Yuzu Learns About the PERFECT SIZE w/ Prof. Lando

Why do you think the Expo Markers are the size they are?
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[@tastyneck]

The perfect cutoff at "let's talk about gooning..." LMAO

[@metazare]

I was just coming down here to say the same thing.

[@Xe3R]

same that was perfect now i HAVE to watch the vod to know more :D

[@theoriginalshew]

This guy sounds like he'd be a good alchemist.

[@DinnerForkTongue]

He does seem capable of producing a maroon-colored gas that helps us deal with our daily reality.

[@GoldRichness]

He IS one haha

[@iexplainjokesforaliving.5415]

​@@GoldRichnesswell, was

[@faq_is_love]

@@GoldRichness *was

[@watchleonne]

huffing up the good copium again?

[@1337foxs]

"Lets talk about gooning" Oh is this Bao's segment?

[@Freekymoho]

celebrity guest speaker

[@tylersutton2216]

Oh God

[@d.n5287]

​@@Freekymohoguest lecturer bao would be removed after she gets too enthused

[@autohmae]

Sample size of 1, LOL 🙂

[@PhoenixClank]

I was disappointed she showed no reaction to that.

[@ZeroUm_]

He did himself dirty if 3 is the average with a sample size of 1.

[@autohmae]

@@ZeroUm_ I'm certain he would claim it's for comedic effect.

[@ZeallustImmortal]

I mean... he is asian. ​@@autohmae

[@Supp3r_n0va]

ITS NOT THE SIZE OF THE WAVE ITS THE MOTION OF THE OCEAN GOD DAMNIT 😭

[@DemonicafroJB]

It’s definitely a nice bonus though 😏

[@spk1121]

🌊

[@Supp3r_n0va]

@@DemonicafroJB STOP IT 😭

[@jspoony]

Using the mass of the ass and the angle of the dangle, calculate the measure of the pleasure

[@xblade11230]

Dude girls like big ones just like guys like girls with big boobs a big one is more masculine Stop with the cope

[@HailHydra27]

When it comes to armor penetration the angle of attack is arguably more important than the size of the shell fired at it

[@Name-nq7tj]

What do these woman have chasity belts on or something?

[@HailHydra27]

@@Name-nq7tj no its about how any calibre can be effective if you take up the right position

[@kinganthony6912]

@@HailHydra27ok let’s see you take out a bear with a 22 then should be interesting

[@volodyan7780]

@@kinganthony6912 shoot it at 50 degree angle in the left eye xD

[@ghanaria7996]

@@kinganthony6912aim for the eyes. That is with any animal attack. A lion or gorilla attacking you? Aim for the eyes, they are soft and squishy and fkin hurt when they burst open!

[@araguardian6954]

Lando is the king of awkward topics done well

[@DinnerForkTongue]

He earns his moniker of Professor by talking so academically about it. You could laugh, or not laugh because you're legit interested in what he's saying, and either is a valid reaction.

[@napatt.7943]

His content is so fresh an done extremely well. The only streamer that I wanna watch live

[@PlushLordOfTheSeas]

"sample size of 1" lmao

[@friendlyhobo6483]

The reason guys get a confidence boost after their first time isn't because they had sex. It is because it is the first time they get genuine positive confirmation that their size is actually good. Knowing you are good enough is an insane confidence booster.

[@chriss.249]

Maaaaan this is fax lol I'm thankful I'm the size I am but always thought I'd be small. But when the 1st girl I was with gave me complements, when she was... doing her thang, I felt on cloud 9. I cant physically blush but I wouldve

[@Alias_Anybody]

If you whip it out and she's scared, would that boost or diminish your confidence?

[@nukewaste]

It also helps of you're built like a soup can. No, but really, girth has greater impact for women as it stimulates a greater area of the pudental nerve, which is the large nerve in the pelvis and is responsible (among other things) pleasure sensations in the groin, genitals, and a used, including the clitoris and g spot. Stretching FTW when it comes to most women apparently 😂

[@iszaza]

If you like fear, yes. If you dont like fear, no​@@Alias_Anybody

[@MatthewF-vl9nk]

Positive reinforcement is so so important, I think girls really underestimate just how much we need that. A lot of us guys it's not even the fact that it feels good or is fun, it's the fact that someone is accepting you as a person and to top it off they are really enjoying it? No better way of making brain happy.

[@gamerboy7962]

Meanwhile Bao: "...Bigger is always better, bro."

[@minhaexistencianaotemsenti7132]

1,50m mentality

[@Tony_AM009]

I can only imagine how Yuzu reacted to the gooning segment of the video/stream.

