[YTP] Buzz Is Not A Flying Toy

Woody's life as a part time leader and full time jerk is turned upside down when Light Buzzyear, a toy who believes himself to be a space cop to combat galactic racism, crash lands his Range Rover into Woody's life and learns he cannot fly.
My first full length Toy Story video has arrived. This has been a few years in the making, and I actually started making this video a long time ago, but I lost the project and just never got around to completing. Hope you enjoy. There will be more Toy Story content to come as well. Comments and feedback are welcome. Thank you for watching and stay tuned for more :)
Production note: I did originally want to mask Peter Parker's screaming face over Buzz's in the beginning using Hitfilm (which my brother uses to make videos), but it kept coming out jumpy for some reason and it was holding everything up. So I just abandoned it. Sorry.
Disclaimer: I own nothing and do not seek to profit from this video. This video is for entertainment purposes only.

[@brainlag.]

*"I think the word you're searching for is R A C I S T R A N G E R"*

[@thetbm961]

Racist Ranger

[@danielleedwards1055]

*WHAT*

[@uwumaster1837]

*"The word I'm searching for...I can't say it because their are preschool toys here"*

[@chipman45]

*WAT!*

[@ScoutTF2Gaming]

*t o y. TOY!!!!!*

[@deathlycynicaltv9729]

"A good soldier leaves a dirtbag behind!" *shuffles away*

[@BendyGamerYT]

1:52

[@nikistorey9972]

I’M JUST A TEENAGE DIRTBAG BABY

[@joshuahorton4198]

That had me howling like a balloon. LMAOOOOOOO!

[@lemikster3699]

Dang it, you beat me to it!

[@sketchygetchey8299]

Actual Soldiers: If only.....

[@nadie887]

*"hey Buzz! you're flying!"* *"this isn't flying, this is falling."*

[@jakebarnes8404]

AAAAAAAAAH!

[@The_Howler]

"Pikachu meme face" :0

[@yama123numbercauseytdemand4]

@@jakebarnes8404 *TRSCH!* „UHRH!”

[@Ryan-ib6dy]

8:26

[@1hitk.owarrior248]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@nuggytube]

3:42 "As a member of the evil Emperor Zurg's Protection Unit, I protect Zurg from the threat of the Galactic Alliance, sworn enemy of *MRS. NESBITT!!!* " -Light Buzzyear

[@aidanpurkiss9457]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@LegoPostPresidency]

Oh Really? - Mr. Potato Head

[@aidanpurkiss9457]

@@LegoPostPresidency Me: yeah really

[@justanordinarymimikyu2109]

“I’m a racist ranger” “W H A T”

[@ScrinkleMcdinkle]

Lol

[@spongeboblover2694]

Nodnarb81 yeh *”W H A T”*

[@sluk2006]

Buzz be like: glad people are stupid little children

[@witchy_sith1571]

I love it😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀

[@MintyTheCorgi]

Eevee is a racist ranger

[@homelessman3762]

“Leave me behind!” “A good soldier leaves a dirt bag behind” *walks away*

[@shurificate]

*Quiquiquiet.*

[@Buttclinger]

*had me dead*

[@carlosnoto887]

XD this funeey😋

[@caronnita828]

😂😂

[@jedi_.66]

*”good soldiers follow orders”*

[@hyrulehero2773]

Can we just talk about the fact that AlpacaHawk changed up the lighting in this scene at 5:56 just to make the bit flow a little better for a second?

[@fishyninjja9103]

That is so cool!

[@KamonParanormal]

"Mr. tweedy" "AAAHH" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@tarryteeth]

@@KamonParanormal that was kind of funny I laughed so frickin funny when Woody and buzz flies and falls into the ground at the end of this video 🤣 🤣 🤣

[@AvalancheTV]

You pointing that out makes me realize that’s actually smooth as hell.

[@zacksmith1276]

7:31 "I think you had enough TEA for today. Let's get you out of here, buzz." "Don't you get it? I am wasted hahahahaha." "SNAP OUT OF IT, BUZZ!" *Slaps buzz down the stairs*

[@Declanaroosky]

Made meh lmao there!!!

