Everything Wrong with Mashed Bandicoot

A YTP that makes just enough sense for an understandable story, but the story itself is full of holes.
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[@C.D.Pooper]

12:51 Mistake 113: Now Cortex has a different face and body and no one explains why

[@CyCortex]

that part cracked me up xD

[@lostartist7751]

A sin added for every like to your comment.

[@setsers1]

Coliforme Deforme thx

[@setsers1]

Coliforme Deforme DAMN IT 😂😁😀

[@unfathomedfears2.wh0a19]

Mistake 114: Their is spelled wrong in 2 instances 3 times in total

[@markusmccloud]

You also forgot to mention the oxymoron near the end. Y'know, the "Cozy *hot* cup of *iced* tea".

[@Mister_Oddity]

ding

[@dragonempress8367]

That was funny though

[@ogopogoagogo]

It is "iced" tea so that must mean it was once had ice before being heated up.

[@peterjacobsen7613]

I can't believe I actually thought Mashed Bandicoot was one of the greatest poops ever made, thanks to this video, I now know otherwise.

[@tsarmikislav938]

Will it has the most consistent one

[@anjoliebarrios8906]

You're right, it's not one of the greatest poops. It's THE greatest poop.

[@dthtvdth8244]

Lol Hey

[@robloxistoxic8949]

Me too

[@BryanMorris-yc8iq]

You are the type of person who clearly SHOULDN'T be watching an EWW. A person who's opinion is very easily changed by something not meant to be taken seriously anyway.

[@BoWs1rJr]

1:25 I think it's funny how crash 4 has somewhat made this accurate now

[@MarioMasterK]

We need more YTPSins

[@JoshNotJohn0]

7:40 Cortex punched tiny to get on the train, sure. But i don't think he'd want two of the people he recruited to start fighting simply due to the fact it'd likely cause some collateral damage. Plus, having two of your underlings fight is never a good thing.

[@Abaj_]

"Is this a flashback?" Nono,NP, it's a *comeback*

[@johnisdaboi27]

啊 more like *cumback*

[@Crossy]

Omg finally a cinemasins parody This oughta be great :D

[@Lu22H]

Crossover Fanatic this is a Video Game Sins parody

[@NPCarlsson]

It's a Music Video Sins parody

[@Crossy]

NPCarlsson Well whatever it is ^^ Its a great video :)

[@setsers1]

NPCarlsson oh sweet!

[@soarinskies1105]

Crossover Fanatic cinemasins is cancer

[@asrielthedreamer6783]

Speaking of dingodile, Where is the adventures of dingodile ?!?!

[@NPCarlsson]

If all goes to plan, there'll be a short Dinogdile episode in the Original Trilogy video.

[@asrielthedreamer6783]

NPCarlsson ok

[@RWBYraikou888]

+NPCarlsson Well, it'll be time that we figure out if Dingodile and King Ripper Roo got their pizza.

[@TurtwigChampion]

I think this is a good way for poopers to make some self criticism looks at their own work, and I hope more people give it a try. There's a lot of large plot based YTP's out there, and it could make for quite the fun look into one's old work. Also thanks for the update on the Spyro collab I was wondering what happened with that.

[@inciniumz4671]

Ah, I love that you go on and criticize your own YTP in a joking but also constructive way. Few people do that. You rock, buddy!

[@yoshibull]

*W O A H,* a new *NPCarlsson* video :D

[@FoxMan_FF]

Oh my god, i didn't even notice Stu in the background in that one shot. Of course he's skunk-watching.

[@tabreezsiddique]

11:18 Now that you've announced that we're getting the three endings related to these annotations, that now means this sin no longer holds up(or at least it won't when those come out).

[@theorangetoad5669]

It still not comes out seen 2020

[@timtomtimothythe2nd908]

Okay, but can we take away a sin for the admittedly clever use of Love Train during the train sequence? I found that hilarious, and it's way better than some other songs you could've used.

[@LeBeauYT]

Hey, where *IS* the sheep part from?

