TikTok’s Most Insane Dating Coach

[@bleukettu4521]

If I said no and a guy started talking about ropes and kink I'd be tempted to call the cops because a guy like that 1000% skins cats in his basement on the weekends.

[@NatalieRose-u5t]

The phrase "get women" feels so fucking degrading. As if we're just objects to procure. It wouldn't feel so icky if it were "get women interested in you"

[@kxra6]

yeah i agree :(

[@painunending4610]

That implies womens interest is a commodity that has value tho. You should never really 'get' something from another human

[@sunnyandthechlo]

Obtain women. Procure women. Purchase wwomensss. Commandeer weemeem.

[@timetravl3r]

@@painunending4610you’re overthinking it. It’s okay to get things, and getting with/getting people is fine, there’s more nuance than just “people shouldn’t get things from anyone”. Enthusiastic exchange is perfectly valid.

[@painunending4610]

Also women are either interested in you or they're no. You don't get interest it just exists

[@t.78d]

He looks exactly the type of man that women would be terrified just to be near him.

[@monkeyluvr]

As a woman I can confirm he IS terrifying 🤢

[@Mama_Bear524]

As a woman I can confirm

[@sirlink357]

as a boy i can also confirm ._.

[@nonperfectartist]

as someone who has been hit on a few times at school I can relate to this feeling

[@AnimeArchaeologist]

Counterpoint: Isn't there an Asian woman who's dating him or something?

[@dlwseattle]

I literally said to myself, "i think he just paid these women", the exact same time Jake did.

[@sunnyandthechlo]

Yo women love me so much that I have to go through THOUSANDS of them because after a few minutes with me they run for the hills. Why does he think that's a flex?

[@Jane-oz7pp]

"I have a new girl every night" Oh buddy... nobody wanted a second round? Sad

[@monopolizedopamine]

It's the lisp spewing complete and utter nonsense that makes me 100% certain everyone hates him in his D&D group but he's the only one that inherited a house and/or provides snacks

[@zukostryder]

Ooooof I'd rather do it anywhererrre else even in an alley way

[@ciarajeanr]

There's no way in fuck this guy is allowed to play D&D with us. Absolutely not. I will leave and start my own group. He is so fucking gross.

[@rowankamenetzky6017]

LOL

[@DBSKxSECRETsarang39]

Guys like him are the reason I'm happy to be Asexual.

[@PeachJaguar7597]

Real 💀💀

[@IsawthelightinsAHHHH]

Felt

[@TheArchivist14]

Same lol

[@Mooneyedskunkape]

🎉

[@hippyhair1920]

Same lmao

[@JanetMiller78]

As the saying goes: those who can't sing, teach. So those who can't date (nobody wants to date), become dating coaches 😂

[@darkfairyspirit]

"why would you not be interested in me I'm the best" Okay so here's an itemized list-

[@mothmaniel]

his suggestions describe exactly the way i was treated by a guy who had a crush on me and took advantage of me physically! it wouldnt surprise me if this is where he got his methods. this kind of tactic made me feel so unsafe every day, before and after being stuck with him. its meant to show you that your feelings dont matter, which is not how a relationship should ever be. if someone treats you like this, its a clear sign that you shouldnt stick around them. partners are supposed to value your opinions, respect your boundaries, and show you that you matter just as much as they do. thats the treatment you deserve.

[@thebusinesswoman23]

I'm sorry you experienced that, I've been there as well. You deserve respect, love, care, and peace. ❤

[@LeakInTheFaucet]

This weirdos tactics aren’t for getting gfs, they’re for 1 night stands or friends with benefits type of shit. I’m sorry to say but if you got in a relationship with a guy like that it was 100% by choice…Sorry you had to deal with one of those weirdos though

[@mothmaniel]

@@LeakInTheFaucet i did not get into a relationship with him. i said i didn't want to date him but he wouldn't stop trying to pressure me, and instead of leaving him completely, i kept hanging out with him because he knew a lot of people with drugs and who drank underage. i thought that was cool at the time because i was in a bad place. i do not want to go more into detail, and i do disagree with most of what you said, but i understand where you're coming from. i made a bad decision by not leaving him. but even after i did leave him, he started following me around and borderline stalking me.

