[YTP] Peter Parker Wants Pizza Time

Peter Parker is determined to have pizza time. So when Mr Aziz fires him (again) he resorts to some drastic measures. He also develops a nasty habit of eating hotdogs while watching trouble unfold. Meanwhile, Otto Octavius builds a machine to blow up the city and Hoffman is finally fired for his incompetence.
As promised, Peter Parker has returned in a new video. Some have said that this is their favourite, so I am glad that you enjoy this video. I have another Spider-Man video in production so there is plenty more pizza time to come. Comments and feedback are welcome. Thank you for watching and stay tuned for more :)
This has been re-uploaded due to getting blocked, because someone was unhappy that I was making people laugh. I am still working out what the problem is so please be patient if it gets taken down again.
Disclaimer: I own nothing and do not seek to profit from this video. This video is for entertainment purposes only.
I said this last time too.

[@NyanGeneral]

You're fired! Actually, you're unfired, come over here You're fired! *Heavy laughing*

[@davecrupel2817]

Euan MacDonald im in stitches hahaha

[@NyanGeneral]

Daniel Cannata then you need to return to the hospital.

[@davecrupel2817]

Euan MacDonald _eats hotdog_

[@arlenegrace3387]

Euan MacDonald Get out!

[@lorderik237]

**Kidnaps Aunt May** "Don't follow me." **Peter eats hot dog**

[@lorderik237]

Thanks =P

[@Gojira5400]

lorderik237 Good on you, I'm going to start doing that.

[@anton_lezama_art]

lorderik237 lol

[@slapnut825]

lorderik237 no he eats 🅱️🅾️ N L E S S P I Z Z A

[@pccollecter2271]

It's don't leave me

[@redjugg665]

the hot dog joke happens like 50 times but i laugh every time

[@Wusgoodfatlip]

Pretty sure he’s The Godfather of the hot dog joke

[@nika8620]

5:18

[@terryhiplo3016]

I like the shitty blue filter they put over it when it’s supposed to be night time

[@VeniVidiVici..]

Same 😂

[@halfdraco7765]

9 times actually

[@UltimaShadowX]

I can't believe No Way Home brought back Doc Oc so he could blow up the city.

[@scottofastora6327]

W

[@Hitoshuratdn]

For the Nobel prize.

[@francisocean2503]

@@Hitoshuratdn no, he needs a rubber band.

[@riatorex8722]

@@francisocean2503 Yeah but he needs money

[@novabearbear]

@@riatorex8722 $20 bills, to be exact.

[@DaxCorsiar]

You have to go 42 blocks in 1 minute or your ass is fired.

[@DiegoRuiz1991]

That would be like 180mph average!

[@alexdionisos]

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[@thephantom8403]

That's basically every pizza mission in the Spider-Man 2 game.

[@everettrahn6182]

Flash Thompson I remember that game

[@damiangastelum6762]

FӀɑՏհ TհօʍԹՏօղ fucking loved that game

[@Wiseonebk]

No wonder he is always late on rent, 95% of his income goes to hotdogs

[@CruzGD]

Wiseonebk lmao

[@anueutsuho7425]

You can't blame him for spending money on necessities.

[@prudent_rodent]

The other 5% goes to pizza-time

[@victoriachannell8251]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@DCD4Ever]

😭😭😭😭😭

[@monkeyshinserman]

I love how Otto repeatedly says he's going to blow up the city, and Peter just takes a while to catch on

[@CD.410]

"You're fired!" "Chief the planetarium party" "Oh right you're unfired i need you come here" "you're fired!" 😂😂😂😂

[@maxtggaming7470]

GET OUT 😂😂

[@edgemahinsky4893]

😹J Jonah Trollason FTW

[@SSK-1]

I love that part

[@strafniki1080]

xD

[@SSK-1]

@@strafniki1080 I agree

[@Dinjur]

WE THINK THERE'S A KID STUCK ON THE SECOND FLOOR! **RUNS TO GET HOTDOG**

[@jasonmike2993]

I'm dead AF laughing

[@walaba8565]

RealMetalGaming 5:17

[@nesonite8925]

Jason Mike same😂😂😂

[@joseph_arrow]

*THERE'S NO TIME FOR THAT. IT'S PIZZA TIME!*

[@Otamatone69]

RealMetalGaming 5:18

[@latitudemc7166]

You need to go 42 blocks in one minute. stops and gets a hot dog.