[@DrasticFox2004]

7:33 *TEAAAAAA*

[@roastytoasty4350]

I think you’ve had enough TEA for today

[@erikcopeland]

The best part in the whole video 🤣

[@afeefkhan5156]

7:34

[@kazako749]

"Hey Buzz, you're flying!" "This isn't flying, it's falling!" *"AAAAAAAAAAAAH!"*

[@jpbrennan4904]

*DED*

[@wolfdude2556]

Lol

[@BrickFort_]

I’m flying buzz! Hold me!

[@LUNE.44]

Cue the credits

[@pukcabsozaxiamie]

@@BrickFort_ hmm

[@jamesondoane32]

6:14 "Revenge, is not an idea we promote on my planet" *bashes Woody's head into the pavement repeatedly*

[@elijahvasquez7641]

Jameson Doane but we're not on my planet are we

[@chasethegunslinger998]

It looks like he is banging woody

[@zagost3611]

Chase The Gunslinger 😏👬

[@lobojulita2475]

/€_'■■_'g"¿¿:;€♤{■■■▪▪▪▪▪▪▪▪▪▪▪▪▪▪▪▪▪▪▪■■■■■■▪▪▪}●□{♤♡♡♡□●●•/#×=

[@sodarrific]

He says it so calmly.

[@librarianweed]

Woody - "You don't think I mean to knock Buzz out the window do you? It was an accident..." 5:54 Also Woody - literally runs up to Buzz to push him out

[@smg3886]

Ngl i feel like this would be a deleted scene

[@bluetom93]

@@smg3886 That was in the original plan, when woody was meaner, dubbed the black friday reel

[@IgnitedFoxy777]

4:38 compter error

[@carloso5910official]

Woody, you deliberately threw Buzz out the window!

[@user-iu4mv2hh6g]

Me when I'm the imposter in among us: 5:55-6:07

[@dannsthamann195]

3:13 buzz’s reflection makes the moment better 😂 Edit: WOW I had no idea this comment get 89 likes

[@ChristopherBerdebes]

Woody: AAAAAAAA-AAAAAA A-A-A-A-A-A-

[@deborahhundley6427]

Buzz's eyes lol

[@Tahkaullus01]

*We toys can see everythiiiiiiiiiiing* "Hey Sarge, you seen Slinky?" "Sir, no Sir!"

[@Chandelure_F-5]

א₀

[@GoofyGT]

🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

[@Chandelure_F-5]

What was that, @@GoofyGT?

[@Floralfurycuphead2]

Lol

[@jamiesmith3780]

Is it a coincidence that I read this comment when it said this

[@derpi94]

5:39 That Magic 8-ball must have been made by EA.

[@vegimite5671]

I would say Netflix

[@saeedgesso6385]

Ayeeeeee

[@LordThomasPassion]

WinRAR

[@maurotaffijn6147]

Nice😂😂

[@thestuperstar]

@@LordThomasPassion lol

[@MrRuePine]

Every death in this video: 0:04 Stomped I 1:52 "A good soldier leaves a dirtbag behind!" 2:37 Explosions 4:18 Believing you can fly 4:38 No air 5:10 Pushed off 5:57 Pushed off 2x 6:11 Falling 7:07 Believing you can fly 2x 7:45 Sense slap 8:20 Runned over by a car 8:21 TAKE COVER!! 8:28 "This isn't flying, this is falling."

[@chrisrobson4991]

And then Andy went and killed himself

[@moviesandtvfans5842]

8:33

[@dnasty312]

6:13 Not on Buzz's planet

[@honestybaddie]

Don’t forget bowling ball death 7:13

[@thewillofabeast9079]

I love how Andy and his mom are oblivious to not hear Buzz’s sound effect from under the car when it’s presumably quiet around the gas station.

