YTP | Rats and Patooie tree 🐀🐀🐀

[@ScortchedBunny]

Guys remember to: "Take egg roll cooking seriously" Best quote in the video

[@spider-man500]

And to "Spit it out!" *Proceeds to throw up*

[@ScortchedBunny]

@@spider-man500 alternate title: Rats and Patooie tree No eggrolls

[@A_WildWillow]

and "YOU POISNED ME!" "yes i did"

[@masterfarr8265]

or else Linguini will poison you

[@jianhuren9966]

"Pure poetry"

[@bew3016]

I don’t know what I love more: Ego: 🥟EGGROLLS!! 🥟 Remy: ✨poetry✨ Frollo: 🔥WiTchCraFt!!🔥 Or the hilarious voice mixing! Qwistoff you’ve outdone yourself this time! 😂

[@henrymanley8867]

I have France Paris Disney Pixar

[@Jacob_was_here]

​@@henrymanley8867excuse me?

[@ianlarsen3920]

"Egg Rolls" is probably the best random remix I've seen in any Qwistoff YTP yet. I can tell some musical talent was well employed here.

[@jonaspadilha8243]

That was the worst one there. He just kept saying “egg” over and over again lol. No disrespect to Qwistoff of course, the rest of the YTP was awesome.

[@ianlarsen3920]

I'm not talking about the words used, I'm talking about the music itself, the notes I heard. The way he pitch-warped Ego's voice was like it was more than just a remix, it was like an original song... with... VERY strange lyrics. Of course the words won't be great if it's all about egg rolls, though of course each person has their own opinion. Some will like it, some won't. I just thought the musical arrangement was good.

[@animegamelover6368]

It's not a Qwistoff YTP without EGG ROLLS.

[@AmazinEarth]

@@jonaspadilha8243 💲♓️⛎✝️🆙

[@ShredMaker907]

My favorite one is the you know uno remix.

[@michaelhinton8530]

5:00 Skinner: Who cooked the Ratatouille? Remy: Kill That Inspector! Rats: *Locks Skinner in the dungeon* Remy: Now don’t feel bad about him he’s doing very well DEAD!

[@TheHulkfan]

It's been a while, yet your YTP skills haven't lost their edge. In fact, this is one of your best work!

[@jasminepattwell]

I agree!

[@KoopaAndTroopaPlus]

Wrong. This is his best work 👏

[@tylerreichert5436]

Pure poetry

[@mrunknown6550]

i swear dude. been a while

[@xaroulamata5037]

3:01

[@animegamelover6368]

0:00-0:09 Remy about to throw up "This is ME." Linguini about to throw up "This is my brother." Ego throwing up "And this is my dad." WHAT!

[@nikoskonstantinidis4069]

more like: ......... WHA-

[@frogsgalore5929]

It runs in the family!!

[@bluewolf9782]

That scene was gold

[@AnthonyOrozco-o7z]

Daughter: Do I throw up 🤮 too?! Father: Sorry sweetie, only the men in the family throw up 🤮

[@MikatheRaccoon]

"Anyone can YTP" Qwistoff: "Pure poetry"

[@mrlol7550]

Pure poetry

[@yabroterry8451]

Pure poetry

[@TarhosTheKnight]

What do I always say? Anyone can YTP.

[@samirshaqqour-8052]

Qwistoff means that everyone can do YTP. But no. I don’t think that anyone can do it.

[@TarhosTheKnight]

@@samirshaqqour-8052 WROOOONG!🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Dino-Jira]

The editing in 3:35 is so well done!

[@matthewketcher5804]

Therapist: Bully Anton Ego doesn't exist. He can't hurt you. Bully Anton Ego: 0:55

[@ozyrysjr3171]

That's a awesome song and I can't stop laughing very hard 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@blake_the_dreadnought]

2:56 no context

[@TarhosTheKnight]

This Patooie YTP is "pure poetry"😄 Happy 2022 Qwistoff!🥳🥳🥳🥳

[@aidanwilliamson7466]

Couldn't have said so better myself.

[@royalebegay8972]

This comment made me realize the word Qwistoff actually rhymes with christoff ( I think it's misspelled )

[@blinky6254]

"Ugh you threw up on your station, you stupid men!" Ha!

