[Steven Universe YTP] Zircon Defends A Tree

This video is what happens when you run out of ideas.
Loud Parts:
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[@distorto3859]

Wow, didn't expect this would get that much attention. Thank y'all for 100K views and 500+ subscribers! Idk if we'll be making more edits due to the both of us being busy irl with college and whatnot. We've also moved on from Steven Universe, so if we ever do make another YTP, it most likely won't be SU-related. Because of this, the channel will no longer be exclusive to SU YTPs. For those who still look forward to our possible future uploads, just know that if we ever do get around to making edits again, we'll be sure to let you guys know as soon as we can. ;) We might not upload for a long time, but saying this is the last video of Distorto is incorrect.

[@crimson7037]

Please do more of this!!! Me and my friend were dying of laughter!

[@fleurdriviere]

this is iconic? can you make a sequel?

[@Notagity]

Everyone wants poop

[@MiaG0re]

@@fleurdriviere hi you CLOD

[@CesarGonzalez-ur9ic]

Steven: I did it on Earth **shows picture of Neptune**

[@afork2600]

Toon Link Neptune is most certainly earth, after all.

[@minoru8391]

With a SUS

[@Khrego]

With a sauce

[@kingdmind]

It’s a reference to there first KZbin Poop.

[@alyaziajunaibi6019]

IKR😂😂

[@mayonaka2462]

"Rose Quartz commited a crime, I rest my case."

[@pixelated5856]

Wolfy The Warrior Yes, I am good at my job.

[@cloveraev]

"Whatever homeworld has in store for me.."

[@L3AFB0X]

"IM REDY"

[@L3AFB0X]

"I said I'm RED"

[@miraculousrobloxseries2003]

@@L3AFB0X LOOOL

[@shortbean0]

"Rose Quartz committed a crime. I rest my case." "Oh she's good." I laughed way mare than I should've

[@cr4ycr4y21]

I would like to call an eye-witness! *shows eyeball without any eyes*

[@squinel9872]

1:17 W0W0W0W0W0W0W

[@winterwemoon3645]

*SHE'S A FUSION!*

[@gunnyb334]

And yellow diamond turned into blue diamond.

[@fredericscriabinoff7612]

Coraline in Steven Universe

[@aaronbradley430]

That’s cursed

[@Pallinum]

*Defending a tree?* **He transforms into a tree**

[@sekai9906]

She*

[@XaiEia]

@@sekai9906 No, he, Steven is male.

[@Katiegx12]

@@sekai9906 Steven is a male

[@zackthesilvern6867]

Xd

[@cosmicfox3624]

he is pink diamond tho ;-;

[@jirachithemyth8438]

Defending a *Tree* ? Isn’t that, *TREEson* ?

[@jammy9597]

Nice

[@enramen]

tree

[@jsc1jake512]

the writing at 0:51 says... "Have you ever thought about looking down you dumb blue popsicle"

[@doodle2222]

Bluepopsiclesis- pacman?///

[@alyaziajunaibi6019]

U know 😂😂

[@alyaziajunaibi6019]

I* know

[@valentthev712]

Before it... a ummm i forget ut its yellow and likes to eat alot and deafet ghost in a game idk lol i forgot In yellow's helmet

[@masteryoda2714]

OMG HOW DID U FIND IT I WAS TRYING SO HARD I WAS TRYING TO PAUSE RIGHT THERE FOR AT LEAST HALF AN HOUR >:( o-o im a *failure*

[@Yuni-sp8wq]

2:09 best part

[@Kumowashere]

Yes it is

[@carloskoo7844]

I died with that face

[@dreamsofthefuture2890]

1:36 - 1:41 when you cut an onion

[@anachronist420]

therobloxfangamer so true

[@smcpeak1]

1:34 IT WAS A SAUCE

[@Moon-zi2zf]

lol

[@cosmicfox3624]

iT iS pRoNoUnCeD saus

[@oferzilberman5049]

*_V SAUCE_*

[@VeryRandomChannel]

Sos

[@dusty3790]

Mild Chili sauce to be exact

[@sock3963]

0:29 when you spam crouch on games

[@presidentraiden9203]

That is called T-bagging my bro.

