YTP: Michael's Class Needs Addiction Counseling

[@soapiestlyric4]

I think "Inebriation" is the most impressive YTP sentence mix I've ever heard. Well done!

[@thepoopenator7341]

Those drink jokes at the beginning were just orgasmic. Whatever happens, we love you

[@im_sorry_i_forgot_my_username]

Clicked faster than an electronic rabbit.

[@im_sorry_i_forgot_my_username]

I liked the use of Made in Abyss music at the end. Overall, a fantastic poop, as always. Your sentence mixing is always on point, "No inebriation" and "I want complete sobriety" got me good.

[@ChickenPika]

I didn't think someone would notice that that quickly. I fucking love MIA.

[@maxwell4546]

Nice face.

[@im_sorry_i_forgot_my_username]

Made in Abyss is probably my 3rd best anime of the year, after March Comes in Like a Lion in 1st place and the second season of Boku no Hero Academia in 2nd place. However, Made in Abyss easily wins best soundtrack not only of the year, but of several years and probably for several years to come. I haven't heard a soundtrack this enamoring since Zankyou no Terror.

[@ChickenPika]

I'm still on the first season of Boku no Hero, and 3gatsu is on the list. I saw the first episode and I absolutely loved it. Haven't seen any of Zankyou no Terror, but seeing as it was directed by Shinichiro Watanabe, I'll probably love it.

[@corktail7900]

"i drink it... i undrink it"

[@thelandrovermaniac5334]

🤮

[@Imperial8933]

0:54 - 0:58

[@CJODell12]

@AzureWolf168 By puking it back up

[@ThePlamzJoker]

Good to see more from you, mate :)

[@ChickenPika]

Thanks! And it was great to see you!

[@danielmichaellister4625]

Well well well if it isnt The Dons of the Michael Rosen YTPs

[@Pyberspace]

I WANT COMPLETE SOBRIETY.

[@Core_Of_The_Void]

The weak ones just used Tequila

[@luteful]

We had a government that was so strict, you weren't allowed to drink in their country. They used to stand out at the police station going "Nooooo inebriation! I want complete sobriety!" ... We figured out that what you had to do was snatch a quick drink in the speakeasy when they weren't looking. (rural version would be snatch a quick drink in the woods or the still or something idk

[@PsychoticGirl2003]

@@Core_Of_The_Void There is always a winery kid going *slirp*

[@Core_Of_The_Void]

@@PsychoticGirl2003 my brother’s on the end of runway four!

[@PsychoticGirl2003]

@@Core_Of_The_Void My dad wants gin in his tea.

[@jonathansmithCrabAuthor]

The “winey kid” joke was nothing short of inspired. So simple but so good.

[@Michael-Rosen]

The weak ones just used tequila

[@SharpForceTrauma]

Michael: "Harrybo...how did he die?" Harrybo:"Poisons! 203!" Michael: O_O

[@Circuitssmith]

He was an absolute Viking, Harrybo.

[@JunKazamaFan]

"I undrink it." made me lose it! (My laughter, that is, not my alcohol.)

[@bowldawg4394]

YOU AGAIN, I SEE YOU EVERYWHERE

[@rabiealkurba2520]

Fuck off

[@rabiealkurba2520]

@@bowldawg4394 probably a bot

[@kursatemekse9737]

Why are You everywhere?! Youre getting fucking annoying

[@Imperial8933]

0:54 - 0:58

[@reaperman9411]

Thanks for making such high quality Michael Rosen ytp's-my all time favorite is Michael Rosens abusive childhood so thank you for creating such a masterpiece and good luck with the next part of your life

[@ECloudDog]

Honestly, take your time. We all love and appreciate your efforts, and we'll be happier knowing that you're ok rather than knowing that this is all forced. Best of luck to you.

[@dylanbradfordgreenlee331]

Wat

[@dakat5131]

yeah it's sad to see people burn out because they make stuff just to make it and end up not enjoying it anymore and cancelling.

