[YTP]: Jontron's Japanese goblin Adventure (1k sub special)

[@paulmahoney7619]

“Combating worldwide China plagues” Looks like we’re going to have to do this again.

[@MasterSpud]

Lmao I was about to comment the same thing

[@ange1playzgamez]

That didn’t age well

[@etrangray-mane8610]

@@ange1playzgamez I'd say it aged well.

[@ange1playzgamez]

@@etrangray-mane8610 yea it aged like a fine yogurt after the first year it’s bad but next year it’s pretty good

[@superstar64]

Do it all over again

[@aMAXproduction]

"This game requires money to beat the game! What do you know, it's an early EA game."

[@xlemon1144]

EA before EA. Genius.

[@blinkachu05]

aMAX Animations lololol

[@blinkachu05]

PikaBika98 yes

[@anythingagency8516]

only becomes more true

[@colonelyungblonsk7730]

Congratulations you win the best comment award

[@DynoSkrimisher]

How to burn game - JonTron way. *1* - Force pull game into hand. *2* - Light lighter. *3* - Throw game in. *4* - Throw lighter in but then force pull it out *5* - *Fire* Done.

[@SirFowler1]

instructions unclear, got a scary goblin

[@electricrainbow7865]

FUCKING.... GENIUS!!

[@unclapabletrap9804]

No you don't use fire you use my mixtape idiot basic knowledge

[@flamewolfscout3978]

DynoSkrimisher You forgot a step: After force pulling the lighter out, unlight it.

[@violetcaster4644]

@@flamewolfscout3978 Oh, THAT's what I did wrong. Thx

[@RetroGamer7200]

0:24 "Combatting worldwide China plagues" Well that one didnt age quite so well

[@Andrew-ij3mh]

"Combatting worldwide China plagues." You fucking predicted Coronavirus with a YTP.

[@superswag9861]

you beat me to the joke. fuck.

[@seabit253]

Tight ass corporation asked him to lend his tight ass name to their new video name game. I'm dead.

[@concord3230]

Throughout history, mankind has faced mankind (and there's'ereht dna), mankind has faced challenges *far and wide*, building the Great Wall of Mankind, combatting worldwide China plagues, and even escaping our own atmosphere to brave the periless journey... To China Come to think of it... When you think about it *real* hard, that's basically mankind's history in a nutshell.

[@holdenroberts6973]

Yeah.

[@Transpooper]

+Zentaiges thing is I was though

[@jeebiv4961]

Oh yeah, with the Bubonic Plague, Marco Polo, and other stuff, it all just fits. Nice job doing your research, Transpooper.

[@concord3230]

To be specific, history after Christ was born

[@lordxenusfollower]

lmao

[@thechaun6631]

2016: combatting worldwide China plagues 2020: oh no

[@redace8782]

"Next up is a game called 'Billy Goblin the Sex Hedgehog', a game about... y'know... DOMESTIC VIOLENCE! SO basically you're trying to give your wife scary goblin sex! Ew!"

[@MrLeg-eq4dh]

Literally the plot of Goblin Slayer

[@MrAppleSalad]

"so, basically your supposed to give your wife scary goblin sex, ew" couldn't have said it better myself.

[@jakespacepiratee3740]

Goblin Slayer Episode 1

[@Multi_fandom_man]

@@jakespacepiratee3740slaying goblins in a different way.

[@pinkmell0w]

Now in the hypothetical case that said wife is HoneyGoblin, however-

[@HiperPivociarz]

"Combating worldwide China plagues" "That one didn't age so well!"

[@g_raffe0197]

Why would I choose to escape *Billy The Sex Offender?*

[@Dxpress_]

"Instead of simply saying, 'neeaflysdgaflsigdhaslkjathslifasdfasfakds' and taking the money-" Why is this so funny to me?

[@ericschuldt9031]

becuase he's japanese

[@canadaofficial8008]

1:40

[@pokemaniacalex8031]

"He chose to be directly beaten."

[@retrogamelover2012]

Probably because it sounds like a malfunctioning tape recorder. Those things tend to sound funny.

[@RinqMasterLP]

Ok that bed bath and beyond joke was pretty good.

[@gracjanszmyt1442]

"combating worldwide China plagues..." That hasn't aged well.

[@EpicB]

Billy Goblin the Sex Hedgehog is a game about domestic violence.

[@zayerbayer]

@@isalt5 EW!

[@ZoobiethePopplio]

That sounds like an actual NSFW Sonic OC name

[@thablksovereign]

Scary goblin sex

[@jameskarg3240]

"Combstting worldwide China plagues" Boy Ill bet anything you look back on this, wondering "did I accidently jinx us making that joke?"XD

[@theshakyguy]

"Worldwide China plagues." Did you just predict the future? YOU KNOW TO MUCH!!!

[@SayHelloToMyLittleSchwing]

"Combating worldwide China plagues" you predicted the future.

