YTP | Rats and Patooie 🐀

[@yes-j9r]

"What is my problem?" "First of all: You." *THAT'S ALOT OF DAMAGE!*

[@chronologizer422]

And second, I have a highly developed sense of GARBAGE

[@AbrahamBenno]

I was feeling pretty good about my gift until dad gave me a mushroom.

[@chronologizer422]

The key is to keep turning it... ⚡️💀 OOOOH we gotta go that again! ⚡️💀💀 Again!! ⚡️💀💀💀⚡️ Again!!!! NOOOO

[@Retroboy-qb4li]

I died

[@spongeOfMystery4]

Ah, a fellow phil swift quoter.

[@BAPEMCM]

1:09 “SO LETS DO THIS THING” *Attempts to get bike inside*

[@robertstephen8372]

I feel like you could convince someone that was what actually happened when he said that.

[@cinccindy6147]

"SO LETS DO THIS THING" *throws the rat that was in the jar in the river forgetting evrything

[@maiseltheoneandonly4487]

@Robert Stephen You definitely could if they haven’t seen it.

[@denisegonzalez1625]

CincC Indy that’s me when I see a rat ._.

[@virgo51rj]

@@cinccindy6147 you mean everything?

[@CFunk99]

"What did the customer say?" "It was _soup!"_ "....soup?" "The _soup_ was the crtic."

[@jenypherbrown6415]

1:52

[@bestiesplayz6866]

It wasn’t “....soup?” It was “wut?”

[@Officially_Unofficial-1]

(Mental break for the almost insane!) Edit: Captions gang

[@MrLycan-qw2if]

Wot.

[@mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072]

Where are you I’m at soup!

[@korhol2065]

“It was soup” “The soup is a critic” Weirdest name for a critic if I ever heard

[@mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072]

Where are you? *_iM aT soUp!_*

[@Evilriku13]

@@mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072 WHAT STORE ARE YOU IN?!

[@mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072]

@@Evilriku13 *IM AT THE **_SOUPSTORE!_*

[@JustCallMeLegion]

@@mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072 WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE?!

[@mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072]

@@JustCallMeLegion *_FUСК YOU!_*

[@navyblues6661]

0:11 "What's my problem? First of all, you." PFFFTTTTT

[@ryaku5]

M. Nourishad That part got me laughing so hard, and only a few people can do that this early on in a YTP! Qwistoff rules.

[@ryaku5]

M. Nourishad Jeepers, I'm crying now.

[@laboot7447]

Scoffs

[@frostbitetheannunakiiceind6574]

Ikr lol

[@stephenarts1422]

That's me when I'm at school. 😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒 I'm surrounded by idiots.

[@flamingnebula6696]

4:22 This is a work of art

[@chrisfinamore6328]

Flaming Nebula he gotta make that an official song

[@avalanchestudios9715]

We need an extended version. We still don’t. :’(

[@bounceback7424]

Where is the full song

[@AvalancheTV]

Still not a thing.

[@Mars-starz]

Literaly read this than ot played

[@chowderhead18]

Can we just get an endless loop of Remy playing the guitar???

[@mochimeows]

DuoBird omg yes please 🙌🏻

[@nickhyena2674]

Woa, duo lingo watches ytp? XD

[@logandibble9662]

@@nickhyena2674 Who makes fun of people's profiles these days?

[@nickhyena2674]

@@logandibble9662 how was that 'making fun'?

[@logandibble9662]

@@nickhyena2674 U laughed at him because of his profile. It's his profile, so he can be on yt whenever he wants.

[@allidragon7041]

"This is muh knee. What's my problem? First of all: Y O U." - Remy, 2018

[@blaketheobald6516]

Yes

[@EnderfyOfTheDark]

Also Remy: "second of all, I have a highly developed sense of GARBAGE(lmao)"

[@laylathelpsqueen65]

"I was feeling pretty good about my gift, until dad gave me a mushroom!'

[@michaelhinton8530]

@@laylathelpsqueen65 “The key is to keep turning It” *GETS ZAPPED* Remy:OHHHH! WE GOTTA DO THAT AGAIN! *GETS ZAPPED* AGAIN! *ZAPPING PAIN* AGAIN! Shrek:NO!!!

[@Cold_Frost41]

*guitar time*

[@mwrozek24]

“This is my *knee* .” “What’s the problem?” “You”

[@ivysaur2thefirst]

Life choices, rethunk

[@Molly-wp6lc]

Lmao

[@tonytom5242]

Babababababa nononono deahahhahahahhahahaha

[@joshross4]

XD

[@Selbyen.]

