YouTube's Worst Chef Somehow Got Worse

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AugustTheDuck

AugustTheDuck

Күн бұрын

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@calessel3139
@calessel3139 2 жыл бұрын
Jack: "It's a little tangier than I like." Translation: "It tastes like I'm eating a bottle of vinegar."
@ladymacbethofmtensk896
@ladymacbethofmtensk896 2 жыл бұрын
Did he do ALL the drugs, or did he save any for the rest of us?
@jpw5029
@jpw5029 Жыл бұрын
😂
@WoeWoeWoe
@WoeWoeWoe Жыл бұрын
Plastic included
@Rockieswoobie
@Rockieswoobie Жыл бұрын
😂
@Games_By_Proxy
@Games_By_Proxy Жыл бұрын
This explains why he edited out the part he actually poured the vinegar
@ArcNeoMasato
@ArcNeoMasato 2 жыл бұрын
"Lazy mans orange chicken". Okay, bag of chicken breast chunks, and a bottle of Panda Express orange sauce. Bake and stir, done.
@THICCTHICCTHICC
@THICCTHICCTHICC 2 жыл бұрын
Jack's idea of lazy is my idea of maximalism
@hotrodmercury3941
@hotrodmercury3941 2 жыл бұрын
Done that before with a good amount of rice. Ez and fun
@angelise1211
@angelise1211 2 жыл бұрын
they sell that?
@PinkAgaricus
@PinkAgaricus 2 жыл бұрын
Even Lazier (in terms of cooking it yourself, or the lack thereof) man's Orange Chicken: Go to Panda Express and order orange chicken That may be a bit more expensive, but it usually comes out right (in fast food terms). Yea accurate though if you can still find the sauce being sold anywhere (including Panda Express food court/mall or sit down locations, I think that's where I found our bottle of that sauce). Alternate recipe: Bag of popcorn chicken/chicken nuggets and a bottle of Panda Express Orange Chicken sauce. Stir, put on rice or noodles, and enjoy.
@dearinsomniadontletthebedb9237
@dearinsomniadontletthebedb9237 2 жыл бұрын
No, chicken nuggets+ panda express orange sauce. Mix then serve, done👌😂
@Astroqualia
@Astroqualia 2 жыл бұрын
I'm honestly surprised Jack didn't just pour orange juice on the chicken and microwave it to cook it.
@sonydschx200
@sonydschx200 Жыл бұрын
not much better tbh
@hrc9933
@hrc9933 Жыл бұрын
Hahahahahahahahahaha
@21msherb
@21msherb Жыл бұрын
BWAHAHAHA
@Linkus_1
@Linkus_1 Жыл бұрын
Or just not cook it at all
@JustacommenterLol-ic4cu
@JustacommenterLol-ic4cu 7 ай бұрын
Ver… Funy!
@jacksklazy7672
@jacksklazy7672 2 жыл бұрын
Jack: “Don’t always go by the bag, go for the eyesight” The eyesight:
@rampantmantis2788
@rampantmantis2788 2 жыл бұрын
Clearly lacking 20/20
@ketaminepoptarts
@ketaminepoptarts Жыл бұрын
​@@rampantmantis2788 more like 30/2000
@8sor
@8sor Жыл бұрын
​@@ketaminepoptartslove your name 😂
@StandardGoose
@StandardGoose Жыл бұрын
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@anthonygrennek
@anthonygrennek 4 ай бұрын
@@8sorI thought you your verified😂😂😂
@BnaBreaker
@BnaBreaker 2 жыл бұрын
I love how he consistently uses the excuse that he's "lazy" as a cover for his complete lack of cooking skills.
@johndalquen7668
@johndalquen7668 2 жыл бұрын
To be fair I do the same. Then again I dont't make videos showcasing it
@BnaBreaker
@BnaBreaker 2 жыл бұрын
@@johndalquen7668 Exactly! Nothing wrong with not being a great cook, but I do think there is something wrong with being someone who clearly has no idea what he's doing but making videos broadcast to hundreds of thousands of people where he claims to be an expert.
@slothape
@slothape 2 жыл бұрын
It should be called the incompetant man series
@dirtywash4890
@dirtywash4890 Жыл бұрын
Dunning Kruger effect is strong here
@78LedHead
@78LedHead Жыл бұрын
But make no mistake.... he is lazy. He might be the laziest cook to ever walk the earth.
@mctul
@mctul 2 жыл бұрын
his intro starting with him dodging the word 'Cooking' is so funny because it's like 'oh god cooking **dodges** phew i dont have to do that anymore anyways lets eat some raw chicken!'
@TroubleEST
@TroubleEST 2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@Red_Lion2000
@Red_Lion2000 2 жыл бұрын
underrated comment.
@richardsanchez5444
@richardsanchez5444 2 жыл бұрын
That's actually really clever. Niceee
@mandarian87
@mandarian87 Жыл бұрын
Nailed it hahaha
@sitruuna6979
@sitruuna6979 Жыл бұрын
He's so good at cooking that he doesn't even need to do it 😂
@akajay8140
@akajay8140 2 жыл бұрын
AUGUST YOU SHOULD RECREATE JACKS RECIPES THEN TRY THEM SO WE CAN GET AN HONEST REACTION ON HOW THEY TATSE
@ThomasInPrint
@ThomasInPrint 2 жыл бұрын
Yep, sign me up.