[@Reverend_Revenant]

If the walls could talk, they'd say- OHHHHHHHHHHOOHHHHHHHHOHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

[@maverickREAL]

DeadDudeGaming now this is the point where most people like 10% of people would do this

[@reveriestyx2133]

*Game flies into hand* *Lights Lighter* *Throws Game into trash* *Throws Lighter into trash, but it flies back into hand* *Trash spontaneously combusts*

[@ScrewThisMFGame]

0:24 That one didn't age quite so well.

[@TheSupervincent]

goblins! HUUAAAAAAA

[@jacobhake342]

"Combatting worldwide China plagues," huh? That joke aged... Interestingly...

[@tentimestay9181]

"Combating worldwide China plagues" had me check the date this was uploaded

[@goozer326]

1:35 "So when tight ass asked him to lend his tight ass name to their new video name game, instead of simply saying **speaks enchantment table language** and taking the money, he chose to be **screams of the damned** he chose to be directly beaten." This whole sequence is just flawless

[@robin_the_duck_guydhmis7278]

10% of the video: the game 90% of the video: goblins!

[@willywins0446]

*AUGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!*

[@i8dacookies890]

If the walls could talk, they'd say: oooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooo OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@chelledoggo]

"Combatting worldwide China plagues." [sweats and tugs at collar in 2020]

[@Brickertown]

0:57 You did that joke a lot better than I did. lol

[@SkorMedia]

Brickertown - real talk, the sound of a Formula 1 is phenomenal

[@ArtyTheta]

goblins are inside us proof: blood=hemogoblin

[@robertmarley9380]

Funny, but no

[@sethlowe1811]

Arty Party *hemoglobin

[@Pikminman1000]

Arty Theta Actually, it’s called hemoGLOBIN not goblin.

[@acorn5687]

@everyone r/wooosh

[@chizthebomb]

"It requires money to beat the game. What do you know? It's an early EA game!" I died.

[@hispanicwolf4447]

"1. Quit job. JON'S GETTING UPSET!" XD

[@harrisonmissell1716]

@Hispanic Wolf what Jontron loves his job here on you tube (probably) Also I love your user icon. It’s adorable and quite well drawn. Did you draw it? If so u did a great job! I’d not who did?

[@seabit253]

I get how people are annoyed about the DaThings1 stuff but this is stIll freaking hilarious and it's not like there isn't any originality or something... jeez... BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF THE OFFICE PLANT KILLED ME.

[@TheOldKing1998]

CactusErebittsu For my money, this poop is way funnier than the Dathings1 poop.

[@hopefulspacepeatako1835]

0:24 "Combating worldwide China plagues." Oh...

[@clust3rfunk725]

Anytime you die in this game, you have to die in this game.

[@marcmalubay7352]

Don't forget to have scary goblin sex!

[@DeepRockGalacticMissionControl]

10/10 100/100 best game best game

[@serafulton9252]

Random right?

[@faithnomore9886]

SOUNDS RANDOM RIGHT!?

[@jaypyro6197]

0:24 "combating worldwide China plagues". This ytp predicted 2020.

[@NickRomney1]

"Lets go to BED BATH and BEYOND!" Jon tron

[@NickRomney1]

"Next up, you give your wife scary goblin sex EWW" Jon tron (so many good quotes can't even choose just one)

[@TheL0rd0fSpace]

>worldwide China plagues I didn't know this video was prophetic.

[@mrquack4903]

0:25 John knew all along

[@dongmeme8008]

0:24 couldn’t be more relatable now

[@brotassium]

1910 times were weird Jack we gotta keep our cool here.

[@MrEbgreens]

+Niko Alderete Can't forget the flying eggplant.

[@brotassium]

☺

[@Transpooper]

+Niko Alderete tensions were high. With this herman munster guy.

[@twonicelol]

+Transpooper You could've called this game Bird Vs. Camel, and no one would've argued with you...

[@NamelessPlayerOfficial]

The bougiest of beat 'em ups

[@ob2kenobi388]

"Combatting worldwide China plagues!" ... Well, this is awkward.

[@SmokieJosh]

I love these JonTron YTPs! Please keep making them!

[@TeknoSquirrel]

That rap needs to be continued.

[@edcellwarrior]

Combating worldwide China plagues? This video was ahead of its time

[@jxnisnotfunny]

0:24 oh no, relevancy

[@TRSRM]

"Combating worldwide China plagues" * uploaded in 2016 Heh.

[@cameravice1825]

0:25 “that one didn’t age quite so well”

[@quarantinesucks9985]

0:23 well that aged well

[@schawangus]

0:25 - “...That one didn’t age quite so well.”

[@goinkosu]

4:04 "this game requires money to beat the game. whaddya know? it's an early ea game" i love this joke

[@gabrielwainio-theberge6969]

I thought this was gonna be a WE ARE JAPANESE GOBLIN reference

[@SukaNekoto]

I found this video by searching that song. There are no watermelon 2hus up in here though.

[@TheLugiaSong]

The touhou one?!

[@prduckmansuikascereal]

Gabriel Wainio-Théberge lol same but I thought it was JonTron making a joke off of it until I saw the YTP part. Rip Suika and Yuugi dont get to be in the "Scary Goblin Sex" scenes.

