{YTP} ~ Eccentric Severe MURDERS

Or, "Sir Hatch Cat as The Goopie"
Who dunnit? Who did it? Who committed the act? Who performed the action? Whom set a series of related scenarios into motion? Whomst made a decision which resulted in the manifestation of events which then proceeded to occur? Whomst'd've from the origin of their thoughts in the theoretical space went on to form a choice that caused an occurrence to transpire in the real world?
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[@DaThings]

Seeing double? I reuploaded the video because there were a lot of complaints of a high-pitched sound that was irritating some folks - I'm definitely getting older because I didn't hear it at first, but this version should be less hard-on-the-ears. Thanks

[@CaptainBlitz]

bro I heard nothing am I getting old too

[@Axel-wo6qu]

I thought it was funny, to be honest. Headphone users may disagree, idk.

[@Axel-wo6qu]

Nostalgic even

[@noisepuppet]

Could you come back in half an hour?

[@YellowDice]

I thought that was just from the source ya used but yeah its the pitched noise that old crt used to make heh.

[@StormBurnX]

"it's possible he was murdered by the murderer and killed, too." Poor guy.

[@zorokicksass60]

yeah real shame. the murderer just accidentally dropped the weapon of murder into his body. whats the odds that would happen?!

[@De19thKingJulion]

Wwwhoops

[@otaking3582]

Apparently, people die when they're killed.

[@zorokicksass60]

@@otaking3582 well, even if you would be killed, you wouldn't die

[@toppersundquist]

Snorted soup out my nose at that line.

[@bheemabachus5179]

Police have advised him not to murder

[@marcstutsman4861]

Swiper no Swiping!

[@Lucifersfursona]

Presidents talking to colonizers they’re enabling coded

[@CaptainPupu]

It's possible he was murdered by the murdered and killed tew

[@natgrant1364]

Good advice.

[@devinpaul9026]

Are they even out LOOKING for the other half of that poor, probably undead phonebooth?

[@billsmith30]

"I loved that man. He was a one." "Anything more?" "........Two."

[@W3R3W00F]

I LOST it at that part 😂

[@youtubedestroyedmylife309]

Also 3

[@IanSuffix]

Expert comedic timing on this gag.

[@RhymeswithSpecialNeeds]

Queen has high standards, what I can say?

[@lawncrow]

I was anticipating it and felt so satisfied when it happened!

[@jameschawsley2091]

"She was in horrendous condition, stabbed to death horrendously in her horrendous rented home" - BeryreB BlackWooW

[@theWeaverofTales]

"Awooga" caught me off guard

[@andro_king]

it sounded so natural

[@bachaddict]

women?

[@lancesmith8298]

I swear to you that DaThings has a bingo card on her monitor for things she hasn’t sentenced mixed yet, and every time the stars align she checks another one off

[@BBoy4040]

​​@@lancesmith8298The idea of them taking countless hours on every single video trying to get the person to say "Awooga" as natural as possible until this source video came along

[@SilvaWolf.]

3:25

[@DragonSoulMusic]

3:23 - the women? AwoOga. Truly profound, I agree wholeheartedly.

[@TeeJayRivers]

5:02 "I don't like talking" *shuts door* She's just like me fr fr

[@bradbobhayhurst8604]

Same

[@gazeversions]

same here

[@Jared_Wignall]

“But Tracy did die that night.” “That’s what the police say. I’m sure she wasn’t dead. Huh Ha!” *eats ice cream* “What do you mean?” *stops and smacks her lips* “Nothin.”

[@maxnewellmz8025656]

The cat interview was hard hitting

[@marcuscenturian2152]

That cat really had some interesting insights.

[@kk4247a]

ek ek ek ek ekk ek ek e ek ek

[@lucianite0]

Blevidence Clevidence was my favorite kids show.

[@phygs]

right as I heard "the fps genre didn't exist" the original video didn't either

[@IAmElectrospecter]

The subtitles are one of my favorite parts of your YTPs. Like, the level of care to identify a "bright synth sting" is just so good.

[@thehipponugget3287]

I love how the end credits scene sets up for the original series at the end with him discovering the shop. Perfect prequel

[@lucase.2546]

Please explain, I don't quite understand

[@Number1JettDawsonShrimp]

@@lucase.2546 I think they're referring to how the original "Eccentric Severe Tumors" YTPs were of a store's employee training videos

[@doomsdayrabbit4398]

​@@lucase.2546It's the same actor as the guy from Eccentric Severe Tumors.

