YouTube Poop: Viacom's Jurassic Death Park

[@thiccosaurus4033]

i know it was suppose to be for comedy purposes but the idea of john hammond being insane and using the dinosaurs to kill the people that threatened to shut down his park sounds like it would also be a cool story and he could even clone the original crew and program them to be like no this place is perfectly safe

[@CJPrime931]

Better yet, splice their DNA with that of a dinosaur. XD

[@teaspoon5476]

Spare no lives

[@mlgodzilla4206]

Light Shade ngl that would be an interesting spin off,maybe implement some horror elements

[@ozzywalker609]

Micheal Crichton, the author of Jurassic Park, had made an earlier movie titled Westworld, which deals with a similar situation (except with malfunctioning androids), and the sequel deals with the same cloning issue that you described

[@jakespacepiratee3740]

@@ozzywalker609 And I assume that inspired the Westworld TV show nowadays?

[@ProjectHomulust]

John: "Are the children alright?" (Lex gets eaten by a T-rex) John: "DAHMN"

[@jacklebergshecklestein9359]

BlitzJoker lol

[@larryovah5437]

😆😆😆😆😂😂😂😂

[@tc_48]

(Looks at Blitz's profile) ( ͡ಠ ʖ̯ ͡ಠ)

[@insertname7032]

Does someone could tell me what is the name of the song that came after this scene

[@MaeveFork]

Change your icon or I'll break your kneecaps

[@RockstarGamer45]

I swear the part at 1:50 when John talks about the fair use and says "damn" is the most perfect thing ever!

[@grumpychunk1]

RockstarGamer45 that’s my favorite part hahahaha

[@JPOGers]

“I own VIACOM and there’s no doubt your KZbin POOP will drive kids out of their minds. My investors say that they insist on killing YOUR KZbin POOP and I’ve spent the last 5 years setting up a kind of LAWSUIT. Really spectacular, spared no expense. There’s a particular pebble in my shoe, represents KZbin, says that they insist on FAIR USE. *looks at computer monitor showing fair use act definition* *slams table* DAMN! I don’t care for laws.” Freaking most hilarious part of the ytp.

[@TheHeisenborg]

I lost it when he broke her neck lol

[@jakespacepiratee3740]

There's a sentence you'd never hear from a sane person, unless it's in a YTP! XD

[@cajaboeseneilers6905]

TheHeisenborg oh my god Yes! My brother replayed it 4 times

[@spawn760]

I thought that was the funniest shit I've have ever seen🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@TheHeisenborg]

@@DanielSeabra i havent seen this video in years lol needed a good laugh

[@LukeTRandall]

Me too! Just lost it, so unexpected!

[@theodorbondoc6345]

He suffers from a deplorable use of sus.

[@captainjackpugh6050]

Much like the among us players of our time

[@slipe17]

Arrgghhh...

[@nd6672]

Confused screaming

[@Bronco541]

@@captainjackpugh6050 and this was made before that game even existed! .............pretty sus...

[@captainjackpugh6050]

@@Bronco541 Sus indeed

[@Hirundo-demersalis]

2:38 “so you two, um, pull up the dinosaur’s skirts?” haha amazing

[@JayVas685]

7:42 I love how you can still hear the YTP editing in the background. Clever editing.

[@twigboat]

Gotta give props to the Hawaii Unit

[@TyrannoWright]

I feel more sorry for the Aerial Unit.

[@Talla50k]

+TyrannWright I feel more sorry for the cut content

[@zosanabria1619]

+Nasutoceratops 1983 But what about the Mr. D.N.A. Animation people? D=

[@Talla50k]

Lorenzo Sanabria at least he was in the movie awesome things like the underground kronosaur was cut from the movie and put into the tell-tale game as a mission.

[@halopro8958]

What about the Blue Hawaiian Helicopter?

[@chasevanderdussen8690]

9:33 I just love how Nedry just straight up tells Hammond and Arnold that he bugged the entire system.

[@Jfrosty09]

“Worry about it”

[@ChaseMC215]

You had one job, Nedry

[@PeyserConlee]

"I wonder if perhaps you'd be good enough to kill my grandchildren?" Shit, that killed me. XD

[@johnconley2447]

Just like the grandchildren

[@DJX3NONH34DL3Y]

"Denis, your lives are in our hands and you have butterfingers.... sssingerss"

[@jamesmaher8321]

In 48 hours you're not coming back

[@CalumHGaming]

They got that right

[@vidman931]

Fantastic use of "Yee!"