[@funglitt4963]

1:01 I demand 10 hours of this

[@KNIFEYSPOONY02]

Stupid Woody laughing 1 hour

[@Anonymous-sg4tr]

Woody tries seducing lil boe Pepe for 10 hours

[@funglitt4963]

@@zackvfd9600 thank you kind human being

[@LuisGomez-gj2qt]

@@KNIFEYSPOONY02 MORE LIKE DRUNK WOODY

[@Thesplunkydunk]

@S1D0US that video is 1 hour not 10

[@forstaken2254]

"I'm a racist ranger" - Buzz YogurtLight

[@firstnamelastname7470]

Gangley Tundra “My Range Rover!” -Yuzz BightLear

[@gbyoshi14]

I read that in the ghostbusters theme lel

[@RobertTheGamer8]

Woody: WHAT?!?

[@gbyoshi14]

@@RobertTheGamer8 Also Woody: *You are a TOY*

[@stevenstice6683]

@@gbyoshi14 *YOU* *ARE* *A* toy.

[@wazoskiwithagun2000]

4:17-4:24 made laugh soooo hard🤣

[@MicroRat]

buzz:Too infinity and beyond!! *crunch, crunch* woody: WHEEZE

[@quinnmcmurtrie8022]

Buzz fell to a clumsy, painful death.

[@user-iu4mv2hh6g]

Explains the name of the ytp

[@jaylynnwhite1937]

Me to😂

[@user-mr4cw7go3p]

So many things that made me laugh

[@nik_nikkii]

*"YOU. ARE. A.* _toy."_

[@JongoPhett]

1:52 *A Good Soldier Leaves A Dirt Bag Behind*

[@thebiglolxd1756]

Jongo Phett *Starts walking away.

[@davecrupel2817]

You again :D

[@Vax-fg2ks]

That walk of the one walking away with that music just makes it even funnier

[@Bidoofus]

Jongo Phett Old soldiers never die... they just -fade- -away- become dirtbags.

[@grantmassa7776]

I love ur vid today

[@nZymes]

"A GOOD SOLDIER LEAVES A DIRTBAG BEHIND." *walks away* I'm in tears

[@jobmarsman1718]

Same here! Watched it over and over again XD it’s too good

[@maybedialpaul4952]

I think the word your looking for is Racist 0:45

[@dayxbobob5078]

*1:52*

[@compassion84]

Filps helmet off*

[@caronnita828]

Same🤣

[@nicholasnosenchuck757]

5:18 The whole Chicken Run bit cracks me up every time. So happy to see that movie being used in things like this!

[@miasolanje1098]

0:17 “YOU ARE A STUPID LITTLE CHILD!” Lol

[@S_p_l_i_x]

1:50 goes up to wounded soldiers *A GOOD SOLDIER LEAVES A DIRT BAG BEHIND* walks backwards

[@sausageimp1994]

that shit was too funny😸😸

[@kanjigodomo9696]

Later, dirt bag.

[@luisvillagomezhvggdggueii9918]

My cousin laught at that one

[@vio4577]

*Moon walks*

[@bubrocksnotabot]

@@sausageimp1994 i agree LOL 😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

[@SpaceChicken]

“Excuse me, I think the word you’re searching for is ‘Racist Ranger.’”

[@jadencoucopoulos2567]

Toy.

[@cottonfreesocks7343]

Space Chicken oh it's ya boi himself

[@tybeanz7719]

y o t TOYYYYY

[@ronaldbuckler7716]

HI MAN

[@milesbrown2261]

When someone tells me to respect cops Jkjkjk

[@fives-55514]

5:46 dang woody getting those Russian Twists in. He’ll get abs at this rate

[@thegamingwarden5121]

6:50 gotta love those screaming animations

[@UenoAruto]

*"I protect Zurg from the threat of Galactic Alliance, sworn enemy of Mrs.Nesbitt"*

[@saintwalker1903]

Exactly

[@cadefilms4072]

GazzzTanker 3:46

[@Missingno_Miner]

The racist rangers, protectors of zurg

[@anthem_gaming]

😂

[@ericschannel983]

GazzzTanker .________________.?

