YTP: The Great Big Windmill Conspiracy (Special)

[@Thedarkassassin88]

The ChickenPika's guide to asking a girl out: 1: Look her in the eyes 2: Fiddle your diddle

[@ChickenPika]

It worked for my current girlfriend.

[@Thedarkassassin88]

Could it work for me?

[@ChickenPika]

Thedarkassassin88 I guess. I'm not interested in asking you out, though. No offense.

[@Thedarkassassin88]

ChickenPika It's not the first time someone friendzoned me XD

[@ChickenPika]

Thedarkassassin88 I was in love with my best friend (knew her back in grade 4), we tried going out for about a month, but she just wanted to be friends. I still loved her for another four years or so, and I tried asking her out once or twice more. We're still best friends, and she has a beautiful baby boy now (no, it's not mine). He's my godson, and he's about three at the moment. Now I'm with a woman who matches my personality perfectly, and I can't imagine anyone better. It's not always a bad thing.

[@SheerSonic]

"I tried my best pickup line....'I've got money'." xD I love how he looks so proud of himself after saying that.

[@Core_Of_The_Void]

2:34 what was that b saying?

[@linguicaguy]

​@@Core_Of_The_Void He can sodomize people. He's a sodomite, you know.

[@ColinTheGamerReal]

"Trying to make one eye KILL the other eye" Holy shit lol

[@yodalayheehoo150]

😂

[@Luna-ii6pz]

Lol

[@atakan2713]

"but everything was tighter than eleven year old"

[@deafgiftroblox5240]

"Am I going to be okay?" and the doctor started snorting away like mad. *BWBGBWGBHGB* "LOL nope! You can't live very long with your *veins bursting*"

[@ultimatediamondminer5799]

And then I looked him in the eyes and began to fiddle my diddle

[@Simoran]

Kpoom dead HA

[@presidentofallfoodnice8113]

100th like

[@jeffcarroll1990shock]

After a few months of staring at a white wall trying to make one eye kill the other eye.

[@Peebster]

@@ultimatediamondminer5799 (•.•) (•o•) (•.•) (•o•)

[@4523167098]

"I looked her straight in the eyes and fiddled my diddle" Gotta try that next time

[@maogu1999]

She won't take any notice of your se DUCK tion

[@edgemahinsky4893]

More like your sedicktion I'll see myself out now

[@Willllow]

"I look her in the eyes and fiddle my diddle"

[@ultimatediamondminer5799]

And nobody nobody at all had an orgasm

[@SoupyGuy193]

"With bottles full of lemon stuff BUT(sex)" I'll be 100% honest... that one caught me off guard xD

[@BippyTheGuy]

"The trip to Chocolate Island." You are absolutely goddamn fantastic.

[@bigstevie01]

"The skies go dim". With that death song, that is the most strangely cathartic thing I have heard in a long time and I just keep playing it over and over again.

[@darlingjade_]

It's from Resident Evil 4

[@ALPHACKER2]

I came here for the windmills. There wasn't any.....

[@ChickenPika]

Rusedby Chicken

[@rob_iola8593]

ALPHACKER2

[@mudzbe8414]

weren't

[@matthewmoore1961]

@@MoofEMP and everything was lovely once again

[@-M0n1ka-]

@@mudzbe8414 Thank you for correcting him.

[@ThePlamzJoker]

Wow, you certainly have mastered the arts of beautiful sentence mixing! Pair that with genius jokes as usual and we have ChickenPika back and better than ever. Magnificent! **joins the standing ovation**

[@ChickenPika]

Thanks! That means a lot coming from one of my favourite poopers.

[@magnified111]

When the Plamz tells you this shit, that's instant cred boost.

[@fatmax2195]

Seriously. I actually think ChickenPika is equally good if not better than cs188. This channel should be verified by now. If you don't like these Rosen poops, you won't like any youtube poops!

[@ThePlamzJoker]

Fat Max I think many channels like ChickenPika's should be verified and given more praise and attention. Unfortunately, cs188 is the only one getting enough credit and hype that others deserve.

[@Ethxnb44]

ThePlamzJoker I don't like many of cs188 poops I prefer foglume and chickenpika

[@mstr.comedy]

3:54 "I'm gonna tell you something that will burn your parents" XDD

[@weirdo7319]

It was at 3:58

[@presidentofallfoodnice8113]

69th like

[@RootNegativeSixteen]

No windmills 0/10 ...jk, this was awesome; well worth the wait. :D

[@RootNegativeSixteen]

Max Payne The tulips, you mean? Yes, they were very tasty, thank you. :)

[@RootNegativeSixteen]

***** What? If someone gives me tulips what am I supposed to do but eat them? :P

[@mrcooley2]

RootNegativeSixteen i love rootnegativesixteen

[@DaftbutnotPunk]

Max Payne Payne wat r u duin lol

[@ChickenPika]

Max Payne Feel the rhythm of YOUR VEINS... BURSTING...