[@jellywillreturn]

This is the strangest adaptation of The Shadow Over Innsmouth, but far from the worst.

[@Jaxymann]

God damned Fish People, always coming over here and being stinkly!

[@rcbinchicken]

cultured

[@aaronharris1092]

5:17 I'm pretty sure the jury's still out on wether or not Jenson was killed. All I know is that he died immediately after being swallowed alive or blown up. (it's impossible to tell which.)

[@JonathanSicoli]

Which is a very popular lifestyle choice these days.

[@xdkillfor34akathetroll30]

My professional opinion? The Jenson was killed!

[@edslushie570]

*nearly* impossible

[@dashcamandy2242]

7:39 - "STOP THAT TAPE!" **Stop Tape appears** 🤣

[@MCDexpo]

The fact that this is one of those VHS party games is pretty dope

[@mistermangoman69]

I was trying to figure out what this thing was

[@number3Ihatetoontown]

I guess you're younger than Doom.

[@SuperCaitball]

Seeing Ahoy's latest video show up in the middle of this one was certainly a mild jumpscare.

[@_Pigen]

You can't just slide an Ahoy edit in and not expect us wanting a full Ahoy edit!

[@sprengar]

loving this addition to the Eccentric Severe Cinematic Universe

[@themegjake4000]

Saying he can’t believe Josh found the murder weapon in as many ways as possible and the other guy just clearly not knowing how to deal with it is hilarious.

[@Temp3st60]

Wait, Jenson was killed? I thought he died! This is tragic.

[@pigpuke]

He was killed until he died.

[@xdkillfor34akathetroll30]

My professional opinion? The Jenson was killed! (I dont think it's anything to worry about...)

[@wonderlandeldemonanastasi]

People die when they are killed

[@TheBadBuffalo]

Older people can be very old, and they often die -Captain Rescue

[@lunondisposable5382]

I didn't even know he was sick!

[@IvanOdintsoff]

The Doom tape segment was great and then I totally lost it when the guy asked who brought the tape so angrily at 7:40 🤣

[@SkylerBueckert]

"Police advised him _not_ to murder." Good advice I guess lmao

[@lazulazu2467]

5:22 i love how he calls her "woman beryl blackwood" like thats her title

[@ddavda100]

Don’t forget. Short for “Benadryl.”

[@LendriMujina]

I know what genre Jean Valjean is: Fighting. (...I still can't believe a Les Mis fighting game is actually a thing.)

[@Seydaschu]

ARM JOE

[@spookhyskeleton]

And I can't believe Josh found the murder weapon.

[@The_Gaba_Ghoul]

The Impact of Jenson continues to be felt

[@christybrown5384]

Glad that Dathings is keeping on brand.

[@xalrath]

Important to remember Howie Felt.

[@spiderdude2099]

Jenson Impact

[@guy_th18]

4:58 "druggling" i love that reference so much lmfao

[@gabrielstrong7322]

What's the reference?

[@flizzycat]

​@@gabrielstrong7322some Donald trump YTP, "aliens convicted of robbery, snobbery, juggling, druggling"

[@number3Ihatetoontown]

I remember that one. Donald Trump's first 100 Durrs. "These arrests include aliens convicted of robbery, snobbery, slobbery, smuggling, druggling, juggling, and many more, roor."

[@number3Ihatetoontown]

What happened to my comment?

[@lancesmith8298]

The entire bit around the two minute mark of rewording the same sentence is honestly one of my favorite bits you do. Most of them make sense, at least one of them would get me yelled at by my old English teacher for passive voice, and all of them tickle my brain ever so slightly.

[@tehpanda64]

the "take out your coin and flip it" part had me in stitches

[@JustKeener]

"The women? Awooga!" so true, shout-out to women

[@kin4386]

I really want that sundae that lady was eating.

[@bachaddict]

*spoon chewing intensifies*

[@governor_explosion]

I'm glad it's not just me. Anything with giant pieces of Oreo has my attention (even if I would have to ask Goemon's permission first, as he is the master of Oreos).

[@xalrath]

​@governor_explosion bit of TV trivia for you: they can't use ice cream for TV shots, because between the heat of the lights and having to do multiple takes, it would melt. The part of ice cream in any TV show (and most ads!) is played by mashed potatoes with food coloring.

[@IvanOdintsoff]

Very informative explaining that "Blue's Clues" and "Blue's Clues & You" are different shows. PSA material right there.

