I personally recommend rocket oil as it gives the steak a flavor that's out of this world. Edit: Yes.
@MPBurg3 жыл бұрын
agreed
@Ch0ng_J0ng_Ch03 жыл бұрын
i see what you did there
@TheSlavChef3 жыл бұрын
also has a very high smoking point
@anchorbait66623 жыл бұрын
Ok Elon
@maui34893 жыл бұрын
I prefer boat oil rocket oil is just too strong imo
@crazycruiserclips3 жыл бұрын
0:52 The time-lapse shot of the salt absorbing into the steak was straight out of National Geographic
@jessies32363 жыл бұрын
You should have time stamped it!!
@JuniAku3 жыл бұрын
It's interesting how the red portion absorbs the salt while the bits on the fat haven't.
@iamnotcreativeenoughforana58753 жыл бұрын
@FMIYOF TV I clicked “Translate to English” on your comment and it changed it to: Uc y asked me RT HW o FM16HT can 6MJ cl effect is also How did this happen, google?
@comicink453 жыл бұрын
@@iamnotcreativeenoughforana5875 i think it's because UC Y asked me RT HW o FM16HT can 6MJ cl effect is also
@iamnotcreativeenoughforana58753 жыл бұрын
@@comicink45 Oooohhhhh
@CountDrunkula3 жыл бұрын
I tried to open a restaurant selling steaks cooked in rocket oil but it never took off.
@demerion3 жыл бұрын
You gotta cook the restaurant in rocket oil if you want it to take off, not the steak. Otherwise you'll end up with no steaks to serve
@anjalis59353 жыл бұрын
That's odd but was it lit tho ?
@rainofstars003 жыл бұрын
This joke is wonderful thank you so much
@robopecha3 жыл бұрын
@@demerion really, thats just basic knowledge!
@laraschroeder51953 жыл бұрын
Why?? I heard those steaks are out of this world!
@Nirad-jt7en3 жыл бұрын
Nothing makes my day better that starting of being told I suck at cooking. LOVE this channel!
@randomgoose3 жыл бұрын
*off - but here's a like for the sentiment.
@Nirad-jt7en3 жыл бұрын
@@randomgoose I swear I typed that extra F. Lol
@Snack5923 жыл бұрын
pretty sure thats an unhealthy fetish to have
@Nirad-jt7en3 жыл бұрын
@@Snack592 don’t judge lol.
@LeoStaley3 жыл бұрын
One of the earliest videos, the jingle was, "You suck at cooking and you suck at life" and I went oof
@jjaros9643 жыл бұрын
That sponsorship was awesome. I love this guy he makes everything awesome.
@BrandonB2423 жыл бұрын
If you don't have his book, get it. The spaghetti sauce is the best I ever had.
@eggrollorsoup60523 жыл бұрын
Your comment was awesome.
@Solbashio3 жыл бұрын
This channel is becoming more and more like an actual coooking channel
@wafflesaur32182 жыл бұрын
He makes everything awesome yeah he totally does…
@wafflesaur32182 жыл бұрын
If you think I’m mad I’m making a sac theme with this comment
@yourfriendlyneighborhoodmegu3 жыл бұрын
Waiter: How would you like your steak sir? YSAC: Inhalable dust please *One completely carbonized steak coming right up*
@dra6o0n3 жыл бұрын
space steak, with all the moisture sucked out of a cooked steak.
@lred13833 жыл бұрын
@@dra6o0n tastes like styrofoam and air, my favourite
@zyriantel96012 жыл бұрын
@@dra6o0n You know someone tried desperately to sell me on the idea that space ice cream was good? I'm sorry, but if I have to reduce my ice cream to dust in order for it to survive in a vacuum, then I'm not going to enjoy that ice cream, and no amount of water will fix this.
@MG-Raiden2 жыл бұрын
Literally chips.
