[YTP] Rise of Darth Sand

[@battleupsaber462]

Obi-Wan doesn't need to be on the high ground, the high ground just needs to exist within the battle; Obi-Wan knows that when he has the low ground, he really has the high ground, from a certain point of view; Look at his battle record: Maul: Has low ground, wins Dooku: No high ground, loses Dooku rematch: No high ground, loses Grevious: Has low ground, wins Vader: Has high ground, wins Vader rematch: No high ground, loses Obi-Wan with the high/low ground is canonically the most powerful Jedi. This is fact. Had Yoda not denied his request to battle The Senate with typical Jedi arrogance, Obi-Wan could have defeated Palpatine in the Senate building, which housed a variety of different altitudes; this was designed so that the Chancellor could always have the moral high ground in political debates. But Obi-wan didn't fight The Senate, and Yoda soon learned that you can't cleave the Sheev in a normal 1v1. Yoda is shorter than virtually every other fighter, which gives him a permanent low-ground disadvantage; however, his saber-fighting style utilizes a flipping-heavy technique in order to negate this weakness for a temporary window. You'll notice that, as he falls from the central podium in The Senate's building, he immediately retreats, knowing that he can never hold the high ground in this duel. You'll also notice that, while training Luke, he rides on him like a mount, to gain the intellectual high ground and accelerate Luke's training. Obi-Wan's defensive Form III lightsaber style synergizes with his careful military maneuvers; as he only strikes when prepared, he can always hold the strategic high ground. You'll come to realize that Commander Cody's artillery strike failed against Obi-Wan, when hundreds of Jedi were killed in similar attacks. Cody failed to grasp the strategic situation, as the Jedi Master's elevation was superior to his by hundreds of meters, making him virtually unkillable. Had Cody taken his time and engaged the Jedi on even terrain, he could have possibly succeeded. Obi-Wan then retreated under the surface of the lake, so that he could maintain the topographical low/high ground. In RotS, you'll notice that all the Jedi killed were on level ground with the clones, thereby assuring their demise. As we all know, spinning is a good trick. However, only the Chosen one can spin outside of a starfighter. Palpatine tried spinning, but he lost due to this technique (but this was intentional, as losing gave him the emotional high ground when Anakin arrived). The reason for this is that spinning provides a yin-yang approach to combat (based in Eastern philosophy on balance), giving the spinner the high ground from above and below. Only the Chosen One can master the spin, as it is their destiny to maintain balance in the universe. This is why Obi-Wan was so emotional after defeating Vader on Mustafar; he expected to lose the high ground to the spin, but Anakin fell to the dark side and could no longer use his signature trick, becoming the very thing he swore to destroy. Anakin doesn't hate sand for the reasons he told Padme; all Jedi hate sand, as the battlefield can rapidly change between low and high ground on multiple vectors, so your perspective must be from a certain three-dimensional point of view in order to comprehend who holds the high ground. This is the only reason why Obi-Wan killed Maul in Rebels. This is also why Obi-Wan hates flying; there is no gravity in space, therefore there is no high or low ground from any frame of reference (This also negates the spinning trick). It took the Tusken Raiders years of conflict against Old Ben Kenobi to grasp his superiority in terrain advantage, as you see them visibly flee in ANH when they realize he holds the low (inverse-high) ground. Additionally, Obi-Wan's victory in the cantina against the drunkard was assured, as he held the temperamental high ground, his actions more calculated and well-thought than the alcoholic, who was so uncivilized. In ANH, Vader proves his newfound mastery by engaging Obi on perfectly even ground. However, Obi-Wan intentionally sacrifices himself on the Death Star, so that he could train Luke from a higher plane of existence, thereby giving him the metaphysical high ground. Why was Vader so invested in the construction and maintenance of the Death Star? Because he knows Obi-wan can't have the high ground if there's no ground left. As seen through the events of the Clone Wars, Obi-Wan was known to be on friendly terms with Senator Organa, whose homeworld held large quantities of mountainous terrain, the perfect habitat for a Jedi Master. Grand Moff Tarkin was already in position to destroy Alderaan as a first target, as the distance from Scarif to Alderaan was too vast to reach between the escape and recapture of the Tantive IV, even at 1.0 lightspeed. Alderaan had been the initial target all along, as Obi-Wan with the high ground was the primary threat to the Death Star. How? Because a moon-sized space station would have some form of gravitational pull, thereby negating Obi-Wan's zero-gravity weakness; Obi-Wan with the perpetual high-ground in a low-orbit starfighter would easily be able to fire proton torpedoes through a ventilation shaft, although the Empire was uncertain of the specific weakness of the Death Star planned by Galen Erso (who was a good friend). In Return of the Jedi, you can see that the Throne Room contains a variety of different altitudes; Palpatine placed these there to ensure Vader's defeat. However, Sheev failed to realize that his weakness was no ground, and should have covered that useless gaping pit which does nothing. A common misconception is the idea of a 'prostrate position' version of the high ground, wherein Obi-Wan lies flat on his back, giving him tactical superiority from his point of view. However, this strategy is futile, as for the high ground to come into effect, there must be a differential between parties on both the x-axis and y-axis to a moderately significant variation from both absolutes (Angles only a Sith would deal in.). For Obi-Wan's high ground powers to have full effect, he must stand between 15 and 75 degrees (π/12 to 5π/12 radians) diagonal from his opponent(s) on any quadrant of the trigonometric circle. In conclusion, Obi-wan abuses spatial relativity and Taoist doctrine in order to always invoke his high-ground powers. Edit: FYI, this is a copypasta i found on r/prequelmemes.