[@doyouwantafirecookie7502]

"She was really hot" Like the fire that killed her parents?

[@evileyeden8024]

sick burn.

[@britishhammer5696]

+Evil EyeDen completely roasted

[@robf1557]

DoYouWantAFireCookie thats a new level of roast

[@jonathanmiller4188]

So then I woke up in the hos-pi-tal. Shhhhit OMG DYING

[@generico366]

"I'm gonna tell you something that will... Ehm... Nevermind." Genius. I aplaud you.

[@jonatanhill9450]

Then I said "Who the fuck is Jack?!" And the doctor said..."I DUNNO"

[@ChickenPika]

You might even say... That doctor doesn't know Jack. *ba dum tiss*

[@jonatanhill9450]

ChickenPika What you did there, I see it. A clever pooper you are.

[@totalxq]

nice poop but I didnt hear anything about a windmill

[@ChickenPika]

It was just one of his tricks...

[@ds2sofs]

+ChickenPika How the hell did Michael get access to Katawa Shoujo 2

[@totalxq]

+TheJoJmaster :O

[@getajobmate1281]

"I couldn't bear to see Hanako crying, so I bought a pizza." Classic Rosenite problem-solving

[@joshbrown487]

Just wanted to mention - this guy's videos helped me deal with depression for a very long time. Dunno if he still reads comments or remembers me talking about suicidal ideation but humour can heal in a way that some people don't recognise, thanks so much for your incredible content over the years :) hope all is well with ya ChickenPepe

[@KingOfThePlums]

A better sentence mix than I could ever manage. Good work matey. 333% worth the weight.

[@ChickenPika]

That means a lot coming from one of the people I count as an inspiration for starting YTP in the first place.

[@MrSpartanm33]

Just wanted to say thanks for making these, ChickenPika. It's videos like these that continue to put a smile on my face, and have helped me overcome suicidal thoughts and personal loss over the last year. Thanks dude. Don't ever stop being, Click.... Noice.

[@ChickenPika]

Holy shit, I had no idea I could help with that. Well, I'm glad I did. You're very, very welcome.

[@Ethxnb44]

ChickenPika u r a legend m8. You can do anything. U always make me happy when my days been utter shit

[@Ethxnb44]

ChickenPika (nearly every day)

[@MrSpartanm33]

:)

[@salainenlokaatio]

Blimey... That sounds HORRIBLE. Don't GIvE uP and don't KNEEL OVER AND DIE.

[@dakat5131]

"the doctor said good lord he survived" that wasn't very reassuring

[@thesharmat9956]

"I can't bear seeing hanako crying, so I begin to eat a pizza" my experience playing hanako's route

[@TTMS-Khaz-kun]

It's here! Albeit not completely finished, but that's just details. Was amazing! Makes me wanna replay Katawa Shoujo again. The best was when a woman called Hanako is sitting there. Really good!

[@tiggadawigga987]

Love the subtlety. I don't quite get all of it, but it's really clever.

[@PlumfacesamaYTP]

You've gotten so good at this.

[@god2379]

Everything youve done has been perfect and will always be perfect you are my favourite youtuber and youtubepooper love you man.

[@gigakoresh]

That part about Pizza... Brilliant! "I couldn't bear to see her cry, so I began to eat a pizza!" Worthy of a quotebook!

[@Roflstab]

Fuck yeah, another video! Take your time man, love your work

[@FrosnPls]

I shouldn't watch your videos whilst I'm ill. I'm coughing so hard from all the laughing. Especially the goddamn extra-crispy-Hanako jokes.

[@projectvalkyrie4536]

You are ridiculously good at making these. Your videos are my favorite.

[@nubzaquer]

Oh man, this was really good. The like direct references to certain things in the game. Dude

[@justsomelurkerrr]

I used my best pick up line, "I got money."

[@TheCabritoGoat]

"Let down" ? You're off your nut, CP, that was some of the best storytelling I've ever seen in a Rosen YTP

[@alegomanYTPs]

Slowing down are you? hah! no, he's back, ChickenPika tries very hard not to look proud, well you should be this is fantastik!

[@ImmaThatGuy]

Don't feel bad, you did a fine job tossing your little lemons around.