@ProfessionalTwitterHater2 жыл бұрын
I'm more of a berkelium rare person myself
@yousuckatcooking3 жыл бұрын
Hit me with your best BAM
@jayson29343 жыл бұрын
Bam
@nicolasneumeier76903 жыл бұрын
BAM
@e_j_3 жыл бұрын
margera
@SurnameName3 жыл бұрын
bim
@davidglaser34623 жыл бұрын
BAM
@dianeschmidt173 жыл бұрын
I fucking love this channel. You’ve maintained such a high level of quality the entire time
@JhonBoards3 жыл бұрын
same
@anyaklum87573 жыл бұрын
This video: 50% just jokes 50% life-changing advice (ie. "just like a turtle it will rise")
@deeznutt6663 жыл бұрын
Nah its 40% ad for overpriced pan that almost the price of monthly rent
@florence.50883 жыл бұрын
@@deeznutt666 dude this pan is 60$, how much is your rent? 😐
@shesodark3 жыл бұрын
@@deeznutt666 dude living in the local barbershop
@benjaminwelkens81183 жыл бұрын
Nothing can replace the approval that comes from yourself
@missmoss65813 жыл бұрын
"I'm not just here to show you the sexiest parts of cooking" *pans down to him wearing fishnets and a leather skirt* When I tell you I choked 😂😂
@Rwededyet3 жыл бұрын
It's the Rocky Horror Cooking Show!
@saveoursquirrels42413 жыл бұрын
Really been killing it with the outfits recently
@vigilantcosmicpenguin87213 жыл бұрын
Wardrobe has gotten really good.
@Ogaitnas9003 жыл бұрын
Pans down, skirt up, that's the way I like to cook steak
@jefferydellinger74223 жыл бұрын
I was shocked to see him wearing the exact same outfit that I wear when searing ribeyes !!!!!
@oliviaespiritu66983 жыл бұрын
the fishnets awoken something in me. take responsibility YSAC
@yousuckatcooking3 жыл бұрын
I take responsibility!
@apollomars16783 жыл бұрын
ara, ara
@spangerray16592 жыл бұрын
@@apollomars1678 please stop
@apollomars16782 жыл бұрын
@@spangerray1659 *yare yare*
@spangerray16592 жыл бұрын
@@apollomars1678 jotaro!?
@TheGroundedCoffee3 жыл бұрын
This is the first time ever that I saw a tinelapse of what salt does to the exterior of a steak. You might suck at cooking, but your skills as an editor and director don't suck at all!
@vigilantcosmicpenguin87213 жыл бұрын
Yeah, that was almost too high-quality for this content.
@gabrieljewett40423 жыл бұрын
He isn't the one that sucks. It's US, that's why its called You Suck at Cooking
@TheGroundedCoffee3 жыл бұрын
@@gabrieljewett4042 shut up, I suck at understanding.
@gabrieljewett40423 жыл бұрын
@@TheGroundedCoffee Just saying man
@indie_pie3 жыл бұрын
Yeah my steak is clingy to the pan too, it hasn't quite learned how to let go yet 😫🥺💔
@AxxLAfriku3 жыл бұрын
KAKAKAKAKAKAK this is wonderful! PRANK! IT is terrible! I looked in the mirror and saw something UNPRETTY: my face. KAKAKAKAKAKA! But I am happy agayn because I have TWO HOT GIRLFRIENDS and I use them to get vi*ws on my hilarious v*deos! KAKAKAKAK!!! Good day, dear aid
@tabassum94013 жыл бұрын
@@AxxLAfriku are you okay? You sound ignorant and idiotic if you are doing it purposely to get views. Also dont call yourself unpretty..its the personality that matters. If possible try your best being a better person because thats the thing that matters.
@amoatlas3 жыл бұрын
@@AxxLAfriku this is the second video ive seen you spamming nonsense on. please stop its really annoying😁
@duccc3 жыл бұрын
@@amoatlas just report and ignore him
@devilqueen31983 жыл бұрын
Give him more love and butter
@Dexter269583 жыл бұрын
4:19 This will forever be burned into my brain...
@MedEvil1c3 жыл бұрын
ikr. I wasn't ready for that last Bam either
@leahclarp3 жыл бұрын
can't belive my man's a femboy
@cems72583 жыл бұрын
Music and dancing looks good
@i.need.more.comics3 жыл бұрын
This man put on a fish net The dedication
@drill_don6843 жыл бұрын
Yeah I cannot imagine putting on a fish net myself I think I would propably die
@Gatorade693 жыл бұрын
@@drill_don684 Maybe you would look really cute ?
