Yuzu Learns About the PERFECT SIZE w/ Prof. Lando

[@theoriginalshew]

This guy sounds like he'd be a good alchemist.

[@DinnerForkTongue]

He does seem capable of producing a maroon-colored gas that helps us deal with our daily reality.

[@GoldRichness]

He IS one haha

[@iexplainjokesforaliving.5415]

​@@GoldRichnesswell, was

[@faq_is_love]

@@GoldRichness *was

[@watchleonne]

huffing up the good copium again?

[@1337foxs]

"Lets talk about gooning" Oh is this Bao's segment?

[@Freekymoho]

celebrity guest speaker

[@chuuba_lover]

Oh God

[@d.n5287]

​@@Freekymohoguest lecturer bao would be removed after she gets too enthused

[@autohmae]

Sample size of 1, LOL 🙂

[@PhoenixClank]

I was disappointed she showed no reaction to that.

[@ZeroUm_]

He did himself dirty if 3 is the average with a sample size of 1.

[@autohmae]

@@ZeroUm_ I'm certain he would claim it's for comedic effect.

[@ZeallustImmortal]

I mean... he is asian. ​@@autohmae

[@HailHydra27]

When it comes to armor penetration the angle of attack is arguably more important than the size of the shell fired at it

[@Name-nq7tj]

What do these woman have chasity belts on or something?

[@HailHydra27]

@@Name-nq7tj no its about how any calibre can be effective if you take up the right position

[@kinganthony6912]

@@HailHydra27ok let’s see you take out a bear with a 22 then should be interesting

[@volodyan7780]

@@kinganthony6912 shoot it at 50 degree angle in the left eye xD

[@ghanaria7996]

@@kinganthony6912aim for the eyes. That is with any animal attack. A lion or gorilla attacking you? Aim for the eyes, they are soft and squishy and fkin hurt when they burst open!

[@araguardian6954]

Lando is the king of awkward topics done well

[@DinnerForkTongue]

He earns his moniker of Professor by talking so academically about it. You could laugh, or not laugh because you're legit interested in what he's saying, and either is a valid reaction.

[@napatt.7943]

His content is so fresh an done extremely well. The only streamer that I wanna watch live

[@PlushLordOfTheSeas]

"sample size of 1" lmao

[@Supp3r_n0va]

ITS NOT THE SIZE OF THE WAVE ITS THE MOTION OF THE OCEAN GOD DAMNIT 😭

[@DemonicafroJB]

It’s definitely a nice bonus though 😏

[@spk1121]

🌊

[@Supp3r_n0va]

@@DemonicafroJB STOP IT 😭

[@jspoony]

Using the mass of the ass and the angle of the dangle, calculate the measure of the pleasure

[@xblade11230]

Dude girls like big ones just like guys like girls with big boobs a big one is more masculine Stop with the cope

[@gamerboy7962]

Meanwhile Bao: "...Bigger is always better, bro."

[@minhaexistencianaotemsenti7132]

1,50m mentality

[@TheHipsterGamer]

Bao is also incredibly obnoxious and I’m not sure she’s in touch with reality

[@friendlyhobo6483]

The reason guys get a confidence boost after their first time isn't because they had sex. It is because it is the first time they get genuine positive confirmation that their size is actually good. Knowing you are good enough is an insane confidence booster.

[@chriss.249]

Maaaaan this is fax lol I'm thankful I'm the size I am but always thought I'd be small. But when the 1st girl I was with gave me complements, when she was... doing her thang, I felt on cloud 9. I cant physically blush but I wouldve

[@Alias_Anybody]

If you whip it out and she's scared, would that boost or diminish your confidence?

[@nukewaste]

It also helps of you're built like a soup can. No, but really, girth has greater impact for women as it stimulates a greater area of the pudental nerve, which is the large nerve in the pelvis and is responsible (among other things) pleasure sensations in the groin, genitals, and a used, including the clitoris and g spot. Stretching FTW when it comes to most women apparently 😂

[@iszaza]

If you like fear, yes. If you dont like fear, no​@@Alias_Anybody

[@volodyan7780]

@@Alias_Anybody boost at first, and diminish at the moment she says it's to big you can't go all in or anal :(

[@Tony_AM009]

I can only imagine how Yuzu reacted to the gooning segment of the video/stream.