[@LeakInTheFaucet]

@@mothmaniel Yikes 😬That's terrible. I guess in your defense, drugs were pretty cool back then. Just a shame you didn't have a safe buddy to make that path more fun and secure and got stuck with that weirdo 👎 Lesson learned I hope

[@klc517]

I think my stalker has this "Don't accept her rejection" mentality. I genuinely don't think he can grasp the concept that no matter what approach he uses, I am, in fact, an autonomous human. It's not like a video game where you just have to click the right dialogue box.

[@gblikestosew]

Really hope you're doing OK. That's scary shit.

[@Zakypooh420]

A good tip for people with stalkers is don’t ever call the stalker ‘your stalker’. That establishes some type of relationship to you. But I hope you’re doing ok.

[@ohmyl3s857]

I've never understood why dating coaches. Speak for the opposite gender/sex instead of speaking for their own. Cause it would still be equally as annoying and stupid if it was a woman saying all these things, but at least it would have some validity to it?

[@painunending4610]

So it is ok for women to generalise women? So confused about this

[@turboshazed7370]

That weirdo is like a contrarian... "You dont have to accept her rejection." Ummmm... That's why you take it or leave it.

[@MasonTaylorOffical]

why does he seem like an adam sandler character

[@sail4170]

YEOOOOOO

[@kickikiki]

JAKE IM WORKING ON BECOMING A SISTER JUST YOU WAIT!!

[@AmythestAnimations]

i forgot he calls his members sisters and i was so confused

[@lilchemo616]

Same, need to make $ first

[@nodrvgs]

@@AmythestAnimationssame 🤣🤣

[@SomeRandoDum]

I really want to be a sister, but I'm only 18, and need to save my money for my actual life

[@SillyLittlePookie]

@@wendyallen9089what

[@sydneys1553]

Totally paying them. im a stripper and hes definitely one of the types of guys who will be regulars lol

[@lilycollegemythbusters5532]

LOL! I met a "dom" and he was so insecure and lame! LOL!

[@pixiv2914]

Most of them are

[@wendyheaslip8559]

His "I'm not balding" hair is straight from 1995 and complements the whole "I need a shower" creeeeeepy vibe.

[@Jane-oz7pp]

4:00 okay I'm kinky as hell and this would get exactly one response from me: I'd laugh. He sounds like he's trying to cope so badly.

[@andrianabartlett687]

“I’m the best! 😀” he says with a full set of CLAWS 🤣

[@sadmeat8937]

100000 interactions lmao. If you took one woman home every night that would be 273 years. Is he really trying to day he's taking dozens of women home every night 😂

[@tatiana4050]

He counts making eye contact as interaction.

[@BlackSouixie]

Omg I just told him to stop giving advice the other day. He is so freaking cringe and reminds me of the 32 year old that tried dating me when I was in highschool.

[@LuluLinn]

This man gives me the creeps. Heebiejeebies. The nasty feeling when he talks. He legit feels like he would hurt you if you go against him.

[@crr6750]

This guys def a mouth breather

[@pulz64]

Wow this guy is so full of himself lol

[@ryanlake6330]

I saw him on Instagram several months back and he had a video where he and his...partner... essentially harassed hooters employees. I left that he should in fact not sexually harass people while they are at work. I think he might have blocked me

[@likeathiefinthenight1333]

He is most DEFINITELY a virgin

[@thunderbird4088]

You're throwing inaccurate assumptions that he can't afford a prostitute, shame on you

[@liseromar3212]

He can't tell the difference between a woman who is politely tolerating him because she is afraid of what he will do if his feelings are hurt and someone who is genuinely interested in him. He is the scariest type of guy... And he's trying to profit off this toxic mentality and just flat out ineffective advice. Yah, bro, all us ladies are clamoring for a dude who doesn't listen to what we say, who cares more about what he wants than how we feel, who tries to make us feel like we should be grateful to be in his presence and who craps all over the literal first boundary we try to set. You've got us all figured out.

[@HaileyI-us6rv]

He sounds like Jimmy Pesto JR.

[@kinseydesignsbrands]

Omg accurate 😂 can’t unhear it!

[@celeestiai]

there’s no way this is real life 💀💀💀

[@JanetMiller78]

He said he has many many options 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Options of what? Cause it ain't women

[@t.78d]

I think he's referring to prostitutes, that is his only available option 😄

[@Mama_Bear524]

Definitely not.

