I prefer to keep my Greek people in the freezer. They last longer that way.
@MasterJoJYTP8 жыл бұрын
But then it loses all of its flavor D: Do you even cannibal? ;)
@aceman00000998 жыл бұрын
+MasterJoJ why cannibal when you can eat mass produced baby chickens?
@STICKGUYMB8 жыл бұрын
+MasterJoJ You can just bake them like spaghetti
@feddyvonwigglestein34817 жыл бұрын
THE CHINA [whay-oh]
@tonipepperoni34245 жыл бұрын
@@aceman0000099 why cannibal when you can eat mass produced sus
@libbyski8 жыл бұрын
I fucking lost my shit when he said "smoke weed every day, im so high." The sentence mixing was fucking golden on this whole ytp, please make another how its made one!!!
@Kessler19966 жыл бұрын
"Being toasty warm is now just a gas-fed furnace away" - man that made me laugh! Dark but hilarious :D
@Noobgalaxies8 жыл бұрын
"When Marco Polo brought nude chicks from China some seven-hundredhundredhundred" Dammit how do you work up this magic
@DjWyu7 жыл бұрын
Sounded like Va-china to me
@birddaddydetta6 жыл бұрын
*Marco Polio
@jeffcarroll1990shock5 жыл бұрын
Wow
@JackDuripper8 жыл бұрын
Thug life chick is a survivor
@Da_Random8 жыл бұрын
The only problem with "How it's made" poops, you start watching the original episode instead of sentence mixing it because it's too damn interesting.
@MemeDarg8 жыл бұрын
lol yea ;-;
@MasterJoJYTP8 жыл бұрын
I used to come home after a long day at School and Cross Country and fall asleep to this show on accident at like 5PM. His voice is just so soothing and monotone that it puts me to sleep.
@temporalforces26238 жыл бұрын
So from what I gather, the Narrator likes to get drunk and high, only takes bathes when necessary, cannot get laid and enjoys watching animals die. Great video xD
@MasterJoJYTP8 жыл бұрын
+Temporal Forces He needs some serious help...
@Circuitssmith4 жыл бұрын
According to other entries in the How It’s Made Cinematic Universe, he also abuses and threatens workers.
@CloisteredExplorer8 жыл бұрын
2:14 im starting to wonder if he actually died. either ways rip thug chick.
@ChaseMC2154 жыл бұрын
The chick gets sent back into a basket
@blockrocka2258 жыл бұрын
SaaaHHAAHHsta has become a delicacy around the world.
@joshgalka94148 жыл бұрын
"MasterJOJ is a foul youtube pooper"... No you're not, you're a great youtube pooper! Keep up the great job! :)
@MasterJoJYTP8 жыл бұрын
:D
@vinniehatcher6648 жыл бұрын
There's still TheMasterPoop, though.
@joshgalka94148 жыл бұрын
Yes, There is.... :)
@MasterJoJYTP8 жыл бұрын
Yeah, he's great. I've wanted to make a Harry Potter poop for years and years, but I have been waiting until I get really good at editing.
@vinniehatcher6648 жыл бұрын
True, true.
@MasterJoJYTP8 жыл бұрын
Lol, this one turned out good :D Next is the Tennis! *YOU BETTER BE READY, EMPY!*
@emcg76548 жыл бұрын
my body is ready
@watchulookinat2718 жыл бұрын
i didn't see that dark humor coming at all
@332211ggGHGFF8 жыл бұрын
Nice Vid! Lost my shit at Marco Polleo went to get babes from Chinese around 7-8 million years ago - speech. XD also the Egg- saw the Dr. Seuss thing coming a mile a way since everyone uses that joke because it's just so common. AGAIN YOUR YTP - amassing SOS :)
@MasterJoJYTP8 жыл бұрын
Watch one of the Avatar YTPs and check the decription for a playlist. I am making a KZbin Poop back and forth with another guy named EmperorLemon.
@MasterJoJYTP8 жыл бұрын
332211ggGHGFF :D
@FioreFire7 жыл бұрын
I heard that mammoth in there. good job, you passed the requirement for creating a how it's made YTP.
@Dreigonix7 жыл бұрын
Not gonna lie, that conveyor belt full of chicks is one of the cutest things I've seen all week. Even if you did burn them.
@ardie48 жыл бұрын
I think the process that chicks go through is quite cruel, but I thought the joke at the end was nonetheless pretty good.
@starponys07405 жыл бұрын
To make matters worse, chick culling is a normal part of factory farming. It may not be absolutely wrong, but I don’t believe we should allow it.
@alec79788 жыл бұрын
"Bubbles and bath oils... Soioioioils..."
@jeffcarroll1990shock Жыл бұрын
"I can't get laid"
@Filthma8 жыл бұрын
The spiritual successor to WoW It's Made before WoW It's Made had a sequel.
@MasterJoJYTP8 жыл бұрын
This actually came out after Wow It's Made: Revelations. I would have to say that the real spiritual successor is a video called, "YTP: Oh, It's Made?" by moyboyjr. That video is great too.
