[YTP]: Peridot breaks Pearl's heart

After discovering that Peridot has walked out on Pearl, the Gems go searching for her in an ancient weapon shop. They find her dildo and take it back to the temple, but when Steven discovers Peridot's secret penis, Pearl gets mad and runs away. Steven and Amethyst go looking for her and find her having makeup sex with Peridot, which hurts Amethyst's feelings.

[@phyco9635]

Amy: GO CRY ABOUT IT Garnet: dont cry pearl. Amy: CRY ABOUT IT! Garnet: dont cry Amy: CRY!! Garnet: dont- Pearl: *warp* that was the best

[@jinxed890]

I know !

[@theresults1513]

how'd you make your words bold

[@ivansab1084]

you use this * before and after you words

[@blueishere1613]

Armin Arlert i was just watching that part

[@WilfredCthulu]

Is it weird that I actually got kind of into this story-wise?

[@LaLobita2011]

lol me too!

[@jetenime]

Haha smae

[@gtlivesupporter636]

I did too

[@tosborne8062]

I'm ready for more....

[@user-rl8mt7xe8s]

л

[@SilverKittyDeadChannel]

"You always say you'll be the bottom but you never commit." "WHat the fUCK!?"

[@Joel_Olvera]

Sheep

[@DeltaFrazzle]

WHAT DO YOU KNOW?

[@chrispyynugget1537]

Meme

[@-kz4400]

what The fuck or what the fack

[@albidalbi2000]

go cry about it

[@Lestrangest]

"-You always say you'll be the bottom but you never commit. -WHAT THE FUCK!" I lost my shit at that part jfc these videos are perfect

[@thekceffect]

"cry about it!" "don't cry pearl."

[@user-bb3bj5sn5i]

Dont cry pearl go cry about it DONT’T

[@CraftyCarrot]

It’s actually crazy how a 5 year old KZbin poop still makes me laugh out loud just as much as it did when I first saw it

[@freedommendoza40]

"That's Peridot's dildo" I just died 😂😂😂

[@audreyh.8284]

2:07 Ik this is a ytp but it makes me happy to hear Steven call pearl mom lol

[@Irisui]

The “Nothing else could fit so perfectly inside” killed me 😂

[@CocoTheMii]

“She was... A STRAIGHT-BLADED SABRE THAT’S PINK, WITH A RED HANDLE”

[@invaderpopz]

haha, i really liked that part

[@whyyou268]

“You look so much like her!”

[@dancajh]

This oldie is still the best YTP video ever made

[@rarariimissu]

G - Amethyst, help me with this ass A - THIS IS GREAT

[@eimikofan]

Hixxa Annatalie XD

[@chibiweeb6108]

garnet: peridot kept a lot of thing pearl: but not from me garnet: even from us pearl: but not from peridot garnet: even from peridot pearl: but not from JOHN CENA!!!!!

[@soniathesmolfox5560]

6 years and I'm back... Still comedy gold.

[@CraftyCarrot]

"This was a historic weapon, every weapon here was left by a weapon." ILLUMENETI

[@aidenreiter8058]

this was probably the funniest of the three.

[@invaderpopz]

that's great to hear! I was worried it might not be as good. I'm glad you liked it! :)

[@peridot3252]

*Yes*

[@agneshellqvist6784]

THIS MADE ME LAUGH SO MUCH OMFG

[@dan.j.k5879]

Ikr

[@yasuhiro_hagcor-hero]

pearl:MEME* runs away * amy:FINE, GO!!!! pearl:* comes back and hits door *

[@cipeman3498]

Too Funny I Think I Peed My Pants

[@ashestoashes78]

by Fall Out Boy

[@kendelll28]

The Bros Gaming

[@aminitygaming7104]

"But you never commit!" "WHAT THE F*CK?!" XD

[@littlekittengaming3918]

I love these YTPs bc I love SU and you make it so funny I fall of my bed and die of laughter! Love your YTPs!

[@dragonempress8367]

Because of these videos, I ship peridot with pearl

[@chaoticbliss4169]

Same

[@xmestyofficialx]

Ebbi the Tigress And Keen the Koala I still ship lapis x peridot, amethyst x peridot and me x peridot also garnet x peridot... I'll never ship pearl x peridot

[@thekceffect]

I ship Lapidot and somewhat Pearlidot, a TIIIINY bit Amedot. Not garnidot tho.

[@yanderegabby_18]

Stevendot

[@-kz4400]

because there fucking

[@EpiikoAlt]

My humor has not aged at all since I watched this 6 years ago.

[@cozmicjules]

Oh my god xD This series is hilarious

[@spawnyowl8427]

You make the best YTP's

[@asoftgrape5568]

I didn't stop laughing starting from 0:04

[@StraysoftheBeyond]

"You always say you're gonna be the bottom but you never commit!" "WHAT THE FUCK"

[@spideyw3bs]

I'm dying from this holy shit (i'm a lapidot shipper...Just saying)

[@clemwills3601]

Lapidot for life :3

[@peridot3252]

@@clemwills3601 *yes*

[@TheSuperPlayer707]

Even if you're not in this ship, this genuinely makes anyone laugh because how absurd it is. Specially due the fact this follows kind of an internal lore.

[@vee5663]

THIS IS ART PLS MAKE MORE

[@m3b02]

AM I THE ONLY ONE DYING IN LAUGHTER

[@smitemaster1364]

this is really quality XD! this is why i subbed

[@rosabelleducklover8967]

"Maybe you should hold on to this...NO!" "Let's eat it".

[@charlotterouge8107]

Where'd you hear the song Oh No You Didn't(!)? My relatives created it and honestly it's pretty fucking funny.