[@jeffreythefilmbuff7617]

Remy: *orders his rat family to murder two inspectors* Also Remy: Don't worry about them. They're doing just fine. 😈

[@HarmonyOC]

D E A D

[@sherlocksmuuug6692]

This monstrous thing should be at the bottom of the river.

[@lynseyshrewsbury7973]

3:21 Gosh, that part made me laugh! YOU POISONED ME!!

[@masterfarr8265]

Yes I did

[@christopherlmoo]

What’s that quote from

[@victorypina3102]

@@christopherlmoo The mayor said “Yes I did” in Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs in case you’re wondering.

[@christopherlmoo]

@@victorypina3102 thanks, but I'm talking about you poisoned me

[@diondaley2906]

@@christopherlmoo You poisoned me is Lance Sterling from Spies in Disguise

[@Dubztepper]

The legend is back with Ratatouille ytps!

[@bighand1530]

2022 starting off good.

[@distereo1250]

Egg egg egg egg rolls egg egg egg egg egg egg rolls rolls rolls eggs eggs eggs eggs eggs

[@joegamer08productions]

And back with more E G G R O L L S

[@BlueMoonRaccoon016]

i was so glad when he posted this. i was starting to worry his channel had gone inactive.

[@distereo1250]

@@BlueMoonRaccoon016 samr here

[@royalstarstorm]

2:47 Ego’s face killed me 😂

[@sidgamingchannelXD1609]

lol me to

[@deecee9699]

I laughed so hard at that part

[@Kemono_furry120]

WOW!

[@drewcydoxvasquez5371]

2:47🤯

[@DPF61008OConnor]

2:27 I'll make this easy to remember keep QQUUUIIIIIIEEETT! gotta love that rescuers down under reference ❤️

[@Jothomas214]

I died there 😂😂😂

[@Jothomas214]

@@christopherlmoo He just said it dude

[@drewcydoxvasquez5371]

2:24 mooom? 2:28 QUIET

[@RoaldJBrito]

Feminist

[@DPF61008OConnor]

@@RoaldJBrito ? What does that have to do with this?

[@spooderman6312]

anyone can cook, but only true qwistoffs can make a YTP of the cooking.

[@Knadroj99]

"You provide the food, I provide the Eggrolls" - Ego 2022

[@TarhosTheKnight]

*E G G R O L L S*

[@tenthdentisttorecommendthe2954]

This implies that eggrolls are now beyond the mortally comprehendible notion of "food" and are now something beyond it.

[@robbiewalker2831]

2:05: Good idea! next time you buy a baguette, try to see if it crackles rather than bonk someone for any softness.

[@maplario4366]

I have a question: _where’s that bonding strip?_

[@Keldon1234]

It’s in the yellow snow!

[@mooncatstudios3175]

I think STROMBOLI has it...

[@zbroadcast3414]

I don't know, ask MR. WATERNOOSE! *Mr. Waternoose trying to break through barricaded doors

[@hedgehog07productions91]

“I love microwaved egg rolls” ~ EGO

[@connorgoodenough1522]

wut?

[@lindsaysaddingtonstudentmh3331]

0:47-1:47 I think this is your BEST remix yet! And also your longest.

[@OtisNotibrus]

This probably the cleverest of your YTPs and has the best masking out of all of them. The wait was worth it!

[@Zetru994]

I think we can all agree that this man can make the best music from editing movies 0:53

[@retired4992]

Lesson learnt: Never drink water while watching Qwistoff's vids unless you have suicidal thoughts

[@nicholasweintraub8548]

Why?

[@HarmonyOC]

@@nicholasweintraub8548 he chocked on the water and almost drowned

[@kenpoarniceguy1]

I was eating one time

[@thesillynugget619]

@@kenpoarniceguy1 rip

[@ORProductionss]

@@nicholasweintraub8548 , it just means to try to hold in your laughter when it’s pretty hard

[@alphagojira5647]

1:23 First time using sources from Sonic the Hedgehog movie in this YTP. Aton Ego's egg song reminds me of a joke from Waltman's YTPs, where The Cat in The Hat says the line "Eggs!" Oh, and I love eggs! 🍳 Reminder: Sonic the Hedgehog 2 comes out in theaters April 8, 2022!