[@koolked1417]

1:55 “I get it, there’s a *Reese’s*” lol

[@OzCroc]

Ydia 714 When the peanut allergy kid goes into anaphylactic shock and you don’t know why but you see a candy on his desk

[@sugarrybiscuits]

I’ve ruined the 100 like streak

[@hey0836]

I can never stop thinking about how it’s like can I call an eye witness and then it’s eyeball lol

[@PDragonBaby]

HAHA UR RIGHT

[@sherbet3310]

Yellow Zircon:* clears throat * Rose Quartz committed a crime. I rest my case. Blue Zircon:Oh she is _good._ Steven:-_-

[@oriewa]

2:01 _”Rose Quartz_ is _Rose Quartz”_ *“WOOOOOWWWOOŒØÖÕ-“*

[@aidanandallthat8942]

Favorite part 0:39

[@henri2976]

I had headphones on at full volume. WHY!!!!

[@theonehandgamer1845]

Rip earphone users

[@VeryRandomChannel]

*AlL RisE THe aluMiNIoUs YellOW DiaMONd!!*

[@sugarrybiscuits]

Aidanandallthat *and lustorious blue diamond* Help I can’t spell-

[@Eraserkitty]

IT WAS A SOS!

[@CatCatuna]

It was sauce

[@abioticiguess4030]

I get it, there's a Reese's.

[@thecinnamonbruh]

Warriors 4 Lyfe i dont get the joke there

[@thecinnamonbruh]

Wolfy The Warrior no, i dont get the joke becos of the sos thingy

[@thecinnamonbruh]

Wolfy The Warrior so,wat does it mean? 😂

[@Yuni-sp8wq]

2:07 When you get mad at a person so much

[@Dxe_Legend]

you mean from 1:02 until 1:10? *Your Welcome. :D*

[@gifigi600]

@@Dxe_Legend I think will also do

[@machew8709]

2:06 They were with her of course, ThEy SaW tHe WhOlE tHiNg!

[@Kumowashere]

"CoULd sHe? "

[@maddisonm7333]

E x p l o s i o n

[@sugarrybiscuits]

WUAAAAAH *ending credits*

[@boatfan1234]

@Wolfy The Warrior *fart* *laser noise*, AU- *fart*

[@theratsquad5600]

Defending a tree? Isn't that Treeson

[@chocolatesniper8378]

0:39 rip ears

[@AnimeboyIanpower]

2:06 Congratulations! Your Yellow Diamond evolved into Giygas!

[@OzCroc]

AnimeboyIanpower I saw this comment a year ago and didn’t know what it was... now I see it again after playing earthbound and now I know... yay me XD

[@jini671972]

1:57 ‘That’s because it doesn’t make CENTS’ -Zircon 2021

[@meowserthegamingkoopa1862]

IT WAS A SOS

[@roar_roar_rorafex]

Even though this video is funny, I have to do something. 5: Two Blue Diamonds 1:12 4: "Lol!" 0:22 3: "Defending a tree?" 0:34 2: "There is a reeses. It's because it doesn't make cents!" 1:56 Honorable mention: "Rose Quartz commited a crime. I rest my case." 0:00 Another honorable mention: "Rose Quartz is Rose Quartz." 2:00 1: "It was a sos!?" 1:33

[@immaumaru]

No It was A *S A U C E*

[@Corrupted_Eon]

@@immaumaru I didn’t notice there were two blue diamondd

[@Pan-fc7ri]

My headcannon for this is that the gems never developed technology past 80's tech, so everything is broken as hell.

[@shinystars147]

This is HEAVEN!

[@janedsoldaccount2922]

YEA

[@cecilialovato2027]

0:51 blue diamonds neck is a spatula

[@domenicobocchetti532]

"Rose quartz is Rose Quartz" "Are you sure about that?"

[@distorto3859]

Not exactly our best ytp, but hopefully we'll come up with more ideas next time. xd Also, for those who don't want to be earraped, check the description for the loud parts.

[@guven3152]

Distorto We need more like that! Pls do more!

[@bee-zz6bf]

What are you talking about? This is definitely the best one by fAR

[@lemonaidkit8850]

Too late my ears are dead

[@varjo7799]

Distorto it's good! Atleast better what i can do becausebi suck with editing videos

[@LetterheadStudios]

I don't know; this more or less captures the true spirit of YTP. Most I've seen just play the whole episode with minor edits and I'm like... ehh

[@somegem6344]

0:50 it says "have you ever thought about looking down you dumb blue popsicle"

[@mikailre5959]

1:09 YD: Blue, I swear to -

[@kidyomu89]

*Rose quartz committed a crime, I rest my case*

[@BbuyTheStars]

*Ugh, she’s good*

[@devilvalii]

1:14 Two Blue Diamonds and Rubfly 🙃

[@inkie9548]

RubuR

[@plant5875]

uryb

[@nextombz]

She looks like a snake-

[@nextombz]

Ybur

[@tenshiiii4661]

Blue diamond: you shatter her with a sauce

[@kuwiirmosam]

2:25 and 2:28, did you just predict Steven Universe Future!!??