[@nathanielmalcolm6623]

IT'S NOT THE SIZE OF THE CONTENDER IN THE FIGHT, *IT'S THE SPIRIT & WILLPOWER THAT THEY HAVE ALL THROUGHOUT!*

[@HailHydra27]

Not the dog in the fight, its the fight in the dog

[@hefttefla4372]

Haki hardening?

[@absolstoryoffiction6615]

I don't know... Ever heard of the Under Breaker?... No one has bested him and lived to tell the tale. In fact, almost anyone who tries to fight him, end up not remembering anything but the impacts.

[@conkle7955]

IT AIN'T ABOUT THE SIZE OF THE FIST THAT MAKES A GOOD BEATING, IT'S ABOUT HOW MUCH AND FAST YOU CAN DISH IT

[@absolstoryoffiction6615]

It can move so fast that it gets lit on fire.

[@BolaiMoon]

LET HIM COOK

[@dragonknightleader1]

I never thought about 4-5" as ideal. Which immediately reminds me of the Chinpokomon episode where Hirohito psyches out all the Americans by complimenting their sizes.

[@gutoguto0873]

I think that was a joke

[@loganstaal3162]

I’m in public listening to this with headphones in, I just let out a joker laugh, and everyone is looking at me like I’m a serial killer now.

[@absolstoryoffiction6615]

You're right... I'll call Batman... You require his help.

[@rayleigh4002]

yo why did the clip stop, i was so ready to learn about gooning

[@happybuttersblast8334]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/oWPEiYiih9iMbqM

[@the1exnay]

It wasn’t the end of the learning, the video ended with an assignment. Knowledge without praxis is hollow and stagnant.

[@bobbombar6711]

It would be interesting to see yuzu react to the clip of the woman that uses a tape measure going from 4" to 12" with comments.

[@lostnemesis]

Man I remember this video with a girl named Gina darling back in the day she gave so many men hope because she said she couldn't take more than 7 😂

[@Garl_Vinland]

She was referring to oral though xD

[@leonardorosa8711]

size dont matter 🤝 looks dont matter We do care about this but we'll say we dont to look morally right

[@xblade11230]

Lol it does stop coping The vast majority of growth happens during puberty , and size is a secondary sex characteristic like boobs increase in size after puberty Both men and women find exaggerated sex characteristics attractive and most women like looking at men that have big ones just like men like looking at women that have big booba

[@leonardorosa8711]

@@xblade11230 but thats exacly what i said

[@kin4386]

Mmm... Sounds more like you're assuming everyone cares about it so that you can justify the fact that YOU care about it. Which you really don't need to be doing.

[@leonardorosa8711]

@@kin4386 dude im ugly and im not packing, just speaking from experience here

[@kin4386]

@@leonardorosa8711 What you're also speaking from is lack of opportunity. You just haven't found the right person. Rare as they may feel, they do exist. Believing they don't is just peak incel mindset.

[@FoxDog1080]

"we had a sample size of one, peer reviewed" EXCUSE ME HELLO

[@soulezwan266]

Prof lando never change

[@justinsumbillo2746]

truly informative lecture from Lando-sensei

[@British_Rogue]

I hope the next part of the lesson included how the average depth of a vaginal canal is 4 inches. That's why it is the "Goldilocks Zone".

[@ZxosGamer]

Heh, gold-d-lock

[@plvmbvm513]

If you've got a little extra though it means you have room to experiment with different positions So maybe there's still benefits to being on the bigger side

[@ZoeylaRose]

Nah it does snot even help with the confidence I have 7,8 inches and still was insecure about it ​@@plvmbvm513I'd much rather have that extra in height than on my dick tbh

[@durandus676]

I feel so good seeing all these 5-6 glowing reviews

[@chickenji9334]

*Let's talk about GOONING* 🗣️🗣️🔊🔊🔥🔥

[@tomat8030]

Women have sizes too, too small/too big sucks for both parties, sometimes the guy is too big and the girl is too small, just gotta be compatible.

[@waifuhunter8138]

Yuzus voice and laugh has me in a chokehold

[@bankaidakota]

This man is my hero

[@ZxosGamer]

If you edges her long enough, any lesser inches can work

[@waterfall184]

1:18 Bro spitting facts ngl lololol

[@waterfall184]

2:40 Bao: "someone called me?"

[@theballingboi5360]

We had a sample size of 1 💀

[@jay_sunday]

His power was too strong... They couldn't hold him back...

[@mrjay8472]

George: i was in the pool 🤣🤣🤣

[@FoxDog1080]

That poor marker got squished against the board

[@wocathoden]

You betray Professor!!!! What's wrong with 8"?!!! We're human too!

