Jack: "It's a little tangier than I like." Translation: "It tastes like I'm eating a bottle of vinegar."
@ladymacbethofmtensk8962 жыл бұрын
Did he do ALL the drugs, or did he save any for the rest of us?
@jpw5029 Жыл бұрын
😂
@WoeWoeWoe Жыл бұрын
Plastic included
@Rockieswoobie Жыл бұрын
😂
@Games_By_Proxy Жыл бұрын
This explains why he edited out the part he actually poured the vinegar
@ArcNeoMasato2 жыл бұрын
"Lazy mans orange chicken". Okay, bag of chicken breast chunks, and a bottle of Panda Express orange sauce. Bake and stir, done.
@THICCTHICCTHICC2 жыл бұрын
Jack's idea of lazy is my idea of maximalism
@hotrodmercury39412 жыл бұрын
Done that before with a good amount of rice. Ez and fun
@angelise12112 жыл бұрын
they sell that?
@PinkAgaricus2 жыл бұрын
Even Lazier (in terms of cooking it yourself, or the lack thereof) man's Orange Chicken: Go to Panda Express and order orange chicken That may be a bit more expensive, but it usually comes out right (in fast food terms). Yea accurate though if you can still find the sauce being sold anywhere (including Panda Express food court/mall or sit down locations, I think that's where I found our bottle of that sauce). Alternate recipe: Bag of popcorn chicken/chicken nuggets and a bottle of Panda Express Orange Chicken sauce. Stir, put on rice or noodles, and enjoy.
@dearinsomniadontletthebedb92372 жыл бұрын
No, chicken nuggets+ panda express orange sauce. Mix then serve, done👌😂
@Astroqualia2 жыл бұрын
I'm honestly surprised Jack didn't just pour orange juice on the chicken and microwave it to cook it.
@sonydschx200 Жыл бұрын
not much better tbh
@hrc9933 Жыл бұрын
Hahahahahahahahahaha
@21msherb Жыл бұрын
BWAHAHAHA
@Linkus_1 Жыл бұрын
Or just not cook it at all
@JustacommenterLol-ic4cu7 ай бұрын
Ver… Funy!
@jacksklazy76722 жыл бұрын
Jack: “Don’t always go by the bag, go for the eyesight” The eyesight:
@rampantmantis27882 жыл бұрын
Clearly lacking 20/20
@ketaminepoptarts Жыл бұрын
@@rampantmantis2788 more like 30/2000
@8sor Жыл бұрын
@@ketaminepoptartslove your name 😂
@StandardGoose Жыл бұрын
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@anthonygrennek4 ай бұрын
@@8sorI thought you your verified😂😂😂
@BnaBreaker2 жыл бұрын
I love how he consistently uses the excuse that he's "lazy" as a cover for his complete lack of cooking skills.
@johndalquen76682 жыл бұрын
To be fair I do the same. Then again I dont't make videos showcasing it
@BnaBreaker2 жыл бұрын
@@johndalquen7668 Exactly! Nothing wrong with not being a great cook, but I do think there is something wrong with being someone who clearly has no idea what he's doing but making videos broadcast to hundreds of thousands of people where he claims to be an expert.
@slothape2 жыл бұрын
It should be called the incompetant man series
@dirtywash4890 Жыл бұрын
Dunning Kruger effect is strong here
@78LedHead Жыл бұрын
But make no mistake.... he is lazy. He might be the laziest cook to ever walk the earth.
@mctul2 жыл бұрын
his intro starting with him dodging the word 'Cooking' is so funny because it's like 'oh god cooking **dodges** phew i dont have to do that anymore anyways lets eat some raw chicken!'
@TroubleEST2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@Red_Lion20002 жыл бұрын
underrated comment.
@richardsanchez54442 жыл бұрын
That's actually really clever. Niceee
@mandarian87 Жыл бұрын
Nailed it hahaha
@sitruuna6979 Жыл бұрын
He's so good at cooking that he doesn't even need to do it 😂
@akajay81402 жыл бұрын
AUGUST YOU SHOULD RECREATE JACKS RECIPES THEN TRY THEM SO WE CAN GET AN HONEST REACTION ON HOW THEY TATSE
@ThomasInPrint2 жыл бұрын
Yep, sign me up.