[@lordindoraptor6983]

Flame aka the guy with a generic name Six foot turkey yee loooool

[@yeppy3996]

99th like

[@willowgunnerthelunaticbio-5933]

Yee is also applied with the brachiosaur

[@gracegoff5209]

@@yeppy3996 Me too.

[@robonthecob6920]

HOLY SHIT THIS IS GOLD WHY AREN'T YOU MORE POPULAR

[@MasterJoJYTP]

+Tango Down I don't know. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[@hauntedhose]

It does say that

[@Cheeky_Hiro]

Arrrrr Arrrrr Arrrrrrrrrr -Ian Malcolm

[@lordindoraptor6983]

Smasher Zero That should be a meme

[@Termin8or_115]

I'm always on the lookout for future sex -Ian Malcolm

[@Joseariana]

Malcom is doing sex

[@CalumHGaming]

Ahhhhh ahahahhhh haah haaaaaahhhhhhh

[@Igi293]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@lilsquadrx939]

2:16 that did actually sound beautiful

[@smoli]

"its a facehugger" subscribed

[@legodarthvaderlswtfaversio6724]

smoli, I’ve been present for the birth of every creature on this isla- [JUMPS ON FACE] *GRANT!*

[@gracegoff5209]

@@legodarthvaderlswtfaversio6724 Oh no way! O.O

[@jetex1911]

*Spare no lives.*

[@Ultrasteel]

"In 48 hours, you're not coming back."

[@docemitbrown4466]

4:01 How did you break her neck like that, Amazing editing

[@respt46]

apply the right amount of force at the correct angle and voila

[@ChaseMC215]

He used a mask effect to apply her head on the same body, but put it backwards, that's how it's done

[@laurahart3890]

I literally just watched back to the future today before reading this

[@radam2786]

Haha this was actually pretty gory without the blood though. XD Haha

[@rangerleaf1505]

@@respt46 😂😂😂

[@pexpix]

3:57 had me rolling on the floor with cramps.

[@iforgot87872]

This is just so awesome. Alan: "What'd I touch?" Malcolm: "nothing we stopped." XD

[@WSchamps]

+iforgot87872 BOOT UP THE DOOR LOCKS

[@OldBeanUK]

+iforgot87872 all I can say is episode 3 you know what YTP series I'm on about *kappa*

[@FablesScribe]

Lmao

[@iforgot87872]

It's up. 4 will be up in a few weeks. Part 5 (The finale) will be likely next year, because it's loaded with effects.

[@bluelazyprofileguy1122]

7:53 Had Me Crashing On The Floor With A Heaving Chest!!! 5:38 Jurassic Horror Land Trailer 0:03 Can't Stop Laughing!

[@eggburster5706]

7:23 why, funny but why

[@ViperEye]

Your lives are in our hands and you have _butterfingers!?_

[@lordindoraptor6983]

Vib3s ssssingus. Lol

[@jakespacepiratee3740]

I thought he said, 'Butt-fingers'

[@peterbakich328]

Sningas

[@THEPLANETEARTH]

this youtube poop had me rolling so damn hard my face was red i rarley laugh that hard at youtube poop but damn some parts of this was funny as heck thank you for your YTP

[@MasterJoJYTP]

+THEPLANETEARTH Thanks man! If you are the planet Earth, then we must of had some hard times with the planet rolling and the face of the earth turning red.

[@THEPLANETEARTH]

MasterJoJ much lol

[@themoth1360]

Same here

[@gracegoff5209]

@@MasterJoJYTP When do you do KZbin Poop: Dr. V Needle Kills Johnny Worthington?

[@lbpvssplatoon2542]

A park full of dinosaurs, xenomorphic facehuggers, and titans? Best park ever!

[@TF2Scout..]

And Murderous Dr Hammond.

[@dianamolina6335]

Yeah what could possibly go wrong at a park like that? Oh and don’t forget Barney!😀

[@adrawingguy9013]

Did Alan just snap Ellie's neck omg I lost it there XD

[@therealnagel]

6:46 I am positive that would be much more horrifying than a T-rex

[@DavesGroovesandCreations]

I only recently just realized that was an AOT reference!

[@ChaseMC215]

3:30 helicopter.exe has stopped working 3:36 Helicopter crash kills 5 people and the pilot

[@PritchardCraftFTW]

I love the fact that 2:29 sounds like a degrading VHS tape.

