ASMR Potato Latkes - You Suck at Cooking (episode 61)

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ASMR (Autonomous sensory meridian response ) is an experience of tingling sensations that has been compared with auditory-tactile synesthesia. ASMR signifies the subjective experience of "low-grade euphoria" characterised by "a combination of positive feelings and a distinct static-like tingling sensation on the skin", commonly triggered by sounds. In this case you may feel more "high grade panic" or "medium grade annoyance" or "low grade indifference."
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How to make potato latkes:
- buy some russet or Yukon Gold or starchy potatoes
- peel and shred them
- roll them up in your American Apparel T Shirt and squeeze the hell out of them. Really really squeeze out as much water as possible.
- chop a shallot or onion finely and mix it in
- walk across your glass board and retrieve your egg from your lego bag, then walk across your peanut shell topped board and then allow your eggs to say goodbye before cracking one in.
- put in some salt and pepper pepper pepper
- heat some oil in a pan, around 1/4 inch (canola, peanut, or something with a high smoke point)
- Spoon some latke shreds in there. Make it less thick than I did. One heaping tablespoon is enough.
- you can sort of flatten it out with the spoon or wangjangler
- cook until crispy brown on one side, then carefully flip until the other side is cooked
- serve with whatever you think will taste good with it, including nothing if that's your jam

[@mango8erry]

I can just imagine someone falling asleep to this and then hearing: *SHALLOTS*

[@thomasmacdonough288]

*IMPRISONING ME*

[@mango8erry]

*ALL THAT I SEE*

[@highsoldier420]

@@mango8erry *ABSOLUTELY YEEEESSSSS*

[@saltypumpkin927]

SilentNinjaGaming I’m pretty sure it was ABSOLUTE LAYERS

[@highsoldier420]

@@saltypumpkin927 whoops

[@jourdainpita7233]

Hm, wonder why he has a bandaid? *sees floor covered in glass* Oh.

[@kakikamakika9560]

or maybe the legos

[@sahermerchant]

Definitely the peanuts

[@Malazar77]

Its Those Damm eggs

[@ThatOneGuy-fi5su]

That damned bubble wrap

[@kairuku6552]

Those damn pillows

[@PR0LIFIC]

I expected this to be a typical ASMR parody doing the whole “look how weird this subcultures is” thing. but it turned out to be an actual ASMR video while retaining his humor. Great video my guy.

[@abokoblin2156]

Great comment my guy

[@karlarmstrong3155]

@@abokoblin2156 seconded my guy

[@Bhatt_Hole]

ASMR is practically begging for such parody.

[@vicentetorrejon1405]

My guy, my guy

[@JayOnDaCob]

Bhatt Hole agreed

[@pecel2892]

This dude is chaos and order as one entity that somehow hasn't thought of yeeting humanity into extinction for a video for some reason.

[@wejwyj2230]

So Equinox if he decided to be a sarcastic/sassy cook?

[@hiii3878]

dont give him ideas

[@LibertyDino]

@@hiii3878 the problem is he would do it so good that we like it.

[@StarchDisks]

You just said something actually smart in a ysac video...

[@anthonypolk18]

He started CoronaVirus

[@call_me_mad1236]

I died when I noticed he had to put on acrylic nails just so he could tap.. such dedication lol

[@yousuckatcooking]

I had to trim a couple of them and keep them on for a few days until they loosened because of the crazy glue and because I don't know what acetone is.

[@cosmicfrank5465]

You Suck At Cooking lmaoooo

[@besteverythingever9259]

@Maddie All true artists have to make great sacrifices.

[@Whydidntyousayhiback]

Maddie - SUCH DEDICATION

[@ChiTenshi13]

Maddie - saaaaame

[@deadaf6098]

This is the opposite of how to basic

[@spedleyfilms741]

Yah that’s what I thought

[@lilyjoseph5104]

I mean sort of? Because he still kinda fucks up on foods...but not alot...

[@DeathByZambonis]

Dead Af so u mean like this is actually funny?

[@deadaf6098]

Sianna Rebidoux Howtobasic: -Doesnt talk -fucks up food -walks around naked You suck at cooking: -talks -actually cooks -walks around with pants and shoes on

[@DeathByZambonis]

Dead Af exactly my point

[@RodRegan]

I now consistently use the term wang jangle in everyday conversation thanks to you. Thank you.

[@yousuckatcooking]

You're welcome Rod.

[@Astronomy487]

i do precisely the same

[@DogSpeak]

I do too.. and others have picked it up from me that have no idea where it came from. One day it will come full circle.

[@raychang8648]

I always say "pepper pepper pepper" now.

[@veryboringname.]

Your wang jangle will come one day?