@partygamingz3332
@partygamingz3332 2 жыл бұрын
Nooo bro, he ain't gonna live till the next cooking with Jack video at that rate
@LydiAtheistLady
@LydiAtheistLady 2 жыл бұрын
That would make for some fun content & I’m all for it!
@stephanesurprenant60
@stephanesurprenant60 2 жыл бұрын
Do it. Do it. Do it.
@bigtiredpotato
@bigtiredpotato 2 жыл бұрын
Why would you want to hurt August like this?
@lasses0450
@lasses0450 2 жыл бұрын
I think we can all agree that Jack's intro is one of the greatest creations known to mankind.
@joereginmyre
@joereginmyre 2 жыл бұрын
I AM THE BEEST YOUUTUBER YOU'RE ALL TRAASH COMPARED TO ME IM THE BEEST 😗😗😗😗😗😗😗
@Godzilla2021lol
@Godzilla2021lol 2 жыл бұрын
@@joereginmyre dude nobody cares about someone who spams there self for best KZbin
@glyzzygobbler476
@glyzzygobbler476 2 жыл бұрын
@@joereginmyre Bruh th 💀
@andrewwhyte7130
@andrewwhyte7130 2 жыл бұрын
I think it needed something to pop out if the bowl in surprise to really finish it off like a souffle
@AJOlaks
@AJOlaks 2 жыл бұрын
@@andrewwhyte7130 have Jack mix something and out pops the word Jack
@Bonzeye182
@Bonzeye182 Жыл бұрын
Bro, don’t discourage him from using frozen chicken. I literally get panic attacks when this man gets around raw chicken
@Mr_Jish
@Mr_Jish 4 ай бұрын
And he *STILL* undercooked them!!! 🤣🤣🤣
@king12191
@king12191 2 жыл бұрын
The funny thing is I unironically remember watching this guy's cook videos like 15 years ago when I was a kid and his hair wasn't grey. The fact he's still at it and resurfaced after all these years as a meme when I've all but forgotten him is amazing to me
@Kaboomboo
@Kaboomboo 5 ай бұрын
Same. I watched him back in 2009. His review of the Ninja Bullet blender convinced me to get one and it worked so good. I even made a few of his recipes and they were hit. Not kidding. The lazy man's Lasagna is perfectly fine. As a broke college gal that lasted for days. The bacon explosion was also pretty good. And believe it or not, the strings and pegs casserole was actually requested 3 years in a row for Thanksgiving. I mean even a broken clock is right twice a day. 😂 but now seeing him reach internet infamy is so surreal.
@danielfrongillo773
@danielfrongillo773 2 жыл бұрын
He straight up murders every single classic recipe he comes across. He leaves no culinary stone unturned when it comes to defiling everyone's favorite foods one by one. I would be awestruck if I wasn't horrified.
@breaderbrawler7894
@breaderbrawler7894 2 жыл бұрын
Let him make pizza
@DustyOrange
@DustyOrange 2 жыл бұрын
@@breaderbrawler7894 Tortilla with a thin layer of ketchup. Top with a crumble of Kraft American Singles and slices of bologna. Sprinkle some rosemary for **Italian** flavor. Microwave on HIGH for 3:00. It's what I'd expect, but it doesn't feel wrong enough.
@breaderbrawler7894
@breaderbrawler7894 2 жыл бұрын
@@DustyOrange Add unsalted butter
@Dark.Shingo
@Dark.Shingo 2 жыл бұрын
This is poetry.
@deleqtronica8733
@deleqtronica8733 Жыл бұрын
@@breaderbrawler7894 he’s already made pizza
@pandamonium8182
@pandamonium8182 2 жыл бұрын
At what point do we acknowledge Jack’ cooking channel is the best troll of all time. He really undercooked chicken nuggets, then straight said “I cooked these longer than the package said”
@RyANWaLlEt
@RyANWaLlEt 2 жыл бұрын
In defense, all ovens cook differently and with the hell that oven's been through he could probably cook things for hours in them and not burn it
@sarafekih2410
@sarafekih2410 2 жыл бұрын
Depending on the oven he owns it could be true, I for one have an oven that takes hours to cook anything properly, of course at that point you need to start ignoring the time given by the package or recipe and just check it yourself
@anxietyfox4322
@anxietyfox4322 2 жыл бұрын
Don't forget that he also poured ice cold frozen orange juice mixed with ketchup on top of those undercooked nuggets. What a fucking genius.
@david-468
@david-468 2 жыл бұрын
Simple answer, Jack doesn’t know about pre heating
@TheScience69
@TheScience69 2 жыл бұрын
he was doing it on a spoon held over a lighter
@kingjlinza
@kingjlinza 2 жыл бұрын
Jack is still at it, making recipes to shock the world
@ThePenguinMan
@ThePenguinMan 2 жыл бұрын
@Bazinga help me on my quest to ratio every bot mission accomplished
@joereginmyre
@joereginmyre 2 жыл бұрын
I AM THE BEEST YOUUTUBER YOU'RE ALL TRAASH COMPARED TO ME IM THE BEEST 😗😗😗😗😗😗😗
@thedragonauthority
@thedragonauthority 2 жыл бұрын
I'd say choke more then shock.