[@adrawingguy9013]

Take a legendary movie and after effects to it for humor and u have yourself a golden globe ytp XD

[@MasterJoJYTP]

+Robert, Eanes XD That would be cool if they did something like that.

[@Talla50k]

+MasterJoJ me as announcer: AND THE WINNER IS MASTER JOJ *insert audience clapping*

[@zosanabria1619]

+Nasutoceratops 1983 And next, the Attack on Titan/Jurassic park crossover!

[@Talla50k]

now we need some mannoroth pieces, some godzilla and we got oscars xD

[@TheLazyFusspot_3428]

Star wars episode 5 please

[@ShreekDj]

05:38 where Allan begins to understand hahahahaha... this is so good!

[@ChaseMC215]

It was the same guy who was in Event Horizon

[@JJ-snee]

When I first looked at the title I though it said Vietnam Jurassic death camp

[@ImawerecatProductions]

Wtf?!?! XD

[@GODMONST3R]

Omfg that would be hilarious! XD

[@naranara1690]

That made me laugh way more than it should have.

[@kenetickups6146]

paul kart Shopping dart SOME FOLKS WERE BORN MADE TO WAVE THE FLAG

[@ashyhusky4130]

same here i was like wtf!!

[@tagiscom]

I lost it when the helicopter got eaten, and the credits came up! F*** brilliant!

[@kenetickups6146]

holy shit, amazing it's nice to finally see another good Jurassic Park ytp

[@MasterJoJYTP]

+John Carver ;)

[@smellyfists2231]

4:17 Yeeasaurus

[@animatedink2529]

Holy crap this was unbelievably hilarious. You earned a subscriber from me at literally the first few seconds with Lex getting eaten. And I thought you wouldn't go there with the Titan joke, but good lord you did and it was glorious XD!!!!

[@MasterJoJYTP]

+Ray Muniz Thanks :D

[@Hurricoaster]

*Haha, I love how the helicopter, while exploding at 3:37, turns into the wreckage of a police car. I only know this because shamelessly so, I have used this same green screen. *Got one of the hardest laughs I've ever had at 4:50 - holy shit. Gotta love that falling rocks green screen *Lovely scrambling at 8:13 I think it goes without saying that this is a fantastic YTP and that you are a criminally under-subscribed pooper and that needs to change. In time it will, though

[@MasterJoJYTP]

+Hurricoaster Heh! Thanks Hurricoaster! Your poops are amazing as well. I can never get enough of "It's Rip Snorting Time 2". Definitely one of my favorite poops of all time. XD I didn't even notice that the helicopter turns into a car.

[@salami99]

we not mentioning that attack on titan sequence?

[@blobbertmcblob4888]

"Spend a little time with our Trex" So, Rexy just wants some cuddles =D/

[@WhatTheHe11isTHAT]

"You didn't touch anything, we stopped."

[@wypdblue]

The part where he snapped her neck looked a little TOO good. lol

[@YorkshireNutte]

Your profile picture is the Thieves Guild from Skyrim, if I'm correct.

[@Hockeyjew702]

It’s 4:55am and I am laughing in my bathroom, my roommate probably thinks I’m on drugs

[@dragonheadthing]

Loved that head-turning effect at 4:01.

[@jamlym4974]

You should have the raptor pop out next to Muldoon who then exclaims, "That doesn't look very scary! More like a six foot turkey!" And then the dinosaur jumps on him.

[@MasterJoJYTP]

That's actually a really good idea.

[@jacklebergshecklestein9359]

MasterJoJ if u make a remake put that in there

[@jamlym4974]

Also, when John says, "Our lives are in your hands and you have butterfingers?" show Nedry with actual Butterfingers candy bars.

[@kevlare-7324]

1:05 killed me

[@jamlym4974]

It killed him too

[@zulok1337]

the facehugger part lol

[@Froy-cl1oi]

Why am I the only one that thinks the squeal at 9:11 is the best in this video?

[@oliverpeacock802]

4:00 killed me😂😂😂😂

[@saint-gallier]

Technically it killed her too.

[@GeneralCreed]

6:30 and on was the funniest shit ive seen in a long time, keep up the good work!

[@MasterJoJYTP]

+GeneralCreed I will!

[@tackywhale5664]

Although it has been immediately reuploaded on August the 3 by EmperorLemon, The Krusty Krustaceans Kantankerous Kommercial to me has been the greatest loss to the toxic clutches of Viagracum. Their action is one that I will never forgive them for, along with all of the other atrocities they have committed, and I will forever despise them for what they have done, and for a very good reason too: The KKKK has always been the most influential youtube poop ever since I have first seen it in early April 2014 and, to this day, is my second-favorite KZbin Poop of all time, with Mr Krabs Unquenchable Blood Lust as my number one favorite since that time as well.

