Zach and the "Mustard Incident"

[@bloodgodsprophet3047]

Seeing that it was Zach I immediately assumed this was about mustard gas and not normal mustard

[@Maxx2294-blyat]

Why would he ever be handling mustard gas

[@Justsomeguy62]

@@Maxx2294-blyat cause its zach

[@LexYeen]

@@Maxx2294-blyat Because Zach was in the US Army, and the Army is just _like that._

[@Maxx2294-blyat]

@@LexYeen Geneva convention + chemical weapons convention

[@rusfener562]

@@Maxx2294-blyat bleach and pinesole cleaning products can create it accidentally

[@zanetrumann8235]

Knowing UPS, they probably threw it into the back of a truck and watched it explode

[@TheSimmr001]

thank you for the image of a truck just suddenly exploding into yellow.

[@DippKlippGuy]

Amazon probably slapped a label on the bucket and put it on top of a pallet

[@wesleyrivera192]

Someone needs to ship Zach another bucket of mustard for Christmas

[@justanothaguy3714]

Zach needs a forwarding service. Itll pay for itself in the first of many buckets of mustard.

[@darklordboehm428]

I would hit like but that ruins the 69 so like this for liking the comment

[@TheSeventhDeadlyMatador]

When the story surrounding the gift your friends got you is better than the actual gift, that's how you know those are friends worth keeping.

[@MovedBoxMan]

I love how Zach cant even talk because he's laughing so hard

[@timspeller4084]

The delivery guy probably had his whole day ruined lol

[@Deamons64]

I have one of those 5 gallon buckets of mustard at work. You can smell that thing from down the hall when it's opened, I don't mind, since I like mustard, but it's still rather pungent.

[@CoralTheDoggo]

Can't imagine going to a party and everyone's just dipping their hot dogs into a goddamn bucket of Mustard like PizzaHut Breadsticks into salsa

[@badjuju2721]

You've given me a brilliant idea!

[@damonsloan6365]

@HEY!YO!IT'S!RAZORCLA(E)W Actually we do sell salsa cups

[@badjuju2721]

@HEY!YO!IT'S!RAZORCLA(E)W I imagine he meant marinara sauce.

[@MDMDMDMDMDMDMDMDMD]

Salsa?

[@Del_S]

The people of Dijon have never seen Mustard since. Not for themselves. That single lost bucket of Mustard means that they have such shortfall, they must export it all. Which is fine as most of them are sick of mustard and have really been into garlic and mayo sauces. Well, okay, that's not true. Apart from the fact there is an actual shortage of it right now so, yeah.

[@Ruby-qf6tw]

Ok for a moment I thought it was going to be about mustard gas

[@LostShipMate]

I'm surprised UPS actually admitted fault. Thats the real miracle in the mustard.

[@skeltonslay8er781]

I like to imagine the ups guy or whoever was delivering it dropped it walking it up to the door to deliver it

[@firecrow7973]

i was hoping it was in the hot truck and exploded

[@olsnippers6627]

Zach "Mustard Goblin" Hazard

[@Rzormc]

This story alone is a pretty solid gift.

[@miguela9736]

Fun story time is the best time with Zank

[@ComfortsSpecter]

Zach reveals how some package depot worker got absolutely nuked from orbit by his friends Funniest shit I ever heard

[@hammer1349]

I do not envy the person(s) that had to clean that up, god the nose burn

[@nonamevoidoblivion9695]

What a shame. Now Zach can't experience the joys of putting Dijon mustard on everything he eats.

[@JoeXTheXJuggalo1]

Hearing that story reminds me of a story from back when I was about 5 years old. My parents, 3 older sisters, and I went to this family ran restaurant close to out house. We was the only one there. So because it was 6 of us we was sitting in 2 different booths. All my sister's was in 1 booth and my parents and I was in another. Well we get our food and my oldest sister got the mustard bottle to put some on her burger or whatever. There was mustard in the bottle but non was coming out. So she was shaking, squeezing, an tapping it on the table. A few seconds later there was a loud POP come from where my sister's was sitting. When I looked at what happened there was mustard everywhere on the table, wall, floor, and almost evey table an boot next to booth she was in.