[@BolaiMoon]

LET HIM COOK

[@nathanielmalcolm6623]

IT'S NOT THE SIZE OF THE CONTENDER IN THE FIGHT, *IT'S THE SPIRIT & WILLPOWER THAT THEY HAVE ALL THROUGHOUT!*

[@HailHydra27]

Not the dog in the fight, its the fight in the dog

[@hefttefla4372]

Haki hardening?

[@absolstoryoffiction6615]

I don't know... Ever heard of the Under Breaker?... No one has bested him and lived to tell the tale. In fact, almost anyone who tries to fight him, end up not remembering anything but the impacts.

[@loganstaal3162]

I’m in public listening to this with headphones in, I just let out a joker laugh, and everyone is looking at me like I’m a serial killer now.

[@absolstoryoffiction6615]

You're right... I'll call Batman... You require his help.

[@conkle7955]

IT AIN'T ABOUT THE SIZE OF THE FIST THAT MAKES A GOOD BEATING, IT'S ABOUT HOW MUCH AND FAST YOU CAN DISH IT

[@absolstoryoffiction6615]

It can move so fast that it gets lit on fire.

[@dragonknightleader1]

I never thought about 4-5" as ideal. Which immediately reminds me of the Chinpokomon episode where Hirohito psyches out all the Americans by complimenting their sizes.

[@gutoguto0873]

I think that was a joke

[@rayleigh4002]

yo why did the clip stop, i was so ready to learn about gooning

[@happybuttersblast8334]

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[@the1exnay]

It wasn’t the end of the learning, the video ended with an assignment. Knowledge without praxis is hollow and stagnant.

[@waterfall184]

2:40 Bao: "someone called me?"

[@FoxDog1080]

"we had a sample size of one, peer reviewed" EXCUSE ME HELLO

[@soulezwan266]

Prof lando never change

[@justinsumbillo2746]

truly informative lecture from Lando-sensei

[@bobbombar6711]

It would be interesting to see yuzu react to the clip of the woman that uses a tape measure going from 4" to 12" with comments.

[@lostnemesis]

Man I remember this video with a girl named Gina darling back in the day she gave so many men hope because she said she couldn't take more than 7 😂

[@Garl_Vinland]

She was referring to oral though xD

[@durandus676]

I feel so good seeing all these 5-6 glowing reviews

[@waterfall184]

1:18 Bro spitting facts ngl lololol

[@waifuhunter8138]

Yuzus voice and laugh has me in a chokehold

[@TheBombayMasterTony]

0:06, haha. 2:09, she sounds so excited.

[@chickenji9334]

*Let's talk about GOONING* 🗣️🗣️🔊🔊🔥🔥

[@wocathoden]

You betray Professor!!!! What's wrong with 8"?!!! We're human too!

[@theannualantagonist5930]

THANK YOU. FINALLY SOME ACTUAL STATISTICS.

[@theannualantagonist5930]

I always get the 8 inch minimum like: …Are people usually built like Stallions? WTF?

[@genzo454]

​@@theannualantagonist59308+ inches is like 0.5% of guys, people who want that are going to spend forever trying to find someone that big 😂

[@YangyChaddyDad]

I love professor lando

[@FoxDog1080]

That poor marker got squished against the board

[@tomat8030]

Women have sizes too, too small/too big sucks for both parties, sometimes the guy is too big and the girl is too small, just gotta be compatible.

[@ADude846]

"sample size of about 1" lmao

[@British_Rogue]

I hope the next part of the lesson included how the average depth of a vaginal canal is 4 inches. That's why it is the "Goldilocks Zone".

[@ZxosGamer]

Heh, gold-d-lock

[@plvmbvm513]

If you've got a little extra though it means you have room to experiment with different positions So maybe there's still benefits to being on the bigger side

[@ZoeylaRose]

Nah it does snot even help with the confidence I have 7,8 inches and still was insecure about it ​@@plvmbvm513I'd much rather have that extra in height than on my dick tbh

[@FutureAIDev2015]

"peer-reviewed with a sample size of one" 😂

[@ZxosGamer]

If you edges her long enough, any lesser inches can work

[@jay_sunday]

His power was too strong... They couldn't hold him back...