[@curtr.5792]

BattleUp Saber I did not come here expecting an article, but damn this is awesome

[@ProfessorT_]

BattleUp Saber This was one of the most logical arguments I've seen on any topic. You made a better case for Obi-wan's tactical positioning than an evolutionist for why their theory works. Good job

[@wolfwarlordjake8992]

Thank you for enlightening me.

[@thepotatoproductions6331]

This should literally be an official Wookiepedia page.

[@xhul]

What the fuck.

[@nachobeloqui3107]

"There's no war here, Unless there's war Here" *He's not wrong*

[@leaqwa4812]

Vladimir Lenin hi Lenin

[@Salem-1610]

Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

[@EdiValentin]

@@Salem-1610 umm...yeah? Is that so xD

[@felipecosta-kv2fx]

"Ten thousand level! Ten battletroids, they're on steroids! 😣"

[@Salem-1610]

@@felipecosta-kv2fx "We are being held hostage."

[@JongoPhett]

"10,000th level, 10 battledroids. They are on steroids"

[@akiwiwithaface8911]

Jongo Phett bro I love your vids

[@oren5332]

Jongo Phett hi

[@eck-kv1bu]

Jongo Phett What Did you Say?

[@JongoPhett]

Lord of Derp Oh I don't Think so...

[@justhere56]

Jongo Phett I understand. Goodbye.

[@mikegordey2163]

“We are being held hostage. Ten thousandth level. Ten battle droids. They on steroids.” “I understand” *leaves*

[@johnapple6646]

Goodbye

[@bz10t-pose62]

I was your 666th like

[@johnapple6646]

@@bz10t-pose62 hello there

[@speci4lforce]

@John Apple General Kenobi!

[@okadzz7905]

"Theres no war here....unless theres war here"

[@thecringekid5744]

Winduu: "Take a seat, chancellor." Palpatine: *takes seat* Palpatine right after: "No" Palpatine: *stands up*

[@Kat-fq1dh]

I LOST IT

[@hobomike6935]

9:22 the avengers are relentless...if they are not all destroyed, it will be.... _civil war._

[@notmyrealname5268]

@@hobomike6935 Lol I didn't catch that. Awesome!

[@JackOW3]

Young senate

[@ravonbox6050]

What did you say

[@endermeap6488]

“Don’t continue to be a pawn of the jedi council. Be a pawn of the dark side.” That actually sums up anakin’s backstory pretty well

[@sand3252]

Also sand

[@Alex-uq1el]

@@sand3252 I don't like you, Sand. You're coarse, rough, irritating, and you get everywhere.

[@KUCINGCUKING_3768]

"What did you say? "

[@blankpage9277]

@@KUCINGCUKING_3768 "Sand."

[@Silas_Part_1]

@@blankpage9277 What did you say?

[@JongoPhett]

" *I Am Sam I am, Do you like green eggs and ham?* "

[@optillian4182]

Jongo Phett no

[@halopro8958]

*sits down* No! *stands back up*

[@protectme4278]

*N O*

[@monteroronald1102]

Jongo Phett "NO"

[@evileye9431]

Jongo Phett b

[@enoua5222]

"Last time I trusted someone, I lost an eye" *has two eyes*

[@mauriciojorgeyattah8871]

ctually symbolic since that means he never trusted someone

[@enoua5222]

@@mauriciojorgeyattah8871 that's what I was thinking too

[@NightcrawlerNC]

Or it’s just an avengers reference

[@captainnomekop5056]

Or maybe he had three eyes before.

[@xboxonevideos7685]

What did u say

[@ethanwalters7741]

Replacing the word "me" whenever anakin says it with the angrier version of the same word is just one of the things that makes this series so masterful

[@adrian16281]

Also the fact that anakin responds with "what did you say?" to everything

[@Rando_Shyte]

For me, it's the replacing kill with kick that really kicks me in my sleep

[@TheSilvershadow200]

Don't forget all of Palpatine's "no" with "nough". 2:40

[@EnduringFoliage]

That and palatine's nOH

[@legitbeans9078]

Anakin, the jedi ARE DOGS

[@kryoruleroftheninthcircleo4151]

“Become my apprentice.” “Whatever…” *G O O O O O O O D D D !*

[@KobaLenk]

Just help me to make sand😟

[@thegaminghuman6699]

What did you say?

[@Fallenking223]

“There is much confusion which clouds your confusion”

[@Korgano]

Students: “Will this be on the test?” Professor: “If one is to understand the great mystery, one must study the great mystery.”

[@u.v.s.5583]

In order to pass the test, one must pass the test. By the way, none shall pass.

[@Ethan-hk8se]

Student: “I’m gonna cheat this test.” Teacher: “Of course, you should.”