[@jessicavega4950]

Dr eggman

[@rachii6687]

Its strange that a movie with no sequel, have 2 YTP sequels indeed

[@bighand1530]

3 now

[@Dogeymcdogerdogeface61371]

2:05-2:10 I can't help but laugh. 😂😂😂 The funniest part of the ytp in my opinion.

[@711Kidflash]

One minute of Ego's Egg Rolls remix. Truly we have been blessed this day!

[@LOL_ZHENYANG0110]

4:31When you're struggling to put away your bike and you're in the wrong house

[@miguelafonsobressan8201]

Linguini say: oh no we gonna be late, the other First day.

[@Fungiarts]

3:37 that editing 👌

[@IceLuigiStarPictures]

That part and where the customers were served the soup that Linguini puked in killed me.

[@keatonsmith2220]

Poetry 4:08

[@bluewolf9782]

@@IceLuigiStarPictures it killed me too

[@RCSXDV]

2:25 When he called her his "MOM", I died. 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@primrosevale1995]

Literally couldn’t stop laughing the whole way through. Great job!

[@bighand1530]

Same

[@illucedeipesci]

Egg rolls: 0:40 The song: 0:52 - 1:44 had a total of 83 counts of "egg" and 18 counts of "rolls". I won't provide individual timestamps, they aren't precise enough (I would need to use timestamps with milliseconds in them) and I had to put it on 0.25x speed just to count them. 3:12 6:02 See the other Rats and Patooie videos for more Egg roll timestamp comments.

[@nickycoreen7875]

Was not expecting this, haven’t seen a good ytp in a long time thanks 😊

[@bighand1530]

Same

[@kylebrookshire7]

3:30 the mayor cloudy with a chance of meatballs

[@benjaminbuchanan7151]

Him trying to pull the bike in made me laugh so hard.

[@erebus2106]

“The best food in the world is cheap sausages dipped in batter.” Words to live by.

[@IvanSilvaChildOfJesusChrist777]

Welcome Back It Has Been Forever And I Love Ratatouille Its The One Of The Most Perfect Funniest Movie Of All The Entire Pixar Films

[@Oscar_the_fascist_slayer]

I never knew Bully Judge Ego was something I needed to see.

[@IceLuigiStarPictures]

Linguini: Thank you by the way for nothing. Collette: So you have chosen death!

[@RCSXDV]

I will *NEVER* in a TRILLIONS years get tired of these hilarious edits by you.

[@alexdionisos]

0:08 Me seeing Qwistoff is back after so long

[@Iiiiii884]

3 questions for you’re 6th Q&A: 1. Do you like or dislike or a mix of both Direct-to-video Disney sequels? 2. What is your favourite and non-favourite Direct-to-video of Disney sequel? Mine is The Lion King 1 1/2 (besides Mulan II and Lilo and Stitch 2) 3. What is your favourite and non-favourite Direct-to-videos Disney sequel new character? Mine is Melody.

[@jeffreythefilmbuff7617]

"Although some folk would like to dispute, fish isn't the best food in the world." Hiccup: *And I took that personally*

[@elikai0598]

5:27 a Friendship will never Die.

[@Behind_the_scenes_ALOVARE]

OuR fReNdShIp WiLl NeVeR DiE!

[@Laylaheart82539]

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[@supertylerbros2509]

BLLBLBLBL

[@lindsaysaddingtonstudentmh3331]

3:11 That must be where he got the idea for his remix!

[@JakeTLT]

He just likes EGGROLLS

[@jessicavega4950]

He hit the guy with the box of potatoes3:57

[@deletedaccount9250]

He returned when the world needed him most

[@sherlocksmuuug6692]

With pure poetry.

[@saradyson9534]

true so true

[@Limpurtikles]

A distinct lack of Stromboli in this video. However, we do get to see more of Anton Ego's obsession with Egg Rolls, as well as another banger of a remix from you, so I still give it both thumbs up.

