[YTP] Peter Parker Wants Pizza Time

[@Wiseonebk]

No wonder he is always late on rent, 95% of his income goes to hotdogs

[@CruzGD]

Wiseonebk lmao

[@anueutsuho7425]

You can't blame him for spending money on necessities.

[@victoriachannell8251]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@DCD4Ever]

😭😭😭😭😭

[@Top_Hat_Man]

Peter Parker Eats Hot Dogs For Diet, And Eats Pizzas Because He's A Pizza God.

[@Tirgo69]

peter parker cares about two things: pizza and hot dogs. a true american hero.

[@OvrStimulatd2]

lol

[@toweringcobra6177]

ain't that the truth!

[@genericusername8215]

Tirgo actually... it's pizza time.

[@basedbattledroid3507]

Tirgo Ironically they're staples of German and Italian cuisine.

[@TheRPGentleman]

Actually pizza is Italian.

[@Zoditron]

"A Rubber band is not a Privilege it is a gift and you use it for the good of Mankind"

[@spectator7269]

Emperor Zoditron Like launching it at Justin Bieber.

[@redjugg665]

the hot dog joke happens like 50 times but i laugh every time

[@Wusgoodfatlip]

Pretty sure he’s The Godfather of the hot dog joke

[@nika8620]

5:18

[@terryhiplo3016]

I like the shitty blue filter they put over it when it’s supposed to be night time

[@VeniVidiVici..]

Same 😂

[@halfdraco7765]

9 times actually

[@JackatPurchase]

That seems like something JJJ would do. Fire someone, rehire them, then fire them again and laugh.

[@devmevdev5396]

Pizza time

[@bunnyn00dles]

Pizza time

[@asteriskJohn]

Pizza time

[@kylestelter7550]

Yep

[@Pwnhenge1997]

Yep

[@kevinmolinar4822]

There are 5 time zones. Eastern time, Central time, mountain time, western time, and pizza time.

[@Howlingburd19]

Hot Dog Time

[@jax824]

Of course

[@thatcraftingkid360]

and cake time

[@jkadoodle]

What about Pacific time?

[@PixarMan2001]

There's Atlantic Time and Newfoundland Time too.

[@lorderik237]

**Kidnaps Aunt May** "Don't follow me." **Peter eats hot dog**

[@lorderik237]

Thanks =P

[@Gojira5400]

lorderik237 Good on you, I'm going to start doing that.

[@anton_lezama_art]

lorderik237 lol

[@slapnut825]

lorderik237 no he eats 🅱️🅾️ N L E S S P I Z Z A

[@pccollecter2271]

It's don't leave me

[@UltimaShadowX]

I can't believe No Way Home brought back Doc Oc so he could blow up the city.

[@scottofastora6327]

W

[@Hitoshuratdn]

For the Nobel prize.

[@francisocean2503]

@@Hitoshuratdn no, he needs a rubber band.

[@riatorex8722]

@@francisocean2503 Yeah but he needs money

[@novabearbear]

@@riatorex8722 $20 bills, to be exact.

[@DaxCorsiar]

You have to go 42 blocks in 1 minute or your ass is fired.

[@DiegoRuiz1991]

That would be like 180mph average!

[@alexdionisos]

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[@thephantom8403]

That's basically every pizza mission in the Spider-Man 2 game.

[@everettrahn6182]

Flash Thompson I remember that game

[@damiangastelum6762]

FӀɑՏհ TհօʍԹՏօղ fucking loved that game

[@Dinjur]

WE THINK THERE'S A KID STUCK ON THE SECOND FLOOR! **RUNS TO GET HOTDOG**

[@jasonmike2993]

I'm dead AF laughing

[@walaba8565]

RealMetalGaming 5:17

[@nesonite8925]

Jason Mike same😂😂😂

[@joseph_arrow]

*THERE'S NO TIME FOR THAT. IT'S PIZZA TIME!*

[@Otamatone69]

RealMetalGaming 5:18

[@ProbInsane]

Its night time *shows clip of peter eating hotdog with low brightness*

[@dduude87]

ProbablyInsane that part killed me

[@GhostieDoodles]

10/10 editing

[@MrStickWar]

Ohhhhhh

[@NinjaDash360]

ProbablyInsane best editing for real though

[@fimmt684]

lmao. god this video and comment made my day.

[@monkeyshinserman]

I love how Otto repeatedly says he's going to blow up the city, and Peter just takes a while to catch on

[@wicket4969]

“Ladies and gentlemen” “I’m gonna blow up the city”

[@dellingerthefightingfish5213]

Peter eats hot dogs XD

[@OkOk-nj4lk]

peter leaves and calmly eats a hot dog

[@katlyndobransky2419]

Wicket -we got em-

[@SaurianStudios1207]

Some men just wanna watch the world burn While eating hot dogs and saying "Pizza Time."

