YouTube Shorts Are Actually The Worst

[@dareal_legendario245]

The ice girl is literally the embodiment of "blink twice if you're being held hostage"

[@v_eye_let_17]

I thought it was Grimes for a minute.

[@dareal_legendario245]

@@v_eye_let_17 omg she does look like her💀💀

[@pomegranate594]

@@v_eye_let_17 i genuinely didnt know it wasnt her untill now 💀💀

[@jjo053]

i watch A LOT of yt shorts and can confirm it's all brain rot. works perfectly if you want to turn your brain off for a couple of hours

[@albinohamster4336]

1:47 as a Scandinavian, I’ll confirm this this is in fact what we do all day but we do it while eating ikea meatballs

[@TaruOwO]

As a not scandinavian, but everyone calls us Scandinavian, same brother, same.

[@love_ontour]

Absolutely zooted and eating warm cookies so happy to be here

[@spikemcleod4720]

On god dude

[@CronusScrewsSharks]

Zawg stoned to the bone and absolutely inhaling a bag of doritos rn

[@alexsuarez4777]

JUST BECAME A SISTERRRRR, i've been waiting for so long to be financially stable enough for this so excited. love you jakeeeee

[@elegantdisarray]

My KZbin shorts are finely tuned. Nothing but cooking/food, gardening, and adorable animals 😘👌

[@kuhleal]

Dude swimmers ear fuggin SUUUUCKS. I got it nearly every time I went swimming as a kid. Its soooooo painful 😭

[@rocket.popsicle]

I used to get swimmer's ear all the time as a kid too. As an adult, I can't go more than a few feet under water without my ears feeling like they're going to explode. Do you experience that too??

[@Aldersnap]

One time at an inflatable water playground thing, I jumped several feet down into the water cause my brother wanted me to. I had that painful horrible ear feeling the rest of the day gxnxbvs never doing that again for sure

[@LB-Vel]

Jesus Christ the tutel scared the living shit out of me

[@mewfromdahood]

it was a scary tutel indeed

[@jace9233]

when i was younger my one friend and i would go under the water in the pool and try to talk to each other. also i was fascinated with how loud my knuckles cracking sounded so i would go under water and do that too.

[@TaruOwO]

Me and my friend screamed each other's names underwater.

[@Fennecfiree]

JAKE WRITING UWU GOT TO ME BAHAHA

[@Pen3lop3]

Southpark fan spotted

[@Fennecfiree]

@@Pen3lop3 omg hi

[@Pen3lop3]

Hi X3

[@motherlarkspur4506]

Jake, I don't have the extra money to support you, but I want you to know I appreciate your videos and sense of humor.

[@SusanGFoxyMama]

that was a snapping turtle

[@Aldersnap]

I’ve had so many technical issues with youtube shorts not playing properly and idk theyre just such a miss for me as someone who never uses tiktok

[@lizzie3748]

7:31 I used to do that when I was in swim practice... New flash, they were able to hear it😭😭😭😭

[@Zatoka.]

7:50 that was so random 💀

[@ilovetaylorkristi]

This video is so adhd core

[@Pepper-sg5rc]

I try not to consume short form, and I’m so glad KZbin shorts has a terrible algorithm that never gets me hooked like I used to with TT

[@nataliesawyer2435]

Hi Jake! I'd just like to say that you are amazing and I love your videos. Thank you for being so kind and inspiring ❤

[@WroofWroofWroof]

1:51 as a Scandinavian I can confirm that this is completely true

[@ThePierogiQueen]

Their channels picture looks like it was AI generated from the same Wonka one from Glasgow

[@albinohamster4336]

8:21 me preparing myself to go out with my dog in Swedish winter:

[@SleepyLyndon]

I'm crocheting while watching this??😭😭

[@crackheadadventures]

Nah I still scream underwater brother.