[@-ftang.5-15]

Why did you delete your videos?

[@TurtwigChampion]

Good luck in your next chapter! Good to see a new video from you too. "I undrink it." ~Michael Rosen

[@detnyeriket]

*NOOO INEBRIATION* I want complete sobriety. The weak ones used tequila.

[@Core_Of_The_Void]

You’d beat them going down behind you

[@loganandrews3121]

​@@Core_Of_The_Void Ka-BWEAAUCH!

[@reiaboo3805]

gunshots, screams, explosions; i sleep new chicken pika vid; AWOKE

[@Engardian]

All the alcohol puns were fantasticks to your teeth

[@RootNegativeSixteen]

Yay, I could really use some ChickenPika right about now

[@ChickenPika]

I'm sorry I didn't think to put some windmills in for you, though.

[@tom_sundog]

Poisons, 203 ;)))

[@jeffcarroll1990shock]

That’s right! You thought it was chocolate but it was me! Tined Michael Rosen!

[@maogu1999]

HA HAH HAAH!

[@quantum.codex42]

Into the mouth

[@jeffcarroll1990shock]

@@maogu1999 anyway...

[@dingbat2461]

I've been sick for the past three days, and I've been binge watching your videos. They've made me laugh so hard I practically coughed out my lungs; you're a severely underrated channel, keep at it.

[@turntechgodhead73]

never once in my life did I ever think I'd see Rosen eat a tide pod

[@MarshalHopalop]

Sick Mount and Blade Sea Raider callback.

[@ender_scythe2879]

I've recently been playing Warband and it caused me a good chuckle.

[@watam8]

I hate sea raiders so much.

[@Jumalautaseppo]

Less talking, more raiding

[@antthegord9411]

clicked, watched, liked, commented, and out the door. just the perfect boost I needed before work. Thanks Pika :)

[@BoredOuttaMySkullBoi]

1:01 our teacher, *Miss Wood-all,* said "Any more and it'll be dead. No survival. No SuS. Nothing!" Had me dead.

[@twoscarabsintheswarm9055]

That's sus

[@CapemanProducti0ns]

And the poopers they were falling behind Chickenpika; _ka-Pff_ , *ka-Pff* , _ka-poom._ *Survival.* 👈

[@LUR1FAX]

You've really got your own style, man. You're a legend. You're brilliant! Wish you all the best, man!

[@plasmaTee269]

I died at the tide pod...

[@ChickenPika]

RIP

[@Thedarkassassin88]

ChickenPika’s back! He wasn't dead. It was just one of his tricks.

[@Notto-tn9dy]

I remember when I first found your channel several years ago. I pissed myself laughing then and I still do now, you're brilliant at this and it's honestly unbelievable that you don't have more subscribers. Especially since you've kept going for all these years making YTPs. My hat off to you!

[@PizzaPieOverlord]

Just when I thought there couldn't be any more original YTP ideas with Michael Rosen, this shows up in my subscriptions. Nice work!

[@mugoloo]

NOOOO INEBRIATION!

[@scavengersix2161]

I want complete Sobriety!

[@mugoloo]

The weak ones just used tequila!

[@maogu1999]

You'd hear them going down behind you.

[@maogu1999]

@Noah Johnston Our Teacher, miss WOODLE said ANYMORE AND IF YOU DEAD. No SURVIVAL No SUS No nothing.

[@bigdonutsandpinkcupcakes3721]

Harrybo. Once, my friend, Harrybo came to school laughing. We said, "What's funny?" He said his grandad had died. Then I said, "That's a shame" and Harrybo was still snorting away like mad. **Snorting intensifies**

[@256PiAlternate]

this video's audio weirdly kept speeding up and going way out of sync when I was watching it on my phone while eating lunch today though it works fine on my laptop which is weird but whatever regardless fantastic video as always dude & good luck on whatever you're currently doing

[@ChickenPika]

That is odd. I didn't notice it on my phone. Thanks, man! I always love your stuff.