[@A_Common_Channel]

Imagine being so clumsy, every time you fall, you fall down the stairs, no matter what

[@kotabear8213]

Common Ramen Always falling down the stairs would suck!

[@CJCroen1393]

I warned you about the stairs bro. I warned you dog.

[@casablancahunter1606]

6:11 Even if you are jumping into a car.

[@spongeboy3984]

Even if you're an Racist Ranger

[@palomino678]

He managed to fall on a car even when he actually fell though the stairs, i call that a ugly Monday

[@TMOJOfficial]

0:17 I LAUGHED SO HARD

[@jakebarnes8404]

YOU, ARE, A, STUPID LITTLE CHILD!

[@godzillamonsterultraxz4770]

"YOU ARE A STUPID LITTLE CHILD" -Woody

[@user-iu4mv2hh6g]

I LAUGHED SO MUCH AT THAT I CHOKED 🤣

[@joeyjoe308]

Also 0:23 😂🤣

[@TheTallGeekGuy]

2:20 omg the suspense is killing me

[@chupacadabra5161]

It's a, it's a

[@TheTallGeekGuy]

@@chupacadabra5161 lol

[@jacobvanantwerp2001]

😑 Oh, I can't stand the suspense.

[@godzillamonsterultraxz4770]

It's a, it's a-

[@ThinkingSpotFriends]

2:37 Rex just made the building explode.

[@pgc2670]

1:51 "A good soldier leaves a dirtbag behind" LOL

[@dexxfilm]

P GC I nearly cried lol

[@hermionegranger4823]

P GC excute charile

[@viviana8750]

its 12am and i dont wanna laugh cuz ill get caught

[@chunkicholde]

My favorite part

[@hermionegranger4823]

Andres are you playing when nobody knows?

[@spaghettiyolo7778]

“A good soldier leaves a DIRTBAG behind!” *Lays him down and runs away*

[@BACKSHITSBETTY]

Sworn Enemy Of *m R s . n E s B e T*

[@Lettuce107]

Hehe

[@Baddieblox_]

Backwards

[@roadwarrior114]

Yeah pretty much the US military at this point.

[@goggie9245]

1:17 Woody drops a sick beat

[@metallord6960]

The editing here is incredible, especially the audio. Turning TOOOOOYYY into TEA, massive props dude.

[@goofyahhuncleproductions42069]

1:51 *a good soldier leaves a DIRTBAG behind.* XD

[@chipman45]

*puts* *down* *and* *runs* *away*

[@AMentallyStableCharacter]

My teacher:wheres ur homework? Me:a good soilder leaves a dirt bag behind

[@BadBoyBird]

Rhamadana Putra 😂

[@andream9167]

I died

[@toughmanrandysavage3077]

I don't get why they decorated Andy's room with Buzz lightyear stuff when they are moving in a few days. Who decorates a room just to take it all down in 3 days.

[@PatrisioGaming]

*Light Buzzyear

[@jumpwithkarl]

*Light Buzzyear

[@chane11ee7]

Good point.

[@TheKraken32]

Good point, but if you actually paid attention, Andy had the reality stone and just used it to decorate the room

[@Robsonski96]

Who are you? CinemaSins?

[@CrodolookslikeFrody]

4:27 is one of the most epic moments in YTP history

[@Wiz0rd]

5 Year Old me trying to explain something to my parents be like: 7:50

[@user-iu4mv2hh6g]

Can relate, said that 1000000 times.

[@ThinkingSpotFriends]

Woody is Porky Pig.

[@SerialDesignationN3071]

That's me lol

[@maxwellmegagamer8535]

1:52 “A good soldier leaves a dirtbag behind!” He must have read the script for toy story 4.