@TheGreektrojan3 жыл бұрын
The dedication was in every other video where he wasn't wearing them. He's just slacking now and wearing his regular clothes.
@catercoz24913 жыл бұрын
But, shouldn't he have saved that outfit until he was grilling fish? I am just not sure this was appropriate!
@rab1df0x3 жыл бұрын
ikr he wasn't even cooking salmon
@60DollarCodger3 жыл бұрын
Can confirm. Still stuck at the Flavor Village regional airport.
@awppenheimer2 жыл бұрын
This is genuinely the most helpful guide to cooking steak I have found on KZbin, and I've watched 10+ videos lol, so thank you.
@Liuhuayue3 жыл бұрын
I think he got hurt by Bob so badly that he doesn't want to BBQ outside.
@vigilantcosmicpenguin87213 жыл бұрын
stay inside stay safe from Bob
@bluestorm7493 жыл бұрын
I like how you slowly went from pure sarcasm and satire cooking to the same thing, but with genuine advice sprinkled in.
@es0strefis3 жыл бұрын
That jump cut at 1:03 while talking about thickness is just 🤌💋 *. Chef's kiss *
@ouravantgarde6 ай бұрын
i like how you said the myth of olive oil having low smoke point but got rid of other myths
@rckblykitn3 жыл бұрын
I don't even like steak and I loved this video. Doesn't matter what he's cooking, always watch his videos because he's fucking hysterical.
@Gatorade693 жыл бұрын
Just interested, why don't you like steak ?
@rckblykitn3 жыл бұрын
@@Gatorade69 just never liked the flavor or the texture. I'm real food picky, always have been.
@Gatorade693 жыл бұрын
@@rckblykitn I never cared for steak when I was younger, it was either too tough or too "bloody." Then I finally had a perfectly cooked ribeye and learned how to properly cook a steak and it changed my opinion.
@ohrats7313 жыл бұрын
@@Gatorade69 I haven’t found a cut I enjoy except filet mignon lol so I don’t buy steak
@deeznutt6663 жыл бұрын
no one asked for what you dont like
@LichLordFortissimo3 жыл бұрын
Oh my god, you can actually cook things that don't photosynthesise, I almost forgot.
@baraaderbashi61313 жыл бұрын
I really loved your comment, just wanted to let you know.
@CantEscapeFlorida3 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha
@skystalker37472 жыл бұрын
Tastes a whole lot better than photosynthesising beings too!
@adfadfasefasefadsf3 жыл бұрын
Uh, no thanks. I'm gonna keep toasting my beef toast in the toaster as God intended.
@songhyunlol9203 жыл бұрын
“Or you can get it for the trippy reflections”. -ILL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK
@Tinaxo23 жыл бұрын
What a beautiful day to have internet connection.
@jacobverner3213 жыл бұрын
True
@Anonarchist3 жыл бұрын
I cannot stress this enough: *DO NOT* pet your dog with a 500F degree pan.
@Zormac3 жыл бұрын
How about with a room temperature pan?
@zekrua40063 жыл бұрын
@@Zormac Is your room 500 degrees fahrenheit?
@yeast70133 жыл бұрын
What about my cat
@zekrua40063 жыл бұрын
@@yeast7013 Cats are born straight from the fires of hell, and they would probably be used to the heat. Don't quote me on that.
@yeast70133 жыл бұрын
@@zekrua4006 damn :’) what did those cats do to you
@mamacitatroy9383 жыл бұрын
Im beginning to think you dont actually suck at cooking.
@raffulo3 жыл бұрын
It's us that suck at cooking, he just shows us how much.
@HammoudNqal3 жыл бұрын
Well the it's called YOU suck at cooking, not him.
@TheSlavChef3 жыл бұрын
it is a COVER! he does suck!
@santajimi3 жыл бұрын
@@TheSlavChef Well, 20 dollars is 20 dollars.
@TheSlavChef3 жыл бұрын
@@santajimi yeah, can confirm, I'm not gay but 20 bucks are 20 bucks', especially in slav lands.
