YTP - Peridot Tapes Low-Budget Gem Pornography

[@MustraOrdo]

My Pearl isn't responding... any advice on how to fix it?

[@merrittanimation7721]

GoingOffTopic IT Buy a Rose Quartz and she will immediately begin to move. Unfortunately she will only make googly eyes at the Rose Quartz

[@BJ-no2oe]

GoingOffTopic IT Did you add more salt?

[@strangerdanger5651]

Get a steven to shit on her

[@lin7823]

Mine too

[@MyRedHulk]

GoingOffTopic IT Did you try turning it off and turning it back on again?

[@ROZIEmusic]

Pearl in the washing machine killed me. I am dead.

[@lyssamarie3705]

RIP

[@XTCYDVL]

Same

[@dr.badtimes3660]

What killed me was Nuclear Steven

[@Numbernumbernumber1]

Everything about this is gold.

[@garnetcrystalgem3558]

hello Amethyst

[@Numbernumbernumber1]

EY

[@Renninmcdol]

+Amethyst Crystal Gem wait.where is pearl?

[@netherdominater9960]

I DEMAND TO KNOW WHERE YOUR TEMPLE IS LOCATED!!! ...in exchange for a sandwich.

[@Numbernumbernumber1]

Nether Dominator JUST *ONE* SANDWICH?!

[@bladedance8782]

0:47 Amethyst's laughter in the background killed me XD

[@Vincenzzo111]

+Blade Dance IKR

[@TheShadowgirlaa12]

Right? ??

[@SeveralRatsEachWithArcanePower]

I demand an extended version of move it move it Universe remix.

[@bigmacsama]

+Nigel-Cole Cleveland Same here! I loved that before Jasper ruined it.

[@Sheepie9403]

I demand it too

[@soupahmario5869]

+Nigel-Cole Cleveland I third this.

[@NinjaBoy641]

Jasper be a music hater

[@bigmacsama]

Austin The Fox That's what it feels like alright.

[@rickkowler737]

I am more mature to not laugh at poop joke... Though this time I will make an exception, this was halarious

[@Speedinglobster]

Look at your profile picture. Which episode?

[@stellarrev9833]

Joking Victim

[@vincikeeper1581]

Poponocoboy 3 Hahalarious ... Hihilarious

[@fy8776]

You are the best Steven universe ytp maker ever 😂

[@XTCYDVL]

Ikr! X3

[@ivsbrska]

+FY Sookoo You right

[@goldandvideos695]

stets uninu makes great competition

[@sirmemelord7750]

Type in Steven Jewuverse Thank me later

[@ponbloxentertainment2389]

*Jewniverse (twoniverse)

[@basscanon6687]

Peridot really needs to work on her pornography addiction.

[@Dumpstersickness]

PFFFFTJFSJDBAKDBEJ

[@Jeggbert]

I died when Steven and Sadie were crying while watching gem porn

[@mrKrimiThou]

BRUH! You deserve more subscribers!

[@joshuaa_77]

+mrKrimiThou I subscribed for you!

[@ViviPenguin]

+mrKrimiThou MR KRIMI THOU?? Have you decided on what to call the people of the Krimination or are you just going to leave it as The Krimination? Krieps... Lol

[@fivenightsandminecraft163]

+mrKrimiThou please make a reaction if you havent have 1 yet!!

[@vik_0622]

oh Hi, and watch this!

[@loose_screwed]

KRIMI!

[@yolooloy1586]

0:22 Undertale in a nutshell

[@alyssaz3647]

Oh my...

[@PokeSpriterAce]

I laughed so extremely loud

[@gavinreed4343]

how about a goat instead? ·_·

[@deffdefying4803]

DO NOT POLLINATE THE FLOWER!

[@amalgamatenull5167]

Yolo Oloy I like undertale but I have to say for the most part you are correct :( people are weird

[@Sputnik_Man]

What's next? Peridot pirates illegal gem pornography?

[@DoomGuyPictures]

Peridot watches deep web porn

[@TheShadowgirlaa12]

you were close..hahaha!!

[@gildasdoingstuff8654]

+Solaris321 YES! PLEASE! XD

[@mississippiking1366]

Peridot stars in low budget gem porn is probably next

[@ProfessionalGreifer]

It's so hard to find good YTPs these days. This series is one of the few good SU YTPs.

[@hellkaiser64]

you are the first person that make me laugh on a poop joke...my god that was hilarious...awesome poop...

[@DanBeau]

1:25 when you accidentally overcharge luigi's green missile attack

[@Gib_Degroot]

- "Try to not poop yourself either" - "pls don't" - *shit himself* - :/ I am ded

[@mycroftmagno9558]

i actually saw this on YouGem RedGem GemTube GemHub

[@mycroftmagno9558]

and GemMD,Gemzilla

[@Objectorbit]

XGems

[@coreythepeanut]

tubetube

[@movedchannel3802]

I noticed that too

[@Astralfirework]

"That would be ri-COCK-ulous!" *eyebrow waggle* I lost it.