[@max-mg7gk]

"In order to be a complete and wise leader you must be a complete and wise leader"- some teacher

[@hobomike6935]

@@Ethan-hk8se "but you do know, don't you? if you attempt to cheat me, any chance of saving your grade....would be lost"

[@theocean1973]

I love how Palpatine just trolls Anakin with tautologies and riddles and then makes a noise like “ehfehfehfehfEHEHEHEHEH.”

[@noahfortner2]

"I have been trained in your Jedi arts by Willy Wonka's father!" Well, he's not wrong.

[@Allen1350]

Do you have an appointment?

[@kiwitowel]

What did you say?

[@space_artist_4real138]

Thanks!

[@mushroomhead3619]

Could be worse, could have been taught by Count Dracula!

[@pheonixstormcloak4606]

Mushroom Head worse, he was trained by cockblockula!

[@mitchellhayward6492]

6:04. I never knew that Ian McDiarmid reading Dr. Seuss in his Emperor voice was something I needed.

[@supernovatv9514]

“He’s a _troll_ and he has _warts!_ He’s too _dangerous_ to be _dangerous!”_

[@ryanm.8720]

AlpacaHawk seems to enjoy using the word "troll" when the word "sadist" would fit better. *Obi-Wan:* I'm hit (by buzz droids)! Anakin, they're all trolls! *Palpatine:* Anakin, the Jedi Council are trolls. *John Harrison:* Alexander Marcus used my pengwings to control me. ...Marcus is a troll!

[@Jacobi.G]

Palpy: **stands up** Windu: “Take a seat, chancellor...” Palpy: **sits down** “NO!” **stands back up**

[@darthvader8641]

Maybe you can’t count but there are four of us and one of you So get some more guys and then it will be an even fight A Sith Lord?

[@hashira1105]

What kind of cringy name is palpy

[@darthvader8641]

I hate jumpers

[@SSaNNEE100]

epic stefan Palpy, papa palpa, palpi-boiii. Here’s some examples or cringe names for mastermind pulputine :3

[@SmashSSL]

Palpitoad

[@dickgori2623]

"Don't be a pawn of the jedi council! Be a pawn of the dark side" Sums up Anakin's character from start to finish

[@frostycane5134]

Dick Gori HAHAHAHA

[@norwegionaire]

What did you say?

[@wabaduba2860]

@@norwegionaire are you going to kill me?

[@norwegionaire]

@@wabaduba2860 I would certainly like to.

[@wabaduba2860]

@@norwegionaire dew it

[@mdynthr173]

"The AVENGERS are relentless, if they're not whole destroyed, there will be CIVIL WARS." Genius writing there.

[@Profile__1]

I love how in this series of YTPs, Anakin is hard of hearing and everyone has to tell him things more than once.

[@evelynlonely]

What did you say?

[@phoney4258]

This is where the fun begins I love how in this series of YTPs, Anakin is hard of hearing and everyone has to tell him things more than once.

[@evelynlonely]

Phoney What did you say?

[@levijones7012]

@@evelynlonely Anakin, the Chancellor is evil!

[@krispybakon6246]

Levi Jones ?

[@tsuaririndoku]

“Its over, I dont have the high ground” -Obi Wan Kenobi

[@humanbeingwithinternet4031]

That's what he gets for using the high ground

[@Tuitaye]

Well, he isn’t wrong, he has lost

[@lilililixlililili2554]

Yes master it is over

[@GJBFAH]

ail wa wa wa wa wa wa a a a a a a a a a

[@generalgrievous2165]

I was rotf

[@matthewbrodnitz1047]

Palpatine: "Don't continue to be a pawn of the Jedi Council! Be a pawn of the Dark Side...." At least he's being more honest here.

[@halopro8958]

One of the basic story points of Episode 3

[@scottcarter8864]

"If you wish to become a complete and wise leader, you must become a complete and wise leader." Palpatine is so wise.

[@iantaggart3064]

And complete.

[@TheSilvershadow200]

And a leader.

[@generalgrievous2165]

and a palpatine

[@Crimcomet]

He truly is the apprentice of Darth Plagueis the wise

[@Sylver-tf7kg]

Darth Plagueis the complete.

[@xxlCortez]

"Become my apprentice." "Whatever." *GOOOOD*

[@JMB_Knight]

“Just help me make sand...”

[@GreatNorthernUnofficialChannel]

*What did you say?*

[@DaThings]

Another one bites the sand.

[@khorps4756]

TRIGGERED

[@ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes45]

DaThings1 GET ME A SANDWICH!

[@kaoticgamer1404]

What did you say

[@venommagnus]

It's Rough And Irritating, And It Gets Everwhere

[@valveleonard]

DaThings1 eww

[@shawnmchaa721]

I loved how mace windu just waited for everyone to die.

[@TheWunWhiteWolf]

Shawn MCHAA I am Sam-I-am. Do you like green eggs and ham?

[@shawnmchaa721]

The White Wolf no

[@shawnmchaa721]

The White Wolf lol

[@NecroDetonadosBR]

THe best part is: It's actual movie canon.

[@TheWunWhiteWolf]

Shawn MCHAA *Stands up*

[@TheBenjaman]

"Last time I trusted someone I lost an eye" Still has both eyes

[@dunkleham]

the lesson? trust no one

[@tewes_]

Didn't say it was his

[@mjkalasky2775]

He'd dumb, as stated by Obi Wan, remember?