[@Arkhamman2023]

*NoBeL pRiZe*

[@LoroxMakevids]

If he wants Pizza Time, why is he continuously buying hot dogs?

[@kvdvfibeatz4781]

Obviously it's a big conspiracy

[@swegmaster7911]

Because he's not paying for those

[@MrDoradoFett]

I watched that part with my friends and we began to die laughing because of that part. Especially when he does it again. 😂😂😂😂😂

[@casecasual1215]

Maybe Pizza Time to him means eating time...

[@rebecasantiago1672]

Lorox Makevids dunno

[@latitudemc7166]

You need to go 42 blocks in one minute. stops and gets a hot dog.

[@OAA_52]

DANK EXPERT Dammit Bobby

[@DangerZone200]

12 hours later finally delivers pizza XD

[@itwontcomeout5678]

Exactly what I would do

[@kajixdn]

DANK EXPERT *stops and gets hot dog so he can better enjoy watching kids die

[@alexdionisos]

DANK EXPERT And then Mr. Aziz died because he received no money for these pizzas

[@CD.410]

"You're fired!" "Chief the planetarium party" "Oh right you're unfired i need you come here" "you're fired!" 😂😂😂😂

[@maxtggaming7470]

GET OUT 😂😂

[@edgemahinsky4893]

😹J Jonah Trollason FTW

[@Ruskot2008]

I love that part

[@strafniki1080]

xD

[@Ruskot2008]

@@strafniki1080 I agree

[@lorderik237]

"Yes, my design to blow up the city." I can't believe how natural you were able to make that sound

[@IsabellaaaRider]

ikr

[@Klausinator451]

2:40

[@vigi1antvort3x41]

Peter Parker's diet: Breakfast: Hotdogs Snack: Hotdogs Lunch: Hotdogs Snack: Hotdogs Dinner: Hotdogs Desert: Pizza Name of diet: Pizza Time

[@themadtitan7603]

After months of research, scientists have found that the Pizza Time diet is the most effective modern diet for weight loss.

[@smipy]

@@themadtitan7603 why don't u try it, thanos

[@themadtitan7603]

@@smipy I don't need to, don't you see how already ripped I am, mortal ?

[@smipy]

@@themadtitan7603 What were u cooking at the start of endgame? Was that also a part of this diet?

[@themadtitan7603]

@@smipy Oh that ? That was my daily chicken broth that I chug daily before going on a workout.

[@scavengersix2161]

I love how JJ pretends to unfire Peter just so he can fire him again. That's something some asshole somewhere has definitely done before to an employee they didn't like.

[@blackgoku7708]

I died at the part after he said your fire get out and JJ started laughing fast as fuck I couldn't stop laughing

[@blackgoku7708]

its at 4:27

[@coldcartcold8633]

Timestamps are essential, that is not accounted by many

[@Harry-tm9pn]

black Goku

[@ZainR]

Mr Krabs

[@haidergoraya3098]

Rubberbands is not a privilege it’s a gift. And you use it for the good of mankind. - Otto Octavius

[@clonecommandermike332]

I'm going to frame this and put it on my wall.

[@KongQuest95]

I can't tell if he means that Peter *should* be using rubber bands for the good of mankind or if he's calling Peter lazy *because* Peter uses rubber bands for the good of mankind, which is a waste of the rubber band's potential I love both options

[@alexdionisos]

"You're not Peter Parker. You're lazy. Gotta work hard. A rubber band is not a privilege, not a gift"

[@idiot030]

-Anybody in that building? -We think there is a kid stuck on the second floor. HEY WHAT ARE YOU DOIN... (*buys a hotdog*) -Somebody call a firefighter now! (*Building explodes as a family cries hopelessly*) (*Peter Parker takes a huge ass bite out of his hotdog*)

[@Las3Ms_]

It wasn't pizza time...

[@julianboria971]

+The 3ms ITS MUFFIN TIME

[@Soulxce]

I'm reading this as I m watching it and it is the funniest thing ever

[@BluemooncreeperdoesMC]

Random R.H yep. He's a real hero.

[@LiaManila]

+Julian Boria actually it's PIZZA TIME

[@bubblebutt3508]

"So, is that it?" "Yep, my design to blow up the city" LOL

[@Klausinator451]

2:39. It really is perfect

[@chimchady3149]

nobel prize

[@howahyeung9847]

Lmfao😂

[@arctix6113]

Well, he’s not lying.