@Alo-Alois
@Alo-Alois 2 жыл бұрын
more like kill the world
@notcreator42
@notcreator42 2 жыл бұрын
@@joereginmyre so?
@Matrix5TheTrapsComeAlive
@Matrix5TheTrapsComeAlive 2 жыл бұрын
Jack choosing to flush out the OJ from the measuring cup by filling it with water and dumping it into his mix was like watching a Tim's Kitchen Tips bit come to life before my eyes
@Elcore
@Elcore Жыл бұрын
All we're missing is a healthy glug of Pitzmans mustard to really help those authentic Chinese flavours sing.
@lazylittledragon
@lazylittledragon 2 ай бұрын
oh god i've never noticed that before and now i'm HORRIFIED
@StoutShako
@StoutShako 2 ай бұрын
And now we just have to mix it gently....
@kecukraftwork1988
@kecukraftwork1988 2 жыл бұрын
I worked at Maccies a few years back, and those nuggets look like the undercooked kind that came out as a result of fresh, colder oil that has yet to properly come to temperature. The kind you'd make as a test run. Or when a piece of nugget stuck out of the oil, whilst the rest cooked. Not raw throughout, but *definitely not* safe for consumption.
@Komotau4691
@Komotau4691 2 жыл бұрын
Maybe thats the reason this man ended in hospital :D
@CatStockings
@CatStockings 2 жыл бұрын
Jack manages to make me feel like a competent cook, which is fucking something, since I've fucked up boxed baking mixes.
@a1marine105
@a1marine105 2 жыл бұрын
He makes me feel like a 5 star chef despite being the guy to manage to burn Ramen noodles
@zerolayne8245
@zerolayne8245 2 жыл бұрын
All I can make is scrambled eggs, cause every time I try to flip an omelet, it breaks in the middle, so I might as well just finish what I started-
@legitmusicgaming4749
@legitmusicgaming4749 2 жыл бұрын
@@zerolayne8245 you should try an oven omelette, its ez and delicious
@ZikedY
@ZikedY 2 жыл бұрын
@@legitmusicgaming4749 I forgot about those, I believe there is a name for it but I don't know what it is
@Orgun1213
@Orgun1213 2 жыл бұрын
Don't beat yourself up mate, those damn box baking mixes know what they're doing.
@andonlane
@andonlane 2 жыл бұрын
ingenuity for this man is just making his cuisine more normal
@ThePenguinMan
@ThePenguinMan 2 жыл бұрын
@Bully peter can I Ratio this bot? mission accomplished
@joereginmyre
@joereginmyre 2 жыл бұрын
I AM THE BEEST YOUUTUBER YOU'RE ALL TRAASH COMPARED TO ME IM THE BEEST 😗😗😗😗😗😗😗
@wumpuswoo
@wumpuswoo 2 жыл бұрын
@@joereginmyre reported for spam lmao
@jaydavis8939
@jaydavis8939 2 жыл бұрын
Lmaoooo you deserve more likes for this one
@PartiallyCooked
@PartiallyCooked 2 жыл бұрын
If he's a chef, I'm bill gates.
@devden07
@devden07 2 жыл бұрын
Hi Bill how’s it going lol
@sweetnspicydoritos
@sweetnspicydoritos 2 жыл бұрын
Where my money at, bill
@joereginmyre
@joereginmyre 2 жыл бұрын
I AM THE BEEST YOUUTUBER YOU'RE ALL TRAASH COMPARED TO ME IM THE BEEST 😗😗😗😗😗😗😗
@enxitesi1623
@enxitesi1623 2 жыл бұрын
@@joereginmyre no
@XxHarambexX
@XxHarambexX 2 жыл бұрын
@@joereginmyre Stop spamming everything under the sun, everyone hates you
@Metalvox88
@Metalvox88 2 жыл бұрын
I love how he’s always saying “SOOO many of you have been emailing and writing me asking for me to do this!” No, never has he once received an email asking for recipes… Lol
@ELiT3Griefer
@ELiT3Griefer Жыл бұрын
Bro just took a classic youtuber phrase and uses it in every video 😂
@JagerLange
@JagerLange 2 жыл бұрын
"Don't go by the bag, go by eyesight" So Jack's blind - that explains everything.
@cf_myth
@cf_myth 2 жыл бұрын
I heard the pain in his chewing, I never thought you could put emotion into chewing sounds, but for the first time… I heard pain in chewing.
@KN-zi4bl
@KN-zi4bl 15 сағат бұрын
All those acetic acid in the vinegar might’ve tickled Jack’s mucous membrane a little bit too much😂
@Jules-916
@Jules-916 2 жыл бұрын
I liked how he picked up the towel right after taking a bite, just in case he needed to vomit.