[@lol_4726]

DANK EXPERT Dammit Bobby

[@DangerZone200]

12 hours later finally delivers pizza XD

[@itwontcomeout5678]

Exactly what I would do

[@kajixdn]

DANK EXPERT *stops and gets hot dog so he can better enjoy watching kids die

[@alexdionisos]

DANK EXPERT And then Mr. Aziz died because he received no money for these pizzas

[@pacthesir]

1:17 The way he swung by and softly said "free pizza" just ended me! 😂

[@X-man0074u]

That is what he shoulda done in the movie, that woulda made the movie 100x better.

[@pacthesir]

@@X-man0074u agreed with you 100x

[@matthewisguy7336]

@@X-man0074u More like 101x better

[@haidergoraya3098]

Rubberbands is not a privilege it’s a gift. And you use it for the good of mankind. - Otto Octavius

[@clonecommandermike332]

I'm going to frame this and put it on my wall.

[@KongQuest95]

I can't tell if he means that Peter *should* be using rubber bands for the good of mankind or if he's calling Peter lazy *because* Peter uses rubber bands for the good of mankind, which is a waste of the rubber band's potential I love both options

[@alexdionisos]

"You're not Peter Parker. You're lazy. Gotta work hard. A rubber band is not a privilege, not a gift"

[@LoroxMakevids]

If he wants Pizza Time, why is he continuously buying hot dogs?

[@kvdvfibeatz4781]

Obviously it's a big conspiracy

[@swegmaster7911]

Because he's not paying for those

[@MrDoradoFett]

I watched that part with my friends and we began to die laughing because of that part. Especially when he does it again. 😂😂😂😂😂

[@casecasual1215]

Maybe Pizza Time to him means eating time...

[@rebecasantiago1672]

Lorox Makevids dunno

[@scavengersix2161]

I love how JJ pretends to unfire Peter just so he can fire him again. That's something some asshole somewhere has definitely done before to an employee they didn't like.

[@blackgoku7708]

I died at the part after he said your fire get out and JJ started laughing fast as fuck I couldn't stop laughing

[@blackgoku7708]

its at 4:27

[@coldcartcold8633]

Timestamps are essential, that is not accounted by many

[@Harry-tm9pn]

black Goku

[@ZainR]

Mr Krabs

[@ochoalaw]

0:54 Parents say: Eat your vegetables. But Peter says: Eat your pizza. I go for Peter’s way.

[@darkdjinniumbrage7798]

Why not both?

[@cats3332dblueshadowalpha1]

@@darkdjinniumbrage7798 no

[@DavidVassleofYeshua]

@@lucianoosorio4272 The only acceptable vegetable to have on pizza is onions. Spinach doesn't add anything to it, mushrooms aren't a vegetable but are acceptable, and potatoes on pizza are just a stupid thing Japanese people do because they don't understand what a good pizza is. I mean come on, octopus, FISH FLAKES?

[@what8333]

Pizza time

[@Ind0nesiannationalteamgoated]

And the pizza is full of veggies

[@ImCertified]

Math class in a nutshell: 2:54

[@montellove170]

I don't really know 😂😂😂

[@draxvelo2788]

@High IQ they get so mad and try to embarrass U in front of the whole class

[@draxvelo2788]

@High IQ the answer is pizza time

[@benrobutka7140]

HAHA THE HOTDOG SCENES IM DYING!

[@Death-nq4tj]

Ikr they're funny af!

[@benrobutka7140]

ThegreatestJJ 9997 Engrish

[@Fatang]

They're too funny, even the ones you are expecting

[@swimmingtiger0563]

Jamin Robot uh huh, sure

[@anton_lezama_art]

Ben Robutka same

[@kevinmolinar4822]

There are 5 time zones. Eastern time, Central time, mountain time, western time, and pizza time.

[@Howlingburd19]

Hot Dog Time

[@jax824]

Of course

[@thatcraftingkid360]

and cake time

[@jkadoodle]

What about Pacific time?

[@PixarMan2001]

There's Atlantic Time and Newfoundland Time too.

