DK Rap - SomeCallMeJohnny Edition

[@GBAura]

If you folks enjoy the video, please consider subscribing to SomeCallMeJohnny. He deserves the credit for this lovely DK Rap parody! I only posted a mirror of it.

[@Kingjustin1019]

“He inflates himself, just like a balloon, which means don’t google him you f*king buffoon. *DONT DO IT!”* had me rolling.

[@CharlieMatter-wz8eq]

He did it, did he?

[@connorplays6263]

They should have called this "DK rap but honest"

[@JoshyTheSobble]

"His hitbox... *IS A FUCKING DISGRACE* "

[@red5158077]

And then there's Chunky! He's dead.

[@Cyberbrickmaster1986]

brentalfloss: Chunky's too fat Somecallmejohnny: Chunky's too OP

[@wardjabara8750]

The sad thing is back in 2014 at the tender age of 11 years old, I looked up Mario characters with the P-Ballon, so I already knew why he said do not Google Lankey Kong inflating himself up.

[@undeadprinceofchaos3731]

“But kremlins beware, cause he’s known to spoon. Hmm!”

[@iamthemouse4483]

This is basically the DK slam poetry.

[@angelriverasantana7755]

Banana Slam poetry

[@cannibalisticrequiem]

@@angelriverasantana7755 Banana Slamma poetry

[@lostartist7751]

Can't wait for the sentence mixing from this.

[@Jac-Man]

Lyrics: (H-H-Here we go!) So I’m finally done Reviewing this game, It makes this one Look fucking tame Put your hands together If you wanna slap THIS FUCKING JERK For all this crap HUH! D. K.! Donkey Kong! He’s the leader of the bunch, You know him well, This icy maze Was utter HELL. His coconut gun Can fire in spurts, But his shitty aim Makes my testes hurt He’s bigger, faster, And really strong… oh wait, my bad, There’s CHUNKY KONG! D. K.! Donkey Kong! *Belch* D. K.! Donkey Kong is here! This Kong’s got style So listen up dudes, She took Dixie’s job And that’s just rude She can float through the air And climb up trees… But every Kong Climbs fucking trees…? If you choose her You’ll not choose wrong, But she still took a job From Dixie Kong. (Woohoo!) D. K.! Donkey Kong! He has no style He has a quick pace His hitbox Is a fucking disgrace He can handstand And stretch his arms out, But this rabbit race Makes me wanna shout (FUCK!) He inflates himself Just like a balloon Which means don’t Google him, YOU FUCKING BUFFOON. *(DON’T DO IT!)* D. K.! Donkey Kong! D. K.! Donkey Kong is here! He’s back again, And about time, too This dude Is a fucking mood (Help!) He can fly real high With his jetpack on But the turning weighs A metric ton He’ll make ya smile When he plays his tune! But Kremlings beware… *’cause he’s known to spoon.* (Mmmmmm…) D. K.! Donkey Kong! (Huh!) Finally He’s here for you! What the fuck even is This D. K. crew… This Kong’s so strong It isn’t funny Dr. Pepper… GIVE ME MONEY! He can pick up a boulder With relative ease I think K. Rool has An eye disease He may move slow He can’t jump high He’ll still fuck you up SO GET READY TO DIE! C’mon, Cranky! Take it to the fridge! W-W-W-Walnuts, deez nuts, Pineapple smells Your ass is cooked, So I’ll *SEE YOU IN HELL!!!* Walnuts, peanuts! Pineapple smells- wait, what are these lyrics? Reads like a shopping list- wait, what do they mean “pineapple smells? Pineapple is life, bitch! Y’know, I ended up not drinking as much as I thought I was going to… this is like, one of my least drunk reviews I’ve ever done, that’s pretty interesting… y’know, I wonder if there’s anybody I woke up by screaming those lyrics… it is pretty late in the night… hm.

[@BrayPlaysStuff]

The ending of Johnny's lyrics are fantastic. Just the ramblings of a madman. Though, 101% of DK64 can make any person mad.

[@randocalzone8772]

Unused Version, Decayer App, Chunky's Dead, The D Krap and now this. The pile keeps on growing.

[@someshyguy]

Dr. Pepper! GIVE ME MONEY!

[@robertkovarna8294]

He can pick up a boulder with relative ease. I think K. Rool has an eye disease.

[@Cyberbrickmaster1986]

What's the worst that can happen?

[@homuraakemi103]

Which means don’t Google him, you FUCKING BUFFOON! (DON’T DO IT!)

[@robertkovarna8294]

@@homuraakemi103 He's back again and about time too! This dude is a FUCKING mood! (Help!)

[@Cyberbrickmaster1986]

@@robertkovarna8294 It actually sounds like he's saying: "This dude is fucking mood!"

[@DrenobiumOrchid]

Let's be fair, this moment was gonna be clipped no matter what

[@TBoneTony]

Yes that is the reason why I was also disappointed with Tiny Kong. She took the spot that was supposed to have been Dixie Kong.

[@demi-fiendoftime3825]

You do know she's Dixie's younger sister

[@graveyardsmash2711]

In an interview with Rare staff, Dixie (and Kiddy) were not replaced. They liked switching it up and making new Kongs. Tiny was originally going to be a boy in concept art, but then they decided to make her Dixie's sister to fill the lost void.