[@mrethan5334]

666 likes boi

[@5carecrow94]

This one always makes me laugh, absolute masterwork. Grateful for the reupload

[@5carecrow94]

Isac Williams (eats a hotdog)

[@joda6620]

+Isac Williams (PWNERX) Ya late

[@joda6620]

Isac Williams Sad music

[@aaronmesquitavevo514]

I know right XD

[@toweringcobra6177]

peter gives no fux

[@dr.phlosion7485]

"You're unfired. I need you. Come here." ..."You're Fired!" *Laughs intensifies*

[@dr.bright6272]

You're fired! You're unfired, I need you come here. You're fired! J. Jonah Jameson master of trolling

[@StudiosAdVanced]

‘laughs incessantly’ get out.

[@ellabronkema9375]

* more laughing *

[@noreeaki]

JJJ is the Marvel version of Obi Wan Kenobi

[@vansh1204]

Fired Unfired Fired Unfired Fired Unfired Fired Unfired Fired Unfired

[@Vampire_Queen_Blood]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@benrobutka7140]

HAHA THE HOTDOG SCENES IM DYING!

[@Death-nq4tj]

Ikr they're funny af!

[@benrobutka7140]

ThegreatestJJ 9997 Engrish

[@Fatang]

They're too funny, even the ones you are expecting

[@swimmingtiger0563]

Jamin Robot uh huh, sure

[@anton_lezama_art]

Ben Robutka same

[@BrandNewByxor]

Those hotdog jokes while something chaotic is going on will never stop being hilarious.

[@joshevans3421]

The music helps too. It hilariously changes the mood. Oh and BTW its 4 years in the future. How's it going?

[@dariepearjuicy1356]

@@joshevans3421 I’ve definitely watched this video more than several times the past few years hehe

[@imbananoir5571]

Fr

[@ochoalaw]

0:54 Parents say: Eat your vegetables. But Peter says: Eat your pizza. I go for Peter’s way.

[@darkdjinniumbrage7798]

Why not both?

[@cats3332dblueshadowalpha1]

@@darkdjinniumbrage7798 no

[@DavidVassleofYeshua]

@@lucianoosorio4272 The only acceptable vegetable to have on pizza is onions. Spinach doesn't add anything to it, mushrooms aren't a vegetable but are acceptable, and potatoes on pizza are just a stupid thing Japanese people do because they don't understand what a good pizza is. I mean come on, octopus, FISH FLAKES?

[@what8333]

Pizza time

[@BURZUMY3ah]

And the pizza is full of veggies

[@NyanGeneral]

You're fired! Actually, you're unfired, come over here You're fired! *Heavy laughing*

[@davecrupel2817]

Euan MacDonald im in stitches hahaha

[@NyanGeneral]

Daniel Cannata then you need to return to the hospital.

[@davecrupel2817]

Euan MacDonald _eats hotdog_

[@arlenegrace3387]

Euan MacDonald Get out!

[@AsgardPS5]

So I robbed him and I wanted a car so I tried to take uncle Ben's. Uncle Ben said no, so I robbed him too.

[@NovusMoxxy]

Baldur Damnit Baldur. I’m sending Kratos after you.

[@albertoperusquia6044]

Struck a nerve, did I?!

[@dhnation4975]

*These are my c o n f e s s i o n s*

[@bobmonopolycomedy3478]

I died at that part XD

[@johna3357]

I went some place else. Some place where I thought I could win some pizza.

[@barrymk400]

"What have we been talking about for the last hour and a half?" "I don't really know..."

[@CaptainMinecraft3]

barrymk400 Me in math class.

[@dabossman5650]

Overwatch Scrub soooo tru

[@BK-sh2pn]

barrymk400 Lol I read this just as the scene came up

[@giantotter319]

Hi Matt. You would know, if Beethoven slept, before he blew up the city.