[@angelopellicci179]

2:42 what Otto said was so unexpected and nonchalant that it made me die laughing.

[@signifidelica2819]

also 'Peter what have we been talking about for the past hour and a half?' 'I dont really know' *stares*

[@williehaller5840]

A lot of dead people in this video comment section

[@ryanvanbeek2673]

@@williehaller5840it’s chilling to think about that honestly but it’s true

[@seventeengone1713]

What are you guys talking about 😦😦

[@averageballfan3168]

What makes it funny is that it's 100% true

[@dr.phlosion7485]

"You're unfired. I need you. Come here." ..."You're Fired!" *Laughs intensifies*

[@wicket4969]

“Ladies and gentlemen” “I’m gonna blow up the city”

[@dellingerthefightingfish5213]

Peter eats hot dogs XD

[@OkOk-nj4lk]

peter leaves and calmly eats a hot dog

[@katlyndobransky2419]

Wicket -we got em-

[@SaurianStudios1207]

Some men just wanna watch the world burn While eating hot dogs and saying "Pizza Time."

[@Arkhamman2023]

*NoBeL pRiZe*

[@Tirgo69]

peter parker cares about two things: pizza and hot dogs. a true american hero.

[@scottcook9783]

lol

[@toweringcobra6177]

ain't that the truth!

[@genericusername8215]

Tirgo actually... it's pizza time.

[@basedbattledroid3507]

Tirgo Ironically they're staples of German and Italian cuisine.

[@TheRPGentleman]

Actually pizza is Italian.

[@VillainDeluxe]

This YTP is a masterpiece. A true self-contained story and a prime example of the hero's journey. Starts with Peter Parker having pizza time, being late to his pizza time delivery which needed to only take 1 minute because he got a hot dog, then he gets fired from Joe's Pizza, losing his only resource for pizza time. Suddenly, he is lost in the chaos of the city, getting his head beaten, truly down on his luck. Losing pizza time meant losing everything. Soon after, his bitterness quickly resulted in him meeting with Doctor Octavius regarding a machine to blow up the city, the city which denied him pizza time. Over this period of time, Peter Parker becomes more bitter and shirks more and more of his responsibilities, because if he can shirk pizza time for a quick hot dog, then why not shirk everything for the sake of a hot dog. So while Doctor Octopus is causing chaos across the city, Peter Parker's main priority is still eating hot dogs, out of spite, no matter the cost. Soon enough, we get a deeper view into Peter Parker's psyche, as he confesses his sins to Aunt May. Showing how much he has sacrificed and the horrible things he has done for the sake of Pizza Time. Shortly after this, he begins to truly channel his power by focusing on what he truly wants, Pizza Time, and by extension, out of pure spite toward the city, hot dogs. In the end, he does make an attempt to change his ways by confronting Doctor Octopus, but it is too late for the city as it is destroyed anyway. Peter Parker, some time later, once again reiterates that the only thing he truly cares about in this world, is Pizza Time. The moral of this story? Stick to your guns, if you truly believe in something, it will become your power. In the end though, it may not be enough, so take solace in the fact that you've lived a life according to your values. I've watched this YTP far too many times in the past several years. TL;DR: Pizza time.

[@pablogomesoliveira2677]

Did you really wrote a story about why a ytp is good ?

[@VillainDeluxe]

@@pablogomesoliveira2677 Yes.

[@thexskating]

This, my friend, is an amazing analysis.

[@VillainDeluxe]

@@thexskating I am glad you enjoyed it, thank you muchly! Pizza time can be a perpetual rubber band of potential and purpose, but when it is suddenly lost, it seems as though the energy of life snaps into absolute chaos. You need resilience to persevere in the face of this level of adversity. We can all learn something from Peter Parker.

[@thexskating]

@@VillainDeluxe Dude, I'm not even joking you should very much write stories. You are incredibly talented! Stay Pizza Time!

[@TonySalamonski]

I have 0 idea why I am watching this but the whole video reaches out to my uncensored/immature humor 00:39 1st day on the job 4:14 2nd day

[@yuriusutr7284]

4:14 is gold

[@SamMcGaw]

Every time he gets the hotdog 😂😂

[@pimper-pup]

lol

[@liaminator4950]

Pizza time.