0:07

[@gremlinshipperontheloose2488]

"It wasn't a critic. It was SOUP!" "What?" The SOUP was a critic!"

[@randomvideos9607]

i thought the critic was a soup

[@llanfairpwlgwyngyll7331]

Wait it wasn't a critic... but the soup was a criti-

[@hopemitchell9173]

Yyyyyyyyaaaaaaaa

[@_grievous_the_epok_gamur_7140]

•Opens door• You are guestuo

[@haechanlee9017]

Oh yeah you could say that. But you didn’t get it this time. Because I love egg rolls. And fact the soup was critic and fantastic.

[@peggyraymond2460]

“It was not a customer.” “It was soup!” XD, I LOST IT

[@nigelsamson8715]

Yes. Go to 1:54.

[@JoaoPaulo-xk4su]

Wut

[@bimapai2470]

*The SOUP Was A Critic!*

[@ok_uh_eli_i_guess376]

Me too!

[@Mike-li3kg]

Galaxii Foxy Foxu *Guitar Intensifies*

[@zacksmith1276]

2:51 "Don't come back or I'll treat you the way restaurants are supposed to treat pets." That had me laughing 😂

[@trop1cal_blossom232]

Lol but it’s pests

[@zacksmith1276]

@@trop1cal_blossom232 I thought linguini said pets. I guess I was wrong.

[@pepijn23]

I… Love it!

[@Vakaris777]

Oh, now you done it!

[@Behind_the_scenes_ALOVARE]

:O

[@MrDaimeon]

"Linguini!" "I'm just hungry" Yeah, that's me when I go into the kitchen after dark

[@phoenixreavis9503]

Yeah

[@blinky6254]

4:01

[@potatoofmemes]

Somehow I can relate to that even though I never experienced it myself.

[@chancheeweng7958]

True

[@nellywimp4878]

Reminds me when my mom said to brush my teeth and I wanted an apple I got in bbiigg trouble😳

[@akaredrobranger]

0:57 I'M STEALING FOOD!!! LOL

[@Sunny-vb2dd]

BREAKING NEWS! Linguini stole food!

[@kingz-man5459]

After he said, "Don't steal." It means nothing to him except the rat. What's his name again Lemmy?

[@pepsidog3060]

King Z-Man. Remy

[@ethanmanagad0634]

Colette: What are you doing? Linguini: I'm stealing Food!!

[@kingz-man5459]

@@pepsidog3060 Thank you! That's what it was.

[@mymyrrah]

That damn thumbnail. Gets me every time.

[@soullesstheskulldog6865]

Thicc Boi same it's to good

[@HanaNoMachi]

*PaToOiE*

[@captainthimble9389]

O

[@swishoemi]

u no uno?

[@JKStudios101]

Same

[@uno9971]

1:53: “what did the customer say?” “It wasn’t a customer. It was a S O U P” “Wut” “The S O U P was a critic”

[@kayshaduke5080]

Liguli: Are you stupid Ego: You’re slow Liguli: And you’re a IDIOT *GASPING* Ego: I rule you drool Liguli: And you’re A ULGY OLD MAN ME: har har har har

[@sran438]

@@kayshaduke5080 Ego: "LOL. I love egg rolls."

[@angelyoungheart3851]

the food told you what it thought about you eating it.

[@lukeportelli2097]

"I am the soup man" - some drunk Scottish man in a red/blue team.

[@Inottxim]

So if that was a soup / critic then it would be a soup just sitting there and eating lol

[@tony7237]

3:37 you should have had him say *IM STEALIN FOOD*

[@the_real_drwhoroblox1935]

Linhuini: 0:58

[@iritlevy7154]

You mean 3:40

[@lydiablackmon1759]

DoctorWhoRoblox1935 o

[@minaminasctftlkhttydfan9958]

Jacobo Prado Lemos Remy: Oh my god Linguini....

[@christopherlmoo]

327 likes

[@collinwalz9538]

0:53 “don’t steal food” seconds later “I’m stealing food”

[@minaminasctftlkhttydfan9958]

Linguini: WHAT DID I SAY?!?!?!

[@arzej4729]

That sounds like my friend

[@catkin8330]

@@arzej4729 sounds like my parents

[@darwinreyes9221]

0:57

[@PelsckoPolesko]

Hypocritical Damage!