[@alexswin4387]

Hey. This is a parody of Cinemasins' Everything Wrong With Series.

[@LeBeauYT]

I know

[@oasis9615]

Alex Swin you cock. This is no time for not answering

[@PuffyOne1898]

Alex Swin what the hell is your motive for saying this?

[@DarkPhaaze]

How do I even put into words how great this video is? There's something ironic about pointing out plotholes in youtube poop, since the point has traditionally been to not make any sense. Yet, attention to detail is a venerable trait, and somehow pointing out the errors makes the video even funnier. The only logical explanation is that you have the ability to transcend logic. I love yer FACE!

[@willywins0446]

Everything Wrong with Everything Wrong with Mashed Bandicoot Here's one: 4:50 "You mean an ordinary lipstick."

[@doswallo]

I don't care how many mistakes there are. Mashed Bandicoot is my favorite YTP. Thank you so much for making it!

[@noahblair3020]

10:05 to 10:08 what is that a reference to? SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME!

[@DragonQueen-ox8dk]

The only thing I can think of is courage the cowardly dog but I have no idea

[@owenbaker2.084]

That sorta sounds like Emperor Palpatine, kinda.

[@Luckwaive]

AHH IT'S COPYING CINEMA SINS

[@SpyroGuy]

GAAIIIIIIIIIIHUMILIATION!!!

[@soarinskies1105]

TheLuckyCharmsGuy except instead of being a narcissistic jackass who wants the acclaim of a film critic but also the safety of a film satire youtuber. This guy actually outright critiques his own work so no not really.

[@AKDrDestruktMorris]

I know this is three years late, but the second missle and nuts thing was actually correct. You confused circumcision for castration.

[@NPCarlsson]

Oh, damn. You're right. How the hell did I not realise that at the time?

[@sharkanenoa5928]

Why does Cortex get all the FUCK LUCK

[@mettatonneo1147]

Literally nothing, it’s one of the best things I’ve ever seen

[@Badsy_the_Edgecat]

well perhaps n brio's Totally Cool steroid formula also makes the minions difficult to control, so he would have to make some kind of effort to get them Totally under his Total control

[@cowboyluigi3781]

Maybe the mario head tracker has a radar ontop of the tracker that points to mario heads location but because the fact that everytime the radar is shown its a close up so the radar is off screen?

[@McMemeTME]

Long ago I didn’t even realize the very person who made the video was behind this. Says a lot about the younger ages…

[@rocketwithapocket]

Never thought about how much I needed this in my life.

[@mr.doodytp3793]

Extra sin: How is Mr. Krabs able to breathe out of water

[@Nightmare-kn6ee]

2:41 you might be correct about this sin but from the looks of it a couple seconds later Cortex did fall down faster than Robotnik since Robotnik was doing a somewhat spiral fall while Cortex was just calling straight down and it seemed Cortex did start going down faster than Robotnik and that could be the reason Robotnik is ordering him to break his fall because Cortex would have hit the ground first while Robotnik would hit it after him but that's all I can guess since that's what it looked like to me

[@thealientree3821]

"It's an ordinary dollar that's been soaked in coral, torn up in a lagoon and kissed with a lagoon and crumpled with semi-dollar blue clam lagoon and me millionth number gloss slightly Squidward." You said it like a professional.

[@kardonis8937]

Just so happened to post this after I was binging cinema sins for the past few days? Good timing I guess.

[@batspam1013]

Kardonis illuminati confirmed

[@AKDrDestruktMorris]

Late again, but one new correction. Correction: Robotnik wasn't actually yelling at the ground. Cortex was falling much faster than him (disappearing into the giant hole before him), so it's very likely he was yelling at Cortex to break his fall.

[@azurewarrior2000]

YTPSins, huh? That's something you don't see everyday.

[@auggie4269]

I’ve had this question for a while now: in Krabs reels in a banana shitsandwich, he defeated and supposedly killed Mario Head. How is Mario suddenly out and about with Krabs’ millionth dollar? Wouldn’t he try to take the dollar back right after defeating Mario?