@partygamingz33322 жыл бұрын
Nooo bro, he ain't gonna live till the next cooking with Jack video at that rate
@LydiAtheistLady2 жыл бұрын
That would make for some fun content & I’m all for it!
@stephanesurprenant602 жыл бұрын
Do it. Do it. Do it.
@bigtiredpotato2 жыл бұрын
Why would you want to hurt August like this?
@lasses04502 жыл бұрын
I think we can all agree that Jack's intro is one of the greatest creations known to mankind.
@joereginmyre2 жыл бұрын
I AM THE BEEST YOUUTUBER YOU'RE ALL TRAASH COMPARED TO ME IM THE BEEST 😗😗😗😗😗😗😗
@Godzilla2021lol2 жыл бұрын
@@joereginmyre dude nobody cares about someone who spams there self for best KZbin
@glyzzygobbler4762 жыл бұрын
@@joereginmyre Bruh th 💀
@andrewwhyte71302 жыл бұрын
I think it needed something to pop out if the bowl in surprise to really finish it off like a souffle
@AJOlaks2 жыл бұрын
@@andrewwhyte7130 have Jack mix something and out pops the word Jack
@Bonzeye182 Жыл бұрын
Bro, don’t discourage him from using frozen chicken. I literally get panic attacks when this man gets around raw chicken
@Mr_Jish4 ай бұрын
And he *STILL* undercooked them!!! 🤣🤣🤣
@king121912 жыл бұрын
The funny thing is I unironically remember watching this guy's cook videos like 15 years ago when I was a kid and his hair wasn't grey. The fact he's still at it and resurfaced after all these years as a meme when I've all but forgotten him is amazing to me
@Kaboomboo5 ай бұрын
Same. I watched him back in 2009. His review of the Ninja Bullet blender convinced me to get one and it worked so good. I even made a few of his recipes and they were hit. Not kidding. The lazy man's Lasagna is perfectly fine. As a broke college gal that lasted for days. The bacon explosion was also pretty good. And believe it or not, the strings and pegs casserole was actually requested 3 years in a row for Thanksgiving. I mean even a broken clock is right twice a day. 😂 but now seeing him reach internet infamy is so surreal.
@danielfrongillo7732 жыл бұрын
He straight up murders every single classic recipe he comes across. He leaves no culinary stone unturned when it comes to defiling everyone's favorite foods one by one. I would be awestruck if I wasn't horrified.
@breaderbrawler78942 жыл бұрын
Let him make pizza
@DustyOrange2 жыл бұрын
@@breaderbrawler7894 Tortilla with a thin layer of ketchup. Top with a crumble of Kraft American Singles and slices of bologna. Sprinkle some rosemary for **Italian** flavor. Microwave on HIGH for 3:00. It's what I'd expect, but it doesn't feel wrong enough.
@breaderbrawler78942 жыл бұрын
@@DustyOrange Add unsalted butter
@Dark.Shingo2 жыл бұрын
This is poetry.
@deleqtronica8733 Жыл бұрын
@@breaderbrawler7894 he’s already made pizza
@pandamonium81822 жыл бұрын
At what point do we acknowledge Jack’ cooking channel is the best troll of all time. He really undercooked chicken nuggets, then straight said “I cooked these longer than the package said”
@RyANWaLlEt2 жыл бұрын
In defense, all ovens cook differently and with the hell that oven's been through he could probably cook things for hours in them and not burn it
@sarafekih24102 жыл бұрын
Depending on the oven he owns it could be true, I for one have an oven that takes hours to cook anything properly, of course at that point you need to start ignoring the time given by the package or recipe and just check it yourself
@anxietyfox43222 жыл бұрын
Don't forget that he also poured ice cold frozen orange juice mixed with ketchup on top of those undercooked nuggets. What a fucking genius.
@david-4682 жыл бұрын
Simple answer, Jack doesn’t know about pre heating
@TheScience692 жыл бұрын
he was doing it on a spoon held over a lighter
@kingjlinza2 жыл бұрын
Jack is still at it, making recipes to shock the world
@ThePenguinMan2 жыл бұрын
@Bazinga help me on my quest to ratio every bot mission accomplished
@joereginmyre2 жыл бұрын
I AM THE BEEST YOUUTUBER YOU'RE ALL TRAASH COMPARED TO ME IM THE BEEST 😗😗😗😗😗😗😗
@thedragonauthority2 жыл бұрын
I'd say choke more then shock.