[@CheeseYourself]

"They were conjoined quadruplets, but, now they're two happy couples, I guess." *_SWEET HOME ALABAMAAAAA_*

[@yoshithepuppet6224]

... Ok

[@Virtual_Bastard]

.....ok

[@infoniwceniocwdhvredidhave8126]

...ok

[@EvilSantaTheTrue]

imagine breaking chains

[@beaniewearingtrashcat8066]

Totally Normal Feline yeah lkr

[@_justint]

Nice nails homie

[@nissie2936]

i honestly wonder why he has them

[@alengm]

@@nissie2936 to drag them on a variety of surface for an asmr video

[@Storiaron]

@@alengm wow, that's a weird video idea

[@jbetfifty5904]

@@Storiaron i knos right

[@higoodtoseeyouhere298]

THANKS SJ I SEE YOU AROUND

[@Steamed]

Ah the Bob Ross of cooking Can we cook happy potatoes please?

[@hxngjxxngz]

SteamedBunGaming YES!

[@robotic-race]

You drooped som shell in the bowl

[@alexandrk9302]

He cooked 2 potatoes. Because everyone needs a friend

[@raging_raccoonhd6994]

666 likes?

[@LightYagami-ik1cg]

Uh oh. Use to much pepper pepper pepper? It's ok....that's just a happy little accident 🙂

[@HighfalutinLowCarb]

I love you. That is all.

[@alec3733]

you back ;)

[@hjjkkllhhmolionarsenic0062]

Highfalutin' Low Carb I

[@ryanflores5610]

Highfalutin I’m not gay but friend love dude

[@keli999_]

You forgot no homo so now you’re gay

[@fluffymeeme9503]

Highfalutin' Low Carb is

[@slugsaregood5421]

Your hands say 40 your voice says late 20-30’s

[@justinxin8415]

SlugsAreGood Really? Can you send the time when his hands said that? I couldn’t find it in the video.

[@laura2264]

Justin Xin 😂

[@bradleycombat7934]

His nails say hes in his early teens

[@jenm1]

He's probably in the sun a lot

[@Arroes2911]

His hands are vascular and you can see the color of his veins that's why they look a little older.

[@natashapitti5166]

I'd definitely buy a pepper pepper pepper shirt

[@natashapitti5166]

give me the shirt ysac

[@Carcosahead]

give me da pepper!

[@JM-lh8rl]

Carcosa *Pepper pepper pepper

[@elzastillabower1104]

Its all about that wang jangler t-shirt (the idea sounded cool untill I saw it in text...)

[@saikibae_1360]

Natasha Pitti I was you 666 like lol

[@theaverageuser7218]

My left laptop enjoyed this.

[@chgjake2230]

TheAverageUser wit?

[@chgjake2230]

God dammit. Auto correct changed wut to wit

[@glenzennio7256]

Well at least autocorrect had its wits about it.

[@hrku3ui486]

ba dum tiss

[@cousinlarry9968]

ironically this is better than 90% of all asmrs out there trust me i had to do some painful *"research"*

[@TheJaffacookie]

MyCherryCrushASMR.. Searched for her once, after a friend told me she was the best ever. Well long story short I found her on PornHub first

[@jooj3596]

Weird fetish but OK

[@h0rseradish51]

Might be because most of them cater to horny dudes. They put ourselves on YT, pretend to ASMR to stick to the guidelines while advertising their other stuff. The genuine ASMRs I have been finding awesome, though.

[@that1trashborb948]

@@jooj3596 not a fetish but ok

[@samuelwhitton8776]

welcome home soldier

[@starRushi]

I love how when you click on one of his videos you honestly have no idea what you’re going to get. Sometimes it’s a crime detective show about eggs, sometimes it’s asmr, sometimes it’s apologizing for selling your friends dog, and sometimes it’s how to break up with someone.

[@rxndomfxndom7405]

The fact I think I know what episodes you're referencing...

[@krona8079]

I wonder how many people that are actually into asmr came here expecting SOME QUALITY ASMR

[@nocchuannauhccon6678]

anth.i h legit thought it was 😂

[@CookieKeksChoclat]

But it IS quality ASMR. °L°

[@luigi2868]

I searched you suck at cooking asmr lol

[@shmegicorn1065]

I was😂😂

[@janedoex8345]

How dare you to imply it might NOT be quality content ? Kid, you still have to learn so much about the world and the well hidden particularities it has to offer... *sighing*

[@fvg]

The Metallica references got me dead

[@mose1356]

Diddle lmao smae

[@cosmin00ful]

Feel ya'XD

[@ericeeshan]

Diddle me too

[@MartinFuentes126]

One!!