[@jihyoholic1386]

3:31 "Yes. I'd like E G G R O L L S." 😂

[@SpilledNoodle]

My god I died laughing at that! XD

[@justtree9146]

E G G F * C K I N G R O L L S

[@morgaroni]

*E G G R O L L S*

[@calebkirkland2051]

E G G R O L L S

[@Mateo-pd7iz]

E G G R O L LS

[@djmetalsos]

3:25 the zoom in on the eyes makes the scene look way better! Thank you Qwistoff for making Amazing YTPs

[@R0xanneW0lf]

“You know UNO. Ratattata!”

[@richardzuniga3088]

I was at the point of that video

[@opticalreality2991]

Why do they call it that

[@arzej4729]

YOUR FIRED

[@rhondakrause100]

I do know Uno and I suck at it lol

[@Tomas-bp6kc]

That was so dope ! Eheh ah eheha

[@electro.dash.666x7]

3:06 *This genuinely scared me to death.*

[@zrex2000x]

Then how are you still alive OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH!!!

[@margaretbryant1234]

⊙○⊙ how you still alive?

[@AvalancheTV]

I LOVE IT!

[@jacock]

Electro.Dash.666 X idk why but I have a feeling he’s being raped-

[@RamdomRando]

When people don't know the difference between the word genuinely and literally.

[@st4rryj3llyf1sh]

Linguini: "It's delicious, but *D O N ' T. S T E A L."* (Later On...) Collette: *"W H A T A R E Y O U D O I N G ! ?"* Linguini: **Laughs** "I'm *STEALING FOOD."*

[@migueljoed916]

This was so funny

[@josephrobinson5021]

0:52 is the entire moment you just said and a luv it one like to you Izuku

[@justblueberri3s450]

I was the 69th like haha funny number

[@kayshaduke5080]

Liguli: look I know it’s stupid and stupid but neither of us can do a stupid THING

[@st4rryj3llyf1sh]

@@kayshaduke5080 y e s.

[@coffeecat4506]

“It was soup! The soups a critic!” The soup: *I don’t like the way you cooked me Jeff*

[@chanthykhieo]

My funny scenes 3:55, and 4:17

[@thisguy3149]

2:51 Actually an insanely good roast for a food critic.

[@0kayDonn]

James Deats ohhhh

[@iantaggart3064]

So true.

[@sekiko7183]

I *L O V E* *I T*

[@jonathanmedford1944]

That dude:😎😎😎

[@DangerOctoYT]

Sekiko Gaming R̵̡̢̰͙̻̻͚̠͕̦̩̣̱͍͑͗͊̊̅̃͜ ̸̢͕̪̞̮̮̄͊̋͂̈͌͊͋͒̽͂̈́̍͘͜U̷̻̹͓̬̪̻̟͔̮̞̤̪̻̩͑̀̄͌͗́̇̀̏͝ ̶̩̬͙͎̣̟̰̯͖͇̪̮̈́̍͒̕͝ͅḂ̷̡̭̔̽͑̎̊͌̈͜͠ ̵̖͎̝̲͚͎͓͙̂̄̑̔̉̋̓̾͘̕͜ͅB̶̩̖̃̅͂̄̓̑̐͌̈͐̚̚̚͠͝ ̶̡̛͚͍̫̥̈́̈́̍̔̿̾̊͘Į̵̡͔̻͕̯̤̤̫̠̪̪͙͚̂͊̈́͌͋̉́̈́͘͘͝͠͠ ̴̛̛̞̠̝̏͆̇̊̌̈́̌̈́̿Ş̸͓̜̖̍̇͆͆̅̓ͅ ̵̨̠̞̞̟̖̩̜̺̰̩͈̿̀͑̕͝H̵̻̦͠

[@CannedYanners]

0:57 "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" *"I'M STEALIN' FOOD!"*

[@NaughtyGnats]

(gets fired afterwards)

[@asparagusissus1232]

LOL

[@AvalancheTV]

Iced Pancakes prolly the voice.

[@AvalancheTV]

(Remy plays guitar)

[@mareeedensos2805]

0:52

[@nglidk]

3:19 *”I mean tonight a big Knight is coming to order a big eagle.”*

[@kevincruz290]

The knight is S N I C K E R T H I C C

[@Ruinz32]

*laughs in crusader*

[@hottrends6040]

Ego

[@ajthereptile]

I died when I saw that

[@makerman3825]

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!

[@Robertcoolkid]

I can’t stop playing this part 2:40

[@ThemeParkAvenue]

Me too.

[@BuzzTheTherian]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

[@christopherlmoo]

“I’M GONNA LOSE IT!”

