[YTP] - Marty Schwartz' greatest hits!

[@hishamhilal8332]

The part where he just kept saying "custom shop" is accurate. If guitarists have a custom shop guitar they will keep on telling you

[@groggyacorn7067]

Yeah, anyway I have custom shop guitar, did you know?

[@timtomlele8791]

No.

[@loganbrown3565]

Yeah my strats a custom shop but it's a pro

[@bethanyjacksoncanfield]

That was the first part that had me cracking up xD

[@brettcooper3893]

Same with Tesla owners.

[@OrangeHarrisonRB3]

I'm glad to see he got back together with Marty Schwartz. They made a great duo.

[@moatasemkassab4517]

Schwarty Martz*

[@LETVReturns]

ruined your 666 likes

[@verbluten84527]

I heard that they are working together on a new project. Can't wait to hear it...

[@Jared_Wignall]

It’s always a good time to watch Marty Schwartz with Marty Schwartz.

[@hailey3737]

Agreed-

[@nig_card]

@@hailey3737 was da dash at the end really necessary

[@Adam_Walsh]

Lol

[@homunculusSZN]

Its cool to hear him talk about a f****** riff

[@ALWTunes]

When I was growing up, we didn't have great guitar teaching resources like this available. I had to learn Heck the Dalls the hard way.

[@elc1960]

My favorite was when Marty taught us all how to play Mary Had a Little Ham...

[@book3100]

It is helpful to already have a f***kin guitar

[@josephbirch3635]

Also, some people have ears

[@stravvman]

Passive-aggressive

[@thevectorquantity]

Who knew learning guitar could be this FuF?

[@joer3481]

Sus

[@Jeremy.Bearemy]

@@joer3481 WhoaohW

[@cupidstunt22]

He's playing all the right notes, just not necessarily in the right order

[@Soufriere84]

It's Marty Schwartz AND Marty Schwartz. Whatever notes they play are _automatically_ in the right order, because.

[@brodybazzini6729]

jAzZ

[@DanHarrisonKing]

Eric Morcambe reference

[@Wotvr]

Easily one of my favorite YTP sources of this past year.

[@MGSVxBreakpoint]

SoS

[@Bizzybugproductions]

Fuck we’re old

[@gabrielhoglund1852]

3:21 Marty: “It’s gonna be really helpful if you don’t play the bass” My self esteem: that’s… what I’ve been trying to tell you

[@austinalexander238]

That shit killed me

[@takenshota546]

0005030!

[@alrangelal]

2:11 this made me laugh uncontrollably

[@LMC-xz6qh]

HEH! *reverse mode activated*

[@TheDrunkRobot]

Reverse and vibrato jokes will never not be funny. Fuf soos hoh-sis

[@lurdkatmin3298]

HeaH

[@p_ineappl_e]

SooƧ

[@lurdkatmin3298]

@@p_ineappl_e LeL

[@ayoitscat]

4:38 was such a smooth edit

[@aldorechiasson]

The distorted and spinning tuning kills me every time!

[@CJ-hq6zz]

4:53 That "huuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUUUHMHHHH" absolutely killed me. Thanks.

[@kkdrumm3r]

0:26 ...the mosquito in my room at night while im sleeping.

[@maho_nishizumi_tigertank]

You: Ahhahh yeay

[@Jesus4life_39]

😭😭😭😭✋

[@SGuitars1903]

What a well spoken mosquito

[@lurdkatmin3298]

2:53 lmao that noise

[@nicholasbarrett2204]

I actually pissed myself

[@austinfuller8323]

That was definitely Trumps voice 😂

[@christopherpape4823]

I feel like this is probably how I sound when giving presentations...

[@TheRealBlackenedHistory]

As a guitar player, I love these so much. Says the notes will get higher and they actually go lower, and vice versa. I always die at that part.

[@mattasticmattattack8546]

That's an inside joke for us guitarists, i feel like YTpewp is one too 😁👍

[@jmat910]

@@mattasticmattattack8546 I think anyone can figure that out, never played guitar and I could see it was inverted 😉

[@kenz2756]

How would that be an inside joke? I'd wager anyone that understands physics of vibration or have an idea of playing an instrument would know how that works. And he did say higher and lower, unless you're deaf, you'd know how that sounds.