[@Samuel-vw4yv]

One might be a prosthetic eye

[@niccones]

@José Gonzalo Paz Peña LMAO

[@lukeybear8756]

Anakin: “I need him!” Windu: “I don’t give a damn!”

[@aronsmith3417]

music: I THREW IT ON THE GROUND

[@thorshammer7883]

"Kill me... please!"

[@ScoutTrooperTK]

@@thorshammer7883 Dew it

[@jacksonirving5801]

I am Sam I am Do you like green eggs and ham?

[@chadbot0129]

Palpatine: I have the power to kill the ones you love! Let him kill me! Windu: Don't listen to him Anakin!

[@Hoffy1138]

"You fool! I've been trained in your jedi arts by Willy Wonka's father!"

[@Matihood1]

So that's what he said!

[@animeisacurse8840]

@@Matihood1 He's portrayed by the same actor as Count Dooku, that's why

[@otakumartin4085]

That makes sense! That’s confused me since I first watched this

[@ohwhen7814]

It’s foolth btw

[@reng.2588]

HAHAHAHAHABAHAHAHAHHHABAGAGABGAGAVAVAVAVVAVA ABAGBBAVAGAGAGGAGAGAGAGAGGAGAGAGAGGAVAHA AHAHABAVABABVABAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

[@XentinelSB]

"I have been trained in your Jedi arts by Willy Wonka's Father" LMAO XD That got me

[@seekingabsolution1907]

Oh, thats what he was saying? I couldn't tell.

[@TF2Scout..]

Lel

[@philippaul6039]

I don't think that's what he was saying lol

[@Railfan105.]

@@philippaul6039 actually that was! Sir Christopher Lee (count dooku) once played Willy Wonka's father in the reboot.

[@Delete240]

@@philippaul6039 he was

[@wave6604]

4:16 *opens general grievous armor flaps* “hEllo tHere ;}” That got me good outta no where

[@theocean1973]

Obiwan is always unexpectedly cheerful because he’s dRUnk from the PUb!

[@aronsmith3417]

*repeatedly slaps*

[@edgarrodriguez2764]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) hEllo tHere

[@alexperson4503]

The first time i watched this and that happened, I basically fell off my chair laughing

[@Ramen_Zombie]

10:00 "Oh, and I think you'll be needing this." **Blasts Obi-Wan** "It's over, I don't have the high ground!"

[@alexperson4503]

"Cmon. When have I ever let you down?"

[@ofooda]

He did

[@emircan7569]

Probably the best line i ever heard before the kill

[@kitgusto2390]

@@emircan7569He stole that joke from my ytp

[@obiwankenobi7857]

YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO DESTROY THE SAND NOT BECOME ONE BRING BALANCE TO THE BEACH NOT LEAVE IT IN SANDINESS

[@JayC33221]

😑

[@cranjismcbasketball249]

“What did you say???”

[@compactdisc.mp3]

Anakin Skywalker sand

[@firstrateduelist4377]

Obi Wan Kenobi “Younglings, or get kicked?”

[@atocanboi409]

@@JayC33221 d'hyou ever hear the tragedy of Darth Tragedis the Wise?

[@casualviewer6391]

The quest to wipe the gunk off the sink is truly the underrated plot thread of the Star Wars prequels 9:30

[@Joe_Prinzo]

"Become my apprentice." "Whatever." "G O O O D."

[@thunderspark1536]

Just help me make snad.

[@theburningman5047]

What did you say?

[@jeidough]

“There’s no war here unless there’s war here,” remember that kids

[@SumThingFawful]

The Spiked Runner He's too dangerous to be dangerous -Samuel Jackson

[@AquaticMessiah]

"There is no war in Ba-Sing-Se."

[@R3tr0v1ru5]

10,000th level... 10 Battle Droids.

[@maxthepaladin2147]

If one wants to uncover the great mystery, one must study the great mystery

[@oscarsigfridsson7129]

Retrovirus they are on streoids

[@Vanexelfan3137]

“He’s too dangerous to be dangerous.” - Somehow this makes perfect sense.

[@Retribution5618]

9:31 "After you kick all the Jedi at the temple, go to the Mufasa system and wipe the gunk of the sink. Only then will you be strong enough with the dark side." THIS IS TOO FUNNI I SWEAR 🤣

[@a_fine_edition2746]

“If one is to understand the great mystery, one must study the great mystery.” -Sheev Palpatine, 2017

[@sparrow4852]

A_FINE_EDITION Then you will learn the infinite mystery that is the infinite mystery to create infinite sand. Infinitely. For Infinity.

[@Freeproceeds]

He's not wrong

[@theocean1973]

“Lip smack smack, smacksmacksmacksmacksmack mm. mm. *MM.* “

[@atocanboi409]

hello there

[@G59forlife.]

66 likes *Laughs in sith lord*

[@The_Admiral5]

*"Learn to know the Dark Side of the Force and you will be able to create sand."* Loved that line! xD

[@eck-kv1bu]

What Did You Say?

[@tosto2428]

The Admiral what did you say?

[@eck-kv1bu]

TO STO What Did you Say?

