YTP: Michael the Public Masturbator (Random Rosen Collab Entry)

[@triplewario]

"The first time I heard Michael Rosen speak about 2007 years ago, he was pulling hiimself, and singing EH EH. Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Rabbit Fu Fu!"

[@riceymartin2203]

Applause, Michael walks to podium "NO!" More applause, Michael walks away from podium

[@n.j.oproductions5790]

Little rabbit foo foo*

[@adrianaraymond]

Hello to you all, I must apologize, I beat my meat to west african communists. (Next reply is 4 years later)

[@ThisSilverSpoon2393]

unpacks bag “Uh, good morning to you all.”

[@LucasBloom23]

"I must apologize… I beat my meat to West African communists"

[@M17-s7b]

"Some of you will be very lucky because you were brought up by tigers."-Michael Rosen

[@SalemGreywolf]

*Joe exotic liked this post*

[@TheFireWolf92]

"And it goes like this...PLUMS!" *applause* for me, that was the funniest part of the whole collab XD I even skipped back to watch that line again afterwards!

[@Znuffle]

And it goes like this..... PLAaaammms... ( I freaking love the way he moves the head back as he says it. )

[@WingedEternitys]

1:50. Thank me later.

[@turifast5065]

@@WingedEternitys thank you

[@C-Midori]

The applause that follows makes it even better

[@ChickenPika]

"The first time I heard Michael Rosen speak, about 2007 years ago, he was pulling himself... And singing." "I must apologize, I beat my meat to West African communists."

[@LucasBloom23]

Those jokes were brilliant, especially the second one

[@DeadSabbath806]

"rElAshiONsHIps...prOBABly DIDNt exSIST." That shook my spheres.

[@markmcpheters]

aro vibe

[@SaucyPuppetShow1]

Yet again I'm cracking up right off the bat: *walks up to podium* NOOOooooooo! *walks away in reverse* XD

[@HazzaBlast]

Noice

[@christophermerritte3176]

NOOOOOO. BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP LOL

[@markmcpheters]

im sorry,but i (insert thing here) to west african communists

[@FRISKY_MANDINGO]

I'd be so honored as Michael Rosen. I don't know him outside of YTP's but that in itself is enough to be proud of. Anything he ever does will be edited to be hilarious. I like to think he would like his YTP's.

[@SharpForceTrauma]

i mean, with some of the shit we've made him say, i wouldn't be so sure

[@FRISKY_MANDINGO]

@@SharpForceTrauma It's all with love. I think even his original poems are funny. I'm glad he's recovering and out of the hospital. We need this vagina neck dude in this terrible world.

[@christophermerritte3176]

@@FRISKY_MANDINGO call him captain snatch XD

[@tquasa07]

big phalluses

[@stover14]

this comments based and red pilled 5 years on

[@crossbones116]

"It comes in a tin." Are you sure Michael. Are you really sure?

[@ImFangzBro]

I'm part Jewish and I can assure you, Judaism does indeed come in a tin.

[@SmD-ff5xd]

​@@ImFangzBrotriple entendre, nice

[@destructias445]

the "NO!" bit gets me every time

[@astereotypicalpictureofafr8132]

“Pull back a cloth and there in front of everyone. SURPRIIIIIIISE” great line

[@keepscrolling5910]

*"I dont know how to translate that in spanish-shish-shish-shinanish"* -Micheal Rosen

[@b4dorito4her]

I love that subtle "noice" after he says something about the world of children

[@uber_byte7]

And it goes like this...PLUMS!!!

[@caldera11]

goes like this...PLAMMMMZ

[@stover14]

Pls change photo ty

[@olivervosper390]

@@stover14 fuck you

[@olivervosper390]

@@stover14 jk

[@ChickenPika]

The new Google+ features are absolute shit. I urge you all, if you hate them as much as I do, to send angry feedback. It will do absolutely no good, but at least they'll have to keep in the back of their mind the fact that they don't give a fuck about what their users think. They'll be okay with this, but I hope to inconvenience them slightly.

[@AccasTheGreat]

Don't support Jewgle. adblockplus.org

[@ytpcritic3695]

hey ChickenPika! I really like your videos! They literally make me laugh all the way through! xD btw do you use sony vegas? i really want to start youtube pooping, could u tell me how to get it? sorry If im bothering you ;)

[@SkylordElberich]

I am indifferent to Google+, but I'll be indifferent in a violent fashion, if you want.

[@PaulThePuppetier]

So much truth in these lines.

[@hunterbailey5545]

I don't use Google+. I only use Skyfoogle+.

[@thesharmat9956]

big phalluses, big phalluses.... huhehuh

[@ChickenPika]

It does. Honestly, I think you're better than me (your entry in the Plamless Journey Collab is something I could watch a hundred times and never get bored of), but I appreciate the compliments all the same.