[@somethingcool9606]

Every time Rhemy plays the guitar. 0:34 1:00 1:59 3:35 4:21

[@iguerra7997]

Suga Kookies you forgot 4:21

[@AvalancheTV]

You forgot 1:17

[@yohn.mp359]

The best parts

[@CGF-LieutenantMireille]

@@yohn.mp359 What are you doing in here?!

[@ximenamacias9253]

Suga Kookies u forgot one

[@MrDaimeon]

We need an extended version of that Rata tata song. That was beautiful

[@pumpkinpiemassacre6799]

Ikr

[@that1tomboy06]

You know uno rata tata

[@swishoemi]

u no uno?

[@melonbubbles3258]

Yes! I keep replaying 4:22 because it is catchy. It's fabulous!

[@spiritofcynder3516]

Ikr XD

[@TriggerBearswag]

I would like some... *E G G R O L L S*

[@fredwood6107]

EGG ROLL

[@corlethia4640]

I LOVE EGG ROLLS

[@kittycatmewgacha7013]

*I* *L* *O* *V* *E* *I* *T*

[@Garfieldbong]

I LoVe EGGROOOOLS

[@chriswalters6610]

Me 2

[@_eminan]

“ don’t steal food “ Also: steals food

[@kayshaduke5080]

Cottle: What are you doing Linguini: I’m stealing food

[@Dumpster_Fire_246]

underrated comment

[@morthecrazyguy4724]

You wanna know what I think about this ytp? 3:06

[@GRasputin91]

You LOVE IT?

[@blinky6254]

That was scary to me but funny too.

[@-woogyisgod-4252]

Linguini: AAAAHHHGGGAAHHHHHHHH

[@jimsump]

You like it so much it's LITERALLY SCARY! lol... XD

[@Shr3kDooDoo]

yeah...don’t trigger Anton Ego

[@tigertempertantrum6573]

3:11 to 3:27 is me when doing a presentation in front of the class.

[@Joanne-tw5mg]

Tigertempertantrum me too

[@tigertempertantrum6573]

This is basically footage of my last presentation. XD

[@rubysrandomlair1522]

After I get done saying something in a group, there's always this awkward pause that lasts, like, 2 seconds before my teacher says something.

[@Detenator-ql2dd]

A presentation of EGG ROLLS

[@halokid1002]

Same

[@hermionegranger4823]

Linguine: Look its Delicious But Don't Steal Later On.. Girl: What are you doing? Linguine: Stealing Food. Me: Logic

[@demonkingofvalor8162]

*ahem* lemme fix that for you. Linguini* Colette*

[@robbiewalker2831]

Hermione Granger Hypocrisy.

[@thescarytransperson]

Its LeviOsa, not LeviosA

[@minaminasctftlkhttydfan9958]

Remy: ( Facepalms )

[@thebestkid420]

Real mature

[@carmellewelsh9518]

3:07 Anton Ego: I Love it. (Linguini screams terrified) Me: DED!

[@slojoesdojo8836]

"I have a highly developed sense of GARBAGE." I died laughing at this.

[@masterstryder3497]

Then how u type it then? Are u zombie with brain???????

[@thebucketheadgaming]

I was feeling pretty good about my gift. Until Dad, gave me a MUSHROOM!

[@slojoesdojo8836]

"The key is to keep turning it" *lightning strike* "Oooooooooh we gotta do that again."

[@thebucketheadgaming]

@@slojoesdojo8836(Gets zapped) AGAIN!!! (Gets zapped) AGAIN!!! NOOOOO!

[@lightsaberlordp373]

2:58-3:10 This part would make a great scary movie!!! When Linguini suffers panic attacks and gets nightmares from Anton Ego and his eggrolls!!! Then got spooked by Ego and tries to find a way to escape through downtown Paris!!!! This October, Get ready for egg rolls!!! Nightmare of Anton Ego!!! In cinemas now!!! Rated 18!!!!! Ego: *Deep voice* I LOVE IT!!!! Linguini: Aaaaaaaaaaargh!!!!!

[@Dogeymcdogerdogeface61371]

Yeah.

[@IornFoxYT]

Yeah.

[@ultimateanimation7118]

I lost it every time remi played the gitar.

[@scrabdusanproductions2104]

Bro same

[@LOLMAN9538]

The Remy-guitar transition is genius

[@Brent2927]

Ya.

[@loganziswiler334]

2:51: Don't come back or I'll treat you the way restaurants are supposed to treat pests. 2:57 Aunton Ego gets mad.

