{YTP} ~ Thrice in a Griddletime

[@Lucifersfursona]

“I’m usually inside, but this is outside. This is gonna be intimidating, but it’s okay” hyping myself up to leave my house and do things I know I enjoy

[@SilvaWolf.]

0:18

[@vivianviolet]

same

[@noisepuppet]

Reality

[@user-account-not-found]

Have you tried an out door cooking thing to help?

[@guy_th18]

​@@noisepuppet holy shiet toot man lives

[@HalfTimeLazer]

"Best way to make a burger as far as I'm consurger" is such a good bit

[@bambjr1221]

Im wheezing from it - if i die, i hope Black Stone does something very cool for the grandbabies. AND the seven million-grillion happy stoners.

[@noisepuppet]

@@bambjr1221 you can't do that

[@bambjr1221]

@@noisepuppet sure i cane!! Weather i should.. thats a different matter. [You made my day, thanks, legend]

[@Tirgo69]

Relax, it's just a griddle

[@MrBeardsley]

Burger America

[@spawnxiv]

Taylor and Tamara have a whirlwind romance that professional writers would kill to imagine.

[@maximilianmorse9697]

Does Taylor's husband know they're together?

[@Artificer_]

@@maximilianmorse9697 i like to imagine they’re all together, one big polyamorous relationship

[@wilsonsecaur1015]

@@maximilianmorse9697 This is how we get a lesbian Brokeback Mountain

[@lilythebestlesbian]

I'm sharing this with my gf

[@keysmash_roa]

i immensely respect not making a single joke about hitting the griddy

[@Dosko]

That probably took a LOT of self-control, and I applaud her for it.

[@galacticboy2009]

Depending on the creator's age, they may not be familiar. I've never heard it before.

[@ranelaan767]

​@@galacticboy2009 Ellie is 29.

[@devo076]

whats a griddy?

[@FriskDrinksBrisk]

​@@devo076"hitting the griddy" is a dance move from fortnite

[@Whipped_Creamy]

"And we're here with Aaron" *starts aggressively making out* Now THAT is effective advertising

[@claytonandres1194]

With friend chicken in their mouths! I love Louisiana

[@SilvaWolf.]

5:25

[@AshuraH]

I nearly spat my soda out seeing that.

[@grasstoucher42069]

that part fucked me up it was too funny

[@Hectictude]

....so How is this going to help our company sell burgers?

[@TheTrytix]

"Well, you know what they say, Ningingingsthckihthuthupnyuweningingingieneukukuuuuuuuuulynguououououthiiiiiiuleougechulgihguhg." "What's that mean, guys?" *Shrugs*

[@LaMarcheFutilé101]

Came here to say this.

[@dyslexsticks3381]

2:40

[@MidnightNautil1]

The fact that EVEN THE TEXT PLACARDS are edited to say things like “Get Scanned Get Scammed” or “Exclew and Nusive”. Your content is truly special.

[@Willothemask]

OMFG I DIDN'T EVEN SEE THAT

[@SobiTheRobot]

The best part is how it doesn't even look that out of place until you look closely at it

[@DUKE_of_RAMBLE]

I should've scrolled first... I just said the same!! Only reason I even looked at it, is because I had the CC on (a MUST for Ellie's vids) and found it odd that they were at the top of the screen... and it dawned on me, she didn't want them to be covering the bar at the bottom. This is why Ellie's poops are *_the best_* poops! (huuush!! 😏) .... And now I can't resist... I *gotta* scan that QR and see where it goes... 😫🫣 ☺️ (hopefully to her Patreon, or something similar) *_EDIT:_*_ Nope, but just as good! Goes to the "Twice in a Pantime" YTP from 2yrs ago, which is about a FOF in FIOF pan._ 😊

[@MidnightNautil1]

@@DUKE_of_RAMBLE oh wow I didn’t even think about the QR thanks for sharing

[@DUKE_of_RAMBLE]

@@MidnightNautil1 No prob! Just doing my civic *_dooty_* 🫡💩

[@DDGenes]

War and Peace is only rivaled by Southern Fried Mozzarella Sticks

[@Her_Imperious_Condescension]

A 7 million page cookbook. I want it.

[@wesleyackerman8211]

you're telling me the entire Southern hemisphere fried this mozzarella?