[@vuIturecuIture]

hey jake fun fact, the scene in final destination w swimmers rear is allegedly based on a true story recounted in the book Guts by chuck palahniuk

[@myra-yves]

johnny test reference was wild

[@luka7577]

I literally never comment on KZbin but you are so funny, you're my fav KZbinr

[@luna_soleil]

I love yt shorts my feed looks nothing like this lol

[@HazZzel-]

The only yt shorts I like are comedy ones that are actually funny, the backrooms ones, and anime edits

[@recurserswifereal]

13:25 IM HOLLERING

[@applesaucer2442]

Anything final destination gives me the heebie jeebies 😢😂

[@rauhatonta]

I might be vanilla af but that turtle made me almost shat meself 😅

[@glummywyrm]

Curse you for making me learn about Vaush 😂

[@lenorebunny]

As if I don't already have a photographic memory AND a terrible actual memory

[@7bebiinaa_]

i'm lowkey in love with your content

[@DenizDuzyol]

Not me crocheting while watching this video 😭

[@v_eye_let_17]

New channel “New England Rascal” 😹

[@joshdunsbuns485]

i love the ice girl

[@bi_vampireboy1313]

Wussup everyone?❤

[@cherrycookiebee8969]

Honestly kinda sad to see channels with so much stolen and ai-generated content get so much support

[@nari5161]

tonsils removed as a baby gang

[@LexNonARegeEstViolanda]

I don't get it. Why do those kinds of channels even have paid membership? What do they offer? Why would people pay for membership? Their content is already obviously AI-generated and has absolutely no substance.

[@NoReasonToLook]

I need to watch you more… I all of a sudden stopped getting your videos on my main page

[@kylierobinson7749]

PLEASE I KEEP GETTING OCE QUEEN VIDEOS I THOUGHT MY FYP WAS TO FAR GONE

[@jusi1993]

When will my baby come hoime. She left me for my broither. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@kickikiki]

JAKE IM GONNA TRY TO BECOME A SISTER BUT IM BROKE 🙏🙏🙁

[@blueskieshera]

Thats not even a tortoise,,, its a snapping turtle

[@TrasshDay]

🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥💥💥🗣️🗣️ JOHNNY TEST MENTIONED 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥💥💥🗣️🗣️

[@LydiaTaylorMusic]

Tony Stavoci is *the* good youtube short maker of all time

[@Diamonds_dime]

Comment battry percentage for algorithm 🎯

[@AliaM270]

52589532428529457351%

[@Diamonds_dime]

95%

[@angelaa7445]

33%

[@UnkownWonders]

That shorts channel and the other shorts are melting my brain. Also UhhhHhh... ehRrmmMmm 🤓

[@16driver16]

Whos underwear? Do i get to pick?

[@motherlarkspur4506]

I love ice queen always

[@BEELZEBABE69]

2:29 Wtf even is a woman. Never seen one in my life

[@MalekWithoutFear]

HI JAKE

[@winterstein372]

With how you wrote that comment...... did you go to school at internet comment etiquette?

[@16driver16]

Everyone cool does

[@ray_Ars0n]

I have actually heard of the real ice queen I love her so much omg guys I was seeing her videos for a while

[@jamesrobertarchbald6357]

lets get rid of youtube shorts as soon as all the tik tokers waste their time to flock 😈

[@Meggzilla]

you are indeed a rascal... 🎉😮 This is my version of the "dairy free dilly bar" style comment.

[@stacy4436]

As an ace human, are you ace Jake? I feel so alone, and I only ask because of your ring. ♠️

[@angelaa7445]

These content farms are so funny

[@annasnyder4674]

real

[@Brandon84J]

That is definitely not a toroise, that's a snapping turtle. Also.... tortoise explains that it's a land dwelling animal. This AI crap man...

[@alyssa6325]

plz do a shane video i don’t wanna watch his actuallu

[@CheeseyCat252]

I tried to report this video, but there was no option for 'Way to [___]ing funny', lmao Pld don't hate thos im trying to be funny

[@andywilks2022]

YAY

[@bluebosnian]

all of your uploads lately have entirely been negative and that cant be good for your mental health. maybe take a break from the negativity, or take a break from YT?

[@colin663]

real

[@gracie20]

HOW MANY VIDEOS DO THEY HAVE ?! 💚✅🤑🔫 pukupukupowpow (I’m sorry to everyone who doesn’t get this)

[@charlesray3566]

Dang 652 views in 19 minutes? Jake really fell off 😞 (joke)

[@Diamonds_dime]

This is going to be a running joke forever now 🤦‍♀️

[@ItsClaraAesthetic]

first

[@outrononeya]

The ice girl is dope, I follow her real account on Instagram and she’s super funny. I think the real issue here is people stealing other peoples content, putting some barely interesting commentary over it, and making money on it

[@DlongXL]

High 5!!! Gay asfkkk

[@babypinkbunnyy]

real