[@pyroblade888]

Lol

[@ambergirl986]

Nice one

[@silentlm3861]

What do you mean by that

[@Zachebi]

Theres a 4? 😐

[@silentlm3861]

@@Zachebi yes

[@maya_the_non-sleeper3544]

3:56 Teacher: how do you spell *TOY* Woody: Y-O-T TOY

[@heylittleguy26]

best comment here

[@aestheticaltwat]

No, I think the word you’re searching for is Racist Ranger.

[@lincolnmiller4757]

Woody has dyslexia.

[@daboyz2374]

Aesthetical Twat The words I'm searching for is SHUT UP

[@aestheticaltwat]

Ranger...

[@Slykooper__]

"My eyeballs couldve been sucked from my eyeball" - light buzz year 2018

[@Darkshark3296]

1:33 Woody: sergeant, establish a recon post downstairs. Soldier: NO!!!! Woody: COdEcoDECCccC

[@chikennuggets2284]

8:27 Woody: hey Buzz, YOURE FLYING Buzz: This Isn't Flying,This is Falling Woody AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH

[@Ben-ol4tz]

you have reached nice

[@Stephenp503]

*rolls credits*

[@Red_Phantom64]

The rated r version is better

[@nubblycious7144]

Uhh, buzz? You missed the truck.

[@ZackyASMR]

That’s what the whole video is about

[@Huevito847]

“JUST GO ON WITHOUT ME. JUST GO!” “A GOOD SOLDIER LEAVES A DIRTBAG BEHIND.” *s i l e n c e*

[@flatcatrl6849]

i loved that one part

[@USSFFRU]

I died

[@lunasoul6200]

🤣

[@jitterbug4245]

6:13 This entire bit got me laughing so much when I was younger lol. Man, I miss watching these

[@CyanBlanket]

6:14 revenge is not an idea we promote on my planet

[@Lokster]

You got a friend in meme

[@giraffeman326]

Lokster hey it’s you!

[@Lokster]

Giraffe Man Indeed it is

[@TaunTaunTundra4477]

Lokster NO IT'S i mean HE'S A RANGE ROVER GIRAFFE

[@caronnita828]

😂😂

[@zeldansia8433]

Bahaha

[@nadiapro_3452]

Buzz: I'm a racist ranger Woody: WHAT?!

[@user-fe7qe5vl4g]

3:23 Buzz: I am James Bond 007

[@mattmccrimmon9281]

Sorry that was an accidental comment

[@randomnessrules4971]

Your name is White Fantasy

[@mattmccrimmon9281]

wait i think i got the wrong video

[@exptic8708]

Matt McCrimmon lol

[@Goofyahhcat-iy1wh]

I haven’t seen this in 4, this is just as funny as I remember

[@Fantasy_Engineer]

The laugh of woody from 5:02-5:08 was pretty creative.

[@ketanreffell2720]

Ice Cream

[@otaviofermino4880]

It's The Laugh Of *Jay Jonah Jameson* From Spider-Man 2 (Tobey Maguire)

[@LunarM4ngo]

3:52 look, i know we’re all very impressed with andy’s new *TOOOOOY*

[@obiwankenobi8246]

T0000000Y

[@ScrinkleMcdinkle]

TOYYYYYYYY

[@josephfernandez2562]

Toooooooooooy!

[@JustSomeNonbinaryWeirdo]

The new toy named Buzz

[@blazefox1045]

6:55 *YOU. ARE. A.* toy.

[@ANG3LOFDAD3AD]

1:03 *Woody Giggles* “I’m just a couple of blocks away..~” *Woody giggles intensifies* lmao

[@jacobvanantwerp2001]

Ahha. Ahhaaa.

[@deboraclark1058]

@@jacobvanantwerp2001 oh god XD

[@damianmcgillagain2649]

I am a sheep.

[@jacobvanantwerp2001]

@@damianmcgillagain2649 Oh heyeyeyeyeeeehhh...

[@voltage4176]

We need a 10 hour version of that laugh

[@Epic_Egg]

6:20 masterpiece

[@elibonham4388]

💀

[@MarioMarioPlushGUY]

4:30 never gets old 😂

[@armands3153]

This is a classic AlpacaHawk's YTP - music jokes, nek minnit, clever, stupid and cheesy jokes which I love, random action repetitiveness and movie crossovers. Overall worth the wait.