[@FriskDrinksBrisk]

​​@@wesleyackerman8211so did an egg fry this rice? (restaurant chef: "I might be a girl...")

[@mirandahallisy97]

😋

[@thesonofmousefitzgerald2598]

It’s all unusual on the Blackstone®️ spittle griddle

[@freeformboozler]

"She spittle on my griddle til I cook out... EHHHHHHHHHH" underrated joke

[@leohelen1858]

*extremely loud incorrect buzzer*

[@glassbottlemenacesyou8323]

GET OUT🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🗣️🔥🗣️🔥🗣️

[@scarymeunster9095]

My dad got a Blackstone last year for Father’s Day, and we really do love it. However, had this been the advertisement, we would have bought several. You’ve made a man with colon cancer very happy.

[@aliveslice]

To bring 1000 people in your backyard?

[@MrKennySteel]

@@aliveslicefor a small party?

[@JouvaMoufette]

Maybe you would have bought 7 MILLION

[@DUKE_of_RAMBLE]

​@@JouvaMoufette and 80!

[@noisepuppet]

As long as you don't nut. You can't do that.

[@ZephanyZephZeph]

A modern classic full of sapphic love and heartbreak.

[@JaxlaOnlo]

Yurf was such a great side character. Talk about supportive

[@ClausMichaelFasting]

"The big easy! New Orleasy, Louisi: The big sleazy" 😂😂😂

[@Willothemask]

New Orleans has a new advertising slogan

[@SilvaWolf.]

7:31

[@ImpendingRiot83]

When Snoop Dogg goes to Louisiana

[@IsaiahHerrera-th5os]

😂😂😂😂

[@ireallydidntwanttomakeanac575]

Proud of Aaron for being Aaron for 18 years straaron.

[@MetaFanWing]

Your sentence-mixings skills have gotten to the point where I didn’t even bat an eye at “2 inch, 22-burner stove” until I thought about it.

[@quantumblauthor7300]

RIGHT?!

[@lancesmith8298]

I said it a few videos back, but I swear DaThings just has a bingo card of dumb crap she hasn’t made somebody say yet, and while there’s plenty to pick from, turning the VO guy into an incorrect buzzer killed me

[@ICanHazRecon911]

What's so silly about this? Each burner is just a millimeter across and you use your millimeter wide pots on it

[@MetaFanWing]

@@ICanHazRecon911 Ah, my mistake.

[@notaspy3751]

Dunch is the perfect word for when your 2nd shift meal break is too late in the day to be considered lunch and too early to be called dinner. I'm calling it Dunch from now on.

[@northstarjakobs]

Good name for my pre-work 3pm mini meal too

[@DampFrijoles]

I've always called it Linner because the "unch" suffix is already taken by brunch.

[@Luckhuda]

Dinch

[@M50A1]

Lunner

[@SmudgedSketch]

@@notaspy3751 damn, I’m having dunch rn

[@MIAM_MIAM_CUISINE]

a grilling-themed YTP released on Father's Day is some very perfect timing

[@verytallbart]

I can't breathe this is so clean

[@verytallbart]

8:48 "It's never delicious!" broke me

[@quartzofcourse]

Woah it’s very tall bart in the wild enjoying a small snack of a ytp

[@Cowloverdude]

@@quartzofcourse lol when you watch them both you get to spot their little shoutouts to each other like Leo DiCaprio in that Big Short meme

[@LostSnowdrift]

i can't BREE this is so CLEE and i can't CREE this is so BLEEN and i'm a BEAN and i CON'T CRETE and i can BREE-L-EE-ve i'm a BEE and that's clean!

[@viator_j]

"This is a memory card." Well I'll make sure to insert my griddle into my PlayStation 2

[@enigmastudiosgaming]

Yerf reference? Check. Unexpected Musical Number? Check. Unexpected character development? Check. Mammoth? Check. Perfection.

[@lucase.2546]

LoL! It’s the Mammoth!

[@ariannasv22]

"NOW IM EEPY Like a boss" Best part and I love the little hand that pets his head :D

[@flipwonderland]

now I'm eepy

[@StrumstarHammer]

The romantic tension between Tamara and Taylor really made this one.

[@scoob6505]

Absolutely adore the inexplicable-smiling-old-man-with-a-cowboy-hat-gingerly-exploring-a-cave vibe!

