[YTP] The D-Krap

I never thought it would ever see the light of day, but here it is: a YTP I've been working on on and off lately. I finally decided to finish it, unlike my Bill Wurtz one. Here it is in all of its sentence-mixed glory.
I already included sources in at the end of the video, but I also like saying that this video is a parody I made of Grant Kirkhope's DK Rap from Donkey Kong 64.

[@spadinnerxylaphone2622]

I like to see this as a direct sequel/where are they now to The Decayer App. DK has given up his leadership of Korea to live in New Jersey and run for President, but fails. Tiny Kong still has no fans and is revealed to be made of cheese, like the moon. Lanky, a denizen of Hell with no face and no soul, tries to connect with humanity by doing stand-up comedy. He gets heckled, so he shoots the audience and takes their money. Lanky's subplot is a direct reference to Joker. He doesn't need to inflate. Diddy Kong goes through sort of a riches to rags arc. In the first film, he's The Ace. He's not considered "fly" anymore, most likely suffering from his association with Joker!Lanky and controversial 2-year-old presidential candidate DK. He's lost his mojo. Tries to get it back by being edgy; is labeled "The Worst Guy". Eventually he finds success in comedy, which may anger Lanky. Chunky - Distanced from the group after getting a job at the DMCA. As always expected, he has an anime waifu (Brock). Implied that he goes to Hell at some point, maybe linking his plot with Lanky's.

[@AdamDeVoix]

Haha, I love it!

[@Jadelyn18]

The moon is made of rock and gas, just like the planets

[@polishcow4013]

Diddy kong also killed rayquaza with fox, so that counts him as a god.

[@DWithDiagonalStroke]

@@Jadelyn18 r/whooosh

[@whyamihere555]

Bill Nye the Science Guy

[@stapler942]

That "you 'kay?" chorus was unexpectedly wholesome. 😂 Love this YTP!

[@shinymainespoon]

1:46 easily the stupidest and most genius joke I've ever heard

[@ordersquid38]

1:46 nobody talking about how it literally turned into a conversation lol

[@LilanDeSilva6738]

3:00 "WAH-nuts, PIN-nuts, Stan Pine Apple smells; Bill Grapes, Mellie, Orange Todorokinut shells" The most memorable line for me here.

[@thenewguyinred]

3:08 WalaW, PeaeP, PineapaeniP, GrarGs, MeleMs, OrarOs, and CoconunocoCs, aw yeah!

[@daekrFINGERS]

The Arin Hanson HERE WE GOOOOOOOOOO at the beginning was fantastic 😂

[@randocalzone8772]

Could it be? A DK Rap parody with no Coconut Gun?!

[@Jadelyn18]

Impossible

[@torterratortellini6641]

1:26

[@neonzplayz5060]

A DK RAP WITHOUT DIDDY KONG SMOKING WEED

[@CoopDaTroop]

​@@torterratortellini6641That's a regular gun

[@torterratortellini6641]

@@CoopDaTroop close enough

[@chadmasta5]

Legit the best use of the DK Rap I've seen yet.

[@AdamDeVoix]

Thank you so much :D

[@FridayNightStreamz]

1:53 Guess who’s back? Back again! Diddy’s back! Tell a friend!

[@SMT_Taylor]

Without me😊

[@FridayNightStreamz]

???

[@SMT_Taylor]

@@FridayNightStreamz the line in Without me was: Guess who's Back? Back again? Shady's Back! Tell a friend!

[@FridayNightStreamz]

He isn’t shy And He isn’t fly But Billie, bewear ‘Cause he’s the worst guy

[@SMT_Taylor]

@@FridayNightStreamz from which Song does this originate

[@MrJamiedude]

the bit that sounded like a typical online text message was funny as fk

[@saifuusuri]

I laughed so hard I got lightheaded. Truly a blessing this is.

[@AdamDeVoix]

That means a lot! Thank you so much!

[@a_willthethrill]

Easily the greatest DK Rap YTP I’ve ever seen

[@AdamDeVoix]

I appreciate that, considering there are so many other great ones out there too! Thanks so much!

[@Daikaijudethedude]

0:17 eating some pie and taking a nap with the DK crew doesn’t sound to bad right now

[@Daikaijudethedude]

Edit: Thanks for the heart dude! This ytp really had me laughing my lungs out!

[@AdamDeVoix]

@@Daikaijudethedude Aw, of course! I'm so glad to hear

[@silhouettoofaman2935]

Yeah, especially... 🎶 _Coconut cream pie_ 🎶

[@verchewah]

The sentence-mixing's a bit rough in places, but these jokes are absolute genius! Hope to see more of this kind of quality, subbed.