@gilbertbarraganjr941
@gilbertbarraganjr941 Жыл бұрын
Yes, I keep replaying that part
@HeroGenix
@HeroGenix 2 жыл бұрын
The thing is. Barbeque sauce is often often has brown sugar as an ingredient, alongside the ones for ketchup. This is literally his other recipe deconstructed further - we're in the endgame folks
@78LedHead
@78LedHead Жыл бұрын
😂
@lv1543
@lv1543 2 жыл бұрын
i have a feeling that jack gets mad at fully cooked chicken at restaraunts and complains about it being dry
@lancercool1992
@lancercool1992 2 жыл бұрын
Ketchup is no lie one of the best sources of sweet sour flavor, never used it in orange chicken but it’s widely used by asian restaurants
@Kite_the_KWITERIPOFF
@Kite_the_KWITERIPOFF 2 ай бұрын
That is absolutely true, but usually they’ll still add some thing to make it salty with soy sauce or salt
@Dovahkiin6798
@Dovahkiin6798 2 жыл бұрын
"The spoon tasted great, now let me try it on the chicken." - Jack
@alexgreen1523
@alexgreen1523 2 жыл бұрын
Wait till Uncle Roger sees this, he’ll do more than put his foot down
@melrobertson2743
@melrobertson2743 2 жыл бұрын
He'd be in the fetal position in a corner whimpering
@minamayes1529
@minamayes1529 2 жыл бұрын
I wonder if he's ever done one with Jack..
@mariamartin2768
@mariamartin2768 2 жыл бұрын
He survive Kay, so maybe he can do it without mental harm
@elvisjames
@elvisjames 2 жыл бұрын
Thisssss
@superturboawesome1
@superturboawesome1 2 жыл бұрын
Ten minutes of HIIIYAAAAAAAH 🤦‍♂️
@MalikEXXL
@MalikEXXL 2 жыл бұрын
He wasn't even trying to hide how unimpressed he was with himself
@MillenniOld
@MillenniOld Жыл бұрын
Chicken nuggets is probably the safest food for him to cook with since frozen chicken nuggets you buy at a grocery store are usually fully cooked. So he can’t eat raw chicken nuggets. Just cold or partially frozen fully cooked chicken.
@OhhhMyAxels
@OhhhMyAxels 2 жыл бұрын
"I believe that's it for the sauce" In more ways than one, Jack.
@ParkusYT
@ParkusYT 2 жыл бұрын
I like how all of his "easier" dishes are harder than the normal ones
@unforgivencaleb528
@unforgivencaleb528 2 жыл бұрын
I didn't think it would be possible to screw up frozen chicken nuggets, but somehow Jack Scalfani found a way.
@ConnorPugs
@ConnorPugs 2 жыл бұрын
And I thought he couldn’t get any worse..
@NicoEdgy
@NicoEdgy 2 жыл бұрын
verification moment
@ThePenguinMan
@ThePenguinMan 2 жыл бұрын
@Bully peter ratio? mission accomplished
@burnttoastman1859
@burnttoastman1859 2 жыл бұрын
I watch your channel
@joereginmyre
@joereginmyre 2 жыл бұрын
I AM THE BEEST YOUUTUBER YOU'RE ALL TRAASH COMPARED TO ME IM THE BEEST 😗😗😗😗😗😗😗
@verycreativeusername74
@verycreativeusername74 2 жыл бұрын
@@joereginmyre bffr.
@Nordryd
@Nordryd Жыл бұрын
“Don’t go by the bag, go by your eye.” This explains so much.
@TrackerRoo
@TrackerRoo Жыл бұрын
I mean he wouldn't want to go off brand by actually cooking something to completion.
@aliviabanzaca2624
@aliviabanzaca2624 Жыл бұрын
As someone who makes 陳皮雞 (Orange Chicken) very frequently, the red flags are popping up left and right. August is correct, rice vinegar is best for Asian cuisine. (Distilled vinegar works as well, as along as it’s measured correctly…Jack😂). Traditionally when making sauce for this dish, you’ll want to make it on the stove and use a corn starch based paste at the start of your recipe to get the thick ‘jelly’-like coating and flavor. It’s actually a very easy dish to make all together! But whatever you do, PLEASE DO NOT USE KETCHUP! 😭
@HomekittyL2
@HomekittyL2 Жыл бұрын
I'm not exactly a sommelier of cuisine but I've never had orange chicken anywhere and picked up a hint of ketchup in it
@amberbaum4079
@amberbaum4079 Жыл бұрын
@@HomekittyL2 Yeah, why the hell ketchup?
@Mobri
@Mobri Жыл бұрын
​@@amberbaum4079Ketchup is an extremely common ingredient in sweet and sour sauce. He's probably confusing the two recipes.
@thetrailoutthere
@thetrailoutthere 2 жыл бұрын
Notice how his family is always eating out when he's in the kitchen.
@desireemacdonald1813
@desireemacdonald1813 2 жыл бұрын
My brother used to work at an “ Americanized Chinese” place and taught me to me make sweet n sour chicken. From what I recall the sauce was pineapple juice, ketchup , vinegar and cornstarch ( maybe a little soy sauce or brown sugar). It was very good and if he had switched out a few items he would have had sweet n sour chicken.