@Alo-Alois2 жыл бұрын
more like kill the world
@notcreator422 жыл бұрын
@@joereginmyre so?
@Matrix5TheTrapsComeAlive2 жыл бұрын
Jack choosing to flush out the OJ from the measuring cup by filling it with water and dumping it into his mix was like watching a Tim's Kitchen Tips bit come to life before my eyes
@Elcore Жыл бұрын
All we're missing is a healthy glug of Pitzmans mustard to really help those authentic Chinese flavours sing.
@lazylittledragon2 ай бұрын
oh god i've never noticed that before and now i'm HORRIFIED
@StoutShako2 ай бұрын
And now we just have to mix it gently....
@kecukraftwork19882 жыл бұрын
I worked at Maccies a few years back, and those nuggets look like the undercooked kind that came out as a result of fresh, colder oil that has yet to properly come to temperature. The kind you'd make as a test run. Or when a piece of nugget stuck out of the oil, whilst the rest cooked. Not raw throughout, but *definitely not* safe for consumption.
@Komotau46912 жыл бұрын
Maybe thats the reason this man ended in hospital :D
@CatStockings2 жыл бұрын
Jack manages to make me feel like a competent cook, which is fucking something, since I've fucked up boxed baking mixes.
@a1marine1052 жыл бұрын
He makes me feel like a 5 star chef despite being the guy to manage to burn Ramen noodles
@zerolayne82452 жыл бұрын
All I can make is scrambled eggs, cause every time I try to flip an omelet, it breaks in the middle, so I might as well just finish what I started-
@legitmusicgaming47492 жыл бұрын
@@zerolayne8245 you should try an oven omelette, its ez and delicious
@ZikedY2 жыл бұрын
@@legitmusicgaming4749 I forgot about those, I believe there is a name for it but I don't know what it is
@Orgun12132 жыл бұрын
Don't beat yourself up mate, those damn box baking mixes know what they're doing.
@andonlane2 жыл бұрын
ingenuity for this man is just making his cuisine more normal
@ThePenguinMan2 жыл бұрын
@Bully peter can I Ratio this bot? mission accomplished
@joereginmyre2 жыл бұрын
I AM THE BEEST YOUUTUBER YOU'RE ALL TRAASH COMPARED TO ME IM THE BEEST 😗😗😗😗😗😗😗
@wumpuswoo2 жыл бұрын
@@joereginmyre reported for spam lmao
@jaydavis89392 жыл бұрын
Lmaoooo you deserve more likes for this one
@PartiallyCooked2 жыл бұрын
If he's a chef, I'm bill gates.
@devden072 жыл бұрын
Hi Bill how’s it going lol
@sweetnspicydoritos2 жыл бұрын
Where my money at, bill
@joereginmyre2 жыл бұрын
I AM THE BEEST YOUUTUBER YOU'RE ALL TRAASH COMPARED TO ME IM THE BEEST 😗😗😗😗😗😗😗
@enxitesi16232 жыл бұрын
@@joereginmyre no
@XxHarambexX2 жыл бұрын
@@joereginmyre Stop spamming everything under the sun, everyone hates you
@Metalvox882 жыл бұрын
I love how he’s always saying “SOOO many of you have been emailing and writing me asking for me to do this!” No, never has he once received an email asking for recipes… Lol
@ELiT3Griefer Жыл бұрын
Bro just took a classic youtuber phrase and uses it in every video 😂
@JagerLange2 жыл бұрын
"Don't go by the bag, go by eyesight" So Jack's blind - that explains everything.
@cf_myth2 жыл бұрын
I heard the pain in his chewing, I never thought you could put emotion into chewing sounds, but for the first time… I heard pain in chewing.
@KN-zi4bl15 сағат бұрын
All those acetic acid in the vinegar might’ve tickled Jack’s mucous membrane a little bit too much😂
@Jules-9162 жыл бұрын
I liked how he picked up the towel right after taking a bite, just in case he needed to vomit.