[@romromgramsay3187]

3:06 then death

[@chezar2746]

3:19 tonight is a big knight 3:22 order the big eagle. LOL 3:32 the curse of eggrolls 3:42 uh you know uh fimilirizing myself with TVs and such 3:48 do you just hate vegtibles. 3:54 uh vegtibles 4:00 I'm just hungry 4:16 lugwiniiiiiiiiiiii 4:23 you know Uno data Tata song 0:51 I trusted eggs. 0:54 don't steal steals 1:00 I'm stupid and this is stupid so let's do this thing attempts to get bike inside. THOSE ARE THE BEST PARTS OF THIS YTPPPPPPPPP. Includes 12 parts.

[@romromgramsay3187]

@@chezar2746 jeez dude

[@loganziswiler334]

Thank you guys so much for 87 likes on my comment

[@romromgramsay3187]

@@loganziswiler334 allgood

[@s4gr_n0s3y]

Look. It’s delicious, but don't steal *I'M STEALING FOOD!*

[@lortappethedwarf7744]

What are you doing?!

[@SuperSaiyanMaster2024]

@@lortappethedwarf7744 I'm stealing food!

[@agawar6907]

*guitar*

[@CGF-LieutenantMireille]

@@agawar6907 Look, I know it's stupid and stupid but neither of us can do this stupid thing alone, so we gotta do it together, right? You with me?

[@ubernani6307]

@@CGF-LieutenantMireille alright, *LETS DO THIS THING*

[@TalonTheRetroGamer]

Guess Ego's a lot more violent in this movie than I remember

[@QwistoffYTP]

absolutely haha

[@alfredocea7965]

And LOVES egg rolls

[@yank33withnobrim]

*I* *LOVE IT*

[@IceColdWolf9372]

2:25 "You are an Ugly old man" This scared the shit out of me because the dolby atmos felt so weird Like someone wouldve screamed this right next to me i swear

[@rubiks_20]

Or maybe it's because the left channel is an inverted version of the right channel

[@MellowD1078]

4:30 this is the sickest remix I’ve heard on a ytp in long time , it’s so catchy I love it

[@jonathanmedford1944]

I looooove it!!!

[@jeffyjeffy6617]

YEAH

[@sunshineholtzlander5593]

Bruh I'm vibin

[@EY3SCR34MY0TE]

agreed :D

[@AardmanLover24]

This remix is good for a ringtone or alarm ringtone.

[@stephenarts1422]

2:56 IT WAS AT THIS MOMENT LINGUINI KNEW *H E F U C K E D UP.*

[@kichihoe9819]

This is a kid friendly sight m a n

[@zayvlone7564]

*A H H HH!*

[@shua.fl21]

AJ LIFE it’s really NOT.

[@chriswalters6610]

Gamer Guy! Gamer guy! Gamer guy! Gamer gui£!!!

[@crazyhidproductions6053]

1:54 it was not a customer it was soup! LOL!!!!!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Tankman75943]

"What?"

[@mercimercuri]

IT WAS SOUOS

[@Tankman75943]

@@mercimercuri "you are gusteau"

[@mercimercuri]

*I LOVE EGGROLLS*

[@Tankman75943]

@@mercimercuri **gets scared** **wakes up**

[@suzanneeddings6706]

3:20 "Tonight, The Big Night is coming to order a big eagle." Linguine, 2018

[@JeremyBX]

The soup is a c r i t i c

[@TheYoshi115]

Jeremy Boateng I lost it at that one

[@ManixDash]

IT WAS SOUP! wot.

[@felitamoran7022]

Jeremy Boateng soup 🥣 is the coolest

[@hyperspatialhyperspace6979]

It vos not a cozstomeer. it vas SOOP

[@ManixDash]

Hyperspatial Hyperspace wot

[@p33zuh81]

3:19 tOnIgHt A bIg KnIgHt iS cOmInG tO oRdEr A BiG eAgLe..... DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH for some reason I laughed so hard at that part XD

[@paris7119]

Me too

[@copperhead577]

@@paris7119 *likes my own comment*

[@polishfungus5087]

me three

[@gabthefox5238]

That's the "mighty eagle"

[@randomrandomstuff2576]

Mighty Eagle: *WHAT THE HECK?!?!?!? WHY YOU GUNNA ORDER ME ON DAE MENU*

[@70850757]

-Look, it's delicious, but don't steal ... -What are you doing?? -*Stealing food :D* _Oh my god_ 🤣🤣😂😂😂

[@galaxydragon7891]

0:57 1:57 made me laugh so incredibly hard I almost cried IRL! 😂

[@adamthechao9519]

