YTP - Peridot Rents Low-Budget Gem Pornography

[@CaesarTheTzar]

I didn't know Onion was into the old Ultra Violence.

[@alexavila7700]

CaesarTheCzar Just hope that he doesn't get into the good ol' in out in out

[@dannykao93]

Wat is the song name on that part?

[@ginaflorea1862]

Lol

[@CaesarTheTzar]

@@dannykao93 sorry for the two year wait. Syth version of Queen Mary Funeral March from the movie A Clockwork Orange.

[@dannykao93]

@@CaesarTheTzar thx mate

[@angrychipmunkonfire3]

Funny thing is, I can totally imagine a pervert calling up Garnet and saying those things to her. And Garnet simply sweeping it aside like that.

[@feldspar1000]

Onion is Yellow Diamond confirmed.

[@Gummymyers126]

balthazar werner Onion is Sardonyx

[@Gummymyers126]

Marcia Garcia Pablo Pepe y Fernando Burn holy shit

[@DoReMiRocker]

Marcia Garcia Pablo Pepe y Fernando LMAOOOOO

[@Feurigel1806]

Daniel Feldspar Onion is the author of the journals...my brother :D

[@daniyahmiller8060]

Feurigel1806 oml yes

[@arizonaant3450]

I lost it at "GET OFF THE DANG ROOF" 😂

[@weebus-dweebus9448]

Lol same that caught me off guard xD

[@aliskindacute]

I lost it at 0:58

[@Zionga]

i lost it at 1:05

[@Vyloka]

GET THE FUCK DOWN

[@CelioHogane]

1:30 is that... gem porn?

[@thatluckyhorseshoe4379]

Celio Hogane Apparently

[@f0rm0r]

Celio Hogane dat cleavage though! ...(you get it right?)

[@thatluckyhorseshoe4379]

Omg Yeh

[@ViviPenguin]

Is that Ruby or something?

[@thatluckyhorseshoe4379]

Nishikawaii Maki Lol maybe

[@deffdefying4803]

The Low-Budget Gem Pornography series isn’t really a YTP series, it’s a series of well-edited witty jokes and recurring themes centred around a particular show, and I appreciate that deeply

[@TheShortGirl666]

Oh my god, I'm dying! My head hurts from laughing so hard at Stamper!

[@flaky_171]

IKR!!!😆😆😆

[@NeLeeO]

I'm dying from laughter here 😆😆😆😂😂

[@NotchyCookies]

+Danny Dragonbreath does anyone know the origins of the audio

[@carolinasleeper4484]

Battleblock Theater

[@logasoba]

+Cookiez zone news episode 2

[@1aundulxaldin]

"I'm now the owner of the Golden Can Opener... Yes. Yesss." Perfect line.

[@joshdogruff2204]

What if someone presented this for a school project?

[@icantthinkofaname2417]

A+++

[@looking_arround]

Birch if you did then you wouldn't need school. You'd have +++++++++AA+++++++++++++++PLUS+++++-++++++++ su smurt da wrld wil explud

[@fabulousflurb9992]

Watchering Magec z

[@wrenjamin]

Joshdog Ruff, they'd probably get bumped up to college for this masterpiece.

[@unnamednewbie13]

I want a 10 hour loop of Steven playing Tetris.

[@burstthekid5643]

Watch me swooce right in

[@ivanfrostythesnowman]

BurstTheKid sWoOcE

[@burstthekid5643]

+Nick Lenela in muh butt

[@yungtraplord-bl9qc]

+Nick Lenela (slowly lifts blunt)

[@the3RDdimensionx]

do not drink any liquid while watching this you'll spit it out from laughing

[@etheriousfool113]

Dimension I choked on my lemonade

[@iamconfusion1791]

I literally have tears coming out.... my fave part is probably @ 1:14 where Steven is playing Tetris.