[@TheRealBlackenedHistory]

Guys, guys. Let Matt feel like he's a part of something, damn. Yeah; everyone can understand that; you're right. But let's just have fun, huh?

[@mattasticmattattack8546]

I love making comments just to see a week later people arguing over the arbitrary things i said 😁👍

[@nickb8507]

“So we got a D chord” *plays B Minor*

[@NICKMBRAND]

i mean technically b minor is d major 🦵🏼

[@FPSBuzz]

@@NICKMBRAND no its literally not

[@Jesus4life_39]

🤣🤣

[@audiodood]

@@NICKMBRAND scalewise sure chordwise no

[@HINDERIZED]

​@@FPSBuzz yes it is 🌈

[@marshi3279]

"So it's a HoH on the A string and that would be... what the fuck" successfully kills me everytime

[@raddude4826]

3:50 is so golden

[@mastercabbage]

It certainly does help to have ears like most people.

[@leafslut]

It also helps if you don't already play the bass.

[@edwelndiobel1567]

This is how you unlearn guitar.

[@richardhammer187]

"now we have B for Bitch" - dude's got 500 Days of Summer type issues...

[@davidcoffman321]

These are the most criminally underrated videos

[@benedekgabor.]

Pretty please, don’t stop making these. I laughed my ass off.

[@joer3481]

Mee 2 !

[@Aukejorrit]

Sometimes, the smallest joke gets me. I just snorted out my drink because of "Heck The Dalls"

[@echoesmourn3108]

2:01 and let's get *B A E A B N E M*

[@deathdrivesapontiac]

Green Sabbath is my favourite band! Thank you so much for these traditional golden age style KZbin poops.

[@JoshOnGuitar]

2:11 Marty jumpscare

[@MGSVxBreakpoint]

Marty Schwartz and Marty Schwartz walk into a bar.. Rrarr

[@teuast]

my favorite bands: * black day * nervanuh * green sabbath * metallica 182 * rock fuf

[@HeortirtheWoodwarden]

2:12 TED-Ed intro be like

[@grabasandwich]

4:39 that would hurt

[@davidcoffman321]

The part at 2:05 had me in tears and I keep thinking about it laughing at inappropriate moments throughout the day

[@totallynotdiego-182]

YES ME TOO😂

[@House.Of.Pain.]

3:27 The whole 00005030 is like the funniest part of this whole video to me lmao.

[@juliantrujillo1662]

“have fuf..beowww” kilted me fams

[@IsaacRossMusic1]

love these YTP's as a guitarist, I love these

[@Vubbss]

"having a fu** guitar already is really helpful. And also... Some people have ears." I started gut laughing lmao

[@joshuarobinson2233]

Ya gotta love how Marty Schwartz always comes along with Marty Schwartz

[@Jesus4life_39]

:)

[@benjaminclasper9355]

Marty Schwartz here with Marty Schwartz.

[@lekatamur4451]

1:08 me when i try to explain something in our german class

[@pipallegro]

Well, you know, whatever, netflix for the rest of my life

[@strawb3rry_saturnzbarz]

Turns out they’re called FrerFs, and I’ve been calling them frets this whole time.

[@austinalexander238]

I’m literally crying

[@mackyrafa5278]

I watch this video 2-3 times a day. It’s medication at this point for my depression.

[@guygaric940]

“Eddie is a fu*** *itch” had me dead🤣

[@colin5227]

I'm so glad mr schwaws is teaching us all about frerfs

[@Greynth]

“Netflix for the rest of my life” Wheezing😂😂

[@peye8801]

4:15 i can't stop laughing at the moment doctor DEEA appears Marty swertcz series

[@frankiev116]

2:17 dude I die every time I hear this 💀💀💀

[@blind_mel0n]

2:27 I forgot to go up a HoH StetS. guess i better do it all over again.

[@SmokinSkyzoStyle]

0:52 dat part trigger me more than I even could expect 😂

[@finnstockley2544]

“Let your fingers do the walking” - Jack Black from Guns n Roses

[@Vox_Rhododendron]

“You got a clean sound” *plays distorted chord in reverse*

[@carlosr1176]

Dude needs a to use a dang teleprompter. He’s all over the place.