0:00 - 0:34 Shocking Start 0:35 - 1:00 Sorrowful Stealing 1:01 - 1:17 Stupid Story 1:18 - 1:59 Munching Mania 2:00 - 3:36 Eggroll Enigma 3:37 - 4:21 Linguini's Laydown 4:22 - 4:50 Ratatata Rave 4:51 - 5:01 End

[@C.A._Old]

*Dude i love this YTP! Mostly Collection Of Disney-Pixar Versions with combonations!*

[@AnnaWalega-q9y]

I love the ratatata rave

[@mike_the_corenr1119]

4:30 - 4:50 Those 20 seconds of Remix are more beautyfull then most pieces of modern Music in my opinion. Good Job, Qwistoff YTP

[@jonathanmedford1944]

Imllllllll9oooove it

[@arzej4729]

So true

[@Dudndbdjdn]

Dave aubergine wrote a 2 min version of it.

[@arandomperson2320]

Here's the official remix if anyone wants to know: kzbin.info/www/bejne/Y3ekZ6J9jbuMeqM

[@alexander678]

My momma always told me; Don't trust eggs

[@KoalBurna]

e g g s

[@deaconblackwood6785]

Alexander EGG ROLLS

[@gabeterrill23]

Your mom's right

[@hathead7385]

EGGS EGGS E DOUBLE G’S EGGS

[@solarflare9078]

EGGS!! EGGS!!

[@Tabby_CatMeow]

“I have a highly developed sense of *GARBAGE”*

[@andigoofy7530]

4:23 This is my favorite remix ever!

[@ellenellinwood6457]

A

[@Miamiliferentals]

This is also my favorite remix of them all. Bravo Qwistoff!

[@kayshaduke5080]

Me too he said Ratatta you know UNO rattatta

[@megajaredx9679]

anybody know the original mix?

[@avaangel4488]

Seriously it needs to be put on Spotify

[@theparrishshow9803]

Linguini: “Laughs evilly” Collett: What are you doing?! Linguini: uHH stEaLinG f0@d hEhE

[@drewmcintyrefanboy5330]

I’ve Never Been Scared Of Egg rolls Until Now

[@Lizzyg2375]

E G G R O L L S

[@theresarayner5726]

I *L O V E I T*

[@chroniclegachas696]

I love *_EgGrOlLs_*

[@calvintuano557]

Yeeessss, id like E G G R O L L S

[@freyakittyda-mew4882]

Linguini: Hello sir, do you know what you would like this evening? Ego: Yes, I would like EGGROLLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@Hazelbazelwastaken]

0:46 Eggrolls are gone

[@DLGaming2002]

St st STOOOOPID food gone!

[@dragonkidsstudios6856]

what did I expect? That’s what I get for trusting EGGS

[@jarmoliebrand2005]

First canonical appearance of Rats and Patooie egg rolls.

[@bestiesplayz6866]

Imagine this was a school project of the plot of Ratatouille 😂

[@icygaming6422]

3:06 I... LOVE IT *linguini almost dies of heart attack*

[@romromgramsay3187]

Omg sooooo underated

[@_grievous_the_epok_gamur_7140]

Attention everyone tonight ego and he’s gonna have something *big* Uh..

[@DangerOctoYT]

I know he is saying “love it” but I like to think he’s saying “RUBBISH”

[@itsasong9241]

Haha lol

[@yuri-yuri188]

Ya mean sheer heart attack?

[@puddipuddi2176]

4:15 Me casually walking back to my room while trying not to have a mental breakdown

[@chaseelliott8578]

When someone else is already in the room: WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN HERE!?

[@Carlium]

@@chaseelliott8578 more like when you enter the wrong restroom.

[@Behind_the_scenes_ALOVARE]

The chef has the power to teleport

[@dragonkidsstudios6856]

@@Behind_the_scenes_ALOVARE Yep, or unless he can walk super fast and on one saw him walk in the pastry

[@Behind_the_scenes_ALOVARE]

Exactly

[@tendingsbrother7057]

0:23 The way he says "mushroom" is so cute.

[@TheFlyfly]

mUushroom ☺

[@nervshmrv1245]

Yeah

[@Mike-li3kg]

This... is my knee. What's my problem? First of all, you. And second... I have a highly developed scent of GARBAGE! I was feeling pretty good about my gift. Until my dad gave me a m u s h r o o m !

[@xander_plush_adventures8042]

I bet Mario isn't here ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@DunkleCobro]

The key... is to keep turning it.