@Filthma8 жыл бұрын
MasterJoJ Ah right. My perception of time is whack as usual.
@Jaxymann8 жыл бұрын
"Chances are you've got Greek people in your fridge." - MasterJoj, 2016
@404UsernameNotFoundX8 жыл бұрын
omg i love this show thank you for making it better
@MasterJoJYTP8 жыл бұрын
;)
@britainluver4318 жыл бұрын
Announcer-"Which came first? the chicken or the egg?" The Cat in the Hat- "Eggs"
@ChaseMC2155 жыл бұрын
You Think the Egg came first. Think Again! Erection came first.
@randomstuff18277 жыл бұрын
"You think the egg came first? *Think again.*"
@Raikeran8 жыл бұрын
I didn't expect to see my favorite science show get pooped, and this was hilarious.
@Spikey_Buddy8 жыл бұрын
Damn, the sentence mixing is immaculate!
@Spikey_Buddy8 жыл бұрын
In fact, it's so good, I had to gif a part that made my sides go off: j.gifs.com/jR6D5P.gif
@tasos50058 жыл бұрын
The ending was excellent. Good job once again!
@ArchieDude8 жыл бұрын
+Tasos Kontzes \ *eggcellent
@exxor91088 жыл бұрын
This was by far one of the most expertly crafted YTPs I've seen in over a year. xD Keep up the excellent work! :)
@RoninCatholic8 жыл бұрын
I love How It's Made poops! And spadinner.
@michaelphillips75568 жыл бұрын
Modern bathtubs look nothing like spaghetti, lol!
@halopro89588 жыл бұрын
Which came first, the chicken, or the egg? In background: EGGZ If you guessed the eggs THINK AGAIN.
@kylerjones10078 жыл бұрын
This is seriously one of my favorite poops ever.
@Legojake948 жыл бұрын
"smoke weed,, every day. i am so high! xDD
@TymphaRedbreaduwuowo7 жыл бұрын
WHAT CAME FIRST THE CHICKEN, OR THE EGG? THINK AGAIN, THE ERECTION CAME FIRST
@kbhasikevinYTP8 жыл бұрын
The next DaThings1 detected! His username is MasterJoJ!
@ChaseMC2155 жыл бұрын
Well, DaThings does Sus jokes
@MezzoForte48 жыл бұрын
Keep the dark humor. There isn't enough of it in this world.
@aidenoneill89118 жыл бұрын
One of my current favorites now
@CrusaderMemz5 жыл бұрын
2:31 dang dude you just Quince my dark humor thirst that was gnarly
@pikminfreak00116 жыл бұрын
I, FOR ONE, WOULD LOVE TO TRY A PLATE OF SAUSTA
@Ericisnotachannel8 жыл бұрын
you should've done the one about coins, they go from a negative to a positive to a negative about 6 times.
@wibblywobblytimeywimey70428 жыл бұрын
You think the egg came first, think again.
@Land078 жыл бұрын
MasterJoJ is a rather foul YTPer.
@OnlyKoolaid8 жыл бұрын
Wow. You have the touch. Bravo, Sir!
@NattyWheat8 жыл бұрын
I love your work! Keep it up :D
@DarksteelHeart4 жыл бұрын
I can't get enough YTPs
@exterioremma8 жыл бұрын
Oh god this is amazing... The show is reminding of History channel fsr...
@GDP999-z1u8 жыл бұрын
this is awesome
@MasterJoJYTP8 жыл бұрын
+Gross Domestic Plums Your profile picture is awesome :D
@GDP999-z1u8 жыл бұрын
MasterJoJ Thank you, I subbed btw, I make Michael Rosen YTPs, decent at sentence mixing, no where near your skills though
@austinschmuck78148 жыл бұрын
most hilarious ytp of how it's made
@EFerrorfile4 жыл бұрын
Amazing YTP. That part around 1:35... I'm dying.
@opshredderytp3 жыл бұрын
Im already deceased. HILARIOUS
@andrewnite95488 жыл бұрын
DaThings1 is proud of you
@chilidragon8428 жыл бұрын
you hade me at the cat in the hat XD
@Dustin4d8 жыл бұрын
This is such a great source. Why didn't many people use it?
@MasterJoJYTP8 жыл бұрын
I don't know. I think it has to do with the fact that not too many stupid things happen in the show. I think that you have to look deeper into what they say in the show to see the potential in it.
@IconicBoar0978 жыл бұрын
mmm...sasta great vid man can't wait for the next round of tennis good luck to ya :D
@MasterJoJYTP8 жыл бұрын
+superheartless777 Thanks!
@astolf18728 жыл бұрын
Lulz. This one is hilarious. Tennis sounds awesome.
@wilberforce958 жыл бұрын
I can't get laid either :(
@Jaxymann8 жыл бұрын
+Will Becker Wheyyyyyyyyyy
@losiglowful4 жыл бұрын
1:09 Spaghetti! Dinner....
@SPIDER-ut3wt6 жыл бұрын
You're great at making these! I have to ask, how do you make these, what editing software do you use, or is the best to use? I'd like to make a YTP myself someday.