[@tackywhale5664]

Second greatest. Sorry buddy, Unquenchable Blood Lust was taken down and reuploaded as well.

[@tackywhale5664]

Damn!

[@MasterJoJYTP]

+TackyWhale He he told me that they banned it everywhere except for Germany, so he re-uploaded it again.

[@tackywhale5664]

If I were Viacom right now I would undo all of the damage that has been done to the YTP community by going back in time and preventing any of the takedowns that happened this year, starting with 2/11.

[@ladycheyne5607]

It's definitely better than the Universal Studios ride :-)

[@iforgot87872]

This vid is fantastic! This is just the kind of YTP that I love. So many great jokes, creativity and effects. Not to mention this YTP has a theme!

[@TF2Scout..]

It's awesome.

[@Egguana_]

3:16 so THATS where the mososaurus was before jurassic world. 4:17 t-rex yee 4 brachiosaurus poot

[@SuperCretaceousMZ]

Yes! I knew it! It was living in the falls!

[@OddRobb]

You'll have to get used to Dr. Malcom - he suffers from a deplorable excessive use of sus!

[@zombiekidd6141]

dude the mosasaurus part was well edited! this was funny! subscribed!

[@MasterJoJYTP]

+Mario Cat Thanks!

[@theodorbondoc6345]

IAN FREERF!!! SKEEKS!!! 8:20

[@brandnewentity2696]

Its amazing people stil watch this 😂

[@TheGreenTaco999]

6:55 that mirror is the best!

[@capncake8837]

Man, I remember watching this 5 years ago when I was younger. I thought it would have a million views by now.

[@jbh2705]

I died with laughter at the Attack on Titan spoof. Also, nice job with the joke on Viacom. It's like their lawyers never heard of fair use! Or rather their lawyers were told to ignore that law...

[@Jdabomb93]

5:28 My Favorite part! Lmao! Please make a Part 2!

[@rokimaks1]

I never laughed so hard! Thisi is the best video on youtube!!!! Thank you so much for making this

[@MasterJoJYTP]

+roki maks Best video?? Thanks :D

[@axiom6031]

YTP Anti-Viacom Strike Team: Leader: AwfulFawful Sniper: MasterJoj Demolitions Expert: EmperorLemon Medic: Mobrosstudios Engineer: Dathings1 Heavy Gunner: Cartoonlover98 "Wherever there's smoke, we'll be there to pinch back"

[@MasterJoJYTP]

+Spongebob FINGpants HOLD ON TO YOUR HEADS, MATE!

[@off-brandproductions]

Scout: Coolcat001100

[@Saloman210]

Busnut33?

[@stratkids]

7:23 really Ian and Alan !

[@pfuitoifel]

4:55 that pulp fiction line hahaha

[@Fieronfire]

4:16 yee

[@MissJazzDaFunk]

The doorlocks! THE DOORLOCKS!

[@lordindoraptor6983]

MissJazzDaFunk THE DOORLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOCKS

[@Jfrosty09]

And everyone died. The end :)

[@Jfrosty09]

10:08

[@yasmina_n4rd_oficial1993]

2:39 missed the opportunity to zoom in on Gennaro lol

[@nievesofficial]

JojTror murders a ghost beach was pure gold, so when I saw that MasterJoj had made this, I knew I was in for something special. I love this.

[@MasterJoJYTP]

+TheRobloxian09 Thanks, dude!

[@ZaffireWolf]

The world needs more Wayne Knight.

[@willcunningham9145]

I was bored so i typed up Jurassic Park ytp while I was reading the book for an Adventure Literature class and i gotta tell you guys, both MasterJoJ and others, that this is a most impressive ytp Ive seen in a while. Clever work, thumbs up, 42069 out of 10, laughs all around Cheers to you all from 2020 Sincerely, random guy from Almost close to Canada

[@h3g8a1e7]

Hey dude what's up

[@pweefypweef4089]

MasterJoJ, just gonna say this now and I hope you read this. can we make the attack on titan reference a once in a while thing, especially at a perfect moment like 6:22? I must of shown a lot of my friends that part and they just lost their voice laughing to that one part. even I find myself destroying my voice over that. I guess the idea of a titan appearing out of nowhere at a random moment made me laugh a lot.(no kidding). but yeah. just know, you brought a lot of humor to a lot of people. :)

[@MasterJoJYTP]

+Brandon Shavitz Well I had one idea about a place I could add it in the current YTP that I am making right now. But I found out a long time ago that it is a good idea to stay really open and not try to limit yourself when making these kinds of videos. You'll probably see a reference in my next YTP which is a collab with another YTPer, but I don't want to force one if I don't see an opportunity. Also, I actually haven't finished watching the show...