[@leonardoestrada6955]

ikr lol.Im always laughing dude😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@madhusoodanan1965]

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[@idiot030]

-Anybody in that building? -We think there is a kid stuck on the second floor. HEY WHAT ARE YOU DOIN... (*buys a hotdog*) -Somebody call a firefighter now! (*Building explodes as a family cries hopelessly*) (*Peter Parker takes a huge ass bite out of his hotdog*)

[@Las3Ms_]

It wasn't pizza time...

[@julianboria971]

+The 3ms ITS MUFFIN TIME

[@Soulxce]

I'm reading this as I m watching it and it is the funniest thing ever

[@BluemooncreeperdoesMC]

Random R.H yep. He's a real hero.

[@LiaManila]

+Julian Boria actually it's PIZZA TIME

[@jaysoddfutr1136]

I’m literally crying and cannot breathe laughing. When Peter was saying he robbed uncle Ben for the car I almost blacked out.

[@henry.1307.]

"You're fired!" "Chief, the planetarium party." "Oh, right. You're unfired, I need you, come here. *You're fired!* Hahahahahahahaha ahahahahaha. *Get out* ."😂😂

[@salasyk8708]

Funniest part, aha

[@Karmai9]

Wait Thats illegal

[@thatperformer3879]

I never thought someone could actually make the meme even more funny than it already was! 😂

[@dr.bright6272]

Read this as it happened.

[@seanrichardson2780]

I would kill to watch this in a movie theater with Tobey Maguire

[@HartyBiker]

sean richardson but would you give up pizza time to do so?

[@bloodstoneore4630]

sean richardson pizza time

[@ProbInsane]

Its night time *shows clip of peter eating hotdog with low brightness*

[@dduude87]

ProbablyInsane that part killed me

[@GhostieDoodles]

10/10 editing

[@MrStickWar]

Ohhhhhh

[@NinjaDash360]

ProbablyInsane best editing for real though

[@fimmt684]

lmao. god this video and comment made my day.

[@cyruscole9995]

2:22 I love how Harry has a temper tantrum

[@IBeMelissa]

Peter: "So, is that it?" Otto: Ah yes, my design to blow up the city 😂💀

[@badnipple]

Hotdog guy is just like: "H'es putting my kids through college!"

[@devmevdev5396]

Pizza time

[@swansyboy8512]

@Mr. Potato No it's correct, you shouldn't do that to people

[@MultiFirelover]

@@swansyboy8512 do what, what happened

[@swansyboy8512]

@@MultiFirelover Some asshole tried to "correct" the "H'es" in the comment, which was honestly, just rude, smh

[@swansyboy8512]

@@---Shiny428--- STOP IT!

[@nonpareilvampirez]

"My design to blow up the city" I DIED

[@_questionmark_]

Ladies and gentlemen, I'm gonna blow up the city.

[@anongamer8251]

Miss ♡Delena♡ Salvatore With a rubber band

[@2DimensionaI]

"Omg!" -city blowls up- peter parker eats an hotdog- r.i.p spiderman

[@swimmingtiger0563]

Miss ♡Delena♡ Salvatore uh huh, sure

[@aconsciousautomaton3720]

ladys and gentlemen im gonna blow up the city peter parker eats a hotdog

[@The_Slayterino]

"If promises were fat, my daughter would be crackers..... AGHAHGAHAGAHAGAGA" Quality content. 👍

[@Mmmmm-rv3dp]

6:25 I swear this part was made so good, It looked like an actual part in the movie lol

[@199512Lars]

Did Beethoven sleep before he blew up the city ?

[@Rain0327]

RandomAL Did Bernoulli sleep before he found pizza time?

[@wastefellow2569]

RainbowFalcon, Mildly Amusing Channel, a-ah-ah! Lol.

[@ImWhyMortalsCry]

RainbowFalcon Are u stupid Heeeeeh Lol

[@NinjaDash360]

RandomAL Top 10 questions that science can't even answer!

[@kaijucifer3544]

Did we stop when the Germans bombed pearl harbor?

[@ZephyrSkyline]

"What have we been talking about for the past hour and a half?" "I don't really know."