[@xander_plush_adventures8042]

Oh we have to do that again!!! Again Again *AGAIN* *NO!!!!*

[@thebowz998]

*Guitar*

[@sirfishbroflovski]

@@thebowz998 *yawn*

[@swishoemi]

Warning: do not trust eggs, if you trust eggs, they eat your eggrolls.

[@th-ex8vn]

CANNIBALS MY GOD THE EGG CANNIBALS

[@shua.fl21]

Haha cannibalism

[@JNSStudios]

that transition with the guitar gets me every time

[@xeye_candyx4778]

3:06 Macdonald's ads be like:

[@nickthedragongd8079]

so true

[@greg3199]

Actually it’s more like those cookie ads that says wait don’t skip and if I skip it

[@websterproductions2466]

2:51-3:11 is my favorite part.

[@Kevin_1337]

WebsterProductions I WAS DYING!

[@georginanewton599]

This is my knee

[@fierymagpie527]

*I L O V E I T*

[@iservecommunismlad524]

Perfection

[@JustCallMeLegion]

The Critic coming soon rated R...

[@balknbarbie]

No one: My KZbin recommendations: *Rats and Patooie*

[@rippetoe38]

Ok, Peppa. *If anyone else sees this and they have a different profile picture, it was Peppa Pig when I made this comment.*

[@Brent2927]

Those are mine.

[@musingsofahomeschooler5332]

3:32 Even after Linguini awoke, he could still hear the sinister eggrolls echoing in his brain...

[@spider-man500]

0:52 “Look it’s delicious, but DON’T steal” Later 0:57 “What are you doing!?” 0:58 “I’m stealing food!”

[@rewindproductions7261]

We all have songs stuck in our head when at idle.... 4:35.... Is mine

[@soapyspaghettiplays4856]

Glacier The Husky same

[@popitbtw1604]

( ovo)=e

[@Lxncee0]

song name? ;-;

[@notprofessional8622]

@@Lxncee0 You Know Uno Ratta tatta

[@Lxncee0]

Decryptix thx :3

[@rageexpliror1371]

0:57 ''WHAT R YOU DOING'' ''IM STEALING FOOD''

[@SilverShamrockTimmay]

*den den dren recording attempt 2*

[@jaxinbeckrich1662]

Ego: You're slow Press: gasps. Linguini: You're AN UGLY OLD MAN! Press: HUUUUUUUUUH?!!!

[@lolbittheclown9404]

Oh i have one! MR EGG-OL

[@lolbittheclown9404]

LOL

[@Dogeymcdogerdogeface61371]

Make a horror ytp where Anton Ego haunts that guy throughout the video, hides in places, and comes out every once in a while throughout the video.

[@CosmicPotato740]

"Don't trigger Anton Ego.." 😂😂😂😂😂

[@freyakittyda-mew4882]

EGGROLLS!!!!!!!

[@jonathanmedford1944]

Aaaahhhh

[@yohn.mp359]

1:37 Literally anyone ive been in a relationship with

[@ChristopherBerdebes]

“THIS IS NOT GONNA WORK!” *gets bitten*

[@swishoemi]

4:27 Send me a link of 1 Hour version of this.

[@gokublackgaming5944]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/qYKQgpikqNB1j9U But is not 1 hour

[@thesebsanimationstudios1455]

Just do a loop that's all

[@coolindividual81]

@@thesebsanimationstudios1455 I don't know how to loop so tell me

[@thesebsanimationstudios1455]

@@coolindividual81 easy just have to tap on the computer to do a loop just not phones or tablet which sucks

[@dead9247]

1:35 needs a remix

[@Roperational_YT]

“It was SOUP.” “What?” “The SOUP was a critic.” 4.7 thousand other people: “Hey! I’m gonna make the same comment about that!”

[@rwooooshmeifurgay573]

“This is my KNEE. What’s my problem? Well first of all- YOU.” *XD*

[@chronologizer422]

Second, I have a highly developed sense of garbage

[@briannafortman5476]

Lol

[@chronologizer422]

I was feeling pretty good about my gift Until dad gave me a 🍄

[@PernicekMotorsport_]

2:58 I spit all my cereals on my brother

[@QwistoffYTP]

Oh RIP XD

[@kingcookie9777]

EnthusiastJDM yes

[@anthonychrisquijano7112]

Music name?