[@AdamDeVoix]

Thanks for the feedback :D This is my first time genuinely sentence mixing, so it's definitely something that'll come with practice. I don't do many YTPs, but if people enjoy it, maybe I could try and do a few more some time in the future. In the meantime, I am trying to bring back an old comedy series on this channel I abandoned. Who knows?

[@PunkDisciple23]

@@AdamDeVoix This was pretty great for a first run at sentence mixing. If I had to pick out something though, it would be that Diddy's section was weaker than the others.

[@AdamDeVoix]

@@PunkDisciple23 Thank you! To me, I felt Diddy's section was weaker because there was simply less lyrics. When it came to sentence mixing, I personally think I could have done Chunky's a lot better, especially the carrot bit

[@doritodorito492]

I always chant "gates of hell" when it gets up to that part like it's an idol call and response

[@TheCreationOfDread]

0:58 Miitopia reference Tiny Kong: ... **Tiny Kong is discombobulated**

[@lorenzobandera433]

POV: 1:03 *you and your first grade schoolmates during the classroom picture

[@GoldenTGB]

That was legitimately funny It was so good!

[@AdamDeVoix]

Thank you very much! That means a lot!

[@AdianPronouncedAiden]

"this kong is a ******* disgrace" got me so bad

[@MuzikGamez]

1:54 Guess who’s back Back again Diddy’s back Tell a friend Guess who’s back Guess who’s back Without Me by Eminem

[@MorimotoYTP]

Great job on the YTP man, this definitely made me L.M.F.A.O. in a lot of jokes in here.

[@maxaltenkirch1022]

one of the best DK rap YTP's ive seen

[@nevin505]

3:05 Todorokinut shells, oh yeah!

[@dooterperson]

He's the Eater of the Brunch

[@isasafdari2174]

0:03 Here we GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@user-kn3zk4yu4q]

2:31 it's the last strike of the D.M.C.A.

[@NintendoPlayer307]

3:08 Waaw, peaaep, pineaaenip, graarg, mellem, oraaro, and coconunococ

[@mrmrpineapple6542]

"He cant stand pineapple" I am offended

[@monstery8027]

"He's the last member of the gates of HELL"

[@Tri-L_Official]

2:16 we need this extended XD

[@PurpleGuy661]

😂

[@NintendoConsoleFan]

1:30 I guess this means he hates Chunky since his weapon shoots pineapples.

[@jsmaverick20]

You 'kay? Yeah, I'm fine. 'Kay, cool. Good to hear you're well.

[@KhanDoorman001]

Damn I think this is new masterpiece of music

[@lucinaofstardust7828]

Wonderful work!

[@pkthedefinitelymatureperson]

ok why is the diddy kong part actually banger

[@LeWolfYT]

HOMESTAR RUNNER? AND EUPHRATES RIVER? i’ll take it.

[@facade04]

This is amazing, especially the Scrubs joke

[@potatodev4019]

"sees sus breerb" beatiful lyrics

[@silvernado8644]

I live in New Jersey and I’ve yet to encounter Donkey Kong.

[@nothentai4424]

I lost it at the Todorokinuts

[@DarkfoxTamamo_21]

Funny use of the Foster's home for imaginary friends character cheese. I died laughing at the cheese comment

[@spadinnerxylaphone2622]

"Put your cheeks together / If you wanna crap" That's the exact opposite of what you want to do.

[@lifevest1]

I lost it at the Soulja Boy remix 🤣

[@thebesttyler5281]

Hes BIG and BIG and BIG and two

[@henrydragonsbane4260]

Very nice. Also, the views were at a very nice 6.9k when I watched.

[@7yearache]

oh thank you for this.

[@mantasinspace]

This is so good

[@Cyberbrickmaster1986]

I love the clever word play with the video title!

[@AdamDeVoix]

Haha thank you! It's simple but effective

[@ReceptiveRaptor]

J k L o l J k L m f a o And the you Kay parts were amazing.

[@paweldomel1324]

“He lives in New JerEY”

[@Grantypoo]

Bill Nye the Science Guy

[@nickolasperazzo8254]

Ah yes, thank you chunky to make my bunny happy, just don't give too much carrots, they have too much sugar

[@Apro101]

i lost it at jonkey dong why? because i have no idea

[@xxxzachyd960]

Lanky Kong : The last member of the gates of hell, Goddamn

[@four981]

1:04 Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends character spotted

[@n7sorcerer419]

I would love to eat some pie and take a nap…

[@raiovvv8886]

I love this

[@user-zo6wn6up1w]

DK rap YTPS are the best thing of all time

[@batstreams6344]

❤😂😅 I love this. Best one I’ve seen since Decayer App

[@AdamDeVoix]

That means a lot, thanks so much!