[@jeffaveragefitguy3431]

Me: 5 +3/4 inches guy... YES !😄

[@bankaidakota]

This man is my hero

[@theballingboi5360]

We had a sample size of 1 💀

[@tribopower]

OLD ON! OLD ON CHAT, LET HIM COOK!

[@VinlandicSoul]

God bless professor Lando 😂😂

[@otakugamer616]

As a 4" Destroyer club i Wont even use this

[@mateusccunha]

If its not too big to hurt and not to small to tickle you are good to go

[@mrjay8472]

George: i was in the pool 🤣🤣🤣

[@KN1GHT501]

That's good and all, but what about the girth yall.

[@leonardorosa8711]

size dont matter 🤝 looks dont matter We do care about this but we'll say we dont to look morally right

[@xblade11230]

Lol it does stop coping The vast majority of growth happens during puberty , and size is a secondary sex characteristic like boobs increase in size after puberty Both men and women find exaggerated sex characteristics attractive and most women like looking at men that have big ones just like men like looking at women that have big booba

[@leonardorosa8711]

@@xblade11230 but thats exacly what i said

[@kin4386]

Mmm... Sounds more like you're assuming everyone cares about it so that you can justify the fact that YOU care about it. Which you really don't need to be doing.

[@leonardorosa8711]

@@kin4386 dude im ugly and im not packing, just speaking from experience here

[@kin4386]

@@leonardorosa8711 What you're also speaking from is lack of opportunity. You just haven't found the right person. Rare as they may feel, they do exist. Believing they don't is just peak incel mindset.

[@Necr0e1]

i cracked up at sample size of 1

[@johnmarx9042]

Yes sir, I'm listening 🫡

[@Kishin-lv8dt]

"Why are you cooking?" she says TO MAKE A POINT! Literally 😏

[@someamericanusingtank2551]

as an 6 inches guy, i see this as a win

[@daxitron]

I'm shocked he didn't put Drake at the very far right of the chart.

[@SassyLoli]

5 and 1/2.. so im little above goldilucks zone?

[@waterfall184]

1:55 that explains a lot why some innocent, regular use things smell funny idk

[@zwanlo5101]

impressive knowledge

[@NickGoldsby]

6 is the max you can get to without being a disgrace.

[@stockicide]

He's right - five inches is the global average. More than that is just bonus.

[@genzo454]

Average is 5.1, 5.2, but yeah.

[@DRida64]

Ok, but this argument disregards girth

[@HailHydra27]

But if you close your eyes~ Does it almost feel like nothing's changed at all~

[@AudibleFist]

My hands were too big to properly hold an expo marker in middle school, shit does not apply to guys who are 6 ft and above

[@eMorphized]

Just hold it like a pencil. It's uncomfortable but it works.

[@guyjackson1839]

I am the average size for males where I live specifically the US

[@MrCarlBackhausen]

Why did you cut it at the gooning part!? I am a gooner and now I have to goone to his video to see the rest. DANG IT!I need to know what he says about gooning too! A well.

[@Rezzhuanne]

Bro Professor is cooking 😂😂😂

[@J3Drip]

Good thing I’m sitting at 5 something

[@Heavenly_Demon_God]

What about girth?

[@BrotherHood-xh9sg]

Seriously, how did she not notice the "sample size of 1" joke?

[@lowbatt777]

wait a minute.. his voice :o

[@happybuttersblast8334]

I guess im what you call a grower ... its smaller when not hard but 6 inches when like dayum im turned on mode... but can be 5 and a half inches if im not super into it. so which do I go by.. at its fullest or when flaccid? what are the rules here? lmao

[@jacobtkj5484]

Who asked?

[@djlovesyou8302]

My rule would be don't talk about your penis to random vtuber watchers on the internet.

