YouTube Poop: Neil deGrasse Tyson Enters a Crack Hole

[@Darpon99]

Wow. For a full minute, all Neil did was viciously roast not only me, but my mother as well! I can't believe this has happened.

[@jakespacepiratee3740]

Well, think of it like this, you, and every other human being aren't really here at all! We are all just an illusion constructed by a species of amnesiacs' desperately searching for your mother.

[@theroyalarkusknight9972]

JakeSpacePirate E *Had us in the first half, not gonna lie*

[@TheMike31b]

Sus

[@rhettmeyers474]

This is one of the best YTPs I've seen. "The hair stands up...-I don't have hair there, but if I did, it would stand up on the back of my ASS."

[@rubikquitous8482]

Theres some really good ones out there idk Crystal poopsi YTP Prawn srars YTP WIM 4 YTP Whew of Fof YTP Bas ruttens streethal lethal system YTP Many of cs188s. if u havent seen any of these i highly recommend them, your gonna die laughing

[@CrimeMinister1]

"it crept northward at the pace of a few inches per year on its slow inexerable rendezvous with your mother" I am in pieces

[@lazarusledd91]

She weighed about 320 000 000 kilos

[@smellysmellthatsmells]

or About 705,479,238.992 lbs

[@johndough5375]

"In whale language" (Whale moos in the distance)

[@giltzexuh]

Rest in pepperonis

[@tomsmurf4225]

Alternate title should be "Neil Degrasse Tyson roasts you for 3 minutes"

[@MasterJoJYTP]

The auto-generated subtitles are very, very accurate. It got like 90% of the stuff right. It even got most of my sentence mixing. Crazy impressive considering what it used to be like.

[@4n4x]

no, you're just really good at sentence mixing

[@glados_acount1862]

Your channel banner is massam jojojojojojojojojojoj

[@TrailerPoopers]

Neil "Crackpipe" Tyson strikes again

[@milzyywilzyy9922]

hes smoking degrasse

[@genericwhitemale7028]

My supercock is nearly 10-trillion kilometers ' _ '

[@gamefan6219]

+DRAGON I never knew that...

[@ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes45]

It was hard to swallow.

[@rogerwakemup9601]

​@@ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes45 but wait. It gets crazier!!!

[@gavinn1416]

The events depicted in this video are so random and bizarre, it's like the very particles of my being were laughing in disbelief.

[@MasterJoJYTP]

Thanks for the 9,000! I have been working on this on and off for months now, and I put in a lot of time when I should be doing homework this week to get this to you guys! I have been so busy.

[@Prismatic_Pixie]

you should pin this comment

[@MasterJoJYTP]

It's probably because I have so few videos. With the number of videos that I have, I'm lucky to have so many.

[@Galaxia53]

You deserve to get a ton more than just 9k though.

[@lobsterbox20]

This is in my top 5 YTP's. I laughed so hard my sides hurt and I couldn't breathe. Masterful execution from diverse and surprisingly good source material. Thanks for the entertainment!

[@Shadowsintoyesterday]

MasterJoJ u sure do more with this guy

[@tishainess9339]

I've watched this hundreds of times and it never gets old it's one of my favorites

[@yinberry]

sas

[@thedenverog3585]

swoooos

[@thedenverog3585]

swaaauceejooooojsaaaauuueeeeeeessososososossosussessoossiscoccococococswaaaauwe

[@TymphaRedbreaduwuowo]

sus, ses, sus. its the yotube poop insignia

[@shapeshift13]

Soi soi soi

[@theflower6455]

And *SuS* ...

[@mrbleepycat6629]

Neil "Smokes" deGrasse Tyson is at it again...

[@themrfives]

I just realized: "Smokes" deGrasse = Smokes grass. Was that intentional on your part?

[@zulok1337]

you made a masterpiece my man

[@dhsung91]

"I WANT TO KNOW WHAT'S IN THOSE DARK PLACES."

[@Prismatic_Pixie]

One of the best shish I've ever fufing seen

[@CobaltPalladium]

i fuckin love your editing a ton; it's been a long time since i've laughed this hard god bless

[@MasterJoJYTP]

Thanks! :D

[@BlueParadoxical]

I hadn't watched this in a while and I came back to it tonight... cracked me up again. XD

[@dreadful4949]

ChiefSqueef My supercock is 10 trillion kilometers long. It was hard to swallow.

[@Loansome_]

"GAME!" FUcking lost it

[@giltzexuh]

Loansome What it takes to K.O. a Villager main.