[@DizzyingKaleidoscope]

That happens to me too. The YT app is fucking horrible.

[@plasmaticlmao]

256PiAlternate kJ.

[@thelandrovermaniac5334]

Old phones do that and tabs or if you have viruses

[@ScrewBallTheAlien]

Another masterpiece from the Titan of Michael Rosen YTP. Bravo good sir, bravo.

[@MysteryPancake]

0:32 to 1:01 is the most creative use of michael i've seen so far

[@Xehanort10]

The "NO inebriation. I want complete sobriety" bit was the best part.

[@BenG6509]

0:24 Babies in a nutshell

[@Red_Gaming96]

My Brother on the end of rumway four My Dad wants gin in his tea Older Rosen has opened his can of beer And I’m still fiddle diddling with the whiskey

[@maogu1999]

I drink it *SLUUUUURP* I undrink it *BLEEAAARGH*

[@necrothescistt8164]

One of the greatest comebacks of all time! Seriously you make great ytps and make me laugh even in the times i thought happiness was unreachable. Thank you for being the great entertainer you are!

[@coling8580]

0:16 "You thought it was chocolate, but it was me..." Me: DIO?? "Tinned Michael Rosen" Eh, good enough

[@forceshakedown]

You’re one of my greatest inspiration, thanks for the awesome vids

[@krass76]

great to see you back! I wish you the best of success with your plans!

[@CrimsonDarknessSS]

It's been a while, dude. This was rather amusing, the Vomit Counter got a small laugh out of me every time it showed up.

[@plusmate19]

Ms.Woodle

[@albond]

*Woodall

[@krass76]

1.) I never clicked so fast. 2.) I never, in my entire life, clicked on a video so fast 3.) I, which is the pronoun that identifies me, never in my entire life, which wasn't comparably short but yet, is very short compared to the lifespan of the universe, making me wonder whether anything I am doing or acomplishing matters in the context of our universe and whether our universe even matters in the context of all universes, used my mouse to navigate on KZbin, an arbitrary and ever-growing amalgamation of moving pictures with sound, shown on a liquid crystal display and played back through headphones which were designed long before I was, processed through billions of transistors in a very tiny space, connected to almost infinitely more transistors forming the internet, and opened this video for the first time, or any for this matter, with such a velocity within the execution of my movements of said laser tracking device on a neither small nor large textile surface bonded to a rubber-like substance, leading to a forceful clicking of one of the buttons within said laser tracking device and thus opening this specific video.

[@JdotCarver]

Fresh new spin on an old classic and with topical references too! I like it!! Awesome job.

[@jamesondoane32]

Holy shit, you're good dude! Subbed. Instantly. Very smooth sentence-mixing, it sounds almost real.

[@stimpgimpson1206]

This is the finest example of sentence mixing I've seen. I do believe YTP is an art form, and your mastery of rhythm, meter and surrealism constructs a narrative form beyond that of the purely abstract realm.

[@ChickenPika]

That is easily the most erudite compliment I've received for my pooping.

[@stimpgimpson1206]

I see CaptainPlyumz as a key influencer in this genre. He has a classic, functional approach to his content. I'd say this is the purest and most influential of sentence mixing. You seem to embody the functional status of Mozart yearning to those qualities of his spiritual mentor, but the explorative facets of Beethoven absorbing said culture, but propelling the form into a Romantic setting.

[@probe1765]

The weak ones just used to-KEEL-AH!

[@omnipresentsnowflake4698]

1:54 made in abyss music sped up, I see you.

[@DianeSteele]

It still sounds kinda decent actually

[@omnipresentsnowflake4698]

Made in abyss' OST in general sounds amazing

[@DianeSteele]

tru

[@natesteelecorum5336]

what’s the song at 1:47?

[@nightoflust]

The wait is usually long, but it is always worth it!