[@wannaplay4224]

Mashed bandicoot is the best ytp in the world

[@mylifeisacomplexpastiche7901]

One sin you forgot to add Aku Aku: “Congratulations, you’ve killed us all!” Sheldon: “Was that sarcasm?” Mario: “No?” Actually, yes, congratulating someone for a screw up is in fact sarcasm.

[@tsarmikislav938]

The second explosion is caused by Micheal bay

[@JMandJJ7797]

I kinda thought the Mashed Bandicoot part 3 esque thing would be the idea I suggested of how SpongeBob handled the Krusty Krab with Mr. Krabs off to find the Mario head. Maybe a joke involving Squidward's head disappearing at an inopportune time for Mr.Krabs to use it to shield him.

[@thesheeper0873]

What happened to sonic and tails during mash bandicoot

[@oasis9615]

TheSheeper087 a wizard did it.

[@HarmonyBunny]

They were on the rails.

[@YannYann12345]

"Never played portal" *ding*

[@odelay1]

This video was completely brilliant. YTPsins is a great idea.

[@tomb4324]

Oh no, NPCarlsson was creative again and point out flaws in a Cinema Sins parody style. Whatever shall we do?Although seriously, this was funny. Good job Carlsson.

[@nicholasvoyles3029]

I'm thinking the tracker works like a metal detector and not a radar in that it keeps showing Mario Head because Mr. Krabs is always pointing it in the correct direction. If he turned around then it wouldn't work.

[@graduator14]

Interesting concept, I like it! 9 crystals out of ten!

[@NPCarlsson]

THAT ISN'T ENOUGH!!

[@emerl298]

There needs to be more Cinemasins videos for cinematic KZbin Poops, or any KZbin poops in general.

[@Bruh-gw4jm]

Well the crystals and gems thing could be that it is also an exchange machine as well as a vending machine

[@Sonic_Gamer501]

Did you hear? Dr. Robotnik has a new protege. Her name is either Eggette or Omelette.

[@thesupershinymegagengar2034]

5:47 Yeah, well so was the "like a boss remix" you said you would do in a separate video.

[@NPCarlsson]

I said I "may do it in a separate video". And anyway, I actually did. So, yeah. Boom! How d'you like them apples? That's what you get for criticising my criticism.

[@thesupershinymegagengar2034]

@@NPCarlsson Really? Well which is it? Also, touché.

[@NSHG]

Let it be known that NPCarlsson's poop counter here was going up like casino machines in Las Vegas, lmao.

[@RWBYraikou888]

Another sin: how did the Icee survive the airship crashing? And even if it did, how did it not melt or burn in the fire?

[@Xenronnify]

Just like the swiss umbrella, this poop is full of holes. But still one of my favorites.

[@MDDPSBandNHKLF2K9]

Crash Bandicoot would be The Fairly OddParents of Universal Kids

[@robbiewalker2831]

8:09: ICEE?

[@thebandanadee8265]

This YTP is good.

[@NPCarlsson]

Thank you :)

[@justjeike3516]

Everything Wrong with "Everything Wrong with Mashed Bandicoot"

[@setsers1]

Why wasn't this in my recommended 😂

[@edsandsonicatolympic]

Okay, in all honesty, I stopped watching the update videos, and now I'm really confused. Is the next video a review of the Naughty Dog trilogy, or a YTP? You told someone in the comments there would be a Dingodile short, implying it's a YTP, so I really don't understand. I really don't know which update video the information will be in or if it's even on KZbin rather than Twitter.

[@NPCarlsson]

I don't blame you. I've made too many update videos recently. It's pretty much a parody review of the Naughty Dog trilogy, but it will have a lot of YTP elements. I'm purposely not revealing very much of it because I want it to be a surprise exactly what it is.

[@edsandsonicatolympic]

All right. Thanks.