[@FutureAIDev2015]

"peer-reviewed with a sample size of one" 😂

[@ADude846]

"sample size of about 1" lmao

[@tribopower]

OLD ON! OLD ON CHAT, LET HIM COOK!

[@theannualantagonist5930]

THANK YOU. FINALLY SOME ACTUAL STATISTICS.

[@theannualantagonist5930]

I always get the 8 inch minimum like: …Are people usually built like Stallions? WTF?

[@genzo454]

​@@theannualantagonist59308+ inches is like 0.5% of guys, people who want that are going to spend forever trying to find someone that big 😂

[@daxitron]

I'm shocked he didn't put Drake at the very far right of the chart.

[@zwanlo5101]

impressive knowledge

[@VinlandicSoul]

God bless professor Lando 😂😂

[@johnmarx9042]

Yes sir, I'm listening 🫡

[@jeffaveragefitguy3431]

Me: 5 +3/4 inches guy... YES !😄

[@someamericanusingtank2551]

as an 6 inches guy, i see this as a win

[@YangyChaddyDad]

I love professor lando

[@Heavenly_Demon_God]

What about girth?

[@HailHydra27]

But if you close your eyes~ Does it almost feel like nothing's changed at all~

[@stockicide]

He's right - five inches is the global average. More than that is just bonus.

[@genzo454]

Average is 5.1, 5.2, but yeah.

[@Kishin-lv8dt]

"Why are you cooking?" she says TO MAKE A POINT! Literally 😏

[@Necr0e1]

i cracked up at sample size of 1

[@kn1ght722]

That's good and all, but what about the girth yall.

[@Rezzhuanne]

Bro Professor is cooking 😂😂😂

[@mateusccunha]

If its not too big to hurt and not to small to tickle you are good to go

[@DRida64]

Ok, but this argument disregards girth

[@otakugamer616]

As a 4" Destroyer club i Wont even use this

[@theparadox9117]

This is my first yuzu clip and I have to ask... Is her voice always so god damn seductive 😳

[@Wood_969]

Dammit too big 😭 Good thing I don’t really care I’m only in a state of contentment.

[@waterfall184]

1:55 that explains a lot why some innocent, regular use things smell funny idk

[@lowbatt777]

wait a minute.. his voice :o

[@guyjackson1839]

I am the average size for males where I live specifically the US

[@AudibleFist]

My hands were too big to properly hold an expo marker in middle school, shit does not apply to guys who are 6 ft and above

[@charliekahn4205]

Just hold it like a pencil. It's uncomfortable but it works.

[@sr_echo]

Unironically, 6 inches does look too big omg

[@b-radkisuke8773]

Wow lol

[@randomman057]

well rip me

[@testaklese]

Bruh 3? Im dead Gotta be like 10% of people are that small

[@J3Drip]

Good thing I’m sitting at 5 something

[@BrotherHood-xh9sg]

Seriously, how did she not notice the "sample size of 1" joke?

[@happybuttersblast8334]

I guess im what you call a grower ... its smaller when not hard but 6 inches when like dayum im turned on mode... but can be 5 and a half inches if im not super into it. so which do I go by.. at its fullest or when flaccid? what are the rules here? lmao

[@jacobtkj5484]

Who asked?

[@djlovesyou8302]

My rule would be don't talk about your penis to random vtuber watchers on the internet.

[@leonrussell9607]

I'm like 5 inches but flaccid it looks like a button

[@genzo454]

Size is usually measured when fully erect. (Flaccid size is measured separately).

[@ryutak777]

I'm so sad I didn't ask to be so big! I'm sorry! 😭

[@user-mm2lv7ps8q]

🤣😂🤣🤣🤣

[@DinnerForkTongue]

Memes and chicanery aside, he's correct! People today are way too influenced by corn, and even corn proves this point: ever noticed that the bigger guys just... stop drilling the well halfway? Take a note of how deep they usually sink in. That's right, 4-5 inches. The rest just stays out awkwardly catching wind.

[@theannualantagonist5930]

Oh and Smash, next

[@PeiceofNick]

Honestly I still cant get used to Holostars' former alchimst havei g flesh now. Not related to the vid or anything just in general

[@damien9683]

I'm from the Caribbean, and most of the women here consider anything less than a NINE is a joke.

[@genzo454]

That's like 0.25% of guys though ( _if that_ ). They are either liars or they can't do math. And why would they want 9 inches? They'll fit half of it, and then what? 😂 I understand wanting 6 inches, hell maybe even 7, but 9? Have they even _seen_ how big 9 inches is?