[@dotaky]

What did you say?

[@ltb1345]

*W H A T D I D Y O U S A Y ?*

[@henrylawrence8562]

Disney: * buys lucasfilm* Disney: * sees this* Disney: This is canon now

[@perseuslove1335]

Basically. 😂😂

[@lordcomix8118]

Better than the sequels

[@clover266]

Duh

[@gabrielgrajales5834]

HAHAHAHAHAHA

[@theuniverselovesme1529]

What is canon?

[@znaj7335]

"You foof, I've been trained in your jedi arts by Willy Wonka's father" - Asthma robot

[@IzakD8]

“We are being held hostage” “I understand, goodbye” 😂😂

[@legitbeans9078]

😒

[@BoyCatConzie]

@@legitbeans9078best pfp ever

[@legitbeans9078]

@@BoyCatConzie Right?

[@WilliamZally]

“He must stand trial” “No” “He must live” “No” “I need him” “I don’t give a damn” I laughed so hard 😂

[@SkippertheBart]

Liam Zally Way too well done.

[@garatenadialga6886]

he's a toad and he has woarts

[@garatenadialga6886]

ENOTH IS ENOTH I HAVE HAD IT WITH THEASE sith ON THE sinnit

[@RaidriarTheRadicalKing]

What did you say?

[@deloreanskywalker3089]

He must sand trial

[@CloneTrooperCT5555]

palpatine: *stands up* Mace windu: take a seat chancellor Palpatine: *sits back down*

[@jonathansefcik473]

NEEOOOOH

[@ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes45]

*stands back up*

[@CloneTrooperCT5555]

Ninja Briefs the Saiyan *jumps and spins* AAAARRRGGGHHH

[@RaidriarTheRadicalKing]

A sith lord?

[@CloneTrooperCT5555]

PISS what did you say?

[@ozanavar3460]

“There is no war here, unless there is war here “ -Sauron’s Mouth, 2018

[@Gideon_the_Seraph]

"There is no war here, unless there is war here."

[@strangejune]

He’s not wrong.

[@blackheartedbronymerc7209]

@@strangejune can't argue with that

[@wabaduba2860]

Ten thousandth level, ten battle droids, they're on steroids, we are being held hostage

[@nickhatz5156]

Harvard wants to know your location

[@libzbond]

"10 Million battle droids on steriods"

[@Austar7]

Anakin: "You can't!" Windu: "THE PUBLIC IS IN DANGER!! WE ARE TALKING ABOUT THE GREATER GOOD!!!"

[@konradfabiszewski1490]

ANAKIN. WHERE IS MY SUPER SUIT

[@iAmScope2]

0:41 “There’s no war here, unless there’s war here.” SO INTELLIGENT

[@NightFuryFan150]

“With your kind permission, I would like to use your younglings as warriors as I walk General Grievous.” “No.” “I shall like a drink.” “No.” “I shall like some fuel.” “No.” “Tell your people to fuel my ship or I will destroy your city and kill your people.”

[@Daniel_Huffman]

*(Beat)*

[@lowgunfire2671]

"There's no war here. Unless there's war here."

[@norwegionaire]

Ten thousandth level. Ten battle droids. They are on steroids

[@ilikepigeons6101]

I thought he said "tell your people to *feel my shit* "

[@jacksonkempen236]

@Bilal Khalid The guy from Utapu saying no is so funny to me for some reason.

[@a_fine_edition2746]

“After you’ve kicked all the Jedi in the temple, go to the Mufasa system. Wipe the gunk off the sink.” -Sheev Palpatine, 2017

[@zaymorgan2004]

this is like my favorite part lol

[@FlyingV555]

Only then will you be strong enough with the dark side. The Sith rule.

[@bowseryoutuber3881]

9:31 for time stamp.

[@ScoutTrooperTK]

The Sith ruuule

[@jessewhite7423]

Wait his name is Sheev

[@midass8274]

“I am Sam I am “ “Do you like green eggs and ham?” “No”

[@lore7070]

Copying jongofett what a loser

[@rufousthefox9766]

Take a seat, Chancellor.

[@dillonc7955]

@@rufousthefox9766 *sits down* NO *stands back up*

[@rufousthefox9766]

Maybe you can't count, but there's FOUR of us and ONE of you.

[@kencarsonfan765]

Do you like green eggs and ham

[@sethmoss8671]

8:04 Anakin: Greater good? I am the Chosen One who will bring balance to the force. I'm the greatest good you're all gonna get.

[@JaseAnimates]

For god's sake Anakin, get a damn hearing aid!

[@alexburke853]

KeeperOfPork what did you say?

[@idonthaveabritishaccent1960]

?yas uoy did tahW

[@shaqualletamale7291]

I can't think of a name 😂😂😂👌

[@Vesporeon]

KeeperOfPork Don't continue to be a pawn of the Jedi council, Be a pawn of the Dark Side.

[@Vesporeon]

Jdsman 31899 Wait in the council chambers until we end the Chancellor

[@ivrsxx]

Anakin: I think Chancellor is a sith Lord Mace: a sith LORD? Anakin: Yes the one we are looking for Mace: 10 bucks says your wrong

[@barzalonerboyy]

To be fair, I’m surprised Windu didn’t say anything close to Samuel L Jackson in these movies

[@brutalblizz]

*credits

[@thorshammer7883]

And he wasn't wrong looks like Windu owes him 10 bucks now or did before his hand came off.