@nautdead3197
@nautdead3197 2 жыл бұрын
Most of the sweet and sour sauces I've seen on KZbin are just sugar, water cornstarch and red food dye.
@michealpersicko9531
@michealpersicko9531 2 жыл бұрын
I was gonna comment this too this isn't far off from how American Chinese food is made.
@superturboawesome1
@superturboawesome1 2 жыл бұрын
@@nautdead3197 there must also be vinegar
@kleinergrashupfer
@kleinergrashupfer Жыл бұрын
You can use honey, syrup or orange juice too
@Elcore
@Elcore Жыл бұрын
The pineapple juice is the only really wrong thing on there. Ketchup/tomato puree, vinegar, sugar, soy, cornstarch are the ingredients they use in China for that dish. Not a very popular dish but it's how they make it.
@jo.comics
@jo.comics 2 жыл бұрын
"Don't go by the bag, go by the eye sight" Truly, the most culinary advice I have ever heard!
@ItsMeTrist
@ItsMeTrist 2 жыл бұрын
Actually it's a solid advice with a lot of foods that go into oven. That is if you have any knowledge on what you're doing.
@ELiT3Griefer
@ELiT3Griefer Жыл бұрын
​@@ItsMeTristyeah eyeballing in cooking is cool and saves a lot of time, once you trained a lot and can actually cook well
@shelliblossom8953
@shelliblossom8953 Жыл бұрын
too bad he blind as a fucking bat for cooking meats
@taskmagician4289
@taskmagician4289 2 жыл бұрын
I hope he does Lazy Man’s chocolate milk
@richardsanchez5444
@richardsanchez5444 2 жыл бұрын
Pour chocolate syrup in the gallon and drink it. Boom
@xXbrokenvoidXx
@xXbrokenvoidXx 2 жыл бұрын
Chocolate? No time for that. We need Lazy Man's Milk.
@lesterdesalvo7098
@lesterdesalvo7098 2 жыл бұрын
@@xXbrokenvoidXx God no, that's just him wanking it.
@Kragith
@Kragith 2 жыл бұрын
I hope you don't mean what i think you do.
@richardsanchez5444
@richardsanchez5444 2 жыл бұрын
@@Kragith I think thats when you suckle straight from the cow
@makingmiracleshappen
@makingmiracleshappen 2 жыл бұрын
I cannot stop laughing at him garnishing chicken nuggets like it completed the dish 🤣🤣🤣
@beavis1crappertank656
@beavis1crappertank656 2 жыл бұрын
The brand of nuggets he's using is actually raw chicken. It's not precooked. Given Jack's history with chicken, that makes this even more horrifying.
@invisi3973
@invisi3973 2 жыл бұрын
oh jack, he never gets old..
@sekushivii
@sekushivii 2 жыл бұрын
@Bazinga bot?
@ThePenguinMan
@ThePenguinMan 2 жыл бұрын
@Bazinga Ratio time
@joereginmyre
@joereginmyre 2 жыл бұрын
I AM THE BEEST YOUUTUBER YOU'RE ALL TRAASH COMPARED TO ME IM THE BEEST 😗😗😗😗😗😗😗
@Alxephar
@Alxephar 2 жыл бұрын
@@joereginmyre your content is trash
@invisi3973
@invisi3973 2 жыл бұрын
@@sekushivii yeah it's a bot they posted this before lmao
@danny2465
@danny2465 2 жыл бұрын
He's holding down the vomit so much. Lmao
@SatanLiterally
@SatanLiterally 2 жыл бұрын
7:47 don't gatekeep. It's chicken and it's orange. It's orange chicken.
@ashleyholbird4287
@ashleyholbird4287 2 жыл бұрын
August you really should be a radio host. Your voice is gold
@joereginmyre
@joereginmyre 2 жыл бұрын
I AM THE BEEST YOUUTUBER YOU'RE ALL TRAASH COMPARED TO ME IM THE BEEST 😗😗😗😗😗😗😗
@Godzilla2021lol
@Godzilla2021lol 2 жыл бұрын
@@joereginmyre your the best KZbinr at being ugly
@FrancoisTremblay
@FrancoisTremblay 2 жыл бұрын
A what host? Radio? Is this the nineties?
@elusive4557
@elusive4557 2 жыл бұрын
@@FrancoisTremblay you don't listen to the radio in the car dude?
@dannylovell7876
@dannylovell7876 2 жыл бұрын
Agree! Reminds me of one of our local radio producers who kinda serves as a 3rd co-host during the he 2-5pm show. He's like 23 or 24... awesome dude and definitely making a career in radio, at least as a part time gig. 🤷‍♂️
@blackstargames992
@blackstargames992 2 жыл бұрын
The better question I have is who in the right mind is still asking him to make these recipes I really feel like he's just thinking about it himself 😂
@mommy2libras
@mommy2libras 2 жыл бұрын
You would be surprised. Some people have only really ever had horrible food. You can tell who those people are because they always have to add stuff, like ketchup or ranch, to everything they eat. Some people will say they absolutely hate something, like meatloaf or lasagna but often it's because they grew up in a house where the person who cooked REALLY didn't cook those things right but since that's what they had, they think to supposed to just not taste good. Then they're all surprised as adults when they finally try it at someone else's house or a decent restaurant version or something.
