage6591]

High five

[@MrHumunuk]

Your videos make me smile A LOT but also bite down on my teeth because it just gets too much of goodness for my heart.

[@ttvresie]

After you said you were 7'2" I literally just leaned back in my chair and stared at the ceiling for a second then kept thinking about it while the rest of the video played. I'm so small compared to you holy shit

[@amyholder9049]

I think he was joking, lol

[@heyaroo]

Of course the referee blocks the reflection of your beautiful face on the TV, sigh.

[@josephwelch547]

heyaroo He's like Medusa. If you look into his eyes you turn to stone.

[@NR2GOODTV]

Mufasa*

[@Snarkily]

Your best video, and no it wasn't 3 years ago, it was now. Prove me wrong.

[@yoonseomg9693]

I'm just here for the incredibly ridiculous words delivered in an amazingly dead pan voice, in an order so absurd that if i didn't have visual i would be lost.

[@BallisticBBQ]

Yet another EPIC video recipe, although I have to admit, I developed a slight queasy feeling when you dawned your alpha pumps. Dig'n your assortment of game day kitchen tools by the way! Cheers!

[@ArnieMcStranglehold]

Funnily enough, the Leek joke was good dry humor.

[@w_ldan]

0:54 Dude, i just realize that the leek is "leaking"

[@TheAkira277]

HAHAHAHAHA LOVE THE LEAK JOKE

[@delsin1126]

I guess youtube really love you. You ALWAYS get on trending and it’s great

[@KristinM2288]

Where can I find a 2018 Grand Slamjangler? They’re out at Bed Bath and Beyond

[@yousuckatcooking]

Try Bass Pro

[@dasoulfoodbuffet]

Did you look all the way in the BEYOND section?

[@KristinM2288]

You Suck At Cooking thanks!

[@akshala]

I died at that Windows football

[@yousuckatcooking]

BEEP BOP BO BOOP.

[@akshala]

You Suck At Cooking I swear getting noticed by you means as much to me as getting noticed by my favourite celebrity I love u

[@flgingpear]

I just love going to this channel. It's the small corner of KZbin with cooking and laughs. These videos always cheer me up :D

[@honestone2772]

I’ve been waiting for this moment

[@subhamagrawalla7069]

Well in my humble opinion, of course without offending anyone who thinks differently from my point of view, but also by looking this matter in a different way and without fighting and by trying to make it clear, and by considering each and everyone opinion, I honestly believe that I completely forgot what I was going to say.

[@asston712]

I disagree with you but I want to do so respectfully so that way I don't start an argument, anyway in my point of view I believe the I also completely forgot what I was gonna say.

[@anothershittydepresseddude6691]

Well, to say so, you really have to take into account the fact that everyone’s opinions are not actually the same, and that intelligence is sometimes an inherited trait, but that doesn’t mean anything to a very high population of people. But in the very end, when there’s no distractions or obstacles to overcome or naysayers and the like vying to dethrone you from your position, that I honestly, genuinely, without a shadow of a doubt have absolutely zero knowledge of what the hell I’m talking about.

[@tusk8230]

Well, when considering the sensitivity of people nowadays, it hurts to say anything outside of the tameness of a glass of tap water, it is important to realize that you need to shoot for your demographic and take it, as you will only live once, so it's better to make sure that you always keep calm and I don't remember what the fuck I was doing, I think i left the onion on.

[@NamekFreakazoid]

i disagree, no offense

[@1SevenCirclesDesign]

It took me a solid 30 seconds to figure out what a mayo pod was

[@milqvetoast]

Who else has seen all 71 of these videos?

[@shoegal]

Bluestar Thecool me. Bingewatched the week I discovered his channel.

[@DamnLyons]

probably You Suck at Cooking

[@chloeella.]

Bluestar Thecool me.

[@crispyspa]

You goddamn right I have. This is possibly the best Channel I am subscribed to

[@shmekeldorf7523]

Me

[@jackiesolis9039]

IVE BEEN WAITING

[@benjaminmunst8890]

OK, lets face it. This guy is by far the funniest on KZbin. Every single episode is legit.

[@wasteland_works]

my mom loves your videos so much...

[@yousuckatcooking]

I know.

[@Mega98RP]

do you take pre order on the Knifesketballs?

[@yousuckatcooking]

Yup.