[@bowseryoutuber3881]

5:07 for time stamp.

[@ScoutTrooperTK]

I could've sworn he said "Tin book says you're wrong"

[@Ms_Fortunes]

"He is a troll and he has warts! He's to dangerous to be dangerous!"

[@TheMightyBean321]

Took me a while to realize that Windu is getting directly hit by ligthning while they are arguing about who the traitor is at 7:35 lmao

[@Edgar-Abito]

I think for that reason thats the best part of this ytp😂😂its so hilarious

[@Generic-usernam3]

@@Edgar-Abito the real best part is that was the actual scene/dialogue from the movie

[@edelgrane9375]

- take a sit, chancellor. *palpatine sits* - nah *palpatine stands up*

[@ReaperD6]

"There's no war here... Unless there's war here" ~Some alien creature

[@blankpage9277]

People die if they are killed.

[@Uchiha-fi4ij]

Tion Medon because I'm a nerd

[@roscommon-]

he is a pau'an

[@PrimeGamator]

UNLIMITED PAU'AAAAAAAAN

[@LolaMendoza2000]

He was Tion Medon, Port Administrator of Pau City, Utapau's capital.

[@afrosuede7836]

I love how Samuel L. Jackson's lines from every movie fit into every other movie lol

[@spamsingles5948]

Cheesycurve 54 What about cell?

[@eck-kv1bu]

Spam singles What did you Say?

[@echo2121]

I was literally just watching every Avengers and Captain America movie in order, so I know every scene these lines are from.

[@eck-kv1bu]

THE PUBLIC IS IN DANGER!

[@afrosuede7836]

13eck 101 YOU TELL ME WHERE MY SUIT IS WOMAN! WE ARE TALKING ABOUT THE GREATER GOOD!

[@adam_g.]

"Do you like green eggs and ham?" "No." "Take a seat, Chancellor."

[@xmarksthespot1372]

Chancellor seats himself *A second later* Chancellor: No!

[@MrDox90]

"If one is to understand the great mystery, one must study the great mystery. If you wish to become a complete and wise leader, you must become and wise leader." Such wise words, roflmao.

[@xtoxiicness3908]

What did you say?

[@thorshammer7883]

Falling "Enough is enough! I had it with these Sith on the Senate!"

[@theromuluanhunter6976]

0:40. There's no war here, unless there's war here. Ten thousandth level. Ten battle droids. They're on steroids.

[@theromuluanhunter6976]

6:06. I am Sam I am. Do you like green eggs and ham?

[@theromuluanhunter6976]

9:36. Wipe the gunk off the sink. What do I look like, your house maid??!!

[@Turbulation1]

10 Droids on steroids is more powerful then thousands of battle droids

[@wabaduba2860]

"We are being held hostage"

[@Kamarov]

@@theromuluanhunter6976 No because it's green

[@persondotexe415]

In the name of the Avengers, you're under arrest, Chancellor. Are you threatening me, Master Jedi? I know who you are. I know what you are. I am Sam, I am. Do you like green eggs and ham? No *Palpatine stands up* Take a seat, Chancellor. *Palpatine sits down* No *Palpatine stands back up*

[@BlueboiiiTheNerd]

Maybe you can't count. There are four of us and one of you.

[@theocean1973]

I mean, Palpatine IS a dangerous troll!

[@sulphurous2656]

So get some more guys and then it will be an even fight!

[@MeloKing]

Lol best lines ever

[@ItsOver1237]

A sith lord

[@didimean]

I avoided YTP's forever because I thought they were just crappy mashups poorly edited together... But now I see what they are when a master puts them together. Amazing.

[@lukamijic4335]

I love how Mace Windu is still speaking while getting electrocuted, and Anakin is like: dafuq? XD

[@xG_MANx]

Sandor Clegane That scene cracked me up! lol

[@lukamijic4335]

HE IS THE TRAITOR ARRRRGHHHHHH!

[@s02mb]

"It's over! I don't have the high ground!" Well played.

[@ChristianMaracleOFFICIAL]

What did you say?

[@eck-kv1bu]

What Did you Say?

[@dotaky]

WHAT DID U SAY?!

[@rustkarl]

I have the high... kicks him for 3 seconds of airtime in the higher ground

[@luismontes6872]

Urejo HS tell that to kanjiklub

[@ninjaked1265]

If Palpatine named Anakin “Darth Sand” Anakin would’ve killed him on the spot lol

[@treemannick2969]

yes

[@darklord4878]

What did you say?

[@绕建凯]

@@MetalRaydown Take a *seat*

[@onetrucksizedsalmon2962]

Darth Dnas the rough and coarse.

[@MechanicalMarketer253]

“How can you do this? This is outrageous. It’s unfair.”

[@rodriguezfamily767]

6:35 he was so frightened it took him 3 lives to regain his consciousness

[@Ollyatlas]

If he didn't hold back with force roar

[@prank1304]

"Dont be a pawn of the jedi council! Be a pawn of the dark side!" -Palpatine 2017

[@dotaky]

What did you say?