[@colingznetwork781]

barrymk400 it’s been a long time since I’ve watched this movie. I don’t even remember what it’s about

[@VillainDeluxe]

This YTP is a masterpiece. A true self-contained story and a prime example of the hero's journey. Starts with Peter Parker having pizza time, being late to his pizza time delivery which needed to only take 1 minute because he got a hot dog, then he gets fired from Joe's Pizza, losing his only resource for pizza time. Suddenly, he is lost in the chaos of the city, getting his head beaten, truly down on his luck. Losing pizza time meant losing everything. Soon after, his bitterness quickly resulted in him meeting with Doctor Octavius regarding a machine to blow up the city, the city which denied him pizza time. Over this period of time, Peter Parker becomes more bitter and shirks more and more of his responsibilities, because if he can shirk pizza time for a quick hot dog, then why not shirk everything for the sake of a hot dog. So while Doctor Octopus is causing chaos across the city, Peter Parker's main priority is still eating hot dogs, out of spite, no matter the cost. Soon enough, we get a deeper view into Peter Parker's psyche, as he confesses his sins to Aunt May. Showing how much he has sacrificed and the horrible things he has done for the sake of Pizza Time. Shortly after this, he begins to truly channel his power by focusing on what he truly wants, Pizza Time, and by extension, out of pure spite toward the city, hot dogs. In the end, he does make an attempt to change his ways by confronting Doctor Octopus, but it is too late for the city as it is destroyed anyway. Peter Parker, some time later, once again reiterates that the only thing he truly cares about in this world, is Pizza Time. The moral of this story? Stick to your guns, if you truly believe in something, it will become your power. In the end though, it may not be enough, so take solace in the fact that you've lived a life according to your values. I've watched this YTP far too many times in the past several years. TL;DR: Pizza time.

[@pablogomesoliveira2677]

Did you really wrote a story about why a ytp is good ?

[@VillainDeluxe]

@@pablogomesoliveira2677 Yes.

[@thexskating]

This, my friend, is an amazing analysis.

[@VillainDeluxe]

@@thexskating I am glad you enjoyed it, thank you muchly! Pizza time can be a perpetual rubber band of potential and purpose, but when it is suddenly lost, it seems as though the energy of life snaps into absolute chaos. You need resilience to persevere in the face of this level of adversity. We can all learn something from Peter Parker.

[@thexskating]

@@VillainDeluxe Dude, I'm not even joking you should very much write stories. You are incredibly talented! Stay Pizza Time!

[@yayademetre]

A rubber band is not a privilege, it's a gift, and you use it for the good of mankind.

[@pinhe4d321]

Is that it? Yes, this is my design to blow up the city

[@power0029]

“You’re fired” “Chief, the planetarium party” “Right you’re unfired I need you. Come here.” “You’re fired” *Lmao*

[@MrOnomatopoiea]

Poor Pizza Parker's always getting fired and unfired by Jameson!

[@bigyoshi5480]

*_wheeze_*

[@hugocanuto6981]

get out HA HA HA

[@ajbryant8072]

That part gets me every time

[@aibpresto]

Damn! You beat me to it!

[@mbk907]

“Parker you’re lazy!” “I’m trying to do better.” This video is absolute gold

[@Howlingburd19]

“So is that it?” “I design to blow up the city” Lmao

[@RadicalPizza14]

@@Howlingburd19he doesn't even try to hide it xD

[@hamidhimself]

They said it again in No Way Home.

[@HateIsPowerWithAPricetag]

They missed a perfect opportunity for him to say “you’re lazy”. After Otto says “what have we been talking about the last hour and a half?” Peter:”I don’t really know”.

[@mrholeio3060]

"Did Edison sleep before he wrote the fifth? Did Beathoven sleep before he blew up the city?"

[@Shockwave99999]

2:42 what Otto said was so unexpected and nonchalant that it made me die laughing.

[@signifidelica2819]

also 'Peter what have we been talking about for the past hour and a half?' 'I dont really know' *stares*

[@williehaller5840]

A lot of dead people in this video comment section

[@ryanvanbeek2673]

@@williehaller5840it’s chilling to think about that honestly but it’s true

[@seventeengone1713]

What are you guys talking about 😦😦

[@averageballfan3168]

What makes it funny is that it's 100% true

[@Robstar]

"I wanted a car, so I tried to take uncle Ben's. Uncle Ben... said no, so I robbed him too..." HAHA! I'M DYING :D:D

[@izukumidoriyaquirkoneforal5993]

Robstar my confession just when i though i could say more

[@tarunjohal9215]

And the funny thing? Uncle Ben is dead! Haha... Oh.

[@alexdionisos]

*Eats hotdog*

[@Hugo-df8iz]

Robstar same lol!

[@SamMcGaw]

Every time he gets the hotdog 😂😂

[@pimper-pup]

lol

[@liaminator4950]

Pizza time.

[@leonardoestrada6955]

ikr lol.Im always laughing dude😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@madhusoodanan1965]

ɷɷɷ Heey Friends I Have F0undd Working Online Hacck visitttt : - t.co/m4k1YcOUXU

[@natalieknepp1707]

ɷɷɷɷ Heey Frienddss I Have Founddd Workingg Online Hacck Visit : - t.co/iESSpuOnKJ

[@pacthesir]

1:17 The way he swung by and softly said "free pizza" just ended me! 😂

[@X-man0074u]

That is what he shoulda done in the movie, that woulda made the movie 100x better.