[@ubermaster134]

We all know that feeling

[@wolfwarlordjake8992]

Me in class

[@Zer0mega64]

Relateable. This is me in high school.

[@TheManeymon]

Hurricane Velocity too real stop please

[@Beltzer0072]

Paul Singam Did Bernoulli sleep before he found pizza time?

[@bravetherainbow]

I love how this changed the hot dog from "something Peter was already eating and didn't want to give up" to "something Peter desperately seeks out whenever there's any kind of disturbance"

[@paulwatters8898]

Hahaha

[@bennyboy2234]

“Parker, you’re lazy.” That kills me. Perfect awkward moment before they talk about the machine.

[@vigi1antvort3x41]

Peter Parker's diet: Breakfast: Hotdogs Snack: Hotdogs Lunch: Hotdogs Snack: Hotdogs Dinner: Hotdogs Desert: Pizza Name of diet: Pizza Time

[@themadtitan7603]

After months of research, scientists have found that the Pizza Time diet is the most effective modern diet for weight loss.

[@smipy]

@@themadtitan7603 why don't u try it, thanos

[@themadtitan7603]

@@smipy I don't need to, don't you see how already ripped I am, mortal ?

[@smipy]

@@themadtitan7603 What were u cooking at the start of endgame? Was that also a part of this diet?

[@themadtitan7603]

@@smipy Oh that ? That was my daily chicken broth that I chug daily before going on a workout.

[@yayademetre]

A rubber band is not a privilege, it's a gift, and you use it for the good of mankind.

[@pinhe4d321]

Is that it? Yes, this is my design to blow up the city

[@Noname-cb9fb]

6:37 M.J: Well say something Peter: Pizza time (Nice ending)

[@TheJovialBrit]

6:13 I love how he leaps down and then instantly back up again with a "I feel woozy..." expression on his face as if it's too much for him to handle lol.

[@tyler-nicholeharris5381]

"I went some place else. some place where I thought were I could win pizza. I wanted it and the guy wouldn't pay me so I robbed him, and I wanted a car so I tried to take Uncle Ben's. Uncle Ben said no so I robbed him too" Hahahahaha XD

[@AlexGarcia-st8qc]

LMAO XD

[@grav8241]

Dab

[@jimmymcperson]

Tyler Harris I

[@ceedott]

*zooms in on Aunt May's face*

[@Nobody-zn3yv]

The "im gonna blow up the city" never gets old 😂

[@brunamary7999]

6:29 Peter: Shut it down, Ock! You’re gonna hurt a lot more ppl this time! Oc: IT WILL STABILIZE!! IT’S UNDER CONTROLLL *explodes*

[@ryanm.8720]

At least Ock succeeded in blowing up the city, even at the unintended cost of his life.

[@dr.bright6272]

You're fired! You're unfired, I need you come here. You're fired! J. Jonah Jameson master of trolling

[@StudiosAdVanced]

‘laughs incessantly’ get out.

[@ellabronkema9375]

* more laughing *

[@noreeaki]

JJJ is the Marvel version of Obi Wan Kenobi

[@vansh1204]

Fired Unfired Fired Unfired Fired Unfired Fired Unfired Fired Unfired

[@king_Explosion_Murder597]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Zoditron]

"A Rubber band is not a Privilege it is a gift and you use it for the good of Mankind"

[@spectator7269]

Emperor Zoditron Like launching it at Justin Bieber.

[@CoronaVirus-ko2ix]

1:15 he should've done this in the moovie 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ryanm.8720]

He was going to get fired anyways for being late, so he might as well have done that.

[@Kromiball]

Free pizza

[@misterrkalebhimself]

This YTP has permanently altered the way I watch this movie now.

[@Jettfighter]

Peter Parker pizza time to cute Ontarian girl a pizza!! kzbin.info/www/bejne/n4THl6ucqdKNh9E

[@lorderik237]

"Yes, my design to blow up the city." I can't believe how natural you were able to make that sound

[@IsabellaaaRider]

ikr

[@Klausinator451]

2:40

[@JackatPurchase]

That seems like something JJJ would do. Fire someone, rehire them, then fire them again and laugh.

