[YTP] The D-Krap

[@spadinnerxylaphone2622]

I like to see this as a direct sequel/where are they now to The Decayer App. DK has given up his leadership of Korea to live in New Jersey and run for President, but fails. Tiny Kong still has no fans and is revealed to be made of cheese, like the moon. Lanky, a denizen of Hell with no face and no soul, tries to connect with humanity by doing stand-up comedy. He gets heckled, so he shoots the audience and takes their money. Lanky's subplot is a direct reference to Joker. He doesn't need to inflate. Diddy Kong goes through sort of a riches to rags arc. In the first film, he's The Ace. He's not considered "fly" anymore, most likely suffering from his association with Joker!Lanky and controversial 2-year-old presidential candidate DK. He's lost his mojo. Tries to get it back by being edgy; is labeled "The Worst Guy". Eventually he finds success in comedy, which may anger Lanky. Chunky - Distanced from the group after getting a job at the DMCA. As always expected, he has an anime waifu (Brock). Implied that he goes to Hell at some point, maybe linking his plot with Lanky's.

[@AdamDeVoix]

Haha, I love it!

[@Jadelyn2004]

The moon is made of rock and gas, just like the planets

[@polishcow4013]

Diddy kong also killed rayquaza with fox, so that counts him as a god.

[@DWithDiagonalStroke]

@@Jadelyn2004 r/whooosh

[@whyamihere555]

Bill Nye the Science Guy

[@stapler942]

That "you 'kay?" chorus was unexpectedly wholesome. 😂 Love this YTP!

[@shinymainespoon]

1:46 easily the stupidest and most genius joke I've ever heard

[@ordersquid38]

1:46 nobody talking about how it literally turned into a conversation lol

[@LilanDeSilva]

3:00 "WAH-nuts, PIN-nuts, Stan Pine Apple smells; Bill Grapes, Mellie, Orange Todorokinut shells" The most memorable line for me here.

[@thenewguyinred]

3:08 WalaW, PeaeP, PineapaeniP, GrarGs, MeleMs, OrarOs, and CoconunocoCs, aw yeah!

[@chadmasta5]

Legit the best use of the DK Rap I've seen yet.

[@AdamDeVoix]

Thank you so much :D

[@randocalzone8772]

Could it be? A DK Rap parody with no Coconut Gun?!

[@Jadelyn2004]

Impossible

[@torterratortellini6641]

1:26

[@neonzplayz5060]

A DK RAP WITHOUT DIDDY KONG SMOKING WEED

[@CoopDaTroop]

​@@torterratortellini6641That's a regular gun

[@torterratortellini6641]

@@CoopDaTroop close enough

[@daekrFINGERS]

The Arin Hanson HERE WE GOOOOOOOOOO at the beginning was fantastic 😂

[@verchewah]

The sentence-mixing's a bit rough in places, but these jokes are absolute genius! Hope to see more of this kind of quality, subbed.

[@AdamDeVoix]

Thanks for the feedback :D This is my first time genuinely sentence mixing, so it's definitely something that'll come with practice. I don't do many YTPs, but if people enjoy it, maybe I could try and do a few more some time in the future. In the meantime, I am trying to bring back an old comedy series on this channel I abandoned. Who knows?

[@PunkDisciple23]

@@AdamDeVoix This was pretty great for a first run at sentence mixing. If I had to pick out something though, it would be that Diddy's section was weaker than the others.

[@AdamDeVoix]

@@PunkDisciple23 Thank you! To me, I felt Diddy's section was weaker because there was simply less lyrics. When it came to sentence mixing, I personally think I could have done Chunky's a lot better, especially the carrot bit

[@FridayNightStreamz]

1:53 Guess who’s back? Back again! Diddy’s back! Tell a friend!

[@SMT_Taylor]

Without me😊

[@FridayNightStreamz]

???

[@SMT_Taylor]

@@FridayNightStreamz the line in Without me was: Guess who's Back? Back again? Shady's Back! Tell a friend!

[@FridayNightStreamz]

He isn’t shy And He isn’t fly But Billie, bewear ‘Cause he’s the worst guy

[@SMT_Taylor]

@@FridayNightStreamz from which Song does this originate

[@a_willthethrill]

Easily the greatest DK Rap YTP I’ve ever seen

[@AdamDeVoix]

I appreciate that, considering there are so many other great ones out there too! Thanks so much!

[@saifuusuri]

I laughed so hard I got lightheaded. Truly a blessing this is.

[@AdamDeVoix]

That means a lot! Thank you so much!

[@Daikaijudethedude]

0:17 eating some pie and taking a nap with the DK crew doesn’t sound to bad right now

[@Daikaijudethedude]

Edit: Thanks for the heart dude! This ytp really had me laughing my lungs out!