[@christopherlmoo]

I died laughter from this entire video. At this 0:54 and this 1:57 "keep your station clear!' vomits "YOU THREW UP ON YOUR STATION YOU StUpId-man" and this 2:07 hits head "NO" and this 3:51 Picks the soup up "Soup?" vomit sounds "STOP THAT SOUP" eat/drinks the soup "gusto's resturant lost one of his five stars after everyone died shortly after soup"

[@ChrisCD3256]

Lesson learned,never eat cereal and watch ytp's 4:49

[@enkhtemuulenodgerel6175]

When gay person visit in mongolian Mongolian:

[@LittleBlueReviews400]

3:39 This Got Me 😆😆😆

[@bluewolf9782]

Yeah it got me too

[@Theultimatelifeform217]

It got me 3

[@AdriaticTokoru]

Right when he spit that out 😅

[@AnthonyOrozco-o7z]

Ugh!😑 You threw up 🤮 in the soup 🥣!!!!

[@megazerox7587]

1:54. A poor mouse squeaking for help!!! He's been killed and cooked in the pot!!! Making Remy and Linguini vomit.

[@luisdelatorre1517]

3:18 this is gonna make me laugh every time! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!! YOU POISONED ME! Linguine : yes I did.

[@christopherlmoo]

What’s it from?

[@masterfarr8265]

@@christopherlmoo Spies in disguise

[@ECAnimations]

@Chris Moore The "You poisoned me" line is from Spies in Disguise, and the "Yes I did" line is from Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs.

[@fazbrogaming7776]

3:07 would’ve been nice to have a Star Wars death stick joke here. 😂

[@kingmagnus4009]

After 5 months, HE GRACES US WITH A 3RD RATATOUILLE YTP!

[@Mathee]

The editing you did making Linguini throw up in the soup was so good, it legit made me do a double-take

[@thepbcenthusiast7561]

4:08 “PoEtRy” 😂

[@dotfoxtom5942]

1:02 finally a yang to the cat in the hats ying. Someone to eat whilst he beats.

[@gal3xystar]

I absolutely love how every ytp remix is based off a electro swing song I just 💘💘💘

[@SMCA2024]

What do you mean?

[@almcmemeshack8443]

-spends an hour forcing bike into room "Oh no, we're gonna be LATE, and on the FIRST DAY!" -forces bike back out of room

[@meta527II]

0:21 If this was an Hourofpoop video, Thomas would surely agree on that

[@Jothomas214]

😂😂😂

[@christopherlmoo]

0:00 remy: about to throw up "THIS IS ME" linguini: about to throw up "this is my brother" EGO the EGG: about to spit "This is my dad" ... WHAT- *HITS TITLE*

[@isa-shorts8410]

2:11 I lost it at that scene 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@kyle-_-541]

The legend is back- you were legit a part of my childhood. These ytps never get old you madlad

[@sirorliktheironclad]

0:24 “The best food in the world is made in PARIS!!!!!”

[@Retribution5618]

3:05 "The following day, Ego thinks I need to rethink my life." -Remy 2022

[@Ironmat98]

Petition to make "Egg roles" an actual music video!

[@shawnmante7013]

Okay that was funny on 3:18! Anton Ego took a bite of ratatouille, cartoon to real life, real life to cartoon, screams, saying " You poisoned me", and then Linguini said "Yes I did."

[@3620rami]

"My dream is dead" I've won.. "These monsters that caused this should be at the bottom of the river" But at what cost...?

[@TheAlpacaLoverandStingFanatic]

3:25 AAAAAAAAAAAAA You poisoned me!

[@TheAlpacaLoverandStingFanatic]

2:47 Wow!

[@TheAlpacaLoverandStingFanatic]

3:39 The Soup of Envy Part 1

[@TheAlpacaLoverandStingFanatic]

3:59 The Soup of Envy 2

[@sidgamingchannelXD1609]

Yes I did

[@jakethecarsandreactorvideo9409]

😂😂🤣🤣😅😅

[@Kalartpie321]

0:49 this is the part where we all subscribed, admit it.

[@spaceboyctstudios2934]

3:26 That was from “Spies In Disguise”. I love that movie.😁 I wish the “Nimona” film wasn’t cancelled and Blue Sky Studios was still in business.