[@devmevdev5396]

Pizza time

[@bunnyn00dles]

Pizza time

[@asteriskJohn]

Pizza time

[@kylestelter7550]

Yep

[@Pwnhenge1997]

Yep

[@innertuber4049]

"Ladies and Gentleman, I'm gonna blow up the city" Parker: shocked that the last five times he said it weren't just his imagination

[@tollywallace8468]

1:10 "I`m not paying for those." "Why?" *J.J.J Wheeze laugh sound*

[@power0029]

“You’re fired” “Chief, the planetarium party” “Right you’re unfired I need you. Come here.” “You’re fired” *Lmao*

[@MrOnomatopoiea]

Poor Pizza Parker's always getting fired and unfired by Jameson!

[@bigyoshi5480]

*_wheeze_*

[@hugocanuto6981]

get out HA HA HA

[@ajbryant8072]

That part gets me every time

[@aibpresto]

Damn! You beat me to it!

[@justafan9399]

Peter Parker: Wants Pizza Time. *CONSTANTLY BUYS HOT DOGS.*

[@catixnip]

Good point

[@stagedoger]

Trayton Paicu because there is no scene of him eating pizza*

[@davysmith1934]

Dude, you don't need to EAT pizza to have pizza time. It's ALWAYS pizza time, except when it's not, and hot dogs are the optimal fuel to help get you there.

[@JotaroKujo-gw6ng]

Trayton Paicu they were pizza flavored though

[@justafan9399]

Davy Smith Sorry, I never thought about it that way. Such is the ingenious way of Pizza Time.

[@Dekoyy]

One of my favorite YTP's. Came back to watch it once more before No Way Home.

[@MrDemonsushiGuy]

I like how how you left the whole JJJ laugh completely intact at least once. You knew it was already perfect as is

[@bubblebutt3508]

"So, is that it?" "Yep, my design to blow up the city" LOL

[@Klausinator451]

2:39. It really is perfect

[@chimchady3149]

nobel prize

[@howahyeung9847]

Lmfao😂

[@arctix6113]

Well, he’s not lying.

[@mrethan5334]

666 likes boi

[@alexdionisos]

"You need to go 42 blocks in one minute"

[@wrench6016]

AD Machine "GOOOO"

[@AngelSantos-vi6qd]

“You’re fired!” “Oh you’re un-fired” “You’re fired!”

[@mbSCOTUBE]

"Mad Squirrels go berserk and we don't have pictures! You're Fired!" "Chief, the Planetarium Party." "Oh right, you're unfired I need you come here" "You're Fired!" Ladies and Gentlemen, Comedy.

[@Robstar]

"I wanted a car, so I tried to take uncle Ben's. Uncle Ben... said no, so I robbed him too..." HAHA! I'M DYING :D:D

[@izukumidoriyaquirkoneforal5993]

Robstar my confession just when i though i could say more

[@tarunjohal9215]

And the funny thing? Uncle Ben is dead! Haha... Oh.

[@alexdionisos]

*Eats hotdog*

[@Gamerboy-yb3db]

Robstar IM IN CHARGE HERE IT'S MY MONEY

[@Hugo-df8iz]

Robstar same lol!

[@AsgardPS5]

So I robbed him and I wanted a car so I tried to take uncle Ben's. Uncle Ben said no, so I robbed him too.

[@thedarkkensei2298]

Baldur Damnit Baldur. I’m sending Kratos after you.

[@albertoperusquia6044]

Struck a nerve, did I?!

[@dhnation4975]

*These are my c o n f e s s i o n s*

[@bobmonopolycomedy3478]

I died at that part XD

[@johna3357]

I went some place else. Some place where I thought I could win some pizza.

[@benmonrad35]

Bro the hotdog thing happens like every 5 seconds but I still laugh.

[@paradoxscientist4733]

"I see they took spider-man 's advice on playing in streets" -AlpacaHawk

[@PatrasPhantom]

2:43 "So, is that it?" "Yes, my design to blow up the city" Fucking grand.

[@liaminator4950]

Pizza Time.

[@sebili0n99]

+FighterPilotWannabe did Beethoven sleep before he blew up the city?

[@liaminator4950]

Did Bernouille sleep before he found Pizza Time?

[@liaminator4950]

Pizza Time.