[@Foxynton13]

FR 💀

[@IDK-we1ey]

The most heartbreaking phrase in the whole galaxy Blue Diamond: *_IT WAS A SAUCE!!_*

[@ieatgrassallday]

Whatever Homeworld has in store for me, *I’M READY*

[@lanturn6493]

I said i'm RED ❗⭕

[@TheCollector1243]

IT WAS A *SAUCE*

[@deo3250]

TREE-ven universe

[@sodarrific]

2:06 I keep dying at this part.

[@garfieldandtanksyoutubecha6232]

Yellow diamond.exe has stopped working

[@jenniferwarner9197]

1:14 I died at this point 😂

[@pikasheep]

"Rose Quartz committed a crime. I rest my case." "Oh she's good." Holy shit 😂😂😂

[@diamondspiderproductions4844]

That first joke was probably the funniest thing I’ve seen in any of these.

[@ThePipofDespair]

Yellow Zircon: Rose Quartz committed a crime. I rest my case.

[@boatfan1234]

Blue Zircon: Oh she's good.

[@lapislazuli1xg492]

0:31 wtf

[@hopevanheinous3332]

I agree

[@dinoscythe6335]

Gz: Rose Quartz committed a crime I rest my case. Bz: Oh She's good.

[@andyosborne2832]

I love you

[@thedistinguished5255]

I love you

[@bee-zz6bf]

I love you

[@kidyomu89]

pancake boi I hate tou

[@nextombz]

@@folucry9034 your grammar is a son of a creeper

[@freyakittyda-mew4882]

? I.. Love you too??

[@theastrals5887]

1:33 lol

[@malinabevan8285]

G. Zircon: **ahem** Rose Quartz committed a crime. I rest my case. B. Zircon: Aw, she's good. **static** **intro** Steven: Whatever Homeworld has in store for me, *_I'M READY_* **pause** Steven: I said i'm red. **door spasm** Steven: LOL! **more door spasm** B. Zircon: Ridiculous. 4,000 years of royal- *seisure* **le gasp** WiiU **more seisure** **bluescreen** **explodes** G. Zircon: Defending a tree? **giggles** B. Zircon: I WAS ASSIGNED TO THIS! Y. Pearl: **demon sounds** B. Pearl: And the lustrous Blue Diamond. B. Diamond: Where is the accused...? Y. Diamond: Is that... **long pause** Pearl? B. Diamond: No. G. Zircon: I would like to call an eyewitness. Eye Ruby: **rises from ground** Grr... **goes back into the ground** Steven: I did it! B. Diamond: How? How did you do it? Steven: Huh? B. Diamond: How did you f*ck Pink Diamond? Steven: Uh...Well...I did it on Earth B. Diamond: IT WAS A SAUCE **everyone gets depressed as the world turns into blue hell** B. Zircon: What were you SAYING in there? Maybe that, probably this? Ugh, what do you mean maybe? Steven: I- B. Zircon: DON'T TUMBLE MY TUMBLE MY TUMBLE MY Steven: *_I T W A S M E A L R I G H T_* B. Zircon: I get it. There's a reese's. It's because it doesn't make cents! B. Zircon: Rose Quartz is Rose Quartz. WOOOW WOOOOOOOO Y. Diamond: They were with her, of course! They saw the whole thing! B. Zircon: Could sheesh? The question nobody seems to be asking is "how?" B. Diamond: I've been asking that question Y. Diamond: **shatters both Zircons** The End

[@shadowfry8724]

0:00 best case ever

[@ayoungfleetroller]

OMG THIS IS THE VIDEO I DISCOVERED STEVEN UNIVERSE IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR IT THANK YOUU

[@sirsquidpotato3027]

“Rose quartz commited a crime. I rest my case.” “Oh, she’s good.” I like this.

[@varjo7799]

I diedbon 2:03 and 2:18

[@Sagefur_Editz]

1:17 Um okay?

[@C.L.G._Artisa]

This is really funny. I was laughing throughout the whole video. I'm glad there weren't too many adult jokes, 'cause that doesn't make me laugh. At all. Thanks for making this! 👍

[@inksans6824]

yellow zircon: "rose quartz committed crime" yellow diamond: *Clap* "Im convinced! time to execute!"

[@sofiaromerogarcia5241]

That was really funny, I'll give you a 10.

[@PeterPeter20]

MAN WHERE ARE YOU?? This poop was awesome back in the day (and still is!), thank you for making it!