[@jessemess7598]

Diddle same

[@richie6799]

"now lets peel the skin off the potatoes we cleaned for some reason." so much truth

[@danezaia]

Richie Lew 666 likes btw

[@noidiz2678]

"A nice scrubby wash with our shower brush we normally use for our back, shoulders and ass"

[@obituarybug]

Can you imagine just chilling during a sunset and then hearing "SCREAM! CAUSE WHO CAN EVEN TALK LIKE THAT FOR SO LONG?"

[@ZoeClarkTattooer]

I honestly savour every video you make. Not only are they enjoyable, they teach me things.

[@yousuckatcooking]

[@ZoeClarkTattooer]

[@SpensaVenture]

[@_____5489]

[@hn6035]

Zoe Clark Vlogs

[@icyside123]

The fake nails added a nice touch

[@yousuckatcooking]

Fake? Wow.

[@ChristmasCrustacean1]

need someone to hold your earrings?

[@DoomFoxofDeath]

Could it be a subtle hint that the next episode is a makeup tutorial parody/cooking lesson?

[@chgjake2230]

You Suck At Cooking i love you. No homo

[@maxbaard452]

I just watched every single one of your videos in one day... one of the best days

[@yousuckatcooking]

[@robertdicke7249]

That running sound gag made me laugh the entire video, had to watch again so I could learn how to make the potatoes. subscribed.

[@kdschultz1010]

Max Baard Omg me too

[@cocknballsproductions]

i also watch all his videos in one day and then i got sad :(

[@macboi7601]

damn son

[@Sharkman1963]

This is a Masterpiece, and you, Sir, are an Artist.

[@yousuckatcooking]

[@sheeplord4276]

Luv u ysacv

[@keyu1290]

@@yousuckatcooking why did you reply lol, been like two years

[@psychedelicowl3275]

@@keyu1290 shows that he CARES huh? Unlike you for being like this HUH?

[@psychedelicowl3275]

@The Unnamed Cousin NO! It’s my only way a coping and I won’t let anyone take that from me!

[@robust_03]

"Pepper pepper pepper!" I missed that 😂

[@kensalter]

And wangjangler too (even got a double wangjangler)

[@robust_03]

Ken Salter YESSS

[@LeesaDeAndrea]

Really? ASMR? I hate ASMR.

[@havingicecream]

LeesaDeAndrea I love asmr

[@chriscarpenter5808]

havingicecream why????

[@unownfedora2150]

Suddenly we realise he is one of the worlds famous asmr-tists

[@yousuckatcooking]

I am Gentle Whispering.

[@tylerhart8103]

I like how the response has way more likes than the original comment

[@yousuckatcooking]

I like that too.

[@CTC-]

You Suck At Cooking when you said you are Gentle Whispering with G and W caps.You might need to apply lightly russian accent and random mystical hand gestures in YSAC. No judgement.

[@smallinson]

You are The Food Whisperer.

[@the1974]

I have officially binge watched all of your videos. What the fuck am I doing with my life.

[@yousuckatcooking]

Making great choices.

[@the1974]

+You Suck At Cooking lmao this made my day

[@EnjoyingEnjoyer]

You Suck At Cooking 02:00 * likes the video*

[@Debbie338]

I'm in the process right now. Just got sidelined by your comment for a minute. 😏

[@Ins4n1ty_]

idk what you doing but you definitely not cooking. Go fix that now..

[@gentleblasphemy9394]

The “One” cover was especially moving

[@pleasestop2775]

yes

[@jaalo22]

Very.

[@tobyflenderson892]

syn challote

[@davidarruda8400]

Justice for olives

[@DavidArruda-d7r]

​@@davidarruda8400shut up me from 3 years ago

[@aboxingpeach8844]

Boy: "Dad why is my sister's name diamond?" Dad: "Because your mother loves diamonds" Boy: "What about me? Dad: "Enough questions ASMR Potato Latkes - You Suck at Cooking (episode 61).

[@kaitlyn6666]

2Fast2Rare this is quality commentary

[@kevin-sf6on]

Boy: Why is my sister's name Teresa? Dad: Because your mom loves Easter, Teresa is an anagram for Easter. Boy: Thanks dad! Dad: No problem Alan.

[@misterkade2902]

thats not even how the meme works...

[@ASMREats]

Lmfaoooo 😂😂😂😂😂 You're hilarious 2Fast2Rare 👍🏼😂😂

[@ASMREats]

Kane redd yeah hahahah right 😋😋 lmfaooo 😂😂😂

[@yousuckatcooking]

Tweet the latkes: ctt.ec/30J4G Facebook the latkes: hrefshare.com/f8d26

[@Bendz00]

hey

[@monikagupta7873]

You Suck At Cooking band aid 😢

[@shayf.7658]

What about instagraming the latkes?

[@Lisan_Alghaib]

Where am I gonna find food based Metallica covers? Goddammit! now that's a thing I need more of.

[@lazerklien5037]

you're Jewish? latkes are awesome!