[@hamjaro2920]

Such a classic video, so creative. I needed to rewatch your videos after a couple of years of shite. No idea if you still read comments and I know it's been said so many times but your content makes me so happy. But I do understand why you've stepped away and won't commit to a schedule anymore, all your videos are amazing and I'm not sure if I'll ever get bored of them no matter how many times I watch.

[@queenjulianalovesherfatban2064]

The master of Rosen poops is back..

[@Shlooomth]

What? New from chickenpika? Happy birthday to me!

[@AmethystRebellion]

ToeKnee0126 Happy birthday to you dude!

[@MasterOfHelium]

The boozed class part really cracked me! And don't worry, take your time.

[@NitrusFBlaze]

Neat. A hilarious YTPer uploaded a new fantastic YTP.

[@maverickREAL]

That "no inebriation" joke had a nice buildup and great followups.

[@shrimpchips5853]

ChickenPika was always one of my favorites. I know you’ve left for greener pastures, and won’t be returning, but I do wish you luck, wherever you are. You’ve made my life all the better.

[@ChickenPika]

Actually I made a video a month or two ago and I'm planning to make more. I was planning on leaving but I decided against it. It was partially comments like this that made me want to keep doing it. The thought that the dumb silly things I made for fun could actually make anyone's life a little better is overwhelming, and I love it.

[@shrimpchips5853]

Oh my god you’re here?! I though you’d left this account for years! You introduced me to the YTP community. I’m glad you’re back man, but I’m not trying to pressure you. Do what you want, even if that means leaving. Not my choice to make.

[@ChickenPika]

@@shrimpchips5853 no no, I'm not pressured. I just wanted to let you know I uploaded a video since. In the meantime during my hiatus I started streaming on Twitch, and I ran my Facebook page from 2014 to now, so I was still active, I just had no plans to ever make more videos. With The Michael Rosen Recovery, my latest YTP, it feels like the spark might be back. What happened to make me start the "new chapter" was I joined the military in late 2018. It didn't end up working out, so I didn't have to take the departure I thought I would.

[@shrimpchips5853]

Holy shit you joined the military? I never knew.

[@ChickenPika]

@@shrimpchips5853 I mentioned it on the Facebook page (sort of like a blog combined with a meme page) but never here.

[@LegendarySparantus]

The scenes where Michael chugs down a full bottle put a smile on my face every time I see them Same for the thumbnail, it's fantastic x)

[@oliversherman2414]

I love your channel keep up the great stuff!

[@extrabytes7191]

Will we know the story about the videos being private? Anyways, good poop. I hope i can enjoy your poops as long as possible. The ytp genre has been dying a little bit over the past 2 years and you are one of the surviving that actually do really good. Keep on going my dude.

[@ChickenPika]

Yes. I'll explain it in that announcement video. I appreciate your patience and your praise.

[@izzyosborn637]

I lost it at rumway four, great vid!

[@AstralSnowstorm6157]

"See, I told you, It's not fair mum, he's a greedy little pig!" "You can't catch me, I'm the Speedy Ham." Cuts right there. GENIUS!

[@Circuitssmith]

The “winey kid” joke was underappreciated, but I saw it and loved it.

[@Bloodshed-qh8gb]

That tide pods reference was great

[@poopie1515]

i haven't seen a good Michael rosen ytp in a while. this is great.

[@chickenlittle0743]

*O U R L O R D A N D S A V I O U R I S B A C K*

[@madladluke]

The weak ones just used tequilA! You'd hear them going down behind you Ka-pBLUUERARGH! There's always a wine-y kid going *sluuuuuurp* My brother's on the end of rum-way 4! My dad wants gin in his tea. Older Rosen has opened his can of beer. And I'm still fiddling with the whiskey. I drink it. I un-drink it. BLUEARGHH!!

[@ChazMcRich1]

ChickenPenis is the FIERCEST KZbin POOPER IN THE WORLD.

[@roberte2945]

"I undrink it!"

[@derpysponge43]

Can I have tinned Michael Rosen in my life?

