YTP - Max Payne doesn't give a fuf about what he's doing

[@JEJJ5333]

That first scene literally couldn't exist much longer without someone pooping it, I had thought about doing it myself. Excellent video. BACK OFF

[@aryansaxena3114]

TheJ5333 There was something disturbingly familiar about the letter before me. The handwriting was all pretty curves. "You're in the third game of your series, Max." The truth was like a chainsaw piercing through my brain. No snowfall 24 hours. The permanent blizzard we had in New York was gone. So was the friendly,nostalgic New York. I was in Brazil. My coat was replaced by a hideous Hawaiian shirt. I now had the South American sun burning my body like steak in an oven. My grinning smile was replaced by the face of a man who just had a hangover and is now doing Valkyr. I was bald. My head looked shinier than diamonds in white light. My present was no longer about me. I was stuck once again in the middle of a gang war. But this time, it was not one or two gangs. It was a filthy, unintelligible, complex clusterf**k. Everyone was swearing. I forgot how to be happy. I was in the third game of my series. Funny as hell it was the most f**ked up thing I could think of.

[@JEJJ5333]

Well done!

[@aryansaxena3114]

TheJ5333 was that sarcasm?

[@JEJJ5333]

Nah man, I thought it was funny

[@aryansaxena3114]

TheJ5333 oh. Thanks.

[@cloudyfoam]

0:09 “That’s what my fuf problem is”

[@NBGVideos]

10/10 would shit on roof.

[@scheagu2110]

I didn't know that Max was working as a striper😂😂😂

[@TyrannoWright]

0:22 SecKsY American Savior!

[@garrettsattem4799]

TyrannoWright that’s right!

[@Callsign_Ewok]

Theres shit on the roof, not the floor, the fucking roof.

[@dogboy347]

"This was no time for CoOock jokes"

[@ffruit_ssalad]

Amazing ytp. thanks, i havent laughed like that in a while.

[@CsubAzUrmedve]

Rodrigo Branco owned things. Peen S.S. :D

[@garrettsattem4799]

PULL, I SAID!!

[@zerourtaga1129]

I was hot and wanted to be dangerous

[@abramsullivan7764]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@winniboi]

Recommend putting the subtitles on. Makes it more funny

[@Aman-cb1pt]

First 20 seconds was funnier than my max payne ytp as a whole

[@samuelconroy5828]

what the shell? this is so fudging good

[@coolbeams6885]

This is kosher as fuck

[@shaneconley3564]

+Cool Beans *FuF

[@The_Whistlingman56]

1:20 I thought that was really funny

[@doa_3]

Hello, brother

[@NismoRacer00]

LMAO

[@fakallniggas7600]

Mr. King

[@pudim6248]

Whathafuf

[@JohnnyNatrium]

This game is so awful that even a Poop can't make it good.

[@joedally1797]

@G 50 I agree. I lost myself in Max Payne 3 real easy. Definitely one of my top 3 games.

[@ryanm.8720]

The problem with Max Payne 3 is probably due to how bleak and hopeless it is. Plus, Max's complaining can get annoying at times.

[@Marine_2010]

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