[@VenerableAxagoras]

0:38 Stalin, is that you?

[@thedreadedsaltpacket6210]

VenerableAxagoras *tis nigga stalin*

[@thehutchinshomestead7467]

(Zane Bloxy) you were riding ON HER ASS

[@scottmartin7717]

love this one! the slithery neck is perfect! subbed.

[@FRISKY_MANDINGO]

I was on a different video and saw this in the suggested videos list. I was on the phone with my mom who was telling me that she just got a flat tire and I saw the thumbnail for this and just couldn't stop laughing. She thought I was laughing at her lol.

[@DavidRamirezmusician]

I just absolutely love this one, your jurassic park and judge judy one lol. I can't stop watching these 3.

[@gunsmithbasic]

I've been watching ytps since the first days, and this is one of the best I've seen

[@undeniablelogic1963]

2:18 That face made me shit in my socks.

[@ELECTRICSHEEP94]

Meme War Veteran the crack starts to kink in.

[@space_artist_4real138]

Omfg 0:33 "Your cock. How did we on Earth find something so small?" This whole YTP is *b r i l l i a n t*

[@jackhandma1011]

"There are more stars in the universe than there are atoms in the universe." - Neil DeGrasse Tyson

[@Accan2]

This is fucking brilliant by YTP standards. 9/10

[@SonicHaXD]

The Matrix part was just pure AMAZINGNESS XD

[@TymphaRedbreaduwuowo]

im a simple man, i hear sus, i like.

[@DIGITALSWOON]

when he started screaming "FUUUUUUU" i DIED

[@spectator7269]

2:41 We're hitting levels of meme that shouldn't even be possible.

[@jamesondoane32]

This is without a doubt the single greatest piece of YTP ever produced. Well done.

[@MasterJoJYTP]

Woah! Thanks!

[@dreadful4949]

MasterJoJ 2:28?

[@The_FreedomZone]

I was actually wheezing and in tears by the ending. Thank you for that experience.

[@Durrpadil]

2:19 I can't keep it together 😂🤣

[@zonesquestiloveunderworld]

This was brilliantly edited!

[@iboxhead2680]

Please can you make another YTP on the new cosmos series, this video is one of my favorites and I would love to see another one on the new series

[@DlcEnergy]

this is no YTP... this is YTP above a YTP. this is pure art.

[@CrimeMinister1]

I've never seen anything more beautiful than what I just saw

[@carsorsomethingidk]

DO A FULL MATRIX YTP!!

[@Flygalia]

Deep stuff with Neil Degresse Tyson

[@qui-gonjinn6060]

How on earth did we find something so small on earth

[@mischapeters4172]

Thanks for creating this, my life finally makes sense

[@necelticsox]

The first minute of this video is an absolute classic.

[@prestokrevlar]

1:55 WWOWOW

[@Trainboi1983]

A-woah-uh!

[@wilberforce95]

I don't have hair there, but if I did, it would be standing up on the back of my ass.

[@necelticsox]

now that's kind freaky right there

[@hectorvoskin]

I keep coming back to this, it's just that good.

[@RavenClaw88]

Thanx for making a Cosmos one. I loved this. I laughed so hard, I was unable to breath for five minutes!

[@serbien1]

Pesky Angel Holy shit, the brain damage you must have had...

[@mattg4785]

This is probably one of the best poops I've ever seen. Keep up the good work!

[@Fabstron]

0:32 Okay Neil you didn't have to go there, not cool :(

[@Bacteriaboi29]

Sus.

[@jaymeister]

I'm very glad that I clicked on this.

[@itsandy4286]

Congrats on 9,000 subscribers! you are one of the many ytp'ers that I love!

[@bkebradley]

Thanks Mike, this is a good one

[@bergensteinmacwhorfmanteis2417]

2:19 when you smoked too much pot and you’re sittin there trying not to die

[@poseidonrox95]

nothing will ever be better than witnessing the youtube closed captioning say "sus"

[@TheMike31b]

2:47 i lost my fucking mind lmao

[@lellowranger]

you earned my subscription after the melee reference at the end.

[@BlueParadoxical]

One of the funniest YTPs I have ever seen. Great job!

[@LunaNightZz]

2:01 greatest story ever

[@Trainboi1983]

2:00

[@raumfahreturschutze]

There's some good sentence mixing YTPs, there's some bad YTPs that reuse the same gag for half the video, and then there's something like this - the pinnacle of modern YTP. This is the gold standard. Every time this shows up in my "watch again" feed, I gotta click.