[@AdamDeVoix]

@@Daikaijudethedude Aw, of course! I'm so glad to hear

[@silhouettoofaman2935]

Yeah, especially... 🎶 _Coconut cream pie_ 🎶

[@MrJamiedude]

the bit that sounded like a typical online text message was funny as fk

[@MorimotoYTP]

Great job on the YTP man, this definitely made me L.M.F.A.O. in a lot of jokes in here.

[@Croshau]

0:35 It's sad how badly that sentence aged

[@richardadamson1438]

It will go back to aging well again in a few years.

[@GoldenTGB]

That was legitimately funny It was so good!

[@AdamDeVoix]

Thank you very much! That means a lot!

[@MuzikGamez]

1:54 Guess who’s back Back again Diddy’s back Tell a friend Guess who’s back Guess who’s back Without Me by Eminem

[@maxaltenkirch1022]

one of the best DK rap YTP's ive seen

[@lorenzobandera433]

POV: 1:03 *you and your first grade schoolmates during the classroom picture

[@LeWolfYT]

HOMESTAR RUNNER? AND EUPHRATES RIVER? i’ll take it.

[@TheCreationOfDread]

0:58 Miitopia reference Tiny Kong: ... **Tiny Kong is discombobulated**

[@adianlmao]

"this kong is a ******* disgrace" got me so bad

[@TottalyNotSmellyDonut57]

1:57 this line aged fine like wine

[@KhanDoorman001]

Damn I think this is new masterpiece of music

[@doritodorito492]

I always chant "gates of hell" when it gets up to that part like it's an idol call and response

[@SegaMario]

I just want to say: Thank you. Thank you for not shoehorning in references to stupid overly popular indie games with toxic fandoms like FNF, Among Us and Sans. I know there's the "SUS" part, but I'm willing to pass that off as a YTP reference (which is what it *ORIGINALLY* was) since it was paired with two other SUSified words and didn't show any reference to that dumb jellybean astronaut. References to those things completely ruin videos for me and I respect those who don't do that.

[@Samandfriends2010]

1:00 remember this?

[@NintendoPlayer307]

3:08 Waaw, peaaep, pineaaenip, graarg, mellem, oraaro, and coconunococ

[@user-kn3zk4yu4q]

2:31 it's the last strike of the D.M.C.A.

[@Cyberbrickmaster1986]

I love the clever word play with the video title!

[@AdamDeVoix]

Haha thank you! It's simple but effective

[@Tri-L_Official]

2:16 we need this extended XD

[@PurpleGuy661]

😂

[@dooterperson]

He's the Eater of the Brunch

[@isasafdari2174]

0:03 Here we GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@JEVIL1997]

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[@trentontheman08]

2:30 plot twist: it's lawyer Kong from SMG4 (yes i know there the same character)

[@PINE654-s9p]

"He cant stand pineapple" I am offended

[@Mrhatman124]

"He's the last member of the gates of HELL"

[@ReceptiveRaptor]

J k L o l J k L m f a o And the you Kay parts were amazing.

[@nr.naftnevnly505]

3:05 Todorokinut shells, oh yeah!

[@nameman9997]

Props to donkey Kong, who manages to be both 30 and 2 in the same 30-second timeframe

[@facade04]

This is amazing, especially the Scrubs joke

[@lucinaofstardust7828]

Wonderful work!

[@batstreams6344]

❤😂😅 I love this. Best one I’ve seen since Decayer App

[@AdamDeVoix]

That means a lot, thanks so much!

the billie eilish diss was insanly smart

[@landon-b6r]

DK rap YTPS are the best thing of all time

[@oaschloch-reuploads4423]

Yup, i never tire of it

[@pkthedefinitelymatureperson]

ok why is the diddy kong part actually banger

[@DarkfoxTamamo_21]

Funny use of the Foster's home for imaginary friends character cheese. I died laughing at the cheese comment

[@Canimals4Life]

0:31-0:43 These Parts Got Me

[@henrydragonsbane4260]

Very nice. Also, the views were at a very nice 6.9k when I watched.

[@acdcljb]

Diddy truly is the worst.

[@Apro101]

i lost it at jonkey dong why? because i have no idea

[@silvernado8644]

I live in New Jersey and I’ve yet to encounter Donkey Kong.

[@7yearache]

oh thank you for this.