[@gblikestosew]

He has a vast collection of fleshlights

[@rumblexstrips]

When mum says we have Andrew Tate at home

[@always_better.K]

it’s hard to even believe that he actually calls himself a sigma alpha 😭 honestly funny

[@Starsongzz]

Jake I really value how comfortable I feel on your channel, if I ever get the money I will be joining your membership

[@painunending4610]

It's the internet, it's all comfortable, nobody can hurt you

[@yally5949]

I'm an escort and those are literally paid SWs lmao. He reminds me of one of my regulars who claims I'm his gf and shows me pics of his "exes" who are so obviously paid SWs. I asked him if they were escorts too and he swears they aren't... they're stunners and he looks like an actual ogre. Its part narcissism with these guys, they want it to be true so bad they become delulu.

[@riveramnell143]

I feel bad for the women. I know they’re getting paid but it would suck to be around this guy. 🤢

[@fallonbf3668]

when i think of a “masculine man”, i do not think of a man with a comb over. a real “masculine man”, whatever tf that is, would embrace balding and not hide it lol

[@itsmarlow]

8:50 waterparks mention in the wild?!?! i was half asleep and the way i JUMPED?!? jake parxie confirmed, i needed that in my life

[@pugpuffball]

am so happy am married to a normal good man 😂😂

[@Whorange_Juice]

WATERPARKS MENTIONED ‼️‼️‼️

[@toelover72]

YESSSSS IVE BEEN WAIRINF FOR THIS

[@KaiKai-qc6hk]

Describing ‘stable women’ as; women who will tolerate his intolerable self. Mf you are the unstable one??

[@chibimitchi]

Not the snaggletooth zoom in 🙈

[@fruitytarian]

So his "interactions" are just matching on tinder? 😂🤮🤢

[@urfosterdad]

the best part abt the condescending tip of his fedora behavior, is it comes complete with the unchecked sixth grade lisp 👏🏻 iconic

[@LFrost2378]

I’ve had guys try this kind of shit on me and I always just laugh in their face

[@HowardSkub]

I’m not one to speculate on people’s sexuality but I think alpha dom is definitely gay

[@THEILLUSTRATEDPH]

Def an insult to gay people

[@imeantloveyou5eva]

GET HIM! this guy creeps me tf out

[@hrw0430]

Yay Jakey upload!!

[@mishmash26L]

Your sarcasm never fails to make me giggle Jake 💜

[@Maria_745]

"the over 100,000 women I've had *interactions* with" ...bro saying hello is an interaction he could just work at the airport lol

[@Sic_Semper_Tyrannis_]

Giving advice from a 2005 Toyota Corolla gives him so much credibility.

[@thunderbird4088]

Too much money blown on hookers so they can pretend they're into him xddd

[@TheSilentWalkerz]

He also claims he is rich 😂😂😂😂

[@TheSilentWalkerz]

There’s videos of him in a room with a popcorn ceiling. So he still lives with his mom.

[@Bubbs4221]

He looks like he's had some "close encounters of the chris Hanson kind"🤪🤣

[@cathlove84]

his gum to teefs ratio scares me

[@freeky273]

welp... i lost my appetite

[@catlovingnerd21]

i think that's a flash screen like photographers use, not a box tv!

[@makkaroni1032]

My fave Doolittle uploaded

[@iammoonchildlee9351]

He could be a villain in kickass movie

[@lennon1566]

incels!!! ❤❤

[@turboshazed7370]

Do you know what incel means

[@lennon1566]

@@turboshazed7370 yes it came from 4chaners who were like “Oh I can’t pull any bitches and i’m not desirable 😞😔"

[@turboshazed7370]

You sure involuntarily celibate people didn't exist prior to that???

[@underratedvibes145]

@@turboshazed7370 not that hard to understand lol

[@Pen3lop3]

Do u know what incel means?? ​@turboshazed7370

[@getshankedson]

Lmaoooo he's literally a dork talking to us about game

[@candied_guts5797]

I LOVE YOU JAKE!

[@Stepatee]

Ryan Reynolds from Wish is out here larping as 'a catch.' 😂

[@charleshollister3612]

Never been this early before!! Love your work Jake!!! Me and my sister watch your videos and laugh when we hang out. Thanks for the laughs and memories she is a sister!!!

