YTP: The Horrible Hollywood

[@h2kimmen]

"What's that?" "That's Michael Rosen." "Oh, yeah that's the guy that fiddles with two year olds."

[@zombeats2160]

+h2kimmen HILARIOUS

[@bunbynoy]

Fiddle diddle. Riddle diddle. The Two Year Old called May was Yelling and Crying! There was the noise of Me Fiddling away like mad: FIDDLE RIDDLE DIDDLE DIDDLE FIDDLE RIDDLE DIDDLE DIDDLE! For THREE HOURS I was at it (and I'm going: Ah! Ah! AAaaaahhhhhhhh~!) And then Harrybo just fell over and died. hm. I wonder who put Haryybo there...

[@bunbynoy]

;-; my originality goes unappreciated because I don't have any video mixing software ;~;

[@kylepestana1100]

+Conner Mosley HELLO THERE

[@SamP-th3pb]

Conner Mosley What device are you watching utube on

[@SaucyPuppetShow1]

The toppings on the Hollywood seemed relatively tolerable up until the "THICK COOKING OIL!"

[@ChickenPika]

I still wouldn't eat it even if it didn't have the THICK COOKING OIL. I'm not a fan of fairies and hundreds of slimy little seeds.

[@bggamingdeluxe5658]

I ate THE HOLLYWOOOOODDDDD AND IT WAS... NICE.

[@joeharris5420]

*click* MAGIC

[@SQron188]

SaucyPuppetShow My favourite (topping) was... the woman opposite

[@imakethings9892]

+ChickenPika What about chia seeds? :3

[@hamzaahmadshaikh7648]

"Once you get milk *stuck in that bum of yours*, you never get orange juice *stuck in that bum of yours*!" -Michael Rosen's mum

[@SuperMarioWowza67]

I’ll have a strawberry ice cream in the *butt.*

[@Gandalf_the_Black_]

"Then, I got to the Triforce. I wonder who put that there?"

[@ben-ji]

+Gandalf the Black ! (Or Link) xd, the best joke ever!

[@jonathansmithCrabAuthor]

Never mind, dear.

[@iP0STcomments]

Surprised there weren't any plums in the Hollywood.

[@AsymptoteInverse]

Maybe that's what makes it horrible.

[@shermendlakk]

Yeah, the plums could make the THICK COOKING OIL! taste better

[@twoscarabsintheswarm9055]

@@shermendlakk yes, the THICK COOKING OIL is far better with plums

[@cozmo.2076]

You’re right, quite right.

[@neon-tv9ie]

Make sure you don't tell Ganon that the Triforce is in Michael's mom's snatch.

[@skydragin7147]

How to make a Hollywood: You'll need: A large bowl, vanilla and chocolate ice cream, peaches, bananas, a whole apple, fifteen raisins, chocolate sauce, "special" sauce, cherries, a jar of fairies, wet chia seeds, trifle, gelatin and thick cooking oil. Step 1: Put one and a half scoops of vanilla and chocolate ice cream into the bowl. Step 2: Slice peaches and bananas long ways and put them around the sides of the bowl. Step 3: Put a whole apple on top (but don't slice it) Step 4: Sprinkle raisins throughout the dish. (IMPORTANT: You must only use fifteen raisins; no more, no less! If you don't the entire dish will be ruined!) Step 5: Drizzle the chocolate and "special" sauce lightly over the dish in a zigzag pattern. Step 6: Slice the cherries in half and remove the pits and stems. Align them around the perimeter of the bowl. Step 7: Open the jar of fairies and remove their heads before taking them out of the container. If you don't, they will attack you with magic in self defense. Remove their wings and place their bodies throughout the bowl. Step 8: Take a half cup of wet chia seeds and dump it onto the entire dish. Step 9: Scoop the trifle and jelly onto the sides of the bowl. Final step: Douse the whole thing with thick cooking oil. Serve with a spoon taller than Mimi.

[@alfiemckeough3762]

idk why but there's something so funny to me about just simply plonking an entire apple in the middle of the dessert without doing anything to it. my sense of humour is broken

[@cossegoji2kofficialchannel60]

I wonder what that "special sauce" is......

[@mrbdwastaken]

you forgot about a paper skull on the top

[@skydragin7147]

@@mrbdwastaken Thanks for the reminder XD

[@Core_Of_The_Void]

@@cossegoji2kofficialchannel60 it’s probably made from Gumdrops from Bee Swarm Simulator!