[@joda6620]

+Pirate Bot Pizza time

[@BrandNewByxor]

Those hotdog jokes while something chaotic is going on will never stop being hilarious.

[@joshevans3421]

The music helps too. It hilariously changes the mood. Oh and BTW its 4 years in the future. How's it going?

[@dariepearjuicy1356]

@@joshevans3421 I’ve definitely watched this video more than several times the past few years hehe

[@imbananoir5571]

Fr

[@corneliuschew]

No way home trailer brought me back here for some reason

[@EjaculatingNarwhal]

4:50 is absolutely LEGENDARY

[@shady8045]

"you're unfired come here" *one second later* "you're fired *laughs* "

[@FilmsNerf2]

"Get out"

[@devmevdev5396]

"Pizza time"

[@acemerceramv8561]

cool goggles kid 4:14

[@leighvanderhorst4835]

"Strong focus on what I want." Imagination: *Pizza Time and Hotdogs*

[@alexdionisos]

5 years and this is still a golden YTP

[@hughcarlin9314]

kids get run over by truck *eats hotdog*

[@sasn_music]

I DIEEEEEEDDDD 😂😂😂😂

[@slimeslayer2427]

Simon Santodomingo Just like the kid

[@vincelopez756]

A rubber band is not a privilege, it's a gift. - Otto Octavius

[@barbaro267]

**Doctor Doctorpus

[@sarsona_3611]

*WHAT ARE YOU STUPID ?*

[@hypnotised-clover]

Vince Lopez you use it for the good of mankind

[@anakinskywalker4385]

And you use it for the good of mankind

[@SMG003]

+H. Ar. This YTP was made by Marklar

[@TimmyTheAverageJimmy]

1:36 That failed attempt to rip off that sticker made me laugh way too hard

[@theintrovertedaspie9095]

You have to say "Your fired" twice in order to actually rip it off. LOL Edit: Mr Aziz must've forgotten that.

[@husband-of-chinggis]

The rubber band jokes are so underrated, they _live_ in my head. Every time I have a moment of quiet, I hear "like a perpetual r u b b e r b a n d " echo in my head 😭

[@Remixthegame101]

"So, is that it?" "Yes, my design to blow up the city" has me dead 😂

[@codythedoggo7671]

Remixthegame101 lol

[@Circuitssmith]

Like a perpetual rubber band.

[@beautifulrust1]

"Did Beethoven sleep before he blew up the city?"

[@Ineedanaccountnow0]

"Ladies and gentlemen, I'm gonna blow up the city" Not even hiding it at this point

[@codyruffenach9156]

Qwoto *clapping*

[@freemakerthings4518]

You have to go 42 blocks in one minute or you’re fired. 0:33 🤣🤣

[@dolomenaxe7378]

gœœœ

[@benjaminbuchanan7151]

You’re late man, always llelll! Come on! 42 minutes ago in comes order: Hamilton, Burton and Smith. 88 and one half extra extra extra large pizzas. In 8 minutes I am defaulting on Joe’s 1 minute guarantee, then, not only am I receiving no money for these pizzas, but I will DIE!

[@lucassinclair8885]

Lel

[@mbk907]

“Parker you’re lazy!” “I’m trying to do better.” This video is absolute gold

[@Howlingburd19]

“So is that it?” “I design to blow up the city” Lmao

[@RadicalPizza14]

@@Howlingburd19he doesn't even try to hide it xD

[@hamidhimself]

They said it again in No Way Home.

[@HateIsPowerWithAPricetag]

They missed a perfect opportunity for him to say “you’re lazy”. After Otto says “what have we been talking about the last hour and a half?” Peter:”I don’t really know”.

[@mrholeio3060]

"Did Edison sleep before he wrote the fifth? Did Beathoven sleep before he blew up the city?"

[@ColoqueNombreAqui]

Pizza time but Peter only ate lots of hot dogs XD

[@scratlad3508]

ColoqueNombreAqui eat your pizza🍕

[@ColoqueNombreAqui]

Thank you good man.

[@samsonitefanatic4372]

ColoqueNombreAqui Because he can't have Pizza Time. Anybody with rights to pizza time wouldn't eat hotdogs.

[@cassiusemmanualtheyoutubep3171]

Pizza time isn't a privilege it's a gift.