[@girlwiththeblueglasses8284]

That whiney kid joke had me HOWLING. I can’t get over the slurp😭

[@bog2127]

DAD! YOUR BACK, PLEASE DONT GO!

[@SaenGaems]

no, his back

[@swagar]

His back, again.

[@xenthetic4188]

"You can't catch me, I'm the speedy ham" really got me going 🤣

[@camwoodstock]

Grand to see you're still living!

[@naranciaisbestboi125]

Excellent as always. Had me laughing in the first five seconds.

[@BagOfToenails]

It looked like I'd never seen anything, quite so *nice* in all my *NICE*

[@Thunderbirds101]

I don't need survival, I've got *SUS*

[@theskyfoogle1511]

This is one of those channels where you forget you had subbed to it, but you are glad you did.

[@genericusername147]

clicked faster than an electronic goldfish

[@ghosters1072]

Hell yeah, the Vikings at 1:11 were Sea Raiders from Mount and Blade!!!!!!!!

[@maogu1999]

Ha! That's right :D

[@papermouse_9]

After all of this time prank calling stores asking for Rosen in a Can, it's finally been found

[@tatewaggoner6546]

i died at "i drink it. i undrink it *pukes*"

[@chas_and]

That’s gotta be one of the best video thumbnails I’ve ever seen

[@Dorgpoop]

Michael Rosen really is the only immortal meme. Great poop. I read the description, and I understand fully if your thinking of moving on from YTPs or KZbin in general (if that's what it was sort of mentioning), everyone does eventually. You will be missed as a very top class pooper but you've given me more than enough enjoyment with your poops as it is!

[@kenetickups6146]

dorgesh na matey baneposting and pepe are just as eternal

[@jakespacepiratee3740]

Kenetic Kups No, those ones are immensely dead, so dead they've been reanimated by the Meme-Necromancers. *There are much worse things than 4Chan in the deep places of the web...*

[@LuigiLuigi8989]

Yo bro! You dont have to promise anything to us man. Its ok! And also looking forward to you doing well in this new chapter of your life man! We'll always be here for ya for support! -From a longtime fan speaking for the fans ^^

[@DadlyPhantm]

I fucking love this guy

[@Tomohran]

What we do here is go back-back-back (to 2012)

[@leepdroon]

I wish you good luck with that new chapter when it does arrive, ChikenPika (even though I'll most likely be around when you do announce it in a vid). Good luck!

[@august1875]

Finally, the legend is back!

[@randomtveit]

OMG THIS IS AMAZING! I love the intro!

[@randomtveit]

I just love the whole thing

[@asherpuls7462]

I choked on my food at the "Tinned Michael Rosen" part.

[@scavengersix2161]

I drink it. _Slurrrp!_ I un-drink it. _Blueaaauuulk!_ *Fantastick!*

[@whiteskullz]

0:55 As a whiskey lover, anyone doing that with a bottle of Johnnie Walker Blue Label is an asshole. (insert sarcasm here)

[@theregalproletariat]

Ok, ChickenPika, ok. Dont worry about it! If you can make Michael say "inhebriation" you get my constant support. "I drink it. *slurp* I un-drink it. *bleurgh*" We're not worried how long you take - you always manage to make them this good.

[@KironKhashnobish]

Goodluck Chickenpika!

[@CJODell12]

We need to get tinned Michael Rosen sold in stores.

[@disneylover6408]

1:14 "You may think we need counseling but...and this is a big but (Snort) "Thank you Harrybo, that's enough! Very funny (Snorting again like mad)

[@PlayerFiveVids]

0:43 made me LOL "There was always a WINE-y kid going *drinks wine*"

[@ioratv]

Put your Chickenpika on the tv, that'll make a good show And that program's callled: *click* Noice

[@MorgothBauglire]

This is so well edited I love it

[@Dreigonix]

You thought it was chocolate... BUT IT WAS ME, DIO ROSEN!