[@heavywepons3824]

TBH making someone eat The Hollywood is probably a war crime.

[@kanyeeast2608]

Yes

[@guts8684]

@@kanyeeast2608 your name is beautiful

[@kanyeeast2608]

@@guts8684 thanks daddy

[@WillEatForFood]

F i f t e e n R a i s i n s

[@diegoborges1348]

Eating it is cruel, eating it is murder

[@zoura_3025]

"And the chcolate sauas! Dig in!" *SQUOICH* *SQUOICH* *SQUIOICH* "*DUCKS.*"

[@kneesurgerytomorrow]

" *DUCKS* "

[@kingpekka115]

'Slurp' That was, uh, a bit richhcir tib...bit ch.

[@disneylover6408]

​​@@kingpekka115 But, Okay 😔

[@Rosenator1]

"Who's that?" "Oh, that's Michael Rosen. He's the guy who fiddles with two year olds." Yep, you've hit that nail right on the head.

[@Rosenator1]

***** Um... thanks? I honestly have no idea how to react to this.

[@Rosenator1]

***** Frankly, I don't see how my profile picture is relevant to my comment. I'm flagging your comments until you can Mann Up.

[@joeharris5420]

RetroMann MANN UP, LADIES!

[@loyaltothereich]

​@@joeharris5420 ARE YOU TRYING FOR A SECTION 8?!

[@caldera11]

you make me want to make ytps again man, freakin hilarious. "it was a bit richchchcchchchbitch"

[@EatAnOctorok]

I completely lost it at "chocolate little girls".

[@girlwiththeblueglasses8284]

SAME

[@TheSoxmania]

you forgot the bag of plums...

[@johnwest6690]

d34n1097 lol

[@eliasbischoff176]

d34n1097 it's not a real Hollywood without the plums

[@shermendlakk]

The real problem is why would someone hide the triforce in his Mums snatch?

[@drunk_famasmf5135]

CaptainPlums stole them

[@FactionParadox2090]

Michael Rosen rates the Hollywood 7.8 out of 10. Too much THICK COOKING OIL

[@ChickenPika]

SinGenesis "Like Oblivion, but with slimy little seeds."

[@liberateme4670]

THERE WAS NO PLUMS IN THE ICE CREAM, SHAME ON YOU MICHEAL ROSEN.

[@aporue5893]

A BAG OF PLAMZ!

[@disneylover6408]

Hollywood recipe: 2x scoops of soft serve vanilla ice cream 2x scoops of soft serve chocolate Ice cream One can of peaches, halved One or two bananas (Depending on size) One apple Fifteen raisins Drizzle of chocolate sauce and 'Special' sauce (Crushed bag of plums) 50g of Cherries Five fairies (Imported from Hyrule) 500g of passion fruit guts (Slimy little seeds) 100g of strawberry gelatin Two pieces of pound cake (trifle) Drizzle of thick cooking oil Stick a paper skull on top of dish and eat with a military grade Spoops and serve with a BJ

[@htasul]

If that's true, how come you're here to tell the tale?

[@Jared_Wignall]

Fair enough and I'll tell you. It was the plums.

[@Draggobuttboi]

Well he did get the triforce

[@bobgreen623]

oh , that's Michael Rosen , the guy who fiddles with 2 year olds

[@marctang3802]

This never fails to make me laugh lmao And now, revisting this after years, I understand a lot more of the jokes.

[@theregalproletariat]

Same, actually.:)

[@karazimsabour7899]

That "bitch" at 2:18 was flawless

[@Yus-b9e]

An editing mastermind, you are.

[@L1N3R1D3R]

For whatever reason, 0:57 made me laugh. Again, great job!

[@caiojun6438]

1:46 he just went "anyway, the Hollywood..." xD

[@ripussr1766]

"but I don't give him any" "that wasn't very nice" lmfao just how quiet it was compared to his voice.

[@aaronallwood3562]

0:50 Michael Rosen loves to eat cooking oil!

[@ChickenPika]

It is Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the end. It is everything and nothing, the tool of creation and of destruction. It exists in the minds of all, but can be understood by none. It is impossibly ancient, and yet never existed at all. It imprisons us all, yet, when you grasp it, you are truly free. Does that answer your question?