[@MasterJoJYTP]

Thanks! :D

[@TheMinersMinors]

This is my favorite ytp of all time

[@TheMinersMinors]

This is still my favorite YTP. I want to show this to my children

[@ezyto]

QUALITY CONTENT

[@mekman4]

This needs more views.

[@ultravisitors]

One of the best YTP ever.

[@SPIDER-ut3wt]

That title!! I'm laughing so much, that's hilarious!

[@misanthrophex]

how did I only find it now

[@theroyalarkusknight9972]

3:02 I swear, I laughed way too hard on that.

[@fourburnerbreakfast]

that jolly moment, riding your motorcycle through a worm hole, then - "FFUUUKK" haha

[@seac2000]

Jesus I can't stop laughing XDD

[@gorrilaboy22]

I started drowning because i was drinking a glass of water.

[@chrislong2256]

Great job with this poop I thoroughly enjoyed it

[@the_original_Bilb_Ono]

Neil is one of my favorite people ever. I'm glad there is finally a good ytp of him.

[@kristjanlink007]

What's that tune at 2:28? It's very fine, something by Barry White, perhaps?

[@MasterJoJYTP]

Lol. It was some stock music from the KZbin Audio Library.

[@kristjanlink007]

Alright, thanks for your swift reply! Appreciate it

[@kristjanlink007]

Still looking for it haha, is there any way you could check from the video what it was? Thanks

[@MasterJoJYTP]

I could have, but I already deleted the files. XD I didn't save it or anything. There is no way that I can figure it out unless I just start blindly looking around. I tried for a little bit, but I didn't find anything.

[@kristjanlink007]

How did you find it in the first place? Did you use any keywords or just picket at random? It had to be right for that bike girl bit

[@avaschultz950]

I have just witnessed the cosmos from new perspective.

[@T--xo2uq]

Did you ever wonder if, in all it's existence, that florescent creature could ever have imagined that it would be in a youtube poop?

[@tiekogalaxylatte8839]

2:18 fucking choked and died m8, did not expect that rofl

[@wilhelmii6221]

I want him to see this

[@Aequabux]

The fuckin Akira blast? Nice.

[@YazZyFizzle14]

I'm mad this doesn't have more views.

[@tishainess9339]

And here I am again. Still fucking awesome. I love you Master Joj 💖

[@brucewayneissupermanquinn601]

Good Lord, somebody needs to share this with Neil!

[@radanju3]

ikr

[@AJ-js4xi]

This is amazing

[@TheGreatBunghole16]

Awesome. Love the mom jokes

[@magnified111]

To see you back....and in such impeccable form.......it....just....gets me......right......hereeeeaaaAAAAAAAHHHH, HAH HAH HAAAAHHHH! WHHHAAAAAA! I lulled so hard, ......you didnt have to do it, butchta did, butchya did......and I thank you!

[@micahnewman]

Because it's really, really, really fun to take a speed of light ride.

[@ryancurtis5425]

2:40 I'm getting serious 2001 vibes from this.

[@TruthHurts_]

You've got yourself a new sub this shits amazing

[@MasterJoJYTP]

Thanks!

[@DefconJohnson]

Nice work. 👌

[@24karatHAMSTER]

it's 4am and i'm trying not to wake my family up

[@DanThibodeau1]

I wish i had a Supercock.

[@mynameisandycook1]

One of the best YTPs I've ever had the pleasure of viewing. HAHAHAHA!

[@MrColt4747]

The best ytp yet

[@Goldenblade14]

I love how the entire first minute of this poop was just one ongoing, slow burn to your fragile self-worth.

[@rainbowwaffles2641]

I think I died. Thank you, master.

[@mediocreindigo]

Turn the subtitles on RIGHT NOW.

[@philliptesterman605]

The first 2 seconds in and i just entered another universe

[@Shreccz]

To this day I still use supercock

[@Shadowsintoyesterday]

the fact that sunlight can't pennnnnnetrate the ddddddddddd

[@megid0rino]

The fact that some light can't ｐｅｎｅｔｒａｔｅ ｔｈｅ Ｄ

[@buttercat9773]

this is the best thing on youtube

[@JoeSmith-om5vw]

Another masterpiece thank you!!

[@MasterJoJYTP]

You are welcome!

[@poshjesscott8287]

2:47 FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[@Trainboi1983]

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[@Bacteriaboi29]

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