[@veloxiraptor9213]

That cave is where the Blackstones come from

[@WeirdWimp]

@@veloxiraptor9213 griddle

[@CPU3pt14159]

That french kiss took me out. Wasn't expecting that at all

[@IsaiahHerrera-th5os]

Samee I was like what the fuck😂😂

[@ghostcassette6012]

It's more of a cajun kiss down in the big sleazy

[@ethanm2195]

This is how companies should make ads. I don’t really understand what’s being sold but it keeps my interest

[@superharuhifan]

ADHD Advertising

[@BurningSilverRose]

"Did you just play Everybody Everybody?" "YES!" "You are so cool!" Average Homestarrunner fan meetup.

[@Mr_Wallet]

I was trying to place the song, and the instant after I thought, "That's _Everybody! Everybody!"_ it gets called out in the vid. I love when the YTP characters empathize with me.

[@Zenlore6499]

Thank goodness for the 25¢ discount, that really helps with the $50,000.99 price tag

[@sleepyote]

Finally someone used the "that's metal" as a clip. I could never take the ad seriously because of that part lol.

[@lucase.2546]

*in your lungs*

[@Sentinel82]

I would always think: "Wait until that guy finds out there's iron in your food. " 😂

[@Mike-os3pt]

You take ads seriously?

[@Sentinel82]

@@Mike-os3pt It IS Serious! Dats metal.....In yo LUNGS!

[@redpepper74]

Bro that’s so metal 🔥🔥🔥

[@arcadiawaller131]

Glad to hear the return of the mammoth

[@Portal2LabRat]

and yurf!

[@Shlooomth]

Your sentence mixing is actually the best. I feel like you have a lot of fun with it especially with the syllable swaps and reversals and random pitch changes, I feel like there’s a lot of stuff that some people might not notice but I want to tell you I do hear it and it’s very well done

[@LakeFX]

Ellie's cranking out these epic long-form videos... these are no longer KZbin Poops... these are KZbin Explosive Diarrheas (YTEDs)

[@orlandowordsmith6208]

That's a TED Talk I'd not want to attend in person...

[@lancesmith8298]

Ah yes, the KZbin Erectile Dysfunction

[@sean..L]

“In a minute I’m going to be making a big talking Volcano” don’t forget the MINERAL WATER

[@noisepuppet]

BIRDS

[@sean..L]

@@noisepuppet You Can’t say that!!

[@orlandowordsmith6208]

​@@noisepuppetvolvic

[@nechdaught3412]

Filled with fill so it’s full of full

[@aldar8240]

no more volcanicity. yet.

[@dsdstudios386]

The random reference to the “that’s metal in your lungs” ad threw me for a loop. Amazing YTP as usual!

[@lancesmith8298]

There’s so much great going on, and my only complaint about getting hit by that is that it didn’t go slightly longer for “That’s metal, LuL”

[@ZatClaire]

"The Big Easy! New Orleasy, Louisi: The Big Sleazy" "all that, on a bed of lettuce?" "On a bed of lettuce." "On a led of bettuce?" "On a led of bettuce." "That's a shark. Holy shit!" Dathings, you've done it again

[@2009TNT]

Dathings has shaped my humor so much that I knew what was coming as soon as I heard bed of lettuce, and still laughed like an idiot I find myself constantly making that kind of joke in conversations whenever the opportunity arises and will never stop no matter how many confused and bewildered reactions I get

[@dukeofashvods]

5:37: yay happy pride! 10:29: oh no!

[@quantumblauthor7300]

House your

[@quartzofcourse]

Hearing the everybody everybody lick underpinning the smash mouth, and then the character also noticing it absolutely sent me, you do such great work if I was president I would make this a public service

[@BlackravenX9]

I feel so bad for the guy at 4:23. I can't even begin to imagine what it's like to have to be eating constantly.

[@DanielDan-rg9zw]

The legendary mammoth is back, and it's not only the main ingredient, it's the chef itself!

[@blockedjuser1272]

6:18 Crap core sounds like a new meme music genre

[@NekoAlosama]

so just the radio version of shitcore, oof

[@lancesmith8298]

It’s a lost artform in this day and age. Oh, to be in 2012 again and exposed to every pale reflection of Skrillex, blessing my ears with the sound of Optimus Prime getting a bad papercut

[@Chozo_Ghost]

THE BIG EASY NEW ORLEASY, LOUEASY THE BIG SLEAZY

[@SilvaWolf.]