[@sh7dowmustdie]

Pranksta 101 *2005

[@gageoverton9184]

“He’s too dangerous to be dangerous!” That’s a whole new kind of dangerous. Shame that Chancellor Dew It wasn’t stopped there.

[@keatongrafton673]

I have had it with these sith on this senate!

[@starwarsfan_1206]

Wait u actually paid attention to the opening

[@sarahcarter5096]

“Wipe the gunk off the sink, only then will you be strong enough with the dark side”

[@samfranco4641]

When you don‘t want to do your chores and you just got a new apprentice to do them for you.

[@finnvaneekelen7740]

Sarah Carter the Sith rule!

[@vipwanrinkle6439]

“After you kick all the Jedi in the temple go to the mufasa system and wipe the gunk off the sink” I have not laughed so hard in a long time

[@joshwhitworth7355]

“Your confusion clouds your confusion” - Mice Wandu, Jedi Master

[@cinamon_bagel7985]

Mice windu

[@dillonc7955]

"What did you say?"

[@rey-me2no]

Dis joke right?

[@pegrat]

- Mice Wandu, Dog master

[@jangoboi4119]

Lol mice wandu

[@danielloader3351]

"He's a troll and he has warts, he's too dangerous to be dangerous" truly convincing argument

[@GhostLeviathan_]

Lmao

[@GreatNorthernUnofficialChannel]

*What did you say?*

[@wosh253]

he must stand trial

[@Synful277]

@@wosh253 no

[@thebombspayloadisexposed]

@@Synful277 He must live

[@macewindu3492]

"I neeeed him!" "I don't give a damn!"

[@sugdolomar]

You had one job Windu....ONE JOB!

[@DerrickAJacksonjr]

Mace Windu 😂😂😂😂😂

[@griffingower1883]

Master Windu you have failed for the first and final time

[@JayC33221]

🤔

[@Lanefrost37]

Sorry I was to busy to help

[@riovidyatmaka]

"Anakin, the jedi ARE dogs" -The Senate

[@sethyoung9792]

"Wait in the council chambers until we END the chancellor." "What did you say?" "Wait in the council chambers until we return." slick...

[@ausar1100]

If i understood it right, he said "until we are IN the chancellor" :D

[@Howlingburd19]

Seth Young "Just get me a turkey club- coleslaw I guess, I'm not evens gonna eat it. What are you getting? You see, I always order the wrong thing- oh, Cherry Coke. Thanks."

[@ltnagle2492]

Seth Young What did you say?

[@ericguenov9982]

wHaT Did YoU SaY

[@ygorschuma3059]

4:30 *Kicks Grievous's leg" "Ahhhh" *Kicks* *Kicks* *Kicks* *"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"*

[@stefanomalak6326]

How it feels to chew 5 *AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH*

[@derek___gomez]

Stefano Malak stimulate the high ground

[@toxin18gamingairsoft89]

I spin on my chair and hit my leg of t table

[@stefanomalak6326]

JUECE18 TM *I am sorry for your loss

[@sciblastofficial9833]

(gets thrown off) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooo-

[@iforgot87872]

“Take a seat, Chancellor” lmao.

[@Ieva_Leonardo]

No!

[@cartercravillion]

Stands back up

[@KevinIsNice6984]

No. *stands up*

[@pepster3864]

Maybe you can’t count. There are four of us and one of you

[@brodybazzini6729]

"Where was Gondor when the Westfold fell?"

[@giggityguy]

"Kill me, please!" Oh hey, he's seen Rise of Skywalker already

[@illholdyouclose]

"There's no war here, unless there's war here" *HmMM, THe fLOoR HerE Is maDE OuT oF FLOor*

[@gamingwithengi]

floor is not made out of floor its made out of materials

[@MrCrazyToad]

The war here is made out of war

[@lavistalimited4747]

So the only thing you can tell me is that I will find Jabba at Jabba's Palace?

[@NathanGallegos-pj6sw]

10,000 level 10 battledroids

[@EnemyWasp]

There’s no senate here, unless there’s senate here.

[@nuggs4306]

I love how alpaca Realized that the “hello there” quote was too perfect to be altered

[@halfdbsr3454]

"If one is to understand the great mystery, one must study the great mystery. If you wish to become a complete and wise leader, you must become a complete and wise leader." -Chancellor Palpatine

[@GalakStari]

"He's too dangerous to be dangerous!"

[@eck-kv1bu]

"There's no war here. Unless there's war here"

[@dennistheconstitutionalpea6174]

Sounds reasonable.

[@USERNOTFOUND-wi5pr]

So wise

[@booker_david]

*Obi-wan stands 1 cm above his opponent* Obi-wan: It's over, I have the high ground

[@n3onf0x]

Few moments later: It's over! I don't have the high ground!

[@manpersonthehuman2681]

He brings a step ladder, and he gets an instant win

[@thepotatoproductions6331]

I love how you can make hilarious videos without them being super dirty. thank you, AlpacaHawk

[@khorps4756]

THE ISSUE IS YOUR TISSUE

[@josiahstankus4193]

Khorps T H A T I S N O T T H E I S S U E

[@SS_Joker_88-18]

hey potatoman, what did you mean by that?