[@pacthesir]

@@X-man0074u agreed with you 100x

[@matthewisguy7336]

@@X-man0074u More like 101x better

[@kidsshaw7739]

😂😂

[@ShortKidRoss]

I was legit in a bad mood but this made it all better

[@wandernagro]

Atomic Bombs that's fucking great :]

[@Chadmiral]

Atomic Bombs,that's the power of ytps

[@tarunjohal9215]

Atomic Bombs glad to hear that... You want to have pizza?

[@eoghanchisolm346]

Omg same

[@seanrichardson2780]

I would kill to watch this in a movie theater with Tobey Maguire

[@HartyBiker]

sean richardson but would you give up pizza time to do so?

[@bloodstoneore4630]

sean richardson pizza time

[@jaysoddfutr1136]

I’m literally crying and cannot breathe laughing. When Peter was saying he robbed uncle Ben for the car I almost blacked out.

[@marcmartians]

god the music in the hotdog scene just kills me every time

[@dnmstarsi]

Same especially in moments like 6:01.

[@nerdwithnovels1964]

Same

[@raoulspov]

Kevin Parker used a pizza to tame his impala.

[@VeniVidiVici..]

Same 😂

[@VeniVidiVici..]

dnmstarsi and 5:35 😂

[@tyler-nicholeharris5381]

"I went some place else. some place where I thought were I could win pizza. I wanted it and the guy wouldn't pay me so I robbed him, and I wanted a car so I tried to take Uncle Ben's. Uncle Ben said no so I robbed him too" Hahahahaha XD

[@AlexGarcia-st8qc]

LMAO XD

[@grav8241]

Dab

[@jimmymcperson]

Tyler Harris I

[@ceedott]

*zooms in on Aunt May's face*

[@silentvega2004]

"Peter what have we been talking about for the last hour and a half?" *"I don't really know"* (Intense stare)

[@TouYuber9]

"You're fired!" "Chief, the planetarium party." "Oh, right. You're unfired, I need you, come here. *You're fired!* Hahahahahahahaha ahahahahaha. *Get out* ."😂😂

[@salasyk8708]

Funniest part, aha

[@thatperformer3879]

I never thought someone could actually make the meme even more funny than it already was! 😂

[@dr.bright6272]

Read this as it happened.

[@joeyhall82]

Every time I see the hotdog scene I just die laughing XD

[@sharonanderson5619]

Spiderboy I DONT FEEL SO GOOD

[@dextr.funandmarvel4748]

Same XD

[@OddWillz_YT]

666 likes

[@bravetherainbow]

I started laughing when Dr Octopus kidnapped Mary Jane because I knew it was coming again

[@abiyan0321]

Me too😂

[@nonpareilvampirez]

"My design to blow up the city" I DIED

[@_questionmark_]

Ladies and gentlemen, I'm gonna blow up the city.

[@anongamer8251]

Miss ♡Delena♡ Salvatore With a rubber band

[@2DimensionaI]

"Omg!" -city blowls up- peter parker eats an hotdog- r.i.p spiderman

[@swimmingtiger0563]

Miss ♡Delena♡ Salvatore uh huh, sure

[@aconsciousautomaton3720]

ladys and gentlemen im gonna blow up the city peter parker eats a hotdog

[@Joestar96]

5:19 "We think there's a kid stuck on the second floor! HEY, WHERE DO YOU THINK--" * *PETER BUYS MORE HOTDOGS* *

[@endingalaporte]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH I'm DYING

[@datboi9539]

*SoMbOdY cAlL tHe FiRe DePaRtMeNt NaAaAoOoOwW!!!*

[@joshholmes4731]

😂😂🤣🤣

[@johnnyace2287]

Peter is a fucking sociopath!!

[@dipanjanghosal1662]

I forgot the part where it's my problem

[@bennyboy2234]

“Parker, you’re lazy.” That kills me. Perfect awkward moment before they talk about the machine.

[@a1exxx387]

6:24 "Im gonna blow up the city." *Puts Goggles on* *Presses Buttons* *explodes*

[@aleksandersanya1817]

A lex, It tells us that he is the city

[@adamsadi3173]

Welp he blew up the City of his organs

[@bogusbilly3996]

A lex that’s from his transformers ytp

[@albertcamus929]

At least he had goggles on 🤷‍♂️🤣

[@pyro4118]

Yeah that’s what happened

[@VilaToro64]

The hot dog parts always gets me it never gets old

[@RandomThings12]

*bank is robbed* *runs over to hot dog tent*

[@JackTheLion]

lmao doc oc is saying throughout the whole movie how he's gonna blowup the city and no one gives a shit

[@spinyslasher6586]

JackTheLion he's gonna need a rubberband.