[@tgguitarguy]

Never gets old when with 0 context, octavious just goes "Parker, You're Lazy!"

[@bruhmomentum404]

5:27 just cause

[@5carecrow94]

This one always makes me laugh, absolute masterwork. Grateful for the reupload

[@IsacPWNERXWilliams]

+5carecrow94 Pizza Time

[@5carecrow94]

Isac Williams (eats a hotdog)

[@joda6620]

+Isac Williams (PWNERX) Ya late

[@IsacPWNERXWilliams]

+ThuG KittY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[@joda6620]

Isac Williams Sad music

[@Joestar96]

5:19 "We think there's a kid stuck on the second floor! HEY, WHERE DO YOU THINK--" * *PETER BUYS MORE HOTDOGS* *

[@endingalaporte]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH I'm DYING

[@datboi9539]

*SoMbOdY cAlL tHe FiRe DePaRtMeNt NaAaAoOoOwW!!!*

[@joshholmes4731]

😂😂🤣🤣

[@johnnyace2287]

Peter is a fucking sociopath!!

[@dipanjanghosal1662]

I forgot the part where it's my problem

[@icedaze21]

This YTP was the first one I’ve ever seen, and it’s still my favorite

[@pamona9379]

This one is one of my favorites...but Revenge of the Sand holds a special place in my heart

[@icedaze21]

@@pamona9379 true

[@joshfelix9272]

"You're late man, always LEL"

[@ShortKidRoss]

I was legit in a bad mood but this made it all better

[@FernandoLopez-gx2jm]

Atomic Bombs that's fucking great :]

[@Spingerex]

Atomic Bombs,that's the power of ytps

[@tarunjohal9215]

Atomic Bombs glad to hear that... You want to have pizza?

[@eoghanchisolm346]

Omg same

[@marcmartians]

god the music in the hotdog scene just kills me every time

[@dnmstarsi]

Same especially in moments like 6:01.

[@nerdwithnovels1964]

Same

[@raoulsmusicden5895]

Kevin Parker used a pizza to tame his impala.

[@VeniVidiVici..]

Same 😂

[@VeniVidiVici..]

dnmstarsi and 5:35 😂

[@joshuagelin6944]

1:28 Mr. Krabs in a nutshell.

[@Salemchevy]

I am going to rewatch all of these ytps since we know Toby is coming back in Spider-Man no way home

[@pr1ckastley]

Is that confirmed though?

[@Salemchevy]

@@pr1ckastley just look at the casting list for the new movie

[@titusgbongon8838]

@@pr1ckastley yep my friend said tobey and andrew are going to be in no way home

[@MarkD32]

Poor guy never got pizza time.

[@sarsona_3611]

Because he's late man, *ALWAYS LATE !*

[@dannyvonwulffen4402]

You mean ALWAYS LEL!

[@jak3564]

"Any more bright ideas?" "Yeah, eat your pizza." Comedy gold

[@arlenegrace3387]

the kfc guy,,

[@s.l.thecoffeeaddict1657]

2:20 took me OUT

[@theintrovertedaspie9095]

1:40 when you quickly rip an off an old band-aid. lmfao

[@Jettfighter]

Peter Parker gives pizza to cute Ontarian girl! 🍕 kzbin.info/www/bejne/n4THl6ucqdKNh9E

[@theintrovertedaspie9095]

lol

[@a1exxx387]

6:24 "Im gonna blow up the city." *Puts Goggles on* *Presses Buttons* *explodes*

[@aleksandersanya1817]

A lex, It tells us that he is the city

[@adamsadi3173]

Welp he blew up the City of his organs

[@bogusbilly3996]

A lex that’s from his transformers ytp

[@albertcamus929]

At least he had goggles on 🤷‍♂️🤣

[@pyro4118]

Yeah that’s what happened

[@JackTheLion]

lmao doc oc is saying throughout the whole movie how he's gonna blowup the city and no one gives a shit

[@spinyslasher6586]

JackTheLion he's gonna need a rubberband.

[@JackTheLion]

Spiny Slasher he's gonna need pizza time

[@TheBigCheeseSauce]

[@theflickchick9850]

"Ladies and gentlemen... I'm gonna blow up the city," I mean, yeah, basically.