@regizackdelta8299
@regizackdelta8299 Жыл бұрын
​@@mommy2librasI can confirm this is true as a person who grew up in a poor home and my mom was a foster parent she would make some food that wasn't made right and it didn't taste that good but I've grown out of it later on and realized why she bought food from fast food places often bc she raised well over 30 kids and couldn't cook well anymore and often used things like ketchup and ranch and mustard on a lot of stuff
@Really-Know
@Really-Know 2 жыл бұрын
I still need a video where August physically goes to meet Jack to do a literal "Cooking with Jack" video. I need this to happen. If I were eligible for make a wish, that would be my 1 dying wish.
@eternallyrichie
@eternallyrichie 2 жыл бұрын
Jack’s whole day was centered around making this dish 😂
@joshuaclemens1301
@joshuaclemens1301 2 жыл бұрын
Jack's intro is so wholesome, just reminds me of a early 2000's E Card or something. ...but then he cooks...
@stormgirl604
@stormgirl604 2 жыл бұрын
I feel like Jack tried cooking something for his mother when he was 5 years old… and his mom told him he was an amazing cook… so he’s never aspired to move beyond what a 5 year old could do. This is what happens when everybody gets a trophy.😂
@greatleader4841
@greatleader4841 2 жыл бұрын
Thats why you never applaud a child for shit food. I always give my honest opinion when they ask how is it.
@puppytree6343
@puppytree6343 2 жыл бұрын
thats why you always try to make the food with your child so they know it was a team effort, and they can learn better and don't grow an ego . Who let's a 6 year old cook by themselves anyway? Anyways yeah I'm not gonna be harsh or overly pampering towards a kid's honest effort. Moderation i guess.
@stormgirl604
@stormgirl604 2 жыл бұрын
@Ya Mum I’m an awesome parent and my kids also know how to cook. 😘
@arnold8746
@arnold8746 2 жыл бұрын
@@puppytree6343 I was definitely making eggs and toast and starting my parents coffee at 6. Get up, turn on the saturday morning cartoons, slide a chair over to the stove to stand on and get to work. Eggs over easy too, none of that sissy scrambled business..., and the yolks better not be cracked either, lol. Things have changed a bit in the last 30 years with the way kids are raised.
@screenteasing
@screenteasing 2 жыл бұрын
Jack seems like my flatmate... I was cooking a simple bolognese sauce, he looked pretty shocked at me and said "sorry I emptied the ketchup today"... Yea Claus... I need ketchup for a bolognese...
@doctajay376
@doctajay376 2 жыл бұрын
Can I ask you what you put on the "bolognese" sauce?
@LunarLocust
@LunarLocust 2 жыл бұрын
@@doctajay376 you don't put anything on sauce, you put sauce on stuff.
@michealpersicko9531
@michealpersicko9531 2 жыл бұрын
@@LunarLocust Think he meant in
@derpherp4530
@derpherp4530 2 жыл бұрын
I am going to say something no one else will... He had that stroke coming with the way he eats.
@DecoraGarfoid
@DecoraGarfoid Жыл бұрын
He tried to hide his dead arm for so long... 😒
@lazylittledragon
@lazylittledragon 2 ай бұрын
what sucks is that this is a pretty good idea for people who hate breading and frying, you could make the sauce and toss the chicken nuggets in it and then serve over fried rice/noodles/with veggies. you could even buy a pre made sauce if you need a quick lazy meal and don't want to order food. this is just a waste of time and money and food.
@cturtles9514
@cturtles9514 29 күн бұрын
Ketchup and brown sugar are frequently used together for homemade barbecue sauces. And ketchup can be used to make teriyaki sauce in a pinch.
@planetblack7072
@planetblack7072 2 жыл бұрын
“Mmh yes. Uncooked chicken” Is what I imagine his kids would wanna say if he has some..
@antoniomuniz4943
@antoniomuniz4943 2 жыл бұрын
I think jack has two kids. He’s choked one of them out actually and bragged about it.
@MFD00MTR33
@MFD00MTR33 2 жыл бұрын
Next video, Lazy Man's Orange Chicken part 3, return of the cluck. It's just Jack accidentally dropping his Popeye chicken sandwich in his orange Fanta.
@Enjoymentboy
@Enjoymentboy Жыл бұрын
I think I have finally discovered Jack's secret. He does like cooking, he likes eating. Cooking just gives him the excuse to eat because when you make things this disgusting that no one else wants to eat that just leaves much more left for you.
@Saitken
@Saitken Жыл бұрын
I laughed out loud because my brain didn't even want to comprehend just buying frozen orange chicken at this point until you mentioned it and I feel like that one's on me. Also to the point of the sauce - he's using ketchup, brown sugar and vinegar......that's basically just a bare bones barbecue sauce, right?
@joelcuerrier4833
@joelcuerrier4833 Жыл бұрын
ketchup is already just vinegar, sugar, spices and tomatoes. So you just add more sugar and vinegar to what already is a condiment with sugar and vinegar.