[@uninsoun9655]

I lost it at Connie's phone conversation XD

[@AmethystRebellion]

ME 2! ....it's 1:41AM.......I don't need sleep! XD

[@benjigar1192]

that is from (zone toons) episode two ztv news

[@gameandwatch171]

I lost it when Greg and Amethyst were watching the adventure of skooks

[@tylerbutsimon]

+Benjiga R thank you!

[@thatluckyhorseshoe4379]

It's like the episode from SpongeBob But still Peridot you pervert

[@tgnoat910]

ThatLuckyHorseshoe I think the episode was about how to tie your shoes

[@tgnoat910]

Who me ?

[@thatluckyhorseshoe4379]

عبد الله القحطاني Lol she's talking about me-

[@badpearl9488]

+ThatLuckyHorseshoe I WANNA KICK YOUR FUCKING ASS RIGHT NOW YOU WONT DO WORK

[@thatluckyhorseshoe4379]

Yellow Diamond Oh

[@SupHapCak]

There are some things you can never get tired of watching

[@MeltedSherbert]

Congratulations, a clip of peridot watching gem porn is popular on tumblr, and my eyes have been taken in by the void

[@casualbird7671]

That "bombs away~" caught me so off guard I nearly blew out a lung.

[@quandaledingle4127]

0:08 Jamie pulling out that Shakespearean rizz

[@itsmartini135]

I miss this time in steven universe ytps.

[@crystalclarity8352]

0:57 let’s be real we always come back for this part

[@erttheking]

0:51 STEVEN! Have you been time traveling again!?

[@allianceaddict]

Garnet and Connie talking to Stamper. Too beautiful

[@f0rm0r]

OH MY GOD IS THIS A SERIES NOW? my faith in humanity has been restored

[@SwaggerSonic]

0:57 had me on the floor Laughing

[@mississippiking1366]

0:59 - 1:15 XD GOD THAT FACE

[@ace-smith]

This is such a classic how does it not have 2m views

[@jedaorose]

Nyahaha! Clods!!

[@mIroscorn]

The fuck you be watching

[@mIroscorn]

*_I've seen your internet history ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)_*

[@mitrutdelagaze7029]

shut up dorito clod

[@codfan-ic6tr]

such green

[@mett_mett_mett]

don't call again

[@Dionigspr]

0:57 This always cracks me up!!! 😂😂😂😂

[@TheMasterMakarov]

That Clockwork Orange reference was so good - never looked at lil onion this way

[@ZbJeeBies]

Steven is the Tetris Master!

[@RisenChudJr]

0:55 the resemblance is uncanny

[@iStarWishGames]

I completely died on Amethyst and Pearl with the Mario Theme xD

[@littleskywolf9296]

0:58 - 1:15 XD I think I'm the only one constantly replaying that only for connies face and the line "I fart and a little bit of shit comes out"

[@oatmealpony]

the clockwork onion bit literally keeps me awake at night

[@MattFrost224]

Connie on the phone and Steven playing Tetris frickin' killed me! ROFLMAO!

[@karathompson9906]

Amethyst boops Mario kart

[@MattFrost224]

Kara Thompson Mario Kart specifically? It sounded like the regular Super Mario Bros. tune to me.

[@SDChargerFan16]

The part where Connie's on the phone broke my sides

[@CML-rl1rx]

Am I the only one who keeps replaying 0:38-0:40 ?

[@musicnerd7971]

Nope!

[@TheHarryandWumboShow]

Nope best part it's great

[@nicolasurcerarebolledo3841]

I'm playing from 0:38 to 0:42. Ohhh that ass Sadie ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°

[@taylorpierre8928]

+Nicolas Jacobo Urcera Rebolledo swooooooce

[@When810]

Nah

[@Bloodletter8]

Managed to wake up my wife and the cat by laughing until it became a coughing fit, but it was worth it.

[@lapispropanezuli1844]

0:58 Response: It's. 3. In. The. Fucking .MORNING!