[@SQron188]

In this YTP, Little Rabbit Foo Foo as Michael Rosen.

[@TheREALwymario]

1:53-2:20 The things he say in the 30 seconds I've linked imply so much.

[@TheREALwymario]

Along with frying it until it's slightly burnt.

[@TheREALwymario]

I keep remembering good things to note in this poop, but my favorite is: "I've had encounters with Judaism; you can find it at a local supermarket, it comes in a tin."

[@TrueTrife]

3 people got stuck in a DUCK!

[@joezzzify]

SHANANISH

[@TubaBluba789]

judaism comes in a tin?

[@Rubyofthedead]

At your local Jewpermarket.

[@PurpleDog25]

Reubenofthedead in the kosher section obviously

[@Rubyofthedead]

@@PurpleDog25 You can get Islam in a can in the Halal section.

[@ChickenPika]

Nope. The ending theme from Panty and Stocking with Garterbelt.

[@wailmersoundsaintdead]

Huzzah! A man of quality! Love that anime!

[@dontletyourmemesbedreams2355]

I don't know how that translates into Spanish... *Shish- Shinish- SHINANISH* but anyway...

[@CapemanProducti0ns]

1:29 "if you're in the minority, it's assumed that you're spanish" 🤣🤣

[@Alfie_D2049]

The main source of the original video is actually worth a watch.

[@Yummomummo]

new favorite ytp good job and merry christmas.

[@ChickenPika]

Your avatar is fantastic.

[@zeraothunderstruck3446]

ChickenPika can you put subtitles in your videos, please?

[@UncleHappy5]

BIG PHALLUSES

[@slice2219]

"Pull back a cloth, and there in front of everyone." "SURPRISE!"

[@MaxMalevich]

Use your feet... in the street... Get stuck... in a *DUCK*

[@WolfgangvonHam]

Ladies and gentlemen: Little Rabbit Foo Foo *applause*

[@SuddenlyCthulhu]

finally got the Oscar Pistorius thing

[@kankerkaas5095]

I don't blame you, its rare that anything from South Africa generates any interest. Other than Mandela ofc.

[@SuddenlyCthulhu]

Rarely anyone in Africa in general generates interest

[@kankerkaas5095]

True, but I say South Africa tends to be highlighted somewhat more than other African countries due to its level of development.

[@SuddenlyCthulhu]

True, true; Mandela's far more prominent than any other African leader of anything

[@MrSpartanm33]

PLUMS

[@TheMonstrosityStudio]

THAT ISN'T A PLUM

[@TOASTEngineer]

***** That's no plum, it's a space station!

[@WheresTheFridge182]

Haha, Emi's face on Oscar Pristorius actually caught me off guard there.

[@X6Sire]

I fucking love the "atmosphere" of your poops, if that makes any sense.

[@caveguy22]

little rabbit fu fu xD

[@onedeadmofo8576]

:40 I went to the Chemememeh and he explained that I had a SNATCH and I immediately felt much better

[@caiuamoreira7500]

so if i cough or spewyps i apologize

[@desemersixth2509]

*A group of people start insulting me* Me: 1:14

[@conkshellthegeek7]

Shish. Shinnish. Shinannish.

[@fredoriagaming4466]

We need some more sexual Michael Rosen YTPs!

[@win7sony]

Probably the best thing to do is to fry it for a very long time until it's slightly burnt. Ow my stomach.

[@Larakinerd]

Use your feet, in the street. Get stuck, in a duck

[@rcnvsrmscr]

0:23 me when public speaking 1:50 the hump lmaooo

[@FeatherWait]

The France joke...it didn't even need sound...I've watched far too many of these...

[@oliversherman2414]

I love your channel keep up the great stuff!!

[@rubyswindells7790]

If YoUr'E iN a MiNoRiTy, iT'S aSsUmMeD tHaT yOu'Re SpAnIsH 😂

[@ImFangzBro]

Am I the only one who paused the video to see the philosophy questions about Socrates, Thrasymachus, and the differences between the two?

[@theregalproletariat]

You cant really read it - it's partially obstructed by the book.

[@ImFangzBro]

From what I COULD read, it appears to be a college level philosophy assignment. Done by ChickenPika himself, no less, given the fact that directly under the part where he put "Dr. Robotnik" he said "You don't get my real name" before getting cut off by the book.

[@Perezville]

"...and here we are, in the world of children *noooooiiiiceeee* "

[@whiteskullz]

1:44 Hey there Emi!

[@Yumifreak3]

Michael Rosen Migration - Towards Michael J. Fox?

[@XenRiddle]

Big phallusees...heh, heh.