@miftahulrespati3 жыл бұрын
Funfact: The white "rocks" at 0:38 is actually not rocks. Those are ocean fishes tears and sweats
@scottboettcher134410 ай бұрын
Fish don't sweat; they pant like a dog.
@LemonHazeStrange3 жыл бұрын
the bread crust awkwardly walking away had me wheezing for no reason
@yonagodmr7666 ай бұрын
I just discovered this channel and it's great! It's funny it's about cooking and you don't learn anything from watching it! Exellent
@Metallicafreak1823 жыл бұрын
Actually though it is a common misconception, tardigrade oil has a very high smoke point.
@hurlaky433 жыл бұрын
BAM
@catercoz24913 жыл бұрын
Yes, but due to the immense cost and inconvenience of needing to produce 200,000,000,000 tardigrades to access 1 millilitre of oil - plus the inevitable "save the water bears" protests blocking the factory gates, it's just not practical. Pity that.
@UnfamiliarEyes2 жыл бұрын
Okay thanks I will not use tardigrade oil to cook my steak
@jacklawrence63953 жыл бұрын
There are SO many steak cooking myths that only make cooking more intimidating than it needs to be and I’m glad you called the big ones out.
@HelloThereDiesel3 жыл бұрын
I'm thinking about getting that pan just for it's trippy reflections
@genuinesaucy5 ай бұрын
I can never wait until the pan sauce is done to put it on my steak, but it's dope mixed with grits for breakfast the next day.
@jia94203 жыл бұрын
2:15 I thought he was gonna say "crusty ass" 💀😭
@D71219ONE3 жыл бұрын
As a robot, I prefer our national meal, steak seared pan.
@Srae173 жыл бұрын
What oil do you use? Rocket Oil?
@PearoIGuess3 жыл бұрын
@@Srae17we use crude oil
@StormZephyr3 жыл бұрын
I tried it. Bit of a metallic aftertaste.
@Srae173 жыл бұрын
@@PearoIGuess Wow! Thank you! Ima try this one tomorrow.
@mmrrizon3 жыл бұрын
Brah I always wait for your super unique recipe videos man it always makes me smile
@gabrieldinglasan3 жыл бұрын
I actually expected him to cook the steak directly in the iron coil 🤣
@BiggBaddVVolf3 жыл бұрын
4:23 Honestly, this is the first KZbin ‘sponsor shout out’ I didn’t fast forward through. Hahah well done!
@richwolf72933 жыл бұрын
You made the pan look so delectable I had to order one! Thanks YSAC!!!
@BlazeRBXonYT3 жыл бұрын
Rip Bob Destroyed by a chef *And still had the mustard on his shirt 😔*
@aikhailathe51353 жыл бұрын
Jokes on you my steak comes with a digital screen telling the temp in °K
@AlbrechtAaron3 жыл бұрын
°K?
@stickyfin24793 жыл бұрын
@@AlbrechtAaron kelvin
@vanessaeiland57733 жыл бұрын
So glad I found this channel again
@HappySoulLovesYou3 жыл бұрын
I’m in class right now, but this is lovely. B A M!
@mythicalrock24863 жыл бұрын
BIG ASS MYTH
@beldzinka3 жыл бұрын
what's the first time i remember i haven't skiped the sponsor and watched it till the end love you ysac
@anchorbait66623 жыл бұрын
How have I not heard of this channel?? Oh wait, probably because I DON'T SUCK AT COOKING! Not trying to toot my own bum or anything, but I have been cooking sustainable and all natural locally sourced Methamphetamine since I was undergrad in Highschool.
@muffinman30523 жыл бұрын
had me in the first half not gonna lie
@joc-lv5bt3 жыл бұрын
Jesse pinkman ???😳😳😳
@Srae173 жыл бұрын
Had me on the first half not gonna lie.
@ohrats7313 жыл бұрын
“Toot my own bum” is a phrase is didn’t know I needed 😂
@AndromedaD3 жыл бұрын
YSAC has been going gourmet on us. Also been going sexy on us, so it all evens out.
@robopecha3 жыл бұрын
wait gourmet and sexy are opposites? i have to think about that.
@AndromedaD3 жыл бұрын
@@robopecha Of course.