[@ominously2574]

He’s right, 3 inches is perfect! I’m only 1.5 inches which means 3 is humongous

[@gryspirit]

Lol

[@midtown3221]

Heh...I'm 6"

[@TheMockingjay74]

ACTUALLY 4 INCHES

[@3wA_TroCon]

Guess I'm considered "too much"...😒

[@iamchino5524]

6 inches, 6 feet tall, 166 pounds, waist * 1.6 = shoulders. Literally the golden ratio of measurements for men goes with the number 6 (although my favorite number is 7), a man like that is as sexy as fuck. [and yes, I'm projecting myself because those are my measurements (I really weigh 170lbs & have 7 inches tbh, but not combine with 6ft)]

[@dungbeater4264]

2 incher gang 👇

[@4m2Dragon4m2]

F's in the comments for those cursed with 6+ inches 🫡

[@hi_-bz7wf]

Sample size of 1 average of 3. F

[@storyaddict3336]

Um…

[@noble_wine]

Yuzu thirsty.....

[@joeyginise6051]

When isn't she? Every clip I have seen has given me this impression.

[@noble_wine]

@@joeyginise6051 touche

[@lichtsprecher]

>6” is just so you can see the shaft outside in every position

[@justinterrell7020]

Bro lost me with the markers ngl

[@MonkeyMoth]

nice

[@cavalierliberty6838]

It doesn't matter what size you are, no one will ever love you anyways.

[@Turkeysammich3000]

-_-; do streamers recommend smaller penors to protect their viewers? What size do girls actually want? I dont think someone could make themselves smaller.

[@ThaTyphon]

They want big or at least average. Don't let these videos confuse you. Women do love them big unfortunately

[@DrD0000M]

Damn, I'm over 6 inches, no girl will want me now. 😭😭😭

[@mj91212]

Not necessarily, you just gotta learn how to not stick the whole thing in.

[@eldersun5110]

​@@mj91212 A fate worse than death.

[@Toastybees]

Your average girl sure but there are those out there who enjoy an above average size too.

[@patricksteinsen1147]

rip brother you'll never experience having your entire shaft in her, let's ignore the girls' feeling for now, this is actually bad

[@Shendue]

Also really depends if it's lenght or width we are talking. Very important.

[@chriss.249]

Being above 5 has its benefits and downsides tho. On 1 end u larger, on another end using the restroom when u got the stiffy uh is difficult. Not to mention when u ON the toilet or tryna hide ya "stinger" in public. I think size doesnt matter TOO much but still matters. Just listen to ur partner and learn how to utilize what u have. Also, stimulate them other ways. Kisses, bites, ur fingers/tongue. Even nails and food/syrup/honey😋

[@DinnerForkTongue]

The stinger is pulsating...

[@chriss.249]

@DinnerForkTongue Lol I prefer the phrase "armed and ready"😂 Then again i call it a stinger because imma scorpio ♏️ Each sign could have a different one👍🏾

[@DinnerForkTongue]

@@chriss.249 lmao fair, I just saw "stinger" and was contractually obligated to make a Fear & Hunger reference.

[@chriss.249]

@DinnerForkTongue Oooh I remember that show, my older cousin used to watch it when he thought I was sleep lol I knew it seemed familiar. Good reference💪🏾

[@charliekahn4205]

Just wear your underwear higher up

[@maeschder]

"agree" someone who doesnt know how to correctly measure penis sizes lol Hint: if it looks like 5, its probably 6.5 (objectively)

[@Marhathor]

"3 is average, 3-6 is golden, 6+ is too big" ...what universe have I stumbled into where I'm... Alright, analogy time. Say the average person is 170 cm tall. And there's me, walking around at over 4 meters, comfortably stepping over people standing upright. I don't buy it. Don't wanna.

[@Garl_Vinland]

“And then there’s me being 10 meters”

[@Marhathor]

​@@Garl_Vinland I mean, it's hardly a flex when everywhere I go, people say you can only be too large.

[@justinbent9320]

4 meters? Bro really thinks he’s a One Piece character

[@user-lk1ls1ju7t]

@@justinbent9320 for real XD

[@Garl_Vinland]

Says the Asian

[@NationalistsRuinAmerica]

Tell us your race right now.

[@DinnerForkTongue]

Asians have no particular difference in size relative to other races. Neither do American blacks or Africans or Middle Easterners. It's all about depiction.

[@ZelltisExx]

@@DinnerForkTongue There're averages and Asian countries rank lower, that doesn't mean everyone is small.

[@Garl_Vinland]

@@NationalistsRuinAmerica Boletarian

[@tuulenkoti]

​@@NationalistsRuinAmerica Calm down Adolf 😂

[@MrHoneuma]

Still below average sadly

[@craigcarter947]

All these insecure men and this 'It's not the size...." well, it is about the size, but it's the girth, not length.