[@jonathanstiles6072]

Some poor Amazon worker is going to see this and snap when they realize that this is why the warehouse has smelled like mustard for years.

[@kursk_kuku141]

I imagine some infantry at the back of the truck listening to Zach’s stories.

[@thatguybrody4819]

It was a battle to not choke on the drink I had in my mouth the entire time while simultaneously not trying to spew it all over the screen. I gotta wait to get home to truly be able to fully experience the hilarity.

[@AnarquiaCookbook]

The poor, poor soul who dropped that bucket lmao

[@popebryanii7224]

I want to get given a 5 gallon homers bucket of any condiment. That's fuckin hilarious

[@quill901]

zach is a youtuber that youtube needs, we need more of funny fun shit, and not what we have now

[@frigginwizard9302]

"the last bucket of mustard in Dijon" needs to be a shirt

[@warriorwolf77]

Probably weighed a ton so the delivery driver just wrote it off

[@PlebNC]

The sad thing is there's probably a bunch of people who got emails saying "could not be delivered. Covered in mustard."

[@aviatorengineer3491]

Wherever that happened is gonna smell like mustard until the end of time.

[@DippKlippGuy]

Here I was thinking it would be a time someone accidentally made mustard gas, instead I got my living hell

[@vininciusxavi9597]

Mustard

[@kirov830]

Mustard

[@samphillips4289]

@@kirov830 Mustard

[@DerpyHDoo]

Mustard

[@synthwavecat96]

Mustard

[@Ruby-qf6tw]

Mustard 👍

[@markman474]

Randomly dropped in my recommendations. What a great video, watching gun rants now

[@justanormaldude7227]

I got a mustard ad before the video even started.

[@blakjewellio1407]

So many people are going to send him buckets of mustard now

[@burnerheinz]

"you like Mustard so you could drink it with a straw." who are you starfires brother?

[@Rumpelpumpel3]

Never seen this channel but KZbin threw this in my recommendations. Fucking wild. welp, am subscribed now

[@jeremylemings]

"Just drink from it with a straw" Who do they think you are, Starfire from the Teen Titans cartoon?

[@ObsidiaBlack1]

Take my like and get outta my head, please.

[@Maosn1290]

Hold on, hold on, they said you could WHAT with the bucket?!

[@petitponeydu7727]

i'm French So it was Zach all along ! He was responsible for the great mustard drought of 2006 !

[@Magnificent_Mobius]

At least now we know why there is a mustard shortage in Europe

[@daviddonglehoff6715]

Reminds me of when I sent my friend a body pillow (ofc it was something stupid like an astolfo or felix one) and I sent it personally. And I had all these weeb stickers lying around from a 100pk of stickers. So brilliant idea moment comes and I covered the entire package with said stickers so it was the cringiest weeaboo thing in existence. But since he lives in Germany he had to pay a small customs on it (i comped him for it) so he had to go to a postal kiosk to pay duties on it. Best of all he said he walked there so he had to carry around this weeaboo trash like a kilometer to his apartment and got stares the whole way. Way, way more entertaining than the unboxing.

[@General_C]

Absolute fucking legend in our midst.

[@Biodeamon]

I thought this was gonna be a war story from the army where they accidentally mustard gassed him

[@purgejmi]

I put mayo on EVERYTHING, because it adds good flavor to stuff. I also really love mustard with a lot of things.

[@isaacschmitt4803]

I'm just picturing Gus Johnson's mailman standing over it . . .

[@confusedaxolotl7833]

Zach open a P.O. Box, I will send you a bucket of mustard.