[@WitchKing-Of-Angmar]

Green Zircon : "Defending a tree, .... Isn't that *Treeson* "

[@ChargedTheTarged]

at *0:07* I wish that is what played 😂😂😂

[@Jelly_Bear1117]

Next awesome KZbinr In the future

[@manuelramos2338]

bluedominos avm i

[@guven3152]

Yea

[@luckydoughge]

*I T W A S A S U S*

[@immaumaru]

NO IT WAS A *S A U C E*

[@blockeontheleafeon]

"Rose Quartz Committed a Crime! I Rest my Case!" *XD*

[@lexo632]

1:34 It was a SOS

[@fateisuponyou]

*_I T W A S A S U S S_*

[@arvoloidd1972]

1:34 Rose Quartz: "spills *SOS* over PD" PD: DED

[@conntoons_4848]

“DONT TUBMLE MY TUMBLE MY TUMBLE MY-“ *”IT WAS ME ALRIGHT!”*

[@kitster900]

Yellow Pearl: *infernal screech from the depths of hell* Blue Pearl: ᵃⁿᵈ ᵗʰᵉ ˡᵘˢᵗʳᵒᵘˢ ᵇˡᵘᵉ ᵈⁱᵃᵐᵒⁿᵈ

[@Fanoftrollgesfr]

You got a point

[@galaxybg1465]

Am i the only one who thought eyeball look cute 1:15 🤣🤣🤣

[@blockeontheleafeon]

1:34 I KNEW Someone would make that Joke Eventually. It was Inevitable. XD

[@vvvoiddd_d]

It was a *_S O S_*

[@Phantom_WingZZ]

"How did you do it?" "Huh?" "How did you ****** pink diamond?"

[@laininbluescourt]

Greg did

[@Phantom_WingZZ]

I FORGOT I MADE THIS COMMENT WHGAT

[@Phantom_WingZZ]

if i had a penny for every time i found a cringey old comment of mine on a video i'd deadass be rich

[@MatiNuva1724]

"*cough cough* Rose Quartz commited a crime. I rest my case" "Oh She's good" ...Guess Thats how mafia works?

[@Jelly_Bear1117]

Eeehdyhehwhy don't you warn us earphone warning now I just scared the soul out of me Edit:in 1:51 it doesn't warn us

[@dxonutz]

Blue Zircon, dear, what are you trying to communicate to us?

[@conntoons_4848]

2:03 “WAW. WA-A-A-A-A-A-A-A” XD

[@wraein]

This has no business being so funny

[@deffdefying4803]

“ALL RISE FOR THE *_indecipherable screeching_* “

[@tinystar4592]

no one seems to notice that blue diamond says "How did you do it. How did you shatter pink diamond?" directly in front of blue zircon and then later blue zircon is like "the question no one seems to be asking is how?" blue diamond is just like:are you deaf or do you have amnesia?

[@vintasaru]

0:51 "Have you ever thought about looking down you dumb blue popsicle?"

[@sergipalfar9076]

YD: Is that... *computer sounds* Pearl? BD: No **dangerous triggered sounds**

[@spooky3373]

0:51 "have you ever thought about looking down you dumb blue popsicle"

[@opalsu8020]

I FELL DOWN LAUGHING AT DEFENDING A TREE

[@discoshark7767]

0:51

[@magicpigeon_]

1:23 imagine her saying this to Greg 😂

[@frankmediavilla8785]

Best part is 1:12

[@aiiiia9971]

When Eyeball came up with two eye gems and then went back down LOL x'D

[@yeahitsallcomingtogetherwa7013]

Rose quartz committed a crime *I REST MY CASE.* Man she’s good [NUTSHELL INTENSIFIES]

[@royalteaanimations]

Saw the beginning joke coming from a mile away Still chuckled

[@citrusman7937]

I laughed so hard i pooped

[@-chr677]

"ah she's good-"

[@Aiden-0O00O0]

1:48 DONT TUMBLE MY TUMBLE MY TUMBLE MY! (IT WAS ME ALRIGHT!)

[@ItzTundra053]

1:36 nope. That shattered pink diamond.

[@0mega717]

Blue Diamond: “It was a sos!” That’s going to kill everyone, not just Pink.

[@sarahfrostphoenix7417]

I can't stop replaying the blue earrape part xD

[@fearlessmiyuki]

Yellow zircron:rose quartz commited a crime i rest my case blue zircron:oh she's good (this literally made me laugh ya'll cant go to court and say she commited a crime i rest my case)

[@SorielHDTBers]

Same

[@noahsno6503]

I wish I could combine all my favorite things from all these trial ytps into one EPIC trial ytp.