[@Yellowpick10]

“Marty Schwartz here with Marty Schwartz” will never get old.

[@FaydsterTV]

I think the funniest thing about these videos, is that Marty Schwartz also is a fan of these videos 😂

[@hansonel]

I love Green Sabuth. They're my favorite rock FuF "Every month I release a series where I sit down with a beginner guitar player" *clip of Ed King from Lynard Skynyrd 😂

[@dyr234]

metallica 182 🤣

[@bossroth8201]

Ya and talk shit lol

[@Darknight-zk6ky]

Marty Schwartz here with Marty shwartz . Iconic line 🤣

[@NeoHiPPy1980]

@3:30 The editing makes him sound like he's going all Tom Morello! 🤘

[@dyr234]

a recording of chris going YEAAAH! would have been a hilarious add on to that part 🤣

[@andymtb5714]

These are THE greatest hits

[@woolfy02]

That reverse bass makes it 100 times more confusing to learn

[@johnnywall2228]

3:30 be running around the family with a pocket full of shells

[@briancollins2693]

This will forever be one of my favorite YTP's

[@mikep9312]

"its also just a f*cking riff"

[@BioHazard634]

Dude your attention to detail, you don't miss. As a musician, this YTP changes the game. Incredible stuff.

[@calowenby1654]

I laughed, I learned that some people have ears, and I saw Marty talk sh*t. What more could I have asked for on this day?

[@schwermetall666]

When he slid the string "upward" and the notes were going down, I felt like I had a major aneurisma

[@lucas.9758]

marty schwartz here with marty schhhwhwartz, when u tune u get discouraged

[@alexaramen18]

I'm glad I now know Frefs is the word for the spaces between the frets. Thank you Marty Schwartz!

[@swettyspaghtti]

oh nice i need a hit of Marty Shwartz and Marty Shwartz !

[@jessedelaney77]

1:25 just about put me in hospital 😂

[@allienato]

I wish I had ears so I could hear that DDD chord. But damn, only some people do have ‘em..

[@JakeWolven]

Love Marty. He taught me how to play guitar like 10 years ago

[@miriamaranda8]

there are tears streaming from my eyes

[@justin_your_cousin9273]

Netflix for the rest of my life

[@juliespore]

Thank you so much for making a longer one of these

[@eeggywalkerr6625]

That's a lot of FreRFS

[@RETRIBUTION_TIME]

"bass-ics" 😏

[@specter-]

They never get old, and they should never stop. Thank you. Very much…

[@crazydeerinc]

It's amazing how you can make one of the most competent KZbinrs teaching people music, look like an idiot. Amazing work! I love it! So funny, perfect guitar humor!

[@mellrhoades7818]

We need to add FrerFs to the english dictionary. Easily is my new favorite word.

[@chriscaruso8876]

I might be a little high but that was the funniest 6 minutes of my goddamn life. Thank you Pewp!

[@dyr234]

0:24 🤣 tune us away marty lol

[@calowenby1654]

It’s been five months, and this video still cracks me up. I guess I’ll leave another comment in seven months, but I doubt any amount of time could damage this amount of comedic power.

[@TheYoshi3579]

5:02 always puts me in tears 😂

[@briancollins2693]

I've watched this video so many times now. A true classic.

[@kalvinbaxter6125]

I love the Epiphone......eh......thing.

[@shatchett0]

I never get tired of this one

[@davidb50113]

This is possibly the best edit I have ever seen and will ever see

[@kerpuusi1]

Frerfs crack me up every time.

[@radorigami]

Here before Marty Schwartz with Marty Shorts

[@cutesmolandadorableflowerpot]

*marty schwartz*

[@Danloreee]

Can never beat a good SuS

[@platinumencasedpenile4812]

4:50 is what my practice sessions sound like

[@hamburgaplz6332]

Lmaooo 5 min straight laughing at this work of art

[@juleitf]

3:57 an EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[@raulpagotto3280]

4:13 THIS KIND OF THING KILLS ME 💀💀💀

[@fouresterofthetrees287]

I can't believe how few views this has gotten. I have watched them all, and my favorite is the one with the acoustic were he says it you have an f-ing guitar already, that is really helpful.

[@lincolnfish4021]

Hilarious. Marty Schwartz should make his videos like that