[@nightoflust]

How did i miss this amount of genious for an entire year? This is state of the art ytp, well done sir!

[@TescoValueMemes369]

I didn't find it anticlimactic. Great job, had a good laugh, that's what I subbed for.

[@beerhoven]

I liked this one a lot. Great mixing and concept. I was waiting for a Kenji part though.

[@FriendlyKat]

2:13 The "Sex" in the background made me laugh really hard.

[@forgottenbaguette2670]

Holy shit, that was just fantastic! Great work, ChickenPika; worth the wait!

[@TrustyPeepo]

ChickenPika, your videos always bring me up on a bad day :) and for that I thank you sincerely.

[@ChickenPika]

I always say, I make them for my own personal enjoyment, and it's great when other people like them. But comments like these hold a special place in my heart. I'm not sure of the exact location, but it's one of the valves that deals with warm fuzzies.

[@caldera11]

OH MY GOD THAT BURN MY EAR PART WAS PERFECT

[@chefalopod1137]

EnigmaHood uh... who exactly are you talking to?

[@caldera11]

Jacob Penrod Eh, he's mad cause he was arguing with someone on another comment I made, and I said "stfu" and disabled comments.

[@chefalopod1137]

Oh. Nevermind then.

[@calin5614]

that part with the hospital (1:16) cracked me open "i woke up in the hospiTal, shiT"

[@absolclaw]

"I've got money" 10/10 Would bang.

[@therealwarg768]

"And everything was tight and eleven years old" Holy shit, that sent me down to my knees xD

[@Eeter26]

That fucking "in the hospital... Shit." Line is truly brilliant. Just like this intire ytp!

[@Are109]

*sees ChickenPika video* Where did my pants just go?! That was a great video, it was worth the wait. Haven't laughed so much in a long time. Good job :) So happy I actually played it, made this even funnier.

[@Pokefreak223]

This was amazing ChickenPika! Please never stop pooping! (I think you know what I mean) And please, always keep your videos funny and continue with the Michael Rosen ones, because they're the best!! Love you! (No homo)

[@MechaAkuma]

As a long time fan and lurker, I have to say - please don't apologize. Don't feel that you in some way owe it us to us. We are greatful for everything you put up. The fact that you are doing this entirely for free shows us nothing but how truly generous you are. If the video was blocking you from your artistic freedom then just leave it at that and move on. Do what you think is best and keep on pooping, brother!

[@tufgamer56-d4c]

Shhhhit. This was fucking genius, welcome back good sir! :D

[@Znuffle]

Even if ChickenPika would be gone forever... I'd still remember the great pooper out there who makes amazing shit... Its easy to tell a lot of effert went into this one. Respect for that!

[@ChickenPika]

I can't foresee myself ever stopping.

[@Znuffle]

ChickenPika I can :) We're all going to KEEWL over and DIIIE, some day... :)

[@Znuffle]

ChickenPika ..........................But thats probably for the BEEESTTSEEBsssebsebbeessebss

[@ChickenPika]

***** Eh, I'd like to live for 200 years, but that'd probably be the lot.

[@Znuffle]

ChickenPika Mmmmhhh...... You're right.. Quite right.. So do I..

[@BrandonTheKralik]

"And I'm gonna tell you something that'll... nevermind." I fucking lost it.

[@Didza02]

Dude you are a god, keep making these amazing videos!!

[@CheeseMakesMeWiggle]

ChickenPika is a legendary sentence mixer.

[@ahbeef]

This makes me so mad and sad but it's so funny I can't help but laugh, which just makes me madder and sadder. What are you doing to me, man?

[@ChickenPika]

From the information you've given me, I'm genuinely not sure.

[@ahbeef]

you don't fuck with a man's feels, man.

[@ChickenPika]

ahbeef Judging by what you're saying, I apparently do it quite well.

[@ahbeef]

rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrRRRRRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMMMMG. IM SO ANGRY

[@ahbeef]

h

[@caldera11]

A hahaha, halfway through the bumping I realized that was his heart and burst out laughing

[@TheKingOfFudge]

5 minutes of brilliant sentence mixing was far from a let-down in my opinion. Can't wait for the other stuff you have in reserve ^^

[@WatiSaurus]

Happy birthday to Michael Rosen 🎉🤟🏼

[@pkfiya]

you are an extremely skilled sentence mixer, subbed. 2:18 had me in stitches!

[@MrDoubleniner]

I only figured out why he stopped rapping until the 2nd time I watched this video. Damn good realization. Fucking great.