[@krsi2105]

Armands 17 100%. Most of the other ytp videos are just too nonsensical.

[@monsterjambrony]

Armands 17 Yeah, he's so awesome!

[@sdsd1801]

They're not nonsensical, they're just full of referential jokes and trippy scenes

[@wackyclock]

Kid Sphincter, ytps are not supposed to make sense. people like you kinda makes ytp making discouraging.

[@zonesquestiloveunderworld]

Also "You Spin Me Right Round" haha. It used to be in virtually every YTP around, but AlpacaHawk is keeping the tradition alive!!! xD

[@fruitsalad3943]

-a good soldier never leaves man behind- Nope *a good soldier leaves a dirt bag behind* Yes

[@davidsims200trainstranspor5]

No he dont look like a dirt bag lol

[@fruitsalad3943]

Davis sims 2 lmao

[@idelystroche7284]

Its its it a big one its a its a its a ITS A WHAT explosions everywhere oh no XD 😂

[@fruitsalad3943]

Idelys Troche lol

[@Macedonian_91]

7:20 why am I on the floor laughing at this 🤣

[@neoekholm4873]

3:20 **I'm an... RACIST, RANGER!**

[@aestheticaltwat]

I am James Bond 0-0-7.

[@harleywhite2957]

*W A T*

[@santaturtle2441]

Woah they made trump into a ranger?

[@poptart.reactions8036]

James Bond is a racist ranger

[@leomullen6214]

WHAT!!!

[@RudeBoyProductions]

_This isn't flying, this is falling!_ *_AAAAAAAAAAA_*

[@Jarvis466]

*roll credits

[@davihorta5807]

Faz um poop de toy story rudebão

[@Antasma1]

Favorite part

[@comfy88338]

8:28

[@bricklock1942]

Hahahahahaha lolololol that was so funny even better than the original movie!!

[@Alcatraz1289]

3:13 always gets me 😂😂😂

[@billysaviation]

this guy makes the best ytps

[@viedacia1310]

“Reading the comments” There seems to be no sign of intelligent life anywhere

[@jelliott7080]

lol xD

[@goldprime118]

HELLOOOOO!!!

[@roguepetrolhead4787]

Lmao

[@DarkOps4]

Romaniaball *hElLO*

[@maybedialpaul4952]

Me: 3:13

[@kyliesteinfadt6041]

6:55 Y O U. A R E. A......... toy.!

[@DRSTRANGELOVEIN]

KYLIE STEINFADT “Y O U W A N N A P I E C E O F M E?!”

[@mattfabbs]

0:17 ...S T U P I D L I T T L E C H I L D

[@inlandex]

F U R K Y

[@dylanshort1661]

I think the term you are looking for is racist ranger

[@MWeeks]

YOUR A. Dirtbag

[@honk1934]

2:48 HAHAH ONE OF THE BEST EDITS I’VE SEEN

[@_Its_a_me_luca_]

0:01 i want this as new Pixar intro

[@sxphie625]

“Has everyone picked a moving buddy? Don’t have one? *Get left behind* “

[@caronnita828]

“No one’s getting replaced!”

[@ryanm.8720]

@@caronnita828 "nek minnit" *"STraaaaaaNGe THinGS arE HapPEniNG tO mE..."*

[@casablancahunter1606]

@@caronnita828 Ooookaaaayyy, has everyone picked a moving bud-aaaaaaay, you don't have one? Get left behind.

[@superspeedbros2422]

I always thought he was saying "Get the behind!"

[@thenatergamer]

1:57 "This is it, this is it, QUIET QUIET QUIET QUIET QUIET QUIET" "Alright, Andy's opening the first present now" "QUIET QUIET QUIET QUIET!"