@gilbertbarraganjr941 Жыл бұрын
Yes, I keep replaying that part
@HeroGenix2 жыл бұрын
The thing is. Barbeque sauce is often often has brown sugar as an ingredient, alongside the ones for ketchup. This is literally his other recipe deconstructed further - we're in the endgame folks
@78LedHead Жыл бұрын
😂
@lv15432 жыл бұрын
i have a feeling that jack gets mad at fully cooked chicken at restaraunts and complains about it being dry
@lancercool19922 жыл бұрын
Ketchup is no lie one of the best sources of sweet sour flavor, never used it in orange chicken but it’s widely used by asian restaurants
@Kite_the_KWITERIPOFF2 ай бұрын
That is absolutely true, but usually they’ll still add some thing to make it salty with soy sauce or salt
@Dovahkiin67982 жыл бұрын
"The spoon tasted great, now let me try it on the chicken." - Jack
@alexgreen15232 жыл бұрын
Wait till Uncle Roger sees this, he’ll do more than put his foot down
@melrobertson27432 жыл бұрын
He'd be in the fetal position in a corner whimpering
@minamayes15292 жыл бұрын
I wonder if he's ever done one with Jack..
@mariamartin27682 жыл бұрын
He survive Kay, so maybe he can do it without mental harm
@elvisjames2 жыл бұрын
Thisssss
@superturboawesome12 жыл бұрын
Ten minutes of HIIIYAAAAAAAH 🤦♂️
@MalikEXXL2 жыл бұрын
He wasn't even trying to hide how unimpressed he was with himself
@MillenniOld Жыл бұрын
Chicken nuggets is probably the safest food for him to cook with since frozen chicken nuggets you buy at a grocery store are usually fully cooked. So he can’t eat raw chicken nuggets. Just cold or partially frozen fully cooked chicken.
@OhhhMyAxels2 жыл бұрын
"I believe that's it for the sauce" In more ways than one, Jack.
@ParkusYT2 жыл бұрын
I like how all of his "easier" dishes are harder than the normal ones
@unforgivencaleb5282 жыл бұрын
I didn't think it would be possible to screw up frozen chicken nuggets, but somehow Jack Scalfani found a way.
@ConnorPugs2 жыл бұрын
And I thought he couldn’t get any worse..
@NicoEdgy2 жыл бұрын
verification moment
@ThePenguinMan2 жыл бұрын
@Bully peter ratio? mission accomplished
@burnttoastman18592 жыл бұрын
I watch your channel
@joereginmyre2 жыл бұрын
I AM THE BEEST YOUUTUBER YOU'RE ALL TRAASH COMPARED TO ME IM THE BEEST 😗😗😗😗😗😗😗
@verycreativeusername742 жыл бұрын
@@joereginmyre bffr.
@Nordryd Жыл бұрын
“Don’t go by the bag, go by your eye.” This explains so much.
@TrackerRoo Жыл бұрын
I mean he wouldn't want to go off brand by actually cooking something to completion.
@aliviabanzaca2624 Жыл бұрын
As someone who makes 陳皮雞 (Orange Chicken) very frequently, the red flags are popping up left and right. August is correct, rice vinegar is best for Asian cuisine. (Distilled vinegar works as well, as along as it’s measured correctly…Jack😂). Traditionally when making sauce for this dish, you’ll want to make it on the stove and use a corn starch based paste at the start of your recipe to get the thick ‘jelly’-like coating and flavor. It’s actually a very easy dish to make all together! But whatever you do, PLEASE DO NOT USE KETCHUP! 😭
@HomekittyL2 Жыл бұрын
I'm not exactly a sommelier of cuisine but I've never had orange chicken anywhere and picked up a hint of ketchup in it
@amberbaum4079 Жыл бұрын
@@HomekittyL2 Yeah, why the hell ketchup?
@Mobri Жыл бұрын
@@amberbaum4079Ketchup is an extremely common ingredient in sweet and sour sauce. He's probably confusing the two recipes.
@thetrailoutthere2 жыл бұрын
Notice how his family is always eating out when he's in the kitchen.
@desireemacdonald18132 жыл бұрын
My brother used to work at an “ Americanized Chinese” place and taught me to me make sweet n sour chicken. From what I recall the sauce was pineapple juice, ketchup , vinegar and cornstarch ( maybe a little soy sauce or brown sugar). It was very good and if he had switched out a few items he would have had sweet n sour chicken.