[@долянаближається]

What question?

[@squidfestMods]

How does one eat with a Spoops? I thought that a Spoops was a weapon...

[@ChickenPika]

Squidfest Very, very carefully to avoid dooming the world.

[@nochannel_here]

Squidfest it was taller then Mimi

[@shermendlakk]

It can help you to eat the THICK COOKING OIL!

[@Luna-ii6pz]

Everyone was D E A D

[@JackMcSomeone]

Suddenly, it appeared! On its own! Right in the middle of a training montage! *music from Rocky plays*

[@bighead8060]

Jack McSomeone While the Hollywood flies past in the background.

[@Circuitssmith]

"QUOIT QUOIT QUOIT Ducks!"

[@TheeOnlyStolas]

That's the guy that fiddles with two year olds

[@SpongeBobaFett]

"And the woman put it down in front of me, and the woman went down on me!" 😂😂

[@BulldawgGamer]

I'm just surprised that when he was listing things in the hollywood, he didn't mention plums...

[@Christoere]

Moral of the story: Don't eat food ever again

[@williamttttttt01234]

2:17 bit rich

[@SpongeBobaFett]

Bitch!

[@jnite67]

I frickin lost it at thick cooking oil.

[@KeithShizuo]

no plums?

[@DannyBirchTheAnimeLoverGamer]

It was vanilla ice cream, peaches, cream, chocolate sauce, cherries, trifle, jelly and strawberry ice cream and I said 'I'll have a Hollywood.'

[@disneylover6408]

Dad said "He won't eat it (Shakes head) They're huge"

[@Pacmann123]

At 2:40, did Michael's dad say something in yiddle-diddle?

[@Dreigonix]

I dunno, I'd order the Horrible Hollywood if it came with the Triforce...

[@protozilla4092]

Suddenly, it appeared. On its own. Right in the middle of a training montage.

[@cupcaketf223]

@@protozilla4092 with a little paper skull stuck in the top!

[@NFGprometheus]

-I sexually identify as an apache attack helicopter-

[@parkerflashmusic]

2:49 this might be the facial expression to use right after that sentence lmfao 😂

[@CJODell12]

The HollyWOOD: Vanilla ice cream, chocolate ice cream, peaches, bananas, one apple, fifteen raisins, chocolate sauce, special sauce, cherries, fairies, hundreds of slimy little seeds, trifle, jelly, and thick cooking oil.

[@MrGamemaker8]

1:51 DID YOU REALLY JUST MAKE A DIGIMON REFERENCE?!?! XD

[@MrGamemaker8]

@EnragedDragon127 Wow! Those look awesome!

[@thewolfthi]

just look at michael's eyes in the beginning how they just pop out :P

[@VreyIsGrey]

His eyes pop out

[@shermendlakk]

@@VreyIsGrey he flaps his hands!

[@georgerockwell149]

TC 329 He blows, he puffs, he yells!

[@мувн-ш4ы]

@@georgerockwell149 for the faaf for the faaf

[@oliversherman2414]

I love your channel keep up the great stuff!

[@ThetaLavWaves]

0:35 that sounds yummy 0:45 never mind

[@oliversherman2414]

Suddenly, it appeared... On its own..... Right in the middle of a training montage

[@richardgadberry8398]

With a little paper skull stuck in the top!

[@oliversherman2414]

@@richardgadberry8398 *click* noice

[@AmethystRebellion]

One of my total fav YTP'S from ya. Love the Triforce part. Same with the spoos part. Took me forever to find this video again just for that part!

[@starbreaker9825]

ChickenPika You deserve way more subs than you currently have. You are indeed a master pooper.

[@tylerengle4540]

Just noticed the “okay” meme at 2:20

[@bartsimpson5904]

What type of family does this guy live with??? LOL

[@GabyGeorge1996]

Bart Simpson a dysfunctional one, evidently

[@shermendlakk]

A family who hides random stuff in their mother/wife's snatch

[@RangerReld]

Vanilla ice-cream, chocolate ice-cream, peaches, bananas, 1 apple, 15 raisins, chocolate sauce, special sauce, cherries, fairies, hundreds of slimey little seeds, trifle, cherry and thick cooking oil. Damn.