[@Canadiansamurai]

I like Tiny more than Dixie anyway

[@jamesmiller206]

So how long until someone makes the replace nouns with Coconut gun version

[@IamaPERSON]

When it’s ready to fire in spurts

[@raziyatheseeker]

Or adding a noun. Like jam!

[@homuraakemi103]

Or an overly verbose version…

[@mechashadow]

I wish Johnny was the one who cut the video and put it on his channel cos he needs better marketing for his videos tbh

[@twilightdusk2221]

This needs to be played on national television.

[@slyforever326]

1:37 - 1:44 Cranky Kong: INFLATION?! You have the power of god at your fingertips, and you choose to watch INFLATION?! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?!

[@CamCoProductions]

1:01 - 1:09 best part

[@cannibalisticrequiem]

0:00 - 3:28 There. I fixed it for you.

[@ΜάριοςΤσαουσίδης-φ1ι]

Tomorrow sometime I'll show you all of you my own version lyrics of that song

[@cannibalisticrequiem]

Bless you for this! 🙏🏻 Doing God's work!

[@Eichsterd123]

now i wanna heres this with the dk rap voice

[@BlueFire98]

3:10 I don’t know why but the pineapple is life part always has me rolling 😂

[@CinnaSwirls]

Nah, the smells in "pineapple smells" is definitely a noun.

[@tristanbush6576]

Now I want these lyrics in the Smash Melee remix. Lmao

[@samflood5631]

I’m surprised that the Super Mario Bros movie didn’t use this theme song as well.

[@Mac14329]

Why would it?

[@angelriverasantana7755]

Pineapple is indeed life

[@yogibear8683]

Happy 24th Anniversary Donkey Kong 64!!!!!!!!!!!

[@guaskoqizz]

Anyone else who googled Lanky inflating like a balloon? 😂

[@MrChillaxin2010]

With this review done, it makes me ask. Would you rather 101% DK 64 or 106% Crash 4?

[@jimmytheechidna]

Crash 4

[@ForrestFox626]

DK 64

[@PearangeProductions]

DK 64. No contest. DK 64 may have a _lot_ collectibles, but at least getting those collectibles isn't as bullshit hard as getting the collectibles in Crash 4 are.

[@red5158077]

DK64 no doubt.

[@kevinkong64]

What about 100% Sonic Adventure 2 (Battle) or 100% Super Mario Sunshine?

[@ΜάριοςΤσαουσίδης-φ1ι]

Mario's Lyrics: (H-H-Here we go!) So I’m finally back To my favourite Greece, It's the place where I Was born as a baby Put your hands together If you wanna smash THIS F*CKING GERMANY For all this TORTURE!!!👎 BOOM!!!! M. K.! Mario Kong!🦖🎮 I'm finally back, To do my THINGS, And playing games, With my bro STATHI.🤩 He's an old friend of mine And my cousin too, But he's really a good brother Than my big sister He’s big, faster, And really strong… oh wait, my bad, That’s KRATOS THE SPARTAN! M. K.! Mario Kong!🦍 BRUH M. K.! Mario Kong is here!🐵 This Game’s got style So listen up bros, It's called the Skylanders😎 My bro's favourite game It's a game where toys Come to life And that includes super Smash bros ultimate If you choose that You’ll not choose wrong, It's the best video game I ever played in my life. (BOOYAH!) M. K.! Mario Kong!🦧 Germany has NO STYLE It was realy BORING😭 It's cinema Is a freacking DISGRACE Every time i awake To make my breakfast My mom want's me to make Her STUPID COFFEE (DUDE!) Bad days realy Make me MAD😡 Which means don’t mess with me, YOU BIG BLOCKHEAD. (DON’T DO IT!) M. K.! Mario Kong!🦅 M. K.! Mario Kong is here! IM BACK AGAIN, And about time, too My BRO REALY LIKES AMERICA!⚔ in 2021 We saw a NETFLIX movie A movie about how america was born We'll make ya scream When you see us coming! And bad guys beware… ’cause we drink like GODS.🦍🦖 (Yeeeesssss…) Μ. K.! Mario Kong! Finally I'm here for you! What the heck even is This stupid fate… This Fate's so mean It isn’t funny ms fate… STOP BREAKING MY LIFE!!!! Or else you'll taste The wrath of the titans I think My sister has A Dog proplem🐕🐶 If you annoy my bro He'll get angry He will break you up SO GET READY TO DIE! C’mon, Frankie! Take it to the fridge! W-W-W-Walnuts, deez nuts, Pineapple smells Your ass is burned, So I’ll SEE YOU IN HELL!!!

[@HermaphroGynandro]

Hardly any rhymes I can see.

[@Yes_Fantasy_419]

This needs a karaoke version 😂

[@CharlieMatter-wz8eq]

What is SomeCallMeJohnny drinking at the end?

[@jakethesnake0192]

Omg thank you

[@OmnicidalClown1992]

Here's an interesting question; Who did a better retelling of the DK Rap? Somecallmejohnny, or brentalfloss?

[@twilightdusk2221]

So did Dr Pepper ever end up giving him money? 😏

[@tombruncker7013]

Is it wrong that I can remember Johnny’s version of the DK but not the OG?

[@cville991]

0:50 😂

[@legendarycryptid2629]

64 likes at the moment... very apropos.

[@Cyberbrickmaster1986]

64 likes given by 64 lady legs ducks!

[@PearangeProductions]

I caught the video at 256 likes (which is another integer number) after reading this comment. I swear, coincidences like that always seem to happen to me.

[@red5158077]

Now 264!