@nautdead31972 жыл бұрын
Most of the sweet and sour sauces I've seen on KZbin are just sugar, water cornstarch and red food dye.
@michealpersicko95312 жыл бұрын
I was gonna comment this too this isn't far off from how American Chinese food is made.
@superturboawesome12 жыл бұрын
@@nautdead3197 there must also be vinegar
@kleinergrashupfer Жыл бұрын
You can use honey, syrup or orange juice too
@Elcore Жыл бұрын
The pineapple juice is the only really wrong thing on there. Ketchup/tomato puree, vinegar, sugar, soy, cornstarch are the ingredients they use in China for that dish. Not a very popular dish but it's how they make it.
@jo.comics2 жыл бұрын
"Don't go by the bag, go by the eye sight" Truly, the most culinary advice I have ever heard!
@ItsMeTrist2 жыл бұрын
Actually it's a solid advice with a lot of foods that go into oven. That is if you have any knowledge on what you're doing.
@ELiT3Griefer Жыл бұрын
@@ItsMeTristyeah eyeballing in cooking is cool and saves a lot of time, once you trained a lot and can actually cook well
@shelliblossom8953 Жыл бұрын
too bad he blind as a fucking bat for cooking meats
@taskmagician42892 жыл бұрын
I hope he does Lazy Man’s chocolate milk
@richardsanchez54442 жыл бұрын
Pour chocolate syrup in the gallon and drink it. Boom
@xXbrokenvoidXx2 жыл бұрын
Chocolate? No time for that. We need Lazy Man's Milk.
@lesterdesalvo70982 жыл бұрын
@@xXbrokenvoidXx God no, that's just him wanking it.
@Kragith2 жыл бұрын
I hope you don't mean what i think you do.
@richardsanchez54442 жыл бұрын
@@Kragith I think thats when you suckle straight from the cow
@makingmiracleshappen2 жыл бұрын
I cannot stop laughing at him garnishing chicken nuggets like it completed the dish 🤣🤣🤣
@beavis1crappertank6562 жыл бұрын
The brand of nuggets he's using is actually raw chicken. It's not precooked. Given Jack's history with chicken, that makes this even more horrifying.
@invisi39732 жыл бұрын
oh jack, he never gets old..
@sekushivii2 жыл бұрын
@Bazinga bot?
@ThePenguinMan2 жыл бұрын
@Bazinga Ratio time
@joereginmyre2 жыл бұрын
I AM THE BEEST YOUUTUBER YOU'RE ALL TRAASH COMPARED TO ME IM THE BEEST 😗😗😗😗😗😗😗
@Alxephar2 жыл бұрын
@@joereginmyre your content is trash
@invisi39732 жыл бұрын
@@sekushivii yeah it's a bot they posted this before lmao
August you really should be a radio host. Your voice is gold
@joereginmyre2 жыл бұрын
I AM THE BEEST YOUUTUBER YOU'RE ALL TRAASH COMPARED TO ME IM THE BEEST 😗😗😗😗😗😗😗
@Godzilla2021lol2 жыл бұрын
@@joereginmyre your the best KZbinr at being ugly
@FrancoisTremblay2 жыл бұрын
A what host? Radio? Is this the nineties?
@elusive45572 жыл бұрын
@@FrancoisTremblay you don't listen to the radio in the car dude?
@dannylovell78762 жыл бұрын
Agree! Reminds me of one of our local radio producers who kinda serves as a 3rd co-host during the he 2-5pm show. He's like 23 or 24... awesome dude and definitely making a career in radio, at least as a part time gig. 🤷♂️
@blackstargames9922 жыл бұрын
The better question I have is who in the right mind is still asking him to make these recipes I really feel like he's just thinking about it himself 😂
@mommy2libras2 жыл бұрын
You would be surprised. Some people have only really ever had horrible food. You can tell who those people are because they always have to add stuff, like ketchup or ranch, to everything they eat. Some people will say they absolutely hate something, like meatloaf or lasagna but often it's because they grew up in a house where the person who cooked REALLY didn't cook those things right but since that's what they had, they think to supposed to just not taste good. Then they're all surprised as adults when they finally try it at someone else's house or a decent restaurant version or something.