7:31

[@DUKE_of_RAMBLE]

It took me awhile before I realized the ENTIRE onscreen sales info card was also pooped! 🤣 Well done, Ellie! 😘👌 *_EDIT:_*_ Even the QR works!_ 🤘😫🤘 _(goes to a previous FOF in FIOF product YTP: Twice in a Pantime)_

[@pegasoltaeclair0611]

"craponista" lol Also, that throat sound at 8:38 is hilarious XD

[@GarbageLord6543]

It’s griddle season, riddle season.

[@malekartorian3054]

New batman villain: the griddler

[@VonFirflirch]

​@@malekartorian3054 "Griddle me this, Batman~!" And then it cuts to Batman masterfully juggling steaks with his trusty Bat-Spatulas, all with an unamused face.

[@ranting2damax]

@@VonFirflirch comment of the day award goes to this person

[@lolliii5477]

it's grillin' and riddlin' time

[@wigglytby]

My griddle brings all the boys to the yard for a small party

[@janpipiko]

7:50 is an accurate representation of me watching every DaThings video

[@joosepjaagosild5888]

ty for being the best ytp producer out there!

[@c-5921]

I'm glad you sampled "that's metal...in your lungs!" That's been stuck in my family's collective minds since those ads started appearing on youtube

[@gorak9000]

What is the source for that? I've never seen them, because I use a blocker

[@berrypepperroni7708]

@@gorak9000 i believe it's an anti tobacco PSA or something like that

[@pablodelgado7919]

2:41 true words have never been spoken.

[@Privacysavingname]

What's that mean, guys?!

[@pablodelgado7919]

@@Privacysavingname 🤷🏻

[@lancesmith8298]

You gotta love a man who speaks fluent Gross Beat

[@someoneiguess6797]

The great return of Foif in Fiof!

[@MrBeardsley]

“Meals that will make your knees buckle and your mouth suckle” cracks me up every time I watch this

[@drscopeify]

That is hilarious! I have to find a way to use that with people I know hah!

[@ianrivers7923]

2:42 That's an insane quote

[@tuxxyy1]

Well, y'know what they say

[@jrac-gl3ku]

What's that mean guys?

[@levithe2nd]

“ningingsthckehthuthuthuthupnyuweningingieneukukukuuuuuuulynguouououououthiiiiiiiuleogeckthuluguhg” -They™

[@lucase.2546]

Note to fellow commenters: if the shark was made out of ceramic material, its pieces at 11:00 would actually be called “sherds”, as pottery and ceramic fragments are called that, rather than “shards” which is typically for glass. However it is unknown what to call them if the shark was in fact cake. Whoah, what?

[@ryanzdawson]

Crumbs

[@Roy_In_A_Safe_Space]

5:38 just laughing as she confessed her feelings lmao.

[@LunaLinkle]

I don’t know how you see grill ads and come to make something like this but I’m sure glad you did

[@ObakeOnna]

That was the most confusing yet compelling grill-related lesbian romance I have seen this whole hour.

[@KuroTheFox]

6:50 got me trying to keep it together in the break room. Well done 😂

[@dr_peppers_]

5:27 that scared me so bad

[@javiers5599]

Thank you for blessing us with the perfect Father's Day gift Ms.Things

[@tomservodoctor42]

I'm fucking dying at 5:25. Love how he just goes for it 🤣

[@girlwithaguitar24]

This is your gayest YTP ever, and I'm here for it.

[@Cebollaverde]

“We’ll be cooking mouth water” is so gross when you think about it

[@bheemabachus5179]

7 million grillion happy stoners

[@JonDeVol]

Your YTPs are so clever and packed with jokes I always have to watch them a few times in a row. Love your stuff!

[@stapler942]

Yes, and you call them Mouthwatering Smashburgers despite the fact they're obviously Homestar Juniors.

[@JackPowerX]

3:37 She's been here the whole time!

[@1aundulxaldin]

Poor sharky. He's had an incredible journey. First, he was cake. Then, he was another shark. Now he's shards.

[@finnybrooks8068]

Oh how the mighty have fallen… (and shattered)

[@ARCNSPUDS]

I wish DaThings had 7 Million Grillion subscribers

[@NotoriousSIG1855]

You’ve been cooking with these YTP uploads recently. My friends love your videos, especially the Prawn Srars series. Thank you for the laughs.