@Puppy_Puppington3 жыл бұрын
I ended up getting addicted to the PAN sauce. My life is in shambles. All I can think about is the next time I’m going to intravenously Inject more PAN sauce.
@stevelastname47113 жыл бұрын
No joke, this is my favorite KZbin channel.
@Lol-zc1rk3 жыл бұрын
Same
@billybutalsonot78993 жыл бұрын
for some reason i laughed at "pan sauce"
@yeetme30323 жыл бұрын
pan sauce
@addictivechemicals50453 жыл бұрын
pan sauce
@joe_pinch3 жыл бұрын
San pauce
@dakish05553 жыл бұрын
Sus sauce
@TheSlavChef3 жыл бұрын
SeNPAI sauce.
@TLDRSorrydontcare3 жыл бұрын
Steak from frozen to cooked 1. Using about the same size steaks-Salt and brown all sides on high in a pan while still frozen solid- no need to defrost 2. Extra Season with whatever you want or don’t at all and Then preheat oven to 275 and bake for 45 min - 130-140 medium rare is what I go with 😊 like everything though lol gauge it every so often if you walk away from it. Honestly deliciously moist and tastes amazing. You may laugh but don’t knock it till you’ve tried it.
@dox17553 жыл бұрын
0:58 or "3 times the thicknes of your.." 😞
@TheDreamBullet Жыл бұрын
Line cook here, I was confronted by my elitist boss who knew nothing about cooking, she told me "a stake should be only flipped once" I said its bullshit chief, great videos man
@jamestree66973 жыл бұрын
BAM: we all miss Pimblockto! :(
@chrome2yourdome3 жыл бұрын
And egg series 🥰🥰🥰
@eyoutube1 Жыл бұрын
This is now my favorite cooking channel. The only one I need.
@potatomanuno70383 жыл бұрын
im counting this as an early birthday gift from ysac
@masterofchaldea49043 жыл бұрын
I'm crying hahaha, how dare KZbin to show me your channel until just now! Loving it a lot !
@breaker66833 жыл бұрын
Why more cooking brands don't have YSAC shill for them, I can not explain. I don't think I've been more compelled to buy a Misen product than I am right now.
@havingicecream3 жыл бұрын
I only use my Tardigrade oil for vinaigrettes; it goes really well with lime juice!
@ThinkingReality3 жыл бұрын
1:10 Bo Burnham Liked That
@SeleckPlays3 жыл бұрын
Great, now I'm hungry for beef toast...
@jacobverner3213 жыл бұрын
That’s a great video. Can i request cooking on a campfire? Didn’t discover electricity yet
@Mustbehel3 жыл бұрын
good luck man, hope you discover it someday
@jacobverner3213 жыл бұрын
@@Mustbehel thanks. I appreciate this
@ianshaw69973 жыл бұрын
I do love him writing the steps in the description
@adrielkershner3793 жыл бұрын
You'd think he'd have some king of grudge against grills!
@Alquimia5723 жыл бұрын
Gonna use this tips for my GRILL!!
@gabrielemerick20642 жыл бұрын
3:15 missed joke of saying well-done, congratulations, and so on. . . .
@McFlyShotIt3 жыл бұрын
I almost ordered take out, but I watched this video and instantly went! “BAM” this is it, I’m having this
@baliankorvus580210 ай бұрын
Jesus. I'm not surprised you have so many subscribers. So damn funny and great cooking!
@mr_tea7533 жыл бұрын
Tbh honest this showed me exactly my mistakes I do every time I make steak and this was really easy to follow even when I totally suck at cooking
@commonexplosion99103 жыл бұрын
Never underestimate the effect the cookware has on the endresult of any cooking. I used to cook with a multitude of pans; ceramic, teflon, cast iron and cheap stainless. But man, after I got myself a quality Demeyere stainless pan, food became 100% better and easyer to make. Will recommend.
@chrome2yourdome3 жыл бұрын
Ya when i got a good wok i was like how have i been surviving all this time soo much betta , i want stainless pan to pair with my wok now :p Now i just need good knife I go cut tomata and it turns to mush then i cut meat and have to saw it and swear at it
@brandonnorvell53693 жыл бұрын
I've wanted a misen pan for a while and the fact that they sponsored YSAC makes me want one so much more.