@MasterJoJYTP6 жыл бұрын
I use Adobe After Effects and Premiere Pro to make these. I recommend trying to get a hold of Sony Vegas to make these.
@SPIDER-ut3wt6 жыл бұрын
MasterJoJ Cool! Thanks for the advice. These are really funny to watch!
@MCHLabs8 жыл бұрын
Bathtubs sbubs...
@dimitripetrograd98088 жыл бұрын
Ville Koskela modern KZbin poops look nothing like spadinner either
@SuperMaDBrothers8 жыл бұрын
source vid for the chickens? this was great XD
@Mental_Warlock7 жыл бұрын
The beginning sadistic until MY EYES
@Rainbow__cookie4 жыл бұрын
Lmao the intro is killing me.... Literally
@chaoticchris18 жыл бұрын
Dark humor should be the only kind of humor. Welcome to hell. ... LeL.
@lunahetfield7 жыл бұрын
Which came first the chicken or markipiler?
@masonhhoffman8 жыл бұрын
great as always! ;3
@tedster34327 жыл бұрын
0:28 the voice drop makes me laugh every single time!
@cardbusiness37658 жыл бұрын
Modern KZbin poops looks nothing like SpaDinner LOL
@ad9red8 жыл бұрын
If you liked this I suggest Wow, It's Made by dathings1
@332211ggGHGFF8 жыл бұрын
Wow I was here early for one of your videos MasterJoj XD - is the battle of best ytp between you and Emperor still going on?
@MasterJoJYTP8 жыл бұрын
+332211ggGHGFF Yes!
@diamondjub23186 жыл бұрын
most commercially made paper is made of paper...
@Nekucloud7 жыл бұрын
I'm so drunk right now!😂🍺
@funwithtvmore00178 жыл бұрын
Can you also do a KZbin Poop of Star vs. The Forces of Evil?
@techmantra45216 жыл бұрын
It's a bit sad when you have to mechanize the sorting of live animals :(
@ChaseMC2152 жыл бұрын
You think the egg came first? Think Again!
@Nekucloud7 жыл бұрын
The baby chickens!😢
@twitchrareswedishki11errabbit8 жыл бұрын
i wanna be a vegetarian now.
@iheartrodrick7 жыл бұрын
Adrian Höijer Pfft... Screw You Vegetarian Thing! 😂😂😂
@pategustavo43928 жыл бұрын
sloiols MY BOIIIIII
@RileyBadger-mr4kb3 ай бұрын
Imagine if the segment at the end was real 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@esquirroupetitossau-iraty28226 жыл бұрын
were those last clips actually from how it's made???
@ChaseMC2155 жыл бұрын
Apparently. In the show, where we see the chicken wings, the announcer said that what we are looking at was supposed to be hard to see. This is when Brooks Moore was hosting the US version of How It's Made, Lynne Adams did the Canadian version, which are the same show, even the UK version hosted by Tony Hirst is the same show, but with the UK version, Tony Hirst has class.
@shadowcircus83148 жыл бұрын
I dunno man something about baby chickens dying grates
@funwithtvmore00178 жыл бұрын
Ever since Marco Polo brought the nude chicks back from China 700 years ago. - 1:15 The chicks now falls into special designed transportation boxes, being cozy warm is now a gas-fed furnace away [chicks cooked in furnace], no need to adjust the set, what you're looking at is supposed to be hard to see, thank goodness for chicken processing plants ( 2:21 - 2:42 ).
@Jaxymann8 жыл бұрын
+The Real Andre B. Elpedes' Second Account "The dough is extracted from the mixer, and falls into a mixer. Then, the dough goes into this mixer. The mix is now ready to go through the mixer."
@astolf18728 жыл бұрын
The erection came first. That just solved the mystery of the chicken and the egg.
@Deathly667 жыл бұрын
I take baths only when necessary hairy
@karynelavioe65583 жыл бұрын
lol this is good and funny for me haha😆😆😆😆
@TheWanderer10000007 жыл бұрын
2:01 *EGGS EGGS E DOUBLE G S EGGS!*
@JOhnsonTailor7 жыл бұрын
what's the Markiplier source ?
@mudkipz41528 жыл бұрын
So thats how sause is made"
@mudkipz41528 жыл бұрын
made.
@cardbusiness37658 жыл бұрын
Only cabbages can defeat SAUSE
@dscimforjack8 жыл бұрын
good shit, whats the original video for the chicks? that seems weird for how its made
@MasterJoJYTP8 жыл бұрын
Just Google, "How It's Made: Chicks" or something.
@RektiveClips13378 жыл бұрын
i liked it
@Liliputian078 жыл бұрын
ten out of fukcing ten
@nicoven948 жыл бұрын
I heard that mammoth lol
@xZippy8 жыл бұрын
Spaghetti!
@ray029468 жыл бұрын
3 good ytp 4 me
@mikalnortuchiha10946 жыл бұрын
Pop Quiz: who do you rather get laid with? A: Lisa Lisa B: Murdoc C: Joseph Joestar or D: Dio Brando If Dio, then which one? A: Modern Dio or B: OVA Dio