@regizackdelta8299 Жыл бұрын
@@mommy2librasI can confirm this is true as a person who grew up in a poor home and my mom was a foster parent she would make some food that wasn't made right and it didn't taste that good but I've grown out of it later on and realized why she bought food from fast food places often bc she raised well over 30 kids and couldn't cook well anymore and often used things like ketchup and ranch and mustard on a lot of stuff
@Really-Know2 жыл бұрын
I still need a video where August physically goes to meet Jack to do a literal "Cooking with Jack" video. I need this to happen. If I were eligible for make a wish, that would be my 1 dying wish.
@eternallyrichie2 жыл бұрын
Jack’s whole day was centered around making this dish 😂
@joshuaclemens13012 жыл бұрын
Jack's intro is so wholesome, just reminds me of a early 2000's E Card or something. ...but then he cooks...
@stormgirl6042 жыл бұрын
I feel like Jack tried cooking something for his mother when he was 5 years old… and his mom told him he was an amazing cook… so he’s never aspired to move beyond what a 5 year old could do. This is what happens when everybody gets a trophy.😂
@greatleader48412 жыл бұрын
Thats why you never applaud a child for shit food. I always give my honest opinion when they ask how is it.
@puppytree63432 жыл бұрын
thats why you always try to make the food with your child so they know it was a team effort, and they can learn better and don't grow an ego . Who let's a 6 year old cook by themselves anyway? Anyways yeah I'm not gonna be harsh or overly pampering towards a kid's honest effort. Moderation i guess.
@stormgirl6042 жыл бұрын
@Ya Mum I’m an awesome parent and my kids also know how to cook. 😘
@arnold87462 жыл бұрын
@@puppytree6343 I was definitely making eggs and toast and starting my parents coffee at 6. Get up, turn on the saturday morning cartoons, slide a chair over to the stove to stand on and get to work. Eggs over easy too, none of that sissy scrambled business..., and the yolks better not be cracked either, lol. Things have changed a bit in the last 30 years with the way kids are raised.
@screenteasing2 жыл бұрын
Jack seems like my flatmate... I was cooking a simple bolognese sauce, he looked pretty shocked at me and said "sorry I emptied the ketchup today"... Yea Claus... I need ketchup for a bolognese...
@doctajay3762 жыл бұрын
Can I ask you what you put on the "bolognese" sauce?
@LunarLocust2 жыл бұрын
@@doctajay376 you don't put anything on sauce, you put sauce on stuff.
@michealpersicko95312 жыл бұрын
@@LunarLocust Think he meant in
@derpherp45302 жыл бұрын
I am going to say something no one else will... He had that stroke coming with the way he eats.
@DecoraGarfoid Жыл бұрын
He tried to hide his dead arm for so long... 😒
@lazylittledragon2 ай бұрын
what sucks is that this is a pretty good idea for people who hate breading and frying, you could make the sauce and toss the chicken nuggets in it and then serve over fried rice/noodles/with veggies. you could even buy a pre made sauce if you need a quick lazy meal and don't want to order food. this is just a waste of time and money and food.
@cturtles951429 күн бұрын
Ketchup and brown sugar are frequently used together for homemade barbecue sauces. And ketchup can be used to make teriyaki sauce in a pinch.
@planetblack70722 жыл бұрын
“Mmh yes. Uncooked chicken” Is what I imagine his kids would wanna say if he has some..
@antoniomuniz49432 жыл бұрын
I think jack has two kids. He’s choked one of them out actually and bragged about it.
@MFD00MTR332 жыл бұрын
Next video, Lazy Man's Orange Chicken part 3, return of the cluck. It's just Jack accidentally dropping his Popeye chicken sandwich in his orange Fanta.
@Enjoymentboy Жыл бұрын
I think I have finally discovered Jack's secret. He does like cooking, he likes eating. Cooking just gives him the excuse to eat because when you make things this disgusting that no one else wants to eat that just leaves much more left for you.
@Saitken Жыл бұрын
I laughed out loud because my brain didn't even want to comprehend just buying frozen orange chicken at this point until you mentioned it and I feel like that one's on me. Also to the point of the sauce - he's using ketchup, brown sugar and vinegar......that's basically just a bare bones barbecue sauce, right?
@joelcuerrier4833 Жыл бұрын
ketchup is already just vinegar, sugar, spices and tomatoes. So you just add more sugar and vinegar to what already is a condiment with sugar and vinegar.