[@TarhosTheKnight]

2:49 and 3:05 Do not piss off Ego! You have been warned... XD

[@alfredocea7965]

Just give him his egg rolls

[@An-Shiraishi]

I love this bit 2:31 My eyes are watering xDDDD

[@DavePyramid]

0:25 The Key is too keep turning it... *Lightning strike* OHHHH You gotta do that again! *Lightning strike* Again!!! *LIGHTNING STRIKE INTENSIFIES* AGAIN! NO!!!

[@Garfieldbong]

*Guitar*

[@bearreallyalot4929]

@@Garfieldbong "Rise and shi..."

[@Garfieldbong]

Bearreally alot XD

[@J-icentu]

@@bearreallyalot4929 _i i i i diot_ why let a i i i i diot get on my house?!

[@bearreallyalot4929]

@@J-icentu EGG ROLLS gone

[@MasterCreator1998]

4:19 what are you doing in here?

[@davidsims200trainstranspor5]

Lol that door to

[@-woogyisgod-4252]

Actually it’s more like this WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN HEEEERREE???!! Door shakes rapidly*

[@lollipoplovingfox2540]

If someone could make the remix at 4:28 into a real song that would be great.

[@ritsu45]

I think I do 10 minutes about this ^^

[@toastedroastedpeanuts]

I found the original kzbin.info/www/bejne/paq9omZsqd9_g68

[@ritsu45]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/Z5uplXecqdKCa6c

[@ManixDash]

It’s that time again

[@benjaminweems6930]

Ritsu THANK YOU

[@dotdyboii5023]

"I have a high sense of garbage..." "...Until my dad gave me a mushroom!"

[@MrBubas]

Nobody: Drunk Linguini: *Rat Patooti*

[@HK-du5vb]

Linguini : 'uses bike to get away from Ego' Linugini : 'sits down near by a city lake' Ego : i love it Linguini : 'gets scared' Linguini : 'falls in city lake'

[@SanguiniCore]

*.

[@sarahrodd2121]

ŁÕVĘ ÏT¡

[@kayshaduke5080]

Liguli: And you’re Anton ego OOOOOHHHHHH EGO: you disstpote me Liguli: DON’T COME BACK OR I’LL TREATED YOU RESTAURANTS ARE SUPPOSED TO TREAT PETS

[@Jac-Man]

“It was not a customer, it was soup!” “...wat?” “The soup is a critic!”

[@jellywaffle6231]

It sure was huh

[@unnamedvisitor1649]

"Tonight a big knight is coming to order a big eagle." *Realization* "GAAAAH!!!"

[@parasaturn6989]

The Big Knight: *WHERE’S MY EAGLE!!!!!?????*

[@pepsidog3060]

This is one of the only videos that made me laugh. That's what I get for trusting eggs.👍

[@cookieboy5398]

Cody is Lasanga I laugh at the stupid stuff like the start

[@chathocheese9030]

3:48 When you realize you forgot your homework and stalling by talking to the teacher hoping that they will forget about your homework.

[@4seen_bio845]

1:23 He shakes his head then just bites him. I’m dead🤣

[@djfunklopez6277]

And biting

[@elmo506]

my brain laughs 🤣🤪🤣🤪🤣🤪🤣🤪🤣🤪🤣🤪🤣🤪🤣🤪🤣🤪🤣🤪🤣🤪🤣🤪🤣🤪🤣🤪🤣😜🤣🤪🤣🤪🤣🤪🤣🤪🤣🤪🤣🤪🤣🤪🤣🤪🤣🤪🤣🤪🤣🤪🤣🤪🤣🤪🤣🤪🤣🤪🤣🤪🤣🤪🤣🤪🤣

[@Bluindrix]

Yes I know the food is delicious BUT DONT STEAL! later on... WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! IM STEALING FOOD! 😂

[@block_emporium_of_bricks]

4:22 is my favorite part of the YTP

[@dead9247]

LEGO_ TRAIN_GUY AHAHA

[@herrylahamid4351]

So true

[@Fox4ortune]

My to

[@llanfairpwlgwyngyll7331]

You know Uno ratatata x3 YOU’RE FIIAAAD!!!

[@Tolkolbobo]

Me too

[@Bluindrix]

Love that thumbnail 🤣🤣🤣 Love the rat playing the guitar🤣🤣🤣 Love that plot🤣🤣🤣 Pls love my comment

[@QwistoffYTP]

Love the comment :3

[@NaughtyGnats]

Qwistoff YTP when is linguine going to kill Remy For biting him

[@jackiesandoval2547]

Ya Boi Adrian 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Snoflakes_1]

Linguini constantly trying to get back into the cooler because of his obsession with food is the funniest thing I've seen in a while