[@Dheflexx]

"It's not dangerous...but im gonna slap our customers down cuz mama don't got time" 😭😭

[@bogwife7942]

8:03 i can't breathe i feel like i just fell into a cs188 video

[@mozarteanchaos]

i'm so glad yurf has become a recurring character

[@dropdmike75]

0:58 "why do they call it oven" vibes

[@soucces2965]

dathings if i could give some constructive criticism, you are by far the best sentence mixer on youtube, but the current YTP's dont have the catchy ear worms that things like the price is rice, or wow its made had. i think that kinda hurts re-watchability because sentence mixing (even fantastic mixing like yours) can be a bit exhausting to listen to and interpret because its not actual human speech. i think saving the best of the mixing and breaking it up with more musical edits or even just some simple effects would make revisiting your ytp's much easier! you do do all of this of course i just think ur vids would be better if the ratios were different! Though of course it also depends on the source material, i think the food series is great and it has very little of that. no matter what you do though keep it up! your stuff is awesome

[@PichuLondonSports]

Like a Boss is now DaThings cannon

[@Circuitssmith]

Cooking a whole door whenever I wanted to grill outdoors was so inconvenient. Now I don’t have to worry!

[@Brass319]

I saw this in my notifications right after it was uploaded but only now realized it is not only new, but a real video that I can click on and subsequently watch. Losing 3 hours of sleep got my brain messed up

[@memesorcery6154]

DaThings i been watching you since i was 14, im 26 now and you still bring me the same joy from my childhood.. You're a blessing in the ytp community

[@aarondavis8943]

The two women barbequing who need to get a room 😂

[@quantumblauthor7300]

A fight room

[@Fnidner]

The 7 million page cookbook got me. You win again, Ellie.

[@chastermief839]

this is some seriously impressive sentence mixing, and very creative joke writing.

[@wildbill7942]

2:41 so true bestie im always saying this

[@faastex]

2:41 they do say that indeed

[@Valfaun]

2:42 i love that kinda stuff. it's like a cappella breakcore

[@youtubedestroyedmylife309]

You are the Shakespeare of YTPs. Our ancestors will learn about you in video editing college.

[@TyGuy9001]

Big fan of this one holy moly!!!! Really well done! A lot of very good jokes all throughout and quite well paced with some good sentence mixing and musical YTPMV jokes in there. This may be one of the best YTPs I’ve seen all year so far!

[@258thHiGuy]

0:35 That's metal! In your luuls!

[@stairsandflowers]

Da Things I have been watching you since I was 13 and now I am 22, and I still quote Lord of Da Things to this day. I love you

[@waggboi]

This video was so funny this is my most favorite YTP from DaThings and definitely going on my top 5 YTPS

[@Numberer1]

I'd 100% buy a product that also advertised what it SHOULDN'T do, like blacken scones or cook anything at all.

[@dashcamandy2242]

Best way to make a burger, as far as I'm concerger. "Imagine a giant hot dog. I'm talking massive weenie! And if you're looking for something smaller, there's Chef Nathan Lippy." OUCH!

[@springsilver9383]

the 'everybody everybody' joke is so brilliant omgg

[@Her_Imperious_Condescension]

3:30 How did you edit this guy to speak perfect Merican?

[@ginpachi1]

Man, you cannot believe how much I want a *Everybody, Everybody* X *Walkin’ on the Sun* remix after this, I need it so bad

[@Gentle_Troll]

9:20 Well, duh, of course I was waiting for some snackies from the griddle...

[@glasssword]

A Chess N is so clever

[@benbriggsmusic]

I wasn’t expecting to see the burger boy George motz but you handled him exactly as a YTP should

[@HunterAllan]

a SEVEN MILLION PAGE cook book on solely mozzarella sticks?! ... gotta get me one of those...

[@thatoneguy2375]

This is making me want a Blackstone Griddle more than any of their actual adverts

[@scoob6505]

Finally a show with compelling relationship drama!

[@IoraTera]

1:27 Cheeseburgers. BYEAH

[@AluminumFusion22]

My dog passed away today and I needed something to take my mind off of it. Thank you, DaThings. This really helps. ❤️

[@brightbite]

Condolences.

[@AluminumFusion22]

@@brightbite Thank you. ❤️