[@fleetingselfconfidence612]

i love how DaThings mostly uses stuff only from the source material hate it when people who make YTP just spam effects and memes and shit she got it down to a science

[@bachaddict]

you may like noisepuppet and an heroic hippo too! language warning tho

[@RedStarAero04]

How about cs188?

[@xdkillfor34akathetroll30]

@@RedStarAero04 The only reason i like cs less is because there is less of a continuous story in each video. Imagining these silly scenes as real ones makes them ten times funnier.

[@johngavin1175]

​@@bachaddictNoisepuppet is awesome. I wish he would start pooping again!

[@SeppelSquirrel]

I appreciate a locally sourced Very Tall Bart from time to time.

[@StygianEmperor]

i just got to the part where she interviewed a cat and made a noise at it and i'm crying 5:59

[@alliepiper4772]

I'm just sitting here, enjoying a nice fresh YTP, and suddenly, without warning, RetroAhoy appears out of nowhere to talk me to sleep. My head is reeling.

[@ooooooooobaby23]

The murderer apparently dropped it in his body.

[@cheetosugar695]

What happened with the rest of the video? I had to stop at the STOP TAPE sign.

[@TheBIOSStar]

Holy crap the Ahoy pooping in there caught me off guard. Superbus!

[@egcarbone2410]

I now feel even more confused and disoriented.

[@HUNT3RdotME]

"I'm Dennis Oliver." "And I'm Beryl Blackwood." "And I'm the weatherman." "AND I'M JAVERT!" 🎵

[@JonathanSicoli]

And I'm Matt.

[@maverickhunterstupidiocy7779]

By god, they really didn’t want their customers.

[@tuzikopalo]

0:31 audio comprehension tests in foreign language classes be like

[@IAm18PercentCarbon]

3:55 *ASK* *ME* *ABOUT* *MY* *FISSURE* 🤨

[@quantumblauthor7300]

You need more reactant

[@TellEmB290]

[@lunabornegnr]

Nice to see an expansion to the Eccentric Severe Tumors cinematic universe. Banger vid.

[@mamero8140]

the blues clues (blues clues & you) bit was fantastic. "the women? awooga!" made me laugh so hard. im hope i can say "does your wife know your mind works like that?" to someone one day thats fucking gold. fantastic vid

[@iPLAYtheSTATION]

"I don't like talking" I can relate, I don't like talking either.

[@Disguised_Cat]

Spin off to Eccentric Severe Tumors? Very welcomed.

[@TheBadBuffalo]

This could also double as a spinoff of Jenson’s Impact

[@i8dacookies890]

The Doom source that I feel like I just watched hit me at a thousand miles an hour

[@bartoscar]

LOL at "Paying the Ultimate Fisher Price"

[@phlog1190]

The bit with Thai (? I'm pretty sure that's the Thai script but I'm a bit unsure) titles was something I didn't anticipate at all. Truly and honestly high-brow

[@TheBadBuffalo]

The guy at 8:33 looks like Ian Curtis with Mr. Rogers’ voice

[@Seydaschu]

I actually just finished Return of the Obra Dinn. I pretty certain Jean Valjoj was speared by fish people before making a sandwich because he wore the same shoes as the ice cream lady who laughs in a french accent.

[@Seydaschu]

Meanwhile, that streamer is still not 100% certain who Dennis Oliver and Beryl Blackwood are after the final chapter, so they don't write it in their book and they can't hear me shouting at my screen.

[@bachaddict]

meanwhile ViV was battered by children and has sus

[@lucase.2546]

@@Seydaschu The pain is real. Real stinkly.

[@Zombie81212]

"killed to death" is a classic line

[@picklepugg1626]

directly after he said "what's this about a shop" I got an instacart ad, made it 200 times better haha

[@MothsAudioandVideos]

The censorship bee is a real VIB.

[@theWeaverofTales]

very important berson

[@lancesmith8298]

Yeah, a very important b[bee]ch

[@number3Ihatetoontown]

Very Important Bee.

[@batcow3152]

7:27 is perfection. It’s so simple yet it’s so funny

[@Jaxymann]

6:30 - I did not expect an XboxAhoy reference in this YTP, but I’m so glad it exists

[@MrBeardsley]

Sir Hatch Cat as “The Goopie” is one of those DaThings jokes that’ll live in my brain forever.

[@lazulazu2467]

this is one of your best, actually incredible sentence mixing and jokes

[@YellowDice]

I'm very upset sniper didn't say doom headshot.