[@tanishqmaheshwari6322]

Held a laptop to each ear for this

[@yousuckatcooking]

Haha great job. If you don't have a laptop for each ear you can use two desktops.

[@tanishqmaheshwari6322]

You Suck At Cooking my desktop doesn't have an internal audio source

[@jaseneffendy17]

You Suck At Cooking What happened to your left hand?

[@RobertU167]

I held two desktop speakers to my ears, however, the end yell blew out my eardrums. Please advise.

[@Ambir91]

It's Tanman thats commitment hell yeah!!😂

[@KristieNorth17]

YSAC: *is making fun of asmr videos* Also YSAC: *just made a really drawn out asmr video*

[@djavanalderromero]

Is he making fun? I just see an honest but unique take on asmr

[@SoWhatImKiwi]

I was having trouble falling asleep, I now don't think I'll ever enjoy the sweet embrace of sleep again

[@yousuckatcooking]

😂

[@samsonmcgloughlin]

Don't crying emoji him you sick, sick man

[@samsonmcgloughlin]

And by sick, I mean you seemed a little nasally in this video. I care for you man. Take care of yourself and get some help. Don't catch a disease, or feelings, whatever's worse.

[@aidancamp7246]

I only have airdrop potatoes is that ok? Help.

[@yousuckatcooking]

If that's all you have.

[@setanta4004]

Aidan Camp can i use water potatos?

[@_emberrose_1673]

You Suck At Cooking I SUCK AT COOKING YEAH I TOTALLY SUCK (maybe)

[@Tintin-wo4wc]

asmr makes me feel extremely uncomfortable, but i really want to know how to make this, so i'm watching anyway.

[@yousuckatcooking]

Way to step out of your comfort zone. Brave.

[@cureamyosheen9100]

@@yousuckatcooking Will you marry me?

[@MrBread-yw9re]

Tindra same

[@graysoncampbell3459]

Im not sure if you have made latkes yet but they are 10 times better with chives in them. Ive been making them for a long time based off my grandmas recipe.

[@hellothere5843]

@@graysoncampbell3459 then can you show us your grandma's recipe?

[@yasu3d]

All triggers in this video : 0:00 - 0:03 Adjusting camera and mic 0:03 - 0:13 Rubbing headphones 0:14 - 0:20 Soda noises 0:20 - 0:28 Chips/Crisps 0:29 - 0:40 Sizzling 0:40 - 0:48 Paper ripping and crinkling 0:48 - 0:53 Aluminum foil 0:53 - 1:06 Bubble wrap 1:06 - 1:17 Washing potatoes 1:17 - 1:25 Peeling potatoes 1:25 - 1:50 Shallot shell noises 1:50 - 1:51 Sharp knife sound 1:51 - 2:10 Chopping the ever-living crap out of those shallots 2:10 - 2:28 Shredding potatoes 2:29 - 2:36 Cutting shirt with scissors 2:36 - 2:40 Ripping shirt 2:40 - 2:49 Squeezing potatoes and water hitting the metal sink 2:49 - 2:50 Potatoes and shallots hitting the bowl 2:50 - 2:58 Pepper grinding 2:58 - 3:11 Walking on glass 3:11 - 3:19 Looking through legos 3:19 - 3:31 Peanut shells cracking 3:42 - 3:52 Eggshell cracking 3:52 - 3:55 Intense wangjangling 3:55 - 4:05 Fidgeting with a lighter 4:05 - 4:08 Nailfile 4:08 - 4:24 Sizzling 4:24 - 4:47 Nail tapping 4:47 - 4:59 Paper towel sounds 4:59 - 5:05 Sour cream struggling to get out of condiment bottle 5:05 - 5:40 Various crinkling sounds

[@nishisun5008]

putting my reply here before this blows up

[@tumblingartist]

Respect the dedication for all the time stamps

[@chickenpower5732]

You sir are a treasure.

[@stimky6872]

Trigas for da nigas

[@theluckygamer10]

This is perfect.

[@tajunu]

these nails... will haunt me in nightmares D:

[@yousuckatcooking]

Don't you have anything better to be haunted by?

[@tajunu]

it cant get any better than ysac

[@pmolz]

ysac do you play guitar?

[@shanem3566]

I grow my nails on my right hand ONLY to scratch my nutsack

[@TheToneBender]

3:09 Dude you have bugs in your house. Or is that your pet? I bet his name is Steve. Steve is a nice bug. Sure he has a bit of a substance abuse problem, but it's still manageable. It's just hard on his wife Betty. Especially now that she's pregnant. She hasn't told Steve yet though. Maybe the news will make him want to change. You know, for the baby.