[@JackTheLion]

Spiny Slasher he's gonna need pizza time

[@TheBigCheeseSauce]

[@bravetherainbow]

I love how this changed the hot dog from "something Peter was already eating and didn't want to give up" to "something Peter desperately seeks out whenever there's any kind of disturbance"

[@paulwatters8898]

Hahaha

[@setherfluous]

4:16- Ok I’ll admit that caught me off guard Best scene in this entire YTP hands down

[@dudemanboywrestling5734]

JJ’s laugh is awesome

[@antonisxatzakis7702]

Im not expect that

[@Aytrieus]

@@dudemanboywrestling5734 its priceless

[@gukeoke6312]

THAT WAS PERFECT

[@3n1gm901]

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA........Get out." 😂

[@conr1633]

Legend has it Rosie still can’t find the blue light

[@lukegoldstonofficial1614]

ConHatter funny comment

[@The_Chef2511]

Well her dying in the first attempt to blow up the city probably didn't help matters.

[@victoriachannell8251]

The music in the background that keeps playing over 😂😂😂

[@O15Omnicron]

@@The_Chef2511 Did Edison sleep before he wrote the 5th? Did Beethoven sleep before he blew up the city?

[@CEfect]

Don Johnson Did Bernoulli sleep before he found pizza time

[@TrailerPoopers]

Ah, it's back, huh? *eats hotdog*

[@TrailerPoopers]

***** Hey :D Thanks for watching :)

[@marvelspider99]

+Pirate Bot what. green mean

[@marvelspider99]

***** mj and i are gonna blow up the city

[@marvelspider99]

+Green Goblin il eat your pizza

[@marvelspider99]

+Green Goblin hahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahah you serious

[@ImCertified]

Math class in a nutshell: 2:54

[@montellove170]

I don't really know 😂😂😂

[@draxvelo2788]

@High IQ they get so mad and try to embarrass U in front of the whole class

[@draxvelo2788]

@High IQ the answer is pizza time

[@joko4470]

That's hot dog must be really delicious...

[@DistractedGlobeGuy]

I doubt it--he's eaten it like fifty times by now, so it's probably like cud at this point.

[@lilholm9446]

That pizza must be really delicous

[@MaxRideWizardLord]

It's only delicious if you have some interesting real life events to watch along with it, like madman blow up the city and little kids burn to death/run over by a truck. Trully a nutritious combination.

[@AgentVamp]

That*

[@thecardboardghost1714]

MaxRideWizardLord yup

[@Remixthegame101]

"So, is that it?" "Yes, my design to blow up the city" has me dead 😂

[@codythedoggo7671]

Remixthegame101 lol

[@Circuitssmith]

Like a perpetual rubber band.

[@beautifulrust1]

"Did Beethoven sleep before he blew up the city?"

[@Ineedanaccountnow0]

"Ladies and gentlemen, I'm gonna blow up the city" Not even hiding it at this point

[@codyruffenach9156]

Qwoto *clapping*

[@jamesroyale2723]

World: is horrifically dying Peter: *eating hot dog intensifies*

[@ethancbaker2002]

Jamez that’s me when the Pandemic kills everyone

[@hemorrhoid5727]

Jamez He missed the part where that's his problem...

[@MrNoFace747]

@@ethancbaker2002 it wont

[@lars38010]

@@ethancbaker2002 Kills everyone ha ha good joke.

[@chitakimushroom4309]

Bro??

[@TonySalamonski]

I have 0 idea why I am watching this but the whole video reaches out to my uncensored/immature humor 00:39 1st day on the job 4:14 2nd day

[@yuriusutr7284]

4:14 is gold

[@nivekogilvie3368]

Peter Parker not giving a flying shit about absolutely anything around him as he calmly eats hotdogs is *fucking inspiring*

[@beyonder6186]

4:18 this would fit perfectly in the movie ngl

[@GetYeetedSon09]

Yea ikr

[@davidsiasau9198]

I actually Agree

[@aswadani9596]

Wkwk😂

[@whatsthisaboveme6064]

That actually killed me 4:16

[@alexdionisos]

"You need to go 42 blocks in one minute"

[@wrench6016]

AD Machine "GOOOO"

[@Mmmmm-rv3dp]