[@ponbloxentertainment2389]

That swooce part was the funniest of them all

[@ponbloxentertainment2389]

I lost it at that part

[@NeLeeO]

+andrea chavez I lost at the 2nd stamper moment

[@CorvusnTel]

Not gonna lie, 0:04 made me laugh much more than I should have.

[@MidnightPlus1]

Get of the roof! No! *GET OFF THE DANG ROOF!*

[@GengarGirlCat]

Omg this literally has all the greatest hits Skooks Rednecks Tetris A clockwork orange

[@newmoisturizer5054]

Watch me Swooce right in!

[@UzumakiheroGaming]

I just love Stamper's voice.

[@blank5237]

What's the stamper audio from

[@DsGBiohazard]

asutin jackson The question that just about everyone who watched this wants answered.

[@Itzumaru]

asutin jackson Would really like to know as well

[@thorewalker]

asutin jackson It was in the description ._.

[@DsGBiohazard]

Mr_Underscore It wasn't at the time.

[@thorewalker]

Didn't know, I had just recently found the vid.

[@adrianchavez898]

The Peridot innuendo gag gets me everytime.

[@ArioDragon]

0:58 sounds like Dr. Bartholomew Oobleck from RWBY? :D Tough it is actualy from Zone-tan news o_O

[@CEOofGuap]

Which episode?

[@CEOofGuap]

+Spiro Dra Which episode?

[@ProjectNetoku]

poor zonetan ... COUGH

[@ArioDragon]

Yeah... I digged in and find out about this guy in one of Zone-tan reports. Though srsly he still sounds like Oobleck :D

[@Alias-et2ll]

It's Stamper

[@anavalentinasantos2499]

I really wish there was a source to the clip Peridot is watching

[@Desushie]

Ana Valentina Santos Bloody Red Ruby

[@thecommander4222]

Its from spongebob

[@Marquisodb]

Ok so I looked all over, but where is that exact piece of music???? 1:15 I know what it is. However in pointing this version of the song has proven fruitless

[@________roblox1418]

I guess a jewellery store is a strip club for gems

[@TrevBoyThe2nd]

0:08 and 0:58 - Is that Stamper?

[@TamamaCandyLover]

0:58 - 1:14 what's that audio from? "GET OFF THE DANG ROOF!" ROFL!

[@derpyturtle5878]

TamamaCandyLover I'm wondering that too

[@noobgamer2340]

im so glad this was in my recommended feed, thank you, thank you so much

[@zenertia]

0:57 is legendary

[@flower-pi7we]

Garnet's phone conversation made me laugh so hard

[@NurdNTurd]

0:18 "I'm now the owner of the golden can opener.... Yesssss. Yessss" 😂😂

[@casperrabbit7254]

"You look so much like her..." "Really? *fart*" I died XD

[@lashimarusanade]

Okay, I want the sauce to 1:28 and I'm *TIRED* of pretending I don't

[@ThatLitttleLemon]

0:50 HEUUAAHHHEUUAHEUUHEUUHEUUAA

[@LPBEATS.mp3]

Am I the only one who keeps replaying 0:58 to 1:14?!?

[@bladedance8782]

This never gets old xD

[@toastylimon7074]

1:39 could've been a good 9/11 joke

[@anitapea2664]

Toasty Limon that's what i thought too

[@tadhgogorman3459]

Toasty Limon but its not hot enough to melt steel beams

[@buzzoff5026]

Toasty Limon It could've also used the explosion scene from when the gems dropped the Shooting Star!

[@anitapea2664]

Bowser Jr_steven universe fan thats so sad i know how you feel my quick brown fox that jump over my lazy dog died in that building too

[@karinickl8306]

my cousin was supposed to be on one of the planes that crashed so don't joke about 9/11

[@skywolfgiannos7757]

I was looking up swooce right in and found this. Thank you youtube

[@Nato0806]

What is the theme at Onions part?