[@TOASTEngineer]

I really want to put the "Oh No: A Horrible Little Monkey" book jacket on a real reference book in a library or bookstore just to fuck with people.

[@MrSpartanm33]

I swapped it with my mates science textbook when he wasn't looking. When my teacher saw it he nearly shit himself laughing.

[@517342]

1:28 This was my exact reaction to this part.

[@Circuitssmith]

This is really fantastically done, not a second wasted, very large variety of jokes and techniques.

[@girlwiththeblueglasses8284]

0:23 me when I’m asked to come speak in front of the class

[@Luna-ii6pz]

Nooooooooo ''walks in reverse'' XD

[@TheGLfilms]

omg dude I have to stop the video early to catch my breath. damn this video is funny!!!

[@bassmanplays7285]

1:11-1:14 too right, Michael.

[@RobynVids]

This was a decent entry. Better than the majority of them. :P

[@littlefootserpa]

Man Your Videos Are So Funny I LOVE THEM KEEP IT UP CHICKENPIKA!!!

[@ChickenPika]

Thank you very much!

[@littlefootserpa]

just keep them *click noise* Nice!!!

[@settingsun3470]

Was not expecting that ending song.

[@Gamedemon2015]

plams!

[@RootNegativeSixteen]

You should put a link to the full collab in the description. ;)

[@kenetickups6146]

3:19 Been looking for this for 2 bloody weeks

[@SerialK1986]

This is even better than your Plamless Jorney collab entry.

[@Mattteus]

The song at the end... Donna Summer?

[@lumonty4217]

Absolutely brilliant!

[@JunKazamaFan]

For a second there, I thought you weren't going to touch "big fallacies". Thankfully, I was wrong.

[@sanehrhardt6765]

Chikenpika are you South African? There are lots of South African references on your videos

[@ChickenPika]

Nope. Canadian.

[@Shookspeared]

Rekt

[@TristinBailey]

You're Canadian? FUCK YEAH! Team Canada.

[@captainbodyshot2839]

A FUCKING LEAF XD

[@stuffystuffclub]

I sometimes have come across Judaism... If you go to the supermarket, you can get it in tins

[@crippledcrusader1321]

1:29 fuck sake that caught me off guard.

[@narutokyuubi9tail]

Emi!

[@ChickenPika]

Considerably better, I'd say. I spent a lot more time on this one and didn't procrastinate. ...As much.

[@chrisalixtheone246]

Spanish ish inish shinanish. Michael Rosen is the best for ytps!

[@ChickenPika]

It isn't that difficult, believe it or not. Think of the first syllable, watch the video until he says it, put it at the beginning. Continue on down with the next syllables until you have it, and then, if you need to, find syllables that are better if you aren't satisfied with the ones you have.

[@bennupp2142]

Throw back to when a double amputee murdered his model girlfriend in cold blood.

[@Goodroosters]

source?

[@Mattteus]

"big fallacies big fallacies big phalluses "

[@JoshuaGalka]

Me in 2024: (Sings Little Rabbit Fu Fu)

[@macylyons3704]

“Shish” “Shinish” “Shinærnish”

[@WingedEternitys]

Little rubbet foo-foo. 😂😂

[@Mattteus]

Judaism comes in a tin? ...nin?

[@lochrine-8432]

If I suddenly start coughing- and speuueps

[@renzallen8251]

PLAAAAAAMS!!!!

[@PurpleDog25]

Oh this is good, this is Judaism, tinned Judaism!

[@aliceh260]

this was amazing. did i spot a hitch hikers guild to the galaxy moment?

[@TristinBailey]

Michael Rosen Migration - Towards what the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in nume- This was amazing.

[@delaevic8373]

it comes in a tin niin

[@nonrumor]

Is Michael one of the chosen people of god?

[@ThierryRocksTV]

Big phalluses

[@JonathanH]

What's the song at the end?

[@neiljborja]

+jon2nson really really distorted but it's the outro to Panty and Stocking with Garterbelt (an animu), Fallen Angel One of the best songs in an OST full of great tracks

[@MrChocolattey]

KAWA11_BEAR_OF_DEATH Do you want to talk one time?

[@PaulThePuppetier]

does anyone know in which youtube poop that has this same lecture as a source does michael say "good evening, respectable jews"?

[@dreamypunx]

Lol

[@Viktor007]

lol

[@dreamypunx]

Viktor Lol, Old comment. Lol.

[@Viktor007]

people don't even lol anymore

[@dreamypunx]

Viktor i know.. One word, Ironic.

[@MrSpartanm33]

Google +, NOOOOO BREEEATHING

[@Billy69]

shenanish

[@grizzlytabaccy]

2:50 ..he beats up three asians lolz

[@radialmusic77]

If your a minority it’s assumed that your Spanish