@bigguys45s292 жыл бұрын
A total goddamn legend.
@joereginmyre2 жыл бұрын
I AM THE BEEST YOUUTUBER YOU'RE ALL TRAASH COMPARED TO ME IM THE BEEST 😗😗😗😗😗😗😗
@drillx68572 жыл бұрын
@@joereginmyre shut up
@ThePenguinMan2 жыл бұрын
@@joereginmyre Ratio Just Ratio you loser
@DRUMNERD Жыл бұрын
I think he had a stroke - his right arm isn't playing ball with him. Poor jack.
@christinastokes5534 Жыл бұрын
2 I think
@DRUMNERD Жыл бұрын
@@christinastokes5534 hope he’s alright afterwards at least.
@purplealiengoop2 жыл бұрын
watching this while Genshin servers break for maintenance is magical for some reason.
@joereginmyre2 жыл бұрын
I AM THE BEEST YOUUTUBER YOU'RE ALL TRAASH COMPARED TO ME IM THE BEEST 😗😗😗😗😗😗😗
@catpoke95572 жыл бұрын
I find it shocking that I found someone doing the same thing as I am on a completely unrelated video to Genshin
@dunno29702 жыл бұрын
I’m waiting for my brother to come back so I can play some Roblox with him before the genshin update lol
@KansasCityRonC Жыл бұрын
I'm 100% sure no lazy man would ever cook orange chicken, we'd order it LMAO
@krissaberhagen Жыл бұрын
best advice ever, dont listen to the bag just eye ball it. imagine if someone in architech or construction say, f the ruler and measurements lets eye ball it.
@KnightedSilverWolf2 жыл бұрын
lazy? no. poor mans cooking/struggle meals? YES
@localdemiboy76172 жыл бұрын
I regret eating my dinner while watching this lmfao
@SusanMinhTrangNguyen2 жыл бұрын
I am so happy to see August ring back Jack videos! These are my favorite next to Kay’s cooking 😂
@rambofan3342 жыл бұрын
The irony of him wearing a shirt that advertises his Christianity when his dishes are downright sinful.
@Zhinakin4 ай бұрын
people ignoring the fact that he made a base for BBQ sauce instead of just using BBQ sauce, Ketchup, vinegar and brown sugar is the basis for BBQ sauce.
@AHeroAlmost Жыл бұрын
My favourite thing is when his face turns after he takes that first bite 😂😂
@commanderuseless16852 жыл бұрын
It's actually frustrating, because soy sauce, ketchup, brown sugar and vinegar can make a really good sweet and sour sauce if you boil it together and whisk it for a while. Of course you should add other things too, but it's a surprisingly good base despite what you may think of the ingredients. But then you don't pour orange juice concentrate in it, so yeah...
@josetakapele Жыл бұрын
I should teach him my lazy man’s version of beef ravioli. I buy a can of beef ravioli, pour it into a bowl and microwave it.
@StandardGoose Жыл бұрын
That little zoom in and shake of the screen when he pats the bag and says "chicken nuggets" in a staccato rhythm was a masterful piece of editing.
@kingjlinza2 жыл бұрын
If you or someone you know uses ketchup to make orange chicken, please turn yourself or that person you know into your nearest police station
@Marchosius_2 жыл бұрын
He always give me the impression of someone who didn't make it to Masterchef and got heavily roasted by Gordon Ramsey....
@FrankBullitt3902 жыл бұрын
If you want to find real humor on jacks channel look up his product review series, its absolute hillarity and you will binge watch all of them. Such hits as calling things a fail because they didnt work in the 3 seconds like the 3am infomercial said etc. Start with the eggstractor 1 & 2.
@99mralesana2 жыл бұрын
Trying it now, I'll update
@OneTrueRat Жыл бұрын
@@99mralesana well?
@99mralesana Жыл бұрын
@Julianuz honestly man I was probably working/under the influence of something so I couldn't let you know. However I do remember looking up reactions of him. But only getting shown reactions of his channel unfortunately... I didn't look to hard tho as I didn't want to throw up 😂😂😂
@jayvansickle7607 Жыл бұрын
To be fair…frozen nuggets is quite a bit cheaper than frozen orange chicken.