@bigguys45s29
@bigguys45s29 2 жыл бұрын
A total goddamn legend.
@joereginmyre
@joereginmyre 2 жыл бұрын
I AM THE BEEST YOUUTUBER YOU'RE ALL TRAASH COMPARED TO ME IM THE BEEST 😗😗😗😗😗😗😗
@drillx6857
@drillx6857 2 жыл бұрын
@@joereginmyre shut up
@ThePenguinMan
@ThePenguinMan 2 жыл бұрын
@@joereginmyre Ratio Just Ratio you loser
@DRUMNERD
@DRUMNERD Жыл бұрын
I think he had a stroke - his right arm isn't playing ball with him. Poor jack.
@christinastokes5534
@christinastokes5534 Жыл бұрын
2 I think
@DRUMNERD
@DRUMNERD Жыл бұрын
@@christinastokes5534 hope he’s alright afterwards at least.
@purplealiengoop
@purplealiengoop 2 жыл бұрын
watching this while Genshin servers break for maintenance is magical for some reason.
@joereginmyre
@joereginmyre 2 жыл бұрын
I AM THE BEEST YOUUTUBER YOU'RE ALL TRAASH COMPARED TO ME IM THE BEEST 😗😗😗😗😗😗😗
@catpoke9557
@catpoke9557 2 жыл бұрын
I find it shocking that I found someone doing the same thing as I am on a completely unrelated video to Genshin
@dunno2970
@dunno2970 2 жыл бұрын
I’m waiting for my brother to come back so I can play some Roblox with him before the genshin update lol
@KansasCityRonC
@KansasCityRonC Жыл бұрын
I'm 100% sure no lazy man would ever cook orange chicken, we'd order it LMAO
@krissaberhagen
@krissaberhagen Жыл бұрын
best advice ever, dont listen to the bag just eye ball it. imagine if someone in architech or construction say, f the ruler and measurements lets eye ball it.
@KnightedSilverWolf
@KnightedSilverWolf 2 жыл бұрын
lazy? no. poor mans cooking/struggle meals? YES
@localdemiboy7617
@localdemiboy7617 2 жыл бұрын
I regret eating my dinner while watching this lmfao
@SusanMinhTrangNguyen
@SusanMinhTrangNguyen 2 жыл бұрын
I am so happy to see August ring back Jack videos! These are my favorite next to Kay’s cooking 😂
@rambofan334
@rambofan334 2 жыл бұрын
The irony of him wearing a shirt that advertises his Christianity when his dishes are downright sinful.
@Zhinakin
@Zhinakin 4 ай бұрын
people ignoring the fact that he made a base for BBQ sauce instead of just using BBQ sauce, Ketchup, vinegar and brown sugar is the basis for BBQ sauce.
@AHeroAlmost
@AHeroAlmost Жыл бұрын
My favourite thing is when his face turns after he takes that first bite 😂😂
@commanderuseless1685
@commanderuseless1685 2 жыл бұрын
It's actually frustrating, because soy sauce, ketchup, brown sugar and vinegar can make a really good sweet and sour sauce if you boil it together and whisk it for a while. Of course you should add other things too, but it's a surprisingly good base despite what you may think of the ingredients. But then you don't pour orange juice concentrate in it, so yeah...
@josetakapele
@josetakapele Жыл бұрын
I should teach him my lazy man’s version of beef ravioli. I buy a can of beef ravioli, pour it into a bowl and microwave it.
@StandardGoose
@StandardGoose Жыл бұрын
That little zoom in and shake of the screen when he pats the bag and says "chicken nuggets" in a staccato rhythm was a masterful piece of editing.
@kingjlinza
@kingjlinza 2 жыл бұрын
If you or someone you know uses ketchup to make orange chicken, please turn yourself or that person you know into your nearest police station
@Marchosius_
@Marchosius_ 2 жыл бұрын
He always give me the impression of someone who didn't make it to Masterchef and got heavily roasted by Gordon Ramsey....
@FrankBullitt390
@FrankBullitt390 2 жыл бұрын
If you want to find real humor on jacks channel look up his product review series, its absolute hillarity and you will binge watch all of them. Such hits as calling things a fail because they didnt work in the 3 seconds like the 3am infomercial said etc. Start with the eggstractor 1 & 2.
@99mralesana
@99mralesana 2 жыл бұрын
Trying it now, I'll update
@OneTrueRat
@OneTrueRat Жыл бұрын
@@99mralesana well?
@99mralesana
@99mralesana Жыл бұрын
@Julianuz honestly man I was probably working/under the influence of something so I couldn't let you know. However I do remember looking up reactions of him. But only getting shown reactions of his channel unfortunately... I didn't look to hard tho as I didn't want to throw up 😂😂😂
@jayvansickle7607
@jayvansickle7607 Жыл бұрын
To be fair…frozen nuggets is quite a bit cheaper than frozen orange chicken.
@kingchuckfinley
@kingchuckfinley 2 жыл бұрын
I mean, as far as orange chicken goes, he’s really not that far off. Does need soy sauce though. Also, brown sugar will dissolve, you just have to boil it. This sauce needs to be made with a slurry too. It’s just a dumb way to do the whole thing.