[@videakias3000]

I always thought that it is impossible to make a good steven universe youtube poop video,apparently I was wrong,great job

[@big_sketgaming]

watch steven jewniverse

[@PokeSpriterAce]

Watch MLGarnet reks Jasper

[@basscanon6687]

1:05 Garnet is not amused

[@theroastduck7464]

0:28 Pearl, master of comedy.

[@andrewgraves7206]

You got my hopes up for cena there at the end and dashed them quite expertly.

[@alfonzocortez6201]

1:19 was so funny (btw i was waiting for someone to make it look they were watch something else to make funny and u did.)

[@1aundulxaldin]

0:32 Steven: That's just a weird Cactus. Me: *AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!*

[@TheBigL1]

The sad part is you could layer the "healing sh*t" compilation of stock farting noises over just about any close-up of Steven making a face and jittering, and I'd catch my death of laughter anyway.

[@skull2knight]

*Steven flys way* Pearl: STEVEN! Idk why I am laughing so hard

[@movedchannel3802]

A literal Steven bomb

[@themedic7786]

We need a stand-alone version of that Gem video, to show Steven Universe fans without context

[@bigmacsama]

Dude, I'd kill for that picture of Pearl farting. To me, it's funny as hell.

[@slothboiimeh2880]

Amethyst: Try Not To Poop Yourself Either Garnet: Please Don't Steven Immediately Poops himself -insert diarrhea noise-

[@user-gu9ef3zc8q]

absolutely fantastic. The best steven u ytp come from you!

[@ZbJeeBies]

It looked like Amethyst was staring right at the Cat in the Hat as soon as he popped up. "You guys should form Seuss!" "EGGS, EGGS!"

[@billjohnson5117]

1:26 so that's a Steven bomb!

[@DexMorgan]

*R.I.P. Could not stop laughing on a video*

[@moved4017]

Th-That end is scary :(

[@Cubics_Rube]

0:35 - That's what you get if you write the Perl code wrong.

[@BlanketIsland]

I'm only a tiny bit ashamed that I completely fucking lose it (nopunintended) at Steven explosively sharting himself continuously

[@jjlore4420]

I just realized you sneaked stamper tv audio into this, very nice :3

[@icyisgone5012]

I love every episode of this!

[@TisTheBeeason]

Garnet's face around 1:06 has the best 'why do you betray me' expression.

[@adrianh.5038]

1:11 "Do not pass GO. Do not collect $200." Omg that Jim Carrey qoute! I died instantly.

[@dreddick1235]

I never thought pearl being in a dryer would make me laugh as much as I did

[@SuperMonkey94]

is there a full image of the Pearl poot sketch?

[@GoldKnightProduction]

That was some great VHS artifacting at the end.

[@Sophie-vk2oo]

I am sorry but how is the gem thing porn? It's a red gem with tweezers. Explain, please? XD

[@user-gu9ef3zc8q]

It's a sponge bob joke. look up sponge bob anemone porn. its a clip from the show

[@denverandre8979]

+Ƥᴇʀƒᶒƈʈ Ᵽëɑɾɭ In a sense, you can see it as: The gem is in all its exposed glory. It's essentially Payday but in a gem form and not edible. (payday is a candy bar if you didn't/don't know)

[@Sophie-vk2oo]

Oh if it is spongebob no wonder I have no clue

[@battlenuts6254]

+Ƥᴇʀƒᶒƈʈ Ᵽëɑɾɭ Pearl thank goodnes you dont watch this gemporn

[@Sophie-vk2oo]

TheBigGreta Greta Rekstyte​​ "What is a Porn? Is it some strange Earth culture that I don't care about?"

[@InfiniteRandom]

I loved the opening to this! I'd love to see a full version of that remix.

[@dapp2020]

lolsaem

[@MrBixby-du1um]

WTF was with the "EGGS! EGGS!" ?

[@eddiexelite]

MrKrimiThou brought me here. I don't know how I never saw this before. So hilarious! XD

[@vivianpham8873]

He brought me here too! Unfortunately his channel has been terminated for copyright reasons :(

[@StarGarnet03]

Here in this series, we have: Peridot, the Low-Budget Gem R18 addict; Pearl, the hypno-toad, Steven, the one with toilet difficulties, Jasper, the random one, And many more!

[@ChawkletStudios]

What noise is garnet making at the beginning?

[@matthewberry839]

I'm not sure but it's really bugging me

[@ChawkletStudios]

***** oh

[@maxwell71596]

but whats the song?

[@Marsmoon0]

0:20 the recipe for a good ytp

[@SaucyPuppetShow1]

0:25 I had to pause the video I was laughing so much when I saw "MORE COCK JOKES" on the chalkboard

[@dapp2020]

omg i would love to seea full version of the "move it move it" thing from the start XD that shit was amazing.