[@VinceStrickland-2009]

I like that it’s funny 2:37

[@torterratortellini6641]

2:29 that was a good joke

[@saku411]

0:04 HERE WE *GOOOOOOOOOO*

[@gregtheradical]

My favorite part 3:00-3:08

the billie eilish diss was insanly smart

[@Canimals4Life]

0:31-0:43 These Parts Got Me

[@TheCreationOfDread]

1:23 Thats No Good!

[@user-js1hv8qv8s]

2:46 sees sus breerb

[@ENNEN420]

I don't think I've ever seen a YTP that feels like it's trying to abide by monetization standards

[@billybob7135]

AlpacaHawk was another KZbin Pooper with no swearing or drug references, but his videos are HILARIOUS.

[@SomethingAboutSashimi]

2:04 He bout to steal Yo gurl

[@ChildrenShowArchive456]

I bet when people hear the DK Rap in the 2023 Mario movie they’ll think of this YTP.

[@elementertainmentstudios]

SPOILER

[@ChildrenShowArchive456]

@@elementertainmentstudiosI’m not spoiling the movie mate. It’s for those who saw the movie.

[@lunasoul6200]

This Is So Funny And Perfect🤣👏

[@dizzy_jump]

this is strangely wholesome

[@TheEminemOfBeatSaber]

I agree with the majority and find this the funniest KZbin poop

[@Cupheadsadvocate]

But when I smell the sight of Kong, Chunky throws rocks, at his dong! DK! CHONKE DED.

[@eurusw4455]

1:46 the best part

[@SunnyTheFlower]

He-he-here we goooooooo!!!

[@samwise495]

This Kong's Strong Bad He'll make you *DELETED!*

[@spadinnerxylaphone2622]

I'm sure you've gotten this comment to death, but have you seen Jimmy Davis's "The Decayer App"? Its my favorite poop of all time and this reminded me of it! Great job!

[@AdamDeVoix]

Yep, it's what made me want do a DK YTP in the first place. I was partly inspired by him, DaThings, and musical YTPs in general. I've always loved parody songs, and the Decayer App stuck out to me because it was one of the first song YTPs I've seen with an actual rhyme scheme

[@modemcat98]

this is more brilliant than steve job

[@skeletonkid173]

This is actually the best YTP ever

[@Talge879-wc3ts]

Tiny is the new Lanky

[@ckscores1093]

This is hilarious! How did you do the text effect on the bottom though?

[@AdamDeVoix]

Thank you! The text is fairly simple, I just add some text in my video editing program and adjust the size and transparency of each word as it comes up in the song

[@ckscores1093]

@@AdamDeVoix Oh wow, that seems quite time consuming lol, thanks! And wow that was a fast reply

[@spammr]

YTP? that's a word I haven't heard in a while...

[@saku411]

0:21 JD JONKEY DONG

[@Superfan109]

@3:00 My favorite part 😂lmao

[@thenewguyinred]

3:08 WalaW, PeaeP, PineapaeniP, GrarGs, MeleMs, OrarOs, and CoconunocoCs, aw yeah!

[@TheCreationOfDread]

Dixie be like: 1:18

[@CQV_the_crystals_of_gingledoof]

he is the last member of the G A T E S O F H E L L ! ! !

[@RoseSupreme]

I just want to say: Thank you. Thank you for not shoehorning in references to stupid overly popular indie games with toxic fandoms like FNF, Among Us and Sans. I know there's the "SUS" part, but I'm willing to pass that off as a YTP reference (which is what it *ORIGINALLY* was) since it was paired with two other SUSified words and didn't show any reference to that dumb jellybean astronaut. References to those things completely ruin videos for me and I respect those who don't do that.

[@FGGAMER7899]

KREMLINGS WREKED EVERYONE

[@ARunawayTrain]

So Jonkey Dong is 30 but also 2? 😂

[@SomethingAboutSashimi]

Am i the only one smiling with all the Shy Guy variants here

[@AdamDeVoix]

It's been a year, and I've been waiting for someone to point them out :) They were my favorite part of making the video!

[@SomethingAboutSashimi]

​@@AdamDeVoix Well i'l be danged, if it ain't the creator themselves. Top notch vid mate

[@Oscarzilla2004]

0:20 J D JONJEY DONG

[@pls-help-i-need-a-good-handle]

When he said "Sees sus breerb" *i felt that*

[@saku411]

1:03 CHEESE CHEESE CHEESE CHEESE CHEESE CHEESE CHEESE

[@sakuratree8816]

*This Is So Funny🤣*

[@Bruh-gw4jm]

Kremlings be like

[@PangotheEevee]

LAWER KONG FORESHADOWING

[@Alien_food]

1:03 CHEESE

[@YoloYester94]

This Kong’s made of f******** cheese.

[@VentDusterRB]

Previously i was searching 'pee' in DEVIANTART made me blush like 77%

[@gwentigone]

Awww MEllie 😍😍😍