[@tinseltina]

Ricky but maybe it wont happen because to heal from those problems you have to want to changd for yourself. so even though steve says he'll change and he'll try that baby will come alog and he'll feel something but eventually he and betty arent intimate like they used to be and the kid he sees is more and more like her everyday he'll become weak and lonely he'll turn to drugs again and seek refuge in a drug-fueled stupor and cheat on betty with a prostitute while he considers suicide for all his past mistakes. betty will pack her bags and take the baby to her sister's in boston hopefully steve will get some help and go to rehab or maybe he might succumb to his demons either way she tries to move on. she meets someone new his name is greg he owns a hardware store and enjoys cooking on the weekends. he loves the baby and they're getting really close. this might be the love betty always wanted and the baby will have a respectable father figure for once in their life things are looking up

[@thonmoyrahman2270]

3:33 Steve was sadly crushed to death and the baby had no father, so grew up to be depressed and resorted to drug abuse and the cycle continued.

[@tinseltina]

YOU'RE TEARING ME APART, STEVE!

[@skarletcharity]

Cristina m me IRL

[@0equals1ao]

It's nice how he casually destroyed a family by stepping on it like no one would notice.

[@NokoCocoa]

"And just *SCREAM* !!!!" ASMR: Wait, that illegal

[@co5micwaffle742]

Is that a challenge?

[@personne-fp6cr]

The S in ASMR stands for "scream"

[@genjibeeps998]

Asmr in the is sensory

[@brianscalabrine2225]

@@genjibeeps998 no shit sherlock

[@DlOisDOOMSCROLLING]

Im getting bob ross vibes, just a soothing voice “now we beat the devil outta it” same vibes as “chop the ever-living f*** outta it”

[@ContinualImprovement]

You have the smoothest talking voice 👌 You remind me of Casually Explained *cough* 😏

[@yousuckatcooking]

Wait a second...do I have the smoothest talking voice or do I remind you of Casually Explained?

[@ContinualImprovement]

You Suck At Cooking Both 👏😏

[@Teal_.]

That's contradictory since casually explained doesn't have a smooth voice, You suck at cook how ever does. p.s please stop with the emoji's

[@ContinualImprovement]

Unrealgaming Well some people think Casually Explained has a smooth voice 😏 I love emojis haha but point taken. Everything in moderation.

[@Ambir91]

TMR Teckk i think they are brothers

[@pharoahcaraboo9610]

Those fake nails are lovely, did you do that yourself?

[@TheDracoslash]

We need "pepper pepper pepper" t-shirts!!!

[@Play_Dreams]

DrAc0sLaSh That would sell like a god-church.

[@amyestes6671]

We need 'pepper pepper pepper' shakers! :)

[@probablybetterthanyourmom]

DrAc0sLaSh Z god yes

[@ohno-wi1vb]

Oh my god yes

[@CW-vl5sd]

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[@dramadestroyer825]

This was actually pretty good until I’m the scream at the end... Then it was REALLY good

[@liamvogel4931]

I've never felt the supposed "ASMR tingles" but I have to say, potato popping bubblewrap is damn satisfying

[@MrVuckFiacom]

This video is a bit too loud for my ASMR tingles tbh.

[@renthebeast9796]

I love it

[@SavagedBlade]

That Metallica reference is the reason I love this channel

[@tasha994]

SavagedBlade I got it, incredibly

[@agentjohnson3973]

Shredding the potato to the riffs in one fucking great 😂

[@人形-c3s]

MightyRaptor ABSOLUTE LAYERS

[@bradysmith3024]

haha, awesome video! Metallica, random broken glass, fighters jets, and made up words... what's not to like?

[@theTeaGremmit]

Me; about to sleep "SHALLOTS" me: o h n o Me again: bout to sleep "POTATOES" me: -casually dies inside -

[@MIersetting335]

Honestly those parts make me sleep

[@musicismybestfriend1933]

smiley draws I don‘t really wanna know what you felt inside at 5:45 XDXD

[@viniciussbenz4301]

I watched this video and decided "fuck it, I'm making that" Btw, don't forget to squeeze the water out of the potatoes, or you will end up with a hot mess of potatoes and oil in a frying pan Still tastes delicious tho

[@yousuckatcooking]

👍🏽

[@Meep3692]

Cause they're a hot mess and I'm falling for them, and I'm like "Hot damn! These potatoes are shit."

[@loganletendre8363]

Did you have a hard time finding the egg in the lego bag?

[@reinismartinsons]

You didn't add enough egg

[@jljljl1820]

we never squeeze the water out from the potato. just add flour to it

[@scarletthenoble]

i’m gay

[@Isabela-xy4ce]

Scarlet9888 *Ysac.exe has stopped working*

[@snflwrfieldd]

Isabela I’m freaking dying! XD

[@murrwolfe6216]

anyone with self control

[@redraiden4632]

Yes indeed he said that

[@CTSSTC]

I almost accidentally painted a happy tree instead of making a sauce waffle

[@matthewpapaleo31]

Who let you get anew knife? I don't think any of us approve of this.