[@polskazapaka5382]

i only heard QUACK

[@anthem4333]

You missed a “quiet”

[@coffeebean4385]

Yess I know it's amazing

[@xxdaisy04]

Lol woody just keep saying QUIET QUITE QUIET QUIET

[@904funny]

(Types in Earape)

[@vixy2321]

6:48 Ive never laughed harder 😭

[@ootfan7882]

*Naaaaaaaaaaaaa*

[@normenopo82X]

1:53 a good soilder leaves a dirt bag behind 3 secs later: *procedes to walk backwards*

[@pogcentral9055]

1:25 “nobody’s getting replaced” *nek minnit* (Gets replaced)

[@EmailBacon]

Fire Watermelon stupid joke

[@walkmydog4]

stains are happening

[@xander_plush_adventures8042]

x3

[@edcola6671]

Straaaaaaaaange

[@amandabrown3897]

0:14 Andy: You saved the day again Woody! Woody: YOU ARE A STUPID LITTLE CHILD

[@tsg7official]

LOL.

[@linkin_animetions_official]

Oof

[@kevinmullins6411]

Stupid

[@CharlotteGamesMC]

😂

[@leftintheoxafire]

XD

[@miracoanimation]

Man, that "30 day free trial" joke is pure comedy gold One of the best jokes I have ever seen in a YTP

[@tffg139]

0:17 had me laughing

[@SerialDesignationN3071]

*_"¡¡¡YOU ARE A STUPID LITTLE CHILD!!!"_*

[@heavypupper1219]

8:26 Woody: Hey Buzz! You're flying! Buzz: This is isn't flying, this is *falling.* Edit: How the fuck did I get 400 likes?

[@robblequoffle8456]

Does The Look Unsure I loved that part

[@HildaRodriguez-ix6xi]

8:26

[@olegultra5672]

*oof*

[@AxlBrickman]

Woody: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

[@lobojulita2475]

Woody: AAAAAAHHHHH!!!

[@addyssy]

“ alright dirtbags execute Charlie” So funny 😂

[@sergeantmarcusstackerM1903]

Sarge been in Nam too long

[@desireemendoza6725]

a good soldier leaves a dirtbag behind!

[@22chiwi]

Thanks for the voice sarge, rip you magnificent bastard

[@judicatorhurayth1927]

Execute order charlie Soldier: it will be done my lord

[@haihai9022]

Charlie: Why do I hear boss music?

[@caleblikespasta5981]

7:37 “Don’t you get it!? I am wasted…” *laughs in wasted*

[@thelibyanplzcomeback]

I watched this YTP the week it came out. I can't believe it's been almost 5 years.

[@TheMythicRaiYT]

3:40 "Light Buzzyear sucks!" That line cracked me up. Like if they send a toy that has a digital voice box that hates itself.

[@Andrew53670]

Look don't worry about it, it's just a Steak

[@luisvillagomezhvggdggueii9918]

@@Andrew53670 well that steak is sitting your spot

[@antmangamer1536]

Umm excuse me?

[@theautisticcomedian]

Maybe he has low self-esteem. He even admits to being a racist ranger.

[@antmangamer1536]

I'm not a racist ranger

[@spazman2644]

I still can't believe I have watched Toy Story at least 50+ times and never got the pun "I'm just a couple of blocks away"

[@rulerzreachf4n72]

same

[@jaxsterminator8634]

Me neither!

[@mgraysonhay]

Wait, that is a pun? 😂

[@jaxsterminator8634]

mgraysonhay Pretty much.

[@ZemeckisTEN]

Spazman2 I’ve understood that pun for years. Not to sound like one of those pretentious smart asses.

[@slicedbread5409]

This video is amazing i have watched it every once in a while for the past 3 or 4 years now

[@CookBurger]

This was actually the first YTP i've seen and thanks to this I discovered the world of memes, I can't believe it's been 3 years already..

[@MogliStudios]

4:01 "i think the word you are searching for is racist ranger"

[@bromodragone8405]

"WHAT!?"