[@altanic5855]

Ohmygoodness Pika how do you have the funniest intros x'D

[@Crawver]

I can say that after watching all your rosen poops, you're one of my favorites for that source. I'm glad you came back to pooping, and I'm glad I happen to come across you. Insta-sub.

[@loveace2430]

"With a paper skull stuck in the top" Ominous as fuck.

[@Larakinerd]

Fantastic. You are the rising pooper of 2013.

[@makutamiserix5612]

"Nevermind, dear. I don't suppose you'll ask for food ever again, will you?"

[@disneylover6408]

I don't suppose I will 😦😦😦

[@fleas.]

1:10 This aged like fine wine

[@ZipeFingerboarder]

No plums on the hollywood?

[@metetural9140]

*_THICK COOKING OIL_*

[@civil_fellow2985]

This is youtube gold.

[@paulybfromda303]

I can't believe i didn't find this sooner. I've been waiting for a Mimi meme where Mimi from Digimon shows up XD

[@tonyc8257]

a bit rich.....bitch. idk y but this is my favorite line

[@bggamingdeluxe5658]

1:49 IT WAS TALLER THAN MIMI

[@kguy152000]

You're terrific. Would love to see more of anything you make.

[@KyleGuichot]

In the middle of a tray...-ning montage!

[@Code_Machine]

Oh hi there. The algorithm brought me to you, and judging by the lack of activity, it means this video will soon explode

[@Ously6]

I'm quite surprised that you didn't make a Rick James reference with the Chocolate sauce part.

[@KentonMakings]

With a little paper skull stuck in the top.

[@B1ueLemminz]

Shtchwak shtchwak shtchwak DUCKS.

[@XHyenaClanX]

God, this man is terrifying.

[@mystuff5059]

strawberry icecream in the butt abit cold (but ok) 0:21

[@amalayperson7208]

Everyone was _D E A D_

[@jakoporeeno4654]

And dad said . And Mum said"Leave him alone"

[@soulplexis]

2:38 "and dad said 👁👄👁"

[@derpysponge43]

I rate the horrible holywood 0/10 tastes horrible, and also no plamz

[@girlwiththeblueglasses8284]

I’m a bit scared as to what that “special sauce” is

[@Axel-nk6wz]

2:05 Noice, I never saw this video before and I knew it was going to happen LOL.

[@KentonMakings]

And, THICK COOKING OIL!

[@DannyBirchTheAnimeLoverGamer]

I wish I could try the Hollywood I would love to know what it tastes like.

[@KentonMakings]

With a little paper skull stuck in the top!

[@abhusharytp]

2:14 "That was a... a bit rich, chirib, bitch but okay."

[@KentonMakings]

Dad loves ice cream and chocolate little girls.

[@Oreocoke-u3x]

And I will have this really long spoofs to eat it with it now [laughing] everyone was D-E-A-D nope everyone was looking at me

[@ItzNayte]

0:27 lol

[@Nod_Lucario]

I'd lose my appetite too if I found the Triforce in my ice cream.

[@shermendlakk]

I'd lose it already with the THICK COOKING OIL

[@tudorbrancuturcu5996]

1:02 - Given how much I hated Micheals dad in that story he got what he deserved

[@sdbackupaccount]

1:10 that joke didn't age well

[@jcdeer]

Press 3 , 5 , and 7 them parts got me

[@ChickenPika]

Thanks! I think you should. I made a whole bunch of crappy ones about four years ago (CDI stuff, a Dr. Rabbit poop, a Volvic poop, and so on), but I stopped because they were terrible. I'm really glad I started again with Rosen (and using Sony Vegas this time).

[@DannyBirchTheAnimeLoverGamer]

The Hollywood is a type of ice cream.

[@aporue5893]

''THICK COOKING OIL!!!'' 🤣🤣🤣

[@leepdroon]

I'd have probably eaten that Hollywood up until the thick cooking oil, to be honest

[@Vexcenot]

"how did that get in there?"

[@serium8757]

The way michael rosen says bitch

[@e11iot.h]

2:53 this part made me lose it

[@torpid5092]

Love that an *11 year old* video says that "sus" never gets old it really doesnt

[@edgarthepug9787]

"Then, I get to the Triforce"

[@tiltedtesseract8210]

a spoops, huh? sounds familiar...

[@SaveTheFuture]

I had to stop before it was over. I was seriously laughing too much!