[@yousuckatcooking]

My bad, meant to run it by you.

[@chrisstucker6655]

You Suck At Cooking You shouldn't be running with knives

[@JohnusSmittinis]

Exactly what I was thinking, Chris. How do you think he got that band-aid on his hand?

[@mack5221]

Normal people searching up ASMR and finding this video All of YSAC’s subscribers: IT’S A TRAP

[@ivishidalgoify]

Did he really add nails lmao

[@phoebesulistio6830]

Yeeeep, grown-ass man putting on fake nails for a KZbin video... Then again, we've all seen weirder

[@jobo-sc7yo]

isuckatgamingg what were you expecting from him😂😂😂

[@maggieramirez2475]

isuckatgamingg that was the best hidden gem xD

[@pmolz]

He probably plays guitar

[@thechoisoobean-1058]

I'm allergic to peanuts is there an alternate option that wont send me into anaphlictic shock?

[@Apollogies_All]

Danny Blue I'm allergic to peanuts as well and I'd really prefer not stabbing myself with an epi-pen every time I want to make these.

[@garbagelettuce3914]

I'm also allergic to peanuts, I made and ate this dish, it was truly to die for. Sadly, I had an epi pen handy.

[@JayAreAitch]

Silver Skyline P u s s y u s s y

[@dehsnekysnek5530]

Savi B no peanuts

[@dehsnekysnek5530]

Silver Skyline ow

[@chickpea1774]

I literally jumped off my bed when I saw that you posted!

[@yousuckatcooking]

If I can inspire you to exercise then I've done my job.

[@zoiedf]

+You Suck At Cooking u r pretty good at exercise aren't you?

[@straightdrip2357]

I literally saw this video wearing headphones drinking cold soda and eating chips tHEN I SAW THE INTRO OMG

[@blonded0532]

Jokes on you, the fist part actually triggered my asmr

[@charlie_mario6292]

M J I’ve never understood asmr. Yet sometimes when I listen to the song mariners revenge it sends shivers through my whole body

[@littlemisslouis1856]

@@charlie_mario6292 Hey, the one by the Decemberists right? I love that song!

[@charlie_mario6292]

LittleMissLouis yes

[@vivif4922]

WalnutTime Shivers is called frisson and not ASMR

[@aquaanu2868]

Jokes on you No one cares

[@RipRLeeErmey]

Shallots Imprisoning me All that I see Absolute layers I cannot live, I cannot cry Trapped in myself Flavor my holding cell

[@ashley.0595]

BEST COMENT YET

[@josemanuelchavesbussi1098]

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman continue

[@russvorhees8985]

Hahahahaha!!!!

[@sinisterdeer7601]

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman lol

[@CoLiCoVis]

So I never got the appeal of ASMR, I'm currently laying in my couch and there was a moment where I just started to relax into sleep. Goddamn it YSAC, you're making me try cooking new food and making me laugh AND putting me to sleep? How much I gotta pay you to just... live at my house?

[@CoLiCoVis]

doable

[@rre9121]

I actually thought I was hallucinating when the MiG-21 went across the screen.

[@ethanbusse5723]

THE "ONE" REFERENCE WITH THE CUTTING AND SHREDDING WAS GORGEOUS

[@yousuckatcooking]

You're gorgeous.

[@sidekiqs1965]

Are we invited to the wedding or is it just a family-only shindig?

[@ignificus]

Ethan Busse After this vid i actually had to listen to the song.

[@williamboshi8592]

Is it a bodybuilding reference to the Bulk, Cut, Get shred cycle?

[@Bowen2058]

William Boshi it's a Metallica song!

[@terryfoster1218]

So...we gonna talk about that bug at 3:09?

[@yousuckatcooking]

Naw we don't really wanna draw attention to it.

[@chaosrex901]

You Suck At Cooking The health inspector won't be to happy about that

[@yeonyi5814]

Terrence Foster omg I think it got stepped on at 3:33

[@thetawokiddos6337]

Terrence Foster d

[@chgjake2230]

yeon boo xd

[@MagiciteHeart]

YSAC's Prayer 'Our fryer, who art in kitchen Hallowed be thy flame Thine eggs are beaten Onion, preheated On KZbin, as it is in kitchen Give us this day our daily dip And forgive us our bread baskets As we forgive those who bread-basketed us And lead us not into unsavoriness But deliver us from Emily For thine is the kitchen, the forest and our hearts forever. Ramen.

[@michaelkawamura9296]

Holy shit. Pin please.

[@joelmorningstar3645]

"Ramen" --- i fuking died!!