[@DecemberFilms-m8w]

3:29 The “Yes I Did” Line Was From Cloudy with a chance of Meatballs (2009)

[@spaceboyctstudios2934]

@@DecemberFilms-m8w Oh. I didn't even know that. Oh, wait, now that I think about it, that was said by the mayor played by Bruce Campbell, right? Also, about my "Nimona" statement, it's nice that film actually got revive by Annapurna and Netflix. 😁

[@DecemberFilms-m8w]

@@spaceboyctstudios2934 Yep The Mayor from Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs (2009)

[@DecemberFilms-m8w]

Which is Crazy Because Both Spies in Disguise and Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs are Released Ten Years Apart

[@okamidragonstudios8551]

"How do you tell what good bread is without testing it?" *WHAP!*

[@sethmoss8671]

No!

[@ECAnimations]

@@sethmoss8671 "The sound of the crust. Listen." *bread in agony*

[@TheDanksNewGroove]

GOD that remix was a bop! Return of the egg rolls!

[@OfficialPikachuLover]

1:54 👌🤣🤣🤣

[@Behind_the_scenes_ALOVARE]

*Rat dies in soup cut up with a knife alive* K I L L E R W O M A N A T R E S T U R A U N T C O M F I R M E D!

[@terrencerockatansky4338]

"The sound of crust ..." AEEEEEE !!! Pure poetry. Hilarious.

[@verchewah]

Pure poetry. Good to have you back man!

[@virgo51rj]

3:18 did you make a bad ending in this movie?

[@HairyHariyama]

2:18 - Maki Harukawa, is that you?

[@christopherlmoo]

How’d you like to be dead?

[@multirole4137]

I get that reference

[@christopherlmoo]

Where is it from

[@Qwerty-ej1fd]

Kids eat your egg rolls or Anton Ego will come to your house🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚

[@Xiaolin-Loonatic]

This is an exquisite YTP. Excellent job. Five out of five blocks of cheese. 🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀

You inspired me to make my own Ratatouille's YTP!!! ^^

[@OscarAlarcon130]

De to un Poop, tú también ves ytp english, yo no sabia eso, pues yo también veo ytp english 😏

[@PartitionZion2]

4:10 This is my favorite scene that I like to laugh at everyday.

[@Jothomas214]

Relatable 😂

[@shaynehenry9429]

Me to

[@startheknight]

This is amazing!!! Keep it up and Happy New Years!! Missed u and ur videos. Glad to see you posting again.

[@mariocart127]

Happy (almost) belated 2022, Qwistoff YTP!!! Really happy to see you make YTPs again! Hope you had Stromboli throughout last year, and you laid really sick beats on your remix, if you know what I mean!😏☺️😊😁😄🤩🥳🎉

[@namudahlberg2885]

Good to know Ego still hasn't lost his taste for eggrolls and even made a song about it, excellent YTP

[@charlesbradshaw205]

I forgot how much I love this channel!! And the remixes! 👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻

[@andrewmacias7080]

I literally just saw your first 2 videos for the first time and because they were so well-made and hilarious I rewatched the movie a few days ago. This one was amazing too, good to see Ego still likes egg rolls

[@MrBigCookieCrumble]

That dancing food critic has to be the funniest thing i've seen in a long while! xD

[@bionicdragon5]

You know your restaurant is doomed when the world's leading egg roll critic starts dropping hot bars (pure poetry) at the table.

[@MoonKnightH8]

This is no longer KZbin Poop… It’s KZbin Gold

[@TheLookyus]

2:35 What goes SLAP?

[@RoaldJBrito]

Feminist

[@TheLookyus]

@@RoaldJBritoFeminist?

[@crystalcat1002]

I literally just remembered who you were a few days ago after a long time, and you upload this! :D

[@furretgal7680]

4:01 Made me laugh hard 😂

[@Redwood1860]

Was waiting for the inevitable video, and was not disappointed. Between laughing at the fact you used the puke joke continuously, and turning Anton ego into a creature striking fear into judge Claude Frollo, this was great. Also the ending had me in stitches.

[@ratiroo1124]

Glad to have you back! As long as you keep providing us such delicious content, we'll continue to rethink our life choices 😂

[@cocoamilkshake3810]

No one can take cooking seriously

[@AxelFranciscoSVplus]

3:39 - Linguini contaminating the soup with his vomit.

[@justagirlwhowantstovoiceac9578]

Man, Ego sure loves his egg rolls- There's a whole remix about it!