[@pweefypweef4089]

I get it. Still awesome work. Money worthy in my opinion. XD

[@StefSharkySchultz]

LOVE THE ALIENS and ATTACK ON TITAN CROSSOVERS! I mean VIACOM, Viacom, silly me.....Viacom EVERYTHING ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

[@Veritech2011]

8:14 Best T-Rex roar ever

[@Wolfiedark7042]

😂

[@TyranttheIndominusRex]

"Hey, we were saving that!" *Bottle magically reseals itself* XD

[@latexwhistledown342]

This is a masterpiece! One of the best Jurassic park ytps

[@mrzubwolfer]

4:00 LOL how did you do that?

[@jonathanwarrdddedcxddeecec4787]

It's a dinosaur Dinosaur: YEEEH

[@lieutenantnomad9198]

6:35 LMFAO best part!

[@Bulborbliker]

3:42 "fifty miles of wheat thins are in place"

[@The_Subreme_Meme]

i like how you made the move end over and over

[@The_Subreme_Meme]

movie

[@Hellooo134]

This is the most thoroughly fair use thing there is, like fair use is when somethijg is sufficiently transformative and YTPs are nothing if not transformative. It also has criticism in it to even further add to your legal backing

[@gammabtw5018]

2:16 that sounded cool!

[@buckwild-k9g]

Alan and Ian in the jeep, funniest part.🤣🤣

[@joseph2000117]

Good grief! by far the BEST ytp on KZbin. keep it up

[@DrMedicsGameSurgery]

Look up the misadventures of skooks

[@looker999997]

+DJ Khaled's Neck Chub It was, until the Jesse Ventura one came out.

[@MasterJoJYTP]

;)

[@zerofusion2012]

Ellie's head snap had be laughing like crazy 😂

[@randomanimations2996]

1:06 when my friend won’t stop yammering on about video games!!🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ComradeLavender]

Years later and I still come back to enjoy this. Well done 💜

[@Amy-J]

OH MY GOD this was absolutely amazing! XD Just subbed!

[@MasterJoJYTP]

+Dave-K Thanks! :)

[@MasterJoJYTP]

+Dave-K Oh! By the way I have been watching your videos ever since you subbed, and I must say that they are very good. I especially liked the Rosen Venture.

[@Amy-J]

+MasterJoJ Noticed you liked them :P Thanks man!

[@brianralidis8911]

Please do the lost world movie with the seal creature for Jurassic World

[@bluegillj6388]

The mossasaur eating the helicopter was pretty funny

[@fasteddy44642]

“I could compensate you by not deleting your KZbin poop.... for a further three years.” 😂😂😂

[@warangkanasingsuwan4467]

4:00 WTF

[@danc5644]

"You'll have to get used to Dr. Malcom. He suffers from a deplorable excess use of sos."

[@miosotisdolores4425]

I laughed so hard when the guy said to grant "u guys pull out dinosaur nuts?" 😂

[@venomfoxgames]

*Facehugger jumps out* "DOOOOON'T!!!" 😂😂😂

[@cyborgparrot1996]

This deserves a Million Views.

[@ChiefBrodyRules]

holy shit. this is great.

[@MasterJoJYTP]

+ChiefBrodyRules Hehehe! Thanks CheifBrodyRules! I saw your "old" trailer of Jurassic World. Pretty cool how you connected all of those different scenes. Very insightful to making YTPs.

[@ChiefBrodyRules]

+MasterJoJ Making YTP inspired me to try making fan trailers. It's basically the same thing lol

[@syndrax8554]

+MasterJoJ I make ytp's as well i think you should check those out

[@lordindoraptor6983]

ChiefBrodyRules- my stomach hurts

[@meucachorro1689]

SHOOHS

[@dickkickem9068]

It’s Awesome that you’re picking fun at Viacom in this Video, cool Vid man :)

[@MasterChiefSpartan117]

6:50 -- Attack on Titan reference😂

[@gracegoff5209]

It's so silly.

[@doughembree3299]

this is without a doubt one of the best videos on youtube