@rickydona919
@rickydona919 2 жыл бұрын
nobody makes orange chicken with the worst thing in human history and that's ketchup
@janetpugliesi3203
@janetpugliesi3203 2 жыл бұрын
He and Kay need to have a cooking contest!! I would watch!!!!
@suweren5676
@suweren5676 Жыл бұрын
Kay would win
@CainXVII
@CainXVII 3 ай бұрын
I feel like Kay wins. Sometimes her food seems edible and just looks real unsightly. And of course everyone loves her and hates Jack's guts.
@catman1734
@catman1734 Жыл бұрын
3 tablespoons of brown sugar, 3 tablespoons of KeTcHuP and now Im gonna eyeball the vinegar
@viciouzkid69
@viciouzkid69 Жыл бұрын
I love how in the intro his head and hand 🤚 are the only things trying to dodge the words 😂
@themeatspot5020
@themeatspot5020 2 жыл бұрын
I'm glad you brought this series back, I've just finished watching yet another car crash of a recipe.
@NuzzNuzz
@NuzzNuzz 2 жыл бұрын
He's just recreating his old classics, replaying his greatest hits, going on the Cooking with Jack revival tour.
@goat_hitman7655
@goat_hitman7655 2 жыл бұрын
Oh poor jack we officially back on his case huh😂
@Virjunior01
@Virjunior01 Жыл бұрын
How is he not divorced when every FUCKING thing he makes is "divorced dad in a depression spiral?"
@justinyoung6964
@justinyoung6964 2 жыл бұрын
Orange Chicken Sauce: 1 cup Orange Juice ½ cup Sugar 2 Tablespoons Rice Vinegar or White Vinegar 2 Tablespoons Soy Sauce use tamari for a gluten-free dish ¼ teaspoon Ginger ¼ teaspoon Garlic Powder or 2 garlic cloves, finely diced ½ teaspoon Red Chili Flakes Orange Zest from 1 orange 1 Tablespoon Cornstarch its like he ran down the list of ingredients and was left with just Orange Juice and Vinegar. This is some Orange abomination.
@Voloxity
@Voloxity 2 жыл бұрын
he really said dont go by the book go by the eyesight when this man wears glasses LMAO
@kimikyu8766
@kimikyu8766 2 жыл бұрын
Everytime like "How could this actually be worse, it's clickbait" and it somehow is. Even after a entire finale he still manages to surprise us with a new (un-)season(ed) of absolutely not edible horror.
@theunpredictable7477
@theunpredictable7477 2 жыл бұрын
We need Jack and Kay collab
@Mrs_Sugar_Min
@Mrs_Sugar_Min 2 жыл бұрын
Yep.
@RemainEvil
@RemainEvil 2 жыл бұрын
To be fair orange chicken isn’t a real authentic Asian cuisine anyway.
@justgames9516
@justgames9516 5 ай бұрын
Ok but in all honesty Ketchup is actually a common ingredient in many Chinese dishes and it’s not even a joke. But of course, ketchup doesn’t belong in orange chicken
@lunacy3
@lunacy3 2 жыл бұрын
Man’s could’ve ATLEAST cooked it in the sauce 😭
@giochiavassa5721
@giochiavassa5721 2 жыл бұрын
This is a super niche thing, but I love your videos and it's also because your pronunciation is very clear. My first language isn't english, and while I'm fluent at it, some accents still throw me off. But the way you say thing is not only comforting! It's also something I can listen to while doing other stuff, which isn't so common, since with other videos I have to focus on what's being said or I'll loose track.
@Harkeilla
@Harkeilla 2 жыл бұрын
For someone who said he wouldn’t do another video on this guy, you sure didn’t keep your word.
@Pandaman64
@Pandaman64 2 жыл бұрын
Easy content is easy money
@beanburrito1002
@beanburrito1002 6 ай бұрын
This video cements the fact that jack is a cartoonishly bad chef
@searsbear7965
@searsbear7965 Жыл бұрын
I’m pretty sure jack is like my dad in that he firmly believes the oven should never go above 350F
@markus7166
@markus7166 2 жыл бұрын
His right arm stopped working from all the food poisoning he's got from eating all of his undercooked meat 😂
@suicidalpenguin6374
@suicidalpenguin6374 2 жыл бұрын
Bro he had a stroke datum😂
@shmillbe3390
@shmillbe3390 2 жыл бұрын
@@suicidalpenguin6374 stroke of luck
@MaskedDragon
@MaskedDragon 2 жыл бұрын
@@suicidalpenguin6374 3 strokes, actually
@priMa.Customs
@priMa.Customs Жыл бұрын
Another man’s disability isn’t funny.
@shmillbe3390
@shmillbe3390 Жыл бұрын
@@priMa.Customs yes, it is
@twithnell
@twithnell 2 жыл бұрын
Wouldn't be the first time Jack ate raw chicken. lol
@tigernotwoods914
@tigernotwoods914 2 жыл бұрын
“Somebody wrote me”. Jack is somebody.
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