[@melosteff2047]

Well, the "she" he is referring to doesn't exist and this scenerio would never take place except in his head

[@PossumPityParty]

Give him a few years and he’ll be full blown incel and desperate.

[@rogelioconsejo8139]

If he was with 100'000 women, that means he has been with over 5 women a day since the day he was born, unless he is a lot older than he looks.

[@JasonS-eo7sh]

Alpha Dahmer keeps his dates in his freezer.

[@JanetMiller78]

Guys who are "getting women" (i hate that phrase) aren't calling themselves "alpha" or "alpha __"

[@dixonbuttz8923]

I'm not sure if his current profile still has videos where his opening line is that he exclusively coaches 6 figure guys...but for $10?

[@citizenofcorona8783]

He sounds like a South Park character

[@AdrenalineTheory]

Let me get this straight. Slurry Goomba McAutisms trump card is being a creep and he thinks it works? Ok. lol

[@Dovahkiin914]

2:36 If I was a woman and someone said that to me at a bar, I’m throwing away my drink. Big yikes.

[@nari5161]

brb vomiting 3:47 ahaha Jakey gets it, not like it's hard to

[@crabkitty]

lowkey i thought u were one of the top commentary creators cuz of how often i watch your stuff

[@lesliemartin3]

Girl: Please, leave me alone.I've already talked with the police and they're prepared to serve you with an injunction, Him: You don't have to accept her rejection Cops: you're under arrest..for everything. Plus if this dude was so smart as to assemble people and gimmicks in his favor in order to accumulate experience that could enhance OTHER men's lives why is he struggling with a very obvious speech impediment? How does he know all these 'tricks of the trade' and yet a simple word starting with or containing an S is a very obvious struggle? Schtruggggle....sthruggle....(sigh*) difficulty......😆😆

[@ThePettyVideomaker]

Also the one in purple is the girl he has in all his videos. The one in red I think is an escort

[@maisylw]

He gives me Dennis from iasip vibes lmao

[@xafilmbyx]

OH YEAH

[@TheMayonakaMidnighter]

This guy looks distressingly familiar....

[@Mama_Bear524]

He does 😬

[@TheMayonakaMidnighter]

I don't know what this means but I'm kinda scared @@Mama_Bear524

[@ThePettyVideomaker]

I called this guy out on a video on TT and after he made a response, someone said "I can't explain it, but you look how spam smells

[@l.c.7955]

Like the video and your comedy. Subbed 👍

[@toddbukauskas8804]

This is basically the Dr Steve Brule of dating

[@muamari]

WATERPARKS MENTIONED 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

[@Sleepsongg]

“or something really terrible’s going to happen to me and I can’t even express to you what’s gonna GOWAGAHHHHN” 💀

[@Tomahertz]

If you want to get a girl to like you, just be yourself and show her that you care about her. And if she doesn't want to date you, ask her if she just wants to be platonic friends with you.

[@ThisAnimalCanTalk]

Yay!!!

[@goofylittlegoofsterD]

I LOVE THIISS

[@JanetMiller78]

Thats not him in the photo 🤦

[@voicesondemand316]

it usually takes a shot or two to watch a video from him

[@joeycoffeeaddict2640]

He missed the part where she reaches for her gun lol

[@Gigisommers]

This is gold

[@Lu_ck_yyy]

THE CHESS JOKE SENT MEEEE

[@OscarFarrell-iy8lg]

waterparks reference made me smile

[@catsoup9725]

dude looks like my orchestra teacher and my high school ex i met in orchestra

[@kyrustsukino324]

I really hope it’s neither 😭

[@riveramnell143]

Guys. Here’s some advice. You HAVE TO accept her rejection. Trust me. This advice will keep you out prison.

[@DONUT2858]

And in some cases keep you alive😂😂

[@jay1513]

WATERPARKS MENTION RAAAAAHH🗣️‼️‼️🗣️‼️

[@zoehanna8395]

bro is barney stinson irl

[@kirbykardashian]

You can’t be ugly and have a lisp and talk al big like that “girlths”

[@Dvgteeth]

It’s really funny that he thinks anyone’s triggered…..everyone’s laughing at him

[@robertfarmer9901]

This guy is the Electroboom of dating videos. Actually, I would love to see Electroboom make a dating video.

[@jacqueline7938]

Not even 5 minutes in, already cringing.

[@mokeyme]

The AI generated description is wild