[@davesgotacamera1126]

W H A T D I D Y O U S A Y ?

[@zulioner7880]

its over! i have the high ground!

[@SolarFluxation]

5:28 missed opportunity to have him say "if what you told me is true, you will have earned my 10 bucks"

[@willlux7743]

I wish 🤣🤣

[@thealiencommunicator]

"there's no war here, unless there's war here."

[@johndanieljavier1811]

"Good bye"

[@lssjbryan5475]

thealiencommunicator ii

[@jeezed2950]

What did you say?

[@eck-kv1bu]

"10,000th Level. 10 Battle Droids! They're on Steroids"

[@seconds4788]

*Palpatine stands up* Windu: Take a seat chancellor. *Palpatine sits back down* Palpatine: Naw! *Stands back up* WATCH OUT WE GOT A REBEL OVER HERE!!!

[@barbaro267]

Doesn't he murder rebels though?

[@dellconagher2298]

Yes. .SeS.

[@dotaky]

What rid you say?

[@eck-kv1bu]

"It's Treason then"

[@makimahater911]

"I've been trained in your jedi arts by Willy Wonka's father." -Grevious

[@blackheartedbronymerc7209]

That's what he saying thanks I had no idea what he saying before

[@UraniumReaperActual]

@@blackheartedbronymerc7209 same

[@ivan345smith5]

Because Willy Wonka’s father was played by Christopher Lee, who also played Count Dooku!

[@StressLevel100]

Copy paste

[@Mr.JoScope]

“ if one is to understand the great mystery, one must study the great mystery.” Unintentionally a very insightful line.

[@ryann45]

“Ten thousandth level, ten battle droids.” 😂

[@emperorpalpatine8540]

On steroids

[@berzerkisnotaqt1250]

‘They are on Steroids’

[@SapphicSaphira]

Well then ten level 10 battle droids on steroids Obi wan: now this is an avengers level threat

[@ScoutTrooperTK]

"We're being held hostage" "I understand" *enters ship and leaves*

[@HelloThere.....]

That shit made me laugh so hard 😂😂

[@kinofeliciano8927]

i shat my pants when the volume suddenly rose up

[@DarthSand66]

Kronk Zilla lol

[@johndanieljavier1811]

10 bucks says your wrong-Windu

[@madevich4784]

What did you say?

[@fj3633]

“Go to the mustafafa system and wipe the gunk off the sink” -Palps 2017

[@antbint]

Only then will you be strong enough with the dark side...

[@bep935]

*Mufasa

[@hypnotised-clover]

He clearly said mufasa

[@gavinf.7890]

FJ 1 he said the Mufasa system, a reference to the Lion King

[@croppersadventures2806]

Only after you’ve kicked all the Jedi in the temple...

[@rbmedia8798]

"wipe the gunk off the sink" -palpatine

[@VeeeeeryDisturbing]

"Don't be a pawn of the Jedi council." . . . . . . *BE A PAWN OF THE DARK SIDE*

[@jamlym4974]

What did you say?

[@elijahenriquez7885]

Jam Lym are you going to kill me?

[@dairbeag5302]

Life advice 102

[@danielwalton4544]

"Go to the Mufasa system, wipe the gunk off the sink. Only then will you be strong enough with the dark side." The Mufasa system really needs a fucking cleaner

[@thesupersonicstig]

D3Cod. Mustafar

[@danielwalton4544]

thesupersonicstig Noooo! Mustafar is in STAR Wars! This is SAND Wars!

[@dnmstarsi]

The Sith rule!

[@thesupersonicstig]

Robert Deffenbaugh They're

[@jamlym4974]

I guess that's how he got Mufasa's voice.

[@Will-vj9vt]

Mace Windex: “Take a seat, chancellor” Sheev Tangerine: *takes a seat* Also Pulpatine: “No!”

[@iantaggart3064]

Mace Windex?

[@Will-vj9vt]

@@iantaggart3064 Sheev Tangerine?

[@az1202]

@@Will-vj9vt pulpatine?

[@ASuspiciousCrab]

Anakiwi Skywatercress

[@hobomike6935]

"Or, should I call you: Darth Idiot?" "Or, should I call you: Darth Arthur?" "Or, should I call you: *Darth Darthius?"*

[@TheWin9User]

So it seems AlpacaHawk did not dare take out meme lord's special word: "Hello there" 1:12

[@darklord4878]

“General Kenobi! You are old.” Damn Grievous, let’s cool it on the taunts, ok?

[@theoverseer4946]

He he

[@michaelharrisjr]

"Kick him."

[@frozarburst6350]

*Gets up* Take a *SEAT* chancellor *Sits down*

[@nonamemclovenakamr.n8100]

Mabye you can't count there 4 of us and one you

[@EzDyt]

*N O .*

[@EzDyt]

**stands back up**

[@comradejack5376]

6:18

[@FarmYardGaming]

@@supakritartwongbenjarat1442 *DEWIT*

[@maximusw01]

In the name of the Avengers, you are under arrest, Chancellor

[@nikolettgal7181]

Why not? 😂

[@matthewmann8969]

Are you threatening me Master Jedi?