6:25 I swear this part was made so good, It looked like an actual part in the movie lol

[@marcelobeniciojunior7420]

0:50 3:12 4:41 5:18 " Some men only want to eat their hotdogs while the world burns "

[@matthewbailey2416]

Also 6:01

[@THE_K1NG_8888]

I can't breathe 😂😂

[@thekiddler26]

Batman references tho

[@froggekun]

3:45 and 3:50 Edit: and 4:36

[@themasterdjang1524]

Lol

[@shady8045]

"you're unfired come here" *one second later* "you're fired *laughs* "

[@FilmsNerf2]

"Get out"

[@devmevdev5396]

"Pizza time"

[@doubleace11554]

cool goggles kid 4:14

[@vincelopez756]

A rubber band is not a privilege, it's a gift. - Otto Octavius

[@barbaro267]

**Doctor Doctorpus

[@sarsona_3611]

*WHAT ARE YOU STUPID ?*

[@hypnotised-clover]

Vince Lopez you use it for the good of mankind

[@anakinskywalker4385]

And you use it for the good of mankind

[@SMG003]

+H. Ar. This YTP was made by Marklar

[@misterrkalebhimself]

This YTP has permanently altered the way I watch this movie now.

[@Jettfighter]

Peter Parker pizza time to cute Ontarian girl a pizza!! kzbin.info/www/bejne/n4THl6ucqdKNh9E

[@xxInGodsReachxx]

Its that damn music in the background when he gets the hotdog! Shit is killing me lmfao!

[@hypnotised-clover]

xxInGodsReachxx the trumpet

[@mrpankau]

That's Raindrops Keep Fallin On My Head by Burt Bacharach

[@SeanArguello]

If he wants Pizza Time, why does he keep buying Hot Dogs?

[@chryastosslapat]

lol

[@deathwish4307]

Pizza time!

[@puddingcupnation1496]

Top 10 questions scientists still can't answer.

[@giraffeman326]

Because he can’t go to Joe’s pizza because he got fired anymore and that’s the only pizza he likes.

[@LoreleiEtoile]

Lmfao xD

[@PatrasPhantom]

2:43 "So, is that it?" "Yes, my design to blow up the city" Fucking grand.

[@liaminator4950]

Pizza Time.

[@sebili0n99]

+FighterPilotWannabe did Beethoven sleep before he blew up the city?

[@liaminator4950]

Did Bernouille sleep before he found Pizza Time?

[@liaminator4950]

Pizza Time.

[@joda6620]

+Pirate Bot Pizza time

[@The_Slayterino]

"If promises were fat, my daughter would be crackers..... AGHAHGAHAGAHAGAGA" Quality content. 👍

[@jak3564]

"Any more bright ideas?" "Yeah, eat your pizza." Comedy gold

[@arlenegrace3387]

the kfc guy,,

[@cyrusf3541]

I have seen this so many times, I've gotten used to all of the edits. So whenever I watch the actual movie, I always forget that the edits in here aren't in the movie.

[@G-0]

Ballonlover 3002 Same thing happened to me recently with Star Wars episode 3. All because of Revenge of the Sand and Rise of Darth Sand. This guy is a comedic genius.

[@tjm6987]

"IT WILL STABILIZE, IT DOESN'T EXPLODE!" **explodes**

[@IBeMelissa]

Peter: "So, is that it?" Otto: Ah yes, my design to blow up the city 😂💀

[@justafan9399]

Peter Parker: Wants Pizza Time. *CONSTANTLY BUYS HOT DOGS.*

[@catixnip]

Good point

[@stagedoger]

Trayton Paicu because there is no scene of him eating pizza*

[@davysmith1934]

Dude, you don't need to EAT pizza to have pizza time. It's ALWAYS pizza time, except when it's not, and hot dogs are the optimal fuel to help get you there.

[@TheLon3Phoenix]

Trayton Paicu they were pizza flavored though

[@justafan9399]

Davy Smith Sorry, I never thought about it that way. Such is the ingenious way of Pizza Time.

[@Afiqq-of2ol]

5:03 uncle ben said no so i robbed him too

[@jemmastar5649]

you got my confession

[@theKJgame]

1:54 2004 - "If promises were crackers, my daughter would be fat." 2016 - "If promises were fat, my daughter would be crackers."

[@leah.isabel]

Hugh Jackman Thank you Hugh, very cool!

[@swegmaster7911]

This be 3 years old m8

[@mrnukes797]

@@swegmaster7911 ooo nobody gives a crap

[@swegmaster7911]

@@mrnukes797 Facts don't care about whether you give a crap or not.