@28th_St_Air3 жыл бұрын
Raw Tardigrade oil doesn’t have a high smoke point but smoking virgin Tardigrades will get you high.
@yousuckatcooking3 жыл бұрын
better than the frog
@Bookworm12-j9t Жыл бұрын
1:36 used star oil, flavor was out of this world!
@ToroKeVODs3 жыл бұрын
Every time I watch YSAC, I make sure to follow each step-by-step no matter how silly it sounds
@aidenlikesgreninja5263 жыл бұрын
Who else sings along with his intro? "I suck at cooking, yeah I totally suck"
@patrickdavis74648 ай бұрын
I'm gonna start calling my steak beef toast.
@henrytheproducer11613 жыл бұрын
Thank you nothing specific just everything you have ever done thank you
@yousuckatcooking3 жыл бұрын
@henrytheproducer11613 жыл бұрын
@@yousuckatcooking I’d love to see you make guspacho
@jeaniusbeforenine Жыл бұрын
I 100% thought he was going to lay that steak there directly down on the coils...I'm disappointed he used the pan.
@Currer4713 жыл бұрын
The issues with smoke points of those other oils (at least olive oil) is another myth. Adam Ragusea did a whole video on it and why olive oil is apparently the best oil to use at these higher heats
@donwebster92923 жыл бұрын
Thank goodness for having you on the internet.
@-Raylight3 жыл бұрын
Finally a good rare seared steak! _Well done!_ xD 4:18 That skirt and leg though lol
@NWGR3 жыл бұрын
Props for putting the adspot at the end and not in the middle of the video. I'd eat a ribeye every day if it wouldn't kill me by the time I hit 42.
@Necrapocalypse3 жыл бұрын
Why yes I do hate cooking, I sustain myself off the anger I get from watching people cook and that's why I come here.
@allaces144002 жыл бұрын
Counterpoint: Squirrel Oil has a very high smoke point, and adds a nice gamey flavor from the scrabble pieces they gather.
@Henning15053 жыл бұрын
honestly, Misens cookware looks amazing. the website is super user friendly and they have both a US and an EU shop for us european fellas. from what i can tell, the knifes as well as pots and pans are all quality products and the price is amazing. definitely something to keep in mind when i move out
@michaelbradley75293 жыл бұрын
This kind of sarcasm is right up my alley. Subscribed.
@parzivalalchema58703 жыл бұрын
What a great time to be alive
@spaceracer233 жыл бұрын
That's a great sponsor. The pan is going directly onto my Christmas wishlist.
@oceanaelf3 жыл бұрын
I reccomend purchasing his cookbook!🦋 It's very entertaining, my partner gifted one to me and it is truly a work of art ✨ Great for beginner cooks, especially the diet popsicles 🦋 delicious
@yousuckatcooking3 жыл бұрын
🙏
@thesolidnick3 жыл бұрын
The video was great, but the sponsorship… wow! Congratulations! That was absolutely amazing!
@plucas13 жыл бұрын
1:09 "You can just Stay Inside Forever ever ever ever..." Thank god! Sounds good to me!
@thatbobusguy3 жыл бұрын
Go to work, you bum
@gmp24743 жыл бұрын
I just forgot that this channel exists. And I just forgot that I NEED THIS CHANNEL.
@jman20503 жыл бұрын
I’m going to use “a thin slice of tree” to refer to paper for the rest of my life now.
@savion293 жыл бұрын
I don’t think people appreciate the stop motion and editing enough
@criticallol30393 жыл бұрын
Bob needs to mind his own damn business.
@djrz1233 жыл бұрын
Screw you Bob
@D-Z3213 жыл бұрын
He does have mustard on his shirt.
@BombotMSM11 ай бұрын
Tried squirrel oil and now my dog's addicted to my steaks
@ellord92343 жыл бұрын
This made laugh so much 😂😂😂 thanks for making my morning!! I want steak now!!
@may.k_me3 жыл бұрын
I never get tired of your videos. Always entertaining
@Radiant_Allomancer3 жыл бұрын
Wow, this video taught me so much about mythconceptions about steak, thanks YSAC!