[@krak9927]

ramen

[@cedarpoplar7443]

Ramen.,,

[@trentmanning4632]

ramen

[@tiffanywang5016]

Me: *breaks glass* “me: time to make potato latkes.”

[@wartortle3672]

1 year after discovering ysac, I realised this was the first video I ever saw of him while surfing asmr

[@arody4579]

Wartortle same lol

[@gerardoserrano3414]

I have a pet potato myself and I am absolutely appalled by this video.

[@novaroseoooooo]

Much Wow Ephemeral Rift has the perfect ASMR for you then

[@gerardoserrano3414]

Jordan Bobo I know which one you're talking about 😂

[@numbeverlyhills]

3:09 did anyone see that bug though

[@owend7212]

Tiara Sim yup and when I did I paused the videos and looked to see if anyone else noticed it

[@saman-ky6uf]

OH GOD THEY’RE HERE

[@AzureRoseMarshal]

Saw it

[@actinggraphix3244]

Yep. It’s tiny, but I saw it when I paused

[@charleslee7789]

It’s a hider

[@GameCyborgCh]

"just hold up a laptop to each ear for the stereo effect" what if i only have 1

[@SciVias917]

Remove one ear, obvi.

[@SciVias917]

Remove one. It's extra!

[@lyshlysh9970]

Break it in half

[@hairyputter5363]

For a second i thought you only have one laptop

[@recoveringsoul755]

@@hairyputter5363 pretty sure they meant 1 laptop. Use phone for other ear

[@Brookefree23]

that's a lot of peanut shells, YSAC.

[@yousuckatcooking]

It was also a lot of peanuts if I'm really being honest with you.

[@federico1599]

You Suck At Cooking how long does it take to make a great video like this? Amazing job by the way: you have a new fan from Italy!😀 And as always, "sorry for my english"

[@SeventhEve]

Your English was perfect, no apologies are necessary.

[@saman-ky6uf]

5:20 - I actually burst out laughing at this My friend woke up and now I have to explain what I was watching I need help

[@A_very_good_cheese]

Is YSAC that solves everything

[@dedebritton972]

My son introduced me to your videos this evening, so I returned the favor by sharing a couple of your videos with my friend and her son. No, no. Don't thank me. Hearing their confused responses was all the thanks I needed.

[@MorrisonScotch]

Dede Britton maybe he will make a cookie video for you. Probably not though.

[@koooper3623]

Great mom.

[@RO_JD]

Dede Britton Hi could you be my parent instead? Mine just makes weird noises then tells me that I'm stupid when i show them a video.

[@vidzeerox]

Him: *Fucks around with sharp objects* Also him: *has a bandaid* Me: *surprised Pikachu meme*

[@lohnjeblanc2656]

"Shallots, imprisoning me. All that I see absolute layers." was too good.

[@alicesmith5361]

Anyone have a good substitute for the american apparel t shirt? Do I have to go out and buy one just for this?

[@tracynail4432]

Any plain shirt on sale should do the trick, the more on sale the better. I recommend 75% off or more

[@alicesmith5361]

Thanks! :D You're a lifesaver.

[@terriersturf4734]

Yes, it is 100% required

[@mr.chicken6201]

Get a sock

[@owenbowe]

Yes

[@Sea_witch_]

I ACTUALLY LAUGHED TODAY. Thank you my dear chef daddy.

[@yousuckatcooking]

You are most welcome.

[@Sea_witch_]

You Suck At Cooking and now I screamed like a little brat, thanks again ♡

[@kittyzombieecx3243]

Layqa S. chef daddy

[@thebirchwoodtree]

KittyZombieecx Chef *Daddy*

[@Sea_witch_]

Before grammar police shows up again, I'm pretty sure we're all old enough here to know the difference between a joke expressed through appreciation and a person with father figure issues. I'm expressing the first one here only. ♡

[@defaultyboi834]

Me:oh ysac made an asmr vid let’s watch it Ysac:*starts singing Metallica halfway through the video* Me:**CONFUSED SCREAMING**

[@ASMRconKiki]

That gave me mad TINGLES! ✨ And I'm hungry. I need to copy that peanut board and the metallica plot twist.

[@WaterPuppy]

Heyy Kiki! :)

[@US-America]

Do you know the name of the song he referenced?

[@ASMRconKiki]

An K sure! It's one by metallica

[@selenefrost6267]

honestly i think it was kinda mix. i think it was a parody of asmr videos in a way but not a mean one

[@fridolfgranq]

Hermetic Kitten Holy crap! I swear I've seen you in every single asmr video I've watched! How many asmr videos have you actually commented on?!

[@calebtalksyt]

lol this is the best asmr ever heard

[@SingingASMR]

FIRST OF ALL I’ve never hit the subscribe button with such certainty after seeing only one video. I am going to binge watch everything you’ve made, sir. This is... this is a whole ‘nother level of awesome.