[@SarcasticMarauder]

"anyways after a few months staring at a white wall trying to make one eye kill the other eye." HAHAHAH

[@ioratv]

***** After that Mick went to PRIZZUN for burger, eheeh I mean murder.

[@magnussorensen3320]

''And then I woke up in the hos-pi-tal. *SHT*''

[@SonicHaXD]

Tried to make her my girlfried...I mean girlfriend ROFL Amazing Rosen poop keep up the good work XD

[@henryb8513]

after a few months of staring at a white wall, trying to get one eye to kill the other eye

[@lucky12297]

Anyone who hasn't played or heard of Katawa Shoujo was probably really confused, but this was a pretty accurate representation of the game and really funny.

[@silverthehedgehog21]

albeit a choice of words that would end you up with the manly picnic ending, but still surprisingly accurate xD without the feels that is, if you play the game, the feels will get you...

[@oliversherman2414]

Weird to think this video is almost a decade old

[@517342]

That Gaben reference... I can't believe nobody made that connection before. Brilliant!

[@b4dorito4her]

"after the trip to Chocolate island was over, everyone came' s-subtle

[@RonMadYTP]

Seriously, that was surprisingly good, like really really good!!

[@yobaseen21]

*Click*, noice.

[@OldeScrumpy]

Did it happen to be really *several continuous lipsmacks followed by four nices and an excessively deep noice*

[@StopThisSocialNetworkBS]

The sentence mixing in this poop is just fuckin' beautiful.

[@Sevthehunter]

The Katawa Shoujo jokes in here are top notch.

[@kineticperfection]

This was hilarious man! :D

[@camoflamer]

'Then everything was tighter than an 11 year old ' oh jeez XD

[@Tekkaras]

Katawa Shoujo memes never get old.

[@Fenix316]

"I tried my best pickup line I've got money," I m in tears XD

[@zacharybutticaz1424]

This was so funny, I spit my aater out laughing. Great work! Haha

[@Jadock]

There’s something about Michael Rosen suddenly saying dead that always cracks me up

[@hunterbailey5545]

0:36 >Says Reddit >Shows Twitter logo

[@ConorDaRobin]

r/facepalm

[@DaftbutnotPunk]

Hey, I don't blame you for wanting to switch to working on something else; it must be tiring having to add more content to a 5 hour YTP. In other news; this was still worth the wait. :D EDIT: 5 *minute* YTP. a 5 hour YTP would be pretty interesting though....

[@machine-shopbilly6584]

kaboom! dead. ha!

[@DeadlyTigers]

Kabuum, dead HAH!.... anyway after a few months of staring at a white wall trying to make one eye kill the other eye.

[@DeadlyTigers]

Deadly Tiger Flipin loved that line XD

[@davecrupel2817]

i lost my shit at that part. kepwndeadHA! lmao

[@thaloniel533]

Pika my throat tickles from laughing too much goddamnit 10/10 and a bottle of lemon stuff

[@R3fug333]

" *BUTT* ˢᵉˣ"

[@TOASTEngineer]

I had to go in the back.

[@michaelrosen6449]

And this is a big BUTT.

[@FloppyRodrigo]

The best pickup line: "I've got money."

[@evileyeden8024]

this is sad, but this sums up the game relatively well.

[@PrinsaVossum]

"I got a letter from Hanako's sister." SUPRISE BRIT! NO ONE EVER EXPECTS BALALAIKA!

[@VoidRayquaza]

The god tier sentence mixing.

[@PaytonTate]

Second, who the fuck is Jack?! ... I dunno..!

[@Dodo12131415]

1:17 best part

[@liamwearmouth9671]

Thanks for the Katawa Shoujo story man ;)

[@sidewayskiwikick2899]

Staring at a white wall... trying to make one eye kill the other eye. It’s the faces he makes whilst he’s saying that, god it’s amazing 😂

[@myladygrim]

At first I thought it said "you can't live very long without your veins!" Instead of the bursting being added at the end...it was kinda funnier before my brain brain-ed and heard the crucial word...

[@gingerking2941]

Ah! here it is! I've been looking for this!

[@DO-rs6hq]

..... A crossover of Michael Rosen and Katawa Shoujo...?? I can die now.. All my dreams have been fulfilled...

[@duby685]

You’re no doubt one of four of my favorite Poopers, I would love to sample some of your content. 🧠💡

[@DaksDoesStuff]

4:10 BLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[@penumbrium4236]

I tried showing my friends this, but they didn't get it because they haven't read katawa. Such a sad.. place.