[@drunk4767]

Lmao this was great. I thought about some of these things when I first watched it and it's cool you caught some of them too

[@ghostlywinds5334]

9 months or less. Dang dude i still love mashed bandicoot even though theere is a fair bit of holes

[@vgamissos5983]

OMG When I clicked at this video I thought the guy that makes everything wrong with (cinemasins): videos made it but it was you xD its so well done as well! (like always!) I have commented before in your videos like a year or two ago but I would be more than grateful if you saw a inspired from your YTP'S video (Mashed Coco Bandicoot) check out both parts please

[@MrPhantaze]

11:14 Sin 2021: now they will

[@BlueBladerBot]

The fact that any pony survived is an automatic 120 sins, minus one for killing one.

[@DimentiosLoyalest]

4:49 hearing you say that made me unreasonably happy.

[@pumaman7072]

What a wonderful birthday gift.

[@mrevaporation_]

I always knew that someone would make cinemasins parody on their work!

[@Jamieberigan]

I didn't know I wanted someone to cinema sin their own work but here we are today

[@JohnnyCooper64]

I was expecting the video to be 24 hours. Lol

[@MasacoMike]

WOOW!!! STARTING WITH A FLASHBACK

[@jellyjub1690]

I thought this was an actual video when I saw it my recommendations that's why i was so confused

[@zenfirebird5360]

They say the first step to Spaghetti is admitting one sins… but with all the sins you committed you shall be sentanced to the OVER 9000th circle of YTP hell- Super Mario.

[@liamfunnyman6965]

Now let's try Everything GREAT About Mashed Bandicoot!

[@BryanMorris-yc8iq]

1:25 This sin is outdated because of Crash 4

[@burnyanarandomfan7080]

7:08 that's the point right

[@dizhydron3846]

At least it didn't have too many logos.

[@floatingf8783]

6:28 Best part.

[@Waxican]

You should do this as a mini series for story YTP's.

[@11gscanlan]

Mistake 115 - "Cortex, you take the bass" he then plays piano.

[@jamesvernon2388]

even has the new crystal maze at the end

[@burnyanarandomfan7080]

The first ever person to sin their own video that I know

[@s1lverrush55]

Wait, 10:10 what is it from????

[@Jazztache]

I loved this ytp

[@freakfoxvevo7915]

More of these, please

[@SumThingFawful]

Now cinmasins makes a response ytp made by his mother dissing Npcalson

[@Doctor699]

Very good, but so was mashed bandicoot, even for all it's flaws. I've watched it 9 times and it's one of those rare rich ytps. So many quotes and memorable scenes. "It's okay... I love you!.... You can touch me if you want, ehe."

[@BlackBloodCombatClub]

Still the best damn ytp I've ever seen, though!

[@speedslider3913]

I've personally cared about how the crops look or what voices are used in YTPs. As long as they're funny and memely, it's good.

[@aruce9]

I thought that the santa cortex was a call back to the concept to twinsanity with nice cortex

[@lightsoul6192]

12:44 lmfao my fave part where he falls XD

[@jessemilne5245]

THERE SO WAS Nothing wrong with Mashed Bandicoot, it is ONE OF THE GREATEST YTP's ever made! Like The Uncredibles.

[@JediKammy]

When is Mashed Bandicoot remake?

[@NPCarlsson]

Never.

[@cartoonosaurus]

Maybe crystals are the equivalent of gift cards in this universe.

[@stephenmichels2915]

Holly Smokes! I had jumpscared by Crash!

[@JargonMadjin]

You did a Sin Count on your own videos, you goddamn legend

[@d-manthecaptain1382]

Awsome vid, yo gutta go doo the projett maan

[@cherrybombwaffles518]

the video was awesome, but if I had one thing to nitpick, I felt that Crash didn't serve much of a purpose other than to be there because the video's named after him.

[@olwere]

Your misspelled their in the whole “it’s in their nature for minions” part!

[@NPCarlsson]

Oh, I did? I always spell that word wrong.

[@olwere]

Wow

[@Nightmare-kn6ee]

So there were at least 9 sins per minute

[@gaving.griffon2703]

Another sin, "and once totally under my total control, and I will use this army to totallu troll the world" the "and" shouldnt be there.

[@ballowax9252]

Oh my god it's actually happening!