[@Mads-zo1ic]

This is really well made and just oh my god 😂

[@rexxykiller2042]

i died when jasper said defective pearl XD also when amethyst and garnet say to steven to not poop himself but he still does xD

[@monochaos9442]

You should make a full version of the song at the beginning.

[@emp_m9686]

Omg this entire series is hilarious, can’t believe I found it now

[@moominm1037]

0:21 Incognitus just predicted the Undertale fandom

[@moth3113]

I lost it at “eggs, eggs!”

[@Lightstar805]

This are getting better, MUCH better.

[@AStaff-gh4vo]

Peridot can't catch a break, but at least she made more progress watching her beloved gem porn on Earth than back at Homeworld where all communications and internet use are likely to be monitored 24/7

[@Candythekitty1152]

This is a waste of my time and i love it

[@creativeflipnotes918]

Tumblr sent me. And that ending was actually rather scary. xD Great work! x3

[@Shypphire]

Pearl in the FREAKING washing machine made me laugh so hard.!! XD

[@Marble8008]

I'd be freaked out too if I saw my friends were watching low budget porn of a rock, alone and crying about it.

[@loose_screwed]

0:02 Can I get a full version up for download? XD

[@loose_screwed]

No.... I'm not joking..........

[@TopBanana360]

yes! part 3 finally :'D

[@roguedruid]

*Lars walks in* "Sadie come on, we need to open up." *Sees gem porn* *Backs out slowly*

[@Ava_The_Avatar]

1:25 We're blasting off again!

[@SupHapCak]

Yas...Peridot stars in low budget gem pornography, maybe?

[@rogerlittle8797]

If I were rich I would pay you and an entire studio staff to make these.

[@innen1801]

"AS IF POSEIDON EXTENDED HIS HAND IN FRIENDSHIP, AND THEY SPAT IN HIS MOUTH" ...BATTLEBLOCK THEATER?

[@mrs.squeak2918]

God I love classic ytps like these

[@homiejack]

Nice battleblock theater audio XD i love it

[@andlien2175]

"Just don't poop yourself" *poops*

[@derpyturtle5878]

you make the best ytps

[@Amber-eb6xc]

I was having such a great time until the ending. Now I just feel attacked.

[@chris0611]

i love the battleblock references in this series

[@patriknemeth133]

Hi everybody! Could someone tell me how could the maker of the video cut Jasper out of that cutscene? I mean she"s budging at the beginnig of the video but there is not the same background behind her than in the episode. So I suppose the video's maker cut her out somehow. Sorry for the difficult determination.

[@Inksanity]

0:22 whats that from?

[@XTCYDVL]

Finally a part two!

[@deathstroke7222]

can you do "Peridot Uploads Low-Budget Gem Pornography"

[@Googernomics]

HE MADE IT HE FUCKING MADE IT HE MADE THE FULL VERSION OF THE SOUR CREAM WOMP WOMP SONG

[@squirtberrycumcake1038]

WHERE

[@Googernomics]

RIGHT HERE NUMNUMS

[@candiland74]

can you please link?

[@allenleyman1217]

SEND ME A LINK NOW

[@TackyRackyComixNEO]

That was recockulous.

[@Hyperviper]

This is SO good!

[@okay-trash3256]

Please do a whole version of I like to move it!!!

[@tomy34316]

What is the song name at the beginning (not the Steven universe intro)???!

[@slimehaver]

OMG YES MAKE A 4th ONE TOO

[@leggyruby3226]

OUR PRAYERS HAVE BEEN ANSWERED... DANG IT JASPER

[@tomboyjessie1352]

What's with the farting pearl?

[@brittanytaylor3261]

Now THIS is what you call YTP!

[@jillianmonks5030]

That was really good.

[@burgerdiverbanandodansparc9154]

Note to self. Stop doing meth.

[@stariitea]

Crystal meth at that. get it? xD

[@burgerdiverbanandodansparc9154]

*Ba dumb tss*

[@LunarDelta]

Jesus Christ, that fart sound is probably the most hilarious I've ever heard. It's so ridiculously over the top. Is that a single clip or did you layer a bunch of fart and shit sounds over each other?

[@MezephelesArt]

Can we please get a full version of 0:03 to 0:09?

[@kaleyutz474]

This is the best one yet, holy shit, my sides hurt.

[@austincrisp9829]

That would be recockulous..... (moves eyebrows)

[@jaydenrbrown5054]

I love the battleblock theater moments

[@ZFAIRGENTLEMAN]

*Onion at the end...*

[@amalgamatenull5167]

0:46 peridot what are those other tabs you have open?

[@TaliAuroraFoxu]

**This isn't a YTP** **This is try not to laugh, grin, or squit your pants edition**