[@stenthesnake98]

I think its from the game Mercenaries 2, it's by the Wojahn Brothers

[@charlotterouge8107]

+Braden Wojahn ಠ_ಠ I was asking someone else that knew the song that wasn't you. Also go the fuck to sleep I emailed this video to you for you to see later today, and you have to get up early!

[@invaderpopz]

Haha your friend is right, I heard it in the commercial for a video game a while back. It's a cool song!!

[@charlotterouge8107]

+cornpopz yes. Sometimes we're all in the living room and we get our dad to play it then we all laugh our asses off while our mom just looks confused and exasperated. It's good fun.

[@pyrosmore3507]

i love you so much for this XD

[@natemanning924]

Steven:Sheep Pearl:WHAT DO YOU KNOW.

[@alex_tremo255]

i swear, this is gold

[@loomiedrawstm3925]

Okiee, back at YTP again.

[@greengreen2613]

"this is the historic weapon store, every weapon here was left by a weapon. I don't like Garnet"

[@skymatic5643]

Its been ages since I was here… my childhood memories…

[@incognitize]

Best reason to subscribe ever.

[@mrdapperness1199]

I wasnt ready for the running man part XD

[@laserlightcannon912]

This made me laugh sooooo hard

[@LvSckStph]

Peridot: This is Peridot and I CHEATED ON MY MATH TEST

[@kitster900]

the very casual tone of "I don't like Garnet"

[@archie-6581]

THE RUNNING MAN I CANT

[@powerflatscreenuniverse1137]

Amy is jelly cuz peridot swooped in first... but that "wouldn't you rather have my body instead" really got me but that "I don't care about you " oh the denial XD

[@user-bb3bj5sn5i]

the end is the best part

[@esmeralda__rojo2923]

I died at the end😂😂😂😂 omfg!!😂😂😂

[@gabeiezzi1984]

best meme ever

[@Ian.lan.Ian.]

"AMETHYST help me with this ass" 😂😂😂

[@DrownedInGames]

1:29 help me I'm crying

[@cosmicjynx2655]

Imagine if this was canon

[@parkertheone6942]

The ending with the running man xDDDDDDD

[@kat.ex3909]

I luv the ending

[@gatewaylabsgatewaylabs11]

Oh, God, I feel sorry that lion had that in his mouth.

[@aarxn_q6098]

This is so funny they did the running man challenge! 😂😂😂

[@nothingtodohere199]

Aaron CooLz Yes I was laughing my ass off! 😂😂

[@aarxn_q6098]

Peridot SAME AS ME

[@day2224]

I laughed so hard in this

[@shenarose]

“TURN IT CLOCKWISE NO THE OTHER CLOCKWISE”

[@TheSuperPlayer707]

2:38 I really want to know when Dietz said that, LMAO!

[@idonknowwhyimherebutyeah8419]

not from me From u not from me from u NOT FROM JONH CENA

[@dewkdogg]

"Here it iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis" LOL

[@user-bb3bj5sn5i]

Glitchy voice: THERES ONLY ONE PLACE 😂😂😂😂

[@Northflowo]

OH MY GOD XD

[@cinnacakeart]

Did not expect to see you here

[@audreytseng7639]

image not available omg

[@MicrowavedSoap]

This was funny a few years ago And it’s still funny now The ship wars

[@Bunny-zz7gu]

This stuff is killin me.

[@bcccody9978]

i died at 2.54 SHES NOT COMING BACK

[@Zykus.]

**I see the intro** im already scared

[@capitoldecay]

onion-illuminatti confirmed

[@onespookyboi9066]

Some spicy fanfiction.

[@sarsdeviot]

Weapon weapon weapon weapon weapon weapon weapon

[@Delta0429]

Pearl, go super saiyan on peal

[@j1gsawed]

"But Peridot didn't have a penis!" "Here it is!"

[@AlithAnar]

THROWBACK CUZ ITS FUNNY AS FUCJ

[@nobodyspecial4376]

lol AT NIGHT I THINK OF YOUUUU *pearl moves back and front*

[@Person-vt3bn]

Dat illuminati scared the living life out of me

[@naomirocha5220]

This is Peridot and I cheated on my math test!

[@sleepystacey4044]

Rip Pearlmethyst xD

[@twatwithaytaccount5446]

Never saw onion there before

[@hayezii5512]

PLEASE MAKE MORE

[@user-bb3bj5sn5i]

THIS WAS SO SUS LIKE PERDOT DOING PEARL?!?!????! geinus.

[@jafetnoevallejorubio8390]

OMG love it!!!

[@Agito4774]

the ending! XD

[@jacquelynhaleyhypnotherapi8096]

I love da part when pearl goes super sayian 3

[@gtlivesupporter636]

ikr

[@arandomperson9293]

:3

[@yeetmaestro1345]

That ending tho

[@CesarGonzalez-ur9ic]

Omg Peridot kept things from Peridot

[@UltraAfroman]

0:35 - 0:37 I didn't cheat on my math test.

[@skyblueskyblue9539]

0:19 didn't that guy say " cut my life into pieces this is my chocolate bar" guess not.

[@Saab--kc6xz]

Running man

[@lil7833]

what was the this is my last resort song? (0:20)

[@DumbCommentary4You]

The damn description.

[@cheesepeanut7516]

I want to be your robot lady XD

[@waesucks]

HAHAHA i love this one

[@creeper34lol19]

amethyst, help me with this a**

[@galaxywolf6032]

lol running gem challange 😂😂

[@timefreez-animations533]

I ABANDONED PEARL'S CRYSTAL GEM ACCOUNT.

[@g0ldenratioed6969]

OW AGH MY HEADPHONES

[@obsidianwolf3756]

"I don't like Garnet"

[@XxNubxX]

1:29 NOT THAAYYAAHYAAYG XDD

[@Void_0795]

amethyst said a swear!