[@doctorgeneric8070]

A shame about the spill, it seems shipping by UPS simply cannot cut the mustard.

[@legomaniac601]

why was this recommended to me, but I dont care, but buying a 5 gallon bucket of mustard is something I would do

[@miskoma3882]

I somewhat miss when prime was worth buying

[@DarkKnightofIT]

Huh, Zach plays Snowrunner, neat

[@RadioactiveHorizon]

Why does the video say it’s 4 plus minutes, but it actually like 3 and a half when you watch it? Also, that is a really funny story Zach

[@pajamas720]

Because youtube is gonna youtube. Its a platform side issue as it happened to many different videos.

[@luigisaguier8336]

I need... I mean I REALLY NEED a FPS game on this engine! TAKE MY MONEY!

[@DieselTechie-uo9we]

"Because you like mustard and you could drink it with a straw." There's this saying things are good in moderation my dude. I can't imagine how anyone would even normally use that much mustard unless it's filling some machine that fills smaller mustard containers or puts it on food on a factory line. 5 gallons seems a bit large for even the productive kitchen.

[@Mrblackfox966]

Either the where house or the truck hade to stink of mustard for months after the spill

[@justamule707]

Burger with no honey mustard

[@MegaRedspade]

Rake yohn from viva la bam needs this present

[@paradoxical998]

Not sure if he'll see this but, Zach what's your favorite type of mustard? Dijon, regular, stone ground, etc.

[@Squirrel-Gaming.]

Zach have you ever used the HEMTT truck mod?, that things a beast in this game

[@brendanmatrix6208]

hey zach just wanna ask is the "Runner" series of games any good? also would you say your happy with how you've kinda become one of the "guntubers"

[@owlsayssouth]

Sad tale

[@jimmymichel4]

Hi from Dijon

[@isaacsrandomvideos667]

Mikeburnfire Zach!?

[@youcantseeme3456]

If only it was the Oil Drum of Lube

[@GlitchedRed]

The industrial size, fresh from the factory in a steel drum

[@tylerbastow5012]

Zach, what trucks do you have installed?

[@speedy7892]

Word of advice: don't eat mustard ice cream

[@Paragoth]

As a post worker, this is satanic lmao. But dropping it is one thing, I think the other likely scenario is it got damaged by having stuff piled on top of it.

[@atlas4733]

XD THIS IS SO FUNNY BECAUSE FRANCE RAN OUT OF MUSTARD!!! Canada got a bad harvest season I think, so they had to rely on Ukraine… Half of my family is French so we took like 20 normal sized bottles from Canada when visiting them, then returned with foil gras. This man would’ve had the entire remaining French supply of mustard as a present XD

[@idabobcat]

Zach what makes you laugh “hurr hurr mustard go splat”. This ladies and gentlemen is what happens when you’re in a relationship with Mrs Cactus for 5 yrs and get asked what’s better .45ACP or 9mm everytime you stream. Oh and the brain damage from hitting your head on the roof of a HMV bc you thought a ballistics helmet might offer some protection against blunt force exceeding .98N might’ve had something to do with it also. lol

[@General_C]

And 3 concussions.

[@desert_pete]

Yo, I fix the belts they use at delivery stations at Amazon and this isn't even the worst thing they've dropped and fucked up. Dont order fragile shot on Amazon they will break it

[@majormapleleaf164]

wait do you not have good prime? i have it here in canadia

[@TenkoBerry]

This is good 👍

[@ethandye8764]

the audio is too quiet lol

[@gitfindasettahpanzy9892]

Anyone else get a French's mustard ad before this video? XD capitalism at it's finest.

[@GamingPenguin4545]

What truck is he driving

[@GlitchedRed]

A big one

[@luissantiago5163]

Nice nice

[@jonathontrejo5427]

*Tamaranian Zach* 🧐

[@flyoverkid55]

Bruh, it's not THAT funny.

[@White_ops_arcade]

Mustard