[@gloomykuma]

from a clockwork orange: kzbin.info/www/bejne/i2WQaWCqq7mgj9k

[@hyper.official]

only 5 seconds passed by and im already wheezing

[@vince6204]

1:35 Top 10 9/11 Survivors

[@favistallum6108]

When Steven was on the roof, I expected you to have the audio from that guy who yells at his cat.

[@sqirits3060]

the mortal kombat neck break tho XDDD

[@metthereaper]

Terezi likes Steven Universe confirmed

[@sqirits3060]

no. i just like watching YTPs of it

[@theshaboodle8713]

+10 respect for referencing Stamper AND +10 more for referencing ZTV Episode 2.

[@AppleSaus-of5mp]

this must be part of the 8th season of Steven Universe.

[@bigrainbow8776]

0:50 OH GOD Steven, have you been playing with that time glass again?

[@FromTheGrave47]

i really love the amount of stamper on this channel

[@tthheettrraasshhppiitt]

You should make more! I was fucking cracking up laughing during this one, awesome job :)

[@Jeggbert]

whats the audio from where the guy is on the phone with Connie and hes like "I sneezed so hard I farted and a little bit of shit comes out"?

[@Topunito]

ztv news ep 2

[@brokenman4414]

Make more of these. I cannot breathe.

[@UnTizio100K]

Sources of Stamper rambling?

[@mrbonlino]

zonetan interview with stamper.

[@coreythepeanut]

+mrbonlino ikr

[@kaibunjik3443]

+mrbonlino Episode 2 to be exact

[@arandomperson9293]

it blasted your titles like a shot gun bang baby!!!!!!!!!!!

[@chaosdreemur747]

I CANT FIND IT HALP

[@mechanizedMytha]

"directed by miachel bay"

[@slimehaver]

I just realized the pattern with these. You put an onion joke at the end of every one!

[@TrashGalore]

the scooby doo part killed me there

[@calebholbrook9640]

That person that was talking to Connie sounded like the narrator from battleblock theater

[@DryCereal4]

It's the same guy. He's known as "Stamper".

[@judahawesome775]

1:15 killed me 😂💀

[@justbored1838]

"you look so much like her" In the background: "no put it in backwards"

[@Paxtin]

Best episode of Stuie Solarsystem, ever.

[@moonkingdomify]

Has there been an Onion Skyrim mod yet, one that lets you play as Onion?

[@Sharidaken]

0:08 is from the Zone Tan News announcement with the guess special wasn't it? XD

[@Sharidaken]

***** Knew it. Good thing I chose this year to watch Zone-Tan

[@Mars-uo3gu]

Felt like amethyst tossing the airplane could have been a 9/11 edit

[@bladedance8782]

This guy must have had a lot of fun makin' this. xD

[@Hjernespreng]

Yup. More of this.

[@johnsnowleopard]

Where the heck is the phone call scene's audio from? Sounds like stamper but he is all over the dang place.

[@Topunito]

ztv news ep 2 it's also in stamper's channel

[@ThePotFather]

Some of the good ol' in out in out - A clockwork Orange

[@TheWinterfrost123]

1:38 You had so much potential. Do you understand how many people you would've offended? It would have been glorious. But you *soiled it.*

[@derpyturtle5878]

Esteban Garcia #911wascuasedbyapaperairplane

[@annalavender01]

it's almost 4am and this is what I'm doing instead of sleeping

[@dan885]

Whats the song at 1:15?

[@fandomguy8025]

1:35 Its literally what that is XD like the spongebob watching an anemone dance.

[@joebiden1992]

You are really good at this keepgoing

[@smolperidot4581]

You make YTPs correctly. GG

[@shafesaavedra9290]

the endings of your sequel says something but i cant pull it out of my tongue 💯

[@tumblrvictim]

"10/10 I like it" - Some guy, 2016