[@bravetherainbow]

Thanks Ben Shapiro

[@cyruscole9995]

2:22 I love how Harry has a temper tantrum

[@incantummortis3507]

With the loss of peter's pizza time job, he has no choice but to rob everyone in order to satisfy his hotdog hunger.

[@darkautumnstories5834]

"Did Bernoulli sleep, before he found Pizza Time?" lol.

[@thariqthefirst8178]

ARE YOU STUPID ?

[@evangelisthahn3478]

*City blowing, up old lady kidnapped, children getting hit by a truck* Pizza Parker: 😋🌭

[@Aa-yk4se]

Pizza parker 😂😂😂

[@annetmaureenanunike9731]

A a XD

[@SuperiorArachnid]

"City blowing" I think you misplaced a comma there.

[@justinthomasjr.36]

LOL

[@AlphaAlarmClock]

His own wife being murdered, kids burning in a building

[@Noname-cb9fb]

6:37 M.J: Well say something Peter: Pizza time (Nice ending)

[@stedfrabler8178]

“I made a choice once, to live a life of *pizza time* “

[@obi-wankenobi2917]

I’ve lost count of how many times I’ve watched this

[@BoxRacc1964.]

im on my like 2993th time bro

[@fisherguy7689]

I watched this millions of times

[@thebigdyl5974]

No matter how many times I watch this I laugh the hardest when it gets to Doc Oc

[@akakak12-w1b]

I've watched this more times than he used the hot dog clip

[@Shazam1998]

I can relate

[@DaltonHBrown]

2:33 "a rubber band is not a privilege, its a gift." I died 🤣

[@joshevans3421]

"You use it for the good of mankind"

[@innertuber4049]

"Ladies and Gentleman, I'm gonna blow up the city" Parker: shocked that the last five times he said it weren't just his imagination

[@ColoqueNombreAqui]

Pizza time but Peter only ate lots of hot dogs XD

[@scratlad3508]

ColoqueNombreAqui eat your pizza🍕

[@ColoqueNombreAqui]

Thank you good man.

[@samsonitefanatic4372]

ColoqueNombreAqui Because he can't have Pizza Time. Anybody with rights to pizza time wouldn't eat hotdogs.

[@cassiusemmanualtheyoutubep3171]

Pizza time isn't a privilege it's a gift.

[@regretchoices]

*It's time to focus on what I want* *Pizza time*

[@peperle]

The "you're fired" parts' are always the funniest xD

[@blackgoku7708]

yup

[@kaylaisnothere4397]

Peperle St-Jacques Unemployment is always the one-way ticket to comedy.

[@swimmingtiger0563]

Peperle St-Jacques uh huh, sure

[@99bits46]

4:11 - 4:26

[@MrDemonsushii]

I like how how you left the whole JJJ laugh completely intact at least once. You knew it was already perfect as is

[@cuzIdontGiveAf]

I haven't laughed this hard since my uncle ben's funeral

[@itwontcomeout5678]

I killed my uncle benjamin with a handgun 😂😂😭

[@mampleaseshutup892]

@@itwontcomeout5678 are you kidding?

[@fidelabc123]

Why so low?

[@williehaller5840]

This literally made me lol gr8 one, bro

[@iwantabigpiece]

*Inserts crying Peter meme*

[@jonahdunlap2829]

"The rubber band isn't a privilege, it's a gift." -Doctor Docapus, 2016

[@liaminator4950]

I thought he was called Doctor Doctorpus?

[@dominicvoelkl5236]

It is to be used for the good of mankind.

[@jonahdunlap2829]

Bacon Arcade They say Doctor Docapus in another episode so I got a little confused.

[@liaminator4950]

Pizza Time.

[@joda6620]

+Bacon Arcade HUUUAAAAAGGHH!!!

[@Novistadors]

Peter: "Is anybody in that building?" Civilian: "Yeah we think there's a kid on the second floor" *Peter runs and gets hotdog* Civilian: "Hey! What are you doing?!!" xD

[@MarkanVaran7]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@Nobody-zn3yv]

The "im gonna blow up the city" never gets old 😂

[@nonono2646]

Octavius: yes yes I know what you're doing here but I really don't have time to talk to students. Harry: *I'M IN CHARGE HERE!!!!*

[@cameronmuise14]

"But oscorp pays the bills so.."

[@SmexyRexy]

As i read that it played in the vid

[@Ryyxo]

EVERYTHING EXPLODES *peter* -Eats Pizza Time- Eats Hotdog

[@scoobysnak07]

GOOOOOOO!

[@tripmin3r469]

dog time