[@jordanclymer5008]

"Combating worldwide China plagues"... well that comment aged well

[@oregonrailfan7046]

"Combating world wide China plagues" well that aged well

[@lordofspearton8643]

"Combating worldwide China plagues". Well what do you know. This video is ahead of it's time

[@TheLoveMario]

"this game requires money to beat the game! oh look! it's an early EA game!" 10/10 would listen again

[@TumericShigaraki]

Alternate title: Jontron does a review while high on painkillers.

[@nagisahazuki54]

Alternate title 2: JonTron plays a video goblin and questions GOBLINS RAUUUUUGH

[@n1CKYP0oo]

4:36 *_DOMESTIC VIOLENCE_*

[@felixgutierrez993]

4:38

[@man4437]

You know there's a clip of Jontron saying Dwayne the Rock Johnson so in the "Mankind has faced Mankind" you should've had him saying Mankind has faced The Rock.

[@Transpooper]

+MAN you're a genius.

[@petersuski3854]

Holy shit please my ribcage is imploding into my body from grevious laughter. I am, as I type this, slowly impacting into a single point of impossible mass and I will soon be a black hole. On a side note, Etch-A-Sketch Soul would be a fuckin' radical band name.

[@acfreak55]

Billy the Sex GAWBLIN!

[@speedyfuzzbutt3510]

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[@TwinkleNZ]

0:24 Me: This one didn't age quite so well

[@MageAudio]

"combating worldwide China plagues" that did _not_ age well

[@somegalnamedseelpit3713]

6:06 I laughed explosively at that one.

[@SamanthaAnimations795]

Me too

[@froakie1404]

“You know it’s only just dawned on me right now, but this is a Nintendo game where you quit your treasure job, divorce nintendo, and go wife hunting”

[@_woomy_]

0:24 "Combating worldwide china plagues" *Hol up.*

[@aurora1089]

8:10 The ghostbusters trailef comment section in a nutshell.

[@Snandra66]

"Tight-ass corporation?" Oh my god...

[@funy_guy_real]

"worldwide China plagues" you got that right

[@JoshL117]

4:46 "Beat the shit out of the office plant." Don't know why I lost it at that.

[@VinniHP]

0:40 I cried from the laughter, OH IT'S GLORIOUS

[@b0hem1]

Someone saw Jaunt Ron

[@LeoRoboto]

Worldwide China Plagues. YOU FORESAW THIS!

[@mrwhatchacallit4185]

0:25 jontron ytp predicted coronavirus

[@zayerbayer]

8:00 "i swear to God i don't even think you could beat this segment if there wasn't a God" Your move atheists.

[@AtlasBlizzard]

"If the walls could talk, they'd say OOO-AAA-OOOOOOO-!"

[@GeneralSmelly]

My favourite game is billy goblin the sex hog.

[@generaln0nsense848]

world war broke your wife. turn on captions during the video and you'll see those exact words in that exact order

[@generaln0nsense848]

Oh yeah trans. can you link me to your DWAAAAAUUUUGGGGHHHHH? i wanna follow you on it

[@Transpooper]

My social medias are in the description.

[@AgentLevitar]

0:24 Combatting Worldwide China Plagues Were you trying to tell us something? 😂🤣😭

[@bwheels5087]

The Worldwide China plagues part was ahead of it's time lmao

[@RedBlueProductions1]

>intro plays >think your computer is having another CLOCK_WATCHDOG_TIMEOUT again >think "god fucking damnit it happened again" >it didn't happen

[@theplainplayer]

The enhanced WAAAH kills me every time.

[@spoonsofflurry6020]

You got me at the younglings lol

[@hikanix1235]

3:28 I can't stop laughing 😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭

[@Pigmedog]

0:23 this aged well

[@smallcheesebread6531]

"Each obstacle makes an etching in my etcha sketch soul"

[@cards1160]

"Why would I try to escape Billy the Sex Offender?" If you can't answer that yourself I think you have bigger problems.

[@MishMashStudios]

it's funny how relevant 0:23 is now... xD

[@dannydeedsdonedirtcheep1726]

worldwide china plaugues hits a little to close to home

[@rafakisaa1869]

0:40 genius idea to make a Muppet reference

[@JoshL117]

7:46 "I'm finally queer!"

[@crystal_xxi]

0:24 That's a bit too relevant atm :')

[@FOF275]

"Combating worldwide China plagues" well, well

[@SamanthaAnimations795]

Oh no corona.

[@Kentololable]

Etch 'n' sketch + woOo and the Lose Yourself gags are the borrowed, but it's still good~

[@TheSektorz]

At first I was like "meh" and played this in the background while drawing some shit but then the Lose Yourself segment began and I was like OMFG SUBSCRIBED 10/10 BEST MONTAGE BEST MONTAGE EVR. You're a swood editor, made me smael, keep it up!

[@MisfitHeroesReal]

Can’t believe this random ytp predicted corona.

[@SamanthaAnimations795]

5:42 etch a sketch

[@Melechtna]

"china viruses" Oh ...

[@squid_superstar]

8:10 this joke did not age well

[@danielhaugan4603]

8:01 "I swear to god, I don't even think you could beat this segment if there wasn't a god." Checkmate atheists.