[@leonrussell9607]

I'm like 5 inches but flaccid it looks like a button

[@genzo454]

Size is usually measured when fully erect. (Flaccid size is measured separately).

[@ominously2574]

He’s right, 3 inches is perfect! I’m only 1.5 inches which means 3 is humongous

[@theparadox9117]

This is my first yuzu clip and I have to ask... Is her voice always so god damn seductive 😳

[@Rob_Pap]

3 inch and bellow you better develop new tricks

[@MasterTurner969]

Dammit too big 😭 Good thing I don’t really care I’m only in a state of contentment.

[@damien9683]

I'm from the Caribbean, and most of the women here consider anything less than a NINE is a joke.

[@genzo454]

That's like 0.25% of guys though ( _if that_ ). They are either liars or they can't do math. And why would they want 9 inches? They'll fit half of it, and then what? 😂 I understand wanting 6 inches, hell maybe even 7, but 9? Have they even _seen_ how big 9 inches is?

[@PeiceofNick]

Honestly I still cant get used to Holostars' former alchimst havei g flesh now. Not related to the vid or anything just in general

[@randomman057]

well rip me

[@iamchino5524]

6 inches, 6 feet tall, 166 pounds, waist * 1.6 = shoulders. Literally the golden ratio of measurements for men goes with the number 6 (although my favorite number is 7), a man like that is as sexy as fuck. [and yes, I'm projecting myself because those are my measurements (I really weigh 170lbs & have 7 inches tbh, but not combine with 6ft)]

[@sr_echo]

Unironically, 6 inches does look too big omg

[@dungbeater4264]

2 incher gang 👇

[@ryutak777]

I'm so sad I didn't ask to be so big! I'm sorry! 😭

[@testaklese]

Bruh 3? Im dead Gotta be like 10% of people are that small

[@b-radkisuke8773]

Wow lol

[@3wA_TroCon]

Guess I'm considered "too much"...😒

[@TheMockingjay74]

ACTUALLY 4 INCHES

[@midtown3221]

Heh...I'm 6"

[@theannualantagonist5930]

Oh and Smash, next

[@4m2Dragon4m2]

F's in the comments for those cursed with 6+ inches 🫡

[@hi_-bz7wf]

Sample size of 1 average of 3. F

[@DinnerForkTongue]

Memes and chicanery aside, he's correct! People today are way too influenced by corn, and even corn proves this point: ever noticed that the bigger guys just... stop drilling the well halfway? Take a note of how deep they usually sink in. That's right, 4-5 inches. The rest just stays out awkwardly catching wind.

[@cavalierliberty6838]

It doesn't matter what size you are, no one will ever love you anyways.

[@Leo-h2j9s]

🤣😂🤣🤣🤣

[@noble_wine]

Yuzu thirsty.....

[@joeyginise6051]

When isn't she? Every clip I have seen has given me this impression.

[@noble_wine]

@@joeyginise6051 touche

[@SinfulGFX]

Lol

[@lichtsprecher]

>6” is just so you can see the shaft outside in every position

[@storyaddict3336]

Um…

[@gryspirit]

Lol

[@maeschder]

"agree" someone who doesnt know how to correctly measure penis sizes lol Hint: if it looks like 5, its probably 6.5 (objectively)

[@justinterrell7020]

Bro lost me with the markers ngl

[@MonkeyMoth]

nice

[@Turkeysammich3000]

-_-; do streamers recommend smaller penors to protect their viewers? What size do girls actually want? I dont think someone could make themselves smaller.

[@ThaTyphon]

They want big or at least average. Don't let these videos confuse you. Women do love them big unfortunately

[@DrD0000M]

Damn, I'm over 6 inches, no girl will want me now. 😭😭😭

[@mj91212]

Not necessarily, you just gotta learn how to not stick the whole thing in.

[@eldersun5110]

​@@mj91212 A fate worse than death.

[@OrbObserver]

Your average girl sure but there are those out there who enjoy an above average size too.

[@patricksteinsen1147]

rip brother you'll never experience having your entire shaft in her, let's ignore the girls' feeling for now, this is actually bad

[@Shendue]

Also really depends if it's lenght or width we are talking. Very important.