[@Kessler1996]

I love how the audio at 1:37 syncs to the guy’s footsteps so it sounds like he’s wearing stilettos 💅💅 Werk king yasss

[@Jacobcherryhorror66]

6:05 lmaooo wtf😂😂😂

[@Nicholastrainbecka]

Didn't expect fish to be such a huge plot device In this murder case

[@RealManfish]

as a fish person this is my favorite KZbin poop quite stinkly

[@cujoedaman]

"Who's dead this time?" Ahh, must be a CNN segment.

[@benwatson6729]

"She tells Fisher she'll dump fish in the sea, she doesn't, they fish. Tracey gets angry and picks up the fishy fish and kills her out of love." Well, that solved that case.

[@Kingdom_Of_Dreams]

_Police have advised him not to murder_ He had a fair warning. How so very dare he choose to kill Josh to death??

[@ARCNSPUDS]

A certified STOP TAPE moment

[@pokehybridtrainer]

Who really died that day.

[@hamburg4034]

And who came back?

[@quantumblauthor7300]

.yay.

[@wynterwolfrose228]

Everyone 😔

[@danielalvesldiniz]

it's obvious! fish.

[@lucase.2546]

7:42 is the funniest thing I've seen this week

[@258thHiGuy]

I've been watching for almost three minutes before I realized that I think the news anchor is the same guy on the Eccentric severe tumors

[@ServingOthers99]

4:21 "I've got a nose" nice Pupin reference there

[@Lucifersfursona]

“So there ya have it. Two murders. Don’t look at both! :D” 4:06 does your wife know your mind works like that 4:34 does your wife know your mom 4:43 does your quote wife unquote know your girlfriend

[@theChain120]

5:12 I don't know why but that mixed up chuckle got me

[@jaratejuggler]

7:32 i screeched

[@abitofabitofabit4404]

At the billboard?

[@hughesbrownstudios4728]

5:09 SHE KILLED JENSON WE HAVE TO STOP HER!

[@Amdor6]

The zoom in on the "mid 😎" - so simple but so good.

[@TripleEye_Josh]

Something about this actor is just perfect for YTP. I guess the industry knew that too since somebody also got him to do that Rockwell Retro Encabulator meme.

[@jarydm87]

Sounds like him but the actor names in the original creidts dont match?

[@bobalinx8762]

Love your blink-and-you-miss-it gags!

[@SpyHunter89]

Missed opportunity to add "AND I'M JAVERT" at the end, especially considering there was a Jean Valjean reference earlier on. Still good though.

[@handlesRdumb]

5:10 this is why we have wrong sounding Muppets

[@rapidpig]

Could be the best yet. I thank you so much for doing this - I'm slow to belly laugh, but your gear leaves me helpless with laughter, whatever shite has ocurred during my day. I wish you were local and that we could go for a pint. Bravissima, you really are providing a mental health service, at least for one person. X

[@aarondavis8943]

At first I thought this was from a very low grade show called _Stop Tape._

[@madamantium5547]

Also I applaud your restraint for not using a "rope, bombs, etc." CDI quote at 3:24

[@Pigmedog]

3:28 USE THE SALT

[@franythewolf]

"Detective, it seems the victims are suffering from a severe case of the murders."

[@IAmElectrospecter]

What is life really but a series of Revidences and Blevidences

[@wesconatortheguy9869]

8:02 this is too good

[@wynterwolfrose228]

You predict the news by flipping a coin

[@burtleturtle0012]

Pretty clever to drop the murder weapon in the body, they'll never look there.

[@Santoryu90]

I can’t believe the victim was murdered by the murderer and killed too.

[@lucase.2546]

Took me until 6:20 to fully realize it's the same guy as EST and EST2

[@rcbinchicken]

oh shiiiiiiiiiiiii it took me till reading your comment

[@Consural]

"Mr. Fisher, it's extremely fishy that the person who killed Mrs. Tracey is the same fish person who bought a purse. Can you describe the person who bought the purse?" "The women. Awooga." this just became another instant classic YTP

[@Gobblin_Goblin]

7:39 is my personal favorite bit.

[@HighOverlordSnarffieBeagle]

Druggling is now my favorite word

[@duckfilms3662]

Didn't expect the Ahoy edit lol

[@MrFlyingLamma]

SURPRISE XBOXAHOY YTP???? Was not expecting that lol

[@TungstenViper]

An Ahoy ytp was the last thing i expected in this video. Amazing

[@lewatoaofair2522]

1:53 I don’t I laughed as hard over a Blue’s Clues sequitur since Sting did it on Jeopardy’s Tooth! 6:23 Okay, but this came out about 2 weeks ago. And you’re already pooping it!! That’s amazing!!