[@bogibogi1237]

MOGLI SQUAD it made me spit my drink

[@ps2abbachio137]

*Racist Ranger*

[@user-es4es7zt8s]

toy

[@lachelnderhund]

what filthyfrank might say

[@skulltronprimex9220]

8:00 Woody: *Take Care Of Andy For Me* Buzz: *Sheriff This No Time To Panic* Woody: *This Is A Perfect Time To Panic*

[@salvetrinidadmalijan6338]

👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻

[@C4S3Y_]

Skulltronprime X9 EPIC

[@07L14m]

Skulltronprime X9 Now let’s catch up to that truck

[@reddeath5791]

That actually could be a great joke in an actual movie and not just a great ytp

[@Gh0st9323]

8 minutes and 30 seconds of pure ART!

[@_pyrenees]

Funny and clean. We need more of these.

[@CarterCourtney]

7:32 I think you’ve had enough TEA! for today.

[@obnoxious-cackle]

My last name is Courtney too

[@jacobvanantwerp2001]

(Laughs) He yells the word "tea!" Lol!

[@jacobvanantwerp2001]

@Benjamin Fischer It’s the audio from his line "YOU ARE A *TOYYYYY!"*

[@Missingno_Miner]

Jar jar binks was about to go full secret sith lord on him for being wude

[@jacobvanantwerp2001]

@@Missingno_Miner I think you've had enough *TEA!* for today.

[@jadxn5878]

6:55 YOU ARE A toy! 7:32 i think you’ve had enough TEA!

[@mariannehillerman3389]

0:17 is the opposite lmao

[@TheOriginalScribbleStudios]

“Leave without me!” *shuffles over and picks him up* “A GOOD SOLDIER LEAVES A DIRTBAG BEHIND!” *sets him down and shuffles away in moonwalk*

[@Ghostseditzz]

4:22 that woody laugh:)

[@fallenhuman2081]

"I'm just a few blocks away..." Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

[@user-uw5sv8te4b]

Hehehehehehehehehehehehheheheheheheehehehehhehhhehehe

[@ianfinrir8724]

*Woody.exe has stopped*

[@penapvp2230]

Fallen human my reaction tbh

[@terrariadude-jx7xq]

Who else found that part disturbing?

[@Electricall03]

Sans

[@arbytv5139]

6:55 YOU! ARE! A! toy. That line cracks me up!

[@superygly]

3:56

[@Nikeminayas_lefttoenail]

Woody: OH COME ON YOU WANNA PEICE OF ME Woody: **punching** Buzz: squishes his hand NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA 6:42

[@Ryan-ib6dy]

6:47 Is that sound of squeaky toy

[@ThinkingSpotFriends]

Lion King lol. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Caitymmarie]

6:49 took me out 💀

[@SerialDesignationN3071]

*_''NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"_*

[@jstn5737]

_”Not a flying toy.”_ *flies anyway* STOP BREAKING THE 4TH WALL LIGHT

[@Pineapple7810]

That's now what breaking the 4th wall is

[@jstn5737]

I know that it isn’t the right way to use it

[@jstn5737]

It just for the joke

[@KeedGmaer]

JuiceTon that’s not how jokes work.

[@cryoraptora303tm2]

"I'm a racist ranger" *Insert woody hysterically laughing*

[@sunburnteggandstuff]

B A H

[@LegoPostPresidency]

Hahaha hahaha AH HA HAHAHAHAHA!! - WOODY

[@Jesus4life_39]

🤣🤣

[@horrormatrix9080]

5:54 Woody: literally commits attempted-first-degree murder also woody: you don't think I meant to knock buzz out da window do u?

[@DimitriyMykhaylovDisneyFan]

1:00 Always Cracks Me Up! 😆

[@robobird3383]

"I protect Zurg from the threat of the galactic Alliance, sworn enemy of Mrs. Nesbitt!"

[@ootfan7882]

Demo_dee lol

[@tinymarkipler2yeaaboi153]

Demo_dee LAW

[@tinymarkipler2yeaaboi153]

Demo_dee I SUBBED