@kingchuckfinley2 жыл бұрын
I mean, as far as orange chicken goes, he’s really not that far off. Does need soy sauce though. Also, brown sugar will dissolve, you just have to boil it. This sauce needs to be made with a slurry too. It’s just a dumb way to do the whole thing.
@rickydona9192 жыл бұрын
nobody makes orange chicken with the worst thing in human history and that's ketchup
@janetpugliesi32032 жыл бұрын
He and Kay need to have a cooking contest!! I would watch!!!!
@suweren5676 Жыл бұрын
Kay would win
@CainXVII3 ай бұрын
I feel like Kay wins. Sometimes her food seems edible and just looks real unsightly. And of course everyone loves her and hates Jack's guts.
@catman1734 Жыл бұрын
3 tablespoons of brown sugar, 3 tablespoons of KeTcHuP and now Im gonna eyeball the vinegar
@viciouzkid69 Жыл бұрын
I love how in the intro his head and hand 🤚 are the only things trying to dodge the words 😂
@themeatspot50202 жыл бұрын
I'm glad you brought this series back, I've just finished watching yet another car crash of a recipe.
@NuzzNuzz2 жыл бұрын
He's just recreating his old classics, replaying his greatest hits, going on the Cooking with Jack revival tour.
@goat_hitman76552 жыл бұрын
Oh poor jack we officially back on his case huh😂
@Virjunior01 Жыл бұрын
How is he not divorced when every FUCKING thing he makes is "divorced dad in a depression spiral?"
@justinyoung69642 жыл бұрын
Orange Chicken Sauce: 1 cup Orange Juice ½ cup Sugar 2 Tablespoons Rice Vinegar or White Vinegar 2 Tablespoons Soy Sauce use tamari for a gluten-free dish ¼ teaspoon Ginger ¼ teaspoon Garlic Powder or 2 garlic cloves, finely diced ½ teaspoon Red Chili Flakes Orange Zest from 1 orange 1 Tablespoon Cornstarch its like he ran down the list of ingredients and was left with just Orange Juice and Vinegar. This is some Orange abomination.
@Voloxity2 жыл бұрын
he really said dont go by the book go by the eyesight when this man wears glasses LMAO
@kimikyu87662 жыл бұрын
Everytime like "How could this actually be worse, it's clickbait" and it somehow is. Even after a entire finale he still manages to surprise us with a new (un-)season(ed) of absolutely not edible horror.
@theunpredictable74772 жыл бұрын
We need Jack and Kay collab
@Mrs_Sugar_Min2 жыл бұрын
Yep.
@RemainEvil2 жыл бұрын
To be fair orange chicken isn’t a real authentic Asian cuisine anyway.
@justgames95165 ай бұрын
Ok but in all honesty Ketchup is actually a common ingredient in many Chinese dishes and it’s not even a joke. But of course, ketchup doesn’t belong in orange chicken
@lunacy32 жыл бұрын
Man’s could’ve ATLEAST cooked it in the sauce 😭
@giochiavassa57212 жыл бұрын
This is a super niche thing, but I love your videos and it's also because your pronunciation is very clear. My first language isn't english, and while I'm fluent at it, some accents still throw me off. But the way you say thing is not only comforting! It's also something I can listen to while doing other stuff, which isn't so common, since with other videos I have to focus on what's being said or I'll loose track.
@Harkeilla2 жыл бұрын
For someone who said he wouldn’t do another video on this guy, you sure didn’t keep your word.
@Pandaman642 жыл бұрын
Easy content is easy money
@beanburrito10026 ай бұрын
This video cements the fact that jack is a cartoonishly bad chef
@searsbear7965 Жыл бұрын
I’m pretty sure jack is like my dad in that he firmly believes the oven should never go above 350F
@markus71662 жыл бұрын
His right arm stopped working from all the food poisoning he's got from eating all of his undercooked meat 😂
@suicidalpenguin63742 жыл бұрын
Bro he had a stroke datum😂
@shmillbe33902 жыл бұрын
@@suicidalpenguin6374 stroke of luck
@MaskedDragon2 жыл бұрын
@@suicidalpenguin6374 3 strokes, actually
@priMa.Customs Жыл бұрын
Another man’s disability isn’t funny.
@shmillbe3390 Жыл бұрын
@@priMa.Customs yes, it is
@twithnell2 жыл бұрын
Wouldn't be the first time Jack ate raw chicken. lol