[@majoliCATart]

Same :D

[@quintarrac]

welcome to the cool kids club mehn

[@pikachu.1569]

Lol same

[@reiserose3666]

Me when i watched the butternut squash video Im still binge watching Its been two days

[@ronevans3308]

The Metallica song with the shallot was priceless. Laughing so damn hard!

[@alanna1517]

The best thing about this video is ysac's replies to the comments

[@yousuckatcooking]

Pretty sure they're overrated.

[@dannycarrillo456]

You Suck At Cooking I bet if I ask you to reply to me you won't because you wanna make a joke that if they are overrated you would reply but didn't

[@shibotomoro]

Danny Carrillo yea I don't think that will work

[@levisouthern4869]

a circle of health a day keeps the doctor away

[@yousuckatcooking]

Haha true!

[@levisouthern4869]

You Suck At Cooking ❤

[@st3althypanda33]

notice me senpai

[@MarkShaneHansen]

Nobody notices a stealthy panda.

[@destroyr-bd9pr]

an apple a day you die anyway

[@potatopooter4071]

This is supposed to be a satisfying video. I am 762% satisfied.

[@GenevieveThornton]

Potato Pooter your likes should reflect your satisfaction. I’m doing my part 👍

[@zz7733]

I really appreciate him going the extra mile to actually create sounds that trigger ASMR tingles.

[@adfadfasefasefadsf]

I finally have a use for my 500 improperly sized American Apparel t shirts.

[@taylorerickson5224]

I lost it at the airplane

[@duncansmith8687]

Taylor Erickson Ikr?

[@Serjo777]

5:57 I love how you're only wearing socks and still added those click clack noises :D

[@dilbert719]

So, what I'm hearing is that for best results, I need to store my excess latkes in paper paper paper?

[@Phapon920]

Shouldn't you be at 3 mil???

[@nikhildugar_iwnl]

He is at 3 mil bro.

[@MichaelHarris-tm1ew]

What is a wang and how do I jangle it

[@dovahcarrot9347]

Michael Harris well men usually have this appendage at the waist, usually referred to as a wang, just jangle that shit

[@Warmfireandtea]

U stir. With a utensil sir.

[@milqvetoast]

Who else noticed his hand with the band-aid? Or notice the fact that he wore fake nails when he was tapping his fingers?

[@bjornzek]

I noticed both

[@setanta4004]

Bluestar Thecool acrylics are often used in asmr for tapping sounds

[@TheGroundedCoffee]

Bluestar Thecool forget about those nails, I want to know what was written in that paper!

[@SatisifyingSlime-oc7gh]

Bluestar Thecool I noticed all of them

[@fazuelison13]

Basically everyone who watch the video.

[@e-dude1803]

I need a full cover of “one shallot” by Metallica

[@jordibelda3579]

watched it again with my yes closed... so creepy

[@yousuckatcooking]

If I've made you feel creepy then I've done my job.

[@icecoolacer4054]

Would never have found this channel without asmr

[@choppedprogt9884]

Ice Cool Acer would never have found asmr without this channel

[@briarbat]

Welcome. You won’t regret your stay.

[@chelleedee4198]

Hilarious!!!! What a combo. 😂 Knew about.....or rather stumbled into both accidentally.

[@donnakmunday]

2:00 nice Metallica reference for thou'

[@aaroncartwright1969]

100t quocksilver *than thou

[@sariyupassi9308]

Which song was that ? Can't remember it

[@Xgamer866]

Sariyu Passi it was One

[@nnubz6252]

Sariyu Passi It’s called One I’m pretty sure

[@blacck0ut177]

DARKNESS

[@twodubz2280]

This is the only ASMR video I have ever enjoyed.

[@grammel1271]

Master of latkes

[@ClintYeastwood420]

And he’s not even Jewish! I....think

[@mrflibble1259]

Eman 061903 it's a Metallica reference

[@chimp4651]

A metallica One refrence

[@MaxxwellPalone]

Latke Em all Ride the latkes Master of latkes And justice.....for latkes The Black Latke Latke ReLatke St. Latke Latke magnetic

[@mrflibble1259]

Maxxwell Palone hardwired to self destruct.... Latkes

[@WigginMillerGames]

Did you seriously get a French manicure for this video? love the dedication!

[@yousuckatcooking]

If by French Manicure you mean "crazy glueing dollar store nails on my nails" then yes.

[@Jack-bj4jw]

Get roasted bitch

[@jeremyhuang4988]

I am comfortably uncomfortable

[@41-Haiku]

Perfect.

[@ryanmarie4461]

I feel more uncomfortably comfortable, tbh

[@oronk60]

Zenhater that's a good way to put it.

[@nicoleslaughter7983]

Why. Just why did it take so long for me to find your channel? Life-=better.