[@thebesttyler5281]

Hes BIG and BIG and BIG and two

[@torterratortellini6641]

2:29 that was a good joke

[@lucasseakins8920]

0:47 threw me off

[@raio_vvv]

I love this

[@popoopenzo9773]

The part at the end when the dude sounds like hes having a stroke got to me

[@VinceStrickland-2009]

I like that it’s funny 2:37

[@nothentai4424]

I lost it at the Todorokinuts

[@Oscarzilla2004]

0:20 J D JONJEY DONG

[@jsmaverick21]

You 'kay? Yeah, I'm fine. 'Kay, cool. Good to hear you're well.

[@spadinnerxylaphone2622]

"Put your cheeks together / If you wanna crap" That's the exact opposite of what you want to do.

[@skeletonkid173]

This is actually the best YTP ever

[@lifevest1]

I lost it at the Soulja Boy remix 🤣

[@thenewguyinred]

3:08 WalaW, PeaeP, PineapaeniP, GrarGs, MeleMs, OrarOs, and CoconunocoCs, aw yeah!

[@Doge2401]

2:46 sees sus breerb

[@dizzy_jump]

this is strangely wholesome

[@paweldomel1324]

“He lives in New JerEY”

[@mantasinspace]

This is so good

[@CharlieMatter-wz8eq]

Can you make an extended version of The D-Krap? We would love it 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000%.

[@CharlieMatter-wz8eq]

And… make it have the SuperKitties and the Kindergarteners in it. Tell everyone about them.

[@SomethingAboutSashimi]

2:04 He bout to steal Yo gurl

[@hectorwho34251]

If I had a nickel for everytime they mention Hell when talking about Crazy Kong, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.

[@AdamDeVoix]

@heitorcafezeirocomparsi9545 At this point it's canon now ...or maybe prophecy

[@gregtheradical]

My favorite part 3:00-3:08

[@nickolasperazzo8254]

Ah yes, thank you chunky to make my bunny happy, just don't give too much carrots, they have too much sugar

[@ChildrenShowArchive456]

I bet when people hear the DK Rap in the 2023 Mario movie they’ll think of this YTP.

[@elementertainmentstudios]

SPOILER

[@ChildrenShowArchive456]

@@elementertainmentstudiosI’m not spoiling the movie mate. It’s for those who saw the movie.

[@ENNEN420]

I don't think I've ever seen a YTP that feels like it's trying to abide by monetization standards

[@billybob7135]

AlpacaHawk was another KZbin Pooper with no swearing or drug references, but his videos are HILARIOUS.

[@xxxzachyd960]

Lanky Kong : The last member of the gates of hell, Goddamn

[@TheCreationOfDread]

1:23 Thats No Good!

[@washingmachine683]

1:04 Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends character spotted

[@SunnyTheFlower]

He-he-here we goooooooo!!!

[@modemcat98]

this is more brilliant than steve job

[@TheEminemOfBeatSaber]

I agree with the majority and find this the funniest KZbin poop

[@saku411]

0:04 HERE WE *GOOOOOOOOOO*

[@ronylopez1017-p5q]

1:03 & 1:10 cheese

[@Grantypoo]

Bill Nye the Science Guy

[@thaddeusbruner8481]

0:24 The best part

[@samwise495]

This Kong's Strong Bad He'll make you *DELETED!*

[@ARunawayTrain]

So Jonkey Dong is 30 but also 2? 😂

[@Cupheadsadvocate]

But when I smell the sight of Kong, Chunky throws rocks, at his dong! DK! CHONKE DED.

[@n7sorcerer419]

I would love to eat some pie and take a nap…

[@lunasoul6200]

This Is So Funny And Perfect🤣👏

[@Alpha-oo8]

Good stuff!

[@spadinnerxylaphone2622]

I'm sure you've gotten this comment to death, but have you seen Jimmy Davis's "The Decayer App"? Its my favorite poop of all time and this reminded me of it! Great job!

[@AdamDeVoix]

Yep, it's what made me want do a DK YTP in the first place. I was partly inspired by him, DaThings, and musical YTPs in general. I've always loved parody songs, and the Decayer App stuck out to me because it was one of the first song YTPs I've seen with an actual rhyme scheme

[@MSCII777]

"sees sus breerb" beatiful lyrics

[@eurusw4455]

1:46 the best part

[@Vietel-Republic]

0:39 Isn’t that America?

[@saku411]

0:21 JD JONKEY DONG

[@TheCreationOfDread]

Dixie be like: 1:18

[@SuperSillySamuel52]

Actually i’m very funny

[@ckscores1093]

This is hilarious! How did you do the text effect on the bottom though?

[@AdamDeVoix]

Thank you! The text is fairly simple, I just add some text in my video editing program and adjust the size and transparency of each word as it comes up in the song

[@ckscores1093]

@@AdamDeVoix Oh wow, that seems quite time consuming lol, thanks! And wow that was a fast reply

[@Talge879-wc3ts]

Tiny is the new Lanky